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[carrotchipper]

Martyn tcg card?? In your artstyle???? That's so cool!!!

thank you! i was really honored when martyn reached out to me. it was really unexpected!

[frownyalfred]

Pleassseeeee that’s so funny 😭 Bruce and Jason silently duking it out when it comes to who has the most pure body mass all the while keeping an eye out for Damian bc what if he takes after Bruce and they have another contender for who’s going to be the biggest

Jason, when Damian is 18ish and still 5’8: are you…feeding him enough?

Bruce: what kind of question is that?

Jason: he looks small, okay? I’m just asking!

Tim, across the Cave: actually 5’8 is a perfectly respectable—

[tonycries]

The realest character ever, I fear 😭

[hoaxghost]

im just now finding out that youre not a homestuck and your icon ISNT harry anderson egbert

An old angel stands in hell.

Your name is PDF. You don't celebrate the concept of birthdays and even if you did, you wouldn't know when to celebrate yours as you've lost track of time.

>QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS

You go to check your arms but are suddenly hit with a deeply uneasy feeling. Somewhere, out there. You get a sense that you're being likened to a character you have no knowledge of or are even aware exists. It's as if countless voices are calling out to you yet none of them ever manage to reach your dark abode.

>GO BACK TO STANDING.

[chimchiri]

Griddlehark prompt Gideon Nav is a munch, she doesn’t just eat pussy she Eats Pussy

She's giving it a D for Delicious! Let's dig in!

-> Uncensored on Patreon ♡

[shepscapades]

This ask is old enough that there’s a 0% chance they knew about keralis and xb when they sent it but I couldn’t get this silly image outta my head =w=

[rafesthroatbaby]

“such dirty girl, aren’t you? so fuckin’ disgusting.”

filthy bitches unite ☺️ babe you never fail to make me speechless, you’ve been writing about this but everytime it feels like… Brandnew & I get so excited all over 👅 me next pleaseeeee

me knowing good and goddamn well i would let theo piss inside me and then fuck it all right out of me 🥰💕✨

tw piss !!!!!!!!

“amore… i‘m sorry, i gotta go to the bathroom real quick, yeah?” theo grunts, annoyed with himself as you lie in front of him, face down and ass up, glistening cunt on display and eagerly waiting for him to enter you.

“hmm. no, you don’t...” you reply, your voice teasing as you gaze back at him with a mischievous glint on your eyes and a naughty smirk playing on your lips, making it even harder for him to leave you, his hands roughly squeezing the skin of your soft ass. he narrows his eyes and he tilts his head slightly in confusion, puzzled how you would know the state of his full bladder better than he does, but then you continue, all while teasingly pressing your ass against his aching cock.

“…not when you have me here.” and that’s when the realisation finally hits him— his eyes momentarily widen, and a low chuckle escapes his throat in disbelief before his hand reels back and the palm abruptly meets your delicate skin, harshly smacking your ass and leaving a stinging red mark.

“you surprise me every day, you know that?” a satisfied smile creeps onto your face, more than glad that he picked up on your hint, even though you knew he would. piss play wasn’t anything new for either of you, but him releasing inside of you is a fantasy you’ve had for a long time, and you’re more than eager to try it.

“fuuuuck.” he drawls as he slowly pushes into you, feeling him enter you inch by inch, deeper and deeper before he bottoms out, with his hand reaching forward to forcefully push your head into the mattress. he draws closer to you, his lips planting gentle kisses on your bare back, followed by feeling his hot breath against your neck, the scent of his musky cologne filling your nostrils.

“such dirty girl, aren’t you? so fuckin’ disgusting.” he growls in a low, almost primal tone, right as you suddenly feel an unfamiliar pool of warmth deep inside of you, the foreign sensation surprisingly pleasant as droplets of hot piss slowly trickle down the insides of your thighs.

“mmm fuck, it feels— it feels so warm.” you let out a breathy moan at the feeling of your walls being completely stretched by his thick cock and the liquid filling the empty spaces deep inside of you. it feels so disgusting too, but surprisingly, that only turns both of you on even more, with his piss and your arousal mixing together inside of you.

once he lets it all out, he slowly pulls his cock back until he’s almost fully out of you, before harshly slamming himself back into you with a deep, hard thrust, causing you to suddenly jolt forward and his piss to messily splash everywhere.

“look at you— completely at my mercy, huh? stuffed with both my cock and piss. such a dirty fuckin’ slut for me.” he has one hand pressed firmly on your head, pushing you down, while the other tightly holds your hips, arching your back in ways you didn’t know were humanly possible, before slamming back into you again, the wetness inside your cunt only adding to the immense pleasure.

“‘s pathetic how turned on you get by all this.” theo hoarsely groans as he quickly sets a steady rhythm, eliciting loud moans from you and low grunts along with italian curse words slipping from his lips. slick, wet sounds with each thrust echo throughout the room, as he messily fucks his own piss right out of you, leaving a mess all over both of you and the soft, satin sheets beneath you.

“fuck, fuck, fuck, theo! you’re so— so fucking big!” “hmm. keep talkin’ like that bella, and i’ll fill you up with my cum too. want you to feel every drop of it deep inside of you.”

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reminder: reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. ty! ♡

[daily-basil]

fujoshi basil

Hi sorry for the quality... I bought yet another bottle of ink

[paper-mario-wiki]

Did you ever actually post paper Mario facts or was this just a non sequitur

you seem to be confused, my blog is dedicated exclusively to sharing facts and knowledge regarding the lore and world of Nintendo's Paper Mario franchise of games.

[valyrfia]

hope carlos has a miserable time at williams next year 🤞🏼

considering that team is currently fighting the ten biblical plagues i would almost encourage carlos to enjoy this last podium of his career…

[frownyalfred]

Bruce’s 6’4 220 lb kid is the one who needs to feel small and be protected

He’s literally a baby….. but fr Jason being an absolute tank who really just misses the feeling of ducking in and out of Batman’s cape…. Pain….

Damian: I don’t understand, father keeps picking me up and treating me like I’m some sort of child—

Jason, visibly holding back tears: yeah what a dick move

[arkarti]

I kinda wanna see how how Henry would deal with a drunk (and overly flirty) William 🤔😳

He has to keep him backstage cuz he's gonna get very handsy sometimes. Also a lot of flirting and innuendos 😳

I don't think Henry is gonna get much work done~

Will has a lot of helpful advice for him 😊

[thisismeracing]

Hi lovely, I was wondering if I could please request a French girl version of the Greek girl.

oui, bb! <3 you didn't specify if with mick or Charles, but I'm going with Charles. Hope its ok *mwah*

Requests are now CLOSED

CHARLES DATING A FRENCH GIRL | CL16

Warnings: mentions of food; tooth-rotting fluff; mentions of family members; not proofread.

A/n: Just a quick reminder that there are many shades, experiences, and backgrounds regarding French and their culture, what I am writing does not resume everything, but rather brings a piece of it to the table. <3

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Ok, so both of you speak French, which means there's no need to learn a new language for communication. However, I think Charles would definitely get your accent and probably copy a few of your expressions as well;

He MELTS the first time you call him "chéri";

Now you know how upset he gets when people confuse him for a French person right? But now he'll take the opportunity to mention that you're French;

"I'm Monegasque, but my girlfriend is French," with the biggest smile on his face;

The first time he met your family they made Quiche and Soufflé he almost cried, couldn't stop saying how delicious it was and how he would be bothering them for food all the time now. Turns out he wasn't joking because every available time he has, he'll drive/fly to your family house to spend time with them and eat whatever yummy stuff your grandma made - especially because she'll adapt the recipes to his athletic reality;

Date nights are basically you and him choosing typical dishes to make. Your favorite is Ratatouille, but you'll go all around the world, sometimes choosing to cook something from Japan or Colombia;

You think those Eiffel towell couples were super cheesy, but LOVED the boat date he organized and of course, you got tons of Polaroids kissing in front of the towel;

Fans will spot you two dancing and laughing during the Fête de la Musique celebrations;

You love Paris, but your city of love with Charles is probably Toulouse or Nice;

He loved the fact that you and your family were near him, a quick plane ride distance most times.

Speaking of family, your family and his are super close. So much they spend time together without you. Your siblings with his, your nana and dad with his mom, and you two just love how you become a big family.

[diminuel]

Okay, so I recently asked you what do you think about Luffy having Shandia genes, let's say hipotetically he can fly, what do you think it could happen?, like Luffy and Ace getting into little pranks, little Luffy flying away when nobody is looking at him, getting into trouble or maybe something bad like people trying to catch Luffy and sell him. crocodile and dragon are getting a bit more crazy everyday.

If Luffy could fly this is what would happen:

Baby leash.

I'm mostly joking.

I think some of the things that could happen are mitigated by Dragon and Crocodile being able to fly too due to their powers. And they would be fine in Windmill Village (for the most part) but Luffy would probably be discouraged from leaving the village because you can never know when someone might think that a kid with wings might fetch a good amount of berry.

[curly-my-beloved]

PLEASE TELL ME HOW U WOULD SEE ANYA AS A YANDERE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

shit, forgot to feed the anya simps, they're escaping the basement...

Yandere Anya headcanons

Anya is a somewhat self-aware yandere.

She realizes the way she loves you is terrible, cruel, unnatural, but... she can't get rid of those feelings.

She feels guilty about it. Very guilty. But it's gonna be okay, right...?

She offers to handle preparing food, claiming that she just wants to help around more.

Except... well, your portion ends up with drugs.

Not anything serious, just something to make you feel a bit... under the weather. Just enough to make you visit her in medical.

She recommends rest, but asks that you either rest in medical or let her hang around your room while you nap so that she can monitor your state in case it gets worse.

You choose your room, seeing as your bed is a bit more comfortable than the cot in medical.

She promises she'll just come around every once in a while to check up on you.

In reality, she waits for you to fall asleep and quietly goes through your things.

She feels so, so wrong as she steals your panties, but she needs it.

And she'll return it! She will! So it's not so bad, right?

And while she'd never, ever take advantage of you, she will nervously steal a kiss or two from your sleeping form.

She'll... confess eventually. One day.

Yeah... One day...