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Perr: I don't know anything about drugs.

Perr: The most I ever did was like, I had a pot cookie in high school.

Perr: And there like, wasn't even any pot in it.

Daley: So you ate a cookie in high school?

Perr: Yeah.

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Quincy: I think I know a way we can get the money.

Noussair: You’d make a decent stripper.

Quincy: I’d make an amazing stripper, but that’s not what I’m talking about...

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Hakim: In ‘Legally Blonde’, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

André: Hakim, this is real life, not an excellent movie.

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[Carel and Matthijs show up to training wearing the same outfit]

Carel: Oh. My. Goodness.

Carel: Matta. What. are. the. chances?

Matthijs: I'd say zero.

Carel: Ugh. I mean when I got these suspenders, I thought I'd lean into it and go for the whole look, but I didn't want to step on your toes.

Carel: That being said, you know what this means.

Lasse: Don't do this, Carel.

Carel: Oh it's already done. Gather round y'all, it's time to play "Who wore it best?".

Matthijs: I'd really rather not.

Carel: Because you're a wittle chicken?

Carel: [chanting] Who wore it best? Who wore it best? Who wore it beeeest?

Everyone: Matthijs.

Carel: What?! Come on!

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Carel: You’re my best friend, Matthijs. Last year we shared a toothbrush.

Matthijs: I was not aware of that.

Carel: We did.

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Lasse: [wears dark grey]

Joël: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

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Donny: What number am I thinking of?

Matthijs: 420?

Donny: No. That’s very immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Frenkie: 69?

Daley: He just said–

Donny: Yeah, it was 69.

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[mafia au]

Hostage: [screaming]

Matthijs, the mob boss: Hurry up and tape his mouth!

Carel, his henchman: [desperately trying to find the end of the tape on the roll]

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Donny: I'm a guy with mature interests.

Hakim: Such as?

Donny: Politics... Culture... PG-13 movies.

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Noussair: I'm not sure how I feel about breaking and entering...

Hakim: The B&E is really the least illegal piece in this 12 point master plan. Have you got your toolkit?

Noussair: Check.

Hakim: Cyanide capsule?

Noussair: Check. Wait why do we need a -

Hakim: Okay! Lets get started!

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Hakim: And remember André, cute is not a look. It's not an attitude. It's a way of being.

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Kasper: I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 30 years!

Klaas-Jan: Does he think we're fifty?

Lasse: No, he's just really bad at math.

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Hakim: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold T shaped pendants?

André: That’s a cross.

Hakim: Across from where?

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Matthijs: [on the phone]

Matthijs: This is the worst possible time to dump me Carel.

Tattoo artist: I'm not quite done so I could make it say I love Care Bears

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Carel: [sitting at the bar with a glass of milk]

Carel, to the barman, whispering: If anyone asks, this is a white russian.

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[au where daley was adopted as a child and doesn't know who his parents are]

Daley: Ever since I was a baby, people always said I looked like Danny Blind.

Donny: [gasps]

Donny: That's a terrible thing to say to a baby!