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i bought a new laptop should i be a freak about this
#answer: yes always <3#im thinking i should set the background as a cute emoticon face#so they have a little face :)#not beating the objectum allegations with this one LMAO
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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#henry emily#springtrap#fnaf 3#fnaf fanart#THIS COMIC is unserious#but to answer the question yes William is stupid BAHAH#I could imagine William wouldn’t be that shaken up by his employees getting injured#if anything he’d blame them for literally lack of skill#phone guy even explains that death or injury isn’t the company’s fault#so obviously William has just shrugged these things off for years#THEN this is why he’s stupid#he got in the springlock suit to scare ghost kids away#laughed in a wet suit and was shocked when it failed on him#THE TRUE skill issue seeing he of all people should of known better#common William L his hubris will always be the death of him
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I can't believe no one ever told me that the Locked Tomb is about Tamsyn Muir working through her grief from Pluto being de-canonized as a planet.
#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#gtn#this is my contributions to the various non sequitors that I've seen over they years that each made me go#'wait THAT's what the locked tomb is about'#to the point where it became a meme for me to send my sibling various posts with 'is this the plot of the locked tomb'#and them to answer 'yes >:3'#anyways Muir I'm with you Pluto will also always be a planet To Me
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master tacticians at work
#my art#bg3#bg3 gale#bg3 astarion#bg3 lae'zel#bg3 mol#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 raphael#supposed to be a quick little haha funny chess dog redraw#got sidetracked rendering raph and just kept going whoops#(he’s my favorite character) (I want to attack him <3)#and yes he is eating the pieces whenever mol turns around#anyways my tadpolyculeTM is dumb of ass (minus gale) cause I always change their stats#so thank GOD he was there to just give me the answer#bg3 fanart
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"Your pet on Earth"
cell shadingless + lines version :] and fun fact, originally i wanted to caption this with "IT HIT THE SLAY BUTTON, FLEW THE MOTHERSTROID INTO THE EARTH AND CAUSED THE SECOND CUNTACLYSM but a part of me decided against that
#artists dont even caption their art normally anymore. it always has to be shit like this#ghosts art#SAYER podcast#SAYER#SPEAKER ai#hands belong to:#SAYER ai#OCEAN ai#jacob hale#hits OCEAN's right hand with a flyswatter . where do you think youre going#I FINISHED THIS IN THE EARLY AFTERNOON I JUST COULDNT POST IT.... so if you saw this on any servers hi :3#and if youre wondering ''does it have boobs'' then the answer to your question is duh. where do you think it puts all that processing power#JOKING . JOKING#OTHER CAPTIONS I CONSIDERED#''Your favourite tool; yes you deserve it'' (FVCK AI by omnimar)#''I'm just looking for a good time tonight'' (JOYRIDE by kesha)#speakersayer#<- you just Know who will be the one getting a crumb of it#funnnfacttttttt i was pondering song lyrics for like . 10 minutes before i Remembered that line.
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THE PEOPLE ARE CRYING OUT FOR A LOIS LANE AND TIM DRAKE CONTENT PLS I NEED UR THOUGHTS (obviously i dont its more for the dramatics of this message but also youve infected me wirh worms in my head bcz i was on my way to create content for journalist!tim since it. it makes sense? like yeah if he ever decides to stop being a vigilante or in a world where he isnt hed 100% become a journalist??? but then i stumbled upon ur posts on how similar tim and lois r and..ur right?? busy bodies who will push their way into ur business its their way or the highway like yeah thats them)
yeah!! ive written one fic abt them but its barely scraping the surface of how much i think lois is involved in tim's future tbh. i'm a firm believer in tim post rr09 eventually having a really nasty sepsis incident after a minor injury (like, he got bitten by a cat or something) that nearly kills him, and forces him to grapple with the reality of immunodeficiency as disability - that there are things that he can no longer do, things that he used to be able to do without question and that are now out of his reach. (this is also a major tim & babs arc, to me.) it's rough because he's in denial for a hot minute because vigilanteism has consumed so, so much of his life that he wants to cling to it, because he doesn't know who he is without it... but also vigilanteism is a really good way to end up with wounds that have a high chance of getting infected. such as getting bitten by five billion rats in a tunnel under gotham. or mucking around in the sewers. or hanging out in a cave full of bat guano. et cetera.
enter lois lane!! during this arc of trying to figure out what direction he can take his life in, tim is spending a lot of time brooding (he's had some minor spats with kon about kon feeling overprotective and fussy ever since his major sepsis incident; he's had some Far More Nasty Fights with cassie about the same thing. after all the horrors, cassie is not normal about the idea of losing tim. at all). so when lois makes an offhand comment about how she'd take interns if they made interns like tim, he's like ...wait. really? and some of the sparkle starts to return to his eyes.
(scene smash cuts to tim and lois leaping out of a helicopter five seconds before it explodes, and supernova catching them only to turn to superman in horror because kal. there's two of them now.) okay so maybe this isn't as risk-free as a desk job, but danger is the spice of life, right? hey! tim is having a great time here!
and it's like. i don't think he ever fully retires from heroics or anything; i think he honestly ends up kind of apprenticing with john henry irons and becoming a superhero community gadget guy, maybe does a red tornado stint and helps train hero kids in the next generation. but his day job is journalism with lois. they are both snooping and sneaking around. lois teaches tim how to work a source without having to resort to intimidation. tim teaches lois to use a grapple gun. lex luthor will never know peace again. life could be a dream.
#answers#pensymbols#tim#lois#im always so glad to get someone else on board ye olde vessel TIM IS MINI LOIS <3
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would u still love me if i was a worm chicken
#he’s crazy always asking stuff like this when the answer is always YES. I WOULD.#i’ll love u so much you will get cooked and eaten <3#mp
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hello mammon nation have the most shojo mams ive ever drawn
#been archiving my 2019-2024 procreate gallery and the obm folder has 200+ files in it so expect more from where this came from<3#obm mammon#obey me mammon#obey me fanart#shall we date mammon#the answer is always yes!!!#💛s art
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Today flavor of Gale Dekarios: him completely submissive and breedable for Tav. After being thoroughly used he's rightfully rewarded with top quality aftercare and words of pure love, adoration and affirmation by his beloved Tav.
Yeah, I'm hungry for Gale today. But aren't we all? 😔🥺💕
Not beta'd so sorry if it sucks lol
tags: gale x reader, penetration, and a bunch of sappy shit.
**18+ only under the cut**
"That's it, love. What a good pet you are," you purr as you ride him, stroking his hair and trailing your hand down to cup his cheek.
He whimpers from your touch, how you feel around him, his eyes pleading with you, but you aren't sure for what. More? Less? Everything? He grips your thighs as if to anchor himself to you through shuddered breaths and the dizzying heat of lust.
You pant heavily as you take your pleasure, reveling in how he fills you; how deliciously you stretch for him and pause your rhythmic thrusts to savor it.
The time passes in a blur as the room fills with the sounds of your claiming and the sweet redolence of your mingled perspiration.
"Come for me," you breathe with barely controlled ecstasy as you struggle to control your own release.
Your words are too much for him as he spills inside you with choked back moans, his cheeks flushed with need and his eyes squeezed shut. He'd almost look in pain had it not been for the breathy affirmations that tumbled from his lips like a prayer. The very sight of it is enough to send you over the edge right after and you swell with pride, knowing you did that to him.
You lean down for a gentle kiss to his parted lips and withdraw yourself with a sigh. "Stay there, my love," you murmur as you crawl off the bed and disappear into the washroom and return with a couple of warm, damp cloths. You climb back into bed and lay beside him with your body pressed against his.
"You did so well for me, my sweet mage," you whisper as you take the cloth and languidly drag it along his flagging length. He lets out a whimpering sigh as you clean him. Slow. Careful. As if he were the most precious thing on Toril.
You press kisses to his temple as you take a fresh cloth and dab the beads of sweat that soaked his hair and gorgeously olive skin. He watches you with eyes half-lidded, filled with adoration and fatigue as you move the cloth over his body and whisper affirmations of love and desire.
He deserves this and he knows it; from your loving gaze and tender touches. In your praise and devotion. The way you nuzzle his bearded jawline and whisper sweet nothings as you pull the covers over the both of you is all the assurance he needs to know that you are his and he is yours. "Until the stars dim and the seas no longer swell," you breathe. "You'll always be my love."
#we went from sm*tty to sappy#it's fine#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#bg3 gale#baldur's gate 3#gale#gale x tav#gale romance#gale x reader#ask answered#answered asks#yes we are always hungry for Gale#my writing
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Bonus 9: So that's where the turtle came from!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#bonus comic#tulu xuanwu#lan sizhui#Thank you Stackedbirds for the inspiration behind this comic!#The original plan was that they would kill the turtle - only for it to be revealed there was little baby turtles she was protecting#and those turtles left the cave to then be chilling in a river by yi-city 20 years later.#This version has less turtle death and is way more straightforward.#But yes; A-Qing's turtle was always supposed to be linked to the tulu xuanwu. I enjoy call-backs and set-ups immensely.#What other creatures does LSZ have in his sleeve pockets? What other endangered beasts have been accidently translocated?#Will the turtle ever make an appearance again? So many questions. Which I will now answer:#1) At least one rabbit and a few songbirds have made a permanent home in there.#2) I like to think all the cultivators leaving baoshan sanren's mountain are accidently translocated endangered creatures.#3) Yes. The tulu xuanwu will be pivotal presence in the climax of the story. Dare I say - the hero of the darkest hour.
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Can I request a veryyyy submissive Gale, veryyyy sensitive and very very reactive to his female s/o touch ? Calling him such a good boy + his body and his reaction to that !!!
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It was an inevitability in the use of magic that, sometimes, you were going to have a bad day. The stars would not align. The elements shift. And it would seem like even the most basic of cantrip was beyond your comprehension.
That was how Gale felt today.
Every spell he tried seemed to fizzle right in his hands. He couldn’t get the gestures right. Nor the effort needed to help slay their enemies. The only person he did end up hitting was poor Shadowheart, who was understandably giving him the cold shoulder back at camp; even though her actual shoulder had thawed out. “How are you feeling Gale?”
The wizard turned to Tav, who was looking at him with a soft expression of concern. Gale offered her a sad smile and closed his book. “Fine. Or at least fine for being a complete failure today.”
“Don’t say that!”
“What? It’s true.” He reasoned. “You would have had more success out today if I had just been a rock in your pocket. At least then you might have hit an enemy. Our lives are in peril and the one thing I’m good for I can’t even provide to our company. Pathetic.”
“That’s enough Gale Dekarios!”
Gale’s back went straight and his eyes went a little wide at Tav’s snap. Her eyes were as fierce as they were in battle. Those beautiful orbs he admired so greatly pointed at him with such disdain. Gale felt lower than an asp’s belly now.
Tav lanced her hand out and took hold of his. Practically dragging Gale away from the camp as it took him the first few steps to get his footing right. When they were far enough away Tav dropped his hand and turned to him again. “Why would you say something like that Gale?”
“Something like what?” He asked as he straightened his robes. Thoroughly confused.
“That your ‘pathetic’ just because your magic was a bit off today. Or that the only thing you’re good for is magic. Why would you say that?”
“Oh…” That’s what this was about? “Well, it’s true, isn’t it? My magic is my one true skill to the group. Besides being able to manage the cooking pot. We all have our strengths, and mine is managing the Weave.”
“But it’s not your only thing of value Gale.” The wizard looked surprised again and turned his head down, but Tav stepped forward and placed her hands to the side of his face to turn it back up. “You’re more than your magic Gale. You’re smart, funny. You care about people and want to do the right thing, and you’re the man that I love!” They were sweet words but they almost sounded like a threat. “Say it!”
“I…I am more than my magic.” He repeated after her. Feeling his knees quake a little. His heartbeat race as he locked eyes with such fire.
Tav huffed through her nose and pulled him close. “That’s my good boy.”
Gale was embarrassed but he actually mewed a little when she called him that. Petting his hair like a cat or a weak little doll. He felt himself coil into her. His arms coiling around her to hold on. Not even aware she was bringing them to the ground until his knees hit it. “We’re going to sit here and repeat until you start believing it.”
“Yes ma’am.” Gale said, without question, and started to repeat his affirmations at her command.
#;ask and ye shall receive (request answers)#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#gale x tav#gale x reader#gale dekarios x reader#gale of waterdeep x reader#baldur's gate#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#bg3 scenarios#bg3 imagine#imagine#scenarios#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate scenarios#baldur's gate imagine#baldurs gate imagine#baldurs gate scenarios#tav#bg3 fanfiction#female reader#[doming 👏is not👏always about👏sex]#[sometimes👏it's this👏right👏here]
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inspired by a conversation i had with mars the other day, i ask tennisblr:
*significant can mean a 1000, the wta/atp finals, the billie jean king/davis cup finals or something else i'm forgetting that's particularly important during the tennis season. some of these have dates that have varied more than others over the years but regardless since every tournament obviously happens on different dates every year i'm asking usually, so if most years your birthday is during, for example, indian wells or the davis cup finals pick the 2nd option even if sometimes it isn't, you know
#overexplained this probably#tennis#polls#nico rambles#my answer is yes. my bday is pretty much always during the us open#i was telling mars THE sincaraz match was the night after my bday. also flavia beat stosur on my bday on the way to her title!!#and i've sadly seen matteo lose on my bday twice.. 2 years in a row (that semi vs rafa ...)#i'm going by when the match happens here in italy btw bc i mean if it's already the 7th here it's my bday even if it's the 6th in the us#anyway last year i didn't even realise it was past midnight and it was my bday bc THAT FUCKASS JANNIK JACK MATCH WAS DRAINING MY LIFE FORCE#but i can happily say aryna won the us open on my bday and jan the day after... presents for me!!#oh also for loena if you're reading this: bianca also won uso on my bday <3#i think roger lost to delpo on my bday as well. that's as far as i can remember notable things happening in tennis that day#it's kind of a double edged sword especially bc it's also usually towards the end of the tournament so very important matches#and i can start or end my bday watching my fave win which is fucking fantastic... or i could watch them lose. which is considerably less so
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trick or treat!! 👻












here’s every shane and ryan hug that exists to this day! :) have a great october 🧡🤭
#(not including side hugs cause it’s a different genre of hug and they do that every day lol.)#(or group hugs. not including those either even tho shane and ryan are always partially hugging in them <3)#also there are some in here that never get talked about (like the one at buzzfeed where they are fake crying and start hugging.)#hope you enjoy#oh also I LOVE YOUR BLOG BY THE WAY 🧡#aly answers#besties fr#can’t believe they have so many hugs now that i had to go onto the website to make this#i love that#oh and yes I consider the Santa one a hug yk close enough 😭🙏
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I know why Cas says he cared about Sam because of Dean but I don’t get why he says it about Jack? I feel like his relationship with Jack was fairly separate from Dean
I personally don’t view Cas’s statement as that literal. To me, it means less that he cared about Jack because of Dean, and more that caring about one person gave him the courage to keep opening himself up.
Love, after all, spreads like a contagion. It grows, expanding outward like a stone dropped in water, rippling further and further. Dean wasn’t the start of Cas caring about things; Cas had his own convictions and compassion long before that.
But Dean was a turning point. He became family, a kind of structural support Cas could grow with (and change with, and mess up with, and come back to against all the odds). Through that foundation, it became possible for Cas to live and love more fully: Sam, Bobby, other angels, Claire, Mary, Jack, the AU hunters, Rowena, and humanity itself.
#asks#i had an instant answer#that rarely happens#must be that kinda friday huh!!!#but anyway#i hope this view is a bit of a balm?#i like to twist the writing into the meanings i like best <3#i have sympathy tho cause i do see some takes where cas is flattened to DEAN AND ONLY DEAN which is...#not only weird but not a very good read on this character development imho#almost all of cas's relationships stand up on their own so i'm not sure what you mean with sam here...?#cas has friends and he tells you WHO they are on multiple occasions#he tells you sam winchester is his friend so... why wouldn't you believe that stands on its own merit? it's weird to dismiss cas's own word#and later he refers to sam AND mary as his family who he loves#he loves his family and friends#and has always been referred to as big hearted and rebellious and even gadreel calls him honorable and popular despite his faults#cas even verbalized *grieving* balthazar when he thought bal had died#anwyay cas has always cared and there are many members he personally includes in that grouping especially in the latter part of the series#imho it's fun to joke that he doesn't like anyone *else* but weird to take seriously in-canon world#dean helped give cas courage and safety to act more fully on the care he always had (which cas yes... does tend to undersell in himself)#cas and dean built and protected their family together for a *very* long time so i think the testament is a nod to that as well#they kept after one another and gave up on each other and messed up together and came back together... it's really nice because#it includes every manner of neg emotion and still it endured... that's not just the strength to care... it's the strength to KEEP ON caring
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jeans guy can see himself out
#our contact has been getting less and less which is obviously totally ok & also normal if we consider that i've been EXTREMELY busy lately#but he's been sending me reels of like cats and generally animals that i really like.. which is nice of him and i do enjoy those videos#and because of that i figured he doesn't want to be no-contact. great. bet y'all think similiar too.. right?#so i texted him yesterday sometime around 2 pm. “hey are you perchance free sometime text week?:)”#either to hang out physically again or to play games like we did a bit ago with baldurs gate 3. didn't mention that tho#at 2 PM !!! when did i get an answer? like 10 minutes before midnight. talk about valuing someone (crying emoji) (i am on my laptop)#like ain't NO way he's been SO busy all that time. and like while yes ofc he COULD be that busy... it's a common occurence he answers late#okay and remember how i asked about “sometime NEXT week?” because i'm too BUSY for THIS week which is why i asked for NEXT week?#he sent me two messages in total to my question. bro upgraded communication skills from just two words to two messages (applaudes)#his messages were; at 11:50 pm; “got time now” and “for like an hour” ........... imagine me looking at you with no emotions on my face#he upgraded his communication skills but forgot his literacy skills#like did he skip past “sometime *next* week”???? did he even bother reading past “are you perchance free”????? sobbing literally#i then told him i gotta get up early and he was like.. urgh it's hard to translate it but he basically said “sucks”.#for jelly in case you see this: he said “schlecht”#i told him that at like 15 mins past midnight but he DID respond immediately after ! two messages again; like i said he upgraded his skills#but yeah he said “sucks” and “you got this” (i mentioned my exam. spoiler: i failed) and i thanked him (NO EMOJIS rarity for me when#i text him because i always nod because i don't wanna be too dry EVEN THO HE IS DRY AS FUCK. why do i even bother ngl......) at like 9 am#didn't see his message because i have him archived just like the other guy i'm kinda ghosting because he's giving me vibes of my ex#anyway. bro doesn't do plans he seemingly only acts spontaneously during late hours. nonchalant fuck boy yeah...#like remember when he texted me at like 1 am to talk to me and i only got two one-word replies ?? even tho HE was the one who hit ME up?#yeah nah this was like my last straw i'm not texting him again if he's free sometime. i thought he had like some kind of friendship#but i'm obviously not being valued AT ALL. like people can be busy and have no time to reply obviously like SAME but#because i'm on his private spam account on insta i KNOW he's not THAT busy to leave me on delivered for 6 hours straight#🍏👖#the voices are speaking
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I don't know what I love more, the fact that as rook you can make a statement in NO uncertain terms that you are NOT responsible one way or the other for the theological implications of the shit you're discovering in the 'regrets of the dread wolf' memories. not my jurisdiction. quite simply none of my business. not my chantry circus not my chantry monkeys. irrelevant to the matter at hand here we'll kill that god if we get to him he can get in line. or if the best thing about it is seeing the lone little 'lucanis approves' that pops up right after choosing it. corvid with a knife about to commit deicide keeping it real and sensibly, pragmatically, wilfully agnostic with me here in this magical lighthouse today
#we do not see it. we cannot read all of a sudden.#rye having war flashbacks to watcher conferences and firmly going 'we are *not* getting derailed by the metaphysics here folks'#rare stern moderator/dad hat moment from ingellvar lol. he's Seen Some Shit in his time (debates that raged over the multiple#and not always concurrent life times of the participants involved. ain't no academic rivalry like watcher academic rivalry#because watcher academic rivalry doesn't stop even when everyone involved is dead. and the rest of us have to live with it)#I. do not think the way I'm getting this quest is how it's meant to be experienced so I'm a bit at a loss as to how to pace it out#I've been an annoying little completionist so I have ALL the statues and could just marathon it out#but that does not feel like the best way for the story and upcoming reveals to work. hm. how to do this#I'm supposed to go fail to save weisshaupt right around now I can't be having study group with all of you rn as much of a delight as it is#rye is nominally an andrastian as mainstream nevarrans generally are but as I gather is the case with many of the watchers#what he *actually* believes in is the grand necropolis itself haha#(and the philosophy of history memory death and relationship (as well as responsibility) between the past and the present#and indeed the future that it represents. we have a duty. to what has been to what is and to what will come after us. good shit)#the nevarran/mortalitasi element just makes their lack of care or respect for chantry orthodoxy *mwha* that extra bit special#the nevarran lack of concern bordering on quiet condescending disdain for official chantry doctrine and policy my beloved#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#poor harding really is living through the most relentless 'if this is the maker testing my faith he sure be testing me' gauntlet of all tim#good news: god might be real! bad news: god might not even be a real thing but more like a magical accident or vibration or something#honestly tho. if we could get full lovecraftian incomprehensible to human conception the maker -- He is a particle and a wave style --#that's the only way I'd be cool with him or them actually answering the question of his existence. that'd be kind of sick#'yes. but no. but maybe. depends on how you define god. and exist. and he. and does.' *ingellvar sets of the METAPHYSICS!! klaxon#that's a time out folks good game but easy on the jargon and navel-gazing definition of terms next round#rye and lucanis have some slightly differing views about at what exact stage of a problem murder becomes a valid solution#('well you just kill them and then I'm the one who has to deal with the next much longer part')#but they're surprisingly kind of vibing on a lot of other stuff lol. good for them <3#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar
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