#angus mcfife II

[blastedking]

Hunting wizards for sport vengeance.

[feyswilde]

noble and true with a heart of steel 🫡

[uupiic]

POV: some kinda weird bird hit your window while you’re trying to do Important Evil Wizard Stuff.

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From the ‘Keeper Of The Celestial Flame Of Abernethy’ by Gloryhammer.

Again, if I link to it, the tumbeasts will eat the post. Or the goblins will. Depends on who gets to it first.

[gabrielsellesty]

WELCOME DOOMED TRAVELER IN FORSAKEN REALM OF CHAOS

.... WELCOME IN IMPERIUM DUNDAXIA!

hahaha yes....ans also redraw of that part from video cuz why not

[insoucianceart]

Go ahead and tell me Angus McFife II doesn't look like Xisumavoid.

Come on, I'm waiting.

[mastomysowner]

By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost! by matildeyamamoto

[adrasteaeydiate]

Okay but I think this picture best describes what's going on in the album and about the album in general (my fav word currently: SPOILERS) :

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Ser Proletius (I don't have to explain, we all know (unfortunately) what's going on)

Angus McFife II when he sees a box with only emptiness and lies inside

Basically everyone during the grand g inal (except Angus ; *insert Yes, that's sad...anyway meme*)

Billy Bolesław (someone wrote Billy Colesław and I can't unsaw this 🤣🤣)

A saxophone ( Battle Sax 🎷) thrown violently by The Hootsman in Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol MV

Angus McFife II when he sees the poll (who is main character) results on the Gloryhammer Reddit and finds out he's losing to Robot Price of Auchtertool ( OVER THE ROBOT KINGDOM RULE ELECTRIC LORD OF WAR DESTINED TO REGIN FOREVERMORE 👑👑👑)

...and poor Mike who is Forever Clone

[electricpentacle]

Zargothrax: Combines loophole-seeking, absolute unhinged moon logic, and a splendid disregard for morality, good manners, the law or the wellbeing of his fellow contestants. Sally Phillips and Rhod Gilbert have nothing on him. Is frequently disqualified for "that was not a solution to the task in any way shape or form it was just surreal and upsetting" moments.

Ralathor: A soft-spoken heron-shaped disaster in the Mark Watson style, who perks up noticeably whenever a task can be solved by a complicated bit of engineering, which he actually does very well.

Proletius: Organised, focused, wants to do well, tends to go to pieces a little bit when presented with the more gonzo tasks. Gets very, very bossy in team tasks. During one particularly fraught art task, Proletius mutters "damn", shocking the rest of the contestants who know that in Proletius terms that's equivalent to "motherfucker" coming from anyone else.

The Hootsman: Is just here to have fun. Has absolutely no filter which means that occasionally he and Zargothrax form a kind of resonating field of Upsettingness. Frequently disqualified for forgetting the rules of the task and just doing whatever. He will argue with the Taskmaster about that.

Angus McFife II: Honestly he is just very happy to be here doing silly things with his friends. He has a kind of eager puppy energy which sometimes translates into genuinely charming and wholesome solutions to art tasks, and sometimes into overly ambitious and doomed from the start solutions to practical ones. Somewhere between Lolly Adelfolpe and James Acaster.

Team tasks:

Team Wizard, consisting of Ralathor and Zargothrax, generally manifests as a trail of destruction with a whirlwind of chaos at one end of it and a shellshocked heron picking up the pieces at the other.

Team Fife (named by Angus and Proletius: Hoots preferred Team Funk but was outvoted) mostly consists of Proletius attempting to herd the other two in the direction of a solution whilst Hoots and Angus gleefully fuck about. Greg has referred to them as "Proletius and his two clowns" on one occasion.

I think a fun challenge for people should be working out how their favourite characters would go doing Taskmaster. Would they be cool under pressure, find loopholes, mess it up entirely but have fun? Would the be the one who looks like they did well but then get disqualified? So many possibilities.

[king-of-dragons]

I know in universe all the Angus McFifes (Angii?) are played by the same person and meant to be somewhat interchangeable, but I think that's boring, so here are my headcanons for what each Angus is like.

Angus I is pretty much your standard fantasy hero. He's all about Honor, Justice, and the Chivalric Way. When Zargothrax attacked Dundee, there was no question in his mind that he would go on an epic quest to save the kingdom and free the princess.

Angus XIII, in Space 1992 is a bit of a playboy, he's the prince of a millennia old empire, so of course he's gonna goof off and fuck around on the moon beating up goblins. When Zargothrax reawakens he's completely out of his depth, so his first instinct is to do the same thing his great x13 grandpa did and get the Crail Knights and Hootsman to help out, but Proletius has been dead for centuries and has no idea how interstellar warfare works, and the Hootsman has been focusing on his Hollywood career for about as long.

Angus XIII in the Terrorvortex, however is much more in the game. He's lost everything he's ever known and loved, and also seen it all corrupted into a nightmarish parody of itself, plus he's now familiar with the kind of shit Zargothrax gets up to. He's wholly dedicated himself to the goal of wiping Zargothrax out, root and stem.

Angus V is a fucking nerd, he just wants to be left to his telescopes and unicorns. But then he found some fuckass prophecy that said he was gonna save the galaxy in the year 1993, so what's he gonna do, really?

Angus II is a machine of war, dedicated to killing Zargothrax. He was raised by robots and wizards in space for the sole purpose of fighting Zargothrax and never met another human being until he landed on earth and was greeted by the "Welcome, doomed traveler" guy in Imperium Dundaxia. Bro has developed new forms of trauma never before dreamed by man and he needs a hug, not a hammer.

[blastedking]

Robot Prince with regular prince for scale x)

[borealopelta]

mission control

fandom: Gloryhammer characters: Angus McFife II, Starlords of Eternity, Angus McFife V words: 1716 summary:

“You will be our eyes and hands in the timeline of the prophecy. You will do what we ask of you, you will wield this hammer as we command. You will handle the anomalies and keep problematic strands in line. You will ensure the correct progression of events and you will do so at any cost, even your own life. You are for us what that hammer is for you. Our weapon. A role you are not unfamiliar with.” Angus has a chat with the Starlords after the events of Maleficus Geminus.

happy first birthday to return to the kingdom of fife!!! have some sillies

[bean-there-done-that]

OK OK! So fun fact! Ralathor's missiles of nuclear justice are the reason I decided to get attached to ser proletius cause I was so salty about how anti-climactic it was after all the build up from masters of the galaxy. I was really looking forward to the epic battle :')

In album 4, Ralathor is the only other character aside from Angus II to survive timeline 38b's destruction, literally the only other guy, so at least there is that. I agree that he should've gotten more screen time tho, the lyrics don't even mention that he travelled through the dimensional rift.

I was almost not salty about the knights of crail in the 4th album, cause honestly Proletius is doing really well for most of it, he got his tragic moment with Angus I, and also an epic goblin sword, and I can't be mad about the universe destruction cause that got everyone basically... but I can be salty about the fact that Zargothrax beat them all up AGAIN in horrifying detail. "Now strewn with blood and guts and bits of brain." LIKE. THEY DIDNT NEED TO SAY THAT. BUT THEY DID. Protecting the frozen wizard is risky business... man ;_;

I have so many theories about the 5th album, and I also really hope that the trio gets lots of screen time, but who knows. (I'll probably post all my theories eventually... when I can be bothered to type it all up lol)

The starlords are def sus, and I really hope that they end up being the antagonists for the 5th album cause if I was Angus II I would have a mad grudge against them...

@sleepyyghostt tagging you again, come join our conversation nerd

Least favourite thing about gloryhammer is how ralathor isn’t used that much

[dixie-the-pixie]

FOR THE LAST TIME ANGUS MCFIFE II, OUR PRONOUNS ARE THEM/THEM!

NOT BECAUSE WE’RE NONBINARY, BUT BECAUSE WE ARE LITERALLY TWO THAUMATURGISTS!

ALSO BECAUSE WE ARE NONBINARY!!!

[uupiic]

DUN DUN DOUBLE DUN DUN WIZARD!

aka the biggest oops in the known universe

From Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy by Gloryhammer.

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And so, I have arrived to the end of the video.

Some more stuff, like my favourite landscapes, or maybe magic, will probably follow, bc I am a slut for good art.

[gabrielsellesty]

ANGUS MCFIFE II.

O w.

I should post here also some royal family members of Fifes, here's Angus II.💙✨

My actually first fanart of him I would say, and also older art I did some time ago. Still proud hehe 💙✨

[ask-the-crimson-king]

Saw Gloryhammer Live

Take Angus McFife II vs Zargothrax during the Unicorn Invasion of Dundee [CW for Flashing Lights and also terrible audio quality because I was Right Next to the amps]:

I hope the video actually works when it loads.

I also received +1 Staff of Cowdenbeath:

It was an awesome night. The set was good, I was very surprised to hear Questlords of Inverness of all songs.

Very good night. Now I get to look forward to Wind Rose in April.