#annnnddd post

[scalematey]

[incorrectinfinity]

The ender dragon was kind of a milf

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

miss holloway

[transmascsunburst]

We need to steal Flash Sentry back from the 4channers as the queer tumblr pony mob.

Look at me he's not Mr.Steal your waifu he has negative 1 game the only people he can pull are horses. Flash is a loser and a nerd and I think its time we respect that.

[sadcena]

I'm stealing your gender as we speak

[edward-snowdenhands]

The next time I bake a cake, I think I'm going to use AP flour. I used cake flour this time and it was kinda sandy... I think this could be for three (3️⃣) reasons:

Overbaked (the light is out in my oven, so it was hard to judge doneness--should've done a toothpick test more than once!)

overmixed (i drizzled in the liquid ingredients with an electric mixer)

the "reverse creaming" method is just not that great (i had never heard of it until this recipe)

bonus! cake flour just does that! (i first used cake flour in a tres leches cake; the sogginess would disguise the crumb)

[ceoofcrimes]

considering men everywhere have had long hair forever from celebrities to average guy at the train station i really dont see how or why marvel would affect anyones perception of long hair ever

[linkedin-offficial]

collars of the colony

members of the colony werent always naked and bare in their prides regard. most of them used to wear reminders of their housekeepers and people, like the common housecat. it was normal to wear these reminders, like a tag, so others knew where you belonged.

not everyone agreed with these reminders, however. cats like jax and zooble felt annoyed by these restraints. jax wore none at all, as even the thought of being confined to such a small place made him seeth with rage. he loved his people, sure, but the idea of a grounding tag like this was too much. zooble on the other hand, tolerated such restraining reminders in the guise of their people, tossing it away when they werent. they knew they were smart. their housekeepers were the type to allow their presence to be outside the boundaries of their home. zooble knew they were lucky for this opportunity, and used it sparingly.

other cats on the other hand held onto their reminders longer than the average cat. cats like kaufmo and queenie felt that without such a reminder, the memory of their people would fade away into nothing. and how could such a cat let this happen? without housekeepers like theirs, theyd truly be nothing but more feed for speeding cars upon the darkpaths. theyd been given food, a home, and love. to throw away such a reminder was like throwing away a piece of themself.

of course, when it due time, queenie was the only one who couldnt seem to bare the burden of finally letting go. kaufmo eventually finally gave in, but he vowed to never let his memories of his people fade away. his vow and queenie's denial however, was not enough to save them from the dangers that demanded change, and dangers that soon lie ahead.

[martyrbat]

i would have loved to seen a gb BTAS story because i know mr conroy would have put his entire pussy into delivering the most devastating lines and would have me sobbing.... but alas.

[awesamforehead]

Ponk made a bee friend :D (that he trapped)

[kakyoinyoungpope]

I think neuvillette has big naturals under the judge’s robe

[mooncalf87]

Could ask about some headcanons on Rosoie and Alastor's beginnings in friendship?

YESYESYESYEYSSYYAGARTAD (explodes)

Rosie and Alastor becoming friends HCS!

They knew each other sense around 1934, but didn't really acknowledge each othwrs presence until 1950

They met at an overlord meeting

They actually hated each other in the beginning. Tried to one up each other for a solid decade until they were sent on an overlord heist together and bonded

FINALLY became friends in 1959, a good 25 years after they met.

They immediately hit it off once they bonded. Gossip girlys. The heist they were sent on was actually a failed mission because they kept getting too damn distracted

Once they became friends there was no looking back. They were the overlord power duo. Carmilla, the one who had sent then on that heist together, regrets every decision she has ever made.

When they became friends Rosie was married to a man named Henry, who was an absolute Susan-ish BITCH, so alastor helped her get rid of her

Murder besties from day one. These two are unstoppable if you put them into a room together with some weapons

Rosie got married again in 1964 (alastor called her a crazy bitch. (He was right too this guy was a jackass))

When the Disney movie "Pinocchio" made its way into hell with the sinners, they watched it together. Were absolutely terrified. They have seen the horrors that come with cannibalism and murder, but nothing could have prepared them for THAT.

They got legally married in 1971. It was a good way to fend off unwanted sutors from rosie

Once the new/proper LGBTQ terms finally started making their way into hell Rosie was HOOKED. She tried to educate alastor (he didn't listen. At all.)

They actually lived together in the apartment above Rosies Emporium for a while. A good twenty years before Alastor disappeared and then showed up at the hotel. Rosie never got rid of any of his things once he left. He still have a spare radio recording room in her hall closet.

Annnnddd that leads us to present day!!

I take any hc requests!! Check my pinned post! :3

[yolkie-squid]

Major doodle/drawing dump!!! (30 IMAGES, DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YA!!!)

heya!! Sorry I haven’t been active in a while, but I’m back n I got tons of drawings :oD (this is gonna be an extremely long post btw)

my silly moirails ( @oliviaatk ‘s) sillier character, Kreeg :oD ft. A mini Q and a mini Deriss (all Olivia’s oc’s!!)

Practice page with quite a few homestuck characters, as well as another one of Olivia’s oc’s :o] the characters from left to right, top to bottom Q (OC), Dirk, Gamzee, a very unfinished Meenah, Roxy, a scribbled out Nepeta wip, Karkat, a lil Tinkerbull :oD, Jane, Brobot, Dave beatboxing, another lil Tinkerbull, n Terezi!

More of Q, with Ashi, n they’re in trickster mode O_o as well as two trickster mode Dirks! One of which I digitalized!! But I’ll show that in a different post :oP

Self indulgent Gamzee page :oD

Silly lil doodle of Ashtavi n his matesprit Clufoh (another one of Olivia’s OC’s :o]), along with some texts of theirs!

some of these ones are from a few months ago but I don’t think I posted them- so here they are!!

Silly doodles of Ashtavi n Q ft Squishy guy from regretevator

More drawings of mainly Ashi n Q but this time Clufoh included nasty well as a little Equius n Gnarpy (regretevator)

Deriss n Q talking ab Ashi n Clufoh relationship, ass well as a panicking Ashi

A lil comic of Ashi n Clufoh (lmk if I need to type it out) n another doodle page of the moirails :oD

A fuck ton of lyrics, a doodle of Ashi n Clufoh, n a lil thingy of me n my moirail :o]

Ashi n Clufoh kissing :o0 ft a little doodle of my other moirails (@turnt3ch-g0d-h34d ) homestuck OC Judas :o]

Did I mention that Clufoh n Ashi have two kids??? Well now ya know :o]

so on this page we have (again, in order from left to right) Clufoh, Laszlo (bio kid), Cloknia (adopted) Ashi, Q, Deriss, then Zilpha (Laszlo’s kismesis)

also there’s a mini Envy n Molo on this page (another two of my other moirails oc’s :oD)

now onto my other sketchbook!!! (Final one for this post :oP)

a doodle of Acht n Agent 8 from Splatoon, with a lil drawing of Off The Hook in the background as well as a little bit of Captain 3. Then next to it is an actual drawing of Envy (TG’s OC :o]) and an actual Q drawing!! I’ll show what’s under the lil flap with words!

Parallel canon doodle with a lil bit of my own headcanons with the lore :oP

A very big drawing of Q, an actual drawing of Equius, a lil fleshcousin, a tiny Vriska bullying a tinier Eg(g)bert, a Gamzee n the persona of my moirail :oD (and very little OC’s of mine,, but this ain’t about them)

Pilby from Regretevator!!

My moirail n I :o] <>!!!

More moirails :o] (don’t mind the bottle cap and the gum, I had to censor a few things)

Darli n Jayden!! Jayden also belongs to TG :oP n there’s one itty bitty Q

Ashi not having a very good time ft. Q,, and Clufoh

Some more oc’s, Tangerine n Mary (Mary belongs to TG :oP)

Ashi n Q and Ashi n Clufoh :o]

Quite a few doodles, including God tier Q, Ashi, n Clufoh.

Merfolk au of me n Olivia’s oc’s

A lil more au stuff, including the merfolk au, succubus au of Envy n Molotov (TG’s oc’s) n some human au stuff of Ashi n Clufoh :o]

Ok so, there’s a few doodles of Ashi n Clufoh, a few doodles of Tanner (TG’s OC) n Selever, a couple of drawings of Judas n Reveta (both TG’s) as well as one of Ashi and Q

Me n my moirail, quite a few grubs, a couple doodles of my TG’s OC Vend, n more Laszlo n Cloknia drawings

Nadiah n Zilpha refs

A lot of sprites- plus Vend again and a secondary persona

Quite a bit of Laszlo with its moirail, n one drawing of it with its kismesis, multiple little Kinito’s scattered around, along with a little commander Tartar from Splat 2 Octo expansion!!

Annnnddd that’s it that’s all!! (for now) ty for takin the time to look at all my silly lil drawings n stuff, and I hope you have a wonderful day/night!!!

Honk :o]

[dsireland86]

Y'all!!!! I wished Kooter aka Dakota Sammons a happy birthday and he reposted my post to his Twitter 🥰🥰

If you don't know, Kooter is the touring and sessions drummer for I See Stars annnnddd...... Folio’s drum tech! He's replied to so many of my other tweets in the past, too! I just love him ❤️

[prylc]

HOLY SHIT. 100 FOLLOWERS ALREADY???

THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS TwT

Literally just one month ago, I was at around 43 followers and I somehow skyrocketed to 100 omg- edit: BRO. FROM THE TIME THAT I QUEUED THIS TO NOW I SOMEHOW HAVE 111 NOW WTH- 💖

Huge thanks to @zucchiyeni for hosting that dtiys cause its really helped others see my work <3 and and that magma you was really fun! Was rly happy I was able to get to know other amazing artists ^^

And another huuuuge thanks to @akitagure and @cats-artbag for helping me along the way. They've both been great friends, big inspirations and have helped me a lot with improving my art ^^ <3

Annnnddd thank you to all of YOU who have liked, reblogged, commented and followed!!! I love each and everyone one of yall 💖💖💖

Well, I think it's about time I do something for this huge milestone eh?

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I'm making my own, very first, DTIYS + RAFFLE!

More info will be posted soon ^^ (if it doesn't come out before 10 October, expect it to come out around mid nov cause exams ><|||. Especially since I hav another event planned with a friend already sjhskshsjsh)

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And again, TYSM!

[mondaymelon]

HIHII!! Could i request a rose-scented letter in a blue & white envelope with wax seal and 💭? With love, Heizou? Tysm Melo and congrats! :333

HIIHIIII adfjakdgjlasdjg thank you astrieee T^T here's your heizou ♡ enjoy!

tw: yandere implications

Hey.

Are you home?

I really am just asking you like I don't know, huh...

Haha, you're probably a little confused right now, aren't you? The famous, renowned Mister Shikanoin Heizou, writing you a measly letter, of all things. Although for you, it seems that there really is not boundary to what I can do, is there? We'll just have to see~

Hm, that's right. I have your number, obviously, so why didn't I just text you??

That's what you're thinking right about now, isn't it? Don't act too shocked, I know you as well as myself... maybe even better.

Ahem! There's a reason such things as letters existed back in the day, y'know? Man alive... they do now too, but there's logic why they were so effective! Imagine, coming home, seeing a pristine envelope made and folded with heartfelt emotion... just about anything could be written inside!

It was that kind of romantic mystery that sparked the people's hearts!

Annnnddd that may or may not be what I'm trying to do right about now. You don't need to think too much about it! I'd hate to worry you.

Now then... ah, right. I've been dawdling for far too long, but it seems I'm still a bit scared. Haha... would you look at that, my hands really are shaking as I write.

Sort of cowardly, isn't it?

But I guess every hero has their fair share of difficulties, and if this is the price I have to pay for being with you, then so be it!

...I like you a lot. You know that, right? I-I've been making that quite clear, haven't I...

But it doesn't just end there!!

You're just so beautiful, my precious lady. So, so beautiful. You take my breath away every time I see you.

And it's a shame I can't even hear your soothing voice over the sound of my own racing heart...!!

I think about you before I go to sleep, when I wake up in the morning... I can't help it, really!

I just - I love you so much I don't know what to do with myself...!!

...Hah... there, I said it.

I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable by saying this all so abruptly- Actually, let's be honest here. I'm not sorry at all.

Is it too much to say that I'll be expecting a yes?

Why you'd turn me down, I'd have no idea... but on the offchance you might...

Nevermind. I'll be preparing something. For later.

I'll see you tomorrow. I'll be expecting an answer.

With love,

Shikanoin Heizou

(a/n) PSPSPS FIRST POST OF THE EVENT DONE!! thank you all again ♥