#androktasia tag

[creatureffeature]

sorry to nerd out but i do like how i did both my durges. both symbolize sudden violence but moros is the more quiet, unexpected violence that surprises you when it happens (assassin rogue) while androktasia is loud, frenzied, and terrifying (berserker barbarian)

i have two durges... bhaal where is my child support

[kinnporsche]

here’s another kinn & porsche rec list as promised! once again, the list is ordered according to length (from longest to shortest), but this time i’ve also included some wips that i’m obsessed with right now—if the fic is currently incomplete, i’ve marked it with (wip). you should definitely check them all out, they’re so great and every new update makes my day. really and truly, these fics have literally been what’s getting me through it lately. please be sure to read the tags, and show the authors some love! [part 2/?]

— true north by vincerets – explicit / 102.6k words (wip)

soulmate (ˈsəʊlmeɪt) · noun · a person with whom you feel the most complete. two bodies, one soul.

Porsche is twenty-three when he gets a job working for the mafia. He’s twenty-three when one touch from the family’s heir shifts his world from shades of grey to bright and vibrant. Whoever decided to put the other half of his soul in a Theerapanyakul is getting a very strongly worded letter.

— fake love and hennessy by yeetlegay – explicit / 102.5k words (wip)

“As I said, Porsche,” Kinn begins. “I don’t like loose ends. So here’s what I propose: I’ll pay you for your company for the next week until my flight on Friday. Once I’m out of the country and beyond the reach of my enemies here, you’ll be free to go home. How does that sound?”

Porsche feels like he’s hallucinating. “My company?”

Kinn’s eyes roam over him freely. “Or however else you’d like to put it.”

(AKA: the Pretty Woman AU.)

— being this close ain’t close enough by fortunehasgivenup – explicit / 81k words

Porsche has imagined meeting his soulmate plenty of times. He hadn’t thought that it would involve being chased by men with knives and tied to a chair, but he’s willing to let that go. What he isn’t willing to do is let Kinn walk all over him.

The second that Kinn sees his own name on Porsche’s body, he’s all in. He wants Porsche within arm’s reach, at his side, in his bed, all of it. But his soulmate is stubborn and independent to a fault.

(Or: during the boat scene in episode one, they realize that they’re soulmates. They have a difference of opinions about how things should go.)

— wrapped around your finger (is my ring) by kittysawat – explicit / 61.2k words (wip)

“Relax.” Kinn leans on the counter. “I just want to talk.”

Porsche wills his beating heart to calm down, hoping his voice is steady when he asks, “You want your watch back, right?”

He has the audacity to laugh. “No, but I do have an offer for you.”

“An offer?”

Kinn smiles up at him, his ringed finger tapping against the glass. “Be my fiancé.”

(Or: when forced into an arranged marriage, Kinn needs someone to play his fiancé. The perfect candidate comes to him in the form of a certain bartender demanding fifty-grand.)

— like that through all eternity by concernedlily – explicit / 49.5k words (wip)

Korn holds one thing back. Believing Kinn is his cousin and they can no longer be together, Porsche has to take on the job of running the minor family alone.

— you’re mine by ahdriking – explicit / 23.1k words

Kinn and Porsche are abducted in the middle of their date. Kinn proceeds to demonstrate exactly what happens to those who touch what belongs to him.

(And maybe, just maybe, he’ll find out just how much he likes belonging to Porsche, too.)

— the things i would do to you by kurtstiel – explicit / 18.9k words

“Just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you know what to do with it,” Porsche says. “Most men who are hung like horses think they don’t even have to try.”

Slowly, Kinn’s eyes slide open. Porsche gets a foreboding feeling like he’s just poked a sleeping bear. Kinn catches and holds Porsche’s gaze, eyes lethal. “And how would you know, Porsche?”

(Or: Porsche discovers what it means to have a size kink.)

— public consumption by iffervescent – explicit / 13.6k words

Porsche agrees to be in a gay porno. Kinn doesn’t work here.

— counting the waves by androktasia – explicit / 8.8k words

Papa had said it was best they keep a distance while things settled down. He’d said that it wouldn’t do to look like they were too much in one another’s pockets. That their rivals might see their relationship as a weakness to be exploited.

Plus, with so many staff dead after the attack, everything seems to take three times as long to do. The work carries on, despite their depleted resources. Everyone’s pulling long hours. Kinn rarely has evenings free anymore, and Porsche certainly doesn’t. They speak on the phone when they can; Kinn in his room, Porsche in his own, sometimes reporting on what they’ve been doing, sometimes just listening to each other breathe until they fall asleep. Most days, from what Kinn can tell, Porsche works till midnight, crawls into bed for a few hours, and then gets right up and starts working again.

Kinn knows his father wouldn’t want him here. He’s sneaked out—sort of. Arm knows where he is, and if Arm knows, Tankhun knows (which is why Arm knows). Papa had told Kinn that he should let Porsche get established on his own, to show trust. It does make sense, if Kinn thinks about it logically.

But he misses his boyfriend.

(Or: Kinn visits Porsche at the minor family house.)

— take shelter by vesna (mrsronweasley) – explicit / 6k words

Porsche loves Kinn. He’d said as much, and Kinn had nearly whited out in response. He hasn’t said it back yet. Porsche doesn’t seem to have let that affect him, hasn’t acted differently towards him at all. Maybe he doesn’t even need to hear it. And Kinn—Kinn isn’t entirely sure why he’s keeping him waiting. It isn’t as if he isn’t madly fucking in love with him.

— when the heat wave comes by oliviacirce – explicit / 5.1k words

“I don't think that's normal,” Porsche says doubtfully.

— love, let my love inside go free by daltoneering – explicit / 3.5k words

They burst to the surface gasping for breath, water clogging Porsche’s ears, distorting the brightness of Kinn’s laughter across the pool into muffled echoes along the tall glass walls of the building. He grabs for the side, lungs screaming.

“Fuck! You want to drown me?”

(Or: Kinn shows Porsche just how grateful he is for the perfect first date.)

— you put a fever inside me by butterflylungs – explicit / 3.1k words

Your life is mine, Kinn had once told him. It had pissed Porsche off at the time, when Kinn had been freezing him out. Now, even the suggestion of Kinn laying his claim on him, marking him as his, has Porsche whimpering Kinn’s name. It would make this permanent. It would mean that Kinn will keep him, forever.

(Or: Porsche riles Kinn up during a work meeting, and Kinn teaches him a lesson.)

— smoke on your skin by mirrorofprinces – explicit / 2.7k words

There is a small, dark part of Kinn that considers pinching Porsche’s nose shut and fucking his face to completion. Instead, he reaches for the crystal whiskey glass on his desk and takes a fortifying sip. “Enough.”

— i wanted your body but it came with your soul by any_open_eye – explicit / 2.2k words

“Do I need to tie you up?” Kinn asks.

He watches that hit Porsche, rippling down his body, his mouth opening pink and wet. Kinn wants to suck on it like candy.

Slowly, Porsche wraps his fingers back around the bars. “I’ll keep still,” he promises, because Porsche likes to win, yes. But he also likes to lose.

[wangxianficfinder]

Fic Finder

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1. Hi, first wanted to say thanks for all your hard work, y’all are godsends when it comes to scratching that fanfic itch lol! I’m looking for a very specific fic, where it’s mainly about WWX’s relationship with food after being in the burial mounds and coming back to life and such, and there was a specific scene where he became sick after eating ribs bc it gave him PTSD from the burial mounds? I’ve been looking for so long, so even if y’all can’t find it, thanks for trying!

FOUND! 💖 the absence of hunger by parsnipit (M, 27k, wangxian, angst w/ happy ending, eating disorder, PTSD, food as a metaphor for love) this fic specifically has a scene where ribs clacking against his teeth sends wwx into a panic attack

not FOUND Wish Me Luck by Starlight1395 (Not rated, 164kt, wangxian, time travel, fix it, PTSD) For Wish Me Luck, the scene has him accidentally grabbing JC's bowl instead of his own meatless one and having to run out after biting into the meat.

not FOUND A Corruption of Comfort by BegrudginglyTumbling (SarcasticSmiler) (M, 1k, wangxian, JYL & WWX, eating disorders, vomiting, PTSD, cannibalism, angst, hurt/comfort)

Nothings left by BaiTutu (Not rated, 1k, wangxian, eating disorders, anorexia)

Lakes of wine and forests of meat by androktasia (M, 1k, wangxian, aftermath of cannibalism, WWX’s burial mounds trauma, post-canon, post-sunshot, non-linear)

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2. Hi! Im looking for a fic about WY getting a new sword? I think it’s the old sword of Xue someone. I remember LZ following WY out of a banquet when he finished a duel. I think the sword might he called Genxin? Thank you!

FOUND! 💖 Did I Not Explain Why the Sunset Turns Red? by 3988Akasha (E, 100k, wangxian)

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3. Haaay, thanks for all your hard work! I'm looking for a fic but I don't recall much except that WWX is way OP and when he sees the scars on LWJ'S back he gets furious and just takes them away completely. I hope this is enough! It's been a long time so I can't remember anything else. @moku-youbi​

Not FOUND It could be Silver & Gold by beeswaxing  (E, 162k, wangxian, Mojo’s post) 

or Imperfect Memory by xantissa (E, 62k, wangxian, Mojo’s post)

Thanks for the answers on #3. I know it's not Imperfect Memory. I'm almost 100% sure I haven't read Silver and Gold, but I'm going to start now to make sure this isn't the one, but I really don't think so. I do *think* I remember them being at Cloud Recesses when it happens? And Wei Ying is definitely aware of who he is.

Okay, having looked through Silver & Gold, that's definitely not it (though thanks for the rec, this is going on the TOP of my To Read list). A few more thoughts. I think they were in Lan Zhan's bed in the Jingshi and Wei Ying just kind of...pulls them off his skin or something? And it doesn't hurt Lan Zhan or disturb him.

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4. Hi hi! For fic finder I’ve been going a little crazy looking for this one, -Wei Ying is married into Gusu lan (or engaged into it) and he is given a hairpiece to wear with black jewels, he goes back to lotus pier with lan qiren (and I believe lan Zhan and lan xichen) and is bullied into not wearing it by yu ziyuan etc. The Lans are not happy to see how he is treated by the Jiangs. Thanks in advance! @vulpestars​

FOUND!💖The Wild Geese’s Tomb by  The Feels Whale (miscellea) (T, 66k, wangxian, time travel, temp character death) ch 6, specifically

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5. Hello! I’ve been searching for hours for this one fic and I was wondering if you guys could help me find it? It’s the one where everyone gathers at Jinlintai for Jin Ling’s birthday. Jin Ling is upset that Sizhui gets more attention from Wei WuXian than him and thats when Wei WuXian reveals that Sizhui is his son. I’d really appreciate your help! Thank you! Also, could you please tag @lustinyiling if you find it?

FOUND? 💖 Not Yet (There As Needed) by sunrise_and_death (T, 13k, wangxian, WWX & LSZ, LSZ & JL, post-canon, family bonding, dramatic revelations)

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6. Hi! Hope you can help me. I'm looking for a fic in which WWX is an immortal, and not just that, but he has luved the same life several times. On one of them, he decides he is not good enough to meet LWJ, but then still goes see him when he (WWX) is old, and see how LWJ is cold and even rude, so decides to meet him in all his lives. There are also things like JGY, XY, WJL and other being WWX spies, and ppl in Yiling go to pray to him and leave offerings.

FOUND! ❤️ Restoration by ritualist (M, 85k, wangxian)

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7. hello hello! I read this fic so long ago and I really can't remember it. I didn't even have an ao3 account to look through my history, so any help would be appreciated. I don't remember much, but it was a fic where wwx survived the siege. The most glaring memory I have is that when wwx was trying to destroy the seal it broke and pieces embedded itself in his hand. And I think it refused to heal over and he had to do an array to keep it in check.

FOUND! The storm comes and goes (and I keep walking) by Naamah_Beherit (my post here)

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8. Hello, everyone! I'm looking for a fic where the setting is the Cloud Recesses study arc and it was A/B/O dynamics. In this fic, LWJ had already presented as an alpha; however, WWX hadn't presented yet, but everyone (including him) thought he was going to present as an alpha. Then, LWJ looks for a way to change WWX's “path”. He starts to scent WWX a lot (for months I think), and WWX ends up presenting as an omega. When WWX realizes why this happened, he doesn't get mad. Thank you for your time!

FOUND! This Twitter fic by sweetlolixo (ABO, wangxian, dark lwj)

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9. Hi, I’m looking for a fic where LWJ starts acting like WWX to make him be remembered. I particularly remember a scene where LWJ goes to report results of his nighthunt/travel and he gives it with extreme detail while also writing rules.

FOUND! Unconcerned With Worldly Pursuits by Thisisnotthenerdyouarelookingfor (T, 9k, wangxian, fluff & crack, family, grief/mourning, canon divergence, OOC on purpose)

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10. hey i'm so sorry to bother but do y'all happen to know of a fic where lwj is cursed (or prophesied) to be killed (or hurt?) by a person who is older than him and who kisses him (i think the summary has them suspecting it'll be lxc for the longest time) and wwx is the one who kisses him and there's a plot twist somewhere but i don't remb what it was. from what i remember lxc and lwj's mother is the one who realized the curse / prophecy because she read his fortune or sth like that. thank you!! @bi-bi-bitteraf​

FOUND! inevitably, indubitably by friedkiki (T, 24k, wangxian, royalty au, misunderstanding, curses, fluff, angst w/ happy ending, fairy tale elements)

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11. Hello, hello. Hope you have a wonderful day/afternoon/night! For fic finder, I was wondering if you know a wangxian fic about Wei Ying being a trophy wife/husband? I forgot the name, but I do remember certain scenes in it - WY nighthunts with kids, they want to go home but WY wants to wait for LZ; WY asks LSZ for money and the juniors call him out for it; and the last part has WY peeling potatoes with the other Lan wives. I hope you and your followers can help me find it! Thank you again~

FOUND? The one about the fishies by Luminos07 (T, 3k, wangxian, domestic fluff, humor, jealous wwx, sugar daddy lwj)

FOUND? Life before you was tragic by covalentbonds (Not rated, 4k, wangxian, fluff & humor, 5+1)

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12. Hi! I was wondering if you could help find a fic I seem to have misplaced--it's about Sizhui's perspective on a series of people (maybe a 5+1?) hitting on LWJ over the course of his life. I think maybe there's a sequel in which Jingyi develops a crush on one of the people who'd formerly tried to get with LWJ? Thanks!

FOUND! Criteria, Cotton Wool, Wisdom Tooth, and Astral Inclination by incendir (T, 10k, wangxian, LSZ & LWJ, 3rd, 5th, 12th, and 13th in Resolutions series)

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13. Hello wangxianficfinder! Is there really a fic where Wei Wuxian fights/slays Xue Yang (or a demonic cultivator) and adopts the children meant to be human sacrifices? Could you and the collective help me find it? Thanks! @kaitou-cure-prism12​

FOUND? a micro utopia born as the overture plays by tardigradeschool (T, 18k, wangxian, JGY/LXC, fix-it) Spanish translation by finisterre12

FOUND? The waters and the wild by  SecretStorm (T, 62k, wangxian, WIP) 

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14. Hey! I was looking for a fic where wwx like leaves mxy's body for some reason idk and mxy comes back in it. I think it was inspired by some fanart or that art is fic art. Anyway, i think i had bookmarked it and i cannot find it anymore. Please help!!! 

FOUND? or at least similar under stars by blackfeather (oogenesis) (T, 3k, wangxian, MXY & LWJ, MXY & WWX, post-canon, fix-it, WIP)

FOUND? or at least similar And to My Surprise, Neither One of Us Has Died by muckkles (T, 5k, wangxian, post-canon, body swap au, self-harm, suicidal ideation, panic attacks, hurt/comfort, WIP)

FOUND? Cannot Brave This Life Without You by Princess_of_Jugdral (T, 4k, wangxian, post-canon, major character death, hurt no comfort, dark, angst, blood & injury, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat)

FOUND? Thank you, Sorry and last Wish by FleurFannie (T, 2k, wangxian, post-canon, established relationship, WWXin MXY's body)

Switcheroo by nirejseki (G, 2k, time travel, body swap)

REC: Mo Xuanyu centric comic by zeldacw

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15. hi there! i'm pretty sure i saved this but i cant find it anymore? wwx got age regressed. pretty sure this was cql compliant. juniors found him in yiling. jiang cheng was told about it, and reached them before lwj did. they all take care of wwx, who reveals all his trauma because "he was too small to keep his mouth shut";; but the whole thing about it was that wwx was able to rekindle his golden core by age regressing. the fic ends up with a yunmeng bros reconciliation and a wx thank you 

not FOUND little a-ying by byeollie (Not rated, 16k, wangxian, JC & WWX, LJY & JL & LSZ, LQR & WWX, curses, de-aging, fluff, family feels, reconciliation)

FOUND! found your writing on the wall by howodd5ever (T, 25k, wangxian, JC & LWJ, JC & WWX, de-aging, accidental baby acquisation, post-canon, case fic, getting together)

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[ofmdbigbang]

Title: Transformative Work Authors:  @mia-ugly​ (twitter: @many_birds, ao3: mia_ugly) and @pinehutch​ (twitter: @_pinehutch,  ao3: pinehutch) Artist: @morbidjazz​ [twitter: @androktasiaa, ao3: art (androktasia)] Beta reader: @saltbright, ao3: saltbright Characters: Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach , Lucius Spriggs, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Minor/Background Original Characters Relationship(s): Frenchie/Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Oluwande Boodhari/Frenchie (unrequited), referenced Oluwande Boodhari/Frenchie/Jim Jimenez, Frenchie & Jim Jimenez & Lucius Spriggs, Minor or Background Ships, Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs, Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs Rating:  Explicit Additional Tags: Post-Season/Series 01, POV Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Superstitious Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Metafiction, Story within a Story, Characters Writing Fanfiction, Eventual Happy Ending, Light Angst, Humor, Parody Elements, Canon-Typical Historical Inaccuracy (Our Flag Means Death), Friends With Benefits, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together, Lucius Spriggs Lives in the Walls of the Revenge, Reunions, Drunken Kissing, my enduring disappointment that “kissing the homies goodnight” is not a tag, Neck Kissing, Oral Sex, Penetrative Sex, Open Relationships, Polyamory, Blackbeard | Edward Teach’s Kraken Era, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Reunion, References to Depression Warnings: Referenced past childhood emotional abuse and childhood neglect; involuntary confinement (in-story); involuntary confinement/medical confinement (referenced in flashbacks); referenced attempted dub-con/sexual coercion (in flashbacks: a character’s first sexual encounter is with a sex worker in response to paternal pressure); toxic masculinity; referenced suicidal ideation and self-harm; referenced minor character death; pirate violence; alcohol use, arguable alcohol abuse, drunkenness; mental health issues. Summary:

“I heard you’re a writer,” Blackbeard says. There’s a sudden rustling sound as Blackbeard kicks something across the floor. Frenchie bends down to retrieve it, and sees that it’s a notebook. Wide and empty, like that one Lucius used to carry around with him. “Write us a better ending then.” Captain Blackbeard has heard about Frenchie’s ‘bit of fanfiction.’ He asks him to write a better ending for his and Stede’s story. Frenchie tries his best but soon other people want to tell the story the way it should have gone, including Fang, Lucius, Ivan, Jim, and ultimately Ed. In the act of surviving and telling stories together, relationships are considered, examined, and developed. Meanwhile, a ship trailing seagulls grows closer and closer on the horizon.

Wordcount: 40k

Author’s note:

Chapters 2/4 are posted as of midnight PDT October 6 - Chapter 3 and 4 will follow in the next few days!

Transformative Work by mia-ugly and pinehutch

Art by morbidjazz

[warandpussy]

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Twelfth Doctor/Missy, Twelfth Doctor & Missy & Bill Potts & Nardole Characters: Missy (Doctor Who), Twelfth Doctor, Bill Potts, Nardole (Doctor Who) Additional Tags: Red Dwarf AU, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Unreliable Narrator, There was only one sleeping bag, Big Gender, redemption arc but not in a catholic way, Angst with a Happy Ending, s10 alternate ending, you see the thing about twissy is that it's a really fucked up relationship, but i honestly think these crazy kids can make it work!, DUETS AS A METAPHOR FOR INTIMACY, how could i forget that one Summary:

Stranded in a broken down TARDIS in the middle of deep space, Missy, the Doctor, Nardole and Bill must team up to fix the ship and get back to Earth.

All while trying not to bicker themselves to death.

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The Doctor pushes off his seat, bringing himself to a stand. Missy’s not looking at him, not properly, but she can see him in the corner of her eyes and she desperately holds her breath. Now what, Doctor? Are we going to talk about how we’re going to live until the heat-death of the universe? How we’re stuck here, together, until the end of time? Are we ever going to talk about that?

“I’m going to do my guitar practice,” he says, and the other two groan, and Missy lets go of the air in her lungs. Of course.

Bork bonks her head on the table. “PLEASE, no,” she says. “It’s been a month. How many times can you play Wonderwall before you get sick of it?”

The Doctor frowns. “I’ve not got the bridge down yet.”

[warandpussy]

Chapters: 7/11 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Thirteenth Doctor & The Master (Dhawan) Characters: Thirteenth Doctor, The Master (Dhawan) Additional Tags: Case Fic, Grief/Mourning, Post-Episode: s12e10 The Timeless Children, not Revolution of the Daleks compliant, masterversary, the aftermath of gallifrey being destroyed (again), with some fun space shenanigans along the way, the google doc has been called 'the monstrosity' for the past six months, so that should give you some idea of what i've been dealing with here, Humans, Zygons, Time Lords Summary:

The Doctor and the Master wake up on a strange spaceship with four strangers, and are told they have to complete a series of trials to save planet Earth.

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helloooooo I’m back to posting this... if you were following it I’m so sorry for the wait... 

[warandpussy]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thirteenth Doctor/Jack Harkness Characters: Jack Harkness, Thirteenth Doctor Additional Tags: Post-Episode: Revolution of the Daleks, Drunken Kissing, Karaoke Summary:

The Doctor and Jack spend a night in an alien club, getting sloppily drunk, dancing, and having a conversation that's long overdue.

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The Doctor’s sipping her drink carefully through the pink, spirally straw she’d got on the Britney Spears floor and flapping a napkin in front of her face to cool herself down.

“I just think,” she says, very carefully, in that clear, over-enunciated way of the thoroughly drunk, “I just think,” and she lifts a sharp finger to jab at Jack’s chest. “I just think that it’s my God-given right to be moody when…” she slurps at her Pop and Fizzle, and hiccoughs. She doesn’t finish her sentence.

Her words filter through slowly. Jack’s been drinking for several hours now, and it takes him a moment to pick through them. “Do you believe in God?” he asks, curious.

“Oh. No.” She blinks rapidly.

So, why are you moody?”

The Doctor’s face darkens, and her mouth twists downwards. A soft sigh. “All my people are dead.”

[warandpussy]

Chapters: 1/11 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Thirteenth Doctor & The Master (Dhawan) Characters: Thirteenth Doctor, The Master (Dhawan) Additional Tags: Case Fic, Grief/Mourning, Post-Episode: s12e10 The Timeless Children, not Revolution of the Daleks compliant, masterversary Summary:

The Doctor and the Master wake up on a strange spaceship with four others, and are told they have to complete a series of trials to save planet Earth.

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In one corner of her mind, the Doctor catalogued the sound of soft footsteps pacing nearby. They weren’t coming near her though, so she decided to leave them be for now. For the moment, she wanted to mope. And think. Really, what had she been doing? How did she get here?

The footsteps plodded closer to her, and something nudged her in the ribs. She groaned again and rolled over, opening her eyes at last.

“Oh, get lost,” she spat, closing them immediately again.

“Don’t be a bitch,” said the Master.

[warandpussy]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thirteenth Doctor/Jack Harkness Characters: Jack Harkness, Thirteenth Doctor Additional Tags: Kissing, Hair-pulling, Jack's canonical fixation with death, Jack's canonical praise kink Summary:

Jack dies, again, and the Doctor saves him.

This is the aftermath.

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It was time to get up, perhaps. Groaning, creaking, he pulled himself to a sitting position, twisting around so that they were facing one another, cross-legged. “Thank you,” he said, as if it meant anything, as if she would ever accept it. Even though it was new, he knew the nooks and crannies of her face, the pain and tension wrought into it, the brittle facade of a weapon forged of resistant steel.

“Ah,” said the Doctor, on cue, “no need for that. What’s a bit of saving your life between friends?”

“Are we?” asked Jack. “Friends?”

“Oh,” she said, stricken. “Of course we are.”

[warandpussy]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Missy/Nardole (Doctor Who), Twelfth Doctor & Nardole, Twelfth Doctor/Missy (Implied) Characters: Nardole (Doctor Who), Missy (Doctor Who), Twelfth Doctor Additional Tags: I know, but give it a shot, University, two gremlins committing small crimes together, Misunderstandings, nardole puts a mango on his head, mangodole Summary:

The Doctor encourages Nardole to visit Missy and keep her company.

It goes about as well as could be expected.

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The Doctor pats him on the hand. “Just – go and see her,” he says, “and talk to her. You know,” he grins wildly, an incongruous look on his normally frowny face, “perhaps you could make some music together.”

Nardole gasps. The audacity.

“Get to know her.”

Nardole shakes his head vigorously, feeling his cheeks wobble as he does. “Sir, this is deeply inappropriate. You can’t ask me to do this. It must violate every HR directive in the book.” Is the Doctor really asking him to sacrifice his virtue? To that woman? He draws himself together. “It’s immoral.”

“Nardole,” the Doctor cajoles, “she just needs some enrichment.”

[warandpussy]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Twelfth Doctor/Nardole, Twelfth Doctor/Missy/Nardole Characters: Twelfth Doctor, Nardole (Doctor Who), Missy (Doctor Who), Bill Potts Additional Tags: Touch-Starved, Loneliness, Practice Kissing, Nardole is a robot, question: is it twelvedole? is it twissy? answer: the doctor has two hands, with apologies again to the AO3 tag wranglers; I just want to write some weird stuff my dudes, this is part-slapstick part-melancholy Summary:

After seventy years stuck in Bristol University, loneliness sits aching in the Doctor’s chest. Lucky then, that his robot assistant has so many spare heads lying around.

–-

“What do you want?” Nardole snipes.

The Doctor makes an offended noise at the back of his throat. “Is that any way to greet an old friend?”

“‘Old friend’? I saw you last week!”

“And what a quiet week it’s been,” the Doctor says, and settles the head back down on his desk. His arms were starting to hurt. “Look, I need your help for something. Will you do me a favour?”

Spare Head One, it turns out, has the exact same suspicious squint as Main Head – or perhaps it should be the other way round. Whatever. “It depends what it is,” Nardole says.

Now that he actually has to say it, the Doctor finds himself strangely recalcitrant. He clears his throat. “I find,” he starts, halting, “that I am – in this regeneration, anyway – somewhat… oh, how to put it…” he trails off, runs a hand through his hair. “I am somewhat unaccustomed to intimacy. How’s that?”

“Blisteringly obtuse, as always, sir,” Nardole tells him.

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Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Thirteenth Doctor & Yasmin Khan & Graham O'Brien & Ryan Sinclair, Thirteenth Doctor & Jack Harkness Characters: Thirteenth Doctor, Yasmin Khan, Graham O'Brien, Ryan Sinclair, Jack Harkness Additional Tags: doncaster, aggressively northern, everything is shit but in a good way, a story about stories, yaz being annoyed at ryan for breaking the law, graham being worried about the doctor hurting herself, the doctor pushing away any attempts at intimacy from her friends, jack just being a SIMP for all versions of the doctor Summary:

There’s a dangerous beast lurking at the heart of Doncaster town. And no - it’s not the Council.

--

Fifteen minutes later they were all sitting together on the kerb outside the station.

“I cannot believe,” the Doctor said scornfully, “that I am in a town where the only thing they do is build trains, but I have to get a rail replacement bus service because of industrial action. This is just typical.”

Ryan shrugged. “Northern Rail.”

--

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Hello! Can I tempt you with a story about monsters hidden underground, vicars keeping secrets, and one much-needed conversation between two very very old friends? :D

[warandpussy]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Twelfth Doctor/Missy, Twelfth Doctor & Nardole Characters: Twelfth Doctor, Missy (Doctor Who), Nardole (Doctor Who) Additional Tags: missy and her piano, the doctor and his guitar, Music, a DUET!!!!, me: sobbing and holding my masters degree - it's a METAPHOR guys Summary:

One day out of thousands, they can come together in the Vault and create something beautiful.

--

“Did you like it?” Missy asked.

“More of a Rachmaninoff guy myself, actually,” the Doctor said.

She twisted her head at this, fixing her gaze at him. “I don’t have the handspan for that these days and you know it.”

“Well maybe you should have thought about that when you regenerated.”

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Yo, I wrote something. 

It’s sort of about music, and also sort of about friendship, and it’s definitely about my ever-growing love for Doctor Who. Check it out, if you’d like to!

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All Alone (More or Less)

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by androktasia

Stranded in a broken down TARDIS in the middle of deep space, Missy, the Doctor, Nardole and Bill must team up to fix the ship and get back to Earth.

All while trying not to bicker themselves to death.

--

The Doctor pushes off his seat, bringing himself to a stand. Missy’s not looking at him, not properly, but she can see him in the corner of her eyes and she desperately holds her breath. Now what, Doctor? Are we going to talk about how we’re going to live until the heat-death of the universe? How we’re stuck here, together, until the end of time? Are we ever going to talk about that?

“I’m going to do my guitar practice,” he says, and the other two groan, and Missy lets go of the air in her lungs. Of course.

Bork bonks her head on the table. “PLEASE, no,” she says. “It’s been a month. How many times can you play Wonderwall before you get sick of it?”

The Doctor frowns. “I’ve not got the bridge down yet.”

Words: 8795, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English

Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Missy (Doctor Who), Twelfth Doctor, Bill Potts, Nardole (Doctor Who)

Relationships: Twelfth Doctor/Missy, Twelfth Doctor & Missy & Bill Potts & Nardole

Additional Tags: Red Dwarf AU, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Unreliable Narrator, There was only one sleeping bag, Big Gender, redemption arc but not in a catholic way, Angst with a Happy Ending, s10 alternate ending, you see the thing about twissy is that it's a really fucked up relationship, but i honestly think these crazy kids can make it work!

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You Wouldn't Want It Any Other Way

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by androktasia

The Doctor and Jack spend a night in an alien club, getting sloppily drunk, dancing, and having a conversation that's long overdue.

--

The Doctor’s sipping her drink carefully through the pink, spirally straw she’d got on the Britney Spears floor and flapping a napkin in front of her face to cool herself down.

“I just think,” she says, very carefully, in that clear, over-enunciated way of the thoroughly drunk, “I just think,” and she lifts a sharp finger to jab at Jack’s chest. “I just think that it’s my God-given right to be moody when…” she slurps at her Pop and Fizzle, and hiccoughs. She doesn’t finish her sentence.

Her words filter through slowly. Jack’s been drinking for several hours now, and it takes him a moment to pick through them. “Do you believe in God?” he asks, curious.

“Oh. No.” She blinks rapidly.

So, why are you moody?”

The Doctor’s face darkens, and her mouth twists downwards. A soft sigh. “All my people are dead.”

Words: 1739, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Jack Harkness, Thirteenth Doctor

Relationships: Thirteenth Doctor/Jack Harkness

Additional Tags: Post-Episode: Revolution of the Daleks, Drunken Kissing, Karaoke

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: George Gordon Byron | Lord Byron/Thirteenth Doctor Characters: Thirteenth Doctor, George Gordon Byron | Lord Byron Additional Tags: Kissing, Loneliness, how can lord byron be in the show and the doctor doesn't even snog him!!, let the doctor snog lord byron!!!!! Summary:

“Rule number one – nobody snogs Byron!”

Well, the Doctor thinks as she reaches for the frilly lapels of his shirt, she’s never been very good at following her own rules anyway.