#angry fishing

[loxplush]

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you guys don't understand how much I love them 😔😔✋💗

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[walrus-tusk-615bc]

LEGENDARIES, BABEY!!

later, at Wind Archer’s welcome party:

[temiree]

Gasp, Tem's naked!! Oh wait, that's not Tem... that's WereTem! You better run, and hope there's enough fish in this lake to satisfy him... 🐟🦦

This drawing suggestion comes courtesy of Breonnick, who requested a Were-Tem with a fish in his mouth for last month's Patreon thank you image. My $10/mo patrons get to suggest ideas for my monthly thank you images. :3

[mmavverickk]

you ever just get an idea like

percy’s chatting with annabeth. goes, “i mean, just because poseidon is my mom doesn’t mean—”

annabeth’s like, what?—“percy, poseidon is your dad.”

percy frowns. leans to the side, glances at the ocean behind annabeth. “yeah, no, she’s mom today. anyway…”

i call this one gender_was_invented_by_bathroom_companies_to_sell_more_bathrooms.mp4

[kagooleo]

even the biggest beasts need a little love and care when they've evolved (watch your head!)

[razberrypuck]

one universal trait the tidestriders share is that they are fucking HORRIFYING when angry and/or incredibly passionate about something. this is only explicitly canon to finn and gillion but I know in my heart edyn and her parents are the same (heavy emphasis on edyn.) they're all also autistic but that's besides the point

[d4nte-mayart]

Don't. Do that. Again. 💢

[haikyuu-moments]

the way both tsukki and yams thought of the same image 😭😭😭

kageyama fish: the salmon of volleyball 😆

[leafie-draws]

thinking about pokemon again and I'll never forgive them for getting rid of Lapras' fangs to make it look more cute and friendly or whatever

[vampiric-stims]

Shrimpo Stimboard !!

[sea-lanterns]

I get the feeling that the milfs and gilfs aren’t going to be pegging us anytime soon once they find out we’ve been calling them hags. 😅😅😅

-🥛

Maybe they’ll peg us out of anger?

Angry sex with an angry old woman because we keep calling her an old hag 😭😭 she pushes us down against the pillow, yanks our hips against her own, and proceeds to give us the most brutal bulldozing of our life with her fat strap/dick to prove us wrong.

She goes so fast in fact, that it only lasts about five minutes before her old lady bones give out and she collapses down on top of you. Sorry older gf, this just further solidifies being a hag in my eyes. 🥺

[auspicioustidings]

Which CoD character is the best at charming parents? If your answer was not Kyle Garrick then you are incorrect and I shan't be taking criticism on this actually.

[temiree]

Thank you so much to all my patrons who supported me through the spookiest month of 2024, and please welcome my newest patrons: TrumpetGhost and Jason Heine!

This month's drawing suggestion comes courtesy of Breonnick, who requested a Were-Tem with a fish in his mouth. :3

[shiftythrifting]

Recent-ish finds from Admin BT: hats n ties n such edition! (Various thrift stores in the Boise, ID area)

Presented mostly without comment, except to say that there were a TON of those fishing license slot hats.

[squirrelwrangler]

What is Wheel of Time about

Book or TV show?

The book series is 14 very thick fantasy novels with a very large cast (of which when broken down has more named female characters than male) and multiple plot lines. It helped to inspire A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones - but it is far less bleak and has way less sexual violence (a easy accomplishment). If you’re also familiar with the Dune movies/tv shows and Lord of the Rings, you’ll also see parallels. And like a lot of fantasy it has SF elements. And if you like Dreamworlds and Alternative Realities and glimpses of the past and such, yeah. Written in the 90s by an old cis straight white guy, but one that was in many ways progressive for his time, so your mileage will vary. There’s a post that answers almost exactly this same question that I wrote years ago that goes into this a little more.

But what is it actually about? It’s called Wheel of Time because the central premise is the world operates as a long circle of time with narrative-driven reincarnation. The book/show world is both the inspiration of all of our real world legends and our far far future after magic is discovered thousands of years in the future and a few calamities have leveled it. What that means is there’s a lot of Easter Eggs and familiarities if you know your mythology, in particular Arthuriana. For instance, a character hangs from a tree and sacrifices an eye to gain knowledge, has a pair of ravens symbolically important, and their personality is also very trickster-like. At no point are they called Odin, but if you know Norse Mythology, you go “oh yeah this guy inspires stories about Odin or is his reincarnation”. There’s a lot of vague Jungian and Vedic inspiration if you can’t tell.

Okay, really.

3,000 years ago was a high-tech peaceful society where some people could do magic and thus worked as public servants, very utopian. But then Evil Personified was unsealed, monsters and war unleashed, some of the wizards turned evil, long war was fought. One of the most powerful wizards, a man nicknamed Dragon, seals away both the Dark One and the top evil henchmen wizards - but it was a patch job. Evil monsters still around, people still pledge loyalty to cause evil. And as a counterattack during the sealing, the Dark One is able to place a sickness on the male half of the Power which forces every male wizard then and in the future to go mad. In their madness they destroy the world. Thousands of haywire magical nukes would do that. Female side of wizard Power is still okay, so only female wizards left. They help rebuild the world; societies that re-emerge are thus far more matriarchal than the real world. Men would can use magic are hunted down before they can go mad and start hurting themselves and others. People are understandably Terrified of Male Wizards. Only female wizards allowed. These female Aes Sedai, their Wizard Vatican City, and their factions are a large portion of the plot of both book and tv show. Do you want to see a lot of middle-aged women in gorgeous costumes fighting with magic and scheming? This is the show for you.

So, 3,000 years later, the Pattern that controls-and is created by- the Wheel of Time (lot of weaving and loom metaphor in the metaphysics) decides that the Dragon needs to be reincarnated along with a couple other key people in order to have another Last Battle against the Dark One to hopefully start a new turn of the Wheel/new age (and on evil’s side here’s the chance to reset things in their favor or break the Wheel itself).

Moiraine, an Aes Sedai, learns through a prophecy that the Dragon has just been reborn, so she spends the next twenty years trying to find them before evil does. There’s a long list of accumulated prophecies about the Last Battle and the people and events around it people are also worried about. Lot of plotting as everyone thinks they have the best idea of how to do it. Again, in comparison to Game of Thrones where almost everyone was scheming to win the Iron Throne and ignoring the White Walker invasion, think of it as here all the rulers know about the White Walkers coming and they’re fighting wars with each other to be the one to lead armies against the White Walkers because only their plan will work.

A common joke is that this very very long book series would be much shorter if characters properly talked and coordinated with each other. Teamwork is a central theme (both when you have it and when you don’t).

In an isolated community (think The Shire but instead of hobbits it’s a bunch of tax dodging Appalachian hillbillies or Elizabethan yeoman) Moiraine finds five young people that the Pattern has singled out as Very Powerful Main Characters. Okay, she thinks, one of them is the Dragon Reborn.

Problem is, none of them want to do the Magic Quest Protagonist Plot Stuff; they know that sucks. Moiraine has to get them to do it anyway. Our Gandalf figure is a middle aged queer woman (with a strictly platonic soulmate bodyguard) who has trouble with sharing the whole truth to other people (she is magically forbidden from outright lying) stuck herding a bunch of cats named Rand, Mat, Perrin, and Egwene. And later Nynaeve. By the end of book one/season one we know (but the rest of the world doesn’t) who the Dragon Reborn is - and that they need their friends and others by their side to have a chance of winning the Last Battle. All of them are main characters. Yes, the Dragon Reborn is Main Character- but more than one book in those 14 has barely any page-time dedicated to them. Plot is a Tapestry; not a line. That’s the least spoilerly explanation that I can give.

The tv show is about to start season three in a week (which will be mostly plot from book four, arguably the best book). Each season is eight episodes. Covid and recasting issues meant that the finale of season one had to be reworked and the first book was always the weakest with an infamously weird/weak ending. The show obviously had to change a lot form the monster book series, but it has imho the spirit of the books and often improved them. The casting is diverse- properly so instead of just tokenism- which pissed off a lot of racist fans. That and changes from books and that the main showrunner is a gay man means that there’s a vocal online faction of haters. My two main fantasy series, formative in fact, are Wheel of Time and the Silmarillion/Tolkien. I ADORE the Wheel of Time tv show but I could barely watch any of Rings of Power. Make of that what you will.

Hopefully, anon, this was helpful.

[the--other]

" I promise this WILL hurt A LOT! "

An OUAW "The Other" RP/Ask Blog by your favorite impulsive motherfucker ( @girzapata6 )!!

Mostly Headcanon, so this is just MY interpretation (till Canon destroys my ass!!)

Mun is OC/AU/Crossover Friendly!!!:]

⚠️IMPORTANT NOTE!!⚠️: Muse is a nasty motherfucker, but that doesn't mean I condone anything HE does. Here I might touch +18 Themes like Heavy Violence, physical and psychological abuse, foul language, non-consensual use of drugs [Witchlight], Body Horror, Gore and that kinda shit because HE IS A BEAST AND HE'S *NOT* GENTLE (But I do accept the shitpost™... He will sill bite you tho[?)