rebornologist

[rebornologist]

might fuck around and answer some asks that been lying in my askbox for 2 years

[rebornologist]

With your latest post on dirty talk, i NEED to share my Dino's headcanon: i know man is THE KING of dirty talk because he never shuts up during fights and comments EVERYTHING, so I'm 100% sure he does the same in bed. I can easily visualise how he tells you not just what he's doing to you but what he's GOING to do to you. He loves to build up the anticipation. Also ofc 100% tells how good you feel and how much he loves you. As for degradation, man isn't goody two-shoes and i know he can get freaky sometimes ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°) Come on, his weapon is a whip! But with great degradation comes great aftercare ☝ Okay, i almost wrote "aftercame", so I'll stop there

the post in question, for context...

wait omg here's a cut to save ur innocent eyes

Hor your mind is everythinggg ♡♡ Adding on to this, he would not be opposed to a steamy text message here and there, just make sure that he remembers how to utilize the hidden image folder and invisible ink function, lest someone peeks over his shoulder and is scarred for life. I see your vision as fuq and do still think he would fall into the softer side of degradation, like a good dumbification of his good little slut :3 He likes to get you all worked up before he touches you, because he knows that there's a point where he would just crack and give you anything you ask for, including as many loads as he can muster until he's drained rofl

I'm personally super strongly against Dino using whips in bedroom because that's his weapon for goodness sake but he's 100% down for a flogger or a riding crop. Double down on that riding crop, actually because he's a horse girl at heart hehehehe ♡ The aftercare is absolutely 12/10 with this guy. He'd have the bath ready, warmed towels, the best smelling body butters to soothe the delicious sting, and ofc his chest to snuggle in to and doze off with. You're going to be like honk shoooo, honk shooo... mimimimi

[rebornologist]

How would Hibari and Yamamoto treat a crush/romantic partner that is generally shy/softspoken?

╰┈➤  ꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ This one is for the shy ones.

𖥔 ˖ PAIRING  :   y / n × hibar kyoya / & y / n × yamamoto takeshi 𖥔 ˖ WARNING  : Pre-establish relationships, Fluff and No beta reading, might have clerical errors

.𖥔 ˖  HIBARI, KYOYA. .ᐟ.ᐟ

Your softspoken nature is likely what had made Kyoya tolerated you in the first place — he enjoys this side of you. However your shyness is not something he would understand, he'd rather if you spoke clearly of the things you want and do not want, Kyoya is unsympathetic and you'd often find yourself under steely gaze, he isn't particularly angry but he remains overbearing in the way he talks. " Tell me what you want, or else." A threat that he never keeps, at least in regards to you. You'll learn that Kyoya functions in biases.

Kyoya, in spite of himself, will learn to adjust. A slow progress in his youth but would have likely perfected your language by the time he is an adult and long into your relationship. He will understand you but still, Kyoya is quite a mean one, isn't he? If you don't speak up, he might just decide things for you.

You'll find that Kyoya will do this often, he will pick what you will eat, what you will wear, the things you will do and the things you will do for him. He is not oppose to your ideas and desires, but a lack of courage might just have Kyoya put you on a leash.

Likely, the 'relationship' between you two had been his idea, one random day you'd have just found yourself in a position where Hibari Kyoya calls you 'his', a role you will never quite shake off unless of course, you speak up, but would you?

.𖥔 ˖  YAMAMOTO, TAKESHI. .ᐟ.ᐟ

Endearing is what he would have described you, the way you shy away from him. He thinks it's cute really — he likely have had this thought for a long while now but he'll keep it to himself to avoid embarrassing you, though every now and again, he won't be able to help himself, running his mouth . . . something about how he finds it funny, the way you curl up like that, only to pick you up and swing you about, he'll say there's no need to be shy around him, but when he is laughing at you with a twinkle in his eyes, it's hard not to felt teased.

He'd cater to your shyness however, never pushing you into doing things you do not want too, Takeshi has you covered. Need to talk to someone but you feel too awkward too? He'll do it. Can't do something alone? He'd be right over! You hardly need to tell him too, he'll know how to pick up your nuances even long before you dated. You'll find that Yamamoto Takeshi is a reliable and caring partner.

Funnily enough, Takeshi too has his own moments of bashfulness. Your first kiss with him would have had him blushing, face tinted sweet pink just as yours would have been, he'll laugh timid but even so, he is quick to ask for another. Sometimes, you'll share that with him, nervous beating of your hearts and struggling to hold each other close but Takeshi had always been determined, so come meet him half way through those meek first times.

[rebornologist]

hi hi!!!! i love your blog smmm!!! if you're still accepting requests, i was wondering if you could do allan (smiling friends) x talkative/very social! reader headcanons? :3

do you think he'd be jealous because his crush/partner has a large social circle or he'd just go along with it?

hii! i'm sorry it took so long for me to respond to this (college stresses me out soo bad) but i finally have enough free time! also i made the formatting quite strange i hope it doesn't ruin anything

allan x talkative/very social! reader :･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.:

socially

allan definitely leans more towards the jealous side at first

since he's dating you/committed to you, there's a high percent chance that he's completely devoted to you and will do a lot to maintain your relationship even if it means bailing on his coworkers

if he sees you interacting with other people or friends normally, it's fine

^ the least he'll do is lean in and stalk the conversation just to make sure he doesn't hear what he doesn't wanna hear

^^ it is not in a toxic way thankfully he just wants to make sure you aren't being flirty or sharing an embarrassing story about him (becausehe'sinsecure) (and awfully suspicious abt others)

and he doesn't really trust people who are too social/talkative and out there so this relationship would be a learning experience for him

later on after observing the people you're talking to long enough, he develops the habit of randomly jumping into your conversations with people if he doesn't like what he is hearing

person a: hey actually i think nirvana is lame

allan, out of nowhere, for no damn reason: aCTually i think nirvana is kewll and maybe if u had a brain u would think the same thINg

any flirtatious comment said by others also gets shut down. immediately.

^ this doesn't usually apply to compliments besides those that are like very clearly and very obviously attempts to flirt

^^ "ur hair smells soooo good" gtfo

as time goes on and as he learns more and more about your large social circle, his jealous tendencies will definitely diminish for the better

he'll learn to appreciate that you are able to connect with so many different people at once and have a soft spot for it since he really isn't the type to be that way

he'll definitely loosen up more and may even willingly tag along to any event you want to go to with them

^ it'll definitely take a while though

talkative..ly

as for the talkative side of his partner, he'll definitely get great pleasure out of you just talking about anything (more than most would expect)

he isn't much of a talker in general so he appreciates listening to someone who's passionate and always has something to say (especially you) (very specifically made an exception just for you)

he'll let you go on for hours and he'll reply when he has wiggle room too, even if his tone sounds a little hostile, he still enjoys chatting with you

i genuinely don't think he'll hate it at all i think he'll find it pretty cute tbh

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[rebornologist]

Why Sasagawa Ryohei is considered the 'weakest' of the Vongola Decimo Guardians || A META ANALYSIS

===Spoiler Warning to the Manga of KHR.===This is the only warning you'll be getting.

First, a clarification because this came out of nowhere -- Yes, Ryohei is considered the 'weakest' of the Guardians by both Dino and Reborn, at the start of the Varia arc. This is backed by him being ranked the 5th Strongest in Namimori Middle, preceding Kusakabe (Hibari's 2nd-in-command). It is only after training with Colonello that he gains a semblance of power reliable enough to protect the familiga, besides just being 'really good at punching'. Simply put, at the level required in the series, Ryohei's set of skills - that being a really good boxer - isn't enough to qualify for a powerful guardian.

In that regard, he's even outdone by Lambo, at 5-years old, thanks to his arsenal and 10-year jump potential. How is that possible?

-- To tackle this question, we need to consider what makes a character 'strong' in Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Simple physical strength is of course a factor, but it's hardly the only one; in fact, it's one of the least accounted-for factors. This is backed by the Maximum Cannon being literally the strongest one-hit move among the Decimo Guardians, probably outdoing even Tsuna's 20% X-Burner. So, we have a character who's physically capable of outputting more raw power than his boss in one hit, yet he's still considered the weakest. This is because, the conclusion I have arrived at is: In KHR, a character's 'power' isn't dictated by their strength, but by their effectiveness.

For a simple example -- I-Pin's Mahjong Mega Bomb is possibly the one single strongest nuke in the show. But it takes it 10 whole counts until it blasts off, in which I-Pin is stationary. Is this effective? Not at all. As displayed numerous times throughout the daily life arc, it's perfectly plausible to avoid and nullify all damage from the blast by stepping out of range in time, or just throwing I-Pin away. Sure, it's a gag move, but it exists and we must take it into account. By contrast, we have the Levi Volta. I'm going to be honest, this is one of the least interesting moves in the series to me. It's never even used again after Hayato dispatches Levi. However, we can't ignore its effectiveness. Levi Volta is a sure-hit lightning strike condensed into one spot. Unless you're someone like Hayato who just so happens to have a way to counter, or Lambo who's got immunity, this is a clearcut one-shot. It's even been said that Levi himself isn't impressive, but this move alone is what put him in the Varia Officers rank. Let me repeat that: This move, alone, made him a Varia Officer. This is how effective the Levi Volta is in what it does, without getting into more specifics.

In short, a character's power is dictated by their techniques' effectiveness and skill, as shown in two examples. This is why Hibari for that matter, who's simply strong, hardy and great at fighting, is as stupidly powerful as he is: he's simply that effective. Notice that Hibari does not have nuke-level attacks, or even building-level attacks. All he has is two Tonfa, and his skill brought him to the same level as Dino -- who also doesn't have big bombastic moves.

Back to the subject at hand -- what about Ryohei makes him 'less effective' than the rest of the Guardians?

Not to throw shade at Ryohei at all; despite being labeled the weakest, that becomes arguable once he learns to utilize the Maximum Cannon (and subsequent moves). But, he's still considered on the weaker side, and consistently doesn't win in his fights despite great showcase of strength. Ryohei's boxing skill is also immensely good; blocking isn't a big thing in boxing, fighters mostly using dodging to nullify attacks and open their opponents. In that sense, Ryohei managed to dodge a majority of the damage Koyo attempted to land, while still getting deliberately grazed to charge his Sunlight Bangle. This takes inhuman amount of skill, which Ryohei is able to showcase, albeit with a Cambio Forma. Safe to say, he's easily one of the world's greatest boxers-- in sheer skill alone. He's also the well-reliable Sun Guardian, as shown 10-years later.

But Boxing in general is not a great choice for martial arts. While popular, it is subpar, as judged by several real-life martial arts experts. Him sticking to Boxing exclusively makes him incredibly good at what he does, but limits him in that sense too. Moreover, there is one common denominator for many characters in the series -- and that's, the use of Weapons.

Reborn is the most classic hitman in the series, modeled after the stereotype of Italian mafia. Therefore, he's a weapons expert. But it doesn't stop there: Gokudera using dynamite, Yamamoto learning swordsmanship, Hibari's tonfa -- even Tsuna uses a weapon: while the gloves by themselves aren't 'weapons', the ability they bestow definitely is. How do you expect to throw hands with a guy that shoots fire??

In the weapons department, Ryohei only has his fists. And that already places him at a disadvantageous point. While he's on-paper extremely skilled at what he does, his skill level is compromised by virtue of lack of weapon in the series.

To make a quick run-down of the other pure-martial artists in the series for comparison (almost all of which Ryohei outdoes), we have:

I-Pin and Fon, who use Gyoza Kenpo, a form of martial arts incorporating garlic to disrupt the enemy's nerves.

Joshima Ken, while not a 'martial artist', he is equipped with his fangs to grant him animal abilities and traits.

Lancia, who has a giant steel ball.

Lussuria, who not only has insanely quick movement, but also a metal knee - which by itself is a weapon.

Zakuro, technically, who just becomes a T-Rex and attacks with heat and Storm Flames anyway.

All of these guys have something extra going on for them besides just raw power. Ryohei doesn't have that. Ryohei relies solely on his skills as a boxer, and the principle taught to him by Colonello, to channel the power of his cells. Maximum Cannon is essentially a technique, but it's still just raw strength -- and, it's not even that reliable; requiring a very long recharge time to even utilize at maximum strength. His fighting style subtly changes to suit the Sun Flames' attributes eventually, but in the end it's still a principle that actively requires Ryohei risk himself, oftentimes gravely.

The other reason I feel that is relevant, is the author's emphasis on the Sun Flame being 'not as strong' as the rest of the flames. At least, not by itself.

The maximum healing capacity of the Sun Flames is demonstrated in Daisy, which can regenerate instantly like a lizard. I personally was amazed that this is what they pulled, only to later have my impression thwarted in accounts of the other Millefiore Guardians having even more extreme applications to their Flames. Basically, Daisy is presented to us as the first opponent fought against, because - to be inferred narratively - they are the weakest of the Six Funeral Wreaths. And it just so happens that Ryohei also has this flame, albeit with a different, much more self-destructive tendency. It's worth noting, in terms of effectiveness - Daisy outclasses Ryohei by a landslide, too (in my personal analysis, Daisy is the epitome of Sun Flames effectiveness).

Sun Flames, either through its healing properties, attribution to Irie Shoichi or Gokudera's use, is narratively told to be 'the support flame'. Which means, it's hard-pressed to find any attacks that encompass pure Sun Flame energy. In fact -- Ryohei is literally the only character in the series to even do that.

Ryohei definitely received the short end of the stick, but by no means is he actually 'weak'. As a potential Hitman he's definitely the least efficient among the Guardians, that's for sure. But that's mostly because of the series' focus and variety in its power system.

That said -- KHR is a series with normal humans. Remember that there's not a single person in all of KHR (except Daisy and his stupid hacks) that can tank a Maximum Cannon. So in terms of raw physicality, Ryohei is at the top of the series' list. Does that help him in fights? ...Unfortunately, not so much.

I find it interesting that the strongest Guardian, is actually the weakest; as 'power' is established to be 'effectiveness', and not strength.

That is all for this analysis, You're all incredible.

Especially if you actually read all of that like, holy shit.

I wrote a lot, huh.

[rebornologist]

this was for Kyoya’s birthday and was obviously late anyway, so here it is extra late on here. also my second shot at smut and the ao3 version here character/s: tyl!hibari kyoya, reader-insert (gender-neutral) word count: 1,265 warnings: smut (cock worship) prompt: it’s his birthday, and that means he deserves a gift

It was his birthday. It was his birthday, and you’d be damned if you couldn’t give him a gift, dammit.

Though you had a very vague plan on making it successful, you figured you’d get through it somehow. You were pretty lucky, and you liked to think your partner liked you more than anyone else.

While trying to enter his office was never any problem, trying to rid of Kusakabe without telling him you planned on sucking Kyoya’s heart out of his dick wasn’t actually that easy. With your roundabout explanations, you managed, and he eventually left his position outside Kyoya’s door.

Step one, complete.

You entered and for good measure, made sure to lock the door behind you. Sharp as ever, Kyoya’s attention was on you immediately.

“You. What are you up to?”

“Me?” You placed a hand on your chest, sauntering up to his desk. “I’m a little hurt you’d think I’m doing something suspicious.”

He blinked slowly, gaze unwavering. “You usually are. You also locked the door.”

“Seriously, no faith.”

You leant against the side of his desk and flashed him a smile in the hopes of charming him, though it never worked. He was mean like that.

“You finished your work, birthday boy?”

Kyoya leant back in his chair, eyeing you up and down, contemplating his next move. If you weren’t so hell bent in getting his dick out today, you might’ve been a bit more offended at his lack of trust in you.

“I suppose I am. Why?”

“Wanted to reward you, or something of the sort.”

He lifted a brow, relaxing just a little, and your smile widened. He was following along, and that meant he didn’t have his guard up as much. Good.

“Oh? With what, exactly?”

You slipped in between him and the desk, setting one hand firmly on his knee and using the other to drag a finger down his chest.

“Some love? If you’d let me.”

Kyoya hummed low in his throat, nodding once. He watched you sink down to your knees, lips twitching up crookedly. He always loved the sight of you between his legs.

You ran teasing fingers up and down the inside of his thighs, then gave them an appreciative squeeze just to feel the muscle beneath his pants.

Step two was just beginning, but you hoped with step three afterwards you’d get to see the skin beneath the cloth.

Your gaze flit to his crotch, pupils dilating. You skimmed your fingers up and over him before starting on his belt, making sure to brush your hand against him as much as possible in the process.

“It feels like you want this more than I do. Should I stop you?” Kyoya quipped, watching you expectantly.

You returned it with a cheeky grin, shoving his belt out of the way. “You’d refuse my gift? How cold.”

You unzipped his pants and untucked his shirt, shoving it up his torso as high as you could. Running your hand back down pale skin, you dipped your hand into his pants just to get a feel of him in his underwear.

Kyoya’s thighs tensed beside you for a second before relaxing, so you let your free hand return to groping the muscle blindly. A soft nudge with his foot encouraged you to sneak your hand into the second layer of fabric and to grab him fully.

He wasn’t entirely hard yet, but that gave you time to play with him until he was.

You leaned in and gave his length a tentative kiss, appreciating the weight of it in your hand. Shifting your hold on him you ran your tongue along him, bottom to tip, before grasping him properly and pumping.

You let your gaze flit up to meet Kyoya’s, tongue peeking out and lapping at his tip before flashing him a cheeky little grin.

“I really love doing this, y’know. Jerking you off and having your dick in my mouth. Gets me so excited.”

Kyoya couldn’t help the soft exhale, something like laughter. His head tilted, hair falling into his eyes. “I’ve noticed.”

Holding his dick, now fully hard, up to your cheek, you smiled. “Thanks for letting me indulge so often.”

He nudged you with his foot again, harder, and you compliantly took his length into your mouth. You couldn’t stop the moan that came out even if you wanted to.

Kyoya’s cock practically hardened further at the expression on your face, a look of utter bliss. He reached down and ran a hand through your hair, and you preened at the attention.

With his encouragement, you put your all into it, tongue swirling around the tip before you dove down. Your hand wrapped around the base of his dick, twisting in time with every down stroke.

While pulling up to lave attention to the slit as you gathered precum on your tongue, your second hand snuck up to grab his sac and fondle them.

You could’ve died happy after hearing the groan that left Kyoya’s lips, it was possibly the sexiest thing you’d heard. With renewed vigour you took his cock back into your mouth, hollowed your cheeks and sucked.

Kyoya’s fingers wrapped around your hair, not too tight but enough to remind you they were there. He would eventually use more force, but for now let you work, content with watching his dick slide in and out of your mouth.

“You look so happy, sucking my dick,” he rasped, watching you practically glow. You pulled off his length with an wet ‘pop’, pants puffing against him in hot waves.

“‘Course I do. I love your cock.” The way you moaned it, you may as well have been getting fucked yourself, you sounded that aroused.

“It’s so big,” you gripped him with your free hand, squeezing, “and fills up my mouth so well.”

If there was anything else you succeeded in, it was rubbing his ego, too.

“If you love it so much,” Kyoya drawled, voice low and gravelly, “then work harder and make me cum.”

“Yes, sir.” Your voice was far too chirpy for the setting, and with all that optimism you sunk down on his cock and took him until he hit your throat.

It was a stretch, and it burned just a bit, but the scratchy swearing from Kyoya made it worth it. So, you pulled back up and did it again.

You breathed through your nose, nice and slow, holding him in place before swallowing around him.

Finally, Kyoya tugged on your hair. He was never gentle, but the sting felt good, and you moaned in response.

Doubling your efforts, you continued to deepthroat him until you felt him pulse against your tongue and his sac tighten in your hand.

He tugged again, but you nodded once and and sat still, swallowing around his cock one more time, pushing him over the edge.

Thick ropes of cum shot down your throat, coating your mouth in sticky white. You pumped his cock a few more times, insistent on getting every last drop out of him, until he was flaccid against your tongue.

You gave his tip one last firm lick, holding his stare as you closed your mouth and swallowed.

Kyoya heaved out a breath, resting his head on his shoulder, watching you, enthralled with the sight of you swallowing his cum. He slipped his hand down to your chin and tugged you upwards, and you followed without hesitation.

“Yes, my dear?”

Your coo was deep, and he smirked crookedly, in that sexy way you adored.

“We’re not done.”

“Good.”

[rebornologist]

I really enjoyed your first Shoichi piece, thank you so much for that! Can we have another Shoichi one with ears?

ah thank you so much! I’m glad the Shoichi fics I’ve done seem to be well received bc I tend to usually like the results lol. here he is again, another I like!!

character/s: irie shoichi, reader-insert (gender-neutral)

word count: 386

warnings: suggestive based on what y’all are doing, but also talks about him potentially having low self esteem and confidence. let’s go

prompt: shoichi + ears (body bonanza)

“You’re red.”

“Am I…?”

“Mhm.”

You stared down at Shoichi, just taking him in for a moment. Laid out on his bed below you, hair missed up from you previously running your hands through it, his glasses nearly knocked off his nose, chest rising and falling.

God did you love him.

You leant down further, nose to nose with him, fingers fiddling with the lower buttons of his shirt.

“You’re really pretty, y’know.”

For just a second, he looked like he didn’t believe this, and your brows furrowed.

“Do you not believe me?”

“W-Well, it’s…”

Your fingers stopped tugging on his buttons, and you leant down enough your head rested next to his.

You could feel the shiver than ran through him because of the way your breath blew over his ear, over his neck.

“It’s… okay if you don’t believe me just yet. I’ll do my best to help you. Okay? You trust me, don’t you?”

Shoichi nodded once, but with your silence, soon realised just actions wouldn’t be enough. He thanked you for that, sometimes, always wanting to hear his voice, to listen to him.

“Yes. I do.”

“Good.”

You inched closer and closer, lips brushing over his ear as you spoke, “We'll figure it out together. You won’t be on your own. Okay?”

“Okay.”

“So…I think you’re really pretty like this, Shoichi.”

It took a couple seconds for him to find the right words to respond with.

“So do you.”

You stilled in surprise. Not what you had wanted to hear, but surprising enough that you let it slide.

You pressed a firm kiss in thanks to the skin just beneath his ear, and he squirmed a little.

“You wanna continue doing this, then…? I’m gonna compliment you the whole way. You won’t get embarrassed, will you?”

Shoichi let out a puff of air, wiggling an arm down so he could grab one of your hands. “It’s fine, with you…” You didn’t make fun of him when he got flustered. “I trust you.”

You sat up so you could see his expression, squeezing his hand tightly. Shoichi offered one of those cute, shaky and nervous smiles he did when he was definitely embarrassed.

“If you still want, I… I’d like to continue.”

“God, I love you, Shoichi.”

“A-Ah… I love you, too.”

[rebornologist]

“Squalo has a skinny dih.”

“He does. And he calls it his ‘sword.”

[rebornologist]

FINALLY I’m not late to the Finnie reqs party 😩😩 For the 100 word drabbles…. ur fav Scarecrow with no. 19 or 37 please!! Whichever is more inspiring to you :)

I felt the “Boo.” prompt was a cop out so I skimmed the list for other interesting ones ♡ Thank youuuu to one of the best rogues writer in the game ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ xx

“Wanna dance?” exactly 100 word drabble a/n: omg you're too sweet!! ;-; it's never to late to request me ever!! and both of these worked so well for btaa crane i just had to pick him hehehe send me a character and a number and i'll write you a drabble!! minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: fluff!!, gn!reader, mentions of gore/violence

This was supposed to be an evening celebrating a relationship milestone, but Jonathan seemed more entranced with his latest addition to his growing collection.

"It's the original pressing of the soundtrack on vinyl. Do you know how rare this is? They had to recall it because you can hear the actual moment the supposedly prop chainsaw ripped through the flesh of the background actress. Gruesome. Bloody. Beautiful."

You rolled your eyes, but when you looked back, you found his hand outstretched to you.

“Wanna dance? The rhythm of her fear makes for a good beat."

He had remembered, at least.

[rebornologist]

BREAKING! CRAWLING OUT OF MY PIT OF ANALYTICAL DESPAIR FOR WINE AND WRITE TIME THIS WEEKEND… (img is how I’ve been lately)

[rebornologist]

Remembrance of a coffee order

Urghhh (* ´ ﹃｀*) My side hurts like so furking bad rn, and I think it's from where I haven't slept... It's 6am btw (๑-﹏-๑)

It's fiiine... I'll go to sleep soon... Maybe (ᵕ—ᗜ—) Anyways, here's an Allan Red/Reader because I think there's not enough of them in the world!!! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

ao3

“By the way, can you grab me a coff-” “Here.”

Allan places the cup in front of you, stopping your sentence prematurely. In truth, with the number of times you’d asked that critter to get coffee, you shouldn’t be shocked he knew your order by heart. Still, you were a bit touched that Allan cared as much as he did to remember. With how Allan kept up that wall, that facade of disinterest towards you, in reality, you knew he cared. You could tell by the little things he did, namely, remembering small details like your coffee order…

It wasn’t a big thing, it shouldn’t have made you smile as wide as it did. But it did. You smiled, chuckling softly under your breath as you plucked the coffee from the break room counter. A hum of amusement poured from your lips, another giggling falling from them soon after. Allan raised a brow, his eyes narrowing in suspicion. Allan wasn’t stupid, far from it in actuality. He knew when you were being mischievous, or, better yet, when you were catching on to him. 

His eyes narrowed into small slits, a hum-like grunt of disapproval rumbling his throat. A soft hue lit his cheeks, the embarrassment creeping up his spine. If Allan was right, and normally he was about these things, you had read his ass like a book. He adjusts his tie, fidgeting slightly, all his fidgety and nervous manners elicited a much louder chuckle out of you. You cover your mouth with your free hand, a wide grin crinkling your skin in amusement. 

If anyone was the worst at keeping their cool, it was probably Allan. He could win an award for ‘worst at keeping their cool around their crush who happens to be their coworker’, maybe even multiple with how cute he looked while losing it. Allan shoots a look over at you, another disgruntled grunt leaving from lips. “What are you laughing at? Nothing is funny.” He grumbles in that monotone voice, his tone overflowing with a bright red embarrassment. 

You almost felt bad for the guy… key word being almost. Look, he just looked so damn cute. You take a small sip from your coffee, shrugging shallowly as you grin at the fidgety critter. “Nothing, nothing at all…” You grin, taking another sip from the iced coffee.

Allan grumbles again, finally flatting his tie out and shaking his hands to quiet his fidgeting. He shifts on his feet, now refusing to make eye contact under any circumstances. His cheeks are bright red, brighter than his skin. If you touched them you could feel how hot they were, burning like a train's engines. Of course, you were the coal that fueled that train's engine as of current. No, you were the only coals that fueled that engine. You’d never seen Allan blush this hard, let alone get embarrassed over anything this small if it weren’t tied to you. The thought made you smile a little, a devious smile of course. 

A small flood of giggles flowed from your open lips, your hand just barely covering them. Allan grumbled in embarrassment, that adorable grumble he almost did when he knew you’d never let him live something down. It was a hoarse noise, almost gravelly yet soft. He always muffled it, ducking his face into his hands to hide.

As the surge of your giggle fit came to a slow end, you came to pat Allan on the back. Your palm rubbed his shoulder tenderly, moving in soothing circles. A warm smile spread across your face as you looked at him, poking at his covered face with the hand that held your coffee still. Begrudgingly, Allan lifted his head slightly away from the safety of his palms. His brows were knitted tightly, and a small grimace laid on his overbite lips. You hummed approvingly, patting his shoulder softly. You examined his face for a moment, with how close you were you could feel the heat radiating off him. Another hum leaves you, this one of more satisfaction. Allan’s brows furrowed more, his suspicions growing by the second.

“What are you plan-” 

This time, you were the one to cut him off. A careful kiss is laid on his cheek, just a few inches from his lips. As you pull back you can see the gears turn in his head, an eruption almost going off in that brain of his.

“I’ll treat you to coffee next time, okay?”

[rebornologist]

Not sure if it fits but I am a THIRSTY woman. Could I request Bane with number 34 on that list? "If you keep looking at me like that we won't make it to bed." I adore your writing especially of Bane! <3

“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.” exactly 100 word drabble send me a character and a number and i'll write you a drabble!! minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: flirting, fem!reader implied

Before you were even inside with the door closed, Bane had removed his shirt in anticipation of the reason you'd invited him over. And you were practically drooling as you stared, stupefied.

"If you keep looking at me like that we won't make it to bed."

His bulking muscles twitched in excitement as he flexed, grabbing you and pulling you close to him.

"Fine by me."

You leapt towards him, into his arms which were quick to catch you, his hands that gripped you where he could as you leaned into a deeper kiss. The hallway floor would be fine.

[rebornologist]

btaa scarecrow x female horror movie actress, maybe he’s helping her rehearse for an upcoming scene? 👀 (ps i love your fics so much you write him so perfectly!!)

BTAA!Scarecrow x Fem!Reader, word count: 475 hehehe i just KNOW he would be so feral for having an actual scream queen as his partner that he practically BEGS on his hands and knees to be allowed to help them rehearse lmaoooo this became a lot fluffier than i meant it to actually 🎃🧡 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: roleplay, simulated threats with very real weapons

"Please! Please, I'm begging you! Let me go, just let me go!"

"Oh, you're begging me, are you?"

"Jonny, thats not in the script, sweetie."

You raised an eyebrow, smiling at Jonathan as he drew his eyes reluctantly from you and down to the stapled papers on the bed. As he scanned, straining to see the small font without his glasses, his hand remained on your throat, keeping you pinned to the wall with very little actual force behind it.

"Hm, it seems like it should be. If it were me who was directing-"

"But it's not, and you aren't. So let's stick to what's written so I can actually learn my lines, ok?"

With an exaggerated sigh, he turned back towards you, holding up the large knife he'd pulled from the block in the kitchen to your throat, his other hand now tighter around your neck as he found his place and got back to assisting you.

"And remember, this is a horror movie, not a romance."

"Ah, you beautiful little lamb to the slaughter. Aren't they almost exactly the same thing. The beauty of horror, the arousal of fear? I really do think that they should bring me on board as a consultant. It would be beneficial to the authenticity of even the most basic of slashers to have a psychologist present."

"I forget who I'm talking to."

"Yes, you do, my precious victim. Now, where were we? I believe, ah, yes, you were begging me to save your life. A futile attempt, as I'm assuming this scene will end with you offering up one of your gold star death performances?"

"Typecast again."

You rolled your eyes sarcastically, smiling through it as you let his compliment sink in. He was a fan first, you realised, then your partner. It was adorable the way he fawned over your career, how desperate he was to run lines with you, how he wanted to be by your side at every premier, how it felt like you were another piece of horror memorabilia to add to his impressive and ever-growing collection.

"I don't want to die, mister! Please, just let me go!"

The tip of the knife pressed to your skin before pulling back for the simulated slash against your throat, your big moment coming up, inhaling to prepare for the blood curdling scream you were so famous for. But Jonathan had stopped, seemingly distracted. No, entranced, as he looked into your eyes.

You were displaying authentic fear, better than any actress he'd seen before, and he was struck lustfully, admiring the terror, unable to even think for a few moments before he spoke, not his lines, but his heart.

"You know, you really are the most beautiful victim in the world. I don't know anyone who looks sexier than you when they're simply terrified."

[rebornologist]

Hello, darling~ For khr ask game how about 🕶️ (bodyguard) and 🏦 (partner in crime)?

Bodyguard was answered here! ♡

🏦You are up to your nose in debt (damn you merch addiction shakes *fist at sky*). The solution: Bank robbery. Which KHR character is your partner in crime? Note: All Mists are currently in quarantine because a virus broke out that only affects their flame type, so no access to reality breaking bullshit for you my friend!

Firstly, as a big fan of pretty much every Mist flame in the series, how dare you? Researching an antiviral for my beloved illusionists as we speak!!

But if I was in this situation, I think I’d go to our beloved techie Spanner. If there is no way for me to use actual magic to alter reality in order to get in undetected, I’ll have my trusty engineer try his hand at somehow hacking or disabling the security systems for an easier way in! I think he’s chaotically neutral enough to follow along with such a scheme, granted we have a high chance of succeeding, and he’s low-key enough to not get us busted immediately. His reward will be a fair split of the payout, to go towards his yummy treats and next project.

[rebornologist]

affection — genshin impact

ft. xiao, kaedahara kazuha, shikanoin heizou, thoma

ᝰ summary : the small affection acts they make subconsciously

xiao ♡

cuddling you in your sleep. xiao has been very confident of himself when it came to winning you over, but once he has the privilege of being your boyfriend, things get a little more difficult. he is still learning the basics of a formal relationship, and thus, physical affection is something that makes him quite nervous and shy due to your reaction. the riskiest thing he does when you’re paying attention to him is to hold your hand and play with your fingers, but he is too scared to think that he is exceeding his limits by wanting to hug or kiss you out of nowhere.

that is why his body acts on its own when you’re asleep or you are not exactly paying attention to him. his arm always rests on your shoulder or around your waist, keeping you as close as he really wants. there have not been many opportunities in which you have noticed this, but when you are actually awake and can feel it, you grab his hand or stroke his arm as naturally as it has to be. you do like physical contact, and with those little positive responses xiao starts to get a little braver.

he makes you know in the most indirectly obvious way his wishes, saying random things like: "i like how it feels to hold you”, “it’s much warmer to sleep close to you” or "it feels weird when i’m not holding your hand, y/n". just encourage him to be as demonstrative as he wants, and he will voluntarily be the cutest and sweetest boyfriend.

kazuha ♡

little kisses, which never reach the lips. kazuha needs to be close to you all the time, his body naturally craves for physical closeness with you and consequently his mouth is always pressed in some sector. his eyes and hands may be totally focused on something he’s doing, but if your head is resting on his shoulder his lips are pressed into your hair. if his chin is resting on your shoulder while you’re doing some kind of homework in front of him, his lips are pressed to your neck.

“kazuha, i can’t focus!” “can’t you read and feel ticklish at the same time?” “no!?!” if you are helping him because he asked you to give him a hand with some notes from a poem, you’ll be sitting next to him doing your assigned work while his lips are pressing repeatedly on your cheek. “is this okay?” you ask wanting to make sure you are doing it right. meanwhile, kazuha, without even looking at what you do: “mhm, perfect”.

if for any reason in the world you express verbally or wordlessly that it makes you uncomfortable, he will drop it as naturally as he does it. but, since you feel just as warm as him with it, 99% of the time you let him be as clingy as he wants. of course, when a long time passes without seeing each other, don’t expect anything other than a welcome full of very conscious kisses from his part.

heizou ♡

heizou always shares his clothes with you. it might seem like the smoothest move just to see you in his hoodie or one of his shirts, but he does it genuinely because the two of you share styles. heizou sees you as that friend with whom he can always share/match outfits, and he never fails when it comes to giving you the right garment that you need for that idea that you have in mind but cannot nail down with your own closet.

he possibly falls to reality when someone else comments on it, making him all flustered as he realizes that he can somehow presume that you are his lover. the moment you say something like: “i love this perfume you wear” while sniffing his jacket, or, “this shirt reminds me of the date we had in the park!"

this poor boy won’t be able to lend you something again if it’s not with the biggest and brightest smile on his face. it just makes him so happy that from such a simple and involuntary action can arise reactions that make his heart flutter. the more you mention about it, the more he will take your opinion on account when buying new clothes that you will later wear as well.

thoma ♡

thoma has created a habit of feeding you. as childish as it may seem, it is the way his brain keeps him paying attention to you. it starts from something as small as giving you the snacks he doesn’t like himself, to sharing the largest portion of his favorite dish. although one of his purposes is to share with you and keep you well fed, most of the time he does it to maintain an interaction with you.

when you both are watching a movie, you'd lay on his chest, and he empties a whole bag of gummies after giving them in your mouth. only when he wants to take one to his own mouth does he realize that he has already given them all to you. when you eat out or with a group of friends it’s always him who makes the others look at you tenderly. your friend, feigning jealousy with their boyfriend by their side: “why can’t you be as cute with me as thoma is with y/n?” you, with the fifth piece of meat in your mouth that he has given you: “don’t. i’ve gained too much weight since we started dating”.

of course you joke about it, if at any point you reject something he gives you he will simply eat it and continue with what he is doing or talking about. please accept all the snacks he gives to you because even if you actually gain weight, you are still the person thoma wants to give absolutely everything to.

ᝰ author's note : my last 4nemo post got 2000 + likes wow thank you for all the hearts and reblogs guys also, i have been missing xiao and kazuha my bbs and im sorry for being inactive for weeks or maybe it's been a month now? but anyway im kinda back so reblogs are highly appreciated &lt;3

© — @wonfied . do not plagiarize my content !

[rebornologist]

omg congrats on the milestone!!! may i have a khr romantic matchup? ❤️ love to see the fandom still popping.

i’m a creative person—i love writing and drawing. i love being around introverts but find extroverts a bit draining. i like astrology, tarot, and reading smut lol. i’m emotional and scattered so i do appreciate someone patient and understanding. i also have an unhealthy addiction to boba and wearing all black. pansexual so gender doesn’t matter!! thank you!!

Aaah my milk tea liege, it is here!! It is finally here for you!!

I hope you get to read while sipping on a yummy drinkie :3

[rebornologist]

Attn: 🧋 boba anon! ₊˳⁺✧

♡ Your match is... Futa de la Stella

୨୧ The vibe is... long lost childhood friends to lovers

You knew Futa in childhood, and the initial spark of interest in astrology and tarot was because you noticed that your bestie seemingly had unexplained psychic powers. He always pointed y’all to the most fun places to play and had a knack for calling it when a spot was closed or when it would have to be a rainy day inside. The little you wanted to match his freak and started studying divination! The thought was, if Futa could do it, so could you, right?!

Eventually, one of you moved abroad and y’all lost contact. Granted that y’all were children, and he had quite the long name, you never remembered his full name and was unable to find him. Any trace of him seemed to disappear once you hit your teens and beyond.

As the years went on, you honed your practice, occasionally doing birth charts or card readings for close friends. They always come out of it super impressed and suggest that you start up a little business for it! Maybe it’ll help you fund your boba addiction :P

Regardless of if you consider that suggestion or not, you begin to notice many more major arcana pop up in your daily pulls. The cards denoting a shift in your life path, rekindling of old relationships, all began to increase in appearance. It was puzzling at first, but it all made sense when you found your Futa again at a bookstore or boba shop.

Perhaps you worked part time at the old bookstore and loved curating the books on divination. One day, while stocking up, you realize that you need the step ladder to put this one piece back in place. On your way to placing the thick book where it belongs, your hand bumps into you-know-who! His present impressive stature made it so he didn’t even need a step stool to reach that level on the shelf, and you nearly didn’t recognize him, if not for his youthful features and soft, gentle voice and demeanor.

Or you were just making your usual boba run for the day, standing in the corner of the cute little shop and fiddling with your phone as you waited for your order.. but you knew exactly (mostly) what your cards were pointing to when you heard his name being uttered by the cashier.

Y’all instantly reconnected and had sooo much to talk about in all the life that you had lived apart. A “let’s catch up” date turned into “same time next week?” and evolved into “we have to go to this new cafe and take a romp to the little shops downtown”. Eventually, it was “The universe was dropping so many hints, and I’m so thankful that it finally brought me back to you.”

Futa uses his ranking powers to locate the yummiest boba shops nearby and gifting the most perfect and energetically aligned decks for you. He’s every astro girly’s dream!

✧⁺˳₊ Runner-ups: Chrome Dokuro, Enma Kozato

nsft utc! (not suuuper steamy, but definitely sexy :)

He’s the sweetest service top (leans more switchy, dareisay) and likes to use his long limbs to his advantage, caging you in as he peppers every exposed inch of skin with little open-mouthed kisses. He doesn’t mean to but often leaves soft bruises where his mouth has been, and always apologizes for it afterwards. No, buying you your next sweet treat doesn’t make up for the hassle of you having to cover it up!

Within your young adult friend group, y’all are known as the sweet softies, but your closest friends joke that “it’s always the innocent-looking ones”, insinuating that the two of you really let your freak flags fly behind closed doors. You’ve grown used to the teasing and have ways to defend yourself against your buddies’ playful jabs, but Fuuta has a horrible poker face and kind of just freezes and blushes as he tries not to think about your most recent escapade together.

He so easily peers over your shoulder when you’re reading, and it’s somehow always something raunchy. He teases you about it when you catch him peeking, but he makes mental notes about what you might want to see, hear, and experience later that evening ;)

Absolutely will get you off while insisting you continue what you were doing, “oh don’t mind me, it seemed like you were really enjoying yourself with whatever is in that book.” as he runs his hands all over you, all while playing coy and smiling oh so charmingly.