#andre lee x you

[sin-sidejob]

FRIEND REQUEST FROM:

… Andre Lee

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Fanfic / Ficlets

Halloween

°੭*• afab / NSFW / werewolf Andre

Oral Preferences

°੭*• afab / NSFW / how he likes to eat you out

Drabbles

੭*• Valentine’s

੭*• New Years

੭*• Jealous

Headcanons

° giving head

° what he watches

° how he likes your nails

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ACCEPTED. FOLLOW BACK?

…YES

[ben-pincus]

reagan ridley as your partner would include

• meaningless but cute inventions when u complain about somethjng

• for example if you complain about the tv remote being too far away she’ll install legs on the remote or something

• staring as a love language

• watching cheesy rom coms until the ungodly hours of the morning with her

• stalking peoples social media and talking shit about them

• actually, just talking shit about people in general!

• hacking little kids on roblox

• rand being a cheeky fucker

• getting a cat together, because i firmly believe reagan ridley is a proud cat lover

• facetiming on the toilet

• domestic dates, she’s not a fan of places with big crowds

• shit talking her dad

• crisp packets and soda cans. EVERYWHERE.

• “diabetes central” movie nights, consisting of a lot of sweets that could give a person diabetes

[princenothinq]

idk why i forgot to post this here

[cognitosclowns]

Genuinely thinking about getting tag teamed by Myc and Andre. Or Myc laying one of their tentacles on readers head, and reader just grabs it and starts playing with it, completely unaware that it’s actually an erroneous zone. They’re just messing with it and Myc is going through a very interesting time.

EEEHEHEHE >:) <3333 ok this is an old ask but the idea of getting Tag Teamed by Myc and Andre is WRACKING my brain rn. so. IM GONNA RUN W/ THAT <3333 TYSM TYSM TYSM-

NSFT!!! minors go away!! Possible tw for Drugs (Myc and his Weird Psychoactive Gunk)

GRGRKGKRKG,,,, options,,, choices,, hgrnurngunrnrugnrungung p e n i s

oh so they’re gonna corrupt you

THEY’RE GONNA CORRUPT YOU SO BAD!!!! WORSE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED!!!

I feel like getting tag-teamed by them is almost inevitable if you’re getting w/ one of them. They’re sort of a package deal. Bare minimum, it’ll be suggested over coffee once or twice

it usually starts out as,, just one of them??

individually they are such GRABBY BASTARD SMDSND + they’re literally ready to fuck,, whenever.

this does mean that if one of them catches you two fucking, the other one will ABSOLUTELY JOIN IN <333 COME ON

HM LETS SEE

Handcuffs aren't necessary when one of your fuck buddies has 6 arms <3

TRULY IF YOU WANNA BE PINNED, MYC WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE. 

It’s easy for most people to forget, but his tentacles are strong. Rope strong. He could keep you pinned in any manner of positions for a senselessly long time without breaking a sweat.

You need your legs up, so that Andre can get that One Specific Angle that turns your brain into jelly? ‘Don’t worry babe, I’ve got ya covered’

OR EVEN. LIKE.

Two tentacles for the arms, two for the legs, two for any assorted holes that Andre may be incapable of filling <3 or even just if,, he wants to get you extra squirmy. You can take two, right?

It’s also super efficient bc. Yeah Andre fucks kinda sloppy, and has a tendency to accidentally move y’all around with his thrusting. (mm. you’ve accidentally bumped your skull on the headboard a few times MNSDMS)

SO!! It’s nice to have Myc there to,, keep you two stuck in place <3 

ALSO TANGENT BUT. Two things I feel like Myc would love is :

Stuffing one of his tentacles in there w/ his dick, along with some comment about how ‘maybe if his dick wasn’t so scrawny, I wouldn’t have to ;)’

Wrapping a tentacle or two around Andre’s hips, and fucking you for him. This is especially good when Andre starts losing energy <3 Myc can easy hold his wiry ass up, so he basically just uses him as a Very Loud, Giggling Dildo <333

ALSO THESE BOYS ARE INCAPABLE OF SHUTTING UP

Each individually is extremely vocal + chatty during sex. Both of them combined is torment (affectionate)

They’re absolutely shameless. Any comments that come to the surface will be said. 

Also don’t be surprised if they pull some ''Good-Cop-Bad-Cop'' shit, with one of them degrading you and the other praising you.

Laying against Andre's body, feeling his hands dig into your thighs to keep you still, while Myc tests the limit of just how stretchy human holes are?? Your poor cock-addled brain is gonna be absolutely flooded with their rambling.

It's all very 'Je-sus, aren't you an overachiever. Three deep and you're still lookin' for more, huh?'

'aww hehe, look at how well they’re doing!

'Aw, you're always spoiling em! If they can get a fourth one in, then maybe we can start talkin' about 'good' '

etc, etc, ad nauseum, carpet diem, you get the drill. They're little bastards who like the sound of their own voices MSNDMSNDMSN

OH AND ANDRE WILL,, 1000% JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE VIEW  WHILE MYC HAS HIS FUN SMNSMDN

There’s something very stimulating to just,, having an outside view of the action. You and Myc being completely undone, while he’s able to be,, a Calm and Collected Outside Observer is EXTREMELY RARE FOR ANDRE SMNSMD

It’s definitely not an Always thing, just an Occasional thing.

Getting different angles?? talking back-and-forth w/ Myc, while his tentacles fuck you open like he’s drilling for oil? Absolute perfection.

He’s not always gonna be a Pair Of Needy Eyes In The Corner Of The Room, though, he does sometimes like getting closer to the action!!

LIKE I can totally see him sitting on the bed beside y’all while Myc has his fun. Just,, lazily kissing your cheek every once and a while, loosely jacking himself off. Maybe a bit of wisecracking <33 

granted, you don’t remember much of it bc. After the third tentacle your brain kinda goes a little squirmy, but the thought is sweet nonetheless <3

ADDITIONAL MISC STUFF??

Myc being into bukkake + Andre being a little freak (adoring) means that you will be coated in fluids of several origins. The bath afterwards is magical tho so it's worth it

OHO getting railed (anally) by Myc feels a bit like a Very Horny Colonoscopy. If you ask, those puppies will go deep. like,, deep deep. Like 'oh my god, it feels like you're in my throat' deep.

and,, yeah usually that wouldn't be all that pleasant, but the Delightful, Stimulating Properties that his tentacle goo evokes turns the experience Transcendental.

Your entire torso feels kinda,, tingly and sensitive and full?? every time he shifts, it feels like he’s hitting alllll the spots you need at once. He says its something about the psychoactive properties, but you’re too fucked out to really care <3

he’s also super gentle - even if his tendrils are super slick and blunt, he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you. He’s a jerk, sure, but he’s not an asshole.

[and,, yeah those are definitely the times Andre takes a bit more of a back-seat role. Lots of praise n' giggling. He just lays back and runs his hands along your body, maybe even against your stomach-intestine area to enjoy the way Mycs tendrils make your stomach bulge]

Was possessed by the spirit of Tentacle Porn (tm) SMDNSMDN I COULD GO ON ABOUT THESE TWO FOR CENTURIES, BUT I'LL LEAVE THIS HERE <333 MWAH THIS WAS SO FUN, THANK YOU SO DEARLY!!!

[stormdragon23]

Solo Leveling AU Ideas

Just random ideas that I haven't really expanded too much on yet

Shadow Monarch!Park Kyung-Hye AU: Park Kyung-Hye awakens as an E-Rank hunter instead of Sung Jinwoo and is the one who ends up in the double dungeon. (It's mostly just her being a mother to everyone around her. Would probably end up adopting a lot of hunters along the way-)

Choibaek Beauty and the Beast AU: Baek Yoonho as the Beast, Choi Jongin as Belle, Cha Haein as Belle's family member, Hwang Dongsoo as Gaston (Jongin being scared? No, Jongin just straight up calls Yoonho ugly to his face-)

Pirate!Thomas Andre x Mermaid!Lennart Niermann AU: Lennart as a mermaid seems cute. Disney princess vibes. That's about it actually.

Chulwoo Princess and the Frog AU: Jinchul as the prince and Jinwoo as the frog (seems in character for them as far as I know-) Can you tell I used to be a Disney fan?

College Roommates AU (platonic pairs):

- Baek Yoonho and Min Byung-gyu (listen, I just want them to be happy, together, and alive-) - Lee Juhee and Cha Haein (they'd have such a cute relationship) - Thomas Andre and Christopher Reed (I'd like more interactions between them) - Sung Jinwoo and Yoo Jinho (You know that meme where one roommate wakes up at 5:30, and the other goes to bed at 5:30? That's them) - Park Heejin and Jung Yerim (also seems cute)

I may have gotten carried away with some of them-

If anyone wants me to expand on any of these/wants to expand on any ideas themselves, feel free to let me know (I like the side characters a lot. Might think of more later)

[anonnluvver]

brett with a very shy reader ? most x readers have a too bold personality for me to relate too lol, gender is unimportant and just headcannons pleaseee :) ty

HIII OMG YALL REQUESTED A WHOOOLLE LOT AND IM SO SORRY IVE TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO THEM BUT I PROMISE I WILL! I’ve just been so busy lately but I’ve finally got some free time on my hands so be ready for looots of posts. ANYWAYS let’s get to it, thanks so much for requesting! (Btw this one is a long one…and cheesy)

Brett x shy reader fluff(gender neutral)

“Deep breathes, okay. You can do this.” You quietly whisper to yourself, nervously fiddling with the seams of your shirt. It’s the first day of your new job in the shadow government at Cognito inc. taking one last deep breath and push the doors open walking up to the front desk. “Hi, im Y/n. Im new here and someone named Reagan said to ask you for instructions.” The secretary just looks you up in down with the blankest expression you’ve ever seen and simply said “go to the 2nd floor, conference room.” You awkwardly look away and thank the lady. Geez so much for good first impressions. Following the mean ladys instructions you stand right in front of the conference doors and give it a quick knock. “Come in!” You hear a women shout. Opening the doors you see who you assume is your boss, Regan. “Hi, I’m Regan your boss . Since of now you are part of the task force.” That was super brief, you thought. You’re a little shocked at how quickly you had been assigned to a job. “Oh um okay, well when do I get to meet this team of mine?” You question her a little scared to meet the rest of your co-workers. “Ah sorry I called you in a bit earlier than everyone else just so you could adjust to your office a bit. I’ll show you the way there then you’ll come back here when your done settling down to meet everyone else.” Regan walks you out to your office and leaves soon after. Your body slumps and your bag falls onto your desk as you sit down. “Well this hasnt been too bad. Regan doesn’t talk too much, which is kind of awkward but I mean so am I.” You talk to yourself in your small office hearing your voice echo a little on the walls from the emptiness in the room. Well I guess I should start heading back I’ve been here a while, sighing you stand up and hesitantly go to the conference room once more. You open the doors to find more people sitting down at the large table in the conference room, all suddenly turning their heads to look at you. In embarrassment your face flushes a little and you look at the floor awkwardly. “Oh, sorry everyone um hi I’m Y/n.” You quietly introduce yourself. “Oh my gosh!” *SQUEEL* “You must be our new co worker!” *gasp* You sharply gasp, surprised by being pulled into a tight hug and squeezed up into the air. Your face grows even hotter and flustered not knowing who is touching you or what to do. You look down to see the person hugging you so tightly and see a tall and really attractive guy. And suddenly your even more flustered if that’s possible. “Brett how many times do we have to tell you, you don’t hug people who don’t know you.” Reagan sighs tiredly, clearly this isn’t the first time he’s done this. “Oh! Right sorry… I’m just so excited to have a new addition to our gang!” He quickly puts you done and apologizes. “Y/n you can come sit down with us now, everyone just introduce yourselves normally please.” Wow, Regan already seems done and the day just started. “Oh okay.” Shit, well where am I supposed to sit? You look to the right and see that weird guy who hugged you patting the seat next to him. You just quickly look away and sit next to Regan on the opposite side from him. You don’t mean to be harsh but you’re just nervous to be close to him. And strange enough he looks sad you didn’t sit next to him. “Alright well I’m Andre Lee, the tasks force one and only biochemist. I also got the good stuff-if you know what I mean wink wink.” He elbows your side while dramatically winking. “You are such a weirdo Andre.” The next girl rolls her eyes at Andre “whatever, I’m Gigi Thompson, best looking one here and PR of the media manipulation department. I’m sure you’ve seen my work because I am everywhere.” She laughs at her own flattery. “And I’m Glen Dolphman, Cognito Inc’s supersoilder and responsible for managing the company’s arsenal.” He says while firmly saluting to the American flag. “Oh and I’m Brett Hand! And uh I guess I just work here.” He laughs awkwardly at the last part as it seems he doesn’t even know why he’s here. “Okay now that everyone has introduced themselves let’s get to business.”

Regans voice just fades out slowly from your head as your distracted by a certain someone. You just stare at him in confusion and curiosity, Brett seems like such a strange yet normal guy. Though as your staring at him you can say he is really cute. Lost in your thoughts you don’t even notice when Brett catches you staring at him at first. He smiles at you and you quickly look away in embarrassment.

Eventually the hours pass you by and your first day on the job was over. You’re glad it was nothing crazy but planning things and paperwork. Reagan promised you’d be safely at the office, just for your first few days. You collect your things from your office and head to your car in the parking lot. Content enough with your first day you decide to get a quick pick me up at Starbucks. You sit at a table by yourself waiting for your vanilla with extra sweet cream foam cold brew, your regular. “Oh hey Y/n, it’s me Brett!” You look at up from your phone in surprise. Brett stood smiling right in front of you. Immediately filled with awkward nervousness you look away from him and down the the table. “Um hi…” you quietly respond to him, clearly not matching his energy. Brett immediately frowns with sadness. “Hey, I’m sorry that I hugged you without your permission. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable, I was just so excited to meet you! From now on I promise I’ll always ask before touching you.” Surprised at his apology you look up to see him smiling sweetly at you. You feel your cheeks warm up and little and you start to smile just a little. “Thanks, I really appreciate it Brett.” You finally spoke to him while making eye contact! Brett’s eyes light up with happiness, just glad you accepted his apology. Before either of you could say anything else the employee called out your order. “Oh that’s me, sorry Brett I have to go now but um it was really nice to see you.” You grab your bag and coffee and wave goodbye to Brett. Finally at home lying in your bed trying to sleep, you find yourself staring at the ceiling unable to stop thinking about something. Or more like someone. You couldn’t get Brett Hand out of your head and it was unbearable. What was so intriguing about him to you? I mean surely you cant like him you just met. I’m sure it’s just cause your excited about having a new friend. Yes of course, that’s the answer. All these thoughts rush through your head for the next few hours of you sleepless night.

You wave lazily at the front desk lady on your way into the office this morning, tired from you lack of sleep from last night. You drop a few things off at the office and report to the conference room shortly after as Reagan directed. You walk in and it’s just Reagan, seems like your a bit early. “G���mornin.” You mumble and take a sit next to her slumping tiredly in the chair. “Woah you look just like me, what’s wrong?” Reagan questions your tired face knowing it a little too well. You slowly lift your head off the table to look at her with half closed eyes. “Hm? Oh sorry, im just really tired. I couldnt sleep last night and I forgot to get coffee this morning too.” You slur and mumble all your words but it’s clear enough for Reagan to understand what your saying. “Ah I get that but my question is, why were you having trouble sleeping?” And before you could fumble over your words trying to make an excuse the answer bursts right through the doors. “Hey guys! How’s it going?” Brett’s energy is way too much for you this morning so you just put your head back down and doze off as Regan and Brett talk for a bit. Yet before you can fall asleep Brett calls out your name. “Y/n, look up.” “Hm?” You hum and left your head of the table once more to look up at whatever Brett wanted. He was holding out a coffee to you. You wake up a little from the shock and slowly sit up straight. “Is this for me?” You look at him confused. “Yes of course, I swinged by this morning to get you it. it’s a vanilla cold brew with extra sweet cream foam!” He gleefully beams at you. “But that’s what I always get?” You look at him stumped “how do you know my order?” Still confused you question Brett. “Oh well I I remember what order the employee called out yesterday when I saw you.” He smiles once more and you gently reach out your hands to grab the cup. And suddenly your sense of touch heightens when your fingers brush softly against Brett’s as you grab the cold cup. You share one last look with Brett before he quickly jolts up. “Oh! I just remembered I should go find the others. I know they’re here probably just running late.” He smiles and heads off to find the rest of your co workers. You just sit there starring off into space from where Brett last stood. “Hey Y/n” “hello?” “Y/N!” Regan yells at you to wake up from your day dream. “Oh regan, sorry I spaced out.” “Yea I could tell. Now let’s get ready for another stressful meeting.” You fully turn your attention to helping Regan prepare for the day.

Once again the work day is over and it’s time to leave as your walking out to the doors of your office you’re stopped by a certain someone. “Hey Y/n! Great work today.” It’s Brett. “Oh, thanks Brett…” fuck you’re internally screaming. Why does this guy make you so nervous? Hiding your face from Brett inevitable feeling the heat flush to your cheeks once more. “Um by the way, thanks for the coffee. It was really cool of you.” Cool? Gosh I sound like a dork. You internally beat your self up for your stupid choice of words. “No problem! Anything for a pal.” He giggles a little from his own statement and winks at you playfully. “Okay we’ll see you tomorrow Y/n!” And with that you both exchanges waves and goodbyes. Once finally out of eyesight you mentally face palm and groan into your hands. Gosh. That was embarrassing “Honey, I just saw that whole thing and whooh that was awkward.” You quickly turn around to see who saw your embarrassing display with Brett and it was Gigi. “Ugh I know but I just can’t figure out why I’m so awkward around him.” You cringe at just remembering your interaction. And yet you find yourself weirdly comfortable talking to Gigi. “Mmhm I think I know exactly why.” She just gives you an all knowing look up and down. “Really? Please tell me why.” You plead do her to enough you so you can just solve the issue already. “It’s because you like him.” “WHAT?” You accidentally yell out in shock covering your mouth quickly. “I mean, why do you say so?” This time whispering so no one near could hear. “Honey it’s written all over that little face of yours.” You groan loudly at her claim. Could that really be the reason your social skills suck more then usual when talking to Brett? “But I just met him, how could I already like him?” You ask Gigi since she seems to be much more knowledgeable in this aspect. “Well I couldn’t tell you. After all how am I supposed to know why YOU like him? All I know is lover boy seems to be developing a few feelings of his own.” And with that mind breaking statement she leaves you alone with just you and your thoughts. Brett like me?? No way. Not in a million years. These words echoing through your head the whole way home. Throwing yourself over your bed with exhaustion more over your conflicting emotions rather than your heavy work load and eventually passing out.

A few weeks pass and your now comfortable in your new work environment, strange but now familiar. Yet one thing has not changed, the awkwardness you feel when around Brett. And yes those feelings Gigi talked about have not left one bit, in fact you’d say they’ve grown over time. Brett’s nice gestures always make your stomach flutter with butterflies and your heart face like some 3rd grade crush. “Y/nnnn, Come on! He clearly likes you, why not just make a damn move already. Everyone in the office practically knows already! It’s so obvious.” Gigi shouts at you while your just trying to enjoy your sandwich. You asked to have lunch together not a therapy session… “Gigi shhh! Don’t say that so loud!” You sigh and put your sandwich down “look, I like him sure but we don’t know for sure if he does and-“ “OH PLEASE!” Gigi cuts you off abruptly shouting and throwing her arms in the air. “He’s always extra nice to you and trust me Brett’s already way too nice. Plus he’s always bring you little gifts all the time.” She huffs and rolls her eyes at you. “Whatever Gigi, I’m not making any moves so sorry to dissatisfy your office romance fantasies.” You roll you eyes back at her and clean up since your lunch break is over leaving back to your office and go finish up some paperwork for Reagan. “Oh I will get my office romance wether you want it or not.” Gigi talks to herself planning a ‘special’ surprise for you.

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* you sigh getting up from your chair to open the door to your office. “Oh hi Gigi, Reagan, What do you need?” You see the two girls standing in front of your door. “Hey Y/n we were hoping you could help us find something in the chemical closet.” Gigi asks in a weirdly high pitch voice. “Sure,what is it?” You ask wondering what it was they couldn’t find. “Oh follow us then we’ll tell you”. So you follow Reagan and Gigi to the chemical closet and go inside. “It’s called fizzyflupflurp acid.” You can hear one of them trying to hold in a laugh behind you “Really? That sounds kind of stupid.” But before you can say anymore they quickly leave in a rush saying to just call them when you find it since they’re so “busy”. Huh, weird. But I mean this whole place is weird. You just think to yourself as you look through the various viles for ‘fizzyflupflurp’ acid. Suddenly you hear lots of giggling behind you and hear Brett stumble into the closet falling right on to you. He lets out a grunt from the impact of you two colliding and before either of you can get a word out you hear the lock click and Gigi and Reagan giggles burst out into laughter. You push brett aside and rush to the door trying to open the door but it’s locked, pounding your fist on the door in frustration when it doesn’t open. “Let us out!” You yell at the other two behind the door. “Yeah, What are we locked in here for?” Brett chimes in. “Oh I think you know why you’re in there. And we’re not letting you out till one of you spits it out.” You can just hear the smirk on Gigi’s face. You freeze in fear and feel your face turn completely hot and red. “Gosh no.” You breathlessly whisper to yourself not wanting to turn around and face Brett. “AH OKAY I ADMIT IT,” Brett suddenly yells out “I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE STALKED YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA TO LEARN YOUR FAVORITE THINGS.” Brett winces as if you might yell at him for what he’s done. “Brett what? No, this isn’t what this is about. And that’s not a horrible thing Brett im not mad at you for it but it is kinda weird…” you sigh preparing yourself to ruin your small friendship with Brett and make it awkward for the rest of your career. “Then what is it about?” Brett asks confused to what other secret needed sharing. “Well it’s… it’s- gosh um” SPIT IT OUT ALREADY internally yelling at yourself to get it over with. “I like you.” You say extremely quite almost enough for Brett to not hear. “Oh well I like you too Y/n! You’re a great friend, that’s no secret.” He laughs at you for your ‘silly’ secret that he just doesn’t seem to understand. “No, Brett. I like like you. As in romantically.” You muster out clarifying things for Brett. It’s silent. Way too silent that you look up to see his expression and he looks so, shocked? Panicked you start apologizing “look Brett I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable I jus-“. Oof is the noise you let out from being knocked back into the closet door. “Brett?” “I’m sorry, I know I said I’d ask next time before hugging you but I just really needed to this time.” He whispers softly and your heart just melts. You hug him back tighter than ever happy he isn’t upset. “I like like you too Y/n” he quietly says nuzzling into your neck and gently squeezes you reassuringly.

I AM SO SORRY I TOTALLY READ THIS REQUEST WRONG I DONT KNOW HOW 😭. well regardless I hope some of you like it but I am truly sorry anonymous hope you can forgive me🙏.

[leonwrites4u]

Hi, I love your writing, could you write Brett Hand or Andre Lee with an s/o that’s super hyperactive and optimistic and just really easily excited

S Jfkskfekfkejckejfk Brett and Andre my beloved!!!!!!!!! I can't stop thinking about them. Of course you can!!!!! I love them sm 0-0

Brett Hand and Andre Lee with an optimistic and hyperactive s/o

Brett Hand

He loves your energy

Golden retriever x golden retriever energy

You two are literally made for each other

Brett adores your optimistic outlook

He thinks it makes you all the more attractive

Youre his little goofy goober

Brett can easily handle how hyperactive you are

Like he loves it

Someone who's positive and energetic

He talks about you to Reagan all the time when youre not around

"Reagan, s/o is just so amazing"

"Brett, you two are dating, go tell them that"

"I know but I still need to brag about it"

You two are like two bright suns

Andre Lee

This man is literally so fucking high sometimes he can't even process anything

He isn't as optimistic but he sure loves how optimistic you are

He can't easily match your energy but he won't full on shut you down for it

He knows youre an optimistic energetic person, so he won't bash you for anything

He probably gets really defensive when myc or Glenn try to say anything about how you are

"God dam it, s/o, shut up for like two seconds" myc says, hes never been the positive type

"Say that again and I destroy your entire fucking race"

Yes Andre was high

Too high

No he will not apologize

He was not in the wrong

I love those two too much kenfejnnengejcnwmc

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𝚃𝙾𝚃𝙰𝙻 𝙳𝚁𝙰𝙼𝙰 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃 [ favs ♡ | Mike, Mal, Scott, Brick, Noah, Gwen ] 𝙸𝙽𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴 𝙹𝙾𝙱 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃 [ favs ♡ | Andre Lee ] 𝙳𝙴𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙸𝚃: 𝙱𝙴𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃 [ favs ♡ | Connor, Ralph ]

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𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙳𝙾

☢︎ x gn!reader (but can do other) ☢︎ romance ☢︎ fluff ☢︎ nsfw/smut (aged up) ☢︎ potentially angst/comfort-hurt with happy ending

𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙳𝙾

☢︎ character x character ☢︎ OCs ☢︎ incest, pedophilia n all that bad jazz

𝙳𝚁𝙰𝙵𝚃𝚂: 16

crush on masc!reader [ Cody 50% ] villain S/O [ idk who yet ] reader at Playa De Losers with their crush [ Noah 0% ] [ Mike 20% ] [ Mal 5% ] [ Vito 30%] [ Scott 0% ] [ Cody 0% ] [ Gwen 0% ] fluff alphabet [ Mike 15% ] fluff alphabet [ Mal | NOT STARTED ] [ASK] platonic immortal!reader [ Inside Job Gang | 10% ] [ASK] bookworm!reader [ Ralph | NOT STARTED ] [ASK] S/O who likes black humor [ Duncan | Scott | NOT STARTED ] [ASK] s/o with noise sensitivity & verbal shutdowns [ Mike & alters (w/o Chester) | NOT STARTED ] [ASK] electrokinetic!reader [ Dawn | NOT STARTED ] [ASK] strategist!reader [ Brick | Lightning | NOT STARTED ] [ASK] 🔞 nsfw alphabet [ Duncan | 30% ] [ASK] 🔞 nsfw / sfw bimbo!fem!reader [ Duncan | NOT STARTED ] [ASK] smoking weed for the first time with reader [ Connor | NOT STARTED ] [ASK] hook, line and screamer au [ Courtney | Jo | Heather | NOT STARTED ] [ASK] male true crime fan reader [ Heather | Izzy | Courtney | Anne-Marie | 30% ]

[gaiathemexicanbeauty]

she blinded me with science | andre lee x reader

warnings: some mention of drug use, A LOT of cursing and some suggestive content. also the reader is a little oblivious just bc. teehee. i love making men nervous and playing dumb

word count: 1.9k

in this, you’ve also been working at cognito but you’ve only been there for a few months!

reader is gender neutral! the original song uses she/her pronouns because this song was made in the early 80s but that wont stop me from writing something for you all to enjoy! <3

also sorry if andre acts like a weirdo in this but come on guys, you’ve seen him in the show so you should have seen alot of this coming already

if this is a little out of character, my reasoning is that i’ve only seen a few people write andre as a wet cat bf and i need to be the one to contribute to that movement

6 months ago

“..and this is the war room! everyone’s at lunch right now so we have the place to ourselves.” your eyes immediately fall on the large triangular table in the middle of the room and plasma screen tv that plays a rotating cognito inc. logo; brett really wasn’t kidding when he said the place was just a big metal box filled with fancy doo dads. “you know, I thought this place would be a little more..cavey. It’s not cozy just yet but I can see how a place like this could make someone feel important.” you say with a soft chuckle, taking in your surroundings before looking at brett with a nervous smile. “that’s the spirit! you ARE important and pretty soon, this place will even feel like home!” he says, smiling encouragingly and wrapping an arm around your shoulder before squeezing you against his side. 

in the middle of your conversation, the sound of the sliding metal doors opening and shutting behind you make you and brett turn to face them. “yoooo, there he is! a-dog, come meet our new teammate and your future best friend!” brett says, holding his arm out to grandiosely gesture to the disheveled man who had just walked in. ho. ly. shit. andre freezes in place when brett points him out to you, his first reaction to introduce himself throwing itself out the window when his eyes land on you. time almost moves in slow motion when you smile at him: that edible should have worn off a couple of hours ago, right? so why is he seeing the literal embodiment of beauty and why does his body feel like he’s been hit by a semi in the best way possible?

“andre?” “FUCK. I MEAN. ANDRE. BIOCHEM.” he suddenly blurts out, making you and brett jump slightly in surprise. after a few seconds of silence, you give a soft laugh and awkwardly extend your hand to him. “i’m (y/n). can’t wait to work with you.” you say with a reassuring smile; god, even your name makes him want to drop to his knees. andre shakes your hand rather robotically and you’d be lying if you didn’t want to laugh at the way his palm was both sweaty and cold at the same time. “alriiight, first impressions are a blast! but we should go introduce you to everyone else while we’re at it. lunch is on me!” brett says, already walking you out of the war room. andre watches the two of you leave, his eyes trained on the closed metal doors you had just walked past. “fuck.” is all he can manage before he sinks into his chair, a soft tint on his cheeks and his hands slapped over his face.

present

andre grips the sides of the sink as he faces himself in the mirror, face stern and (shockingly) sober. suddenly, he jabs a finger at his reflection, his breathing becoming shaky. “you, doctor andre motherfucking lee, are going to do this today or die trying.” almost immediately, he slaps himself across the face before dragging his hands down his face and groaning in frustration. ��FUCCK, THAT WAS SO STUPID! THAT WAS NEVER GOING TO WORK!” he yells, sliding down the wall of the bathroom. he had finally had enough. for months, andre had watched you, avoided you, drunkenly attempted to flirt (he only ran away because his fear got the best of him, and he threw up in a nearby potted plant), and even made small talk with you; what wasn’t getting through to you? couldn’t you see the way he looked at you when reagan did mission debriefings that bored him out of his mind, didn’t you notice how he would go out of his way to visit your office or “conveniently” ended up at the same restaurant for lunch as you? if this is what an office crush felt like, he’d sooner blow his brains out before ever feeling like this again. but god, it hurt so good.

to this day, he can still vividly picture the night the two of you stayed late to work on your own projects and taken the same elevator up to the lobby. he was practically shaking with nerves when you stood next to him, causing you to ask if he was alright and suddenly, the two of you were holding hands and doing breathing exercises; andre mostly certainly calmed down if the dopey grin on his face had anything to show for it. of course, he could go on for hours about all the times you lent him your pen or the way you would unknowingly get him all worked up when you would lean in close and whisper some snarky remark to him about the mission (maybe that day he would have to go home and relieve himself one way or another), but saying something like that out loud would only inch him further toward an early grave. so andre was going to do it first. he had planned out exactly how and where he was gonna do it, going as far as to beg reagan to give him as much work as she wanted because when would reagan ridley miss out on the chance to give out more work?

and now here he was. “andre! working late again? reagan is really drilling into you, huh?” he could practically hear you smiling before he turns away from the elevator to give you a stiff wave, a tight-lipped smile on his face as you jog up to him and nudge him with your elbow. the two of you stand next to each other as you tap away at something on your phone and sigh softly. andre doesn’t dare to make confrontation, not confident in what will come out of his mouth next but he can feel his conscious yelling at him to just hurry up and do it. he’s about to open his mouth before the elevator doors open and you step in with andre behind you. “what floor? or are you done for today?” you say, your finger hovering over the button pad. “uh, l-lobby.” you press the button before leaning against the elevator wall while andre tries to keep his eyes off of you; the lobby was a ways down from the main building so there was plenty of time to talk. for about 5 minutes. the elevator jerks to a stop, making you wobble forwards with a yelp and andre to suddenly snap out of his panicked thoughts as he grabs onto the railing on the wall. the two of you look at each other, clearly confused before you look at the buttons by the door. “no emergency button? i knew we were the shadow government but this is ridiculous.” you grumble before putting your hands on your hips. “guess we’ll have to call someone to come and get us.”

andre looks around the elevator, trying to find another way out that maybe the two of them weren’t seeing; this wasn’t happening. he could handle being stuck, that wasn’t a problem considering he didn’t have any pressing matters to get to. but an enclosed space? ESPECIALLY an enclosed space with YOU? you would have to kill him to get that fantasy out of him. at the mere idea of being stuck here with you, he can’t help the nerves crawling up his throat. was he really going have to put it all out there for you to see here of all places? he wasn’t ready, he hadn’t planned what he was going to say yet. his mind raced at a million miles a minute, eyes darting all over the floor and his heart beating crazy out of his chest. he doesn’t even hear you when you call his name before you finally reach out to touch his shoulder. “andre?” “IMINLOVEWITHYOU” it’s quiet after that, andre’s face turning a bright red as you tilt your head. “you..huh?” andre freezes, more than unwilling to repeat himself: only problem was is that it was out there now and no turning back. “FUCK, i’m in love with you, ok?! i love the way you eat the same thing almost everyday, i love the way you laugh, i love the way you whisper stuff to me during meetings, i love the way you’re so fucking nice to people who don’t deserve it, i love all of that corny fucking stuff! i can barely sleep at night from how much i think of you and i can’t think straight when i’m around you! it’s so fucking annoying to start clamming up like that around you and we’re gonna die in a fucking elevator and i didn’t want to die without saying something!”

more silence between the two of you and andre is sure he’s fucked it up, not even daring to look in your general direction. when he does steal a quick glance at you, though, he’s shocked to see your face. you’re smiling, your face is red, and most importantly, you’re looking at him. “really?” before you can say something else, the elevator jerks alive; andre lets out a yelp and you immediately grab onto the railing behind you, thinking that this is the end until the elevator ride commences just as smoothly. a few minutes later, andre’s phone buzzes in his pocket before he fishes it out of his cost: “Sorry, was doing something in the basement, power surge”. soon enough, the elevator doors slide open to the lobby. “so, uh, about the elevator-” “crazy what paranoia can do to you, huh? i gotta tell you, that, uh...cocaine! yeah, that cocaine must have been WAYYY too much. can barely remember what i said in there.” andre says with a forced laugh, making the smile on your face grow and making him metaphorically shrink; he wasn’t sure what he was expecting when he confessed to you, but it definitely wasn’t this. he wasn’t OPPOSED to the idea of you feeling the same way, but he was almost intimidated at the way you were actually trying to identify the metaphorical elephant in the room.

“what did you say in there?” “nothing.” “come onnnn, andre!” you whine, grabbing his arm as he tries to walk away; trying to shake you off was futile before he finally looks at you and you raise your eyebrows eagerly. “good night, y/n.” you let his arm go in defeat as you puff up your cheeks and blow air out, andre walking away from you as he tries to suppress the smile on his face; he wasn’t gonna let you see how much he enjoyed the fact that you had been so wild to know more. “andre!” he makes it a point to turn around slow enough that you can’t see the traces of a smile on his face; however, that all flies out the window in no time at all when you take andre’s hand, squeezing it as you press a soft kiss to his cheek. “drive safe.” you say with a slight chuckle as you watch the way red crawls up andre’s neck before walking away. almost in a daze, he hobbles back to his car before sitting in it with a dopey grin on his face. he pumps his fists in the air as he slams his face into the driver’s wheel, the sound of the horn ringing into the night.

                                                           ‧₊˚✩彡

i kind of abandoned this for a (checks my watch) couple of months but out of pure motivation, i picked this back up again ALSO the ending was a real struggle to me so i hope that you all found it enjoyable 🫶 thanks to anyone who reads this and i hope you enjoyed it, HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD NIGHT/DAY/AFTERNOON/MORNING WHEN READING THIS <33 also here’s yet another shameless promo for my ask box! rules are in my pinned post! <3

[sin-sidejob]

i saw that funky "ship" thing post as i was looking for fanart. would you mind doing it for me, as well? my pronouns are he/him, and i'm homosexual/gay. i have tan skin and shaggy, short, black hair. i'm short, with a slightly slim body. my style consists of downtown, skater or grunge. i'm confident, loud and sarcastic, but i can listen pretty well when i feel like it. my personality could be easily be compared to rainbow dash, eda clawthorne, etc. i'm sorry if this was unclear!!

I’d love to! (And you’re perfectly clear — no worries honey) so, without further ado

I ship you with Andre Lee!

I feel like he’d love your sarcastic humor and bond with you over shit talking and gossip. He’d also love the fact that he’s taller than you, not by much, but just enough.

Andre would love your confidence and being around you, your ability to make anything bearable and enjoyable with your personality and humor and general presence. When he’s had a long day, he knows he can come to you when the drugs don’t work or he’s just so tired that he needs the comfort that only you provide.

He’d also love the fact he can steal from your closet and you can vice versa, sharing dresser drawers full of worn tshirts covered in bands and pop culture references and silly jokes you both wear down until there’s holes. You can easily fit in his jackets and his favorite thing that you can fit into has been his lab coat. Especially with nothing underneath it ;)

[paradlselost]

⠀ ⠀ ˙ . ꒷ 𝓕ANDOMS . 𖦹˙

TASK FORCE 141 — john price , simon ‘ghost’ riley , john ‘soap’ mactavish , gary ‘roach’ sanderson , kyle ‘gaz’ garrack , nikolai , ++ alex keller , farah karin , alejandro vargas , rodolfo ‘rudy’ parra .

KORTAC — könig , nikto , kim ‘horangi’ hong-jin , sebastian kruger ++ valeria garza , philip graves + the shadows , vladimir makarov .

TWO — arthur morgan , john marston , dutch van der linde , hosea matthews ( platonic only ) , abigail marston , mary beth gaskill , karen jones , tilly jackson , javier escuella , sean mcguire , charles smith , lenny summers , josiah trewlany , sadie adler , molly o’shea , kieran duffy , albert mason , charles châtenay , eagle flies , proetus + acrisius .

ONE + REVOLVER — jack marston ( teen + adult only ) ++ red harlow .

NEW VEGAS — arcade gannon ( mlm only ) , benny gecko , craig boone , fantastic , jason bright , joshua graham ‘ the burned man ’ , robert house , sunny smiles , viktor , yes - man .

FOUR — nate / nora , ada , cait , curie , paladin danse , deacon , desdemona , glory , john hancock , nick valentine , piper wright , porter gage , preston garvey , robert maccready , x6 - 88 .

SHOW — lucy maclean , norm maclean , the ghoul - cooper howard , maximus , lee moldaver , thaddeus .

VOUGHT — homelander , a-train , black noir , black noir II , queen maeve , lamplighter , translucent , firecracker , sister sage , the deep , ashley barrett , soldier boy , crimson countess , stan edgar .

THE BOYS — billy butcher , hughie campbell , annie january , sergei ‘frenchie’ , kimiko , marvin milk .

OTHERS — victoria nueman , luke riordan , andre anderson , cate dunlap , marie moreau , jordan li , emma meyer , sam riordan , maverick , popclaw , webweaver .

SLASHERS — jason vorhees : friday the thirteenth , michael myers : halloween og + rz , billy loomis : scream , stu macher : scream , brahms heelshire : the boy , harry warden : my bloody valentine , billy lenz : black christmas , bo sinclair , vincent sinclair , lester sinclair : house of wax , bubba sawyer : texas chainsaw massacre , thomas hewitt : texas chainsaw massacre reboot + beginning .

FAR CRY — john seed , joseph seed , jacob seed , faith seed , sharky boshaw , jess black , hurk drubman jr , adelaide drubman , grace armstrong , jerome jeffries , eli palmer , joey hudson , staci pratt , earl whitehorse . pagan min , ajay ghale . vaas montenegro , jason brody .

BALDURS GATE 3 — orgin dark urge , gale dekarios , astarion ancunín , shadowheart , lae’zel , wyll ravengard , karlach , halsin , jaheira , minsc , minthara , dame aylin , isobel thorm , omeluum , the emperor , rolan , dammon , ketherick thorm , enver gortash , orin , kar’niss , nym , sorn , raphael .

SUPERNATURAL — dean winchester , sam winchester , castiel , gabriel , adam winchester , lucifer , michael , anna milton , charlie bradbury ( wlw only ) .

OTHER — connor : detroit become human , joe goldberg : you , eddie gluskin : outlast whistleblower , father paul hill / john pruitt : midnight mass , riley flynn : midnight mass , sheriff hassan shabazz : midnight mass , kurt wagner : x - men , remy lebeau : x - men , peter maximoff : x - men , adrian chase : peacemaker , abner krill : suicide squad , edward nashton : batman .

[tea-plantz]

helurr!! i'd like to request a polyam with myc and andre finding out their S/O has a split tongue/ a tongue piercing? Its alright if you won't do my ask! If i'm being too vague thats mb this is like my first ask ever so ;-;

Hello honey! Don’t worry you aren’t coming of to strong or anything, and thank you so much for following! This was honestly a really creative request and I had a lotta fun writing it!

They/them for Myc (I was a bit unsure about Myc’s pronouns, so I decided to just play it safe)

He/him for Andre

They/them for the reader

!tw! Sexual language, slight NSFW content

[Andre Lee and Myc x reader with a split tongue]

Let me tell you, when these guys saw your split tongue, they thought it was the coolest thing like EVER! Both of them were swarming you, and totally swooning.

It was just a normal-ish day at Cognito inc. and you were taking selfies with Gigi for her insta. For one of the pictures you stuck out your tongue while holding up a pice sign, exposing your split. When Gigi saw, she shouted loudly, making heads turn, including your two lovers. “Oh my god, baby girl look at you! You have one of those split tongues! Damn honey, you are killin’ that oh krrr”

Immediately, Myc and Andre was by your side asking you to show them. You awkwardly stuck out your tongue and with a nervous smile. “Whoa dude, that is so awesome! Let me touch it.” “What-“

Myc probably already knew about this, since y’know, he can read minds and stuff, however he had never actually seen it in person before. Therefore he found it super cool and super attractive, seeing it for himself. You guys had a couple of… weird conversations afterwards.

“Can I stick my tentacles in between it?” “No!” “What about my di-“

Andre on the other hand did not know that you had a split tongue, and boy let me tell you, he was EXCITED! At first he was really curious, and asked you a bunch of questions about it, like how it felt to eat, how long you’ve had it, and If you could do any sort of tricks with it. Then after a while he started asking some not so child friendly questions. I mean, c’mon it’s Andre! And now that he is aware that his s/o has a split tongue, there is a LOT of other ‘activities’ he wanna try out with you, if you catch my drift.

Honestly it was sort of a mix between “holy hell, you look so fucking hot! What can it do?” and “I wonder what a bj would feel like”

Both of them are probably gonna make a bunch of dirty jokes about it, making you all flustered. And since they’re both complete perverts, they’re gonna get quite excited whenever they see that expression on you, red faced and all.

They probably also joked around, saying that you were secretly one of those lizard people, and that’s why you have a ‘reptile tongue’.

Myc and Andre are totally gonna show it off to EVERYONE in the office, with a proud expression on their face as they held you in front of them. These weirdos takes a lot of pride in you, and honestly, it’s a bit cute.

“Hey, did you know that our super sexy s/o, Y/n, has a split tongue? Don’t they just look like the most attractive person you’ve ever seen?” “Yes assholes, I know! You guys literally just showed me that like two minutes ago!” Reagen was just done at this point.

All in all, they both absolutely love your tongue, and they probably even fantasize about it too-

Okey okey, all dirty jokes aside, Andre and Myc are both really fascinated with your tongue, and they think it’s sweet with how it makes you stand out.

Sorry for not making this too long, but I honestly didn’t know what more to add into the hcs. And again, thank you for the request!

[slvtforfiction]

Andre Lee NSFW Headcanons

☆ No one asked for this but I needed this

☆ Inside job!

☆ Andre Lee X Reader

☆ Fluff,Smut

☆ Tw// Drug abuse and misuse

☆ New account layout,will try change old layout as much as possible,requests are open.

☆ Hey guys! Before anything else I would ask you to request anything you want because I've lost a lot of motivation and it would really help! :D (Please look at pinned post to see if requests are open.)

☆ Credits to @cafekitsune for dividers!

☆ You two met because you bumped into him at a party

“Fuck sorry,didn’t mean to.”

“You take molly?”

“Yeah,I’m tripping dude.”

MARRIAGE.

☆ OR meeting him at a rave

“Hey have you got anything?”

“Your inner beauty is beyond special.”

“I’ll give you my number if you wanna sell me some Molly.” I giggled

☆ This man is sloppy. SLOPPY. He will be so beautifully sloppy when he’s eating you out,it’s almost a daily orgasm from how much you crave his touch.

☆ This man is an absolute munch and you can’t tell me otherwise. He will look up at you with the most blown out eyes and yet you can still see the adoration in his eyes as he eats you out.

☆ He’s definitely a switch.

☆ MASSIVE Sadist,if you slap him for any reason that man is on his hands and knees begging you to do it again.

“Sorry I shouldn’t have hit you.”

“Oh god please do it again.”

☆ He loves a rope bunny,if he can tie you to the bed watching you wriggle underneath him he’s reeling above you.

☆ HIGH SEX. Andre is the best when it comes to high sex,he knows how sensitive you become when you’re high and he knows all the sensitive places along your body,he’s committed them to memory.

☆ Following up he would absolutely take edibles with you. If you get horny while you’re high he’s all over you. Subtly grinding against his thigh,it’s not subtle at all,as he quietly helps you rub against him,you don’t notice.

☆ He’ll absolutely fuck you in his lab. He’s already trashed it,may as well help him further ruin it. He’s high and thrusting up into you like it’s the last thing he’ll do. Fast,quick.

☆ He definitely gets turned on by the thrill of being caught. Thats it.

☆ KINKY. To list of a few of his kinks ;

Masochism,absolutely loves your nails digging into him,reeling whilst you suck hickeys onto his neck,biting around the area.

Praise,tell this man he’s doing so good for you and he’s cumming on the spot.

Degrading,he loves hearing you call him a coke-whore,slut etc. especially when it’s mixed with praise ; e.g, “My good slut.”

Switch,it doesn’t matter if you’re on top of him telling him how good he’s doing or if he’s on top of you telling his princess how good she’s doing,working her through her orgasm. It doesn’t matter,he will cum just as fast either way.

Orgies, you already know that if he can have an orgy and his beautiful girl is with him,enjoying it with him,he’s more than happy.

Orgasm denial, tell him no and he’ll whine and moan,watching him wriggle underneath you as your hand moves sloppy against his cock. He loves it,though when he’s high don’t expect him to hold back.

EVERYTHING, I couldn’t list every kink he has because I‘d be writing for years. He‘ll definitely try everything once and he’ll most probably like it.

☆ He’s more than happy to come home and smoke whilst lying on your tits. He’s also more than happy to do coke off your tits :3

☆ He’d definitely let you ride his thigh. Watching his pretty girl glide against him messily while you smoke.

☆ He’s never quiet he doesn’t care if he needs to be quiet whilst hiding in the broom closet at work or hiding in the bathroom at a rave,he’s LOUD and he physically can’t be quiet.

[tokosparrow]

— writing w/ toko :3!!

ᯓ✦ you could call me toko or toby and im 8teen!!

ᯓ✦ look into my strawpage to get to know me :3!!

ᯓ✦ selfshipping blog is @tokoats !!

ᯓ✦ i’ll try to write as much as i can but no promises </3

ᯓ✦ this will be a blog mainly for male/gn alined readers since i am a gay man myself so ill mainly be writing for male/nb characters >_<!!

ᯓ✦ regardless ask box is always opened for anything relating to art, writing, or just talking in general, just don’t be weird!!

ᯓ✦ tags : #toko talks (where i talk about anything and to anyone) | #toko writes (where all my writing are archived) | #toko draws (where my art will be archived)

will be writing…

ᯓ✦ character x reader

ᯓ✦ mainly male readers (gn reader will be default until stated otherwise)

ᯓ✦ romantic or platonic asks

ᯓ✦ fics, headcanon, drabbles.

ᯓ✦ fluff, angst, comfort, anything that isn’t weird!!

won’t be writing…

ᯓ✦ nsfw

ᯓ✦ pedophilia/proshipping

ᯓ✦ non-con

ᯓ✦ gore

ᯓ✦ anything just weird

fandom/character list!!

inside job.

ᯓ✦ brett hand, glenn dolphman, myc cellim, andre lee, robotus alpha-beta

my hero academia.

ᯓ✦ fumikage tokoyami, mezo shoji, izuku midoryia, koji koda, chizome akaguro, snipe, juzo honenuki, yuga aoyama

mr osomatsu-san

ᯓ✦ matsuno brothers

the owl house

ᯓ✦ hunter, emperor belos (philip), the collector (platonic)

i’ll be adding more fandoms/characters as time goes on so i hope i could meet you inside my asks :3!!

[haha-mania]

Making Honky Laugh

Fandom - WWF/WWE

Pairing - Lee!Honky Tonk Man X Ler!Jimmy Hart

It was a Saturday night, and all of the wrestlers had just finished their matches. Some of them headed to their homes while a few others went to the lounging room to hang out, chat and get a bite to eat.

On the large leather couch, there sat Honky Tonk Man, the wrestler known for his Elvis-inspired gimmick and fun dance moves. He tapped his foot on the ground as he quietly hummed a tune to himself, lost in the moment.

Suddenly, Honky’s humming got interrupted when he felt a poke to his side out of nowhere. He let out a startled yelp before whipping his head to the side. Standing before him was Jimmy Hart, the energetic manager of his fellow wrestlers who happened to be a master of pranks. He was known to randomly tickle the wrestlers a lot whenever he got the chance.

“Hey there, Honky Tonk!” Jimmy said with a smirk, his voice full of amusement. Honky glared at him with an annoyed look. “Jimmy, ya son of a gun!” he added, which only caused the manager to chuckle.

“Don’t be such a grump, Honk.” Jimmy replied, earning an eye roll from the wrestler.

Jimmy suddenly reached out and gave a quick poke to Honky’s belly, making him yelp and nearly jump out of his spot on the couch. “Ack!! Jimmy, quit that!”

“Ooh, I think I just found your spot!” Jimmy said, smiling. He hopped onto the couch next to Honky, using one arm to hold him in place. His other hand started to target Honky’s stomach, tickling, squeezing, and poking at whatever spot he could get to.

“WHAAHAHAHA!! JIMMY, NOT THERE!! NAHAHAT THE BEHEHELLY!!l” Honky shouted, squirming wildly as Jimmy continued to torment him with his tickling skills. “Aww, what’s wrong, can’t handle a little tickle? Coochie coochie coo~!” Jimmy teased, making Honky’s face go red with embarrassment. “SHUHUHUT YOUR MOUTH!!”

The sound of Jimmy and Honky’s wild antics got so loud that it eventually caught the attention of all the other wrestlers hanging around in the lounge. They all stared at the duo, some confused and some finding it amusing.

Andre the Giant, with his massive frame towering over the other wrestlers, chuckled heartily to himself. Even the Undertaker cracked a rare smile at the sight.

"What the hell is going on?" asked Iron Sheik, his thick Persian accent laced with amusement. “Jimmy’s tickling Honky Tonk” replied Tito Santana, his eyes twinkling. "Looks like Honk's lost his toughness”

After a few more minutes of tickling, Jimmy finally let Honky go, leaving him panting with tears staining his cheeks. “That was so not cool! i WILL be getting you back for this!” Honky barked. Jimmy shrugged off Honky's threat with a grin. "I'll be waiting!" he replied.

Despite his annoyance, Honky secretly enjoyed the random tickle attacks from the manager. He was a good friend of his after all, and couldn’t stay mad forever.

[alamhiganelezen]

Shamagi's Wrestling Corner - NXT No Mercy (2024)

//Sorry for taking so long with this one. I had other things going on. Anyway, enjoy my 2nd installment in this series for what was a very good PPV. My next one will be for AEW All Out (2024).

The NXT x TNA collaboration is the best thing to happen to NXT since the Black-and-Gold era. Getting to see so many talented TNA wrestlers get the spotlight on WWE TV and PLEs (even if it's mostly just NXT) has been an absolute treat and this PLE continued to deliver.

NXT Tag Team Title match: Axiom & Nathan Frazer def. Chase U (Andre Chase & Ridge Holland) (c) - TITLE CHANGE!!! (****)

What better way to open the PLE than with some high flying tag team action. Both teams put on an absolute clinic. Nate and Axiom also get their titles back, and then Ridge Holland turns heel on Chase U to shock the crowd. Not much else to say, really.

Zachary Wentz def. Wes Lee (****1/4)

No title, just a really intense blood feud between two former brothers in arms. The start was a little lackluster, but the rest was essentially a 5 star match to make up for it. They were pounding each other senseless to try and claim superiority and going all out from bell to bell. Then Zach get the assist from Trey Miguel to take the win. I can't wait to see how this feud continues to develop.

NXT Women's North American Title match: Kelani Jordan (c) def. Wendy Choo (**1/2)

The only real stinker on this card. This match could have been a lot better, but it really feels like Wendy Choo is being held back by the character she's playing as she's demonstrated far better in ring ability elsewhere. Instead it felt like Kelani was doing most of the heavy lifting to try and make this match passable. I'd skip this one.

NXT North American Title match: Oba Femi (c) def. Tony D'Angelo (***1/2)

Good effort, Tony. Until now no one had ever kicked out of Oba Femi's powerbomb. But if anything, this only proves that you can delay the inevitable. Oba Femi is an absolute monster and I'd love to see him get a Gunther-like reign with this belt to solidify him in that role. The best part is, he still has a lot of potential to be even better. He'll be tearing it up on the main roster soon enough.

NXT Women's Title match: Roxanne Pérez (c) def. Jaida Parker (****1/2)

My pick for Match of the Night. Roxy continues to put on banger after banger, with this one being one of her best yet. She and Jaida were on the top of their game, and while I honestly would have been fine with Roxy losing I'm glad she retained because we then got to witness the debut of Giulia in WWE! I am so fucking excited for what she's gonna do and I think she'll be the one to dethrone Roxy, most likely as soon as Halloween Havoc. Plus she's half-Doman like me!!! DOMA REPRESENT!

NXT Title match: Ethan Page (c) def. Joe Hendry (special guest referee: Trick Williams) (****)

I'm gonna be honest: this would have been 5 stars if Joe Hendry won. That said, I did go into this match expecting him to lose as he's a TNA wrestler and there's no way WWE would have allowed a non-WWE wrestler to take one of their titles. Still, there was one reason I was invested in this match as much as I was: BELIEF! The whole crowd was behind Joe Hendry. They were singing his theme, they were chanting "We believe!" the whole time, and Joe absolutely fed off of their energy the whole match. He is legitimately the most over babyface in wrestling right now and to have Ego retain feels like a huge missed opportunity. Not to mention the ending kinda fell flat, with Trick Williams (playing the role of guest referee) stopping the count of the backup ref to bail out Joe only to count the pinfall to 3 when Ethan Page hit Ego's Edge for the win. Regardless, this match was really fun to watch and I pray Joe Hendry wins the big one, at least in TNA.

Overall rating: ***3/4

Unfortunately Kelani vs. Wendy was bad enough to drag this show below a 4 star rating, but the rest of the card was so good that it only just barely missed the cut. The tag team match, Zach vs. Wes, and Roxy vs. Jaida are all certified bangers, and while it could have been a lot more the main event ultimately delivered.

Now, sing it with me one more time:

SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS

I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY

I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY

CAUSE THEY LOVE HIM IN LIMSA AND ISHGARD AND ALA MHIGO

TULIYOLLAL, THAVNAIR AND SHARLAYAN AND WACHUNPELO

THEY SAY "I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY

I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY"

WAVE YOUR HANDS FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND SAY

"I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY

AND JOE HENDRY IS THE PRESTIGIOUS ONE!"

//I really need to make Shamagi do Joe Hendry gposes