#anon this is a beautiful idea and an amazing concept

[sga-owns-my-soul]

Everyone (lovingly I assume) refers to Ronon as a caveman, but I think from his perspective, the Tauri aren't as technologically advanced as Sateda was before it was culled. It's not really noticeable in Atlantis, but I think he'd notice it when he traveled outside of the SGC for John's dad's funeral.

Earth isn't too far off, though. I think Earth to Sateda would be like how Daniel described Kelowna being around the same point as Earth was in the 1940s. Several decades, or even a century or so behind technologically.

Knowing Ronon, he probably doesn't give a shit. Plus, living outside for 7 years does give a person caveman tendencies.

anon i'm so glad you sent this because i've actually had so many thoughts about how in a lot of ways sateda was way more advanced than earth and now i have an excuse to talk about it

i think in some ways earth was a bit more advanced than sateda (we never really see any sort of automated vehicles, and i think that's bc satedans didn't see the value in investing in that sort of technology) i do however think sateda was DRASTICALLY more advanced in both weapons and medicine, which makes sense- when the biggest threat to your society is the wraith, investing in weapons and health care makes a lot of sense. the stronger your weapons and the healthier your people, the better chance you have at fighting back

i also just think the satedans were more advanced culturally/emotionally. ronon spent seven years on the run from the wraith and he's still more emotionally intelligent than 2/3 of the atlantis expedition. that kind of torture (because being hunted for sport is, imo, a form of torture) and extreme isolation would make anyone clinically insane, but ronon's pretty damn fucking normal. he eats with his hands and isn't the most talkative at first, but that's really the only indication that ronon has been living completely uncivilized for almost a decade. if you took anyone from earth and put them through that, it would take a hell of a lot more than a few weeks of a hot meal and a safe bed to remind them how to be a person

idk where i'm even fully going with this honestly it has been a long day but i just have a lot of thoughts about ronon and sateda and i'm forever mad they didn't give us more about satedan culture (or athosian culture tbh. we learn more about the fucking genii than we do the athosians, which is a crime)

[smoshyourheadin]

idea!!!

the cast/crew meeting spencer’s partner for the first time everyone thinks she isn’t real and all that

Disbeleif

pairing: spencer agnew x f!reader

a/n: anon i love this concept SO MUCH!!! also i tried a 3rd person instead of 2nd person perspective for this fic so there is a bunch of use of y/n,,lmk what u think!! also sorry for the slow posting recently i’m almost done w my exams so hopefully more content otw!! thank you all so much for ur support, it means the world 🫶🫶

requests are open <33

spencer had been working at smosh for a few years now, and he had always been the quiet one in the corner, headphones on, immersed in an edit or a video game. everyone knew he was brilliant, but they never saw much of him outside of work. that changed the day he mentioned his girlfriend, y/n.

“wait, spencer, you have a girlfriend?” shayne, his closest colleague, said with a mix of surprise and skepticism.

“don’t sound so surprised! but yeah, she’s amazing,” he replied, a shy smile on his face. “she’s actually cooking dinner tonight. you guys should come over!”

the disbelief was palpable. everyone in the office exchanged glances, clearly doubting spencer’s story. but out of curiosity and the lure of a home-cooked meal, they accepted the invitation.

that evening, spencer’s apartment was a flurry of activity. y/n, a stunning woman with bright eyes and a warm smile, was bustling around the kitchen. she wore a casual dress and an plaid apron, her hair tied back in a high ponytail.

as the doorbell rang, spencer went to answer it, his nerves fluttering. He opened the door to shayne, courtney, amanda, and a couple of others from work.

“welcome welcome, come in!” he said, stepping aside. his friends walked in, their eyes widening at the sight of y/n.

“hi there! I’m y/n. dinner will be ready soon,” she greeted them, her voice cheerful and inviting. her smile was genuine, putting everyone at ease immediately.

“OH MY GOD,” angela shouted “spencer can bring her home she’s so pretty!”

amanda smacked her shoulder as they walked in, giving y/n an apologetic look. all she could do was smile in flattery.

as they settled into the living room, everyone couldn’t help but admire the cozy space filled with gaming consoles, posters of classic video games, and shelves lined with sci-fi novels and collectibles, which trevor and alex were studying in great detail whilst they were waiting for their food.

“wow, he really does have a girlfriend,” courtney whispered to shayne, who nodded, equally astonished.

when dinner was finally served, y/n’s culinary skills shone. the table was laden with a variety of dishes, each one smelling more delicious than the last. they all sat down, and as they started eating, the conversation flowed easily.

“so, spencer tells me you’re all big fans of gaming,” y/n said, looking around the table with a twinkle in her eye. “what’s everyone’s favorite game?”

and just like that, the ice was broken. they spent the evening discussing their favorite games, from childhood ones to the latest releases. to everyone’s surprise, y/n not only kept up, but shared detailed insights and strategies, revealing her deep knowledge and passion for gaming.

“you’re really into this stuff too?” ian asked, clearly impressed.

y/n laughed. “oh, absolutely. spence and i met at a gaming convention. he saw me playing qbert and he came up to me, and we bonded over our love for retro games.”

as the night went on, it became clear that y/n wasn’t just beautiful and kind, but also just as nerdy and passionate about gaming as spencer. she fit perfectly into his world, and he into hers.

by the end of the evening, any doubts about spencer’s relationship were completely dispelled. as his coworkers left, each one thanked y/n for the amazing dinner and the great company.

“thanks for having us, spencer. and y/n, you’re an angel! we should do this again,” anthony said, clapping spencer on the back.

spencer smiled, his shyness melting away. “yeah, we should. thanks for coming, guys.”

as the door closed behind them, spencer turned to y/n, who was busy cleaning up.

“thank you for tonight,” he said softly. “you were amazing.”

y/n smiled, reaching up to kiss his cheek. “anytime, lovebug. i love surprising people.”

and surprise them, she had. everyone at smosh wouldn’t stop talking about her. the slack messages were filled with praise for her cooking, and they realized that their shy, nerdy pal had found someone truly special.

[avocado-writing]

I saw some of your BG3 headcanon and I got to say I love it. 💕

I hope it okay to ask what would BG3 companion would react if the reader is a selkie 🦭💕

how cute! hope you enjoy, anon!

Astarion

sort of glad he isn’t the only “afflicted” of the group (even though you consider your selkie-dom a blessing and not a curse like his vampirism)

you spend long nights discussing how you adapted to “normal” life after the tadpole. he doesn’t need to hide from sunlight, you don’t feel the pull to constantly be near water.

makes jokes about stealing your sealskin when you annoy him, in return you threaten to stake him. just girly things 💕💞💓💗💝💘💖

when you finally get the confidence to transform in front of him he is transfixed. you are beautiful.

“what do you think?” nervous eyes, picking at your fingers.

“you’re wonderful,” he says, uncharacteristically sincere, and you feel your cheeks heat up.

Gale

super duper fascinated.

asks you a billion questions, ones you didn’t even think about the answers to!

”so how does it feel when you actually slip into your seal form?” “?? Normal I guess? Idk, Gale!”

he watches you transform and swim around, making lots of notes to start with — but he gets distracted and just watches you play.

when you flop up onto the bank next to him, covered in water and out of your seal body, he gets lost in the sweet depth of your eyes.

when he kisses you for the first time it’s the most sure he’s ever been about anything.

Karlach

“oh my GODS that’s so cool!”

also asks a billion questions too but not like… smart ones.

“have you ever eaten raw fish?” “yeah of course, Karlach!” “haha ew how did they taste?” “pretty good actually!” “AMAZING”

can’t stop looking at your, stroking your cloak when you’re in kith form. she knows how precious it is to you and wants to keep it safe.

she submerges herself in water and heats it up like a hot tub, you turn into your seal form and float around lazily enjoying her heat. ❤️

Wyll

gobsmacked but honoured you shared this side of yourself with him.

we know our lad likes fairytales, he’s swept up in the storybook aspect of it all.

(secretly you’re both thrilled at the idea of being a knight having a romance with a selkie. it’s so perfect and sweet! 💕)

always checks in to see if there’s anything he can do to make you feel more comfortable - finding you water to relax in or getting you some fatty food to enjoy.

perfect partner. respectful and doting. no notes!

Shadowheart

surprised, but pretends she knew all along (she didn’t, she just doesn’t want you knowing how taken aback she is)

I think you being a selkie helps her get the courage to try and swim.

maybe it’s you in bipedal form holding onto her and leading her into the water, or maybe you turn into a seal for extra buoyancy.

either way, she’s squeaking “don’t you dare let go!!”

she eventually gets more comfortable with this side of your life and there is nothing she enjoys more than just floating with you, holding your paw or your hand 💕

Lae’zel

doesn’t really understand.

you have to explain the concept to her a couple of times before it sinks in.

”this is a confession?” “yes…” “I do not understand why you believe I would think any differently of you. you are still the source of my joy.”

her honest acceptance of you, all of you, is enough to make your soul feel sweet.

you kiss her. there is simply nothing else for it.

Halsin

my man wildshapes, so he’s pretty used to people being in animal forms - even if it’s a bit different for you.

the two of you talk at length about changing into beasts and how it feels, what joy and freedom it brings.

let’s be real. we’ve all seen the bear scene. the two of you probably both turn into seals and get freaky. it’s great.

he likes to curl up in his bear form around you as a seal and drift off to sleep on the shore. you feel so safe next to him. he’d never let anything hurt you.

[kaliforniahigh]

Hey! I'm the anon that asked for a story for each version of Noah lol. I just wanted to say thank you! and each story has been amazing!! 🥵💯 Thank you again! 🫶🏻

Hii, anon! I'm glad you liked it! Since you're back, I'm gonna use this ask to post the third and final story. This is type 3 Noah, so expect a lot of fluffiness. Just to remind y'all, I'm referring to this post.

Warnings: smut, really soft though ;')

Not proofread!

You've been snuggled under the covers for a couple of hours now, watching some reruns of your favorite series, drifting in and out of sleep with the feeling of Noah's hands on your hair.

You liked times like these. The house was quiet, the room was dark and you had a relaxing candle burning on the bedside table and your boyfriend snuggling you. You couldn't ask for anything else.

As you laid back on his chest, you noticed he was incredibly distracted by your left hand, fingers grazing over your knuckles softly. You let a few seconds pass by before you ask him "what's on your mind?"

He directed his attention back to you. "Oh, nothing, just..." he trailed off, a little unsure of his next words "just thinking about how pretty your hand would look with a gold band right here", he pointed to your ring finger.

Talking about marriage wasn't a foreign concept for the both of you, but he was never so direct before, and it left you a little speechless, before you recovered yourself. "I think a gold band would look incredible in contrast with the tattoos you have on your fingers"

He sofly grabbed the side of your face, prompting you to turn around and face him. "You think so?", he had the most beautiful bashful smile across his face. As if the idea of you wanting to marry him was a surprise. There is never day that goes by that you don't think about spending forever with him.

"I know so", you said, with the most certainty in your voice. He pulled you in for a soft kiss, cradling your face in earnest. "Well then, Mrs Davis, I would like to show you how much I love you on this wonderful night", he said in a whisper, as he moved to your neck and collarbone.

"Of course, Mr. Davis. You can do as you please"

So he traveled lower, eventually getting himself covered by the comforter that was over the two of you. You could feel his breath on your thighs, as you decided to skip on the pants for the ultimate comfort.

He placed some light kisses there, squeezing the outside of your thighs with his strong hands, but every movement felt as soft as the feel of his lips on you. He eventually pushed your panties to the side, placing his mouth where you wanted him the most.

His ministrations were slow and precise, showing you that he wanted to take his time with you tonight. He alternated between using his mouth and fingers to trace lazy circles, as you let out soft pants.

Soon you could feel the tight knot wanting to unravel, as he noticed this, he pulled the covers off, stoping for a minute to take your hands in his and intertwine your fingers, placing your connected palms on your stomach.

"I can't wait to do this with you on our first night officially married", he said a little out of breath. And his words were all you needed to finally let go, squeezing his hand that was on yours, as his other one ran up and down your leg.

When he noticed you were ready to come down from your high, he kissed his way up, back to place his lips on yours, as he pushed a few strands of hair that got in your face.

"I still have to buy you a ring and think of the perfect way to propose to you. But you don't know how happy it makes me that you wanna be on this journey with me", you could hear the adoration and devotion in his words.

Taking his face in your hands, you reassured him "there was nowhere else I would rather be, but on this journey with you"

Dividers: @cafekitsune

[lbcreations-blog]

Anon request:

Hi! Could you make a reaction of Charlie, Alastor, Veggie, Valentino, Carmilla to the fact that the reader is Belphegor's wife ( let's say Belphegor temporarily released the reader into the circle of pride, while he remained in the circle of laziness) .

Plus, you can also take into account that the reader is a beautiful mature demon woman, but with a bit of a childish character

Thanks!!

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Note: Thank you for requesting this anon. This is an interesting concept, and also, I apologize for posting this late it took me a while to figure out how to write this, and I apologize that this one was so short, this concept was a bit difficult to do, especially since we have not seen Belphegor yet

Masterlist

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Charlie

I feel she attended the wedding when it happened, so she's acquaintancend with you at least.

I feel she would be shocked to see you in the pride ring. She would also be confused why your lover was not with you, until you told her, then she knew what was up.

She will end up telling you about her hotel (ofc)

You probably end up having some sort of belief in her cause

Having your childish-nis charlie and you would bond over playing childish games like the ones she uses in the exercises in the hotel

All in all, she loved seeing ya

Hopefully, Belphegor lets you back into the pride ring soon

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Vaggie

She was shocked, to say the least. Seeing Belphegor's wife in the hotel, she was very weary of you.

Of course, after some of the time of you being at the hotel, Vaggie let down some of her gaurd, realizing the sin of sloths wife is not that bad

I feel that she admires your beauty

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Alastor

Immediately wants to make a deal

Knowing that you're married to Belphegor, you would have some strong power, but if not, he'll find a good enough deal to make

When first greeting you, he will probably kiss your knuckles and do a slight bow and tell you that you look amazing (to probably make you want to make a deal with him) (smthn down that line)

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Valentino

How, tf, did you even meet him? I have no idea but eh

You probably met him because you went to Angel Dusts' job because you were curious about what it looks like.

Once meeting you, he probably greeted you like he did Charlie once realizing who you were. By licking you💀

What can he say he just loves your, beauty~

You obviously being disturbed. You would probably slap the man, and leave

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Carmilla

You heard about Carmillas weapons and decided to come to her company and waltz in (She only opened the door due to you pastering the doors and of your status)

She tries to explain everything you want to know about the weapons as fast as she can so you can leave

She likes that you have a level of maturity in her presence, but she really just wanted you to leave due to your childish-nis

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Taglist request section here

So that's it hope you enjoyed it

-L.B Creations

[rosesradio]

I love your Valdangelace ideas! I think Leo peacocking around Nico would be so cute and funny. It'd be hilarious if Jason is so happy in both of their presences that he unconsciously peacocks too, doing anything and everything to help them with minor things, looking nice for both of them, talking to them and making them laugh at every chance. Perhaps Leo would unconsciously enjoy it but also think that Jason is kind of challenging him back.

Poor Leo, he's angsting it up in his head while Jason spends the entire AU pouring his heart innocently into everything like a golden retriever. Or am I running away too much with this AU?

And please, tell me everything about your 'other' Valdangelace dynamics! It's what I live for, obviously.

–Jasico smut anon 🖤💙

i think that at a certain point in the relationship development, leo would absolutely be into the concept of jason challenging him back. if he's sure that nico has feelings for him & is confident jason might as well, he would be into the tension that comes with friendly competition, especially when it involves jason taking care of him as well.

jason offers to move some heavy things around the bunker? wearing a tight shirt as he does so, showing off his strong arms and chest? leo offers to make him dinner (because the camp food is amazing, but the plates can't quite recreate leo's burgers & tacos). & if leo's also wearing some tiny shorts & an apron that says "kiss the cook" as he does so? well, sue him

as for smutty dynamics, if you're enabling me lol...

i've explored a couple different dynamics in my fics as well as the beautiful theater of my mind, & i really like the idea of nico like...lassoing jason & leo up (not literally...unless? 🤠).

like you have jason & leo peacocking & going back & forth to rile each other up and show off for nico, & while nico loves the friendly competition & attention, he has his limits. he would eventually take over & pull them aside, ordering them both to simmer down as he gives them the attention they're really craving.

i think nico taking charge over both of them would be really fun & not what either of them is expecting. i'm picturing a scenario in which nico tops jason cucciolo-style (the ancient texts!! or whatever), bending him over on his knees & elbows. & leo would be floored as he watches them, wondering what he's gotta do to be next in either position.

then nico would say something along the lines of "it's rude to have leo watch and not help him...weren't you both trying so hard to help each other?"

& jason would lift his head up from where he's burried his face in the sheets, lost in the feeling of nico deep inside him. & he would look up at leo, face flushed, eyes dark, a bit of spit leaking from the corner of his lips as he pants and moans.

and jason would run his hands up leo's thighs before asking, so sweet & gently, if he could suck him off. & leo would nearly come on the spot as he nods quickly. & as much as leo is also a sub to nico in this scenario, he also likes the idea of them both using jason in this way. they're also taking care of him though, letting him unwind & not worry about taking control for once. they all get pampered in the aftercare, though jason is especially spoiled

[hollowed-theory-hall]

Re: that one ask abt ootp yesterday- I love that we all have different ways of reacting to ootp. For me, Harry's anger at his helplessness and trauma was so cathartic because I wasn't allowed or able to express anger in my own life when I read the book. I would read ootp over and over again because of that. It's cool how so many people can be impacted differently by the same material.

(anon's referring to this post)

Yeah, it's great!

It's one of these amazing things about art and stories. It catches different people at different points in their lives, in different circumstances, and it affects their interpretation of the work in various ways. It's part of the beauty of it and what's so fun about analyzing and interacting with fictional stories. It's an exploration of empathy, and concepts through a safe vehicle. Because fiction isn't reality and can be used to explore ideas and themes you can't (or would definitely rather not) irl. Broaden your understanding of the world or of yourself, and yes, even create a sense of catharsis for yourself through this safe vehicle.

I think storytelling and art are just really neat and I adore this aspect that's always been part of humanity.

[reivrze]

Hey hey heyyyy-

Omg I love ur blog sm 😍-random, ik, but I do rly love it. I love all creators Ngl, the dedication to writing and posting is not something I have 😭.

Anywaysssssss I was wondering if you could do a fanfic/headcannon (u choose) of idol!enhypen and how they would react when their s/o started intensely fangirling over their new concept pics. 99% sure all engenes can relate to that rn 😩.

Oh right….and can I be the 🪷 anon if u do anon claims…?

Thanks smmmmm!

🪷anon

a/n : hiii ! thank you for the kind words, they motivate me so much ♡ ♡. i can definitely relate to ur reqs considering i almost died seeing those concept photos, 100% srs. as for the anon thing, i've put you down as 🪷 anon in my anon list ! anyways, i hope you like the outcome !!

pairing(s): bf!enha/idol!enha × gn!reader genre(s): fluff kinda / headcanons format warning(s): thirsting over enha, this is not proof read, i have no motivation to proof read it, i might do it later

희    ;    heeseung would laugh so hard when he learned from your best friend that you were on the floor, having a meltdown after seeing the concept photos. he had begged for her to send pictures. the people around him giving him weird looks after he bursted out laughing in public. he'd find it even funnier after seeing that he was now your new wallpaper.

제    ;    jay would feel a little embarrased at his pictures but hearing you being a fangirling mess over him would boost his confidence so much, he'd be so thankful that he has you around to remind him constantly that he is hot, sexy, beautiful, amazing, handsome, attractive, pretty, adorable, captivating, sharp, elegant, stylish, every compliment in the dictionary basically.

크    ;    jake would get so happy, like he'd have this sheepish smile when he sees that his phone was getting spammed of you going crazy. he'd call you the minute he was available, he'd be laughing and giggling during the whole 3h of call of you just rambling about hot good he looked in his photos.

성    ;    sunghoon would get super confident but also shy? like internally he gets so timid and finds you adorable but on the outside he plays it off as "yeah i'm hot and i know it". it'd be adorable watching him try to keep his cool when inside, he's literally dying from the happiness he gets when he sees you fangirl over him.

선    ;    sunoo is stuck in between fanboying over you fangirling and side-eyeing you. he'd probably try to act annoyed but he can't hide the fact that his ears would become all red and his cheeks a pink tint. he'd his face in the crook of your neck out of embarrassement.

정    ;    jungwon would feel releived to hear that the pictures came out well and that they're good enough to make you nearly faint. he'd been stressed about if the concept would go well and to hear you rant about how attractive the pictures looked would take weight off his shoulder.

니    ;    niki, niki, niki... ah.. this boy would tease you forever, it's a horrible idea to let him know the effect he has on you. he'd film your little meltdown and would never let you live that down. his ego would skyrocket and for the rest of the month, if you ever whined about anything, he'd pull the video out and threaten to send it to his whole contact list.

© miyu 2023 - do not copy, translate, repost or plagiarise my work anywhere !

[ophelian-darling]

Hello!! I’ve read your cruel bloodline darling and I gotta say it’s my fav thing so far! The idea of the Y/N’s only acting cruel and mean when it comes to the Joestars really interested me.

But, what if there’s a reason why they’re like that? What if there’s a curse that’s keeping them from loving them. This curse was there ever since the first Y/N, and none of the members of the family are safe from it.

If a Joestar falls in love with them, their time becomes limited. They’ll slowly start to rot until they’re no longer a person, just an empty shell. So, in order to ‘protect’ the Joestars, the Y/Ns treated them horribly so they don’t experience the pain of losing them.

But this is just a silly lil thought:33 Keep up the amazing work, don’t push yourself too much!!! <3333

Link of 'More than words'.

an ask that expands the cruel bloodline concept.

Hello dear anon, really glad that you loved it!

As of your concept, I find it quite interesting how you put more depth to darling's personality as they are more than just a harsh face and mean actions (while I myself didn't think more of their character when I worked on that piece). the worst about darling's 'love life' that they have to abuse the jojos to no end, swallowing their remorse and tears grudgingly so as the jojos stay alive.

Darling really doesn't know how to break the curse or show love without clawing at their beloved's. the lack of solutions forces them to choose the least terrible method : abuse, emotional or physical, but mostly emotional.

TW for physical/verbal abuse, generational trauma.

Darlings were in a peaceful world, thinking that they finally got together with their Sweethearts the joestars, but a while after a deep loving relationship, they noticed how the joestars grew numb and silent, something like they weren't at all. just as darling was trying to figure things out, a heavy anvil of a shocking revelation falls on them as their parent informs them about the curse.

Darling is in terror: 'can't I just try to love?' and they just receive a dull answer of 'if you truly love them, make sure they stay alive, just like your grandparent did'. and so, everything started.

Slowly, darling changes their treatment: kisses with wounds, love confessions with degrading and support with control. at least they were lively again- you would say, but wanting to kiss and embrace them is impossible; you're stripped of the simplest right to love.

Darling wants to say 'you're my everything' when they say 'you mean nothing to me' to Jonathan. They want to say 'please don't go' when they say 'I'm done with you' to Joseph. They want to say 'I need you' when they utter 'I don't love you' to Jotaro. They want to say 'you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen' when they say 'you're ugly' to Josuke. They want to say 'Your love saved me' when they want to say 'you're a monster' to Giorno. They want to say 'be always with me, now and forever' when they say 'you're annoying' to Jolyne'. it's an endless cycle of pain for both parts who know they can't live without the other if they left.

Thank you for the thought anon! I enjoyed adding more to it, hope I'll hear from you soon 🦋

[joocomics]

“yk that video of jungsu dancing to adtoy during the hello world showcase? imagine…male stripper jungsu- [GUNSHOTS]”

— 🧁 anon

tags: male stripper!jungsu x fem!reader

a/n: this concept is SO freaking good i’m definitely taking a note to write something longer cause it’s not enough!! gunshots indeed

he walks towards the small intimate room, still feeling puzzled over the words of his boss. his hand hesitates a bit over the door handle, wondering who is he about to meet… his boss warned him to not fuck it up. this client is paying them really good money for this, so he better give them the show of their life.

“oh, it’s you,” he mutters, shutting the door of the softly lit space. everything from the walls to the lounge you’re sitting on is in black and red colors, making you look tempting more than ever. you cross your legs with a seductive smile, and… how is it possible that you look even more beautiful than the last time he saw you? “disappointed?” you ask, because of his stunned reaction. the question makes him laugh though. “obviously not, just surprised,” he admits, and you ask why, despite already having an idea of what his answer is gonna be. “for a moment i thought you got a boyfriend. you stopped coming to my shows.” as you both only gaze at each other he steps closer, speaking in a lower tone. his voice drops like honey to your skin when he rests his hands on the armchair, locking you in place. “so… do you?” you prove the truth behind your words by placing your warm hands on his bare fit chest. “no, i don’t.” you hear him release a deep breath, before pressing his lips hard onto yours. the weight of all those weeks he’s been waiting, searching for you in the crowd, drops from his shoulders when his tongue meets yours.

you’ve missed him too, of course you did. but you also miss him when you come here; when you see all the women and men eating him up with their eyes and paying crazy money for an hour alone with him. but you couldn’t get between him and his job, which he was amazing at, and you also couldn’t be with him, so you knew you had to take a step back. however, it’s harder than it sounds.

you unbutton his short pants from black leather, the only thing he’s wearing, that compliment his slutty looking waist and fit butt cheeks. you pull back from his lips to catch your breath, but to also drool at the visible v-line, leading down to his growing boner, at his tense abs, and fit thighs, that you love admiring when he kneels down on the stage. you spread your legs wide for him welcoming his delicious figure closer, but out of the blue you realise something that makes you pause the kiss he leaned in for. “wait,” you pant, while he eyes you confused. “i want a lap dance first.” jungsu smirks almost shyly, running a hand through his hair. “anything for you,” he whispers, stepping back while swaying his hips. you lean in the lounge comfortably, biting your lips, as the sight of the arousing motions of his silhouette put you in trance.

[chrisevansonly]

Little Duck's Tea Party (Little Duck AU🐥💛)

Pairing: Dad! Chris Evans x Arlie Mae (Little Duck)

Summary: Little Duck is having her weekly tea party, and this week’s special guest is her dad, I wonder what costume and makeover he’ll be getting today? 

Warnings: none, just very fluffy and sweet girl dad Chris, he and Arlie are just my favourites

A/N: Here is the first fic of the day, this idea was I think a suggestion by an anon and I really fell in love with it, so I wanted to write a little something, I hope you enjoy it, thank you for all the love on this page recently, I appreciate you guys so much

Word Count: 756

Arlie was hard at work setting up her special tea table, laying out plates, cutlery mugs, she was pulling out the whole nine yards because today, her daddy would be the special guest at Arlie’s Tea House. To be completely honest neither you nor Chris could figure out where she thought of the name, but it was the cutest little concept she’d come up with recently. Her playroom was now set up, the table looking very beautiful with little flowers and sparkles intertwined between the utensils and plates. Arlie made sure to add Duckie to a seat as well as her stuffed brown bear named boobear, yes, she named him boobear, when she deemed the space perfect enough, she yelled down to Chris

“Daddy!!!! Come to tea party!!!”

Chris chuckled at the urgency in Arlie’s tone, kissing your forehead and making his way up the stairs to her party 

“I’m coming up little duck!”

Arlie giggled and as he reached the top of the stairs her head poked out behind the door 

“Hi daddy!”

“Hi baby, you all ready for our party?”

She nodded, smiling her famous megawatt smile 

“I am, but you not ‘weady yet!”

He crouched down to her level and swiped a piece of hair out of her eyes 

“Oh, I’m not?”

Chris could notice she was holding something behind her back, and he had an inkling of what it could be 

“No daddy, you need to put on special hat and makeup silly!”

Never in his years of living did he ever think he would find himself staring at what everyone, his wife included says is a carbon copy of him, his baby girl, in all her excitement as she waited for her favourite man in the world to let her dress him up. He would move mountains for Arlie, and if that included a makeover from the toddler, then he’d be dammed if he ever said no

“Alright then duck, help me get all ready for tea!”

Arlie pulled him further into the room, making him sit in a chair far too small for him, but he wouldn’t complain, especially if it was Arlie putting him in it. They spent some time laughing together as she mixed blues, purples, and pinks from her kiddie eyeshadow palette, using a small brush to put it on his eyes. Chris made sure to stay extra still so she wouldn’t mess up, a smile creeping up when he noticed her tongue poking out of her mouth as she concentrated on the colour of blush she was going to use. Her little eyebrows furrowing together in thought as every step and product of makeup was applied to Chris’s face

“Okay daddy, just lips then done!”

Chris chuckled before pouting gently so she could apply what he saw was a cherry red lipstick, yeah…cherry red

“Wow Daddy!! You so pwetty now!!”

“Was I not pretty before duck?”

Arlie shook her head no and he laughed, watching as she put the makeup away neatly, turning and clasping her hands together 

“Sit down fo’ tea now pwease daddy!”

Chris found his spot and Arlie got to work, setting out snacks, plastic of course, and filling their cups with water, there was absolutely nothing but joy radiating from his baby girl, and it was one of Chris’s favourite sights. They two of them were partners and crime, and when you snuck upstairs to check on them your heart warmed watching the two playing with Duck and Boobear, a slight chuckle slipping out noticing Chris’s amazing makeup job. When you snapped a quick photo both of their faces turned to you and Arlie waved

“Hi momma!!”

“Hi my love, look at how beautiful you made daddy!”

Chris narrowed his eyes playfully at you, a wink being sent back in his direction 

“Daddy so pwetty now, you want some tea momma?”

After pretending to think about you agreed, taking your spot next to Chris, Arlie pouring some water in your mug

“Arlie does momma get her makeup done too?”

You smiled getting yourself ready for all her makeup and artistic talent when she laughed 

“Daddy you so silly! Momma alweady’ pwetty without it!” 

You couldn’t hold in the laugh that escaped as you leaned over to kiss Chris on the cheek, his eyes rolling slightly before he joined you in laughing. If there was anything about your little duck, is that she was not afraid of honesty, she’d tell you the truth no matter what, and clearly, she wasn’t shy about it.

[merakiui]

hi mera! I hope you have a great week this week!

I think it's amazing how creative you are and that your brain never seems to run out of ideas, like a well of ideas- you always have more and more lol

Anywho today's question is- who do you think the most unhinged yandere is? Kinda like he has no rhyme or reason and is just batshit crazy. I think the obvious answer is Floyd just bc he's a feral kinda guy but do any other contenders come to your mind?

Also who do you think is a closeted crazy yandere (again, this fits jade....why do these twins fit so many concepts,?!) I think Cater is crazy behind closed doors because he's got serious trauma and issues so he might not even gaslight himself into thinking he's justified for what hes doing, he'll just confidently be wrong lol

🐔 anon

Hi hi 🐔!!! Thank you for your kind words! I hope your week is also wonderful!!

I’m always filled with too many ideas. >_< I’m happy I can write them here and that the ideas can be enjoyable! I’m not sure how so many thoughts can fit into this egg brain of mine, but somehow they are crammed in there hehe!! >:D

To answer your questions, I can absolutely see Floyd as an unhinged yandere! He has so many mood swings and some of those can cause him to be more violently volatile on particularly rough days. There’s also the fact that he is so possessive! He wants you all to himself and he won’t bat an eye if he has to get blood on his hands. Murder is but a small feat he must accomplish in order to have Shrimpy all to himself. <3

I also think Rook is rather unhinged. It’s easy to write “it’s Rook” as an explanation, but Rook is so himself! He’s very passionate, but then his passions borderline obsession to unhealthy degrees. He’s your textbook stalker: always watching from afar, taking covert photos, sending anonymous love letters, finding ways to get inside your home to take some of your belongings, and so on. His behaviors never faze him. After all, isn’t this the most flattering form of love? Even obsessions are beautiful to Rook!

It would be a terrible oversight to not mention Azul. He’s the type who is too good to be true—the type who you think you might be able to see through, but then it turns out you haven’t even broached the tip of his iceberg. Insanity spirals deep and dark with him and he has so many layers! I like to think there is a very dark part of Azul that just doesn’t feel remorse for people he can’t be bothered to care about. He can act like he loves and cares, but beneath all of that he’s a liar. If he loves you, he’s going to love you until you’re smothered. And he has ten appendages at his disposal—the more to envelop you with to ensure you’ll never escape. :)

As for closeted crazy yanderes, Jade absolutely fits this category. He’s crafted the perfect veneer for himself: gentle, polite, unassuming, charming. You’ll never suspect there’s more to him when he’s always smiling. You can never truly read Jade, and if you think you’re reading him it’s only because you’re reading something he wants you to interpret (whether true or not). Much like Floyd and his possessive nature, Jade is similar in that he also wants you all to himself. But rather than scaring everyone off right away like Floyd might, Jade takes great enjoyment in slowly isolating you, wearing you into nothing and then sculpting you anew with sly tricks. He’s scary because he can be patient and play long waiting games, and he just loves to push and push and push you until he witnesses the inevitable breaking point.

Cater is definitely hiding all of his dark sides in cute packaging. Behind smiles that never reach his eyes and an upbeat attitude, there is an apathetic man who is so drained and exhausted. Social media fuels him; it gives him validation and it’s a good distraction and escapism from reality. Though he may not stalk you in person, he’s an excellent cyberstalker. He will know everything about you from online observation alone. If he brings why of this up and you question how he knows these things when you’ve never talked about them, he smiles and plays it off as some sort of sixth sense. Or a clever guess. Or really good intuition. Cater may smile a lot, but there’s never any true happiness in those smiles. He worries a lot even if he never seems like the type to be bogged down by intense worries. He’ll turn to social media as a means of justifying his behaviors. Others are going through similar things; he read a post about someone who was stalking their ex in hopes of getting back together. Cater can relate! He’s not the only one feeling this way, so he’s not crazy. After all, being crazy isn’t cute and he’s always been told he must be cute.

I also think Rollo is a closeted crazy yandere. He can pull off a respectful, tradition-abiding gentleman who may or may not scoff into his handkerchief or use it to cover his scowls and frowns on occasion. But he’s a role model at Noble Bell, as well as a good student and citizen of the City of Flowers), so he has to monitor everything he’s doing and saying.He’s so diligent—arguably too diligent because he can never seem to get enough sleep. But then when he’s always lying awake thinking of you, how can he possibly fall asleep? Much like how Quasimodo fashioned dolls of the townsfolk out of wood and such, I like to believe Rollo crafts a doll of his darling and he dotes on it so obsessively because it takes the place of you (for now). He’s probably made dozens of dolls of you. You’ll never know any of them exist unless you happen to take a peek inside his room…

[blues824]

Hello i see that request are open if you have too much requests or just tired you can delete this^^, May i try to request for a reader that is just Ninomae ina’nis , if you dont know who she is, she is a vtuber and her avatar is a Octopus human hybrid and she is a priestess for the ancient ones (heres the link for her https://hololive.hololivepro.com/en/talents/ninomae-inanis/ ) for Azul, riddle, leona, ilia, malleus, and rook, again if this is too much you can ignore/delete this, have a great day/afternoon/night ^^

Make sure to eat and drink healthy, stay safe<33

You too, Anon! I watched her streams of the game Stray to get an idea of her personality.

Also, let’s say that your avatar is the one that’s transported to Twisted Wonderland, but you are sentient.

Riddle Rosehearts

Your dedication to the words and the teachings of the Ancient Ones is very admirable in his eyes. There are many different beliefs in Twisted Wonderland, yours is just one among the many. He doesn’t mind it at all and might even ask questions to gain a further understanding.

He doesn’t understand why you are a VTuber, but at least it’s not a destructive hobby. Sure, you could be doing a lot more productive things, like studying, but you’re not outside causing trouble and that’s what truly matters to Riddle.

He thinks you look interesting. Sure, there were beast-people and mer-people, but you were a full-on hybrid of the two. You weren’t able to put either side away. However, he thinks that you’re absolutely beautiful like this. He will most definitely behead anyone who says otherwise.

Leona Kingscholar

There are a few priests and priestesses in his homeland, so it’s not anything unusual to hear that you were a priestess of the Ancient Ones. He also doesn’t mind, but he’s too lazy to ask any questions about you and your beliefs. If you mention anything in passing, then he will remember it. After a while, he gets an idea of it all.

Another one who doesn’t understand why you are a VTuber. You could spend time cuddling with him instead of entertaining random people on the internet by streaming video games. But at least you’re not getting into any fights.

At first, he thought you looked weird. How could he not? You had tentacles coming out of your back that you had complete control over. Just by that alone, you were pretty strong. After a while, he knows that you got them by picking up a random book. You were as magical as he was, but you were a hybrid rather than a beast-person.

Azul Ashengrotto

He found your dedication to the Ancient Ones very intriguing. In the sea, they worshiped the god Poseidon (personal headcanon, because King Triton is mythologically Poseidon’s son). It seemed like they had similar practices, with certain people assigned to serve the gods in their temple.

Everything was a culture shock to him when he came to dry land. He hadn’t even heard of VTubers until you came along. He’s still very confused by it, but is otherwise supportive. He will bring snacks and drinks to you if he knows you haven’t eaten or drank anything because you were busy streaming.

When he first met you, you made him happy. You both were slightly different from each other, but more or less the same. You both were octopi in some variety, and that gave him hope that he could embrace his merform.

Rook Hunt

He just about worships the Ancient Ones as much as you do. He wants to get you to notice him and maybe even fall in love with him as he did for you, so he will do anything. He is just that smitten for you. Eros has shot his arrows into the hunter’s heart.

I think he would kind of understand the concept of a VTuber. To know that this wasn’t the real you was kind of weird, and it was hard to get used to. However, that made him wonder what the real you looked like. No matter, you would tell him when you wanted to tell him.

He found your tentacles absolutely amazing and beautiful. If you still wanted to dress them up, he would most certainly help you. He gently presses kisses to the tips of them as he gently wraps them up with pretty ribbons to accessorize them.

Idia Shroud

He also gets the general idea of your belief, but that’s because they worship the Great Seven and his dorm just so happens to be based off of the Ruler and God of the Underworld. Again, he’s used to the temple and sacrifice scenes.

When you tell him that you are a VTuber, he gets super excited. He talks about doing a collab soon and how you could become popular in Twisted Wonderland as well as your own world, until you tell him that the figure he saw as ‘you’ was your actual avatar.

He found your tentacles scary at first, but he gets used to them over time. It eventually got to a point where he loves to be gently wrapped in your tentacles because he knows that you are there with him. It calms him down after a stressful day.

Malleus Draconia

His kingdom has a few deities that they worship, mostly the Thorn Fairy. He has even been to one of the temples for when he was deemed the Crown Prince of the Briar Valley. However, the priests and priestesses tended to live single lives, and the fact that you are a priestess tells him that you might not want to be with him.

He most definitely doesn’t understand the concept of a VTuber. He barely knows how to operate his tamagotchi, did you expect him to know what a VTuber was? However, he is willing to learn so he could get to know you better.

He found your tentacles rather fascinating. You weren’t exactly a cecaelia, but a hybrid between an octopus and a human. It reminded him of his knight, Sebek, who was a hybrid between a fae and a human. It was very intriguing to the young Prince.

Lilia Vanrouge

Again, he hails from the same land as Malleus, so he is familiar with priests and priestesses. Not just that, but his time as a military general led him to many lands that had different beliefs. He found it all fascinating, and he will ask you tons of questions about the Ancient Ones that you serve.

Like Idia, he gets excited when you tell him that you are a VTuber. He gets even more excited when you tell him that the ‘you’ he sees is in fact your avatar and not what you actually look like outside of the screen.

He thinks you’re absolutely adorable with your tentacles. If you ask, he’ll help you maintain them as well as decorate them. Your tentacles tend to get a bit ticklish, so he will tease you with soft touches along their slimy surface. You have been warned.

[bl00dngh0uls]

I just wanted to ask. Why change the name of the fall to the descent? Imagine being so petty that the story you and another person created was so good that instead of making another one because it's that great you just fill in their character and rename everything. It's super copy righted if you ask me. You tried breaking her and her boyfriend up. Then called her multiple times and stepped over her boundaries yet you say it was her who you were scared if you missed a call. She tried helping you and cared for you yet you have the audacity to call it otherwise when you can't talk it out with her or for her to defend herself? I had to make a tumblr just to message you as you took off the anonymous. Those people had no right to say kill yourself and most of those other comments but it's also not right for you to create the same exact story as she put so much time into it. The character your girlfriend made is the exact same as hers was with golden wings just a different name and different hair color. The picture below is something she drew awhile back. Her family said the same thing about you that you were bad news yet she defended you and kept allowing you to come back into her life with open arms. Obviously you two cared about eachother and I hope you could at least talk because you made something beautiful together and now it's just used as a petty trophy. You two aren't bad for eachother you just have bad communication skills. If you block me that's fine but I just had to say I truly loved the fall and it's amazing what you two made.

Honestly, I find it a little ridiculous to have made a tumblr just to message me about this. It’s very adolescent, and I couldn’t imagine being so invested in something that wasn’t your business to go out of your way to message a grown ass adult about why they would place their character in a new story.

Though it doesn’t matter in any capacity, I completely trashed The Fall. Changed the name because same concept, except we’re starting over. New story, new characters, new ideas.

Imagine being told to kill yourself, being absolutely bombarded with messages all through the night, waking up to that bullshit. No fucking wonder I turned off my goddamn anons LMAO are you actually kidding me.

And another reason to not put your nose so far into others affairs, is because you actually have no idea who I am. You don’t know anything about me other than what you’ve been told. I shouldn’t have to come and defend myself for the hurt I’ve endured.

I kept hoping she’d change, as one does in an abusive relationship, and it never happened. Receiving messages from all different people over this, trying to be guilted for breaking something off that was making me mentally, and physically ill. I was so stressed everyday. Getting called aaalll throughout my day to hear her be angry about her job, be angry about people she worked with, be angry about other people succeeding in life, being angry with herself for not doing more, constantly talking about how stressed her piece of shit boyfriend makes her. How he never fucking does anything around their apartment, how he makes her feel shitty for wearing anything ‘revealing’ (oh gods forbid, wouldn’t want to look like a whore, which I was also pretty tired of her internalized, projected slut shaming), how she can’t ever do anything without him ruining it. How he’s made friends leave her life because THEY hated him.

Nothing I said seemed to appease any of these things, because how could it?? You get out of your life what you put into it, and all of that angry, jealous, immature energy she served kept her trapped. I don’t think she ever wants to actually change, she just wants to be pitied, and to be seen as someone who gives and gives and gives, but never talks about all of the mental energy she takes from others. When you’re so locked into the delusions you’ve created for yourself to justify feeling like shit and not doing a fucking thing about it, life can get pretty shitty for you. That’s what’s happening for her.

I don’t have a squeaky clean record of mental health, but I at least care enough about myself to work on things I need to. Not sit in denial, and tell people that they disgust you for bringing up that you may have some fucking issues. Just the fact that she couldn’t accept that we are no longer speaking, and will not be anymore, shows that fucking SOMETHING needs to be worked on. People that don’t care would just let you live in your own little world where you’re the epitome of mentally healthy. Well NEWS FLASH, nobody is.

Thinking she’s excluded from people struggling with mental health is laughable. Maybe if she decides to hop off her high horse, someday she can make healthy connections with others. I’m done being a dumping ground for all her bullshit, and then being absolutely TORN APART VERBALLY for having anything to say that isn’t rolling over, and accepting that I’m somehow always the only problem. Fuck that.

So, now that I’ve wasted my time, and you’ve quite obviously wasted yours, let’s just stop all of this.

If I receive anymore asks from you, I won’t be responding to them, and I will be blocking you, because I’m done. I’m ready to move on from this.

[soaps-mohawk]

hello, you beautiful and amazing person you, all the (platonic and respectful) smooches to you. glad you had a productive day today!

'tis I, 🌯 anon, and I apologize in advance, but today at my shift I was making conspiracy theories about CRCB (because wtf else was I supposed to do, work???)

And I had a thot about reader's past, since it's vague and you leave us nothing but crumbs

In other A/B/O fics there is sometimes a thing that happens, when someone forcefully makes an alpha into an omega through some sort of medical thing or ritual or whatever

So what if reader doesn't talk about her dad because he did something similar to her? like let's be honest, he's ye olde military hardass this far, it's not that surprising if he would be like, prejudiced against women and hated the thought of female alpha

How delicious the angst would be tho?? the future she was robbed of by a bigot, the brainwashing gender roles at the institution, the attraction to another omega and 'what could have been if not for'??

Anyway, thank you for your time, have a good one ily!🌟

Aww hello burrito anon!!!

I fully support not doing work at work (unless you'll get in trouble lol) I used to write fics on the clock lol.

I have seen similar ideas and concepts in other a/b/o fics!! That would be an interesting concept to explore. That would really be a dick move by her dad. The things that could have been. 😭

Though, I will say, we will be learning a lot about the reader's past here in Part 4. That's at least a piece of the angst that's coming up here soon. So...you'll have answers soon!

[lisired]

when shit hits the fan in i thought you were dead i immediately thought of something similar but i wasn't even sure if it's kpop fanfic. i was trying so hard to remember and i thought oh yea it was yuta fic as well, so i just assumed it was one of the yuta fan acc that i followed. but i immediately found out that it was yours venomous lmao. so i was like riight no wonder the scene felt really similar. anyway i love it when u write yuta fics. i also would forever mourn that johnny yuta part 2 of monster (if i'm not mistaken) on ur other acc 🥀😔

also i like this foreplay concept u seem to have. i remember smth about foreplay on johnny's fic, and u wrote half of their foreplay isn't even physical, it's just talking and listening and i was like awwww when he's so pussy-whipped he gets hard with literally anything 🥺 now the foreplay is fighting bc yess angry sex!! and when it's yuta i- well i'd like him to be mad at me

i'll be here (patiently) waiting for haechan's fic ma'am

mentioning 3 of my fics in the same ask… you love me don’t you.

JK but you actually have no idea how this made me feel like my heart omgggg 🥹💖💖💖💖💖 so so sooooo glad you enjoy my fics!!!!!!! as for the foreplay stuff OMG #RealFreaks know that foreplay doesn’t always have to be physical or inherently sexual. i mean, yes, it can be, and it’s amazing when it is, but an intellectual aquarius moon/mercury individual like myself with air sign tendencies likes to talk. like bae you so beautiful just hearing your voice makes me wet. it’s so nice when you like someone so much that you just wanna know their thoughts on everything!!!!!! my yuta scorpionic spin on it, of course, was the arguing lol 🫶🏽

swear i didn’t do it on purpose… well maybe i did i don’t remember actually but i know the haechan fic doesn’t have any “””foreplay””” bc unfortunately they don’t have time for that. they being attacked by zombies every 5 minutes. sorry i had to improvise 💔💔💔

ANON YOU SEE WHY THE SMUT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE YUTA FIC RIGHT like oh my god when i got done writing it i was like Mane idgaf about the rest of this shit im just here for the arguments and the sex and the tension. the hoes gon looveeeeeeee this