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This is better than any Marvel movie I have ever seen
#andrew rousso#andrewrousso#dunkin donuts#the driest densest most inedible doughnuts on the planet#comedy#skit#tiktok
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#andrew rousso#RENE FROM NOMA#Tim haber#René Redzepi#video#Marcus goldblas#2019#albino sea cucumber#Youtube
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exactly like that
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manifest destined lust for cheese
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Buying glasses at an optical store be like...
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This. This explains my not getting glasses for a year!
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Back when I did telecom they somehow convinced a few of us young guys that if we weren’t like this, we were in the midst of a complete system rebuild, then customers would die if there was a major outage and we would be on the hook for the fines because it was part of our service area. For a while I think my blood was a mix of Dunkin coffee, Mountain Dew, and Burger King whoppers
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Tadano DESTROYS 9-5's with FACTS and LOGIC
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I made an account on Robin Hood last night. Bro that’s not a move that’s an email confirmation. Yeah well, Rome wasn’t built in a day. Bro you ain’t Rome, shit you ain’t even Detroit.
Andrew Rousso
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Talking about your ex... The memes were Dank though, but who the fuck is chrysanthemum??
#youtube#skit#ex talk#the memes were dank though#that fried shit#comparison is bad#Andrew Rousso#honest
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Jaune is laying on the floor in team JNPR’s dorm and Pyrrha is on her knees shaking him.
Pyrrha: “Jaune wake up! Please wake up!”
Ren runs into the dorm
Ren: “Pyrrha I got your message! I told Sun to bring Professor Ozpin. Now tell me what happened!”
Ren gets on his knees to do CPR
Pyrrha: We were hooking up, and he asked me to sit on his face.”
Ren: “And then you said, ‘I’m not going to do that babe because I don’t want to actually sit on your face and hurt you.”
Pyrrha: “No… No I actually did it.”
Ren: “Sure, but you didn’t actually sit on his face. You kinda hovered there right?”
Pyrrha: “No… I actually sat on his face. Full force, full weight, everything. Please help Jaune!”
Ren: “Yeah there’s nothing to do here, he’s dead.”
Proceeds to stand up
Pyrrha: “What!?”
Ren: “I mean that’s awesome!”
Sun comes bursting in with medical supplies
Sun: “Ozpin is on his way right now! What’s Jaune’s status!?”
Ren: “Pyrrha actually sat on his face, she didn’t even hover.”
Sun: “Yeah, there’s nothing we can do to help.”
Pyrrha: “What!? No we need to bring him back!”
Sun: “Pyrrha, you are an absolute queen.”
Pyrrha: “You mean the two of you aren’t going to try and revive him!?”
Sun: “We don’t need to.”
Ren: “I’m his teammate second, but I’m a guy first and that goes against Bro Code. Because every guy would love to die by his girlfriend sitting on his face.”
Pyrrha: “I should be arrested, I murdered my soulmate!”
Ren: “You two are more than soulmates now.”
Ozpin comes bursting in
Ozpin: “Oh my!! What happened to Mr. Arc!?”
Ren: “Pyrrha actually sat on his face, no hovering.”
Ozpin: “Is this true Ms. Nikos?”
Pyrrha: “Yes.”
Ozpin: “The two of you think this is a joke? Ms. Nikos I apologize for these two behaviors.”
Pyrrha: “Thank you!”
Ozpin: “We should be thanking you. So the death certificate should say, Death by Snu Snu.”
All three guys then look at Jaune’s face and see the massive smile on it.
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#andrew rousso#when different generations have similar fits#don’t be wastin all your time livin in regret wakin up at 80 only left with things unsaid#video#Youtube
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Do any of you memorial pages or supporters have joy from Rachel Joy Scott she is in heaven spreading around joy and peace and her and more Angels rest in peace in heaven fly high and we all miss them all Maite Yuleana Rodriguez, Eliahna “Ellie or Elle” Torres, Makenna Lee “Kenna” Elrod Seiler, Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, Jailah Nicole Silguero, Layla Marie Salazar, Jacklyn Jaylen “Jackie” Cazares, Maranda Gail Mathis, Alexandria Aniyah "Lexi" Rubio, Tess Marie Mata, David Charles Kerr, Melissa Helen Currie, Ross William Irvine, Charlotte Louise Dunn, Kevin Allan Hasell, Brett McKinnon, Mhairi Isabel Macbeath, Sophie Jane “Soph” Lockwood-North, Megan Turner, Hannah Louise Scott, Joanna Caroline “JoJo” Ross, John Alexander Petrie, Emily Morten, Abigail Joanne “Abbie” McLennan, Josephine Grace “Joey” Gay, Olivia Rose “Liv or Livie” Engel, Daniel Gerard Barden, Charlotte Helen “Char” Bacon, James Radley Mattioli, Ana Grace Márquez-Greene, Jesse McCord Lewis, Chase Michael-Anthony Kowalski, Catherine Violet Hubbard, Madeleine Feng “Maddie” Hsu, Dylan Christopher Jack Hockley, Allison Noelle “Allie” Wyatt, Benjamin Andrew “Ben” Wheeler, Avielle Rose “Avie” Richman, Jessica Adrienne “Jess” Rekos, Caroline Phoebe “Boo” Previdi, Noah Samuel Pozner, Jack Armistead Pinto, Emilie Alice “Em” Parker, Grace Audrey “Gracie” McDonnell, Bojana Asović, Ana “Anci” Božović, Ema “Emica” Kobiljski, Angelina “Gina” Aćimović, Adriana “Adri” Dukić, Sofija “Sof” Negic, Alyssa Miriam Alhadeff, Hana St. Juliana, Evelyn Marie Dieckhaus, Hallie Ladelle Scruggs, Saffie-Rose Brenda Roussos, Nell Jones,
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[Don’t Starve] Assistance
Wigfrid: Lady Wickerböttom! I have been wöunded and require assistance!
Wickerbottom: Wigfrid, look at your arm! You’re bleeding!
Wigfrid: The mönsteröus pig was the victim, I am the victör!
Wickerbottom: That’s a pretty bad wound… just wait right there okay?
Wigfrid: BANDAGE ME IN SILK AND I SHALL FIGHT AGAIN!!
Wickerbottom: Okay, we have to clean it first.
Wigfrid: What is that?
Wickerbottom: It’s healing salve. It will disinfect the wound.
Wigfrid: Döes it hurt?
Wickerbottom: No, it won’t.
Wigfrid: Prömise me, lady Wickerböttöm?
Wickerbottom: *Pauses*
[The two stare at each other]
Wickerbottom: I promise, dear.
Wigfrid: Ah, 'tis fine.
Wickerbottom: Well, maybe just a bit…
Wigfrid: 'Tis cöld… *Her eyes widen* …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!
Wickerbottom: I’m sorry, dear. I have to do this.
Wigfrid: THE HÖRNETS OF HADES HATH DESCENDED UPÖN ME!!
Wickerbottom: I had to Wigfrid.
Wigfrid: I HAVE SMELTED IRÖN WITH THE TITAN’S TOUCH, AND FÖRGED SWÖRDS ÖF CHIMERA’S FLAME!!
Wickerbottom: Oh, dear…
Wigfrid: BUT NEVER FELT THE BASLISK’S STING LIKE THIS!!!
Wickerbottom: It stings a bit, but it’s not that bad.
Wigfrid: LAY TWÖ TOKENS ÖN MY EYES FÖR THE FERRYMAN.
Wickerbottom: Wigfrid.
Wigfrid: I’m fading tö Elysium… I see öur fair Ötto Vön Chesterfield…
Wickerbottom: …She just had to bring him up…
Wigfrid: …HE LÖÖKS BEAUTIFUL!!
Wickerbottom: Wigfrid dear, you are being a bit dramatic.
Wigfrid: I AM THE DRAMA!!!
Wickerbottom: Would you like a kitcoon bandage or a vargling bandage?
Wigfrid: Kitcöön please.
Inspo - Andrew Rousso. And this:
#heard the audio and thought of them#don’t starve#dst wickerbottom#dst wigfrid#dst chester#tw caps#tw long post#tw long text#incorrect quotes
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Have you watched the "Timmy" series by Andrew rousso?
If not
I highly recommend it
Oh my god. XD This playlist is fantastic.
I think I actually remember randomly coming across the one about Timmy being locked in the bathroom on my shorts feed ages ago! Seeing them all in a row, this feels like if Stewie from Family Guy grew up. 😂
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I'm #brothercory2024 And I'm Preaching About Saffie Rose Roussos BBC https://www.bbc.com Manchester Arena bombing: Saffie Roussos's parents on hearing the truth Mar 6, 2022 — The parents of the Manchester Arena bombing's youngest victim speak about their life since she died. They cannot Hurt you innocent children innocent people ain't fixing to Hurt you so why Hurt them? Why kill them? Why Bomb or Shoot at Concerts or Schools? Some of Y'all may not know but one day on Halloween I Saw a woman in a Dress Rope Nearly Naked Y'all know what I'm saying? This Woman Nearly Took Off Her Dressing Rope Outside I Was Like Woah Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Woman What Are you Doing? Why Was You Just Naked Buttnaked I Ain't Going to Continue Talking About That Around Here huh? Listen I'm Preaching About Saffie Rose Roussos I'm Praying for her while I'm preaching about her I Thought About A 22 Or 21 Year Old Girl From Instagram Behind A Memorial Page For Saffie Rose Roussos There's Many Memorial Pages But Not One As Good As saffierosememory Lucy None Memorial Pages Better Than Lucy She Got Good Edits Y'all She Is Doing Wonderful With Her Edits And Page Y'all I have a few words from the website about 8 Years Old Saffie Rose Roussos but also @anhonorforsaffiesangels Has Great Edits She Has A Great Memorial Pages Too Saffie-Rose Brenda Roussos BIRTH 4 Jul 2008 Leyland, South Ribble Borough, Lancashire, England DEATH 22 May 2017 (aged 8)Manchester, Metropolitan Borough of Manchester, Greater Manchester, England A VIRTUAL CEMETERY CREATED BY KERSTIN o May 22, 2017 Manchester Arena Attack On 22 May 2017, an Islamist extremist suicide bomber detonated a shrapnel-laden homemade bomb as people were leaving the Manchester Arena following a concert by American singer Ariana Grande. BURIAL Saint Andrews Churchyard Leyland, South Ribble Borough, Lancashire, England Saffie was the youngest victim of the Manchester Arena bombing, on May 22, 2017, when a suicide bomber detonated explosives outside of the venue, when masses of people were leaving an Ariana Grande concert. The majority of concertgoers were young girls and their parents. Over a thousand people were injured in the attack, We Pray
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