#anon asks!!

[awholeclxwn]

Can you make a Reaper x Dream ship kid?

-Star anon

another nameless baby

[neyxmessi]

i need the fruitiest neymessi pic ever

just one?? but I have so many 😈

well Leo fully grabbed neymars thigh and like squeezed it when he thought no one was looking 😭

A rare occurrence of leo being so downbad for Neymar

When they almost like made out ��

ass grabs

hair pull

more ass smacks

[hearty-an0n]

w hen i got an mri to look for a brian tumor (there was no brain tumor rest assured) i kept repeating "this is just like a vampire in a coffin draculaura would love this" in my noggin and it truly helped -> if draculaura can do it so can u

in my little gown rn repeating if draculaura can do it so can u to myself

[abuadam86]

Emergency: Help save my children's lives

Dear humanity,

I am Habib from Gaza. I am married and have four children: Menna, 12 years old, Adam, 10 years old (suffering from quadriplegia), Maria, 6 years old, and Ezz, one year old. Although they are young, they have survived previous wars, but this current war is the most difficult of all. This is a war of genocide, and the difficulty of the war lies in the inability to meet the needs of my son Adam, who needs special care.

Over the past ten months, we have been caught in the crossfire of the ongoing conflict in Gaza. Our once peaceful home in Khan Yunis has been reduced to rubble, and now we find ourselves displaced in Deir al-Balah, living in squalid conditions in a makeshift tent on the streets. The devastation not only deprived us of our physical shelter, but also destroyed my livelihood - the once thriving business that supported our family's well-being, is now in ruins. The daily struggle for survival is exacerbated by the scarcity of basic necessities such as clean water, adequate sanitation and basic medical supplies

Our home was the place where we found hope and safety, and where we made precious memories. Losing him was like losing years of our lives.

Not only that, they destroyed my source of livelihood, burned it, and demolished it with bulldozers, and today I am without a home and without a job. I was working in a store I owned that met the needs and expenses of my family

Living in tents is miserable. There is a lack of drinking water, hot sun rays, and strange insects that have terrified my children. What hurts me most is my young son Ezz, who I see growing up in an unclean environment and with no healthy food for him. I believe he has not received his right to life.

At this stage, my husband and I decided to go to you and create an account on the Go Fund Me website and ask you to help us in these difficult times until we get out of Gaza, from the land of war to the land of peace. All we need from you is to support us and help us to get out of the war, even if you cannot help. You should spread the word. This campaign is everywhere and among your friends. We thank you for your stance and support for us. Thank you, my friends

The amount that will be collected from this campaign :

We will spend it by paying the amount to coordinate entry through the Rafah land crossing, which connects Gaza to the State of Egypt, since, as I mentioned, they charge an adult $5,000, but depending on the pressures, crises, and waiting, the amount may reach $7,000 per person, and children $2,500 to $4,000.

We will also use it for the rest of the travel and safe transportation expenses to provide for all family members.

A picture of my children's life before the war

A video of my children's lives living the war

May God reward you with all the best and may God bless you

Best wishes with sincere gratitude,

Habib's family

My Instagram account link

My account vetted by:

@dlxxv-vetted-donations

(vetted)

@gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #187 )

[sirguyofdykesborn]

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

[punkitt-is-here]

Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.

[goldiipond]

Top 5 women?

bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly

[hellsitegenetics]

she genome on my genome till i genetic

❌

[captainkirkk]

So I've been making marionette puppets of my neighbors (I'm taking a class) and let me tell you my landlord/building manager was SUPER not prepared to see the wooden version of him (he lives on my floor) when he came in to fix my stove

Anon no offense but I think I would call the police if I found out one of my neighbours was making wooden puppets of me without my knowledge

[shinobicyrus]

Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?

I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.

Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:

Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.

Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.

Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.

Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.

Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.

Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.

Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.

And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.

[awholeclxwn]

Can you make a birdtale sans x ccino sans ship child and call the shipchild Dove? Please and thanks.

-sweet kitty anon.

here they are

[neyxmessi]

I was studying the vid you posted when Messi rests his hand on Neymar's thigh. It got me thinking, did they have something going on between them? It's just very intimate! Messi's hand on Ney's thigh 🧐

I don’t know anon… 🫣 but the evidence is just a tad bit damning… don’t you think???

[hearty-an0n]

1, 13, and 14 for the disability pride ask game ^_^!!

what disability/ies do you have? (and are they mental, physical, or both?)

both!! physically i've got fibromyalgia, an essential tremor, and high estrogen (dont know why? just kinda happening)! my mental ones aren't properly diagnosed but depression, anxiety, and autism!

13. whats the most Abled Person Thing someone has said to you?

"when you're better/not sick anymore/cured/etc"

has there ever been a time where you felt solidarity/community with another disabled person in a situation with you?

yeah!!! my teacher would take us on track laps a lot last semester and i would sit on the bleachers with this guy in my class and we would bitch :]!! it was nice to have someone irl like that

[milfygerard]

so you'll condone cannibalism?

sure why not

[snaxle]

you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment

this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me