#angry-beibers

[probablybadrpgideas]

Book of Exalted Deeds -- teaches you secrets of goodness, smites evil readers.

Book Of Vile Darkness -- teaches you secrets of evil, corrupts good readers.

Book Of Neutral Blandness -- teaches you secrets of neutrality, doesn't really care whether you read it or not.

Book of Tedious Forms -- teaches you secrets of law, chaotic characters can read it but they have to fill in Form 13(b) first and take it to Desk A in sub-facility 19, so none ever have.

Book Of Zany Plans -- teaches you secrets of chaos, heists lawful readers using a mascot head, box of mousetraps and a recording of a Justin Beiber concert.

Book Of Mediocre Bullshit -- teaches you unimpressive commoner knowledge, is slightly annoyed if cool people read it but not enough to do anything.

Book Of Gay Shenanigans -- teaches you secrets of gayness, presumably something happens if a straight person reads it but no-one knows for sure because there aren't any in the D&D world.

Book Of Meta Knowledge -- teaches you weirdly personal things about your players. Not sure what that means and there's no effect if you read it, but you feel like someone somewhere just got really sad about what it said.

Book Of Unpleasant Goblins -- hollowed out, an angry goblin is lurking inside to steal your kidneys. The goblin is at least highly egalitarian so will attack anyone who reads it, goblin or not.

Book Of Empty Pages -- doesn't contain anything or do anything. Not sure what you expected.

[spiteless-xo]

this is solely bc i've been doing karaoke for the past 3 hours but who of all the aot men (eren, jean, reiner) would prob be really good at singing and might serenade their s/o?

(and i feel like by this point, you can just 100% assume that porco is included when i say aot men)

hello hello! im sorry that you asked me this in august and i'm only just getting to it now 💀 i feel like i've been so absent after tbaw ended so im gonna try to get caught up on asks that i've been putting off

sorry about the wait 💗

╰┈➤ karaoke - aot.

ft. eren, jean, porco, reiner. cw. gn!reader, alcohol

⋙ eren jaeger.

LOVES karaoke! is usually the first to suggest it but if someone else beats him to it, he's a very loud supporter

has great stage presence and excellent theatrics but is not great at actually singing, mostly just likes being there to have fun, goof around, and have some drinks

likes fast rap songs like right round by flo rida or rap god by eminem.

also really likes popular songs that people can't help singing along to like bohemian rhapsody by queen, don't stop believing by journey, sweet caroline by neil diamond, since u been gone by kelly clarkson, party in the usa by miley cyrus.... the list could go on

really good at getting the shyer people to sing along too by taking some of the attention off of them by doing something crazy

⋙ jean kirstein.

not a huge karaoke fan but after a few drinks, he gets really into it

surprisingly has a really great singing voice but leans toward picking songs that everyone knows so they can sing along and he doesn't look like a show off

mr brightside by the killers, all-star by smashmoouth, livin' on a prayer by bon jovi. he doesn't pick as goofy songs as eren, but a similar vein

when singing he performs for you. he's looking at you and singing to you the whole time, even if it's not a romantic song. the others get on his case about it but he can't help it, he just wants to impress you

pretends like he hates doing duets when you ask him to, but gets really into it and smiley the whole time 🥺

⋙ porco galliard.

HATES karaoke. literally will not go unless you and the other drag him out, but even then he won't sing at all and will just eat and get drunk while the rest of you make fools of yourself

but after a few drinks, he always gets annoyed with someone (reiner) and takes the mic away to "show him how it's done"

picks annoying songs just to piss everyone off: mmmbop by hanson, baby by justin beiber, the national anthem

when he gets really drunk he starts showing off and it turns out porco's got some pipes on him!! he'll jokingly pick my heart will go on by celine dion and everyone will be staring at him with their jaws on the floor because he can actually carry the notes

gets irrationally angry the next day when he finds out that you've posted videos of him singing on instagram or snap and DEMANDS that you delete them

⋙ reiner braun.

he's very shy at first. he'll turn down any offers to sing and he'll just kinda hum along or sing quietly to himself as others perform but after a couple of drinks he starts to loosen up

will join in with eren and jean if they do some goofy rendition of let it go or will sing into the mic if you hold it out to him in the middle of your song

but after too many drinks he gets a little in his feels. he'll start picking someone like you by adele, can't help falling in love by elvis presley, perfect by ed sheeran

bless his heart, reiner tries his absolute best but he just doesn't have the best voice. but you appreciate the effort and make sure to smile and nod encouragingly to him while he's on stage

probably cries on stage during one of his love songs and then you and the others have to do damage control to get him off the stage before you all get kicked out

[pixlmonkeys]

my neighbor is currently singing yummy by justin beiber interrupted by the occasional angry “FUCK” I do Not know what’s going on

[v3nourz]

the letters i wish i sent #1

when u asked me to tell you abt myself i wish i told u all this

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 it was diwali when i was born <33 there were crackers bursting everywhere and apparently i didn't cry at all. my mum says i was a really calm baby and i’ve always been someone to not show the world that im weak and vulnerable (omg she’s different she’s not like the other babies /sarcasm). when my parents used to leave me at my grandparents’ house i used to try not to cry. i cried later after they left when i was alone. even now as someone who knows that it's fine to cry and to be weak, i don't want to show anyone that i’m hurt or weak and can't think straight. (she’s different omg /sarc)

i think of myself as a very bubbly person, i’m generally always smiling and happy. i tend to look at the positive side and nothing makes me nervous. over the years i feel i have lost the ability to be angry or feel fear and i hate it. i can’t be serious for my life so feel special i’m not making shitty jokes (is it even possible???) while writing this. basically everything is a joke to me <3 i think love is bullshit. to me love is not possible. but im also a huge sucker for kuch kuch hota hain and jab we met. bommarillu is a must too. i feel we long for certain things and qualities in people and particular behavior, and when we find that in someone, we love them. it's not love, but its like a job opening. we are the employer, we need someone to fill in the position of a romantic interest, and we expect certain qualities, and when someone has those qualities, we feel they are right for the job. and so we start to love them. and with all due respect, it's bullshit.

goals are slay <333 live in my heart frfr. i was 8 when i decided i wanna be rich (go girl pop that pussy periodt). but then i was 10 when i realized that you need to earn your own money??? (like who came up with that ew) so i had various rich profession phases, i started with musician cuz i was in justin beiber phase <3 then i went into my actor phase cuz mahesh babu just seemed really appealing to me (what even omg) then i was in my kpop artist phase cuz junglecock yes then i realized all that is lowkey weird and it wouldn't make me rich enough so then i started to look at proper professions and then in ‘21 i decided on a corporate lawyer cuz they’re so cool with their suits and cars and penthouses and their calm and collected manner <333333 perfect for me <33. in conclusion, my goal is to be rich, allah hu akbar.

weirdly, i want to be a criminal. like not the eugh disgusting kinda criminal but like the mama im in love with a criminal kinda criminal. you know what i mean? like murdering people cuz they hurt me??? ew. no. but murdering them cuz i was bored. that’s better <3. morally gray you know. 

gray reminds me. my slight obsession with kmusic. see, kpop sucks. mainstream kpop sucks. but if you listen to jimmy brown and such. it is heaven to the ears omg that shit is so mmph. anyways. krnb and khh hits hard and it is such a shame that the annoying part of kmusic is more popular than the heaven part <///////3. it is good music okay you listen to it with the idea of hating it so you don’t like it. (psychology major frfr)

dance. this is what you accuse my personality to be. i don’t say shit about your personality being only gym and fapping so… ahem. slay. dance is nice ig but what i actually like doing is writing. that shit hits hard ong bro ong <333 like words just word the right way it is better than anything. 

bdsm. that shit is nice omg so slay.

i’m the most unserious person you’ll ever meet but i love talking about serious stuff omg. i’ll go on for hours if you wanna talk about shitty politics or the world economy and all <333 

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[alsjeblieft-zeg]

106 of 2024

Created by gothicgirl1234

Your name starts with a J You are in between the ages of 10-19 You are obsessed with the band LMFAO You love the Twilight series You love the Hunger Games People think you are weird You are random Your favorite color is black Some people think you are emo You hate your best friend at points You play soccer Your are short You have brown hair You have freakishly long fingernails You have a cell phone You have an IPod Touch Someone who used to be your good friend is now annoying You hate to sing You can shuffle You have a good fashion sense You always wear jewelry You are addicted to Facebook You wear the same watch everyday You need a spiral hair curler You can't dance You love the song Party Rock Anthem You have no siblings Your friends think you are a spas You always wear a headband everyday You have the same hairstyle basically everyday You hate using capital letters when you type You are counting down the days until a movie comes out in theaters You like Angry Birds You want a Kindle Fire, but are stuck with the basic Kindle You absolutly hate Valentine's Day You hate Justin Beiber You hate Harry Potter You think the band One Direction gets on your nerves You read a certian series of books more than you have read any other series You have low self-esteem It annoys you when people interrupt It annoys you when people use to much text lingo You basicaly rely on Wikapedia when you reasearch something When you need to know an answer to a question, you go to Ask.com You are good at identifying songs Avril Lavinge is your favorite singer You love Icebreakers candies You are good at Guitar Hero and Rockband When you wake up in the middle of the night and can't go to sleep, you read Most of the stuff in your room is black You don't really like school You hate Math You are great at Spelling and Reading You have all the movies to your favorite series You love pretzels You love Ocean City You think pencils are better than pens You are good at drawing some things You have two cats You had a pet, but it died You are a very fast typer It annoys you to watch people type so slowly You laugh loudly You love to read You get along with your parents You get bored easily You have taken one of those really long, like 1,000 some surveys before You forget things easily You are neat You love the song Stuck Like Glue by Sugar Land You like pop music You like country music also You hate classical music You hate the oldies music You love those big rubber bracelets that have words on them You have alot of rings You have alot of purses You love the smell of those Febreze air freshiners Christmas is your favorite holiday You love to watch Family Guy You love to watch Jeff Dunham You like the show Two and a Half Men You love nailpolish You have all these earrings you never wear You have way to many necklaces You have a mood ring that is very accurate You have lots of bracelts you never wear You have all these clothes you never wear You have a t.v in your room You believe in God Your computer is a Samsung You go to a private school You have more than 2 posters in you room You have a laptop and a desktop computer You love to eat icecream You hate Mondays You love pizza You never drink enough You think Twitter is pointless You love Converse You hate Sketchers shoes The only brands of tennis shoes you like are All Star, Osris, DC, and Vans You love high heels You think the boys selection has better styles than the girls selection The numbers 2 and 15 are you favorite numbers

[kdipshit]

Running away

Look at me running away from it as soon as it makes me uncomfortable, yeah I did what I could in my brain and change my thoughts but I still chose to leave because it was getting hard. I left. I chose that, and now I am here, and now what? Now I have to process leaving, get told off probably, feel guilty, all because I chose not to do it. Thats my issue now, just doing it.

Okay lets look at the reason why I left okay, instead of telling myself off a little bit. First of all, I was feeling genuinely sick and onto of that I was already bothered and moving slow, now, I should have just told someone I was leaving, but I was sick and I felt like an empty pit in my stomach, I was in pain, my face went white and I felt faint and dizzy, and I didn’t even smoke, I was sober and sick dizzy and in pain. I didn’t have to energy for my activity I had promised to go to.

Anyways, so yes I do feel sick and tired and I’m aloud to feel sick and tired. tell me off all you want but I’m not going to let it effect me in any way negatively at all, instead it will effect me none, and I will take only the truth and grow from it. I just have to keep levelling up, and I feel like I’m trying to make my own steps, instead of progressing with the universe’s path chosen for me. My decisions determine which path I go down, yes, but by trying to make my own pathway out of thoughts is again, chasing dragons. Just walk the path you’re on, and if you can’t see it, then clean up a little bit more.

The power of choice. I’m here now, so whats the point continuing to feel guilty? I’ve processed it, and I’m happy with my outcome, I know some more why’s, and I’m getting a better understanding through current practice. The power of choice.

I would like to look at all the memories I forgot, like a library. Maybe I wouldn’t be so miserable and difficult if I could just see how much love I had in it, instead of all the bad. I really don’t like talking to people coz they really have no fucking idea. What am I talking to? It makes no sense to me, anything anyone says makes 0 sense. Zilch. I don’t understand nor can I comprehend their sentences. im not part of them, I’m seperate. They are the same, luckily. Being seperate from the human race is a difficult and sometimes grey world to live in. But If ye can find the colour, so can i. i dont like to hold conversations, no small talk bullshit, being quiet doesn’t mean I’m scared. Maybe I’m a little scared, but nothing I cant fix though. He sacredness that I have, I wonder where it comes from, I remember having panic attacks at 7 in primary school when this one kid would always throw a fit and become violent throwing desks and chairs and screaming swearing punching kids hitting kids, I was scared of him, but he was nice to me. I guess thats my earliest memory, I was so scared I didn’t move, but my body started shaking just real anxious. I guess that can be caused by my parents arguing around us as kids, sometimes it got real ugly and I did the same thing, shake. I used to think ‘what the hell is wrong with me’ as I tried my best to stop shaking, causing more panic when I find it impossible to stop. It doesn’t take long for me to become extremely overwhelmed once I hit this point, and at that point I can lose control.

Maybe I’m just so medicated that I don’t even realise when I’m in a depressive episode. Sobriety makes me anxious and angry, I just need weed to feel mellow, and not flip the fuck out for real. Thank you for pointing that out.

so this whole level up thing I’ve been wanting to do, like pretty much just be high maintenance, always look good 24/7, look good feel good right? Q is…. Should I get extentions? …. no

I think as long as I’m taking care of myself, and I’m writing, I can do anything. Thats really my base, thats all I need, self can and letting everything off. Im really excited to get my nails cute like Haiilsz beiber, yeah. I want pretty hands.

I really didn’t plan to be here for this many years. I mean like when I was 14/15/16 I wasn’t thinking about myself at 23 years old, which Is where Im at right now, 23 :) thats crazy, anywyas, I wasn’t planning on it. So now that I’m here I’m lost it seems, or like, still 19, still a teenager. But I’m a woman now. Everyone around me is older aswell.

I dont have much respect for peoples time, I don’t really take things as seriously as other people do. Or at least thats how I feel, I feel rude. But I shouldn’t, because I never set out my day to be rude, I set out my days in the best possible intentions I can bring myself to create for myself. And that is why things are always working out for me not matter how they look at any time.

[allmusic]

AllMusic Staff Pick:  Semi Precious Weapons  We Love You

Before they penned major pop hits for Justin Beiber, Selena Gomez, and Imagine Dragons, Justin Tranter fronted the fabulously over-the-top New York glam-punk outfit Semi-Precious Weapons. The group's 2008 debut, We Love You, is still one of the filthiest, silliest and inspired garage rock albums of the early aughts, a kohl-eyed glitter bomb that's equal parts T-Rex, the Stooges and Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

- Matt Collar

[typhloticauthority]

67

I'm 84...

[90scartoons]

“Gimme holy water i can bless the non acheivers all those beliebers believing in Justin Bieber I’m not that eager to say that I’m a believer im the Non disputed captain of the angry beavers I Have a blog in which I blog bout angry beavers and Nickelodeon but Disney channel was probly cleaner I was probly mean back yeah I was probly meaner But You’ll never catch me in a prison from a misdemeanor Sentimental bout skeeter And Doug funny Ppl start reminiscing bout Lola and bugs bunny Maybe mr krabs would say that he loves money I’m not mr krabs but Ill say that in sum Mary Bc I do not love money”

[moreofem]

ABEL NOT GETTING ANY NOMINATIONS? HUH? HHUUUUHHH???

[irlkenku]

@angry-beibers  i found a rare pic of ur egg anon

[cheesytoucans]

I caved and downloaded a full bandori live, I got the first Roselia live and watched the entire thing and fucking loved every second of it. Louder is still one of my favorite songs and also Eternal Blaze live made me real emotional cause I’m nanoha obsessed. Also found the rules at the beginning to be super interesting, especially the one about the pen lights. I never really thought about it before but I guess its really important to be super firm and have a rule about not throwing the lights and if one does land on stage, either by accident or on purpose, then the live will probably be canceled, because if one did land on stage that would be real fucking bad to say the least. 

[nicksdeadwife]

angry-beibers replied to your post “why is everyone getting on me for simply pursuing a boy like stop???...”

GO AFTER THAT BOY YOU DESERVE IT FUCK THE HATERS

true but when the haters are your parents they will do what they can to keep you from things like that

[galaxymagick]

Hyuk asking what we’re listening to lately… everyone mentioning taek songs or ‘soft’ songs … me - somewhat damaged nine inch nails … lol

[gleeincorrectquotes]

On the scene where Quinn tests Finn’s loyalty to Rachel in a scenario where he says yes...

Quinn is like, ‘No you asshole’, then we get lots of lovely Faberry hurt/comfort 😇

I’ve been thinking about this for a WHILE and I’ve just gone and written most of s2 but if this had happened what the hell

- 2x03- Less screen time on Finn’s storyline cause one of his main things was wanting to be allowed to grope Rachel so that’s gone, there’s not really much Faberry in this ep but it does give more room for Burt’s plot, even though they’ve just broken up Rachel still takes Finn the park to help him cause in my version Finn is much more vocal about his worry for Burt he just can’t lose another father figure okay?

- 2x04- FABERRY DUET, if Sam’s not partnered with Quinn he partners with Kurt HEVANS DUET, Finn is again just less involved and cause I can make up the rules he doesn’t care about trying to make Sam not sing with Kurt

- 2x06- Again this ep still top tier, except instead of the guys complaining about the girls not putting out or whatever Rachel realised she’s curious about what it’s like to kiss a girl & the whole episode is her talking to the NDs girls about it and they’re like “girl...”

- 2x09- Rachel still finds out about Santana and Finn but instead of overreacting she’s just miffed, she ends up asking Quinn who’s more attractive and Quinn has a lesbian panicTM, Rachel still nearly hooks up with Puck but she ends it cause she’s not super into it but can’t explain why and Pucks like “I can tell, you’ve got feelings for someone else.” She’s like “I think you’re right” (Neither are talking about the same person the whole convo, He’s thinking Finn, Rachel’s thinking someone else~~)

- 2x10- instead of moping about Rachel spends Christmas teaching the NDs about Jewish holidays and traditions that she has with her family, Quinn spends Christmas with the Berry’s maybe

- 2x11-Quinn kisses Rachel at the end of this ep instead of Finn, maybe Finn sees to add to drama

- 2x12- Quinn & Rachel both try kiss Finn at the kissing booth in desperate attempts to prove how heterosexual they both are, Santana figures it out and is basically like “I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me”, it ends with Rachel accepting that she likes Quinn but with Quinn rejecting her out of comphet~~~

-2x13 - instead of Sam trying to win Quinn over its Rachel, can still be Justin bieber cause Rachel as Justin Beiber is low-key iconic of me, Mercedes thinks Rachels diva-ish behaviour is annoying and challenges her to the Diva off without Sue’s involvement, it’s still a tie they both do great, but it ends with Rachel telling Mercedes privately everything that’s going on with Quinn

- 2x14- Blaine and Rachel still kiss but Kurt and Quinn are both DESCUSTED, it ends with them both in the corner angry and jealous (yes this is the plot of that episode of Schitts Creek and what about it), biphobic scene didn’t happen cause I said so, everything else is kinda the same but Quinn also tells Kurt everything that’s going on with them and Kurt helps her come to terms with some things

- 2x16- ITS HAPPENING, the confrontation happens in the Auditorium but obviously it goes differently but dialogue can stay pretty much the same “You don’t belong here rachel, and you can’t hate me for sending you on your way” “It’s not over between us” “Yes it is!” and Rachel walking away crying is all very much still in there, after the competition and Rachel’s get it right song Quinn finds her again and this time ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL they kiss and Quinn asks her out this time and Rachel says yes.

- 2x17- Rachel wants to come right out and say they’re dating but Quinn is still cautious, (So far only Mercedes, Kurt, Santana & Brittany ((Quinn came out to them when they were going through their stuff in 2x15))and maybe Finn know). Rachel thinks it’s cause Quinn is embarrassed of her and starts acting out, hence her divaish behaviour in that ep being extra severe. Tina gets to sing the full version of I follow Rivers just because, Mercedes still gets her solo too.

- 2x20- The overall plotline of Quinn not wanting to come out to everyone is still happening so Rachel asks Mercedes and Sam as a group date, Jesse still comes back and asks Rachel out (she says no but invites him to the group date anyway and he’s like aight cool) Quinn still panics about the idea of them going together, idk drama happens, Kurt still gets crowned prom queen & Quinn runs to the bathroom, Quinn doesn’t hit Rachel in my version cause yikes, and Rachel talks her into coming back and the Brittana/Klaine/Faberry parallel makes even more sense, Quinn and Rachel come back and dance to Dancing queen it’s all good and gay

That’s it thank you for coming to me ted talk

[whatiwillsay]

it’s so funny to me how kays used to claim that taylor would “seed a breakup narrative with joe” about how k*rlie was by her side during the breakup and taylor realized she loved her blah blah blah but in reality, joe was there for taylor when k*rlie betrayed her and she ended up realizing she loved him. isn’t it funny when the kays konspiracies blow up in their faces

i mean the kaylor break up narrative has been “seeded” they’re just fucking ignoring it

1. karlie and taylor stop hanging out except for one last hoorah at rep tour during which karlie literally facetimes josh during ciwyw:

and proof that this girl was by karlie:

2.  karlie marries her very male, very not taylor, trump adjacent husband

3. they fully stop hanging out, karlie hangs out with scooter braun on a yacht RIGHT after the masters heist, one of taylor’s biggest and worst enemies

4.  taylor’s friends like tweets that say that karlie betrayed taylor, gossip outlets run stories that they’re no longer on good terms, tree does not bother to correct them

5.  karlie interacts on social media with other taylor enemies such as kim k and hailey beiber

6.  taylor releases two albums filled with songs about being betrayed by someone she thought was like family, someone she viewed as a sister, a twin even, fucked her over and she’s angry enough to fire on their yacht and she’s heartbroken and not letting this go. she also drops a bunch of songs about being the other woman and being gaslit by someone who doesn’t want to commit to her, by someone who is involved romantically with someone else and that someone else is a guy.

7.  karlie gets pregnant, josh posts pics of her bump, kaylor is dead and if you don’t see the “narrative” of that you’re living in a different dimension

receipts on all this stuff are here