#answerin' thangs

[askjohnmaddenchan]

What a lovely costume you have! With such outfit you probably never get a sun attack.

In a few years, I'm positive everyone will be wearing this.

[onippep]

Trick or treat!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Nice costume. Here ya go.

[pesterloglog]

Roxy Lalonde, John Egbert, Vriska Serket, Calliope

Page 645-650

ROXY: hey you 2!

ROXY: sorry abt him his manners are fuckin atroche

JOHN: for real.

ROXY: anyway hustle up and get in before someone sees ya

ROXY: also john wtf happened to the secret knock

VRISKA: Yeah, John!

VRISKA: What the hell!

JOHN: i-

ROXY: move it buster!!

ROXY: oh the kids are safe btw

JOHN: that's good!

JOHN: wait, they were in danger?

ROXY: yeah numbnuts in case u forgor theres a whole ass conflict goin on with kids gettin kidnapped n houses gettin targeted n shit!

ROXY: our house bein one of those hice!

JOHN: you never told me our house was one of those hice!

JOHN: you told me to go get vriska, which i did.

VRISKA: Actually, I pretty much got myself.

JOHN: fair.

JOHN: but i collected her!

JOHN: you didn't really say anything about harry or the other kids at all.

ROXY: oh man

ROXY: i guess i kinda didnt huh

ROXY: ...

ROXY: aw jeez

JOHN: hey!

JOHN: i'm sorry roxy, don't worry about it, you've got em now.

ROXY: what

ROXY: no i dont got em

JOHN: wait, what?

JOHN: then who has them!!!

ROXY: rosenaya and jade picked em up while they were

ROXY: um

ROXY: runnin around outside unsupervised

JOHN: oh.

JOHN: well... that's good!

ROXY: ...

JOHN: ...

VRISKA: Haha! You guys are terri8le guardians.

ROXY: hey stfu

JOHN: yeah, you're one to talk!

JOHN: you left your own clone on her own in a dungeon!

VRISKA: It wasn't a "dungeon" John, it was a high-security 8lack site!

JOHN: that's basically the same thing.

JOHN: if anything it sounds a lot worse!

VRISKA: She could handle it.

VRISKA: Unlike your lame-ass offspring who need to 8e gru8sat by an entourage of armed guards, I can tell that she's got that patented Serket panache.

JOHN: technically she's a maryam-lalonde.

VRISKA: Sure, whatever.

VRISKA: The point is, she's a Vriska.

ROXY: whatever is right

VRISKA: Hurry up and walk faster!

CALLIOPE: hello!

CALLIOPE: i'm so glad yoU all made it back alright.

ROXY: oh it werent no thang baby i was just answerin the door

CALLIOPE: not yoU, silly!

ROXY: hehe

VRISKA: Ew.

JOHN: (a little, right?)

CALLIOPE: salUtations, vriska!

CALLIOPE: i mUst say it's a pleasUre to finally make yoUr acqUaintance!

VRISKA: What the hell is that thing?

CALLIOPE: hee hee, gracioUs.

CALLIOPE: yoU're as rUde as i imagined yoU'd be.

VRISKA: Not you. I know who you are.

VRISKA: *That* thing!

CALLIOPE: oh!

CALLIOPE: yes, that'd make sense.

CALLIOPE: that, my narratively significant friend, is the reason we've called yoU here!

CALLIOPE: allow me to introdUce...

CALLIOPE: The Plot Point.

[papa-evershed]

For the ask meme: 9, 21 and 36 :)

9. You’re the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go? AHHH yikes. Ireland is beautiful but I’m not sure if it’d matter, I’d be so damn depressed. Probably Ireland or maybe even Canada, purely because I’d be closer to my son even if I couldn’t see him. 

21. If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose? I answered that one here but still…languages. It would be extraordinarily useful and just think of all the new people I could have really good conversations with.

36. Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any? I have three - all in various places on my arms. One is just some random design I got because it was free, another is a band tattoo, and the last is a tat for my kid. I’m not opposed to getting more but I haven’t found anything I really, really want!

[iseetheisland]

tagged by: @tea-and-fae

rules: bold everything that applies to you and tag ten people you’d like to get to know better.

Appearance:

I’m over 5’5” // I wear glasses or contacts // I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails (sometimes) // I typically wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball hats backward

Hobbies and Talents:

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language (not fluently but decently) // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to TV shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with my friends // I travel during school or work breaks // I can do a handstand

Relationships:

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush // I have a best friend I have known for ten years // My parents are together  (I mean they were until one died)// I have dated my best friend // I am adopted // My crush has confessed to me // I have a long-distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online

Aesthetic:

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sunrise // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // The sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colors // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // Autumn is my favorite season

Misc:

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote(s) // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick-shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least three dogs

Tagging: @oliverbranch @dizzy-mis-lizzy @homegrown-hubris @madamemario @wolfwingsbrenna @directium @ilinden7 @sadientsoul (is tagging my bestfriend cheating? probably. Do I care? No bc I have run out at 8 and I feel like I’m annoying people).

[fivexfaith]

gonna be here aaaallll dang day! answerin’ stuff, replyin’ to stuff, startin’ thangs! so like this post for a starter from your problematic fav! 

[jammie-time]

Important: what's your favorite animal, your favorite fruit, and your favorite color

!! Oh, OkAyS iLl GeT mInE aNsWeRiN oN tHoSe RiGhT qUiCk ThEn HeHe

KiNdA hArD tO pIcK tHaT aNiMaL bUt I rEaLlYs LiKe ThEsE lIl OnEs

N i LiKe I lIkE tHeSe ThAnGs HeRe ToO, sPeCiAlLy WhEn ThEy SwEeT

i ReAlLy GoT mInE lIkE oN pInK n GrEeN hEhE pUrPlEs PrEtTy ToO bUt I aInT sUrE iF iT bE a FaVe Or NoT

[askjohnmaddenchan]

How do you swim underwater

[askjohnmaddenchan]

*blue doggo is sleep in astronaut helmet* (@aisukurimuinu)

I guess this is your helmet now huh

That’s okay

[askjohnmaddenchan]

Merry Spooksmas.

[askjohnmaddenchan]

👠

[askjohnmaddenchan]

TRICK OR TRICK!!

Remember, bees are our friends.

[askjohnmaddenchan]

Holy crap.

[askjohnmaddenchan]

Dear Diary

Star date 420Weather: SpaceI’ve been sent things from the blue place. Footage from all over, showing what goes on. Apparently everyone else lives there. That explains why I’m the only one here. Well, except for the cute robot friend and my rock collection.I think I’m beginning to understand what I am and what my purpose is. Maybe I should send them footage of myself in return. I’m already sending them the data and samples they ask for. Maybe this will help as well. I’ll sing them a song as a gift, so they can see how well I’ve learned, both from living here and from what they’ve sent me. I hope I can make them proud and happy with my results.

[askjohnmaddenchan]

Dear Diary

Star date 69Weather: What the heck is weatherEvery time I go outside to fix the oxygen system, that big blue thing is sort of there, out in the sky.It’s very pretty. I wonder what it is?I’ve taken up talking to myself while I work. It’s nice to break up the silence every once in a while. Mostly I’ve been babbling nonsense, but it doesn’t really matter since no one is listening. Found another rock. Brought it back to my home. Apparently this will be helpful somehow. I’m glad I can help. I like helping.Maybe later I’ll sing a song while I work.

[askjohnmaddenchan]

☰ - Fun random fact about the mun!

They have tiny hands and I love them.