#angelicallyresurrecting

[asktoxicgriefer]

this is ooc btw

[[ I GET THE BEST FUCKING ASKS ON THE PLANET IM YOWLING YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME INSANE IN THE BEST WAYS HUMANLY POSSIBLE THIS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]

[artic-king]

Hi Your Majesty!

Have you ever felt bad for your people! I sure did! Why would you torment them like that hm? That was so rude of you!

I heard their cries too.

"... That was under the control of the Icedagger.. I had no control over what I had done to my people."

— The King already wasn't in the best state of mind as of right now, and was just a bit fidgety! Anxious, perhaps?

[rengineer]

randomly started thinking about well. your respawn thing.

i think i get it. respawning n all that

death is scary. ive.. died before? a few times? not exactly

but i get it. losing consciousness while pain shoots through your body

i get it, i really do. sorry for repeating so much

..but ya didn’t hear nothing from me-

Dell squinted behind his goggles, a raised eyebrow peeking over the rim as he listened to the other's answer. A soft chuckle escaped him. " Well, ain't as scary as you make it out to be, " he said with a shrug. " Once you get used to it, it just becomes part of the job. Kinda like that one part you're not too excited about, but it comes with the territory. What else we gonna do, right? If I didn't respawn, I'd be out of a job, and my machines wouldn't get to do their thing. Ain't no comin' back from that. "

[bloodied-gardens]

psst- hey. you’re super awesome have a bloxy, and a witches brew.. and this random free guava candy i got from some pho restaurant, my treat

"0h- Thanks!"

[brushfire-gm]

what if we pranked griefer (harmless prank though obviously i don’t wanna give him mild trauma)

.....Maybe.

[blocktalesconfessions]

i once fought supreme mosquito with my friend and had to spam resurrect because he kept dying

oh yeah and one point i simped for cruel king but that lasted for like two weeks

oh? less competition, then. :)

[brokerplushsg]

Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.

So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)

Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D

Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf

Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭

If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D

Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D

PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol

Caves:

Supreme Ant

@the-best-queen

Roadtown:

Accountant Jim

@accountantjim

Mount Blackrock:

Banished Knight

@the-banished-knight

@thelonelyblackrockknight

Blackrock Castle:

Knight

@most-loyal-knight

Kitchen Chef

@blackrockskitchenchef

Cruel King

@my-cold-personal-tragedy

@blackrocks-king

@artic-king

Rugged Rainforest:

Venom Wizard

@our-forest-willrise

Turipolis:

Mayor Thaniyel

@mayor-of-turitopulis

@mayor-thaniyel

@askvenomswapthaniyel

Sacred Hollow:

Woodsman

@askwoodsman33

Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)

@mayors-son

@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r

@th3-gr13f3r

@ask-mayorau-brad

@asktoxicgriefer

@bloodied-gardens

@gr1ef3r-ask-blog

@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs

@aftermath-grief

Telamon's Manor:

Hax

@hax0r-gh05t-xd

Dream World:F'Ella

@Funk-Faction

Your Bombing Pal

@your-bombing-pal

Greed

@tixhoarder

Solitude

@solitairefrom-blocktales

@theembodimentofisolation

Fear

@fearfulpurple

@benevolentindigo

@anonymous-hyacinth

Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)

@the-scourge-of-everyone

@ask-builderman

@ask-hatred-and-guilt

@hatenfelidae

@buildingabetterfuture

Reoccurring:

Red Noob

@knightlyredtwin

Blue Noob

@knightlybluetwin

Noobador

@numberoneuncle

Kyoko

@kyoko-the-adventurer

Jerry

@jerryfromblocktales

Conductor Noob

@conductornoob

Purple Noob

@purpleswordslashes

Green Noob

@poisonous-green-mace

@greenbeingmean

Others:

Players

@tutorialterryanduhhhummm

@undertaleknockoff

@collectorofswords

@averagemoth

@waitin4more

@purpleishmedication

OCs

@celestrpblog

@that-greenie-guy

@theewanderingwizard

@seethewe

@mintyshinigami

AU worlds

@plushandthewildones

@theblocktaleroleplay

Crossovers

@reddheirwinginquries

@the-doctorsoffice

@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)

Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)

[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]

[demonicallyslaying]

Halloween costume checkkk

NO I’m not dressing up as Tanjiro I’m dressing up as DEMON KING TANJIRO

Also I got a fake katana for it

@livkayrussell @angelicallyresurrecting CHECK IT OUT BITCHES

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

@demonicallyslaying @nanochittle @mrfellsans @iittleperson @homocidalpotat @hauntedpotat @angelicallyresurrecting

GUYS! GUYS GUESS WHAT

[demonicallyslaying]

She Hank on my J til I wimble

@angelicallyresurrecting omg more friend lore

as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)

[asktoxicgriefer]

hey there griefs, don’t you feel bad for old man thaniyel?

why’d you be so.. greedy? don’t you care about him too? unless there’s nothing but thoughts for your oh so important self.

(OOC: im so sorry for being mean this is for an event………..)

"Wh4t th3 fuck 4re you T4LK1NG about?! I- D0n't t4lk about my d4d l1ke that!!" Griefer's hands clench into fists, face twisting into a furious scowl.

"0F C0URS3 I C4RE ABOUT H1M!! I- I'm n0t- I'm D01NG this for H1M!! I'm st4y1ng away s0 h3 doesn't g3t HURT!! I kn0w I- I w4sn't- It w4s diff3rent wh3n I was tryn4 get V3n0msh4nk but..." All his fight seems to seep out of him as he turns away, clinging to himself.

"It's not l1ke that anym0re..."

[artic-king]

cruel king, have you ever considered coming up with a proper name yourself? you seem like the type of person to be named like- hm.. lumi! yeah that’s a nice name! no pressure if you don’t want an actual name though!

"I have considered it a couple of times. Though, seeing my age, and that I am still ruler of Blackrock, I do feel like it'd be more of a hassle to.."

[rengineer]

Engineer. It’s November. You know what that means.

(ooc: please get the reference im begging you)

Engineer raised an eyebrow, tilting his head in confusion. " November? Means… colder weather and longer nights... maybe stockin' up on firewood... " He scratched his chin thoughtfully. " Or… you talkin' about that turkey dinner comin' up? 'Cause if it's somethin' else, I gotta admit, I'm a little in the dark here. "

[demonicallyslaying]

A body positivity reblog game!

Share one of your insecurities (if you’re comfortable with it, of course) and I or another kind Tumblr user will reblog it with a compliment :]

I’ll go first: I honestly don’t know what my real skin tone is anymore, it’s either really pale from IDA or tan from being in the sun 😅

@angelicallyresurrecting @breezycatuwu @yourlocalxiaosimp @cloversmainblog @thependingsystem @livrussell1999 @romis-shitposting-dumpster @donoteatwingsoutapussy @jennidewdroplet @luckystarluminary @lisamillern1fan

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

I’ve been in a slightly anxious mood the last couple days so-

@demonicallyslaying @angelicallyresurrecting @nanochittle @homocidalpotat @st4rrl1ghtwastaken @n0vatsu @jumexju moots

If any of y’all ever feel like I’m being too intense, please let me know. I have a tendency to not catch myself when it comes to this, but I can tone myself down if you need. I don’t mean to scare anyone.

[demonicallyslaying]

ah yes the female counterpart to say gex

@angelicallyresurrecting

We got everything