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#kinda sad#remember the coworker who follows dan and phil and is a tumblr girl?#welp she quit today#I could have made a new friend lol alas#she seemed really cool but we didn't work together long enough for her to consider me a friend#no phan meet cute for me ajdjs#it's gonna be soooo chaotic at work without her she knew the most#Isa is off on her vacation break so it's just me and goddamn daniel the moron#he's the absolute worst he doesn't deserve the daniel name#annoying unreliable man#also new manager who doesn't know the work that well#we're fucked#personal
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The craziest thing is that I know exactly whatâs wrong with Armand and could write a thesis on it but I have NO idea whatâs wrong with Louis heâs a psychological mystery to me
#like what Daniel said psychologists will be clamoring to figure out whatâs wrong with him#itâs also worse because heâs such an unreliable narrator we hardly know what the truth is#the differences between Louis and lestatâs physical fight?? you start thinking Lestat was just pounding the hell out of him#but then we see the fight again in s2 and Louis is about to kill lestat#AND YET WE CANT BELIEVE EITHER AS THE TRUTH#we only know that Lestat did drop him and that they fought but we canât trust either version#Louis also suffers from a perpetual victim complex#but it makes a lot more sense in the show since heâs a black queer man living in the early 20th century#so we can start to really understand how he got to this point#but book louis was a perpetual victim and ANNOYING#I cannot wait for s3 when we are out of louis hea#not that Lestat is better⊠but heâs a bit more truthful??? thatâs insane to say#I mean he lies a lot but he doesnât self delude as much đ different personality disorder ig#but also ghost Claudia!!!#itâs the way no one in this show tells the truth ever đ#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac
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â Faith and Max â
2021 vs 2022 vs 2023 vs 2024
#I just wanted to show off how far they've come in my style#being unapologetically self-indulgently insufferably annoying abt that old man has gotten me everywhere btw#big shout out to my friends for being so wonderful and supportive constantly#I love y'all sm#I cannot begin to express how much more special your kindness and excitement makes this experience#very grateful to have met y'all and to be able to grow and create together <3#my art#faith and max#oc x canon#the outer worlds#captain of the unreliable#vicar max#maximillian desoto
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Saw a post I thought was kinda funny and then realized that the op was being serious event 100 billion dead. I think some of you just donât know what words mean and thatâs fine but mannnnn youâd die if you read like. An entry level academic paper on media or something idk
#nnstuff#rambling#it was about unreliable narrators and how all narratives are unreliable cuz thereâs no one universal truth#but like⊠man⊠thatâs a specific literary device sobbbb#they also said they didnât get the posting about The Narrative and like#you can just say you think a kind of posting sucks#I donât have to reveal that u have no idea what ur talking about!!!#itâs fine if you donât get it or like it but acting like other ppl are just makng shit up is sooo annoying to me#anyway.
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Hi. Ptmy has been spinning around in my brain untethered its been great. I lov how u characterise touya's unreliable narration. he is so annoying little man thinking everyone is fucking reader chan shut up! I love him! Also the parallels between Rei and reader... wowowowow. Also I showed (forcefed) ptmy to a friend who's not even in the mha fandom and she also loved your writing !!
kdhakdhaka i'm so !! pleased that you've been thinking about it đ„ș odd as it sounds, it's still so surprising to know my nonsense lives on in people's heads đ„ș when they're out and about in the wild đ„ș how kind !!! ty for thinking of it !!!
i'm glad you are liking đ the parallels đ i hope that you enjoy đ the parallels đ that are to come đ
LOL WHAT A COMPLIMENT !! ty for taking me a little further into your world, friend đ„ș you're so sweet !! đ„ș
#his unreliable narration makes him so much fun#he thinks you're available to everyone but him what a LOSER#an annoying little man...you are so correct...#âż ask willow
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reading this bored panda about âwhy people stopped being friendsâ and one of them was about a guy who didnât rsvp, didnât call, didnât show to the opâs wedding, and it got me thinking about the person who i accidentally didnât end up rsvping or anything to their wedding, but itâs because i wasnât checking my email during covid and got changed from âcancelledâ to âonline through a web service you donât useâ at like a monthâs notice and i havenât talked to him in probably.... fifteen years? i mean, iâd still consider him a friend if he hadnât told me the only way to contact him was facebook, when he knew i didnât use it and refused to give me his phone number.
i still miss him tho. it just hurts that i wasnât allowed to stay friends
#kinda annoyed at the people who are like oh my old friends were SO UNRELIABLE they still live with their parents ohoho#yeah ok jerk i've been trying to get a reliable job for years#turns out the autisms make it real hard to get through interviews#i may not be like the people in the posts but dang it the ohoho still live with parents hurts anyway#but man i read an old piece of fic about one of our previous campaigns recently and i looked so terrible in it#back to being paranoid about being a terrible person that no one likes
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im nayeon x fem!reader ; smut!!Â
synopsis: your roommate is aware that you hate her and she likes irritating you but oh no she just now realizes youâre hot and wants you so bad
warnings: kinda porn w no plot ; smut!!! ; mentions of alcohol ; hate fucking(???) ; degradation kinda ; insulting each other as they fuck yesss ; face riding ; comp sci major!reader *shivers and shakes* ; fwb-ish but not really ; nayeon is umm lowk manipulative but only if you squint , maybe? ; not proofread as always
wc: 5.1k
a/n: computer science major slander (i'm jealous) and also i donât like the pacing but oh well maybe u guys will (i'd be such a great writer if i werenât lazy af... )
with a groan, you lift yourself off the bed after hearing a loud thud. tiredly, you blindly reach for your phone and check for the time with squinted eyes: 1:04am.Â
a low âfuckâ leaves your lips while you struggle to sit up, still hearing the impact of bodies crashing against the walls and the faint sounds of a woman and man groaning through the bedroom door. Â
nayeon is home.Â
this is a bi-weekly occurrence; your roommate nayeon stumbles into the apartment all hot and heavy from the alcohol that was in her system, and then you can hear her getting all intimateâagainst your willâwith some random person sheâs found at the various clubs she cycles through. to be completely honest, you donât care for her midnight rendezvous, just as long as they donât bother you.Â
however, this night sheâs bothered you greatly; youâre fucking irritated.Â
just when you had finally sought solace in the arms of sleep after hours of laboring over a project, your few minutes of rest are abruptly shattered by the intrusion of nayeon. âall drunk and insatiableâwhoâs barging into your room whilst some average guy latches onto her neck. he doesnât look like he knows what heâs doing, but it doesnât matter because nayeonâs senses are too fucked to really pay attention to that.Â
âget the hell out of my room.â you yell angrily towards the two. to say you were annoyed would be an overwhelming understatement, you were furious.Â
âahâfuck, sorry y/n,â she responds, voice all airy and light whilst the manâs hand slides down to play with the edge of her dress. âwrong room baby, letâs go.â she says whilst pushing the man off her a bit, much to his dismay.Â
they both leave the room, still attached to each other with their hands roaming and gripping at anything. to make matters even worse; they didnât close the door behind them.Â
âfucking whore.â you scoff, falling back down on your bed and groaning. Â
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im nayeon is an indescribable pain in your ass and unfortunately, she also happens to be your roommate.Â
for the most part, you generally pride yourself on your composure and tolerance, but living with nayeon has truly put your patience to the test. she's irresponsible and unreliable, which regularly pushes you to your limits. you find yourself frustrated sharing an apartment with someone whoâs always falling hort of your expectations. she's falling far from them, really, and itâs almost impressive.Â
she has a knack for disappearing into the lurking in the apartment while you're away, often entertaining friends and leaving behind a mess in her wake. the audacity she possesses to neglect simple chores like doing the dishes or tidying up after herself borders on infuriating, youâre fighting the urge to bodyslam her into the mattress sometimes. it's as though she expects the cleaning fairy to magically swoop in and restore order while you're left to pick up the pieces of her irresponsibility, maybe she thinks youâre the fucking cleaning fairy.Â
living with her was hell, you donât even know how she managed to keep up with her courses and stay sane with how she lived her life. she was a pretentious, sassy little thorn stuck in your skin.Â
but still, there are two things that keep you tethered to the apartment, even if it's a bit embarrassing to admit on factor. one: the rent is cheaper, and your shared living space is nice. two: nayeonâs fucking hot.Â
the truth is: nayeon is the epitome of physical allure, the hottest person you've ever laid eyes on. as much as you resent her for her shortcomings, you find yourself unable to ignore the pull of her undeniable visuals, which whispers against the urge to pack your bags and leave. Â
you despised the stupid allure of her face, the way her figure teased and tempted, and the fact that she held the power to have you on your knees if she poked you in the right ways. it grated on your nerves to know that you weren't the only one drawn to her; half the campus seemed to be either enamored with her, aspiring to be her, or eager to get into her pants. and she wielded her beauty like a weapon, using her "pretty privilege" to her advantage. Â
the feeling you had towards her was bitter, but the attraction you had made things complicated.Â
it was easy to mask your little attraction for your pretentious roommate with annoyed comments and irritated glares, but deep inside you wanted her in ways that you could never admit out loud. countless daydreams and very questionable thoughts about her invaded your mind at the worst times possible, espeically when she was near.Â
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your irritation mixed with attraction was mutual. nayeon felt the same way about you; what a match.Â
at first, nayeon found herself irritated by your stuck-up demeanor and seemingly perfect self. your involvement in various extracurricular activities, dedication to your studies, and honestly majoring in computer science major as a whole contributed to her initial impression of you as someone who had it all together. it was a stark contrast to her own carefree attitude and laid-back approach to everything, which built friction between the two of you.Â
(nayeon could never do all of that, study for hours and keep her shit together. and god, especially watching you type for two hours straight already made her head swirl. how does someone do that without losing their shit? she wonders if youâre okay)Â
from nayeon's perspective, you were nothing more than a stuck-up bitch in her shared home, always fussing over cleanliness like a relentless clean freak. it striked a nerve every time you scolded her for leaving behind a couple of dishes or a few stray bottles of alcohol. if it bothered you so much, why not just pick up after yourself instead of constantly complaining?Â
despite the irritation you stirred within her, nayeon couldn't deny the undeniable truth: you were actually pretty cute for a nerdy, uptight roommate. in fact, she'd even go as far as to admit that you were pretty hot.Â
nayeon has seen the people in the computer science department, most of them are men who look like theyâve never spoken to a woman or gone outside for more than thirty minutes a day. you on the other hand were quite the sight, someone nayeon would describe as âeye candy.âÂ
and yeah, she kind of overlooked the fact that you were her type after you had yelled at her so much, but then there was this one little moment that changed her mind. maybe she could tolerate you more.Â
(maybe nayeon had to put looks first in this case.)Â
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some thursday afternoon, while you typically would be found either buried in books at the library or enjoying the afternoon at a cafĂ©, nayeon found herself in a predicamentâshe couldn't find one of her favorite t-shirts. with frustration growing, she decided to take matters into her own hands and went into your room to see if it had somehow ended up there, given that you were supposed to be out. Â
to her surprise, she discovered that you were most definitely home, a fact that caught her completely off guardâespecially when youâre home in your room, in the middle of taking your pants off.Â
she barges into your room to see you with your shirt off and the fly of your pants down, revealing some of the logo of your victoriaâs secret underwear. your cheeks flush a dark hue of red when you realize sheâs invaded your privacy, and you quickly cover your chestâwhich, is already covered since you have a bra on, but god is this whole situation embarrassing. Â
after you literally push her out the doorâslamming it shut with embarrassmentânayeon stands outside the door with a newfound interest. Â
nayeon couldn't fathom that someone who dedicated their sanity to lines of numbers and letters on a screen could look so good. there was something mesmerizing about the subtle groove tracing down your stomach, hinting at the definition of your abs, or the glimpse of your bicep as you hastily covered yourself and scolded her for intruding, maybe even the hint of muscle on your shoulders. whatever it wasâall nayeon knew was that the little mishap of you not locking the door and giving her the chance see you like that piqued her interest without doubt.Â
and after seeing you half naked? the image of you, with your shirt off and the hint of your physique tantalizingly on display? holy shit you had her fantasizing a little (a lot) more than she already had been; she needed some of her fantasies to come true. Â
your roommate had already been attentive to your quickâand evidentâglances on her body and her lips. she also noted the subtle bite of your lips when she swayed by, your eyes barely caught her, but she noticed it all. getting her fantasies to become a reality seemed easy enoughâprobablyâand she was determined to make it all happen. Â
she knew she already had you starting to wrap around her finger, just by those observations, so it should be easy enough to get you hot and heavy, right?Â
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âoh look whoâs finally fucking awake.â you mutter, turning around to see the hungover, marked up woman emerging from the hall. Â
nayeon rolls her eyes at you like always and simply responds, âoh shut up, donât be a drag.âÂ
âiâm a drag? iâm not the one barging in at one in the morning the same night my roommate stays up to actually do their school shit. not only that, but that fucking guyââÂ
âwas a terrible kisser,â nayeon cuts you off, pinching the bridge of her nose. âi kicked him out so can you please justââÂ
âno!â you scoff, surprising nayeon with this burst of anger. youâre much more irritated than usual, which is weird. nayeon suspects that itâs because sheâs never accidentally stumbled into your room, and to be fair; this was kind of intentional. Â
you see, nayeon thought that if she could make you a little jealous, itâd increase the chances of you intervening. just what she wanted.Â
âi couldnât fucking sleep and i have a really important assessment today.âÂ
âyeah yeah, move over i need some tea.â nayeon says tiredly. upon hearing her response, you clench your jaw tightly and lean against the marble counter, gripping it with one hand tightly to suppress your annoyance.Â
your roommate looks at you and a laugh slips out accidentally. after hearing that, there's probably a vein visible on your forehead, maybe your neckâsomewhere.Â
that was your last straw.Â
angrily, you lift yourself off the counter and swiftly advance towards nayeon, pinning her against the fridge with force. the impact reverberates through her as her back meets the cold surface, while you lean in closer, your eyes narrowing with intensity. Â
now, this should not be turning nayeon onâsheâs going to blame it on her hangover and whatnot, and maybe the fact that whoever that guy was and whatever he did didnât really satitate herâbut it does. Â
with barely an inch of space separating you, your height advantage allows you to tilt your head down, locking eyes with nayeon with a glare. the tension crackles between you like a firework, itâs thick and palpable, your look shows restrained anger. despite how furious you look, there's an unexpected allure to you, drawing nayeon in even as she senses the little reprimanding youâll give her.Â
âdonât give me that fucking attitude nayeon. youâre fucking unbelievable, youâre a fucking slut, you know?âÂ
âyeah?â she says, a smirk tugging at her pretty, plump lips. Â
you feel your body tense as soon as you start to take in the proximity of the two of you. gulping lightly, you move yourself away just an inch, but nayeon pauses you, pinching your collar.Â
âoh donât get so timid now, you were just fuming earlier pretty.â she laughs. âkeep going. this is cute, i like this. what did you call me again?âÂ
as nayeon's eyes flicker from yours to your lips and back again, the tension between you is like pushing down on a spring, and itâs about to pop back up any moment. sensing an opportunity, nayeon skillfully navigates her way out of the looming scolding, her allure becoming a potent weapon against your mood. she begins to weave her charm, coaxing a reluctant softening in your expression. despite your initial anger, you find yourself drawn to her, you canât let yourself slip up, not now, not when sheâs the reason you might fail your assessment.Â
âyouâreâ youâre so... fucking irritatingâŠâ you mumble the last part of your sentence, voice getting smaller. you push yourself away from her and shake your head, trying to conceal your blush. nayeon giggles before going back to making her tea, the tension in the air like an invisible weight pressing down on you, and this whole morning might just completely flatten you down from how distracting itâll be the whole day.Â
nayeonâs relieved, at least youâre not scolding her while she dips her chamomile bag in and out her little mug of hot water.Â
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the day is filled with the events of the morning, with you struggling to finish various lines of code because the feeling of nayeon toying with your collar lingers, and nayeon trying to force the thought of you finally snapping in her head.Â
seems like the two of you are trying to avoid the same thought, despite how badly you two want it.Â
it's palpable that thereâs something in the air that needs to be swatted away, and nayeon knows youâre too much of a coward to really do anything about it, so sheâll figure somethign out. Â
one thing about im nayeon: she always gets her way, no questions asked, no matter what it takes.Â
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nayeon finds you on the couch typing away later that night, probably doing some homework.Â
nayeon plops down next to you, intending to tease and push you over the edge. you turn your head after feeling the cushions under you shift, immediately grimacing once you see your roommate.Â
âwhat do you want?âÂ
âwhat, i canât sit next to my roommate?â nayeon questions, âiâm just going to watch tv, if you donât like it you can leave.â Â
âwhore.â you mutter under your breath, quiet enough so she doesnât catch what you say. Â
your roommate lounges lazily on the couch and rests her head against the armrest. as she reclined, her hair spilled over, framing her face like a halo. nayeon's gaze wandered lazily around the room before settling on the tv, and with a languid movement, she turned to lay fully, bending her legs so they didn't intrude into your personal space.Â
your jaw tensed, a visceral reaction to the sight before you. the light from the tv in the dimmed room accentuated the allure of nayeon's figure. you couldn't help but steal a glance, your attention momentarily torn away from your screen by the annoyingly captivating vision in your periphery.Â
casual sweatpants adorned her figure, the looseness of the bottoms from brandy allowing for comfort yet teasingly hinting at the eye-catching curves of her terribly alluring figure beneath. the fit of her tank topâcropped just enough to expose a sliver of her toned midriffâeffortlessly made your gaze linger. the fabric clung to her silhouette in all the right places, revealing the subtle contours that sent a subtle jolt through the room and your veins. you completely forgot about pretending to be irritated in that brief trance.Â
the tank top, snug against her skin, revealed a gentle dip of her collarbone, an enticing invitation that you took note of. the image staying in your head even as your attention returned to your screen. a flush settled on your cheeks as you tried to focus again. the ambiance of the room, however, remained penetrated with the downplayed sensuality that lingered in the air. you huff lowly. she's winning whatever game this is without even trying.Â
after typing at your laptop for a bit, you hear the faint sound of people talking in the background. you look up from the screen and see some show playing, then turn to see nayeonâs head turned toward the tv. Â
shaking your head, you redirect your attention back to the assignment in front of you; the task is quite easy, but itâs insanely tedious and for some strange reason nayeonâs presence isnât helping you.Â
nayeon shifts on the couch and sits upright against the cushion, you donât bat an eye. your roommate is sick of you being academic, sheâs bored and wants your attention. needs it, maybe.Â
âwhenâs that due?â Â
without turning your head, you respond, ânext week.âÂ
âwhy do it now?âÂ
âwhy do you care?â your tone is impatient. âand besides, itâs better to get things done earlier.âÂ
ânerd.â nayeon sighs. she scoots over and peers at your screen, putting her hand down beside you to prop herself up and when she leans over, her boob smushes against your arm a little. Â
you glare at her. âarenât you usually out? itâs a friday night.âÂ
she shrugs. âdidnât feel like it.â and after she scans the screen one more time, she leans away (to your dismay) and continues on with whatever drama she had been watching. Â
the thought of her boob being smushed against you lingers, embarassingly itâs almost tattooed in your mind for the next half an hour.Â
when you finish your assignment, thatâs when you let out a big, hefty breath and close your laptop. Â
nayeon's annoyingly melodic giggle dances in the air as you sink into the plush couch, surrendering to its embrace that eases the pain in your shoulders. after savoring your few seconds of tranquility, your thoughts drift to the comfort awaiting you in your bedroom, your bed, peace and quiet, being enveloped by the blanket. Â
as you start to stand up, a delicate yet firm grip clings to your forearm, delaying your departure. nayeon's touch, like a sirens call, invites you to linger, gently coaxing you to stay a little longer.Â
she bats her eyelashes at you. âstay here.â Â
you brows knit. âwhy would i stay with you?â Â
âwatching shows alone is boring, and i know your ass isnât going anywhere tonight.âÂ
you groan in response and decide to give inâyou might as well lounge on the couch for a bitâearning a smug smile from your roommate. she unpauses her show and you allow yourself to ease into the cushion, then watch with her (against your will), only to immediately tense up at the scene that unravels before your eyes.Â
two girls appear on screen, and theyâre kissing each other. Â
theyâre close, kissing, and then fifteen seconds pass and boomâtheyâre eating each otherâs mouths sloppily, groaning and everything, tongue and all. you shift in your seat when you feel a weird pulse down at your core.Â
ây/n,â nayeon starts, âhave you ever even kissed someone?âÂ
âof course i have.â you respond, crossing your arms. Â
nayeon turns her head in surprise and tilts her head. âseriously?âÂ
âyes, is it that surprising?âÂ
âwell, youâre always cooped up in the house and whatnot⊠didnât think you had any game.âÂ
âi hooked up with someone last month for your information. i'm not a homebody.âÂ
âyeah? sure, you did.â she laughs, shaking her head. you roll your eyes at her.Â
âfuck you.â you mutter, keeping your eyes on the tv and watching the two girls undress each other. âdo you always watch shit like this?âÂ
âwhy, does it turn you on or something?â nayeon asks, shifting closer to you. a lump forms in your throat.Â
you shoot a quick glare at her and lie, âno.âÂ
nayeon laughs in amusement after pink dusts your cheeks. âyou seem pretty flustered baby.âÂ
what the fuck?Â
as you meet her gaze, a wave of surprise washes over you, mirroring the hunger that burns in her eyes. nayeon's laughter tumbles from her lips, enchanting and playful, as she places her hand delicately on the couch. leaning towards you, she ignites a spark that makes your heart skip a beat. feeling a sudden urge to be closer, you subtly shift in your seat, captivated by the exhilarating simplicity of the moment and giving into nayeonâs intentions.Â
âi donât believe you.â she says.Â
âwhat?âÂ
âyouâve never kissed someone, hell, like you could even fuck someone.âÂ
âexcuse me?âÂ
she just laughs at the mix of emotions coming from you; your cheeks are dusted pink, but your tone and expression displays that regular irritated look of yours.Â
then she bites the corner of her lip, finally easing into the reason she even bothered you in the first place. she leans a little closer, lips hovering near your ear lobe, and giggles again.Â
âhow about you prove that youâve fucked someone, hm?â nayeon suggests, raising her brows. âthat you even can.âÂ
your breath trembles slightly, youâre stiff in your place.Â
âif itâll shut you up then... fine.âÂ
she clicks her tongue, then pulls away from your ear. now sheâs looking at you with a shit eating grin, you want to wipe it off her face.Â
the air stilled, your breath shook, and nayeonâs hand inches to your forearm. her other hand grabs the collar of your shirt, pulling you in and your lips meet in the middle.Â
she tastes like cherry, well, her lip gloss does.Â
your hand finds its way to the back of her neck, pushing her deeper into you so your lips can hungrily slide and suck and gosh, everything, all of the above, both a and c, you name it.Â
the last thing you had on your mind for the friday night was kissing your roommate aggressively. initially, you were just going to finish the assignment and take a nap or something, but this? itâs much better than what you had planned originally.Â
nayeon practically takes your breath away after simply kissing you, just the way your lips lock makes you greedy. you groan accidentally, embarassed until you have nayeon groaning into you too, even louder for that matter.Â
you pull away for a brief moment, voice a little shaky and out of breath. âis this why you bothered me? are you that horny that you wanted me to fuck you?âÂ
âoh shut up, itâs not like youâre against it.â nayeonâs right, youâre not. not in the slightest.Â
âfuck youâ is uttered from your lips before you crash your lips against her again, taking the air from her lungs again.Â
the kissing quickly escalates and your tongues are in each otherâs mouths. youâre both unashamedly moaning and groaning into each other carelessly, itâs funny how quickly everything escalated within seconds, the boundaries between whatever you two had dissolved like sugar in boiling water. you shift yourselves over so that nayeon is under you, both your knees on either side of her legs. you reach over for the remote to pause the two girls who were mirroring the two of youâwell, the two of you started going at it after they did so maybe it was the two of you mirroring them.Â
each subsequent kiss felt as electrifying as the crackle of sparks dancing in a bonfire. the more nayeon deepened the kiss the more it drove you crazy, irrationally enough to continue kissing her and slip your hands under her shirt.Â
nayeon sighs blissfully as you kiss down her neck, her fingers tangle with your hair while she claws at it aggressively, and still, the pain from her grabbing your hair only turns you on more.Â
âfuck,â she groans when you suck on her neck, sinking her nails into your tricep.Â
âslut.â you mutter, smirking against her. âso easy to rile up.âÂ
unashamedly, nayeon begs and begs for you until youâre biting down on her skin, repeatedly uttering your name until youâre leaving marks thatâll have her friends wondering who ruined her this timeâand this time, itâs not some person sheâs run into at the bar while tipsy.Â
still, she could get drunk just off of you.Â
you start to undress her, starting with her top and taking a moment to gaze at her undeniably alluring figure. strands of hair just barely stick to her forehead as she gazes at you breathlessly with eyes full of lust. she moves her slender fingers to work at the edge of your shirt, urging you to take that stupid t-shirt you have on off so she can get a sight of your surprisingly exciting figure. maybe sheâll get a better, longer view of what she had seen that night she walked in on you changing.Â
âfuck, why have you been hiding this?â she mutters, sliding her hand down your side. âgod you fucking bitch.âÂ
âif i didnât youâd be all over me, you fucking horny mess.â you spit back harshly, but the way you moan when nayeon latches her lips onto your neck completely rids of that fake, irritated tone of yours. Â
nayeon ends up on top of you in a matter of seconds, thenyouâre groping her ass shamelessly as you two devour each otherâs mouths again. hands tug at whatever else covers your bodies until itâs just the two of you skin to skin. everything that had just happened in the span of ten minutes was for sure ten times better than whatever else had been going on in the movie.Â
you can feel her grinding desperately against your thigh as you kiss her, feeling the moisture from her needy cunt that dampens your once-dry upper leg. you palm her breasts blindly and feel her gasp against you, and then nayeon forgets how to breath when you press your thigh up and against her, adding more stimulus.Â
she moans frustratedly, the feeling of just your thigh against her throbbing pussy is far from what she needs. so, sheâs putting her hand on the middle of your chest and pushing you down to lay flat on your back. she bites her lip blatantly before lifting her hips away from your skin.Â
you furrow your brows in confusion and begin, âwhat are youââÂ
âshut up,â she grunts, shoving one hand in your head and gripping your hair so rough that you whimper. she shifts over so that her pussy is directly above your mouth and orders: âjust eat, bitch.âÂ
this is something you canât argue with her about, and fuck youâre hungry. Â
thereâs a meal waiting for you that youâve been craving, you canât just lay there and starve.Â
eagerly, you lift your head up a bit to meet the aching in between her legs; sheâs so wet and youâre definitely teasing her about this laterâbut who knows how long it will take until itâs later.Â
she moans louder than ever and it surprises the both of you, it only leaves you wanting more of her, wanting to hear her when sheâs at her limit. your nails sink into the flesh of her thigh as you devour ravenously, taking note of what makes her twitch more and what earns lewder noises. what earns noises that turn you on more than ever.Â
it doesnât surprise you how shameless she is during sexâclearly, she isnât ashamed of seducing her roommateâthe way she rides your face so desperately gives you enough to know how she is.Â
nayeon likes when you suck on her clit, she grips your hair tighter with each âpopâ sound thatâs made after you release the suction. sheâs easy to read, her cunt is easy to adjust to.Â
âfuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,â nayeon moans, leaning back little while she continues to ride, head tilted back and face almost parallel to the ceiling. âgod-- fuck, oh myâshit, keep going,âÂ
you can see her tits from your view, nipples all perked up while you grip onto her thighs tighter, feeling her shake in your grasp. Â
nayeon's like an alarm clock, ticking and ticking away until the alarm rings, her cry echoing through the room, hand gripping at your hair tighter than ever as her head falls back. you continue to savor her arousal even after she came, earning little whines and whispers of your name.Â
âoh, y/n, just like that...â Â
you're doing all the work now, which only helps with your aversion towards her, but still, youâve made her moan, cryâall of the above, so at least thereâs something to use against her.Â
and then she lifts herself off of you, letting your head rest back against the seat of the couch so you can catch your breath. Â
when she looks down, all she can make out through fuzzy vision and overwhelmed senses is the puff of your lips, hooded eyes, and fucked up hair; everything about the sight of you is a product of her desires, a fantasy thatâs been lingering in her mind now come true.Â
âslut,â you mutter, almost breathlessly. âyouâre really loud, you know.â Â
âfuck you.âÂ
âalready did.â you retort, giggling. âletâs go for another.âÂ
âoh so now look whoâs a horny mess.â nayeon responds, moving over to sit on your lap.Â
you sit up, holding yourself up with your hands placed behind you. âyou just never shut up, do you?âÂ
nayeon smiles before tracing her finger along your skin. âdo you me want to?âÂ
you look at her amusingly before shifting positions so sheâs laying down flat on her back, with you hovering above. the two of you kiss again, nayeon savoring a the traces of arousal off you, a muffled hum of delight vibrating against your locked lips.Â
she pulls away, thumbing your nipple and making you groan surprisingly. you pull away to glare at her.Â
nayeon laughs, âwow, youâre so--âÂ
you cut her off by shoving your ring and middle finger in her mouth, she almost gags, but the way she sucks obediently is enough to tell you that sheâs enjoying this.Â
âyou just never shut up,â Â
in response, she moans with your fingers still in your mouth, right before you pull them out, skin coated with her saliva.Â
you bring your fingers down to her cunt, teasing her folds.Â
âletâs change that.âÂ
#miinatozakiii#twice x reader#kpop x reader#twice imagines#nayeon x reader#im nayeon#im nayeon x reader#twice smut#twice nayeon
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New mouthwashing fans are starting to get on my nerves "Why is there so much J*mmy" It's from Jimmy's perspective "Why don't we see [insert character] more" It's from Jimmy's perspective "Why are all the characters so annoying" It's from Jimmy's perspective. "Why-" IT'S FROM. JIMMY'S. PERSPECTIVE.
I CANNOT KEEP HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS. JIMMY IS AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR, THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT. Anya is annoying, overly emotional, and useless because that's the way Jimmy perceives her. Swansea is a depressing, annoying, grouchy, unhelpful old man because that's the way Jimmy perceives him. Daisuke is a stupid, naive, inexperienced, sheltered rich boy baby because that's the way Jimmy perceives him. Please. For the love of everything good in this world, learn what an unreliable narrator means. Everything we see about the characters and setting - save for flashback segments - we see through Jimmy's eyes. The narrative is entirely controlled and viewed by Jimmy. That is literally the whole point of the game.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing jimmy#anya mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#mouthwashing swansea#slamming my head into a wall repeatedly#ozzposting#ozz bitches
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⊠Pairing: Portgas D. Ace x Reader ⊠Warnings: cussing/language, use of alcohol, mature content ⊠Spoiler: none
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It annoys you that you're starting to develop feelings for Ace. Unlike you, he's just unreliable, messy and has no brains. Sure he's hot as the sun but how can a woman like you be into a guy like him?
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"Hey gorgeous, watcha doing?" With his stupid big grin, he steals the sun you were enjoying a moment ago. You exhale a little annoyed but don't look up from your book. You calmly flip the page.
"Isn't it obvious?" It comes from your lips. You sound rather bored by his unnecessary question, but it's impossible to ignore the displeased undertone.
"Mmm bitey as alwaysâŠ" Any other man would be offended, would insult you and leave but Ace finds it quite amusing. He finds it rather fun that you're not throwing yourself at his feet.
Your eyes remain on the words in your book. You won't grant Ace the satisfaction of giving him a single glance. You would only be forced to look at his sly smile and his splendid torso. Gross.
"Okay, let me see what you're reading?" Ace's hand reaches for your book and now he is the one flipping through it. You are a little perplexed, your hands still in the air as if you had the book in your hands, but the confusion quickly fades and you stand up, annoyed.
You want to take the book away from him but all your efforts are in vain because he skillfully keeps you at a distance. You accept your defeat and cross your arms in front of your barely dressed chest.
You just wanted to sunbathe a little before you drop anchor ashore, but Ace has to annoy you again.
Your eyes rest on his utterly beautiful lips. You despise yourself for your thoughts while he reads a few lines from your book, but you listen to him intently and after each sentence you have to laugh a little at his comments even though you roll your eyes. He looks pretty hot as he tries to analyze your book... with a strained expression, he thinks about those things he read.
"âŠThat's why Cunt describes the awakening, or rather: the awakening, of reason as a second birthâŠ." he quietly mumbles the rest to himself "âŠa beginner who is able to begin for himselfâŠ.????" He frowns very hard and gestures at the book.
"Who the hell understands that!" You put one hand on your hip and snatch the book from him, with a puff of annoyance.
"First of all, I understand it and secondly, it's pronounced Kant and not Cunt!" - "Yea sounds the sameâŠ"
He seems confused but doesn't quite understand that he has just named one of your favorite philosophers a cunt. You roll your eyes again, you've done that so many times now, that you should be getting dizzy.
Arrogantly, you walk past him and toss your hair over your shoulder. Ace's confusion quickly fades as he inhales your sweet, floral scent, which has a pinch of salt from the fresh ocean breeze.
"I'll soften you up, y/n." He calls after you and without you turning to face him, you flash him your middle finger.
Once in the kitchen, you made yourself a drink to calm your nerves. You know that you're a pretty deep woman, but you've experienced several times that men aren't interested in woman like you.
As soon as someone realizes how smart or intellectual you are, they simply turn their back on you. You are sick and tired of people only liking you for your appearance but not your inner self. Why is that? Is it too exhausting for them? Are they too stupid?
You exhale in frustration and throw a straw into your drink. This is the very reason why you are not happy, that you like Ace. He's not exactly the brightest candle on the cake, but he has that special spark, that makes you want to keep your eyes on him. What if he just wants to get his hands on you and then throws you away like the others?
"You're groaning a lot again, little lassâŠ" You flinch as if lightning struck you and you slowly turn around, only to see Marco drinking his coffee and browsing through the newspaper without looking at you.
"Gosh Marco⊠Tell me you're here, jeez!" You put your hand on your chest while leaning against a wooden plank.
The man looks up at you from his newspaper with an raised eyebrow.
"I was here first." He rustles the paper briefly to get it back into shape and turns his attention back to the latest headlines.
"Besides, how can you be so blind and not notice me? It's not like I'm hiding hereâŠ" Mumbles the commander of the first division. You stop as you sip your drink.
He's right. He's obviously sitting at the table. You should have seen him when you came in, but you seem to be too absorbed in your own thoughts.
"Whatever, sorry."
You wave him off as you walk back out the door.
The sun greets you directly and you notice that the deck is a little busier. Apparently we'll be docking ashore soon. You're walking across the deck towards the railing when someone calls out to you.
"Hey y/n you should start getting ready, we'll be in Mocktown in 10 minutes." Says Jozu, who is hauling in the sail with a few shipmen.
"Thanks boss!" You call out to your commander.
You could already see it in the distance, the island of Jaya. You quickly made your way to your private cabin. Of course you don't want to go ashore completely in a bikini, even if the weather is good, but Mocktown is still a criminal city and you have no desire to be seen as a cheap prostitute.
You quickly put on a short pleated skirt, attach your gun holster to your thigh and for a moment you think about whether you should just leave your bikini on or put on a shirt. You shrug your shoulders and think to yourself, why not?
Even if some idiots whistle after you, you'll always be at the safest place in the world with your crew members. After all, you're one of the Whitebeard pirates.
Just before you were about to go ashore with Whitey, you stop on your heels.
You watch as Ace is already on land, in the company of a few lightly dressed girls. You can see how much he enjoys being wooed by the beautiful women. He's such a show off. You think to yourself as you roll your eyes.
"Well well, where are your eyes going again, sweetie." It wasn't a question... Whitey knows exactly who you're watching as she stands next to you at the railing. She rests one elbow on the railing and puts her chin in one hand.
"Just look at him⊠The way he flaunts himself in front of those chicks and acts like a clown... bleurgh..." Not in a million years would you admit that the show Ace gives these women is fucking dope. He plays with his devil fruit power like a fire eater, juggling fireballs, surrounding himself with flames and giving the ladies a little show.
It clearly annoys you and somehow you don't like it, that the ladies are allowed to admire Ace so obviously.
You don't think twice and start to act. You point one finger in Ace's direction and move your index finger in small circular movements.
Behind Ace, who is still playing with his fire, the water on the shore rises without anyone noticing. When the water is high enough, you pull your finger slightly to the right and all the water falls on Ace and extinguishes him.
Steam rises from Ace as he stands in front of the women, drenched in water. He tries to shake some of the water off him, which makes you laugh.
You quickly leave the ship with your friend and together you go to your troop of the third division.
Whitey hooks her arm into yours and comes a little closer to your ear so no one can hear her words.
"You jealous, beastly bitchâŠ" You give her a humming laugh. You may be jealous, but what does it matter? That crush will soon fade away anyway.
While you and Whitey ran a few errands for the whole crew, Jozu waited for you and watched who went in and out of the store. Two beautiful women like you need to be protected in a shady place like this. It's not that you're weak, it's more like a rule.
You came out of the store with a lot of bags. Jozu's eyes widened as he looked over the bulging shopping bags.
"What have you bought again? Do we really need all this?" He questioned but also grabbed all the purchases to carry them for you.
You look up at the tall man with a raised eyebrow.
"Well listen Jozu. You're lucky we do this shopping, if we didn't, we could wipe our asses with meat because food is all YOU think about!" You boldly point your finger at your commander, who shrinks back a little with beads of sweat on his face.
A nervous laugh escapes his lips and he apologizes quietly.
"Save it boss. At least we can decide what quality the paper is. The last person who was responsible for this basically bought sandpaper!" You complain with your arms crossed as you walk down the street. The commander and Whitey laugh at your little tantrum, but your walk is suddenly interrupted when a small child falls in front of you and different items fall from his arms.
Bread and fruit rolled across the ground and to your feet. The boy hastily jumped up and picked up the food. You didn't hesitate and went straight to the ground to help the child. You immediately notice how anxiously the child looks around and seems to want to get away very quickly.
"Hey are you okay kiddo?" You ask carefully with so much care in your voice, which is rarely heard from you. You are known for being quick and merciless, but with children you become a big sis.
The boy, no more than 8 years old, looked up at you with fear in his eyes when he saw the Jolly Roger on your skirt. Again he dropped his food, fell to the ground and frantically scrambled backwards. Meanwhile, you can hear an angry mob in the distance. You suspect the boy has stolen the food by the look of him.
No shoes, torn clothes and a dirty face. The sight makes you sad; it reminds you of yourself. You were just like him before Whitebeard took you in.
You stand protectively in front of the boy and Jozu and Whitey also stand around the boy so that he is protected from all sides.
You keep your hand ready to draw your revolver in case of need. The angry people shout and demand that you hand the boy over, but you're definitely not going to do that. The little boy didn't even steal much and from the looks of it, the food seemed more like scraps that the stores threw in the trash.
You click your tongue. You can't believe they get so angry when it's just a few pathetic scraps. You lose your patience and in the blink of an eye you've already shot all the angry people in front of their feet. The people were visibly frightened by your speed and people around you started whispering.
"Oh my god it's the Whitebeard pirates!" - "Look! Jozu, the commander of the third devisionâŠ" - "And isn't that the right hand; the Revolver?"
By Revolver, they mean you. That's your nickname, but only for the rest of the world. In fact, you have to thank the Marines for that cool nickname. They didn't know your real name because you were just a teenager living on the street, you were born without a name.
Back then you were already pretty good with a revolver, it helped you keep yourself afloat but it was a dirty life. You quickly became known to the Marines and had your own wanted poster with the name 'Revolver'.
Then one day you came across Whitebeard and you set your mind on robbing him... You knew who he was but you were ignorant and thought you were faster than him but you were definitely no match for Whitebeard... You could count yourself lucky because he saw potential in you and asked you to join his crew.
Whitebeard was also the one who gave you your name and since then you see it as your duty to make him proud as a daughter.
You suddenly heard a man's voice calling from above and your gaze went up to the roofs.
"Hey, what's with all the ruckus?" The sun blinds you a little and with squinted eyes you could make out Ace's silhouette. Ace landed in front of you with a wave of fire and the people froze, no longer looking angry but more like they were shitting their pants. One of them took to his legs in his hands and screamed as he ran away.
"Nope, the commander and the revolver are already a big deal, but you can't survive Ace's devastating fire!" Ace just laughed like a fool and held his stomach as he watched the wimps make a run for their lives.
Your attention was on the boy who threw himself crying into your arms. You stroked his head and Jozu and Whitey picked up the food again.
"Hm, unfortunately the food is already pretty dirty⊠you can't eat that." Whitey whispered to Jozu.
When you notice a shadow above you, you look up at Ace, who was looking at the boy with a serious face. The look surprised you quite a bit, There is no trace of his usually playful expression that Ace always has.
He crouches down to you two and reaches into his pocket to pull out a bag.
"Hey little guy, do you live alone?" The little boy sniffled heavily before answering him.
"No, I live with my mother and two brothers..." - "Heyyyy, I have two brothers too!" The boy turned around. The fact that Ace was talking to him seemed to calm him down a little. No wonder, Ace had once again made a unique appearance and looked like a cool superhero. You watch Ace interact with the boy.
"Really?" - "Yeah, I'm the oldest of the three of us!" The boy wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"I'm also the oldest of usâŠ" - "Yeah, that's what I thought⊠You just wanted to look after your family, didn't you?" Ace said as he looked at the food. The tears rolled down his dirty cheeks again as the boy nodded in agreement.
"You know what? This should be enough for now... buy plenty of food with it and make sure no one catches you with that much money!" Ace placed a sack full of money in the boy's hand. The weight caused the boy's slender hand to drop a little and his eyes widened with tears.
"Are you serious?" Ace just smiled at him with a nod and patted him on the head. He straightened up again and your eyes went up to him, mesmerized by his kindness. He gave him quite a lot of money and once again you found another reason to like Ace. The way he treated the child warms your heart, but inside you curse yourself...
When you arrived at the pub, you took a seat in a corner, where a few others from your division were already sitting and the waiters brought you your drinks.
Ace, on the other hand, begged and pleaded with the owner of the bar to let him pay later, but the owner knows the area and doesn't trust anyone to pay their debts.
You could no longer stand to watch your second commander beg a measly bartender and with an annoyed groan you made your way over to Ace.
"What do you want Ace." You say coolly, not even looking at him. Ace quickly realizes what you're up to and his sad face turns to joy.
"Food and booze!" He puts his hands together as if worshipping you. You somehow like that he makes himself small and a tiny smile appears on your face.
"Let the man order what he wants, I'll pay for it." - "Awww y/n, you got something good with me!" You raise an eyebrow as you look into his wide grin. He's pretty close to you and you draw in your breath inaudibly as your heart threatens to explode but you don't let it show on the outside.
Before your face turns completely red, you turn around and go back to your seat.
How you missed just sitting in one of those shabby pubs, laughing with your comrades while prying ears tried to listen to the stories you could tell.
But today it's all about fun and relaxing, so there's nothing important for the shady characters around to catch. Anyway, you wouldn't be stupid enough to discuss important things in public. Maybe their eyes are only on you because they are curious or even tense.
With every sip of your drink, the desire to mess with one of the dark figures increases. You're in the mood for a bar fight, because the last few weeks have been pretty quiet.
You were undercover in Alabasta for a long time and two weeks ago your crew picked you up again. You're glad to be out of there. All that sand and the dry air has damaged your skin and you've really missed life on the Moby Dick.
You realized that a lot had changed during your absence, because suddenly there was a new commander. The commander of the second division to be precise. Jozu had informed you about the latest events from time to time, but you hadn't expected Ace.
"Hey doll, I've never seen you here beforeâŠ" A halfway attractive guy blabbered at you from the side while swaying and leaning onto your table.
Your eyes shift to the side without moving your head. That guy reeks of alcohol... Brave of him to talk to you, but maybe this could be the entertainment you've been looking for?
Your lips are curled in to a malicious smile. You look up at him with your dreamy eyes.
"What's up, big boy?" you wink at him in a seductive voice. You can probably get a few drinks out of him while thinking about how much money you've already spent, since Ace drinks like a hangover is just a rumor... If the drunk refuses, you can always blow a bullet through his head and be done with him.
It was easier than you thought to wrap the rascal around your fingers and he bought not only you a drink but also the others! You almost felt sorry for him when you pulled his wallet out of his coat but well⊠you're a thief and a pirate. It's his own fault because he couldn't take his eyes off you. It was just too easy.
"Ohhh y/n that was really nasty again. The poor guy really thought you fancied him."
You answer your commander with a little dirty laugh. Unconcerned, you shrug your shoulders and sip your newly snatched drink, paid with the money you stole from the guy whose name you don't even remember.
"'Aww come on⊠it's funny. The 'poor' guy, as you call him, will arrive at the hotel, go to the room and meet whoever the hell is there!" you laugh diabolically until tears gather in your eyes. You're not the only one laughing⊠the others are laughing too and even Jozu has to admit to himself that it's hilarious.
You've done this a couple of times and every time you've proved how dick driven guys can be...
You really played with that guy's mind when you flirted with him. Little random touches and your laughter sounded so sincere as he told his stories... But in the end, guys usually want more than just to sit in a pub with you, so you always come up with something new.
On the way to the pub you saw a hostel⊠So you wrote down that exact hostel and a room number on a piece of paper. You told him that you would meet him there later at 8 pm because you still wanted to have some fun with your crew and the idiot believed you.
Whitey started to laugh, she seemed to be imagining the whole thing.
"I wonder who he'll run into in that room?" You all burst out laughing. Too bad you won't find out.
The evening went pretty well and you have to admit that Ace is a pretty cool guy. He was one of the few who raised the mood and you kept catching each other sneaking glances.
The table gradually emptied until only Jozu, Whitey, Ace and you were left. Jozu told you the story how Ace wanted to kill Whitebeard at the beginning. The stories made you laugh like crazy. You were already stupid, but killing Whitebeard? That's crazy.
You caught Ace blushing a little and scratching his head in shame while Jozu was talking, but he let Jozu talk about his stupid actions. Because of his sweet expressions, your laughter slowly died down as you looked up at him. Over time, your seats had changed so that you were sitting between Whitey and Ace and you press your elbow into his side.
"Oh don't make such a face Ace. I think that makes you really likeable!" Like the buddy you are, you raise your drink to him and symbolize that you want to clink glasses with him.
Ace froze for a moment because of you. He wasn't used to you beeing like this but he actually likes this side of you. He returns your grin and clinks glasses with you.
Usually you're not that bitchy. You get along with everyone. Ace is the only one you were so distant with from the start, and not just because he swept you off your feet. It sounds shallow, but from the first moment you saw him, you felt a spark inside you. A slight tickle in your chest.
The real reason for your cold manner is rather because he was given the position of commander of the second division. You worked really hard for the position and were one of the few candidates, but suddenly he comes along aaaand gets the job. You didn't even know that Ace was the one when he stood in front of you. It was only later that Jozu told you that he was the one who got the job and the spark in you shattered like a mirror.
But you have to admit that Ace is still doing a good job. He's actually pretty strong. You remember how some wannabe pirates tried to attack you, but Ace quickly wiped them out by setting their ship on fire. It was kind of beautiful⊠this burning ship in the middle of the oceanâŠ
"Hey girl what are you thinking about?" Whitey nudges you while you're lost in thoughts holding your chin in your hand.
"AceâŠ" you babble, responding directly to her question but in a rather absent manner. All of you react immediately to your answerâŠ
Whitey looks at you with a raised eyebrow while Ace freezes as he drinks. You quickly realize that you've somehow admitted that you were thinking about Ace. Oh dear, you probably had a little too much to drink⊠You straighten up and clear your throat.
"âŠAce⊠tell me⊠where are you from?" You try to rock the boat, even though you think it's in vain, but luckily for you, the dark haired man answers you and joins in ignoring what you just said. The mood is a little awkward, but from the outside you don't allow to show any signs of embarrassment⊠On the inside, however, you're ripping the hair from your head in humiliation.
"Oh dear, look at the clock, it's almost 8pm⊠I think I'd better get back to the Moby before that guy comes back after he finds out I'm not staying at that hostel." A little slyly, you laugh into your hand as you stand up.
"I should go with youâŠ" Ace gets right up and wants to follow you "âŠyou know, in case you run into him and need some firepower." You look back over your shoulder at him and grin as he forms a finger gun with his hand and shoots little balls of fire.
"Do what you gotta do FirefistâŠ" You voiced his name a little sexier than you intended, but you're so drunk right now that you don't give a fuck.
As you walked side by side through the dark alleys, you had the feeling that you didn't want the evening to end. You are alone with Ace. No one would tease you for it, seeing how well you get along with him all of a suddenâŠ
"Hey Ace⊠Wanna go flick some rocks on the waterside?" He looks at you a bit surprised, while you continue to look ahead.
"Yeah sure, sounds fun!"
And so it came that the two of you were flicking stones over the water's surface a little away from the city. You made it a competition to see how many times you could bounce the stone on the water and you expected nothing less than Ace to have a good hand.
You watch him as he skillfully swings out from the hip to throw the pebble. His muscles twitched slightly as he released the tension in his body. It's a good thing he runs around without a shirtâŠ
As you both watch the stone splash across the surface, Ace breaks the silence.
"Listen y/n, I know you were supposed to get the commander's spot and I think you would have pretty much rocked the positionâŠ" You perk up at his wordsâŠ
I would have got the position? You've never heard that before. Ace had to grin a little when he saw your questioning face.
"Yes, Edward told me that he wanted to leave the second division to you⊠But in the end he decided against it." You both took a seat on the beach and you looked thoughtfully at the open sea.
What made him choose Ace as commander and not me? What does he have, that I don't?
Ace finally gets a chance to look at your face in peace. You look so harmless and gentle as you gaze out to the sea. Your eyes literally shine due to the moon's reflection in the water.
"Do you want to know why?" You turn your head and look directly into his black eyes.
"SureâŠ" you answer a little absently as you look repeatedly at his lips. Ace leaned back, propped himself up on his elbows and looked up at the starry sky.
"He told me a lot about you, how he took you in and how he views you. He treats us all like his children, but he once said to me that if he had a daughter, she would definitely be like youâŠ" You pull your legs towards you and hide your smile. You know he treats you a little differently from the others, that's definitely no secret.
Even though you were thirteen when he took you in, he was the parent you've always longed for. He raised you and taught you your values. He has a great influence on youâŠ
Even though these words flatter you, they don't satisfy you. You lean back and cross your arms behind your head.
"Well, if I mean that much to him, he should name me commander of the first division!" You say cheekily, but more in a funny way. Ace bursts out laughing and lies on his side to look at you.
"I don't know why either⊠I think you're super strongâŠ" His praise is like music to your ears and it makes you even happier that he doesn't stop.
"I've heard the name Revolver a few times, but your wanted poster didn't reveal much about your appearance⊠There were stories told around the taverns⊠about the legendary Revolver shooting faster than his shadow and being quick as lightning." You start to laugh.
"Sounds like a cowboy." Ace looks down at himself, smirking, and you stop laughing when you notice him taking off his hat.
"The only thing missing is the hatâŠ" he whispers to you as he puts his hat on your head. For a moment, you find yourselves trapped in the endless silence. You have already blocked out the sound of the waves and the only thing you can hear is Ace's breathing.
You think you've never looked into someone's eyes for so long before and if you're honest, you don't intend to look away. You catch your breath as Ace brushes a strand of hair out of your face and as a response to his warmth, you slightly open your mouth.
"The first time I saw you on the Moby Dick, talking to Whitebeard, I knew you were the special daughter, but I would never have guessed you were also the Revolver." - "Ah yes?" You ask him a little provocatively, meanwhile you've also rolled onto your side so that you're both facing each other with your upper bodies.
Ace is giving you a hard time, as he absently goes with his teeth over his lips, while looking down to gather his words.
"I actually thought the legendary Revolver was a guy who could be a good mate." His eyes glance past you as he grins a little sheepishly.
"Oh are you disappointed that I'm not a guy?" - "Quite the oppositeâŠ" He carefully moves his hand over the sand until he touches your fingers like it's just pure coincidence. You don't quite react to his touch, you're more interested in what he says next.
"You're also not from bad parents, FirefistâŠ" The heated atmosphere between you is hard to ignore. Ace finally dares to lean down towards you and you can already see what's coming. You place a finger on his lips and gently press him back.
"But I don't have time for playing games with boysâŠ" Your words escape your lips in a whisper as you search his eyes for a reaction.
"I'm not a boy y/n, I'm a man." He couldn't have said it better. His words trigger feelings in you that you desperately want to explore and lightly you support yourself to rest your lips on his.
The kiss is so gentle and innocent, as if your lips have to get used to the incredible feeling. The fire that Ace ignites in you is a thousand times stronger than anything you've ever felt before and yet your lips barely touched.
Your chest expands with excitement as Ace increases the pressure on your lips and grabs the back of your neck with one hand. You lean back slightly and enjoy the feeling of his hold.
"Ace?" You break the kiss and speak softly against his lips.
"I don't want to share a man. I want you all to myself, you understand?" You know that Ace is a womanizer and you have the feeling that he could break your heart⊠no matter how much you enjoy this⊠you're still crew members.
"I'd be crazy if I didn't take Whitebeard's favorite seriouslyâŠ" Ace's words on your lips make everything in your stomach twist and somewhat out of control, you lean against him. You want to feel his fire.
You don't hesitate for long and your lips quickly meet again. This time neither of you takes the time because this rising feeling is so strong that you both have to let it out.
Ace's other hand wanders along your side while still holding the back of your neck. The tingling sensation gathers directly in your lower middle and you throw your arms around his neck, causing Ace to fall backwards a little. Eagerly, you explore his upper body with your fine fingers and go up and down his muscular frame.
While Ace gains access into your mouth, he pulls you by your arm onto his lap so that you sit on him without your lips parting once.
You begin to feel like you're craving another body for the very first time and slightly out of breath, you pull away from his lips.
You look down at Ace as he stares up at you with hungry eyes. His gaze is already so fucking hot and you long for more reactions in his face.
Your hand goes lightly to your back to undo the bow of your bikini but Ace stops you.
"Let me touch you y/nâŠ" His voice is deeper than usual and there's something so playful about it that you can't help but surrender to him completely.
Ace's hands wander along your side until his hands are on your breasts. You've been used to the cool air for a long time, but it's Ace's hands that gives you goose bumps as they brush against your bare skin. Your nipples harden as Ace brushes your bikini top aside.
For a moment, he enjoys your womanly curves and the way the moon glistens on your skin.
"You're so fucking hotâŠ" Ace suddenly comes up to you and pulls you into an intense French kiss. You rest your hands on his shoulders and moan slightly as he places skillful kisses on your neck. His hands rest on your hips only to push you back and forth on his lap with circular movements to relieve his arousal.
Ace knows exactly the right moves to get you going and caresses one of your nipples with his tongue while lightly pinching and pulling the other.
These overwhelming sensations make you laugh like a dirty whore as you start to move your hips to feel his erection against your wet panties. You are happier than ever that you are wearing a skirt today. But you don't want to have a dry fuck as you are far too wet for that. You want to feel Ace's dick sliding inside youâŠ
You push Ace backwards and force him to lie down while you undo the belt of Ace's pants with your free hand.
"So we're about to get down to business, huh?" he grins dirtily at you as he crosses his arms behind his head. You run your tongue over your teeth and return his grin.
"We'll have plenty of time to explore each other thoroughly, darling." You wink at him and his breathing quickens a little as you grab his member to get it out of his pants.
Fascinated, you run your hand up and down his shaft, causing the otherwise ruthless man beneath you to whimper in relief. His cock gets a little firmer as your hand touches it, to which your cunt reacts in equal measure.
You lift yourself up a little, pull your slip to the side and place Ace's already hard cock in front of your entrance. As the tip of his cock touched your soft folds, a shiver ran down your spine and you slowly let its entire length disappear inside of you. As he filled you completely, Ace moaned in a deep, satisfied voice.
"That's never felt so good as it does now y/nâŠ" His broken voice sends the next shiver down your spine and the growl in his voice runs through you.
At first you wanted to move slowly to get used to the filling sensation of his glory but Ace had other plans...
He bent his legs and started thrusting into you, sending you into bliss over and over again.
You're really glad that you're far away from anyone because you can fully indulge in the sensation and moan to your heart's content.
You have no idea how long this up and down has been going on, but you have the feeling that hours as well as just seconds could have passed.
You lean down to him to taste his lips on yours, but you pull away again because you enjoy it more when you straighten your back as Ace fills you up completely. You don't even think about stopping riding Ace and when you see his hat you somehow have the urge to put it on.
With some effort you reach for Ace's hat which was lying in the sand and put it on while you enjoy riding him to the fullest. The sight of you topless, in just your skirt and his hat, is enough to drive Ace crazy. He can barely contain his voice and moans like he's never done before.
"Mhhm yeah, ride me, cowgirl." His voice a little hoarse and dangerous.
That's probably the second nickname you really like.
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#one piece#ace x reader#portgas d ace x reader#portgas d ace#one shot ace#ace one piece#portgas ace x you#portgas d ace smut#portgas d ace one piece#ace x you
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people went from "lestat is the villain louis is right" to "louis is the villain lestat is right" so fucking quick like dont yall get it?! they're all unreliable, lestat, louis, claudia, armand every single one of those motherfuckers are unreliable as fuck and thats the fun of it!! stop trying to make someone be right and putting them in boxes and let them be monstrous and complex!!! (also please for the love of god stop doubting everything louis says the second a white man disagrees with it it's very telling). but yeah they're all monsters and complex and annoying and dramatic and beautifully written, please stop categorizing them into "villain or not" the whole point of the show is to explore evil and what it means and it's complexities
#i needed to get that one out#like im definitely not perfect and can be guilty of this at times#but please stop reducing them to stereotypes and one dimensional guilty or not type characters#vampire chronicles#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv series#amc iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#armand#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#claudia
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ahhhhhhh, the fairy dust! it's such a cute idea! Can we please have more of this, Miss Bonny?
He's sorry things went this way- he really is. Things really just got out of hand- some random guy having spotted you and the worldwide-known producer and composer in town, photos quickly spreading, rumors growing out of hand.
And yet, you didn't mind. Not one bit, it seems like.
Yoongi knows that you're probably moving too fast. You've known each other for not even half a year now, before you decided that maybe trying out a relationship might not even be such a bad idea after all. If the public already believes it, why not make it real?
Yoongi has to admit that he had to get used to you at first. You're staying over a lot more, your shimmering fairy dust by now a constant presence wherever he looks- though you were right that its only really a lot during winter. Oh- and your size.
In certain situations, you tend to swap shape- turning into a pixy sized version of yourself without much of your control. Its mostly when you're nervous, or get spooked, or even when sick- and to be fair, sometimes, he even finds it quite convenient.
"So, what about your more personal life?" The interviewer asks, making it more than obvious what he's talking about. You're sitting on one of the cameras after all, having agreed to stay during the whole ordeal despite your shyness turning you tiny.
"Well I believe that's already public knowledge, isn't it?" Yoongi answers dryly, still pretty annoyed by the way his privacy was invaded, even if it was a push into the right direction.
"I mean, a little? People are wondering who the fairy was who seemed to have charmed you." The man sitting across from him asks. The young journalist is visibly intimidated by Yoongi, and not just because of what he is beneath his human appearance.
"She is someone who chose me." The dragon hybrid answers. "And I chose her as well. There's nothing more to say about it." He replies.
"So, it's more of a professional agreement then?" The interviewer asks. "No love involved?"
At that, suddenly, Yoongi changes. Slowly, his normally professional and rather composed nature dissolves into an almost shy smile, as he shakes his head and disagrees.
"I think love is a broad term, no?" Yoongi begins to explain. "Love can be.. a lot of things to me. I've always found love around me, left and right." He offers. "I've stopped looking for love in a person a long time ago. It felt.. too unreliable, you could say." He goes into deeper detail, before his hands move in front of him in gestures underlining his words. "But then, I realized after starting to enjoy more and more new things happening around me, that they're all, connected, you could say." He smiles.
"Connected to that person. And that's all the public needs to know." He answers finally, while you stare him down with wide eyes.
All this time, you thought he just.. kept you around in order to get used to you. To become familiar, due to the fact that he felt obligated to now that the public believed you were a couple. You thought you were annoying him, that your fairy dust was messy, that your random spurts of pixy-form change was a nuisance and most likely weird to him.
But to hear him talk to you in such a way, makes you feel like he actually wants you. Not because of any obligation he feels.
And especially as he makes sure that you're comfortable the moment you change out of your pixy form again in the hotel room, shy but tender kiss shared as he reassures you that you're perfect for him no matter what-
you know that he's your person too.
#bts imagine#bts ficc#bts x reader#bts hybrid imagine#yoongi x reader#yoongi imagine#min yoongi imagine#min yoongi x reader#yoongi fanfic#bts x you#bts fanfic#bts fic#hybrid imagine#bts fanfiction
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Hey! I was thinking of trying to write something for you about DU Drow but after a trying to gather stuff about him via your page Iâm struggling to get something substantial for his personality- like I get it mostly (I think?) but itâs hard to put into words (which makes it easier for me) so if itâs not too much to ask; how would you explain DU Drows personality and maybe some of his values? - if you donât mind! I love your art BTW!
Man, this is a tough ask and I MADE the guy. The fic is definitely the best place to see his personality in action, but it is also 20 chapters long so far - and I'm a fairly reasonable man.
Before I get to any descriptions, there's two important things to note: A) Overwhelmingly, his looks do not match his demeanor. and B) DU drow is extremely hedonistic in practice. He might claim to have certain beliefs or standards but hardly ever practices them.
Anyways, I present to you: The guy, more-or-less summarized to the best of my abilities.
BEHAVIOR: Purposefully standoffish. He wants to be noticed, but he does not want to be bothered. He's a little bit stiff with his body language and mostly makes use of head/neck gestures to assert his sentences and signal his level of interest. On that note, me makes it extremely obvious for the socially-versed individual to tell what he thinks of them - he hardly ever tries to hide if he's disinterested, annoyed, or having a laugh at your expense. He expresses emotion through his face a normal amount, but his default look is eerily bland, and subtle emotions might go unnoticed because of his eye-color and thin brows.
As it is with most people, the more uncomfortable he is with a situation the more stiff and inexpressive he becomes, and vice versa.
SPEECH: DU drow is very much well spoken, and simultaneously very blunt. He abides by most conversational formalities (definitely more formal than you would assume him to be) and basic etiquette. He will greet you and he will say please and thank you even if clearly not meaning it or feeling like you're unworthy of the gesture. Sometimes, he does it just to be patronizing.
With all of that in mind, he has a tendency to use violent turns of phrase and analogies to express himself, this applies to both negative and positive feelings. That being said he's aware of social norma and knows full well when things are or aren't appropriate, even if sometimes he chooses to ignore that and be weird anyway - usually with the purpose of intimidation.
He is the most earnest and sincere with very close friends (quite literally only Astarion and Shadowheart) and rather curt with everyone else unless you catch him in a particularly good mood. He's a little chummier with dwarves and duergar (he finds them amusing and fun to hang out with) and reserves a slight bit more tenderness and kindness for children and mothers, especially if they're elves. He's also fond of animals. He is dismissive of gnomes, goblins, bugbears, half/full orcs and hobgoblins. He despises githyanki and drow. He treats humans fairly respectfully but thinks they are a far lesser race than pretty much all others.
He has a very dark/offensive sense of humor and a tendency to make well crafted, but cruel jokes or quips about sensitive topics. This goes for everybody, including people he's on good terms with.
VALUES: Here's where things get tricky. DU drow is both a hypocrite and a unreliable narrator of his own story, not to mention deeply unfamiliar with his own inner-workings and feelings. Politically, he would be the guy who doesn't vote, doesn't want to pay taxes and dreams of living off the grid, who thinks everybody should pull themselves up by the bootstraps and that it's a dog-eats-dog world. He hates systems of government, authority figures, hierarchical structures and archaic customs. He believes it would a chaotic but functional world if people governed themselves.
In practice, he doesn't stand for anything and gladly overlooks injustices and things that don't align with his supposed values as long as they favor him, or just don't get in his way, and easily makes exceptions for things on a whim. He's indifferent to slavery; unless it's Astarion's. - He thinks humans are a worthless pet-race, except for his dearest and nearest friend, the half-elf Shadowheart. He thinks Half-orcs are intellectually inferior, but he will gladly be chummy with them if they amuse him and make for good-company during a night-out.
INNER WORLD AND INTIMACY: DU drow is extremely unfamiliar with his own emotions and very often comes up empty when he has to justify or explain anything that is based on feeling, while simultaneously operating on impulse and instinct for the vast majority of the time. He is subject to fear, resentment, and insecurity as much as anyone else, but carries a deep shame in acknowledging his own vulnerability at all. He is very intense when it comes to love, however, and shows no reluctance in expressing it through his words and actions towards the people he cares about. He does care for the levels of comfort of those dearest to him though, and doesn't bombard them with it unless the moment is right, or if overwhelmed into doing so. The same applies to physical affection - he's extremely comfortable with it, but cares deeply for respecting the boundaries of his loved ones. When it comes to strangers, he only touches them outside of combat if there is some kind of power-game at play.
A couple of other things that might be of note:
-He likes creature comforts, but is also fine with going without them and won't ever complain about having to live, sleep, or survive in less-than-ideal circumstances as long as he feels in control of the situation. -He can be enticed by valuables and gold because they make the immediate future easier, but he doesn't seek a life of vast riches. -He is not an alcoholic but probably has a binge-drinking problem. -While he is fond and respectful of animals, he has no issues killing them if the situation calls for it. -He pretty much always believes himself to be the most impressive person in the room. -He is not a vain man, but very much likes the way that he looks and to have it be acknowledged by his partner. -He believes faith, religion, and gods to be a waste of time.
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I hate how painfully ironically poetic lolita is. Dolores Haze died a nymphet. She was never able to grow into a woman, instead sheâs forever lolita, immortalized by death and never aging.
It all comes full circle and in the end- humbert humbert fucking won. Itâs now romanticized as tragic beautiful love story, a charming french man falls in love with his dream girl, a nymphet seductress. When really itâs a gothic horror, a cautionary tale about a child who is repeatedly raped and abused by a man that is supposed to be a father figure, a guardian, a protector. The âcharming french manâ is a stupid annoying oui oui baguette wannabe poet that never shuts up, and the ânymphet seductress â is a 12 year old child who dresses like a tomboy and likes to play in the dirt and read comics.
Seeing all the media surrounding this book and then reading it made me question if we read the same book. The lolita tags on tumblr are full of posts made by creepy old men or teenage girls who romanticise and glorify the abuse dolores went through. This is exactly what humbert humbert wanted- for the story to be viewed from his unreliable narrow perspective and weâre seeing that happen. Posts about fucking older men are tagged with dolores haze- a child sexual assault victim whoâs also a comfort character for people went through the same shit. Can you not get it through your thick skull how disrespectful it is? Sheâs not your nymphet seductress sheâs a child abuse victim.
#hi hi emo depressive phase over im back#English is not my first language and my brain is fried from exams please donât be mean#Anons are off because creepy men :/#Lolita#lolita novel#lolita by vladimir nabokov#vladimir nabokov#Books and reading#dolores haze#humbert humbert#unreliable narrators#gothic horror
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Helki compilation
Helki is a prisoner-turned-servant. Heâs a criminal canary and was implicitly one of Milsirilâs charges, and now that sheâs retired heâs become her servant.
He must have gotten into Milsirilâs good graces, wether through attachment or convenience, which is a feat considering Milsirilâs a socially anxious recluse. Interesting since itâs not like he seems like the agreeable type, shifty upbeat delinquent style⊠We really donât know much about him, not even what crimes he did, so thereâs a lot of space for speculation on all grounds.
Edit: Shanghai QnA with Kui gave us a new juicy morsel of info!
Interesting⊠The original answer in japanese is: ăăăżăă«ăšćăăăăȘæăäœżăŁăŠăăŸăăăä»ăćăăăźăæŻç”ŠăăăŠăăăźă§ăăăăăă«ăȘăăăźă§ăăŻăæș枯ăăŠăăȘăăăă§ăă That itâs written in japanese seems to say that there isnât the same double translation issue there was last QnA, so if someone wants to look at the original phrasing and word choices it can be done. Perhaps Helki-Milsiril has a more protĂ©gĂ© dynamic undertone than previously thought⊠"For various reasons", meaning circumstances that made it so the squad had to choose between saving him and saving their own skin, or like, "man this guyâs personality sucks we donât really like him"? Likely to be a mix of several things, since âfor various reasonsâ implies the situation was either complex or they had multiple reasonings. In either case, the phrasing is very much that Milsiril couldnât abandon him herself, and so a relationship sprung out of that. Another instance of outcasts seeking out and sticking with other outcasts in Dungeon Meshi. This could mean that itâs a bit less out of personal attachment and more out of a sense of duty on Milsirilâs side as well though.
Still edit: So then maybe him staying with Rin in that comic isnât that much because of work ethics or that he cares for kids (or maybe he does because he feels kinship to them, alone and mistreated), but because he didnât want to join the other canaries in that room chatting and laughing⊠Maybe the isolation was exacerbated because he became Milsirilâs favorite, teacherâs pet style, but Iâd also be careful about assuming the others disproportionately dislike him, it could be that they just donât really care for him. Why? Could be because of his personality, because heâs seen as shifty or unreliable or annoying, if an event, who knows who knows, but I like to think because of the Rin comic that he generally just tends to be a loner, that heâs "weird" in a neurodivergent vibe, he doesnât conform to proper social behavior which in elven society seems especially alienating. Heâs the only one with Rin to think of her sake, not only worth observing/caring for but also asks her to eat, but he does this with an offputting stare, not really emoting, and then well, the infamous alone with her staring munching covered in blood panel. He stands out. Iâm a fan of the theory that it was a "Helki? Not that I dislike the guy but Iâm not risking my skin for him" situation⊠Ok end edit back to older observations.
He seemed to be acting out of his own initiative in the Rin comic, he doesnât look thrilled to be there in many post-canary comics but he also seems content enough. He restrains Milsiril in the Mithrun cleaning comic which is interesting to think of for their relationship.
Itâs fun to notice how heâs the only one that didnât get bored of looking after Rin, and then reports back about her condition⊠Iâd say he was getting used to taking care of kids which would come with the job of serving Milsiril, but then, not enough for him to clean the blood off himself hah. In this way itâs interesting to think about his relationship to the idea of parenthood, heâs probably the closest thing to a father figure/male role model Kabru had growing up, without mentioning the other kids. I feel like heâd consider himself an older brother, cousin or uncle figure sooo much sooner than a father, but even then I do think itâs just his job and heâs not really invested or forming real relationships with any of them much.
Itâs curious to note that heâs dressed in canary uniform presumably after having been pardoned and living with Milsiril? Which you can tell by the armor bits (the yellow strips of spider silk). In the Kabru training montage and the Rin comic specifically. It seems very implausible for him to have still been a canary while being a retired Milsirilâs servant and being with her all the time, and the cleaning with Mithrun comic (where heâs not in uniform) happens after Utaya so it could happen after Kabru was taken in but around the time of the Rin comic. So why uniform? It could be one of the best outfits he has, so itâd make sense to wear it around especially if youâre sparring or getting⊠Blood on you? Could just be because that's how Milsiril wants him to dress. But yeah we don't know when exactly Helki becoming Milsirilâs servant happened. We do see Mithrunâs charge Cithis be tasked with taking care of him, so a charge being given a servant-caretaker role doesnât seem all that out of the ordinary, sometimes even prior to retiring.
Imo, if he doesn't work for Milsiril he goes back to jail/the canaries/has to try and get a job instead of just tending to her, so Helki is staying with Milsiril because she's the best option for him. Heâs her milsiril's personal servant and does mostly dull tasks involved in that. Heâs not particularly suited to the role but theyâve gotten used to each other to him so she took him with her, and he does prefer it to canary work so it works out decent for him. I think heâs used to reading her and managing her moods and heâs one of the rare social connection she has.
Under spoiler is stage 2 interpretation stuff, bigger speculation, in a reblog Iâll make soon Iâll go over my thoughts for stage 3 interpretation lol. Helsiril Iâm coming for you
Translation of the canary hierachy chart used is by Thatsmimi, here
#Dungeon meshi#spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Helki#Compilation#lmk if heâs pictured anywhere else#Helsiril my beloved I need 30 fics of you it shall have 10 metric tons of extrapolation from canon but it shall be tasty indeed#Might do comps/short explanation posts of the other minor canary characters like Misyl and Erique. Ik the Flamela shippers would enjoy#He has less screentime than Dandan. Tragic. Though I guess heâs just not even remotely involved in present canon business so fair enough#Helsiril#In reblog addition Iâll make⊠soon#I imagine him kinda being like Mickbell personality wise#Did you know soldier-turned-servant like here with the canaries was a thing historically. No really:#https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_(military)#He looks full of mischief⊠Alas shackles are minimizing the whimsy and he must act responsible and obey#Helki x milsiril#The helki-kabru potential dynamic is super interesting too#I do like to think seeing milsiril & helki growing up hammered âitâs use or be usedâ into him⊠Will elaborate in reblog#Helksiril
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I wish you would write a fic whereâŠ
âŠ.Jan-Olof decides he has had enough of Erik and Wilhelm's antics, escapades and scandals. He retires. His successor is a young man called Simon Eriksson. The moment Wilhelm lays eyes on Simon for the first time, he trips over his own feet and falls (in love). Simon, however, isnât impressed with the two princes. They make his job difficult. He canât decide whoâs worse. Pretty quickly Wilhelm is also annoyed because while he canât stop staring at Simon, Simon is exactly like J-O was: professional, conservative and boring (but also cheeky/rude when itâs just the two of them). They have lots of stupid arguments but thereâs also loads of unresolved sexual tension between them. Meanwhile Kristina watches everything from the sidelines and facepalms mentally.
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I was trying to think about this one and rotating it and I'm not so good at talking so here's like the short fic version of what I'd do! The angle I basically took here is about how anxiety from the outside often looks like rudeness and being judgmental.
Everyone knows this is a bad job. Itâs why itâs the one for the most junior member of staff. Simonâs often caused himself to question his life choices and the series of misfortunes that have led to him firstly working for the Swedish monarchyâa thing he ideologically opposesâand as a wrangler for Prince Wilhelm. His literal, full-time job is to make sure the Prince is where heâs supposed to be, upright, and in clothes. On day one heâs informed they need someone for this because it is extremely difficult.
The prince is unreliable, they said. Heâs used to being catered to and he doesnât consider how to make any one elseâs job run smoothly. Donât expect any consideration. He wonât practice his speeches and will act unprofessionally if you follow-up on his preparedness. Just put things in front of him and hope for the best.
Simon doesnât love the idea of being personal servant for a manbaby who is emotionally volatile in the workplace.
At first he thought it might not be so bad. Wilhelm introduced himself carefully, with a handshake and direct eye contact, dead serious like it wasnât ridiculous on the face of it. He slid Simon snacks under the table at their first interminable briefing meeting.
âI didnât think it would go this long,â Simon muttered as thanks.
âWhen you see the line âreview precedenceâ it means we have to list everyone who is going and what order theyâll walk in,â he whispers back with a grimace. âI always bring snacks when I see that.â
Simon files the note away and when he says as much to Wilhelm, Wilhelm rewards him with a real smile. His entire face brightens and when he does it reminds Simon that Wilhelm is his age.
All of that optimism dies the moment they have their first event where Simon is in charge of wrangling, without anyone else guiding him. And he canât find Wilhelm. Why did he think that Wilhelm would make an exception to his unreliability for Simon?
He runs around, dashing from room to room, as if a six-foot suit bedecked man might be overlooked in a corner like a stray pair of headphones.
The patter of rain on the window draws Simonâs attention by chance and then itâs his second heart attack. Wilhelm is out there. Soaking.
Simon dashes out and immediately feels the rain seep down the back of his neck. Itâs raining hard enough that it pushes at his curls, wetness worming its way in.
âWhat the fuck are you doing?â Simon feels hysterical. He grabs Wilhelmâs wrist. It feels like ice. He drags and Wilhelm follows him, feet stumbling. Simon closes the door behind them and starts to fret. Wilhelmâs hair is wet. His suit is wet. His tie is ruined. He got a whole onboarding document on the caretaking rules for silk ties. Exposing them to rainwater is not best practice. He doesnât know what heâs going to do.
Meanwhile, Wilhelmâs hair drips onto the parquet floor. He isnât saying anything. Heâs supposed to be giving a speech to this anti-drunk driving charity in ten minutes and if Simon sends him out like that, heâll get demoted in such a way that theyâll make his life miserable enough until he quits. He thought Wilhelm respected him a little but heâs just standing there, staring at nothing, looking bored. Offering no solutions, no explanations. Least he could do is apologise. Heâs not even looking at Simon, instead peering at the detailing on the baseboards. Now is not the time to develop an interest in design.
Simon is going to get fired. And Wilhelm doesnât even care. Simon supposes he has ultimate job security and doesnât know what insecurity would feel like.
âLook at the state of you,â Simon scolds. âHow could you do this? Is this hazing? My first time so you want to fuck with me?â Simon brushes at Wilhelmâs hair, helplessly. The front pieces have slid onto his forehead. âI get that this is nothing for you, but this is my job. I need this.â He takes Wilhelmâs tie. He pops the top button open. Maybe it looks intentional. âYou get everything handed to you. Iâm here to make sure you have your tissues and your shoes are shined and all your whims are taken care of. And all you have to do is show up and hand out some ribbons, shake a few hands. Would it kill you to take it seriously? Or at least, if you arenât, would you try not to waste my time? Your extremely royal highness? If that isnât too hard for you.â Wilhelm is just like the rest of them. Every rich kid at University who complained that the professors werenât nice enough to them, or who whined that they were broke because they spent all their money on drinks and movie tickets and for the first time had to consider a budget. People to whom it had never occurred to them that theyâd have to be careful about anything in their life. That theyâd have to think ahead or go without.
âYeah,â Wilhelm says absently. Simon stops talking. He glares at Wilhelm. âThatâs right. Isnât it?â The question sounds like itâs of no matter to him. Simon wants to shake him.
Wilhelm does it first, shaking his head, water flying. He wipes his hair with his hand, slicking it back as much as he can. Then he steps out.
Simon doesnât watch the speech. Heâs not allowed in the room anyway. His precedence is too low.
Later, he sits around with the staff, Friday night out to celebrate the week and starts to complain. Everyone laughs in that nostalgic way that Simon has never mastered.
âYou didnât bring an extra suit?â Margot asks. âSomeone didnât train you right. For his Highness you always have to bring a full change.â
âAnd his headphones,â Andreas jumps in. âIf he starts looking like heâs going to bolt, those can keep him in place for a bit.â
âAt least if he runs he usually comes back,â Karl says. It seems that everyone has a Wilhelm story. âItâs the hiding thatâs more difficult.â Karl is one of the older members of the team. He leans over to Wilhelm. âHis Highness knows all of the nooks and crannies in the palace. Every built-in cupboard and weird space under some stairs. Youâll get to know them too.â
The longer this goes on, the less funny it gets. Everyone had told Simon how difficult Wilhelm is, how spoiled, and heâd seen Wilhelmâs behaviour today as careless. But this is so consistent.
Then Margot hammers the final nail. âHe canât fit in the worst spots anymore. Youâre lucky. Trying to reach in to the top shelf of a wardrobe to get a grip on him while in heels was not what I studied for.â
âHow long ago were you managing him?â Simon asks. He feels the shape of the answer already.
She purses her lips. âTen, fifteen years ago? Donât worry, it wonât take you that long to get a better portfolio.â
So she was a grown woman and Wilhelm was what, seven?
He stands up. âI have to go.â
***
He goes to Wilhelmâs rooms at the palace. His badge gets him in the building but a guard stops him at the door. âNo staff entry to the princeâs private rooms outside of working hours,â she says firmly.
Simon hadnât thought about that. He didnât think about that.
He wonât push his way in.
***
Simon grabs Wilhelmâs sleeve at the end of the next briefing. âIâm sorry I snapped at you,â Simon says.
Wilhelm is staring at his sleeve where Simon has a hold on it. Simon lets go. Wilhelmâs fingers twitch, turning and curling towards Simonâs. He looks up at Simon and blinks. âIâm sorry?â
âNo, thatâs what Iâm saying.â This conversation is going weirdly.
Wilhelm looks confused. âFor what?â
âFor snapping,â Simon repeats.
Wilhelm doesnât look any less confused. âYou were doing your job.â He says it, almost questioning. Like why are they still talking about this.
Simon did not think he could feel worse, but Wilhelmâs total lack of understanding why anyone should give him any consideration makes him want to claw at his shirt collar.
Then Wilhelm is called away.
***
At the next function, which is a rose garden tea thing that Simon canât pretend to understand, Simon finds Wilhelm sitting on a bench next to a trellis.
âHi,â Simon says.
Wilhelm takes a big inhale, shoulders rising up and in. âAm I out of time?â
Simon thinks about it. Thinks about Wilhelm forcing himself out there. Then he says, âWant to get out of here?â
Wilhelm laughs. Then he takes a second look at Simonâs face. âOh.â
Simon puts out his hand. Eyes darting between his hand and Simonâs face, Wilhelm takes it. Simon tugs and Wilhelm comes easily.
When they go, they donât look back.
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floyd leech fic idea where you suddenly realize that he's conventionally attractive and it throws you off kilter for quite a while
- friends to lovers (MAYBE!!! I like writing those unspoken bonds wherein the romance is up to interpretation)
- maybe you guys are clubmates, or co-workers, or classmates, or WHATEVER! You're usually left to pick up his lack as a result and/or get left in the dust behind him when he feels like it.
- Floyd Leech is NOT for the weak. But you manage! And you manage it well it enough with balance school, work, clubs, and everything!
- that is, until one day it dawns to you: the guy actually looks good. clubmmates? he's got muscles. co-workers? man's rocking the mostro-lounge's uniform like it's nobody's business. classmates? Legit everything.
- there is NO way nrc's most reliable unreliable is as hot as he is.
- it does NOT help when he sees you and hooks his arm across your shoulder all buddy-buddy like usual. it does NOT help that even feeling his gaze makes you the tiniest bit antsy. it does NOT help that he catches on pretty quick.
- honestly, how he takes it depends on his mood. sometimes he's willing to put up with it: not like he can force you to feel any different, now, can he? other times he thinks it's the funniest thing in the world! you've gotten soo much more shrimpy and panicky lately! you never fail to surprise him. the worst times are when he finds it annoying. hush up, will you? he can hardly concentrate when you're a babbling mess. (granted, he wouldn't concentrate anyway, but...)
- when you finally spill the beans as to why you've been acting all weird, he just laughs at you. "that's it?" that's it??? you suffer hell and back from severe cognitive dissonance and all he tells you is "that's it?"
- things eventually find their balance after, like, a day. it's like the entire thing never happened. which is strange. you should not have gotten away with that.
- but now he's more touchy than before. a hooked arm around the shoulder is a more common greeting. he ruffles your hair sometimes. he recently adopted this silly little grin (you'd never tell him that to his face).
- one day the two of you are walking back from school, work, club, whatever, and it dawned on you: his hand is in yours, and yours in his.
(LIGHTLY inspired from Heroine to Idol, by Honeyworks. I've been on a nostalgia trip recently)
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