#another day another thirst yknow?

[bbbrianjones]

rob hirst of midnight oil - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 era (1982-1983)

[tw1stedthicket]

i think im going insane

[thatlovelywitch]

𝙰𝙾𝚃 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝚄 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙲𝙾𝙿𝙴 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 2

✨Falco Grice's cheeks have never seen a day of rest since he joined the cast. They are everyone's personal squishie or stress ball and they're always red when he goes home

✨ Levi has another signature other than the iconic cut: kohl. No matter the fit, his eyes are kohled on the red carpet

✨ Levi and Hange did a hit psychological horror movie together as the main leads. Theatre was shook, Tiktok was shook, Theatre was shook and people watched it for.....the amazing plot (the plot was Hange in a lacy black bar and low rise jeans covered in blood and Levi in the shower)

✨ Sasha has taken singing/music lessons since she was a kid, so she has a beautiful voice and can play the electric guitar, acoustic guitar, piano and keyboard. She has a music career aside from acting, and her songs tend to go viral Tiktok for cute trends. Her music has Clairo or Mazzy Star vibes, but she also likes it a bit risque so expect some softer R&B Kehlani type beats too. She tends to forget a lot of her fans are kids though LOL apology statements have been released (left a lip stick mark on an adult male fan's shirt and humped the floor while there were kids in the audience chile)

✨ Armin is THE SWEETEST EVER to kid fans like kid fans are his favorite and it shows. He'll always doodle a heart or sumn when he signs an autograph and you bet he'll go all soft complimenting the kid's mini plushie of him or their little Survey Corps cape

"Aww look at your cape yknow little buddy I had one too but it's not as cool as yours"

✨ Historia and Ymir. NOBODY has deciphered to this day if they're besties or dating it's that confusing and they don't make it any easier to guess.

✨ Annie and Mikasa call each other "wifey" and people try and start like imaginary beef between them like 13 year olds with too much time lol and all the while they're gossiping at award shows and feeding each other pudding or having sleepovers

✨ Zeke is a swiftie and he was the most EMBARRASSING CELEB MEMBER IN THE CROWD 😭 my brotha was twerking during more sensual or hardcore songs and he was getting drunk back there

✨ Erwin is NEVER dodging Captain America allegations he's tried to deny the rumors of him replacing Chris Evans since 2013 to no avail

✨ Erwin is a girl dad who keeps his relationship with his wife very private but sometimes he shares pictures of his life as a married man. The fandom will never get over him in a pink wig

✨ Pieck is a pretty privilege Tiktok lipsync star and we love that for her

✨ Jean and Connie did the Buzzfeed thirst tweets video tgt

✨ "Dude listen I've been goin to the bathroom with him for a decade now and it's more of a pony than a horse"

"Istg if yo bald head don't-"

✨ Eren Yeager reposts bad mafia x y/n Tiktok POV's of him

✨ Eren calls his fans pookie

[creampill]

hey cream :) its turning autumn where i am and im in such a cozy mood. could i request some hcs for what you think it would be like to live in a cute little cozy cabin with sova? obvs feel free to ignore if this isnt ur kinda thing !! take care <3

ISN’T MY KIND OF THING????!???!????? this is EXACTLY MY KIND OF THING.

GOD. TO LIVE IN A SWEET LITTLE COTTAGE WITH SOVA IS THE DREAM. ahem. anyways onto the hcs

Sova/Reader - Cozy Cabin HCs!

- mornings with him would be wonderful. He wakes up quite early usually, either to hunt or tend to the property or get ready for the day (whichever is applicable for your situation ;))

- make no mistake though, he is a morning cuddler. If you’re both awake early, you’ll cuddle on the couch while eating breakfast or in a little window nook. If you sleep late, he will happily join you in bed and wake you up with kisses and little hums of your name.

- the KING of breakfast in bed. Mans can cook and mans loves to spoil you!!! This goes both ways, make him food and he will loose his mind, but it isn’t often that you wake up before him.

- during the bulk of the day, he is either working or doing chores or something else. He likes to be active during the day.

- oh, and, prepare for strong man hot boy moments. the wood-chopping thirst-trap yknow ;))

- he is always warm too, so in cool autumn he will be your personal Sova-shaped heater !

- he doesn’t work every day, but he does do manual labour stuff in town to help out with the bills. If you have a job in town too you probably commute together.

- SPEAKING OF IN TOWN I have this image of my brain if you and Sova grocery shopping. Soft domestic moments and doing menial things together is a love language of his.

- when it turns to afternoon and he has nothing to do, he usually reads. He loves history and folklore, and if you’re an avid reader you have a little library you both add too.

- He reads in both English and Russian, and if you have a language you speak other than those two, he would try to learn that, too.

- also, you have pets. Sova is a cat person in my eyes, but he loves all animals. Afternoons are perfect pet cuddle time.

- he likes to hold you and watch the sunset with you <33

- if one of you will be home late, the other will take to making dinner. Again, food-making is one of his love languages!! Also, please come up behind him while he’s cooking and hug him. his heart will melt

- if he’s feeling especially sappy, he would dance with you. A slow song playing in the background, his hands on your waist and yours around his, foreheads together as you gently sway to the music….. bliss.

- he’d shower with you if you wanted. Mutual hair-washing time!! It isn’t even about being naked, it’s about the intimacy and closeness of it. Taking care of one-another.

- unless he has something he’s working on, he goes to bed at about the same time. He often urges you to go to bed at a reasonable time, and will lure you in with cuddles.

- falling asleep with your head on his chest and your hand in his is his perfect way to be.

[beheld-beauty]

ᴛᴏ ʜᴏʟᴅ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛʏ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʟᴅ

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"Remember the days you loved, and were loved back?"

Notes on Y!Isa, or "Beauty":

She is the Deity of Beauty, both physical and nonphysical. All forms of beauty, and love of said beauty is in her domain.

She is Pac's (@packedtazer) sibling, and she cares about her very much.

She is not on the QSMP Island at all. She exists entirely outside of it, and will not participate in physical, solid form, not tampering with the works of the island and such. It's not her place.

A formshifter, similar to that of Aphrodite, her form changes based on what another person finds beauty in.

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"Remember the days, When you thought you had it all?"

#Yaoiverse is a general tag, #Yuriverse for all things non-canon, and #Straightverse for angst and lore.

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Members of the Yaoiverse, specified to who she knows:

♡ #all memories soften eventually (Pac) - @packedtazer

♡ #more deadly: your stubbornness or your loyalty (Mike) - @tazeredmike

Other Members of yGodblr she knows;

♡ #a soft heart in a cruel world (Mine) - @tazeredmine

♡ #death is but a lover (Kristin) - @in-the-arms-of-death

(To Be Added)

[aeternallis]

one of these days, I'll probably make an entirely new side account to further curate my dashboard

i love the people i follow now, it's just the volume of the space cadet's thirst posts has become unhinged recently (and tumblr's algorithm ain't helping), to the point i'm starting to feel like i gotta crabwalk away due to the bombardment. and i don't wanna crabwalk away, i love this website, i can just rant here about all my blorbos in peace without a word limit dhsjjkds

idk why, i've just never been all that comfortable with celebrity culture in general ;_; i cringe at seeing both asian celebrity thirst and hollywood celebrity thirst, and i think it's because of how shallow it all feels, yknow? i remember the days when i was in bbc sherlock fandom, and the thirst for Benedict Cucumbersalad was through the roof. ughhh reylo fandom and their adam driver thirst was another nightmare

like, sure--it's not a bad thing to like someone due to their looks and work; i myself like the guy, i'm a fan of him too, but any post i see that goes beyond that and comments about wanting to sleep with him or wanting to make out with him or top him, and i'm like, "if only there was a mute feature"

and it really is shallow, imo. 60% of the reason for his success is his genetic lottery with that face. lol

in other news, i've also realized how careful i gotta be when interacting with fandom at large, even on a small discord server, yknow? sighs... //nods

[lostandfem]

Hey I dont think jumping from a cult to another one will be helpful to you. You should check deeper into a more broad generalisation of life experiences instead of making your whole life about your gender again. Radical feminism isn't helpful because it doesn't take women accountable for the shit they do to other women too. Blaming males all day long won't work or do shit because we have to solve our own issues between females to live better lives. Sure men can be awful. But so are women. Radfems are also full of shit and attack peoples physical flaws at the second they have the occasion to. They don't really understand that women come in different shapes and ethnicities. Shit like "oh look at her body hair/facial hair" for exemple will come on the table all the time. Or while trying to make fun of transwomen they'll insult women that are less GC too because they don't give a shit anymore. So be careful with "communities"... Those women aren't full on accepting. That's my two cents. Good luck with everything, life's hard and so is finding respectable people... Or real lesbian women and sane bisexual women. But never give up. You'll find your way.

yknow, i appreciate youre trying to be helpful, but i trust myself here, and i dont really appreciate the patronizing attitude. im not some helpless, lost puppy

its interesting youre talking about making gender my whole life again tho. its not something id expect someone to acknowledge. most people dont want to acknowledge that thats what its like in the trans community. but this isnt making gender my whole life again. acknowledging misogyny and sexism isnt obsessing about an identity. these are judgement calls about peoples lived experiences as well as my own. and yeah, absolutely both men and women can be awful as individuals, but thats an entirely different issue from recognizing how women are treated as a sex because of their reproductive capabilities. that capability is a resource people want to take control of (if you support abortion rights then thats the cause youre addressing for an example of how thats a real issue that needs to be discussed). if you recognize that, you recognize that theres an imbalance between what sex holds power. were not “blaming males”, were recognizing who holds the power in the situations we are disadvantaged in. you have to find a source to a problem *somewhere*. women doing bad things to other women doesnt mean that power imbalance doesnt exist. and looking inward to address an outward disadvantage doesnt make any sense. if we examine ourselves enough, will the pay gap close, for example? is it womens fault theres a pay gap to begin with?

also idk where youre getting your information about what radfems think about other women, but do you think theyd even tolerate me here if they only wanted a certain type of body? my tits are gone and im hairy from testosterone. if they were anti-body diversity, why am i accepted anyway? why are they accepting any detrans woman? ive seen these women come in every shape and ethnicity, and praise women of every size and ethnicity (from thirsting to beautiful photography).

if you want to look into it, check out @ laetitiaky on instagram. shes a black woman who describes sex-based oppression from her own experiences, essentially (also makes p cool art). if you want to see examples of radfems of colour the blogs @oneblackbraid and @rad-by-nature are two off the top of my head (hopefully im not mistaken rip). im sure if you scroll enough youll find them talking about radical feminism in relation to racial issues.

anyway thanks for the advice, but i didnt ask to be helped. i hope you find your way, too

[teeth-farie]

omg i totally forgot to send this ask like forever ago but like life and stuff yknow? Anyways you answered my ask about what kinda sub Nadia would be so first off thank you I appreciate it and second off yes yes I completely agree. It is challenging to think of character as very different than usually interpretations, especially when pretty much no one likes it or feels the same way about it (🥲) but that’s part of the fun imo, sub Nadia is pretty against the grain of most interpretations of her character and in general I think thinking of characters in a different light than usual is very interesting (at least imo). Personally I love the idea cause I think I lowkey have a thing for domming older people and royalty or other positions of power so the idea of domming a milf that’s also the countess of vesuvia was very appealing to me lmfao.

But yeah gentle and soft domming Nadia all the way. She’s just always given me those vibes like she really loves soft and loving sex. But yeah also I agree with her like if rougher play as well. I know in her route she has a paid scene where she essentially wrestles with the apprentice and she says how she loves when MC gets feisty which just affirms to me she doesn’t minds rougher play at all. Personally I feel like she wouldn’t be disobedient, I imagine she really enjoys fulfilling MC’s requests and demands and just doing whatever they ask of her so I personally imagine her bratty side manifests in teasing. It’s a pretty prominent aspect of her and MCs relationship in her route so i imagine it’d transfer over if Nadia was a sub. I just love the idea of all the arcana LIs being subs it’s just hot to me, but especially Nadia.

Anyways so tit for tat you gave me ideas so I give you thirst now. I love to think about the kinky shit you could do with magic and the most basic one I can think of is making a clone or two of yourself during play. I mean cmon you get an extra set of hands that just happen to be yours to help you lovingly wreck the LIs. I feel like the main three would get a real kick out of it.

Asra would be down, honestly he’d probably be the one to bring up the idea tbh. So you two plan a day, maybe one where the shop isn’t particularly busy so you two can take a while~. You prep for the spell and double check to make sure everything is right while he gets himself prepped for you. Afab asra supremacy so I just imagine him really getting off at the idea of eating out both of his holes at the same time, he can’t help but just moan and grab at whatever is nearby. Like I said, Afab asra supremacy, and also asra loves anal supremacy so I feel like he would love to take two of you at the same time. The shameless fantasy aspect of brain says the two of you could lift him up and have him hold onto you while you fuck him dumb but the more realistic part of my brain says is to take this position onto the bed and sandwhich him in a spooning position. He’d love the feeling of warmth and fullness and you thrust in and out of him , the only thing the poor baby can muster is moans and whimpers into your neck cause it’s just feels too good~. If it’s your actual cock or a strap with a pump then you have to fill him up no excuses 😤(breeding kink go brrrr)

Nadia would be down to try it imo. I imagine she’s not a big fan of threesomes with her partner but if it’s quite literally clones of them, then I feel like she would have no objections. Have you ever seen that cursed woman painting where it’s just a chick getting eaten out with three guys around her? I feel like nadia would really enjoy that. Lay her down after another hard day as the countess (unironically that job seems like it sucks holy shit I’d have given up and said fuck you to vesuvia props to Nadia honestly💀) and just worship her yknow? Following the format of that painting, one of you obviously gets between those soft thighs while the other lavishes her chest, neck, and whatever else you feeling with loving touches and kisses. Another one lays by her head for the obvious kisses but also to whisper sweet words and to ask her if she’s enjoying it, if she wants to adjust anything, you’re doing all this for her pleasure after all~. All of this would just cause her to melt, forgetting all the worries and headaches from the day as she just basks in the attention. Another idea, I feel like while Nadia wouldn’t be super into anal, just being something I think she’s probably tried before, if it’s your prerogative to have two of you take her then I think she’d be more than willing (side note but like sorry if it seems weird I just like double penetration it’s just hot to me😭) . I think she’d enjoy riding one of you while the other is behind her, loving the feeling and rocking into the gentle thrusts of your cock/strap letting out the prettiest groans you’d ever hear~.

Julian would be super into it too imo. He already gets so blushy and needy for one of you but multiple? Poor Julian doesn’t know what’s about the hit him. Spit roasting him is a must imo. I feel like he really loves it when you take him from behind so he’d obviously love that but also i feel like he’d love getting facefucked too. Make him choke on that dick/pussy while you rail him into next week. Okay so slightly different scenario, instead make him go down on you while you take him from behind. It’s so intense and good he can’t help but get sloppy, not even being head at that point as he’s just moaning and drooling against you. Pull on his hair and make him look at you in the eyes, give a good nice slap in the face and tell him he needs to focus and be a good boy. It works for a little but he just can’t help it and he starts to falter again, oh well, just start facefucking him, if he can’t do it himself you’ll need to help him obviously. Fill him up from behind but give him a facial from the front, mark him as the pretty slut he knows he is~.

So yeah anyways sorry if this is really long I just had a lot i wanted to say sorry😭😭. Hope it’s thirsty enough lmfao I always have so many thoughts about the arcana LIs. Thank you again for answering my ask!

I think the reason it’s so difficult to see Nadia as anything other than a dom is because just how much her sexuality is engrained into her route- which imo is actually very poorly done at best and fetishistic at worst but that’s a story for another post/ask (also I feel the same way about domming powerful people like yes you’re so big and bad now let me baby you)

Also yes Asra would Definitely be the one to bring up cloning (especially after that one coin scene of his). And OUGH both you and your clone eating him out…having him stand up while one of you is in front and the other is in back, feeling him try to grab onto whatever head he can to keep him stable (and quite possibly has the best orgasm of his life- if you let him cum that is hehe). And Asra would ABSOLUTELY try to get you both to hold him up while he’s getting fucked, even if the position can only be held for a couple minutes at most- but even then he definitely wouldn’t turn down getting spooned and cuddle fucked in bed too. Squished between TWO of his favorite person? Sign him up! (Yes yes yes breeding him too, that’s an absolute must- and double the dicks means double the load >:3 )

I haven’t seen that painting before??? But yes I’m following your thoughts yes- like laying her down and one of you eating her out while the other holds her head in your lap and strokes through her hair. I don’t think Nadia would be like Super into double penetration (I don’t see her liking anything super big to begin with tbh) but I Do think she’d try it at least once. But instead of going through the intensive process of stretching her wide for the night she winds up riding one of you while going down on the other (effectively spit roasted). You have to be gentle with her too!! She needs to destress and the best way to do that is treat her to a gentle night of love making with double the hands.

Oh Julian. Julian, Julian, Julian. He’s so into this. Maybe it’s a magical mishap or maybe it’s planned but after the confusion and explanation, he’s into it. And absolutely YES spit roasting him is a must. His arms and legs are trembling with how forcefully he’s getting railed and he keeps choking on the one in front of him but he loves it too much to complain. He gets too fucked out to the point he’s practically drooling on you instead of actually giving you head, so you resort to face fucking him while the other you does your business at his back end. And oh yes he’s a major size queen. His first thought is ‘how do I get both inside me’. It takes some stretching but he’s so proud when he gets both of you fit snuggly inside him (and promptly loses it when you actually start moving)

[razorb0x]

I really like your hoffheight playlist, can you do like an explanation for the songs you chose, I’m just starving for content of this ship and to hear your reasoning!!

!!! I'd be happy to!! I'm also starved for content, so i'm happy getting any excuse to post about it. The playlist itself is still a work in progress (as most of my playlists are, i'm always looking for new stuff to add) so this will cover whats on it currently. hopefully this doesn't get too long. :3c I also wanna add: i'm gonna add some notes on the POVs for some songs if applicable. Okay, onto the actual thing!!! (also also i might skip over a few if i don't have anything to mention with them, or they serve the same sort of idea as another song.)

Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You. (hoffmans pov, but could be both tbh) basically, these 2 had a rocky start. i just can't picture them both being on good terms with each other once they first meet. mostly because hoffman is the way he is, and also the whole apprentice thing that adam would still be getting used to, with himself and the other apprentices; so his relationship with basically everyone is tipsy by this point. that is, until things would start calming down a lot more, and adam would start opening up. i think adam would turn from disliking hoffman, to just teasing and poking fun at him, because he thinks it's funny to annoy him. hoffman wouldn't love the new development, but it would be an improvement to their past relationship. everything would be pretty normal for awhile, until hoffman starts developing some new feelings (song pretty much comes in a lot more here) he's probably pretty annoyed like why am i catching feelings for this asshole. Adam starts taking a similar turn when he picks up on the new way hoffman starts responding to his teasing. things start to escalate from there.

Alex G - Adam. (hoffmans pov) i couldn't not, okay? similar thing to song #1. yknow that saying "he's being mean because he likes you"? yeah, thats hoffman. he will not accept what this ratty twink is doing to him. it's like subtle fight back on hoffmans side, like reversing what adam would do to him, but less "subtly poking fun" and more "gently bulling adam because hoffman doesn't know how to communicate properly."

Destroy Boys - I Threw Glass At My Friend’s Eyes And Now I’m On Probation. (adams pov) tbh reading the lyrics for this thing would be enough of an explanation, but of course i'm giving one anyway. adam has feelings but is actually normal about them, so when his teasing turns somewhat flirtatious, he doesn't know how to feel when hoffman seems to reciprocate in some form, but also pushes back on it at the same time... and hard. adam... kinda likes it and feels weird about it??? maybe getting pushed around by a man that could break you in half is kinda nice. so many lyrics i could point out here that make me think of adam SO HARD, i swear.i but will have self restraint.

She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart. (both povs) 2 words, sexual tension. things are really starting to boil over. things are getting really intense between them one day and suddenly oh shit something happens and they've just had a one night stand. it is intense and messy and just full of repressed emotion. day after they're both complete wrecks and too nervous to talk about it and they're so flustered and uhfhgdggfg. they both sorta hoped maybe this would "fix" the situation, and instead it gets worse.

Dazey and the Scouts - Groan. (adams pov) adam eventually comes around and my god he is full of thirst. adam is getting clingy, and hoffman's not far behind. there's no point in hiding it anymore, they both know what they want and they're clinging to each other behind closed doors; and not even in a strictly risque way, they're generally spending more time around each other; they're still fumbling with communication, but they at least know the feeling is mutual, now.

Type O Negative - Love You to Death (both povs) not much to say. they're just so down bad for each other mannnnn.

Queens of the Stone Age - Sick, Sick, Sick. (both povs) + Ludo - Love Me Dead (adams pov) + Veruca Salt - Spiderman '79. i feel like these fit into adam accepting their relationship more, and admitting to himself that's he's no saint either. accepting his new life and reveling in the impurity between them both.

Queenandreena - I Adore You. (adams pov) things have started to calm down, and adams surprisingly comfortable around hoffman???? like, he used to feel at least slightly threatened by him just… being around him, but now he has sort of an oura of safety. we get hoffmans side of this in the next few songs.

Cigarettes After Sex - Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby + Landon Tewers - Sick Obsession. (hoffmans pov) hehehe (over)protective hoffman!! you can't tell me this man wouldn't be overprotective of that fragile little twink. istg adam sets off the "small defenseless creature that i must protect" signals off in hoffmans head, and adam getting into the occasional scuffle while doing apprentice work would not help (Sick Obsession fits that idea, i feel). also, knowing hoffmans history loosing loved ones, he does NOT want to go through another heartbreak like the one he went through after losing his sister. this man has abandonment issues and can not cope with them. GAH this took so long to write, but i'm really happy i got to. really fleshed them out, i think. thank you so much for the ask, anon! i had a great time getting to gush about these two. i hope this helped satisfy your hoffheight needs, like it did mine.

[floaromaxtowns]

K + M + R for SaSha!

Rarepair Alphabet Ask Game [Accepting]

Saga/Shaka

K - If available, share a WIP of your ship (fic, art, fanvid, etc., whatever you'd like!). If you don't have a WIP available, feel free to share an idea for a fanwork you'd like to create for them.

Ah man, I've been meaning to do some stuff with these two for awhile now NGL! But some of my other projects have been getting in the way. I guess I can share some of my future plans with them (IDK when or if I'll get to them, but yknow):

Make a Saga/Shaka sculpting work in a similar style I did with AldeMu. Or seek out another inspiration for these two (currently there's a Hades/Kanon project in the works.); Decide if these two will get an acrylic stand in the future. They are DEFINETELY in my pool of options for my next order (depending on how things go down, I will try to get some more as christmas gifts for me.); Make a post-ND ending inspired comic of these two, in a similar vein as the one I did for AldeMu. I've been getting some ideas and thoughts.

M - Do you imagine your ship entering a long-term relationship? Why or why not?

There's one item from my to-do list above, that I saved for this answer LOL.

I've been meaning to put some work into my Omega's future AU for the golds. This includes, Shaka and Saga. Who are definetely together, in this plot. IDK exactly how I'll go about it, but I really want to draw these two in their 40s, no longer officially serving as warriors to Athena's army. BUT STILL, finding themselves caught up with the mess. The fact they make it to Omega's setting (which is 25 years after the classic series' events), should answer this question.

R - Are there any songs you associate with this ship?

Kendrick Lamar - United In Grief

I've been goin' through somethin' One thousand, eight hundred and 55 days I've been goin' through somethin' Be afraid

What is a bitch in a miniskirt? A man in his feelings with bitter nerve What is a woman that really hurt? A demon, you're better off killin' her What is a relative, making repetitive narratives on how you did it first? That is a predator, hit reverse All of your presidents evil thirst

Sad (feat. Afrojack)

Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh You decide if you're ever gonna let me know Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah Who am I?

𝖏𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖑𝖊𝖔𝖋𝖊 - know u better

Delta Heavy - Punish My Love

Nobody needs you, not like I do The moon and the stars are both jealous of you

And I don't wanna be without your love Could offer me the world but it ain't enough Can't spend another day without your touch Don't punish me tomorrow if the world gets rough

[the-coping-dragon]

Okay, i am being kind and patient with us, okay? 💜 it’s okay that we got home two hours ago and haven’t been able to initiate a single task since then

That’s not even true really! If it was true, it would be okay. If you are experiencing a stress-response, it’s because something stressed you. Your reaction is logical, not evil or lazy. It’s okay. I understand. There is no moral connection. You are a good person even if you get stuck. You’re a good person even if you cannot do things.

You did do things, though, and I think you deserve to know. You got undressed! You put your clothes into the washer! You took your phone out of its (dirty, only-used-at-work) case. You remembered to bring your drink it! And you managed to make it to a quiet, warm, dark place, and light a candle, before getting stuck again.

Remember being hurt in our feet? Remember only being able to move in small bursts? You were not immoral for that. You are not immoral for running into obstacles and challenges.

Remember learning how to help our feet? Regular breaks, specific stretches to help the muscles relax and heal, and then spending as much time as needed at the end of the day to massage the pain out of them

You are trying to do better with breaks, but keep it up! Push harder for your need for breaks. You can let go of stressful things, for at least a few minutes here and there, to let your brain stretch and heal 💜

And there is certainly an activity that could help you recover faster, if you can find it. Drawing helps, and you found it to be helpful at work! Maybe you should schedule a little time for sketching after you get home? I know your sketchbook is temporarily lost somewhere in the house, but you can sketch in other places like your journal or your new sketch book!

Maybe music would help? It does help at work. You do have a lovely little MP3 player. Maybe you should try using it at home too 💜 we could even buy another song or two, if it helps!

I know it’s very hard to do these things, because our brain *insists* we need to get clean first. I think your need to feel clean is important to you. I think it’s worth trying to sooth. Sometimes impulses need to be weaned, but washing up after work seems harmless. Maybe try a wet cloth and some gentle soap? It seems like a waste of laundry, but it’s just a small cloth, and you already do two small laundry loads a week—a few extra small cloths won’t burden you too much. Even if it is a small burden, it might reduce stress overall, if being able to quickly get cleaned up is soothing enough

Why don’t you get a soft towel from the cabinet, and use it to wash up a bit? You can use a wet wipe first if you want to get most of the dirt off with something disposable. You can start with your face, then your torso, then your arms which are always the most dirty. Then…

Well, then you’ll be clean! And released from that impulse.

I know we’ve had OCD impulses before that aren’t good to encourage, but I sincerely think “washing up after work” is a perfectly fine impulse. It will not hurt you. It is good hygiene at best, neutral at worst.

I know sometimes we have to resist impulses because they won’t do any good (like organizing things that don’t need to be organized, or cleaning things that don’t need to be cleaned) but I want you to try letting yourself follow this impulse. Sometimes impulses are good, yknow! Like hunger or thirst reminding us to eat or drink, or an impulse to go outside to get some fresh air.

I wonder how much of my task-initiation issues arise from chronically denying myself my needs. Maybe I’ve simply forgotten how to Not Instantly Dispel Impulses, so I can no longer follow the helpful ones.

Okay. It is time now! Please stand up, if that’s okay, and go to the towel cabinet. You can use some body wash and warm water. You can come back into this warm dark room to do it. When you’re done, you can set the wet cloth on the edge of the tub to try.

[jellyloveru]

look at that baby. i watered him yesterday and he's already all wimp and hanging

[another-bryk-in-the-wall]

After the battle - Ivar the Boneless x Reader

Warnings: mentions of death and war and blood and yknow it’s vikings.

*

The war was close to being won, but the battles didn’t stop. The rivers flowed red with the blood of the dead saxons and vikings, corpses littering the battlefields. So far you had managed to stay out of the worst, only losing your brother to the horrors of war. Sometimes, being an unmarried maiden had its perks, especially when you witnessed the widows crying over their dead husbands.

As the rivers started to flow clear again, you dared to take a step outside of your home again. The cold winds blew through your hair, making you shiver as you walked along the path leading to your favorite spot. An open spot in the woods where your favorite flowers were growing, helping you to extend your knowledge and collection of herbs, flowers and even more. Sometimes you’d even be lucky enough to spot a deer in those parts.

But this time felt different. With every step you had the feeling you were walking on dead men’s bodies, stepping into blood even though it was only the mud. Your racing thoughts came to a halt when you heard some soft whimpering close by. A hurt animal? No, no, an animal sounded different. Animals made noises when they were afraid of death, those noises sounded…too human. Ways too human.

You decided to follow the noises, leading you into thick boskage. Careful not to injure yourself, you walked and walked…until a small pool of blood caught your attention. Not wasting a second more you ran over there. “Hello? Is anyone there?”, you called out, to which another grunt made you look around. And there was someone lying! Hidden under a layer of dirt and leaves, you spotted this half dead man, almost making the mistake of stepping on him and adding insult to injury. Oh my, you had to help him… but would you be able to trust him?

*

Bringing him back to your hut had been more of a challenge than you previously anticipated. Turns out this man’s legs were Fucked with a capital F. Was he injured in battle or what was going on with him?

You managed to place him on your bed, finally able to take a good hard look at him. “What happened to you, stranger?”, you muttered while using a wet cloth to get some of the grime off his body. How long had he been laying in the dirt and mud? Was he fighting alone, or did his comrades leave him for dead?

You got rid of his leather armor and what was left of the blood soaked linen he had been wearing. Thankfully the wounds on his chest and the surrounding area were shallow - but bad enough to be a pain in the ass. But thanks to your knowledge of herbs and plants and everything related, you knew just what to do. Somewhere in your hut, you had a paste of chamomile around, something your mother had taught you to make. Grabbing the bottle it was in, the man managed to open his eyes just this tiny bit. Just enough to catch a blurred glimpse of the maiden who had somehow dragged him out of the woods.

“Thank you”, he croaked out. Oh! He probably hadn’t drank for days! He must be close to dying of thirst! Those thoughts shot through your mind when you heard his raspy voice, alarming every part of your body. Still, his survival was miraculous within itself, and miracles called for celebration. Luckily, your mother had just helped you bottle a fresh batch of mead, prepared with the flowers from the spot you found him in. The stranger gulped the mead down, saving him from his dying breath. The mead filled his starving belly for now, which he only realized now was begging for food. “Don’t drink too much at once or you’ll vomit.”, you quietly scolded the man as you finished putting the paste all over his badly healing wounds. Once they were a bit more open, you could clean them and re-apply the paste.

“Wouldn’t be good.”, this time, the stranger’s voice sounded less rough, the water had coated his dry throat, slowly absorbing the desperately needed hydration. This man had been on Death’s doorstep for too long, but not even Death wanted to take him in, so you did. A mystery, this viking in front of you. The cloth on your bed slowly turned into a dark red shade as his wounds were slowly opened back up by you. Too much dirt could halt the healing process and give him more worries in the future. By now you hadn’t even touched his legs, only had taken his pants off, but from what you had seen there, those were beyond any kind of salvation.

“Why are you doing this?”, the man managed to sit up a little bit, causing you to promptly press him back down into the bed. “You nearly died. Thank me later. You need sleep.”, you said, putting a bit of pressure on a stronger bleeding wound - it wasn’t fatal, but bad enough to let the blood trickle down his abdomen.

“Sleep…yes, sleep sounds good.”, his head hit the small pillow you liked to cuddle again, eyes closing as he took a long and deep breath.

“Before you fall asleep, stranger, tell me…what’s your name?”

“My name is Ivar.”

[rebornologist]

Okay so. I had some thoughts... I'd like to share :) Yamamoto/Reader*/Hibari thirst ;3 afab reader, no pronouns used; nsfw!! VERY 18+ warnings;; loss of consciousness, rough sex, overstimulation, threesome, polyamory, spitroasting, shower sex, oral sex (giving + receiving), literally just my wh*re thoughts

Waking up and realizing that you don’t even remember falling asleep just to find that Hibari is still settled between your legs and Yamamoto is perched beside you

You’re naked and they might as well be, a thin layer of perspiration adorning all your bodies, the fatigue weighing upon your muscles as you recall what had happened

You had blacked out from your previous orgasm oh I am so sorry

It’s a hot ass day but you nd your loves still wanted to decompress a bit after a long day's work yknow :) Anywayyy let's get back into it

Yamamoto litters your chest with hot, open mouthed kisses; licking and sucking at every bit of exposed skin, one hand intertwined with yours and the other groping and massaging at your soft flesh

Kyoya laps at your drenched little hole, two long fingers drawing themselves in and out of the wet cavern, other hand preoccupied with holding yours (aww)

They’re literally relentless and don’t let up until you’re a mewling and whimpering mess under their spell, the swordsman swallows up the gargled gasp and squeal you let out as you finally reach yet another climax, which the cloud guardian drinks up like a starved man

You decide to take a shower, bc wheew it's hot in here, but they haven’t had their fill yet (ofc)

The soothing water runs down over the three of you, and even when you step out from under it to let Hibari stand directly under the spray, you don’t have to worry about getting cold as your back presses against Yamamoto’s toned chest; The absolute heat radiating from him is astounding, and he's preoccupied with running his hands along your sides and squeezing at your hips

Being the sweetest and most thoughtful significant others, they wait for you to go through with shampooing your hair and applying conditioner, because they have other things in mind for when you have to let your conditioner set

Next thing you know, you’re bent over in the small space, taking Takeshi into your mouth while Hibari rubbed his hardening dick up against your sensitive slit

The sound of the water running only barely masks the labored breathing and husky moans coming from them; Yamamoto weaves his fingers through your wet hair, massaging your scalp and coaxing you to take him as deeply as you could manage

Don’t forget about the other one! :) Hibari finally pushes into your dripping folds and the moan that bubbles from your throat reverberates so deliciously around Takeshi’s cock

Hibari sets a rough pace (bc think about the water bill, besties, chop chop) and grips you by the arms, pulling you back onto him and bottoming out with every thrust

It’s not long after that Yamamoto practically whines that he’s close, and you swallow around him, tongue flattened under the thickness of his heavy cock; With your valiant efforts that, he releases into your eager mouth with a low groan

Even when you graciously accept his seed and raise yourself up to kiss him, Kyoya repositions his grip onto your shoulder and hip so he can fuck you even more fervently

And you can feel yourself getting lightheaded in the heat of the enclosed space, Yamamoto's reassuring caresses in opposition to the way Hibari’s pounding into you from behind

Breathy moans of both their names escape your throat as you frantically find a stable hold on Takeshi's bicep to anchor yourself; Your wetness is mixed with the cloud guardian's fluids and they drip down from where you two are joined, diluted by the spray of water

Your head spins as Hibari's thrusts become more erratic, and your other lover's gaze is burning into you, his pupils blown with lust; You don't have it in you to look at the one behind you, but trust me he's the same way ;)

Just when you feel like you can't take it anymore, the coil that had been winding deep within your belly snaps and you cry out, walls clenching around Kyoya; That throws him over the edge and he spills inside of you, riding out your nth orgasm

You're literally too exhausted to even stand at this point lmao you nearly collapse but Yamamoto catches you dw he's got ya

GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HIT THE WORD LIMIT IMAJDAKLDFKAS IM??? THIS CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD AND MADE ME LOSE MY MIND LOLOL BRO Anyway Yamamoto catches you and y’all clean urselves up and you wash all the nasty off and go make dinner :) #casualfridaytingz w/ ur 2 boyfs #slay

[hotdoghotdiggidydog]

TikTok Thirst Traps?

Summary: You and Natasha look through your TikTok for you page and favorites. You reveal some interesting feeling about her and Wanda.

Warnings: Suggestive Content? Swearing?

A/N: not entirely sure what this is, but I had a dream exactly like this so, I thought I’d let you guys experience it as well.

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“I’m so bored!” It was Friday which meant everyone’s day off. No one wanted to do anything today which meant you were stuck in the compound.

Currently, you’re in Natasha’s bed bored out of your mind. Natasha is one of your best friends. You have a crush on her (which you make obvious). You’re a big flirt and always make Wanda and her roll their eyes and smile at the stupid things you say.

“Go on tiktok or something.” Natasha says, laying down next to you.

“Ughh fine.” You open up tiktok and the first video to pop up in your for you page is a thirst trap edit of Wanda. You lip sync along with the song and like it and put it in your favorites.

As you scroll to the the next video, it’s another video of Wanda. You go through the same process of liking and saving it to your favorites.

“You’re so weird.” Nat says. You turn around and see she’s been watching your phone with you.

“How am I weird? Wanda’s hot. Even you can see that.” You turn to Natasha with a confused look. Like, Cmon, these videos are pure art.

“How do people even get these videos?” Natasha asks, confused.

“Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.” You turn back around and scroll again. This time, you see an edit of Yelena. You let out a scream as you watch the video.

“That’s my best friend. Kill it. Your sisters hot Nat.” You turn to look at Natasha, putting the phone in her place to make her look at the video.

Natasha smacks the phone away from her phone and rolls her eyes.

“Shut up. No she’s not.”

“Yes she is. You just don’t see it because she’s your sister.”

“Why is your for you page only Wanda and Yelena. Where am I?” Natasha asks, crossing her arms and pouting upset.

“Hold on i can show you some.” You go to your favorites and as you open them, the whole thing is filled with videos of Natasha.

“Y/N, what the fuck.” She throws her head back laughing.

“Wait, hold on. Where’s my favorite one? Oh here it is. Look. Stop laughing at me, it’s not my fault you’re hot and everyone else agrees!” You turn around and lay on her stomach so she can watch with you.

When it gets to the slow motion part you loose you breath for a second. Then, once it gets to the part where she speaks Russian you loose it.

“Ahhhhh, RAIL ME.” you put your hand over your mouth, “sorry that part always gets to me.” You and Natasha start laughing at what just came over you.

“You’re crazy.”she hugs you and you put your head in her neck.

“Okay but like dead ass, you and Wanda can get it. Something about the way you can kill me with a pen and she can torture me with a flick of her hand really gets me going, yknow?” You laugh in her neck, playing with her arrow necklace.

“You’re into that stuff Y/N?” She asks, laughing as she runs her hands through your hair.

“I’m into anything you guys choose to do with me.” You shrug.

“Watch out, I’ll be right back.” You get off of Natasha and lay back on the bed and cuddle her pillow instead, waiting for her to come back.

About 5 minutes pass and you hear the door open. You look up and find Natasha holding Wanda’s hand as she brings her into the room.

“Hey Wanda, what’s up?” You sit up.

“Nothing malyshka, Natasha here was just telling me some things you have in mind, even though I can hear them as clear as day considering how loud they are.” Wanda makes her way to the bed and sits down next to you. Natasha does the same.

“Whats going on?” You ask confused looking between them both.

“We’re gonna give you what you want.” Natasha shrugs and pushes you back so that you’re laying down.

God, we’re you in for a hell of a night.

[chromes-corner]

Dark Choco will (probably) not be redeemed, and here’s why

alternate title: i would rather brainrot about chapter 13 than do homework

Very long and ramble-y post under the cut ^-^

Chapter 13 has been out for a little bit now, and it’s all everyone in the fandom wants to talk about -- and for good reason! After the goofy aside of the Hollyberry Kingdom story, fans had been thirsting for something a bit more serious. Well, as serious as a cookie game can take itself, anyway.

Chapter 13 came with what might be the most anticipated moment in the entire franchise: the clash of father Dark Cacao and son Dark Choco. The confrontation was a pinnacle moment for the game as a whole, just as much -- if not more -- of an edge-of-your-seat moment as Dark Enchantress’s identity reveal. 

now there’s one question on everyone’s mind: will Dark Choco, our tragic hero-turned-villain, be redeemed?

with the confrontation currently happening in the game, now more than ever fans are crossing their fingers for a redemption arc to unfold for our unfortunate little meow meow, Dark Choco. A character with a tragic backstory; a hero with intentions more pure than freshly fallen yogurt snow; a young man who only wished to rescue the lives of his kingdom; cursed to be the kingdom’s end in his quest to save it. surely his arc will end as a happy one, where he can make peace and reconcile with his father?

well...

things are looking grim for our forsaken prince. The odds are stacked against him, and I would like to discuss that in this mini essay. So here are my thoughts:

(cue title card)

Dark Choco will not be redeemed, from a character, writing, and marketing standpoint.

(cool intro music)

Not everyone is meant to be a hero

Dark Choco might be one of the most fleshed-out characters in the entire franchise. He is complex and an interesting character study (which might also be why I enjoy writing him so much) and GOD i could rant and rave about him all day (but maybe that’s for a future post so ill be brief).

Dark Choco sees the world in black and white. When he failed to be the hero, he believed the opposite path to be the only one for him. Dark Choco is not a twisted villain. Dark Choco is not an innocent little meow meow. He is a tragic prince of good intentions who is forced to live with immense regret over the things he’s done (most of which he had no control over, since he was, yknow, literally cursed). The weight of the sorrow he carries with him has forced him to believe that the only path for him is that of darkness. He believes he is no longer capable of anything good because long ago a cursed artifact took hold of him and caused him to unwillingly lay waste to the very thing he wished to save.

To suddenly pirouette into goodness and reconciliation is just... very unrealistic. Dark Choco is burdened by his guilt and he has told himself he is bad and evil so many times that now he believes it. He wants to be good, he wants to help the people he loves, but he can’t, because he has convinced himself that he is only capable of causing pain and destruction, no matter his intentions. This isn’t to say Dark Choco is all sunshine and rainbows on the inside. he’s done bad while fully conscious, but that’s a dissection for another post.

Dark Choco is too far gone into his spiraling mindset to suddenly step onto the side of good. He is the only one who can change his perception of what it means to be “good” or “evil,” but honestly, with how things are going for him, I do not think that will change any time soon.

Context is key

With that out of the way, I am now going to step out of the lens of a character in the game, and instead look at this from a developer’s point of view.

There are many things to say about the Cookie Run games. They are cute little time-passers with simple characters and silly gameplay. Sure, the story can get intense at times, but the game still remains the same -- a goofy mobile application about talking gingerbread men.

Dark Choco is, as mentioned, written to be a tragic hero. Every single piece of his dialogue feels like it was taken straight from a Naruto villain or something of equivalent edginess. That is his character. Fullstop. Period.

To give Dark Choco such a wide arc would not work from a writing standpoint, as it would simply just not make sense at all in the context of the game. To have Dark Choco redeemed, yet all his dialogue from before the redemption remain the same would be an utter juxtaposition and might even confuse many players. It’s not like Devsis would redo all his idle dialogue in Kingdom, either, as that is a huge sink of work and money that would more than likely not return a profit -- what are they supposed to sell, a resource pack with the new lines?? If it doesn’t make money, it will not be developed.

You could argue that there are characters who have inconsistent dialogue and stories, such as Cotton (her story ended with her being a lot older than her playable character) or with Twizzly Gummy (taken back to her timeline by the TBD), but those are malleable in terms of turning them into playable characters. They don’t have arcs that change the intrinsic traits of their character. They remain mostly static throughout their side stories, thus making it way easier to incorporate them into the game as their personalities are more easily pinned down.

Having a character who is already fully incorporated into the game go from black to white is just entirely unfeasible and it would be baffling regardless of what direction the devs would take them in in terms of idle dialogue and characterization -- to have Choco be redeemed and remain the same in the overworld would confuse new players but also make his redemption feel entirely inconsequential, but changing his idle dialogue and such would also confuse new players and Dark Choco would straight up just lose the part that makes him actually complex.

so uh em er basically, from a dev standpoint, this makes absolutely no sense and would only cause problems in the storytelling.

(ok this part was really fucking hard to explain my brain is going brrr but hopefully you get my point????)

That wasn’t very cash money of you

Finally, we all have to take a look at what Devsisters truly is: it’s a company, just like any other, and companies have one goal: making as much money as possible.

Dark Choco is a fan favorite. Why? Because he’s complex and tragic, and let me tell you, fans ADORE tragic characters. When a character - especially one with good intentions -- has been scorned and undeservingly punished, fans go wild. fanart, fix-it fics, and dissections (Like this one!!) run rampant in fandom spaces both online and IRL. All fans can talk about is their poor little skrunkly and how he/she/they deserved better.

And do you know what happens when people rant and rave about their favorite characters?

It begins to interest their friends/followers/mutuals, thus bringing in more players/viewers/readers to a piece of media.

And do you know what happens when more people start following a game/book/show/comic?

The creators make more money.

Dark Choco is a fan favorite indeed. Everyday, I see people on my dash talk about him, draw him, write about him, all because they love him and are sympathetic towards his strife and his flaws and his story. Dark Choco is an interest generator for the franchise. His tale of woe interests people in the games, and thus, makes them play the games.

What would happen if his problems, the very things that make him who he is, were solved?

He’d lose his appeal.

When he loses his appeal, people lose interest in him and talk about him less.

When people talk about him less, the game reaches less people.

When the game reaches less people, the game does not make more money.

If he were to be redeemed, the appeal would disappear, and with it, potential customers. Devsisters will not redeem Dark Choco because they are a company, and baby, he’s workin’ his 9-to-5 on the reg.

So, there we have it, a few reasons why Dark Choco will not be redeemed. Now, I can’t see into the future, so I might be wrong, but I am pretty confident in my analysis. I will actually probably make a followup post on why Dark Choco could be redeemed, but for now, this will quell my insane brainrotting over the Cacao family and chapter 13.

If you have comments about this, feel free to say something! This is all purely speculation, and I’d love to hear who agrees and whos opinions differs!

thank you for reading my long post about a stupid mobile game!!!!