#andi uhhh are you okay

[thelocal-idot]

Rei x tomato juice

Rei gave the can a passionate kiss on it’s lid, whispering sweet nothings to it. “You look do beautiful tonight..” he murmured to it, while it sat on the couch, staying silent. “Don’t be like that my dear..” he teases the can, wrapping his arms around it. He lifted it up and spun it around, waltzing around his room with it. His hands gently held the tomato juice, looking into each other’s eyes. “You are my most beloved.. my world…” he leaned in to leave another kiss on it’s top. “You make me the happiest vampire in the entire world..” the tomato juice said nothing in response. He held it close to his face, enjoying it’s cool metal skin against his own.

Finally the can would speak back..

“I love you too Rei Sakuma!!!111!1!1! Please make me into salsa and eat me..!1!1!1!!!!1”

[kanerallels]

Okay here are my many, many thoughts on Jedi Survivor. I'll keep the spoilers beneath the cut, so all who venture forward have been warned!

The way the game started out was so fun!! The stealth heist! The crew members Cal was teaming up with! Being on CORUSCANT of all places!

I really, really love the gameplay over all. It felt like they took the last game and just improved these tiny little details that I remember from the first one. Tiny things that would seem stupid but also made the game play that much smoother!

KOBOH MY BELOVED IT'S SO MASSIVE SO BEAUTIFUL SO GORGEOUS I LOVE IT THERE VERY VERY MUCH

Also I don't know who decided we should get Fast Travel but I would die for them

I'll probably make a separate post about this, but Cal introduced BD-1 to almost everyone he met-- ALMOST. Not Dagan, and not a couple other people that it was clear he didn't trust. And I for one LOVE that detail

Jedha was so fun other than the fact that I almost died every fifteen seconds

CERE!!!!!!!!! AND MASTER CORDOVA!!!!! WORKING TOGETHER!!!!! WITH THE HIDDEN PATH!!!!!

The Merrical was *chef's kiss* absolutely amazing. They are so April and Andy from Parks and Rec I love them

As a fan of the High Republic books, I thought the Nihil references, along with Dagan Gera and Santari Khri, were pretty neat! He was a fun villain to fight

I really really loved... pretty much all the Greez content? How happy he was to see Cal, and the fact that he had a room set aside for him, and the fact that he ventured back out into the fight just to keep Cal safe. I was mostly neutral on him during JFO, but Battle Scars made me really, really love him, and this game definitely built on that! Also I love that he named his saloon after his grandma (I think?)

Rayvis was an interesting villain! I liked him a lot, especially the final battle with him. They did a good job developing his character

Speaking of villains... I do be feeling some emotions about Cal's fight with Masana Tide. I'm a redemption arc girlie at heart, what can I say? But I see why they did what they did

RICK THE DOOR TECHNICIAN MY BELOVED

THE PONCHO!!!!!!!! THERE WAS A PONCHO!!!!!! I GOT TO WEAR MY BOSS BATTLE OUTFIT TO THE FINAL FIGHT!!!!! IT WAS AMAZING

That one scene where the whole crew was at the campfire together and for like five minutes it felt like everything was going to be okay warmed my heart so much

Yeah I don't remember what happened after that (obvious lie)

I like the new open world features, and the bounties you get to hunt, and the customization and stuff! And those Force tear things are terrifying, but I've completed two of them, and plan to do more as time goes on!

Kriff. Okay I gotta talk about the Horrors at some point. Thanks to my lack of self control, I'd seen some spoilers and knew that Bode was gonna betray us. I didn't know about Cordova (sad) and I didn't know about Bode's secret (SO MUCH SHOCK THAT WAS AN AMAZING PLOT TWIST)

I will say, Cere's final battle against Vader was SO FREAKING COOL IT WAS AWESOME PLAYING AS HER

I also love the fact she set Vader on fire. It's ironic

AULSDKFJLSDKJFLSDKJFLSDKJF AND HER LAST WORDS REALLY JUST SHOT ME IN THE CHEST I'M FINE OKAY I'M FINE (more lies)

Uhhh the Tanalorr plot line was pretty cool! I like the idea of there being somewhere safe from the Empire, to prevent Cal from being killed for plot convinience

Bode's betrayal... yeah I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not ready, and honestly I have an objectively awful take on the whole situation that no one will like

OKAY THE SCENE WHERE BD-1 REUNITED WITH CAL AFTER HE CHASED AFTER BODE AND JUST LAUNCHED HIMSELF INTO CAL'S ARMS I DON'T THINK ENOUGH OF YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I WOULD DIE FOR THIS DROID

The part where BD-1 was going to scan the trontoshell, and Cal called him BD and THEN BD-1 like he was his mom, full naming him into safety. I love it so much

OH ALSO BD AND KATA'S DYNAMIC IS SO HECKING CUTE

(can you tell I love BD-1?)

I also really, really loved Merrin's entrance. Ten out of ten, the only thing I would change is that Cal should have immediately proposed

Oh! And Merrin and Kata's relationship is so fun I really really like it

Ummm yeah I think I've addressed everything there is to talk about (the most obvious lie yet) so yeah! The brainrot is still strong with me so I might end up posting some screenshots and more thoughts later on!

[trashyswitch]

Day 11: Hug

Kremy really needs a hug, and looks to Gideon for help. But when Twig joins in on the hug, a playful little game of 'adult? Or child?' begins to fill the cottage.

More Legends of Avantris! More Coalecroux (Gideon Coal x Kremy Lecroux) moments! And a sprinkle of Twig, Frost and Gricko too! Hope you all enjoy!

[“The group are hanging out in Twig’s cottage. She had opened it up to you, and allowed you to stay another night in the cozy inn. Kremy? What do you do?” Nikkie asked. 

“Well…I stand a couple feet from Gideon, feeling drained and sad…” Richie described. “Feeling a desperate need, I speak up.” ] 

“Hey Gid?” Kremy called.

“Yeah?” Gideon called back. 

[“Okay. And Gideon?” Nikkie spoke up. 

Mace adjusts himself in his seat. “I am currently working with Twig on reading the sylvian engineering book. It’s been 30 minutes already…and other than a couple big words, I’ve been mostly successful. I place my finger onto the page and look up towards Kremy.” Mace described, acting it out. ] 

“I um…” 

[“I grab the book.” Richie describes.] 

“Can I put this down for a minute?” Kremy asked him. 

“Uhhh…Sure?” Gideon replied. 

[“I let Kremy take the book.” Mace described. 

“I put down the book, making sure it’s still open on the ground to the same page.” Richie described. “Then I pull Gideon into a hug.” Richie actually brings Mace into a hug.

“Awwww…” Mace cooed. “I mean-” Mace clears his throat and pretends to be confused.] 

“U-Uh…” Gideon muttered, staring at the man. 

“Sorry…I know I usually ask you first, but…”

[Richie hugs him a little tighter.] “I really need this right now.” He admitted.

[“Gideon?” Nikkie asked. 

“I hug Kremy a little tighter because…he needs it. And I’d never say no to Kremy.” Mace explained.] 

“No worries Krem. Anythin’ to make ya feel better.” Gideon told him, patting his back. “Is there…a reason as to why you needed a hug so bad?” Gideon asked. 

“Yeah…” Kremy closed his eyes. “It’s just felt like a long time since I hugged you…” Kremy told him. 

“Didn’t we hug yesterday?” Gideon asked. 

“Yeah, but that was 5 minutes…” Kremy muttered. “I’m talking a real…” Kremy gently shoved his face into his shoulder. “A real hug.” 

Gideon nodded his head and continued to take the hug. 

[“This is really sweet…” Andy admitted. 

“Yeah…I wanna see where it goes.” Derek admitted next. 

“Me too…” Nikkie admitted.] 

“Can I give you a hug too?” Twig asked him. 

Kremy looked at Twig and smiled. “Sure.” He opened his arm and let Twig jump into his hand. Kremy carried her up to his shoulder, and hugged her firmly, but gently at once. “Thank you.” 

“You’re welcome.” Twig replied. “Anything for more uppies.” 

Gideon tittered and laughed a bit at her last sentence. “Oh Twigsie…” He muttered. 

“What?” Twig asked. 

“You’re such a nutjob.” Gideon told him. 

“A nutjob?” Twig asked. “What’s that?” 

“Uhhh…It’s a playful name…Like, another name for a silly goose.” Gideon explained. 

“Ooooh…” Twig thought for a moment and giggled. “So I’m like a squirrel?” Twig asked. 

Gideon laughed. “Thahat’s not what I meant. I meant more like…Uhh…” 

“It’s a loving nickname that people will give to mischievous little kids.” Kremy explained. 

“Wait, what?!” Twig looked at Gideon. “But…I’m not a child! I’m a respectable adult brownie woman who’s the perfect little housewife!” She told them, crossing her arms in an adorable way. 

[All of the Avantris members bursted out laughing at this perfect explanation. 

“That’s something a kid would say!” Derek yelled out.] 

Gideon snorted and covered his mouth to try and hide his smile. “Uh-*Ahem*” He pulled himself together and nodded his head. “Right, right. A respectful brownie woman. The perfect housewife.” Gideon repeated.

“That’s what I thought.” She warned. 

Kremy smirked a little bit. “What do you think is expected of an adult woman?” Kremy asked her. 

“Well, I’m expected to cook, clean, take care of Pigtunia, and keep myself together even when my life is falling apart.” Twig described. 

[“Cut…Cut, this is getting too real.” Andy muttered.

“Her eyes somehow get bigger and more derpy.” Nikkie described with a laugh.] 

“Oh reeeally?” Kremy asked. 

“Yeah!” Twig declared. “What? You don’t think I’m ‘adult’ enough?” Twig asked. 

“I think you are…but there’s only one single way to test this out.” Kremy told him. “And it starts…with you closing your eyes.” 

Twig widened her eyes for a moment. “What?” Twig tilted her head. “Uhhh…Alright.” Twig closed her eyes. 

[I adjust Twig so she’s laying against my arm like a baby.” Richie described.] 

“Now your goal is to prove to me that you can keep a straight face.” Kremy explained. “You ready?” He asked her. 

“Ready, Kremy!” Twig declared. 

[Richie giggled a little bit. “I start tickling her.” Richie said next with a little laugh of his own.

Nikkie dropped her jaw. “What?!” She reacted. “Not fair!” She argued. 

“You’re not entirely done for. Roll for deception.” Richie told him. 

Nikkie rolled the dice. “Damn…11.” Nikkie said. 

“You wanna twist?” Richie asked. 

“Nah…I think I’m good.” Nikkie replied. “Twig can’t hold a straight face. She starts to laugh after about 5 seconds.” Nikkie described.

“And what does her laugh sound like?” Kremy asked.] 

“Hahahahaha! Thahahat’s cheeeheeheeatihihing!” Twig started giggling right away. 

“By the power of the Gods…” Kremy smirked. “We’ve got ourselves a child, Gid.” Kremy teased. 

“Indeed we do.” Gideon reacted with a laugh. 

[“Shouldn’t he roll for Sleight of Hand as well?” Derek asked.

Nikkie hummed. “Right.” 

Richie rolled his dice. “17.” Richie said. 

“And I rolled a 13 for Dex saving throw…” Nikkie muttered.

“Yes!” Richie cheered.] 

“Krehehemy plehehease! Lehet me try agahahahain!” Twig pleaded. 

“No can do, Twig.” Kremy stopped tickling. “You got only one shot, and you lost it.” Kremy declared. 

Twig giggled and held her stomach. “Nohot fahahair…” She mumbled. 

“Don’t worry Twig…You’re not the only one to lose.” Gideon told her, patting her head. 

“What?!” Twig looked up at Gideon with a frown. “What do you mean ‘I’m not the only one’?!” Twig yelled. 

“I mean, you’re not the only one.” Gideon told her. “Frost and Gricko lost too.” 

[“Uh-” Mikey widened his eyes and awkwardly looked away. 

“Wow…Way to throw us under the bus, asshole!” Derek yelled at Mace. 

“What?! It makes sense!” Mace reacted. 

“Twig looks to the others for hope.” Nikkie explained.] 

Frost was the first to speak up. “To be fair, I anticipated a much more painful test…and was quite unprepared for tickles of all things…” Frost admitted. 

“And there’s no way I’m winning that.” Gricko told her. “I’m way too ticklish.” 

[I poke his side.” Derek added, poking Mikey’s side in real life.] 

“EY!” Gricko slapped his hand away. “You’d better not.” 

Twig looked towards Gideon. “And you?” 

Gideon shrugged his shoulders. “Kremy tried it, but apparently I’m not ticklish.” Gideon told him. 

[“I raise an eyebrow.” Richie said.] 

“What?! I’m not!” Gideon tried to argue. 

“I do believe there’s a little nursery rhyme that will dispute that.” Kremy mentioned. “Now how does it go…” 

[Richie looked up the nursery rhyme on his phone. Once he found it, Richie grabbed Mace’s palm and pulled it towards himself.] 

“Round and round the garden, like a teddy bear…” Kremy said, drawing circles around Gideon’s palm. 

“Oh, I know this one.” Frost spoke up. 

Gideon widened his eyes. “Now wait a second-” Gideon tried to protest. 

“One step…” 

[Richie walks his fingers up Mace’s lower arm.] 

Gideon widened his eyes. “Kremy-!” 

“Two step…” 

[Richie walks his fingers up Mace’s upper arm.] 

“KREMYNO!” Gideon yelled. 

“Aaaaand- TICKLE YOU UNDER THERE!” 

[Richie tickles right under Mace’s armpit.] 

“aAAHFUHUCK!” Gideon yelled. 

[Mace actually curled up as laughter spewed from his mouth.

The whole crew bursted out with laughter, loving the moment of silliness.] 

“God dahahammit!” He reacted. “Fihihine, you win!” Gideon grumbled. “Jeez…You’re such an ass!” 

…And that was the last thing he said before being utterly destroyed by Kremy’s evil claws. 

[luciluck2046]

Hiii, i wanted to ask

What fandoms are you in?

OH HO HO, HOW MANY???

~You don't even know what you're asking me to confess

I don't have to tell you anything at all

UNLESS~

Okay sooooooooo out of the music lirics. Here they are on categories. If youw ant to see them look under the cut because they are A LOT

Video Games

Undertale

Deltarune

Omori(kinda)

Any Undertale fangame

Stardew Valley

Minecraft

Roblox(i guess?)

Cult of the lamb

Among Us

Pony Town

Cookie Run

Gacha(I DON'T WATCH THE VIDS ANYMORE IT'S JUST EASY TO DESIGN MY OCS ON THERE)

Duck Life(any game)

Sims4

DDLC(Doki Doki Literature Club)

TCOAAL(The Coffin Of Andy And LeyLey)

GTA(we got controllers with cake before GTA6 💀)

Idk if this one counts tho but uhhh DUOLINGO

Shows, Series and Movies

The Owl House

The Amazing World Of Gumball

The Amazing Digital Circus(before the brain rot came)

Harley Quinn(that super cool series on HBO)

Suicide Squad(series? Can I call it series? It has an anime too now, not just two movies...)

My Little Pony(I DIDN'T WATCH A LOT OF IT WHEN I WAS LITTLE DON'T JUDGE ME)

How To Train Your Dragon(kinda)

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Shorts Wars (bro that shit goes crazy)

Lucifer(just started it)

SMG4

Idk if this counts but ailaughatmyownjokes(Silvia)

Jelly Bean is bald & Fairy Bread army (if you know, you know)

Steven Universe(I just started it)

Rick and Morty

Vtuber shorts. I don't watch videos but HAVE YOU SEEN FILLIAN IN ACTION???

Edit: Fairly oddparents too

Ducktales

Books(internet comics included)

Warrior Cats

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Magnus Chase

Kane Chronicles

Hades x Persephone series by Scarlett St. Clair

Twin Runes(by @akanemnon)

Redeemer's Path(by @ultrabean)

Misc

Dragon Puppet making

Artistic things(except dancing)

And I think those are all! Many, right? XD

(i have way too much free time on my hands)

[dearabby1990]

Chapter 26: I’d do anything for you

This has without a doubt been the best night over your life Eddie bribed the dj for the night to play what he knows is your song Journey “foolish heart” starts to play he takes your hand & you both give each other a knowingly look “thank you Eds for.. for everything for being you for having me & for tonight I’ll never forget it that’s for sure” he smiles kissing you as you both sway to the beat of the song. The night is getting closer to the end & you all even had a large group dance you Eddie & all the boys. Heading back to the table for the night laughing and talking you all get some punch & sit to shoot the shit when you hear a voice from behind you “Well… well well what do we have here Hawkins own freak table gee I didn’t even think you guys would have the balls to even show your face here you do know nobody wants you here right” your face is on fire & your brain is going a mile a minute flashbacks of that horrible night you wouldn’t dare let Eddie experience that not if you can help it. You see Eddie jaw clenched at this boys words before Gareth speaks “Jason why don’t you just leave us the hell alone & quit being a dick all the fucking time!” Jason looks amused & a laugh rumbles from deep in his chest “ohh & what do we have here be careful gorgeous he they worship the devil & probably want to use you for a human sacrifice” you can’t take another word from this kid & you won’t dare let him ruin Eddie’s prom you jump up from your seat “Listen pencil dick I don’t know what your major malfunction is but if you don’t get the fuck away from us & this table i swear you’ll be sorry!!” Eddie is standing up to keep you from lunging at Jason has he looks at you eyes wide face beet red “You…! You fucking bitch!” Before you knew it your instincts took over your heel landing right between Jason’s legs kicking him in the groin & picking up the server tray from your tables food & smacking it over his head as hard as you could. “Eat shit asshole!!” The boys all stare in bewilderment gareth yells “holy shit!! I think we should get out of here GO GO GO GO!!!” Eddie snatched up your hand making a beeline for the door Steve & robin aren’t far behind all running like bats out of hell while Jason lays on the floor cupping himself in pain and Andy screaming “you fucking freaks!” You whip your head around just before reaching the door “kiss my ass trust fund baby!!” Jeff cackles as you all head to your vehicles robin seems very proud “That was so awesome he so deserved that!” Gareth agrees “It was a long time coming you fucking rule Watts!!” Eddie pulling you into a hug “you’re absolutely insane nobody’s ever done that for any of us before I think I’m fully head over heels in love with this girl!” He points at you Steve shakes his head amused “we better get the hell out of here before they all come barreling out here for payback” you all hop in your ride for the night while the hellfire boys pile into Jeff’s dads van they pull up to your ride honking with all the windows down gareth hanging out the window “HEY JAMIE!!! WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!!” You beam with pride now knowing family isn’t always blood but the people who are in your life right now you want in your life forever. Eddie’s words earlier replaying in your head until you’re snapped out of your thoughts “hey princess I’m gonna drop these two off first do you want me to take you to yours or..?” You know for sure what you want out of all this but not sure how or when to go about what you’re thinking & feeling so for the second you’re just living in the moment “uhhh.. well it’s a weekend so you don’t have anything to do tomorrow right or are you busy if you are it’s totally fine” as you play with your bracelet not making any eye contact. “I’m not busy at all tomorrow… hey.. hey look at me” you slowly lift your head “whatever you wanna do I’m okay with” he holds your hand the remainder of the ride dropping off Steve & robin & heading to your place. Pulling into the driveway your trying to build up the courage “So.. I-I was wondering if maybe you’d want to stay tonight… with me??..”

[cannibalistjc]

⊹⋆♱ potting plants ♱⭒⊹

tcoaal incorrect quotes

"ashley !! what the hell are you doing ?!"

"what do you think im doing, andy ~ 𖹭"

"ashley i swear to g-"

"swear to what ? the demon we work with ? or the god that said fucking your sister is a sin ?"

"wh- thats not the point ash-"

"no."

"what ?"

"stop calling me ashley !"

"sorry, force of habit.."

"its okay andy ~ i still loooovvveee you 𖹭𖹭"

"seriously, though, leyley... what are you doing ?"

"three guesses, dear brother ~"

*sigh* "getting dirt all over the table ?"

"no ! well.. yes.. but ill clean it up after !"

"uhhh... are you trying to get into gardening ?"

"sort of ...~"

"you know you dont have a good track record of keeping things alive... right ?"

"plants and humans are not the same, andy !"

"theyre close enough. either way, why are you all of a sudden getting into gardening ?"

"i really wanna grow this plant i got ! it has a lot of great benefits !"

"oh really ? what kind of benefits ?"

"..."

"leyley..."

"it doesnt matter..."

"just tell me what it is."

"but its a surprise !!"

"leyley, i- yknow what.. im too tired to argue with you. im going down for the night, make sure you clean you that mess before you go to bed."

"woah there ! youre going down for the whole night ?"

"what ?! no ! get your mind out of the gutter and clean that up."

*pouts* "whatever andy.."

"if you clean up and get to bed before i fall asleep maybe i could spare an hour or two of going down before i go down for bed..."

and with that, andrew went to bed and ashley finished potting her plant as quickly as possible.

what andrew didnt know was that the plant was going to make their... sibling bonding time... much more exciting ~

[departedhumanitysdaughter]

[happy hotel au! Episode 1: welcome and hello miss Vuitton!]

"hey vox!"

"wassup."

"uhhh I have a...weird news. Our mom came down to hell. She said "I roasted to deaths saint Peter that ain't lettin me goin hell, so they drop me to hell or should I call I became the fallen angel like Lucifer!" and she was so sarcastic?"

"that's not sarcastic."

"okay okay...listen mom said he needs you to be here."

"hehe... actually bro..me and the other v's are going to be the guest on the hotel.."

"so you're staying at the hotel?"

"yyyup.."

[after that. Vox arrived after waiting for just 3 minutes.]

[miss Vuitton] : "there you are! I told you louis, never be seperated from you're big brother."

[vox] : "b-but! Andy said-"

[Miss Vuitton] : "oh excuses? No!"

[angel dust] : "OH WHAT THE FUCK?"

[Valentino] : "what? Suprise to see me?"

[vox] : "val. We came here for redemption. Be nice."

[Valentino]: "I'm trying he wouldn't let me."

[Lucifer] : "SO YOU'RE THE PERSON WHO LICKED MY DAUGHTER?"

[Valentino] : "let me explain."

[charlie] : "woah woah dad! Calm down. Give him a chance. Also who is the other 2?"

[alastor] : "you fuck ass! Introduce!"

[vox] : "oh yeah. Hi! My highness.. I'm vox! The leader of the 3 vees! I make electronic!"

[velvette] : "heyyyy! Charlie! I'm velvette don't mind my alien core outfits. Because why not? Where's cherri bomb? He's my best friend"

[angel dust] : "SHUT UP."

[Silence.]

[charlie] : uh angel. I know it's hard to accept you're enemy to stay here but don't you want give him a chance?

[angel dust] : FINE! [mumbles and walking to his room]

[charlie] : follow me! Vox, vel,val! I will bring you to you're rooms!

[Miss Vuitton] : "well uhh...Andy. won't you introduce yourself to you're friends?"

[alastor] : "ah yes! This is Lucifer morningstar! My boyfriend! Also he's the king of hell."

[miss Vuitton] : "oh! Hi! My highness! I didn't even trust such other angels saying bad people in hell! I realize people are nice in hell! Also who even are those?"

[alastor] : "that's vaggie, niffty,husk,cherri bomb, and Adam."

[miss Vuitton] : "Adam?"

[Lucifer and alastor] : "Adam."

[miss Vuitton] : "why is Adam crying?"

[Lucifer] : "I told a joke about Cain and Abel's death."

[miss Vuitton] : "hm! Okay! Also what's going on that stuff?"

[niffty] : "hiii! Welcome to uhh..hazbin hotel? Yeah hazbin hotel! You look so cool in you're hell form! THAT'S so amazing! Also we have the best interiors in the world!"

[end]

[andiwriteordie]

Andi congrats on 1.5k!!!!!!!!!! Ily. I am bad with short prompts ngl and uhhh I was writing an ask out and then I think I forgot about it???? Like I think I fully exited the app and deleted it so uhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah no I got nothing ily 💕💕❤️💕

(??? Idk if it sent and I think it was something something monopoly.)

thank you so much, toy!!!! also huge bummer that you lost your original ask hahaha, but hey! i hope that you enjoy this silly little ficlet featuring the wheeler-byers-hopper family! set about 10 years after the mess of the upside down, so will and mike are about 27-28 years old here. :)

—

you didn’t cheat (but you’re still a traitor)

“No. Absolutely not.”

“Come on, Will… It’s not that big of a deal!”

“‘Not that big of a deal?’ What do you mean it’s not that big of a deal, Mike? Of course, it’s a big deal! How could you do this to me? To us?”

“...Will, I love you, but you’re being ridiculous.”

“Ridiculous? I’m being ridiculous? You cheated, Michael!”

“Oh, for the love of…” Mike groans, running a hand through his hair. “You say this every time we play Monopoly, Will! I didn’t cheat!” 

Will narrows his eyes at his fiancé, and he crosses his arms over his chest. “Oh, really?” he asks suspiciously. “Then, you want to explain to me how you always seem to win Monopoly?”

Mike gives him a look back, gesturing to the rest of their family, who really doesn’t seem to care that Mike just cheated at Monopoly again. “Because our family sucks at Monopoly,” he deadpans. “And yet, you still make us play it every year.” 

“Because I want to prove that you’re cheating!”

Another exasperated groan escapes his fiancé’s lips, and he falls back onto the floor dramatically. “Is no one going to help me?” Mike grumbles. “Anybody?”

“Nope,” Jonathan deadpans.

“Nuh uh,” Nancy says with a yawn.

“This is much funnier,” El adds. “Especially since you said that we suck at Monopoly.”

Mike holds up his middle fingers at the three of them, then he turns to look at Will’s parents. “Joyce? Hop?”

“Oh, now look at you,” Will accuses, and he playfully throws a pillow at his fiancé’s face. “Trying to turn my own damn parents against me. I’m breaking up with you.”

Mike sits up, and he gapes at Will. “You wouldn’t.”

“Try me.”

“Will,” Will’s mom says, rolling her eyes. “Honey, you are being a little dramatic.”

“It is funny though,” Hop says with a chuckle. “Even if every damn person here knows you’d never break up with Wheeler. Unfortunately.”

“Asshole!” Mike calls, and he chucks the pillow Will had just thrown at him towards Hop. To absolutely no one’s surprise, Mike misses spectacularly.

 “Listen, I just think that it’s really funny you’re calling me a cheater, Byers,” Mike declares, turning and meeting Will’s gaze. There’s a playful glint in his eyes, and as he crosses his arms over his chest, Mike adds, “Especially since this entire family is full of traitors.”

Before Will has a chance to respond, Mike begins pointing to everyone in the room. “El likes to cheat when we play Operation. She uses her powers and just hides the blood. I’ve seen her do it.”

A panicked look forms on El’s face. “I do not—”

“Jonathan and Nancy have both cheated at Settlers of Catan,” Mike adds. “You remember that time we all played as teams since there were too many of us, and they won and were insufferable about it? Yeah, it’s because Nancy convinced Jonathan to cheat.”

Nancy’s face turns bright red. “Okay, I did not—”

“Mom and Dad usually don’t care enough to cheat,” Mike says with a shrug. “Unless we’re playing poker. Then both of them are dirty little cheaters.”

Will’s parents both exchange a look with each other, and Will gapes at them. “Mom? Dad?” 

“Sorry, sweetie,” Will’s mom says with a sheepish laugh. 

“You literally won so much money off me when we were here for Thanksgiving!” Will protests.

“And that money went to paying for all of your Christmas gifts,” Hop deadpans, gesturing to all the gifts under the tree. “You’re welcome.”

Mike just smirks triumphantly, and he leans across the coffee table, looking at Will now. “And you, my dearest William,” he says with fake sweetness, “my best friend in the entire world… the love of my life… you have a lot of gall accusing me of being a cheater… when, in fact, you love cheating at UNO of all games.”

“I don’t cheat at UNO!” Will protests, narrowing his eyes at his fiancé. “How the hell would you cheat at UNO anyways?”

“You always like stacking the +4 cards,” Mike huffs. “When clearly the rules say that you can’t do that.”

“Everyone stacks the +4 cards, Michael!” Will exclaims, throwing his hands up in the air. “As long as we all agree to play that way, it’s not cheating!”

“Well, I didn’t agree to play that way, William,” Mike parrots back in the same exasperated tone. “Ergo, you’re cheating!”

“...Oh for the love of…” Will runs a hand through his hair, and he glares playfully at his fiancé. “You’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”

A little smirk forms on Mike’s face. “No, I’m not,” he says stubbornly. “You get too cold at night and like to use me as a personal space heater. So, once you stop being a sore loser, you’ll come downstairs and beg me to come back.”

Will gapes at his fiancé, and Mike just smiles innocently, as if to say, Tell me I’m wrong.

(He’s not wrong, of course. But Mike doesn’t need to know that.)

“I hate you,” Will decides to say, shoving the monopoly board towards his fiancé. “I hate you very, very much.”

A grin forms on Mike’s face, and he sits up, leaning across the coffee table. He tugs on the collar of Will’s flannel and pulls him into a kiss. “I love you too.”

[correctrvbquotes]

Cut back to the Blues' building, with the Alien still beating Tucker in the back of the head on the ground

Tucker: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Tex: Alright bomb, we need to talk.

Andy: Heh hehhh heh heh heh, talk about what, Butch? Workin' on cars, and pickin' up chicks?

Tex: Excuse me, is that any way to talk to a lady?

Andy: A lady, who're you kiddin'? I bet you got more balls than a roman candle.

Tex: Uhhh, I knew this was a bad idea.

Andy: Hey Tex, why you got black armor, couldn't find any in flannel?

Tex: Listen jackass-

Andy: Flannel!

Tex: I put you together, I can take you apart.

Andy: Hey whaddaya mean?

Tex: Bombs, come with remote detonators dumbass. And any time I want, I can just hit a button and you're just a memory. A very annoying, very insulting memory, but none-the-less, a memory.

Andy: I think you're bluffin'. ...Dyke.

Tex: Okay, strike two.

Andy: Alright. Whaddaya want?

Tex: Well, when I built you, I used parts from an old protocol robot.

Andy: Yeah, sure, and you also used parts from some of your more personal devices.

Tex: Whoa- okay, can you use those protocol parts and translate what this alien thing is saying?

Andy: Of course! But what's in it for me?

Tex: Let's put it this way. You don't push my buttons, and I don't push yours.

Andy: Alright, fine. But I'm not translating any of that touchy-feely crap!

Tex: Deal. Come on. (starts walking, then turns around) Well are you coming?

Andy: What'm I gonna do, roll there? Pick me up ya dumb bitch!

Tex: Great, I can tell this is starting off well.

Andy: Hey, Tex. I bet you haven't had your hands on a ball this big since your morning scratch! Ahahahahaheh, ahehahe-

Tex drops Andy with a resounding thud

Andy: Heyy, aw come on, Tex, baby, where ya goin', it's just a joke between the two of us guys, come on! Laugh it off big guy, laugh it off! Haha, hey Tex, when you walk away I can see where ya tucked it! Haha!

[moonstone27ls]

Chucky ep 3 of season 3.... spoiler warning...

I'm only giving one spoiler warning because I'm that pissed....

Spoiler warning...

Edit:: Okay so its official it was a dream. So to those that read this first its an edit. I'm not gonna go "Oh I knew the whole time". I admit the idea passed my mind. But for all I knew it could have happened and Chucky was enjoying the moment

Sooo to the White House storyline… okay explains why Chucky's there. A little bit surprised they apparently have "voodoo" doctors or clinic for this. The whole thing felt a little, Venture Bros.

Then we have Tiffany…. you know I'm gonna say it again. I don't want to hear Tiffany apologists or Nica/Tiff shippers. Every part of Tiffany's interactions with her felt cringy. I know if that had been a dude and a gal, it would had felt uncomfortable. Tiffany's not a victim, she's just as bad as Chucky. Just cause she wants her identity doesn't make her a sympathic victim. She's murdered because like Chucky she feels no freakin' remorse. She's a great villain. But I don't consider her a victim.

Andy's a victim, Kyle is, their literal murder victims, the new trio, Nica is DEFINITELY a victim. Gigi (or G. G? subtitles confused me) uhhh I dunno really know. When Glenda murdered a security guard I'm… "ohhh are they a victim? or have they always been as murderous as their mother?".

And back to Nica… Nica reallyyyy needs therapy or counseling BD;. No I get it she has every right to be pissed/and enjoy Tiffany being punished. But still I'm "girl you need help".

Then we have Caroline… uhh she's like G.G in that gray area where I don't know where to put them. Again with Gigi I'm still confused. Yes the whole "soul parted" was okay but that leaves their character's… "alignment" at an uneasy spot. Because when they were two it was easy, Glenda takes joy in killing. Glenn didn't. But since they are one now… that makes me wonder what are they? Does that mean G.G is still killing? Or only if pushed/or cornered…. o3o… we DON'T know. Sorry back to Caroline.. …. sooo on one hand we know like Henry, she's just a child being manipulated. But on the other, she enjoys/and participates (or is an accomplice) in the murders. I mean no wouldn't shock me if she's born a killer. She wouldn't be the first kid in the world to be one. I've seen a lot of ID programs where some kids come from good/loving homes and just went to the other side.

But then the other side of me wonders…. is this offensive. Sorry I know someone's rolling their eyes. But I only ask, that when a minority or people with disabilities aren't fond to find people representing them in the villain or bad role. I know no one's confirmed Caroline's autistic but it felt heavily hinted first season… but maybe I was reading it wrong?

Do forgive me for being "PC" on Caroline. I'm just sorta bringing/talking on the topic cause I wanna hear opinions. I'm not autistic so I can not give an actual opinion. I can ask about topics like this but thats about it.

[cartoonbabbles]

Ok so I know this is technically "Cartoonbabbles" BUT it's also my general fandom account soooooooo fuck it. I just finished the entirety of The Office.

What the fuck do I do with my life now? List out my thoughts on Tumblr while listening to pop songs covered by Hatsune Miku of course.

dear lord season 8 was hard to get through

Why'd they have to do Andy like that like- I appreciate a good snarky guy x secretary ship but come on, Erin and Pete are cute but they're just Jim and Pam to the point where the writers actually poked fun at that.

Andy learning to be okay with himself was actually pretty nice, and you don't need to have a partner to be happy. And I really liked that.

Oscar being the gay uncle to Phillip was fun, I love how he's a fashion icon

Daryll was such a real one throughout the entire series, and I wish him the absolute best

The Farm was. Odd. I don't think I could have stomached it so I'm lowkey glad it didn't happen. It was fun but like- Dwight might be strong enough to shoulder an entire series but I did NOT care for any of his family. Like part of the appeal of The Office for me was that they're a family that found each other, not a family who was placed into a situation they have to make the best of (I understand the irony here but still)

Jim and Pam falling in love again was really sweet

Holly x Michael forever

I loved when Michael kinda just accidentally became Erin's dad.

AND ERIN FOUND HER PARENTS AT THE END MY HEARTTTTTTTTTTTT

And Dwight got to be regional manager

Honestly though I think if they needed Andy to not be regional manager, it would have been as simple as giving him his "aha" moment that he was being stretched too thin when he realized he had a passion for acting and resigned voluntarily, letting Dwight step up without interrupting something that obviously had momentum with Erin (also the two of them emotionally maturing together would have been amazing, because again as much as I love Pete and Erin, Erin choosing and wanting Andy was a lot more organic imo than just. Andy leaves on a boat. Like if you need him gone just say he gets really badly sick bc Erin's brother gives him a nasty cough. Or have Erin leave with him for the Bahamas or something and have her be the one calling in as Andy is captaining.)

But I digress

Michael Michael Michael. Where to begin

I keep saying this but I feel like the reason why the show got so rough after his departure was because everyone associates Michael with being bombastic, inappropriate, and spontaneous, but never with anything positive. And the writers saw his bad sides and just amplified them in the initial versions of Nellie, Robert, and DeAngelo.

Vickers was funny bc he's Will Ferrel and I like Will Ferrel, but he started overstaying his welcome bc the writers couldn't commit to him being any one thing, then the writers unceremoniously kill him off

Jo was fine bc she had both the hardass and vulnerable sides.

Robert California, boy what I could say about him. The writing got tangibly worse whenever he was onscreen bc like- it wasn't even that his actor wasn't familiar with comedy, it's that sex jokes get OLD SO FUCKING QUICKLY. AND ROBERT IS ONE GIANT SEX JOKE. It doesn't help that his behavior stems from his selfishness and he fails to recognize it whereas with Michael at least he tries to own up to things. Robert is just Elon Musk the person.

I'm glad Jan was able to get away and improve herself, she seemed to really love her kid. And then that final interaction kinda bucked that away

Uhhh let's see. Nellie. Initially SUPER annoying bc there is no way in hell anyone like that makes it through business. Like there were initially ZERO redeeming qualities to her. Until Andy decided to be an A-hole to her.

Honestly Andy was just mini-Michael but handled less well bc people were afraid he wouldn't be as cool as him, but that's because he's ANDY. Not MICHAEL. And he could have learned from Michael. But I guess not.

Somehow I really liked the overall queer vibes. The show's writing is old (see any time they talk about trans people) but the writers in general seemed to know trans people aren't demons.

Oh my goodness I am so glad Pam and Roy split. Roy was NOT healthy to be around back when they were together and Jim was TOTALLY good for her.

I'm gonna really miss being able to watch the show from the beginning again.

Something I am very critical of however (or like, just aware of) is how much of the humor is built on sexual harassment and assault like- beyond looney tunes or other cartoons the amount of workplace harassment, while on average likely accurate to any workplace, is genuinely disturbing at times.

Damn. Gotta find something positive

I loved Val, wished they were able to do more with her, her thing with Daryll was really cute

Oh my god Erin is pretty

Basically. Women. God it's 3 and I'm simping over office workers

I don't know why they tried to pitch Andy as this unattractive guy. He's DORKY, not REPULISVE. And I may have accidentally developed a celebrity crush on him

Honestly I kinda feel bad for him, like he's being stretched so thin but he doesn't know any response other than to go 100% in the other direction

Also he was pretty bad to Erin

God positives, come on Sasha.

Openings were always nice.

Jim and Karen were genuinely a good healthy couple for their run

I just wish the show hadn't pitted Pam and Karen against each other cuz like- Karen was in the right most of the time, if not all of the time???

I had no idea Idris Elba was on the show. He indeed is quite hot.

Gabe. Nobody likes Gabe. Tobey is appealing in the wet cat pathetic kinda way, Gabe is just kinda. Creepy. Like jesus dude.

This is a positive because I hate Gabe.

ALSO ERIN BEING MORE ASSERTIVE TOWARDS THE END???

PAM GETTING AWAY WITH BEING OFFICE ADMINISTRATOR???

gosh I love it.

[drawthething]

Headcanon questions! What kind of hobbies would the Pesto boys get into together? Have they ever tried cooking together? What would the perfect Saturday look like for them?

Hope you don't mind but I tried to combine the answers to these questions into a hc list, pffffft:

• So there was a phase where Jimmy Jr tried so hard to get his lil bros into 80s dance movies, and every Saturday morning he put on something like "Footloose" and analysed the whole thing for the twins. Andy & Ollie never really understood what he said and kept getting distracted

J-ju just gave up eventually and begrudgingly put on one of those dumb kid shows so they can all watch it together instead (though he'd rather die than admit to them that he found those enjoyable)

• The twins looove drawing and Jimmy just asks to join in whenever he's bored. Andy & Ollie also drew like, a thousand portraits of their brother. Their versions look exactly the same everytime, but somehow, SOMEHOW J-ju is able to tell which one is Andy's and which one is Ollie's

And when Zeke comes over and sees two scribbling drawings in J-ju's room he's like "Oh yeah, they're my brothers' 😐 Ikr I look so dumb in those 🙄" (but he taped them on the wall next to his Red Hot Chili Pepper poster FOR A REASON)

• The boys fricking love watching their turtle doing like... literally anything. There are lazy weekend afternoons where they spend several hours doing so. Zeke also brings Leslie's turtle to their place all the time so they can have a little turtle race pfffft

Oooo and for them baby twins only? Every night they take a bloody ton of times whispering goodnights to Terry: "Andy and I love you, Terry." - "Okay, now my turn :D. Ollie and I love you, Terry." - "Wait let me say it again to him"

• Cooking... oooof that sounds like the most disastrous thing the boys could pull off together pffft. BUT occasionally when Pesto Sr forgets that he has children to feed and straight up leaves the house for the entire night (buttchin won parent of the year again 🥳!!) then uhhh, dinner for three, with undercooked pasta, microwaved leftover pizzas and omelette that is waaay too salty. They have some fun though, plus they get to eat on the couch ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

• Them boys have secret snacks parties in each other's room sometimes. And maybe J-ju loves his gum too much to consider sharing at times, but he knows he HAS to teach his brothers how to blow a perfect bubblegum (boy succeeded at it twice and already thought that he's an expert). So uhhh, yeah, they get the privilege :D

[unnamable-lee]

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Helloo tword community, welcome to my silly lil blog with silly little arts

If you recognize me from any of my main accounts uhhh no you dont/silly

Idm being called Andy here

REQUESTS

The status of my art requests is in my ask button. RQS 🚫/❌ means they are closed, and RQS✅ means they are open. Any request made when requests are closed will be deleted.

FANDOMS

Here are fandoms I'm okay with requests for:

OSC

Bugbo

Sonic.EXE (Mod characters and the seven guardians [PC Port and Old Canon])

Bugsnax

ENA

OCs (friends only)

WILL/WON'T DRAW

WILL DRAW

Shipping Content (only tag as ship if I tag as ship)

Familial/Platonic Tickles

WON'T DRAW

Heavy Bondage (complete restriction of movement and/or ability to communicate)

18+ and Explicit Sexual Content

Situations Where a Character is Uncomfortable

Incest and General Proship Content

GENERAL BOUNDARIES

• Do NOT tease me UNLESS we are close and I know you well enough. I will not hesitate to block you. If you do it in asks or on a public post I will also block you (replies excluded)

• Don't discuss the 18+/kinky side of the community with me directly. I would prefer not to hear it, even if I don't really care about it. Have fun, but keep it in your lane. I don't kink shame.

• Growing from that, if ur blog is SFW or not, you can follow me. As long as ur not getting off to my art or directly talking to me about how kinky you find tickling then it's fine.

• Keep discussion about gentle tickles for the most part when talking to me. I'm not much of a fan of the rougher stuff when it comes to tickling unless it's with two specific people (you know who you are).

EXTRA

If you know my main accounts, please respect my privacy and don't share it with other people/publicly. I would prefer to not be found out and have to explain that I don't see this shit as sexual.

I occasionally have depressive episodes where I don't post or talk in DMs at all on my socials. This applies to my tickle blog as well. I apologize. If you do want to talk to me during these episodes, DM e and I'll give you my discord.

[trashyswitch]

Day 19: Secret

It's Avantris & Chill, and the members of Legends of Avantris are answering questions. When one question comes up that scares Andy, Mikey decides to read it out and enlighten the fans on a little secret about the man.

More Legends of Avantris! This time, it's somewhat behind the scenes! Hope you enjoy!

The crew of Legends of Avantris had just done an entire session of D&D, and were now in the rest-mode of the session: The Avantris & Chill. All 7 players were answering questions brought up by the live chat. 

“Hi everyone, I loved today’s session today. A question for Mace: Of everyone in the group, who makes you laugh the most?” Richie read out loud. 

“Oh god…” Mace sighed and thought for a moment. “Well…It depends on the circumstance. During D&D, it’s usually Mikey or Derek that make me laugh the most. But off-screen, Richie and I have a lot of inside jokes that make me lose it each time. So…” Mace thought for a moment. “I’d say it’s either Mikie or Richie.” Mace replied. 

Mikey smiled brightly. “Oh Gideon, you were always soooo sentimental~” He said in his Chuckles voice. 

Mace threw his head back and laughed at Mikey’s Chuckles character. 

And his laughter would only increase when Derek spoke up with his Bitsy character. “You wanna say that to my face, motha-fucker?!” Bitsy (Derek) yelled back at him. 

This made Mace wheeze and lose it with even more laughter. 

“Alright, alright. We get it, you two. Let’s not fight over it.” Richie told them. 

Derek chuckled and nodded. “Okay.” 

“Rats…Foiled again…” Chuckles (Mikey) said, before laughing and dropping the act. “I’m done now, I promise.” Mikey reassured them. 

“Alright. Andy?” Richie asked. “Sure.” Andy looked at the live chat. “Amazing session as usual. I have a small question for Derek about Morning Frost:” Andy read out loud. 

“Oh? Do tell.” Derek encouraged. 

“They said “With Frost being a Tabaxi, does Frost act like a cat too?”.” Andy asked. 

“Oh, of course!” Derek replied. “I base a few of Morning Frost’s shenanigans on my own experiences with my cats Tiny and Mr. Sir. I’ve also watched a lot of orange cat videos because…Let’s face it: Orange cats have a personality of their own.” Derek explained. 

“So does that mean Frost would jump and run if a toaster popped?” Mikey asked. 

“Uhhh…Yeah, probably as a kitten.” Derek replied. 

“What about knocking over things?” Nikkie asked. 

“Again yeah, probably as a kitten.” Derek replied. “Unless someone were to piss him off enough. Only then, would he purposefully-” Derek mimicked the action of pushing the pencil off the desk. This made everyone laugh while Derek picked up the pencil and held it up. “Pretend this pencil is Gricko’s carving knife or something.” Derek told them. 

Mikey gasped and let out a disappointed “Awwww…” in Gricko’s voice. “Frosty…Again?” Mikey kept up the voice. 

“Keep this up Gricko…And your ocarina will be next.” Derek warned in Frost’s voice. 

The whole crew cheered and freaked out in response to the threat! Mikey had dropped his jaw before yelling “FROSTY!” at him, once again in Gricko’s voice before dropping the act. 

“Wow!” Andy reacted, turning to the laptop. “Okay…” Andy read through the comments and started to read one. “Seeing your notifications makes me jump for joy. I feel like a child waiting patiently for more content. You guys all rock.” Andy read out loud. 

“Thank you!” Mace cheered. 

“Glad to hear it.” Richie replied, pointing to the camera. 

“I have a question for Andy:” Andy smiled a bit. “Alright.” He kept going. “Is…” He paused his words, and reread the question. “Uhh…” He stared at the question. “Oh…” 

“What’s wrong?” Mikey asked. 

“Uh…” Andy looked to the others and awkwardly cleared his throat. “I think I’m gonna just…skip that one.” Andy muttered, scrolling down on the touchpad. 

“Wait wait, what was it?” Mikey asked. 

“Was it not safe?” Mace asked.

“If it wasn’t safe, the question would’ve been removed by the moderator.” Richie told him.  

“It was fine, but…” Andy bit his lip.

Mikey gently pulled the laptop closer to himself and scrolled back up to the same comment. “Let’s see…” Mikey looked at it. “Da da da…makes me jump for joy…You guys all rock…” Mikey read the question and laughed a bit. 

“See?” Andy told him. 

Mikey looked at Andy with a rather smug look on his face. “Dude…”

“What?” Andy asked. 

“The question was: Is Andy ticklish? If so, how ticklish?” Mikey read aloud. 

The whole crew had a large collection of reactions. Mace’s eyes had widened as he snickered and covered his mouth. Derek raised his eyebrows and smirked rather mischievously. Nikkie bursted out laughing and covered her face with her blanket, while Richie tittered and hid his lips. But of all of them, Mikey had the look of infectious excitement on his face while Andy looked all nervous and embarrassed. 

“Of all the people to be asked that!” Nikkie laughed.

“What a wonderful question!” Derek declared. “Where ARE you ticklish, Andy?” Derek asked him. 

“No, no, I am not falling for that.” Andy warned. 

“Falling for what?” Derek asked. 

“Your evil schemes.” Andy warned. 

“Oh, don’t worry.” Derek looked at Mikey. “It’s not me you’ll have to worry about.” Derek told him, staring right at Mikey. 

Mikey giggled and wiggled his fingers at him. “But me on the other hand…” Mikey teased. 

“And this is where I take my leave-” Andy yelped as the back of his shirt was grabbed by Mikey’s hand. 

“And where do you think you’re going?” Mikey asked, before gently pulling him back into his chair. 

“Now HOLDON-” Andy flopped into the chair, and widened his eyes as his arm was lifted up by Mike’s left hand. “Mike, NO!” He warned. 

“Is Andy ticklish?” Mikey danced his fingers against his now-exposed side. 

“NonoNO- GAHA!” He guffawed and curled his body in, trying to get away from his hand. “aaAAAAH!” Andy squealed and kicked his feet a little bit. “AAAH-STAHAPIT!” He shouted. 

“Oh wow!” Mikey reacted. 

Derek straightened himself and pretended to hold a microphone to his own mouth. “As you can see, Andy appears to be quite ticklish.” Derek said in an old-fashioned baseball-narrating voice. “Through the masterful technique of holding his arm hostage, the calculated Mikey has confidently turned Andy into a puddle of laughter.” Derek narrated. 

Mace wheezed and laughed, loving the narration and the absolute tomfoolery that this already turned into. 

“So true, narrator.” Mikey reacted in his Gary Goodberry voice. “But there appears to be one question the viewers want to know: where else is he ticklish?” He asked. 

“SHUHUHUT UHUP!” Andy yelled at them. 

“Indeed, that is the question.” Derek continued. “Will Gary Goodberry find a new tickle spot on the wildly entertaining head honcho?” Derek asked. 

“Well let’s see here:” Mikey went up to his armpit for a moment to see what that did. And sure enough, Andy squeaked and tugged on his hand. “eEEEAAAAH! NAAAAAHAHAAAAHAAA!” Andy’s deafening, yet unique laughter filled the room, leaving everyone erupting with laughter and cheers of their own! 

“And you say MY laugh is loud?!” Mace reacted. 

“Holy shit!” Richie reacted, pure shock on his face. 

“Goodness me! In yet another feat by the world-famous Gary, Andy has found himself unable to hide the growing redness on his dimple-filled cheeks! Leaving the comment section to wonder: Is Andy blushing? Or does Andy secretly wear makeup on stream?” Derek continued to narrate, giving the camera a little wink. 

“IHIHO’M GONNA KIHILL YOHOHOUUU!” Andy shouted at them. 

“Dear me, I’d like to take a moment to apologize for any damages we may have caused to your speakers. Though Andy’s laughter is well-known around the world-wide-web, we will not be held responsible for your impending hearing loss.” Derek continued to narrate. 

“MIKEHEHEEEY! HAAAHAAHAHAAA! EHENOHOHOUGH! NOHOHO MOOOORE! PLEEEHEEEHEEEEASE!” Andy shouted. 

“And this folks, is what happens when Avantris & Chill turns into Avantris & Mayhem.” Derek concluded his narration before stopping his act. 

Mikey stopped his act as well, stopping his onslaught and letting Andy go. “Well, there’s your answer!” Mikey replied. 

The group were all still laughing at Andy’s reactions, while also cheering for Derek and Mikey’s amazing improv skills. Meanwhile Andy was sitting there, letting himself take in some much-needed breath. “You guys…ahare…so mean.” Andy muttered at them. 

“Oh, we know…” Derek replied. 

Andy took in one last deep breath, before sitting himself up. “Well, now that THAT’S done and over with…” Andy turned to Mikey. “Are you ticklish?” He asked him. 

Mikey’s little smug look quickly faded from his face. “Uhhhh…” He mumbled. “......No comment.” Mikey somewhat whispered. 

Andy sighed and looked to Richie for help. “Where is Mikey ticklish?” He asked. 

Richie stared at Andy, before looking at his twin brother. “His neck, belly, hips, knees-” 

“Wha- HEY!” Mikey shouted. 

“Am I wrong?” Richie asked him. 

“I-” Mikey muttered. 

“If you want to hear that classic dolphin sound, go for the back of his neck.” Derek spoke up. 

“DEREK!” Mikey pushed Derek’s shoulder. 

Derek laughed a bit as he was pushed. “If you draw a finger up his spine, you’ll get it instantaneously.” He added. 

…And so the tickling continued for a little longer than expected…And even though Andy was heavily embarrassed at first, he did get a chance to get Mikey back. So…maybe it’s not so bad in hinge sight? 

[sunkingwrites]

Shinsou is buying you a smoothie and a book as a reward for getting through your interview btw :) <3

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hHhhHhhH (i literally go insane under the cut <3)

okay liiikkkee- not saying i just jumped around going "pow pow wooohoo!" and punching the air-- buuuttt also not nOT saying I did that-

hDGSGHyukjv A SMOOTHIE AND A BOOK

LIKE AT AN ACTUAL SMOOTHIE PLACE AND AN ACTUAL BOOK PLACE hgABSCDSVHJBD

I'VE ONLY GONE TO AN ACTUAL SMOOTHIE PLACE LIKE TWICE IN MY LIFE,, USUALLY I JUST THROW A BUNCH OF SHIT INTO A BLENDER AND I'M LIKE YUM YUMMY- BUT LIIIKKEE- ACTUAL SMOOTHIE FLAVOURS hGSCBHJ

--i'm looking up actual smoothie flavours.. gimme a sec-

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whaaatttyyttttt the fuucckjckkjki bndvhnbjDSHNJSD KJND VBDDHNJBSH

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I WANT A SMOOTHIE FROM AN ACTUAL SMOOTHIE PLACE RIGHT NOW WHATTHFUCKKU HHBSCHSHDBV

there are sooo many different flavours,, so many of them SPEAK TO ME- LIKE UDCHBHBDV I swear... i think there's a place near the library that i'm leaving for soon-- and i'm just going through the menu, making a list of the ones i wanna try-

lemme show youuu, okayyy:

Castaway Smoothie: Vanilla almond milk, coconut milk, spinach, banana, mango, and pineapple.

Starburst Smoothie: Lemonade, peach, strawberry, and strawberry sorbet.

Java Smoothie: Coffee, almond milk, honey, and froyo.

Lucy Lou Smoothie: Peach juice, raspberry, peach, and froyo.

AND THOSE ARE JUST TO LIST A FEW I WANNA TRY

so uhhhh... needless to say- I'm obsessed now :D

OKAY SO NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BOOK

lemme get the list of books i want-- i just need to find it...uhh

uhhhh- i got really distracted,, ate some seaweed- did NOT find the list i was looking for,, instead i found temporary pink hair dye.... so now i have that in my hair- yugdhjsnkc... it probably won't do anything to my red hair, but i still think it's cool- annd also my fingers are pink now! :D So yeah! shgbjnask

instead of the book list-- that i didn't find.. i'm gunna say the book i'm reading right noooww- which is- WIZARDS: Magical Tales from the Masters of Modern Fantasy! uysdhvjsk it has a bunnchh of stories about uhhh- WIZARDS

The wizard story I'm reading right now is called, "A Diorama of the Infernal Regions, or The Devil's Ninth Questions by Andy Duncan <3

The first line of it is hbhusfjsbhjc-- it's funnyyy: "My name is Pearleen Sunday, though I was always called Peal, and this is the story of how I met the widow of Flatland House and her 473 dead friends and sang a duet with the Devil's son-in-law and earned a wizard's anger by setting that wizard free."

SO YEAH,, THAT'S ONE HELL OF A HOOK, RIGHT???

I'm gunna get ready for the library nooww, thank you for your ask that I blew waaayyy out of proportion as I tend to do! <3

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Chapter 33 - Sparks. Episode 3.

----------Andy's point of view------------

Andy: I grinned cheekily at Gizmo, way too drunk for my own good, if I am forced to admit it You know… Clover ran away and I think she locked herself in the bathroom… so that means…. you're the next one on the kissing list I bumped his cheek gently in a teasing way with my fist

Gizmo: At that point almost too drunk to stand on his own legs started chuckling deeply Ahh you ssshure about that? Di-did you double check that lllissssht?

Andy: I bit my bottom lip and nodded confidently Absolutely! I checked it not 1… but 5 times!

Gizmo: Looked at me with unimpressed eyes Ssshure…. kiss me…

Andy: I grinned wide, leaned in, placing my hands on each of his cheeks, dragging his face closer, and pressed my drunken ass lips against his. They were soft and wet… and he kinda tasted like gummy bears as I quickly fluttered my tongue over his lips Mmh… you taste good… like a candy store….

Gizmo: Shook his head and chuckled softly Snow cones he pointed at the snow cone machines You want one?

Andy: Licked my lips hungry and moaned softly Thanks… but now… I'm hungry for bigger things I nodded backwards towards Daniel who had just passed us with a towel around his hips, after his second round of skinny dipping

Gizmo: Chuckled sheepishly and looked around a bit, probably searching for his own fuck buddy, but the red hair of Clover was nowhere to be seen, so he padded my shoulder strongly and pointed at Daniel I'll go get a ssschnow cone… you go�� get a lollipop he winked at me thanksss for the kiss though… it was… interesting he chuckled softly and stumbled down the stairs halfway falling over a small bush I'm good' I'm good! He saluted me with a hand sign I could only laugh at LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

Andy: I laughed to myself as I made my way to Daniel, who at this point was dancing with himself on the dance floor. And as I reached him, I threw my arms around his neck, showering him with greedy kisses, I was so horny, I felt like I could scream, and I moaned relieved as I felt Daniel lift me up, so I could wrap my arms around his waist, rubbing myself against his dick, feeling it grow hard in seconds. My kisses turned deeper and greedier, to the point of almost eating Daniel in the middle of the dance floor, but then he stopped me

Daniel: Cleared his voice and stopped kissing me, slowly turning towards Sparkle, who were observing us about 2 meters away Uhh…

Sparkle: Chuckled drunkenly It's alright boys… keep going don't mind me I noticed she had hiccups, and she was giggling in a sneaky way

Daniel: Uhhh you sure? I mean… can we have sex here… at your house?

Sparkle: Nodded her head happily Sure! Just… stay out of the main bedroom, okay… and the kitchen… and the downstairs toilet…. oh… and the bedroom toilet… and I would also prefer if you stayed out of the living room, and dining room… but… uh… library room… uh… second floor bathroom… party room and my art room… since it's also the guest bedroom… feel free to… hiccups yeah she giggled softly and sipped her beer

Daniel: He looked at me with hungry eyes and got a cheeky look on his face, then turned towards Sparkle again How about that room? He pointed backwards towards the small tree house in her garden, and I knew exactly where he was going with that. He missed Georges tree house just as much as I did

Sparkle: Nodded her head strongly Suuure darling… do as you please giggled very girlishly

Andy: I grinned wide and cheeky at her, and agreed to let her take a pic of me… that was the last she saw of me that night. For about an hour Daniel and I fucked each other in all the positions our drunken brains could come up with. And on more occasions we were so loud, that we got cheering from the garden below us. It was all I needed. All my sexual frustrations was let out. Finally. Damn it was a good birthday party!!

--------Daniels point of view--------

It was early morning as I walked Andy, Congo and Evan to the taxi… or Ace as Gizmo calls them. As they drove off, I turned around and looked at the big blue house behind me. There was still a dimmed light in the bedroom, so I guessed that was where Sparkle was. I ran up the stairs to the second floor, and while walking towards the bedroom door, I stripped myself from the towel, letting it drop on the floor as I walked into the dimmed bedroom. I did not expect she wasn't alone!!*

Sparkle: Parker!! Stop!! I observed them rumble around the bed a few seconds before I understood it was not a fun rumble Parker!! I mean it!! I noticed her voice was high pitched and tears were pressing in her eyes Please stop!! You're drunk, and you're hurting me! STOP!!!

Daniel: That fucking slimy!!! I didn't get to think further before I took 3 big steps to the bed and grabbed his shoulders, pulling him off the bed, watching him slam down on the floor, and so I quickly grabbed the back of his neck, strongly pressing his face down on the floor Are you okay?! I looked up at Sparkle with angry, yet concerned eyes

Sparkle: Looked at me shocked and confused

Daniel: Sparkle! Are you okay? Did he hurt you?

Sparkle: She kept starring at me with the same look

Daniel: I pressed him even further down, probably causing him a great deal of pain, as I also pressed one of my knees against his spine to make sure he stayed down as he started struggling to get lose. I was stronger, I knew it very well. There was no chance he would escape as I grabbed one of his wrists and forced his hand backwards, pressing it up between his shoulder pads till I heard his wrist crackle. Sparkle!!

Sparkle: She shook her head slowly

Daniel: Sparkle! If he hurt you in any way, you gotta tell me now so we can call the police! I knew this guy was bad news from the get go, and had tried to convince her to stay away from him, and I was really itching to throw him out the window Did he hurt you?

Sparkle: N-no…

Daniel: Did he penetrate you?!

Sparkle: Tears started streaming out her eyes as she seemed to realize what was happening NO! Daniel NO! I'm still in my undies… look… *she pulled her undies a bit in the elastic, and sniffled her nose, I have a couple of scratches on my hip, that's all!

Daniel: I pressed my knee harder against his spine and almost foamed around my mouth as I hissed the words out Look me in the eyes and tell me he didn't get inside you!

Sparkle: Started sobbing loudly You're scaring me!… I swear to you, it didn't get that far! I'm okay! I swear! Please let him go!

Daniel: I hesitated a few seconds, then loosened my grip and stood up, watching Parker whimper on the floor below me You get the fuck out of here faster than I can count to 10, or I will call the police! And don't ever fucking talk to her again, or as much as look her way, or so fucking help me I will rip your spine out and beat you with it! Is that clear?! I took his stumbling out of the door as a yes*

Sparkle: As I looked at her again, she was still looking at me with terrified eyes, he legs was folded up against her upper body, And she was hugging the teddy bear Congo had given her in birthday gift You're scarring me!

Daniel: I sighed deeply and softened my face, crawling up in the bed slowly, planting my hands on her knees, slowly parting her legs Can I have a look?

Sparkle: She sniffled her nose and gently pulled down the elastic of her panties, revealing two pink scratch marks on her hip. They weren't much worse than cat scratches, and I sighed relieved that I had walked in when I did I'm sorry… I should have listened to you. She looked at me with scared sad eyes, and I swear I felt like I wanted to protect her for the rest of my life, so I wrapped my arms tight around her and let her disappear in my arms Thank you her voice was soft and shaky but please don't ever get that scary again…

Daniel: I kissed her hair gently and caressed her back, as I used to do with Andy back at Congo's ranch, before that little maggot had replaced me with Evan! I chuckled at the thought.

Sparkle: What? The sound of her voice was muffled as she was pressed tight against my chest

Daniel: I think I broke his wrist.

Sparkle: She pulled away from me and chuckled softly I hope so! Daniel: We curled up next to each other in bed, I dried the tears from her cheeks with my palms, and promised to stay awake watching over her till she would fall asleep. And that's exactly what I did.