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I don't know how many people watch 90 Day fiance but Jasmine and Gino everybody gets so mad at Jasmine wanting money and expecting to be treated like a sugar baby. But everyone seems to forget that they met on a sugar daddy dating site. Gino's mad at her for acting exactly like the type of woman he was looking for on that site. How the fuck you going to advertise yourself as a sugar daddy and then get mad that your sugar baby that you met and are now marrying wants to be spoiled. You met her on this site you knew what she was she wants to be spoiled she wants to feel loved that way. Like I get why Jasmine acts the way she does sometimes she's not great to him. But he's treating her like she's some gold digger it's stupid. If you aren't a sugar daddy and don't have the funds to be a sugar daddy don't advertise yourself as one on a website for sugar daddies and sugar babies.
#90 day fiance#before the 90 days#pillow talk#Jasmine and Gino#another failed man#how you gonna be mad at this
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something something future leo dies early and mikey takes on the role of cj's main mentor. something something mikey-centric movie. idk what his arc would be abt BUT I HAVE AN ITCH THAT NEEDS TO BE SCRATCHED
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt bad future#casey junior#imagine leo sacrificing himself early into the invasion movie-style..... speedrunning his arc cuz the guilt is unbearable#also imagine.....#mikey and casey sr become badass best friends#and then mikey has to raise her son when she dies......#and its a whole thing where whenever he looks into cj's eyes he sees her and grieves and promises to protect him and teach him to survive#oh shit am i developing an au as we speak#DONT LET ME TURN THIS INTO ANOTHER AU I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DRAW ALREADY!!!#all of mikey's brothers die before him#and he's alone when he makes the portal#unlike at the end of the movie when they're all by his side#never fails to destroy me man
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happy end-of-year! :> hope it was a good one ♥
#skywarp#thundercracker#starscream#this was rushed and boy can u tell#another year another seasonal card!#transformers#maccadam#seasons' greetings#robots#seeker trine#command trine#starscream can't snowboard imo#he's my little fail man#my last year season card was snowboarding and hot rod so this year it's snowboarding and skywarp (and thundercracker and starscream also)#if it uploaded properly its 300dpi go wild go crazy#my art#digital art
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In Ho has basically entered the “if I can’t have him, I’ll ruin his life” mode entirely because he doesn’t know how to handle the homosexually disastrous feelings Gihun stirs up in him. And honestly? I find it super relatable. Like, let’s abandon our position of power and risk our lives multiple times just to get a closer look at the guy I’ve been obsessed with for years. Wouldn’t want anyone else snatching my crown for the biggest overdramatic king out there, lol.
#not me failing again for another old man toxic yaoi#seong gi hun#in ho x gi hun#hwang in ho#gihun x frontman#front man#squid game s2#squid game#gihun x inho
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consider: pathetic businessman griffith
#sorry#hes stuck in a middle management position#and is in love with a dumbass#he doesnt know how to cope with corporate america#his start up failed and now hes stuck making excel sheets and powerpoints for another mans company#berserk au#shitpost#griffith
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“mondo isn’t fit to be an ultimate. he’s too childish and doesn’t deserve the respect and credit he’s given.” YOU LITERALLY FELL FOR MONDO’S TRAP
the whole bit is that mondo does deserve his place as the gang’s leader. he does deserve that notoriety. he does deserve taka’s respect. because he’s good at what he does. he worked his ass off to get to that level. he literally started at the very bottom of the gang but climbed the ranks to the point that he was considered to be the leader’s equal. all in a very short span of time. that’s impressive as fuck.
daiya didn’t need to choose mondo to be his successor. but he did. because he recognized that mondo more than deserved it. and he was right. mondo went on to make the gang what it was, to the point that it became the largest in the country and mondo himself became the de facto leader of every other biker gang. he really was that popular in that culture.
the one person who thinks mondo doesn’t deserve any of that is mondo himself. and that’s brought to the forefront because junko knew that preying on that insecurity would get her the reaction out of him that she wanted. why do you think she worded his secret that way when mondo didn’t actually kill daiya?
mondo is a good, hardworking person. he just doesn’t think he is because (get this) he hates himself. people from his past made him believe he was worthless. so now he doesn’t listen to the people that tell him he’s worthy.
but at the end of the day. daiya wasn’t the ultimate biker gang leader. mondo was.
#that’s how he parallels chihiro. both of them are convinced that they are weak and undeserving of anything#which is what makes them believe that the other is the best that a man could be. which just makes them feel even worse#because they’re not like that themselves#yes. how they go about dealing with those insecurities is what majorly differentiates them. and sets up another parallel#but at the end of the day. they’re both people deserving of love and respect#and both of them failing to recognize that is what leads to their downfalls#anyways uhhhhhh…#ramblepuff#danganronpa#mondo owada#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#mondoblr
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ok people we gotta stop making mori the source of all evil with soukoku. Yes mori is evil about how he treated yosano and a lot of the pm members but that's a whole other can of worms.
Anyways with skk MORI WOULD NOT TRY TO GET IN THEIR WAY IN FACT HE WOULD ENCOURAGE THEIR ASSES TO GET TOGETHER THIS PANEL EXISTS FOR A REASON.
MORI SHIPS THEM SO BAD ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.
Fics need to stop making this dude try to prevent skk from dating. I want a crack fic where mori is just like "Hey how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?" To both dazai and chuuya. I want mori shenanigans where he's actively trying so hard to set them up and Elise is sitting in a corner with kouyou and they're hard core judging him.
#Every skk fic I read is another skk fic where mori is actively getting in the way of skk#I have very complicated feelings about mori ok#hate his ass#But he's also a silly little guy#He fucked up yosano really badly and I absolutely adore yosano she is best girl I will fight you on this#But also he's a pathetic cringe fail wet cat of a man#Do you see where in going with this?#Mori is the definition of morally grey#But uh yeah#I think mori trying to get skk together would make for a fantastic crack fic if anyones interested in writing it#And yes the “how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?” Is from the my while family thinks I'm gay song bc yes#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#soukoku#bsd mori
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Halloween feels so weird as an adult. Like when ur a kid, the purpose of a costume is to go trick-or-treating !! But then all of a sudden you just… can’t do that anymore.
So how are you expected to have fun as an adult?? Halloween parties?? Run around in the woods?? WHERE DO I WEAR MY COSTUME!???
#society has FAILED US#I suppose conventions is another answer but. Actually Driving there is a nightmare#Man#Might just wear mine to class but I’m either gonna be really anxious and dissociative or really gender euphoric. Both unfortunately#I’m Jevil btw#Halloween#txt
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my favourite thing is that its been 3 weeks and we're still asking about the tincan ocean mishap and how it wasnt supposed to happen in the way that it did.
"i did not know that wasnt allowed i promise you...we had nobody with us to say matthew dont be an idiot dont do that" and other lies to tell yourself
KSDK News | 7.18.24 (x)
Sun Sentinel | 6.28.24 (x)
"i think somebody said its technically not allowed but i said it was too late it already happened" oh so there was someone who did do a matthew dont be a idiot dont do that to him but it was AFTER the fact huh and they only allowed this to happen on the terms that the cup wouldnt touch the water...
so heres matthew dunking the cup into the ocean and also matthew and ekky throwing benny overboard during the incident in question and yes multiple local news sources had to reassure viewers afterwards that cup in saltwater should be fine (it was not fine)
Las Olas Beach | 6.25.24 (x)(x)(x)
[benny pic came from his igstory so we mourn the fallen sourcelink o7]
heres them bringing up the cup ocean incident while sasha was in wimbledon to cheer on his gf and guest starred on the volkswagen desk for a bit a week after the incident
Wimbledon Championships 2024 | 7.4.24 (x)
and its so funny he says that he knows saltwater is bad for the cup because...
id like to bring up exhibit A (written account of him bringing the cup over to the beach which incited the cup ocean incident)
and exihibit B (visual of him bringing the cup over to the beach which once again incited the cup ocean incident)
it isnt clear if sasha was aware of the whole "dont dunk the corrosive metal into the ocean" before or after the incident i just think its particularly funny how now he has to go on tv and go yeah that was bad we cant do that from now on like a scolded kitten
and also brady getting upset over not getting credited for the idea because this is what matthew said about it when asked the day after it happened
Pat McAffe Show | 6.26.24 (x)(x)
is he absolutely in every right to get a little pissy about it? yes. does it also make him seem even more like a little brother in the process especially with the way matthew had to go BY THE WAY. IT WAS BRADYS IDEA. AND HE WAS MAD AT ME FOR NOT SAYING THAT SO IM SAYING THAT NOW BUT ONLY AFTER TARYN BROUGHT IT UP. oh yeah absolutely. from one little brother to another it very much reads like that.
EDIT: it was actually ellie his fiancee who quips this because she was in attendance during the hospital visit (youll see her in the bg here) when this interview takes place and that makes it even cuter that she was like hey remember to give your baby brother credit oh this family is so cute 😭😭
#matthew tkachuk#brady tkachuk#sam bennett#aaron ekblad#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#i think its so important to archive how this saga has spun out#boys got scolded for cup in saltwater so bad now theyre acting like they knew they shouldnt have done that in the first place#id pay so much money for matthew to reveal who brought up the fact it wasnt allowed I NEED TO KNOW#“was it bad that the cup was in the ocean? yes. but was it fucking funny as fuck? absofuckinglutely”#matthew man who follows the bit to hell and back#hes a man loyal to the bit and i respect that#if its funny then all is forgiven is his mantra#cbsmiami literally had to get goldie to go “no its fineeeee the stanley cup has seen worse its been in pools this is fine~”#i remember another newstation having to bring it up it mightve been channel 7 but i cant find any videos so it was during banter segments#i think its so funny how much trouble matthew drags the others in without fail#hes a bad influence but boy do they love him lmaoooo#face so cute his mischief is forgiven!
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Misha: gets praised(again) or acknowledged for continuing to be the most vocal destiel and gay Cas supporter of the Cast.
Hellers on Tumblr: "how can I make this about Jensen?"
#misha collins#supernatural#castiel#destiel#it never fails#seeing posts popping up about Jackles acting choices as if certain fans on here hate to see misha get any recognition#look. idc about jacting joices. misha was mocked HEAVILY by this fandom antis and hellers alike#for his support of destiel soon as the show ended#in 2020-2022 when the cast was silent misha was out there making destiel trend regularly#folls saying he needs to move on or he's que#or he's queerbaiting#but whenever people celebrate the fact misha has always been supportive yall want to add minimize misha and make posts about Jackles#trying to make it seem like he's just as supportive when all he's done is talk around it#he said a year ago dean would have said 'i love you too' but people leave out the part about brotherhood#like Jackles ain't being silenced. he's trying to be nice about telling yall he don't sees that for dean#but mans knows he'll piss people off so he walks the neutral line and his stans act like he's heller king#while say *don't ask jensen questions about destiel or bi dean at panels*#miss me with that bullshit#Jackles THIS YEAR acknowledged that Cas *i love you* is romantic. okay but we been knew & misha been saying that#maybe in another 4 years he'll say destiel
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The Wayne's didn't get their wealth through hard work and good business skills alone. There may or may not have been some dark magic, spirits, and soul binding contracts involved.
But that's all the way in the past. A long, and purposely, forgotten part of their history. Until it's time for the Wayne's to uphold their end of the deal.
During the family dinner, the demon comes intending to collect the soul of Bruce's first born son. Turns out that Damian isn't Bruce's first child and that Damian kinda forgot that he had an older brother. (They have some sort of time limit to save Danny)
While the Batfam (mainly Bruce) loses their shit. Danny, who is mid escape from some GIW facility, feels something attach itself to his core. It's warm, fuzzy and almost feels like a protective shield over his core. He doesn't think about it much and just focuses on escaping this hell hole.
Jazz, who's outside of the GIW facility as the get away driver, feels her core connects to her brother's, and that contact she made years ago coming into play. She sighs in relief. Everything is going to plan.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#i know this makes no sense#but like with some explanation it will#anyways Jazz is a halfa with a flame core#batfam are losing their shit#what do you mean you have an older brother#what do mean you forgot!?#bruce is feeling like a shit dad rn#like#another one that he failed#that's got to hurt a man#might make this a fic#who knows
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On today "Men with The Audacity"
Guy slides into my DMS due to my photos, we talk, flirt it's casual fun conversation whatever. Guy wants to see more than I want to show him, mentions it several times. I tell him for that it cost $$ don't wanna buy, don't have too it's cool wasn't trying to force him or anything I was enjoying the conversation, was just telling him the boundaries 🤷 (as seen I mention $$ twice at the beginning of him talking to me and then today) you can easily see him trying to bait me for photos by comments he makes. But he doesn't wanna buy, okay cool so we continue to talk. He continues to hint at wanting to see more even after I set the boundary (as shown in the conversation) he then mentions wanting a selfie and to see my tits (again shown). I tell him he can maybe get a selfie, but I send a selfie, it's a selfie was nothing inappropriate whatever. Everything is cool, yes I made a joke about needing luck, but he had been told anything more would cost $$ already. So anyway we talk, he's flirting and then today he's makes a comment
"apparently all I've earned is a selfie" (again photo proof of exact words used and this conversation) so once again I repeat anything extra is $$ (not trying to force him to buy but once again telling him the facts), and if you THINK just because you've been flirting with me and talking to me that means you earn seeing my nudes or I owe them to you then this conversation is over. I SAID IF THATS HOW YOU THINK. And guess what he blew up tried to tell me I was extorting him for money and he never asked for the selfie and calls me stupid. Soooo obviously I hit the nail on the head for what he was after.
Being a "nice guy" in my DMs won't earn you free nudes! I also blocked him and told him I was going to because after how he just acted he didn't deserve to see any future posts I make.
If he didn't think that way, if that wasn't wanted he was doing he wouldn't have blown up at me, tried to make it look like I was in the wrong or called me stupid when there's proof of what I'm saying. I never said that's what he was doing, I said if... And then he proved what I said himself.
I flirt back, I enjoy meeting people and talking. But I set my boundaries immediately 🤷 if they aren't going to be respected then leave me the fuck alone. Being hit on or made to feel wanted just so that they can get something out of it fucking sucks. And being made to feel like you're not worth it if you don't give them want you want or treated like dirt because of your boundaries sucks! I'm not an object, I'm not a toy or a tease. I don't owe anyone anything and I'm not going to sit here and act as if I do because you hit on me.
#nice guys#miss me with that shit#gross#where do they find this audacity#another failed man#dont talk to me if this is how it is#just cause i flirt back and thank you for compliments doesnt mean you get photos
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remember null? well after lore progression and violence he regained his true self now
say hi to narrow (or, nicknamed by hana, anguria which means watermelon in italian)
lore rambling in the tags because i'm not assed to write it here
#tenka willow#my sona#oc:narrow#my ocs#my art#i never said it here cus i have null's lore only written in my art fight but in VERY short words#null was basically a chimera made by anemone out of the cast-away guardian Narrow and willow#whose purpose was to eradicate a whole species in the realm whom both willow and anemone despise#anemone inserted a chip into null's body so that he ONLY focused on eradicating that species#because it was the destiny himawari gave to willow. even tho that was basically genocide#so hana and a few others worked together to try to beat anemone's ass (and failed)#however anemone told them the placement of the chip after his ass being kicked a bit#then after that they beat null's ass. and got the chip out. and he regained his true self. YAY!!!!!!!!!#now they're probably gonna be on a quest to find narrow's actual body.............#which is cast away for thousands of years in another planet#being dormant. for so long. so basically narrow is an old man#his actual form is supposed to be a salamander-fish thing i guess#anyways um this is explained very briefly and vague if you have more questions do ask#i literally don't post about lore shit here ever 😭😭i have so much worldbuilding i didn't tell anyone but my brother
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#honkai star rail#art#hsr fanart#fanart#dan heng#sunday#stelle#march 7th#hsr#another rushed art :')#man this is so cringe and a bit ooc(?) but yeah#this was supposed a selfie art (that's why they're close CLOSE lmao) but failed LMAO#anyway here's the trio + Sunday :))#happy new year#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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WAIIIIIIT.
Pause. Rewind.
WHAT.
WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED❓❓
@fishii28 @the-lazyyy-artist
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA???? WHAT'S HAPPENING????? HELLO????
Edit : it's all good gang, she reached out 👍🏻 yayyy!! We happy 😌
#mutuals#Reap#I'm going to cry#What is this#Did she make a new blog????#She's the mod of Kaiser rp no? Or is my memory failing me??? But the Kaiser rp is still here???#What am I missing on?#God#I can't#ANOTHER mutual deactivating? What the fuck man.
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Top surgery scars are beautiful and should be paraded OBVIOUSLY but I cannot deny the satisfaction of getting periareolar with minimal scarring just so I can whip my shirt off and people go "????? Young face?? Long hair?? But no boob??????? Where boob?? Natural flat chest????? Young man??????????"
#need to be a fae creature#as it stands i am currently Shrodingers gender#where without fail men see me as another man#and women see me as another woman#and like thats cool and all but without the tits??????#god tier#forcemasc#ftm#trans
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