#andfish

[sporthb1]

Everyone panicking about ao3 being down for 10hours

Me who had a 5hour flight in that time so was prepped anyway.

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

Life of the Party

Steve meets the love of his life in a way only he could.

Steve-O X Fem!Reader

(Fluff, Angst)

1.2k Words

Warnings: Suggestive content, heavy drug use, alcohol, crude language, bimbo y/n, makeouts, minimal plot, blood

An: This fic was inspired in large part by this song! Besides liking Nu-Metal, I have a passion for 90s rave tracks and accidentally stumbled upon this song one day. I had wanted to write a fic about Steve and a fun, party girl who could match his energy for a while, but this one took a bit of a dark turn while I was writing it! I’m on a Steve kick what can I say XD Nonetheless, thank you for requesting fics and please keep the requests coming! :)

“Yo, yo- dude.” Out of the blue, one of Steve’s buddies pulled him aside in the midst of some house party with a hand on his shoulder, “I got this chick you gotta meet.” Normally he would be pretty annoyed at this- there was a whole crowd of people around him waiting for him to down the thing of bong water he was holding, but he was feeling nice and had enough booze in his system to make him chill but not enough yet to make him an asshole. Fuck it, why not? So he followed him, squeezing past dense crowds while wondering why this dude seemed so damn excited to introduce him to this lady.

That’s when Steve saw you, leaning against a wall with a bottle of something dark in your hand. Looking you up and down, he felt compelled to make himself presentable by dusting off the little bits of burnt hair on his scalp from the backflip moneyball he did when he jumped off the roof earlier. Big hair, shiny red high heels, leopard print mini dress- this girl was classy, the splitting image of the kind of girls that usually go for him. Your gaze flitted over to him as he approached you and whatever conversation you were having was immediately halted. “Oh my god- are you Steve-O?” Chuckling, he nodded, your excitement doing wonders for his ego, “Yeah, baby! You a fan?” Splaying out your glittery manicure on his chest, your dark, mascaraed eyelashes flared out around your saucer-big eyes as you leaned in, “Of course! I love you!” Christ. Well it’s not like he could say no to that. Steve grinned, “You wanna go have some fun?”

“I would love to!” You giggled, lifting up the bottle in your hand, the amber liquid sloshing as you held it out to him, “Can I buy you a drink?” Raising his eyebrows, Steve took the bottle from you, bringing it to his lips and taking a huge swig before throwing his arm around you, sighing. He dragged you over to the couch, flashing that sweet, boyish smile of his as he plopped down andfished around in the pocket of his camo shorts, wordlessly pulling out a ziploc baggie full of blow. Fuck yeah. There was something in the way your face lit up when he took that shit out that made Steve think that maybe this chick could keep up with him. “Whats’ur name?” As you sat down, he started drawing up a line with a credit card, licking the plastic edge clean once he got it how he wanted, and you were nearly drooling. Sure, booze was all nice, but after you had tried just about everything under the sun, you always thought coke was a classic and a necessity at parties like this. You spoke over the loud party music, “Y/N.”

A few hours later and shit started getting really fun. Steve couldn’t keep his hands off of you and you didn’t care, finding it really sweet when he asked to hold your hair back when you did your next line. “Don’t worry ‘bout it- I gotcha, baby…” His fingers tangled in your hair as he wiped the remnants of his last one from the bottom of his nose. You leaned down, inhaling deeply and feeling that telltale burn deep in the back of your throat. Pulling yourself up, you sniffed a couple times, your eyes watering as you felt something warm on your upper lip. A grin spread across Steve’s face as he reached out, gently grasping your chin to tilt your face towards his, smearing the blood that began to trickle from your nose, “Atta girl.” He thought it was cute, how blown out your pupils looked as you stared back at him with glassy eyes.

The sting all melted away both by the aid of the bottle the two of you passed back and forth until it ended up sitting empty on the coffee table and the rough kiss Steve then pulled you into, his tongue sloppily intermingling with yours. His mouth tasted like Jack Danniel’s and Newports, but you didn’t care. Your hands ran up and down his torso, hurriedly trying to find somewhere to stay. Steve smirked against your lips, pulling you closer as his hands slid down to your lower back. Your heartbeat picked up as he started to place open mouth kisses down your neck, not a single person at the party batted an eye at the obscene display the two of you were putting on. “Fuck…” He murmured against your chest, looking up at you with half lidded eyes, “Can I do one, like- off your boobs?” Giggling, you wrapped your arms around the back of Steve’s head. This guy was just too sweet.

He must’ve really hit the jackpot for this one. Never before in all of his years of being a guy on tv who liked to party sometimes had he met a girl so giddy for him to do blow off her tits. You laid back on the shitty couch someone probably found on a curb and Steve tugged down the top of your dress a little to get better access to your cleavage. It was weirdly sexy, watching how focused he looked as he lined it all up with that credit card from before, not even bothering with the rolled up dollar the two of you had been using. Sternum to collarbone, Steve did the massive line in one go before quickly capturing your lips in another fervent kiss, snaking a hand up the back of your neck to tangle into your hair and pull you closer. As he pulled away after what felt like forever, your breath came out in little pants against his skin.

Pulling Steve up to his feet, you wobbled a little, leaning against him to stabilize yourself as you murmured into his ear, “Y’wanna fuck?” His eyes went wide as he chuckled a little at the gall of this woman. Of course he did. Without hesitation, you two ducked down some hallway, running off to a secluded bedroom that belonged to whoever to continue what you were doing in private. The sounds of the party still filtered in after you closed the door, somewhat muted through the thin walls as you tumbled on the bed. Steve didn’t even bother to turn the lights on before he was on top of you, slotting himself between your legs as his hand found its way to the black lace hem of your skirt. You were clawing at his shirt and you had gotten it about halfway off by the time your dress was hiked up around your waist, the air swimming with hormones and human heat.

Suddenly, Steve felt you freeze before going limp underneath him. Confused at your reaction in contrast to your previous eagerness, he stopped for a second, trying to listen for any repose or signs of life. You were breathing, but pretty softly- did she…? Oh shit. This girl just fell asleep after doing three lines. Steve would be impressed if you hadn’t passed out right before you were going to fuck him. Groaning, he rolled over to lay next to you, wiping away the red lipstick that was smeared across his face and thinking about how he bet this kind of shit doesn’t happen to Chris as he slowly drifted off to sleep himself.

[peachiesbambi]

Kitty Secrets

1) Avoid Feminine Washes it canthrow off you Cooch's PHBalance

2) Avoid Eating A Lot Of Meat AndFish

3)Don't eat too much meat, don'teat so much sweets and carbs

4)Was With A Mild Soap And That'sUnscented Like Dove

5) Try To Avoid A Lot Of Dairy

6) Try To Avoid Garlic

7)If You Can Try To Avoid Liquor Because It Can Throw Off Your PHBalance

8)Don't Wear Tight Underwear Or Pants

[sermon-g]

Just a quick wip today! Between basketball practice and school work I haven't had nearly as much time to draw as I would like - which makes me really afraid I won't be able to do inktober this year :( Technically I have been drawing in art class but it's all gestures and contours and I really want some time to experiment with more illustrative ideas. Anyways - I'll be deleting this once the doodle is finished (I feel like I'm about to mess it up BUT WHATEVER • • • #art #sketch #doodle #wip #workinprogress #illustration #drawing #instaart #plants #plantseverywhere #andFISH (eventually) (at FIXER UPPER)

[avery1montgomery-blog]

New sims 4 legacy challenge

Space saga legacy

1. If you don't have a pack of course you can substitute it

2. You may use cheat but not too much on the mother lode keep to one (unless you building the house of course 😉)

3. The sim must have the color or even the planet (optional)

4. The story line can be what you want besides the start up story of the rules 😁

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Generation one: Neptune 🌠

Neptune your the beginning of the legacy so your a natural leader. Your loving and always planning for the future, you hate not having a plan. Your life is a good one and positive but you get overwhelmed a lot and can't help but to cry but when your kids are near you can't help but to smile.

Aspiration: big happy family

Traits: gloomy/perfectionist/family-oriented

Career: artist

Rules:

Master you aspiration

Master the cooking, gardening, and painting skills

Live in Willow Creek or make a suburb in Newcrest

Quit your job once you have kids

Marry some with the out going trait

Always have dinner parts once a week

Have lots of children

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Generation two: Pluto🦉

You always felt forgotten. Your parents tried but with the party and all your siblings they hardly spent time with you. So you move away trying to find love but never do until you have a child there your best friend. You're determined and over obsessive. Where you're giving a task you focus all your time on it.

Aspiration: best-selling author

Traits: Ambition/good/cheerful

Career: writer

Rules:

Master the writing, guitar, and logic

Master your aspiration and career

Never marry and always have your relationship fail

Have one kid

Never be close with your family

Be best friends with you kid

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Generation three: Venus 💌

You've seen you parent struggle with love all there life so you grew up thinking love is you love them then leave until you meet the one. They just see you as a friend until they turn into an adult. You're a sweet and happy person. Your very wise but your jealousy get in the way a LOT!

Aspiration: serial romantic

Traits: jealous/romantic/self-assured

Career: Business

Rules:

Master the logic and charisma

Master your aspiration and career

have a drama filled life until an adult

marry and have kids when your an adult

have a toy poodle (if you have pets)

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Generation four: Sun🌤

you're a mama bear type looking after every one. your parents were older than your friend's growing up and they unexpectedly die so you move in with a relative when you are a young teen. you get married to your former enemy but you couldn’t get pregnant so you get artificial insemination (mods needed. if you can’t have mods adopted) and have triplets. There are a handful but you love them with all your heart. your very outgoing and caring, always thinking of others.

Aspiration: beach-life

Traits: clumsy/ loner/ family- orientated

Career: stay-at-home-parent

Rules:

master the parenting and fitness

master aspiration

live in Sulani on the volcano lot

have triplets

marry a loner like you that works in a part time job

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Generation five: Earth 🌏

Growing up in a small island and the community so outgoing and that definitely rubbed off on you. Your the kind and love to talk the opposite of your parents. You love runs and reading on the beach especially writing them!

Aspiration: Friend of the world

Traits: outgoing/creative/love outdoors

Career: freelancer writer

Rules

Master the fitness, writing, gardening, andfishing

Master your aspiration

Live in the same lot as the previous gen

Have a small indoor garden

Only have two kids

Like handiness

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Generation six: moon🌙

The pervious gen and your sibling always had the lime light but you can't help but to look up to you grandparent (gen 4) so you wish to be like them. Your shy and peaceful. You never seen being rude or fighting. Your a night owl hardly ever sleep.

Aspiration: renaissance sim

Traits: Geek/perfectionist/good

Career: part time job of your choice

Rules:

Master the video gaming and knitting

Master your aspiration

Never marry

Get artificial insemination

adopted one kid

Live in a smaller house

Go to a bar when free

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Generation seven: Saturn 🪐

Your too serious and strict no one knows where you got it from. You want life to go as planned and when it doesn't you fall apart. You don't have a parental bone in your body and frankly you hate kids...

Aspiration: mansion baron

Traits: hates children/ mean/ neat

Career: business

Rules:

Master the piano and logic

Master you aspiration and career

Marry twice

Marry for money

Have one kid

Despise you child forever

Kill your first spouse (optional😏🤣)

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Generation eight: Mars 🍁

Your parents never like you nor did your sep and biological parent liked you. You felt alone and angry until you get into the wrong crowd and fall in love with the 'leader of the pack'.

Aspiration: public enemy

Traits: evil/ hot-headed/ kelptomaniac

Career: criminal mastermind

Rules:

Master the fitness, charisma, and mischief

Master your aspiration and career (career is optional)

Live in you childhood home but you trash it

Always have you gang over

Have two children one like you and one not

No friends besides you gang

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Generation nine: Georgium sidus 💠

You were always bullied by you family and there friends. You're a black sheep amongst wolfs growing up. Soon as your an yong adult you move an never go back. You a sweet and a nerd but your family thinks its weird which hurts you.

Aspiration: the curator

Traits: vegetarian/bookworm/genius

Career: tech guru

Rules:

Master the programming, video game, and violin

Master your aspiration and career

Never contacted your family

Have trust issues when it come to relationships

Live in brindleton Bay on the harbor

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Generation ten: Mercury 🥄

You love food. So much thats all you want to do for living. Cooking is you happy place it calms you. Your sassy but sweet alway having a good time. You life is quiet until your teen year you parents parents have gotten into trouble so your targeted. You flee too a small island to and have to change you identity (not really but for game planning purposes😆)

Aspiration: master chef

Traits: glutton/goofball/ creative

Career: culinary

Rules:

Master your the cooking, gourmet cooking, and mixology

Master the aspiration and career

Live in the small island in sulani

Live with gen nine until they pass

Have one child

Marry someone in the Secret agent career

Have two pets

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Generation eleven: Jupiter🪴

You never understood why you where shelter and couldn't have your friends over but you respect your parents but once your an yong adult you leave to be an gardener... until they found you

Aspiration: freelance botanist

Traits: love outdoors/self-assured/active

Career: gardener

Master the gardening and fitness skill

Master your aspiration

Quite job and become a secret agent

Live in oasis springs

Have a guard dog

Marry a coworker (secret agent)

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Generation twelve: Hamal 🌟

Your family's finally free. Your parents caught the criminals so the quiet life for you. All you want is the perfect live, a family over your own, a golden retriever and a blue suburban with a white fence. Your happy and very blessed what can I say you have the good life!

Aspiration: Super parent

Traits: cheerful/childish/dog lover

Career: social media

Rules

Master the photography, comedy, and parenting

Master you aspiration and career

Live in gen one's house

Write one book

Like cooking

Dislike video games

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You may continue on you own if you like 😊

[rabbitcruiser]

Carboneras, Spain (No. 4)

The stately buildings date back to the 19th century , such as the current seat of the Carboneras town hall, formerly Casa de los Fuentes. In 1805 the botanist Simón de Rojas testifies to the activity of coaling mastic and exporting charcoal. In 1813 Carboneras split from Sorbas and a municipality was established. Creating its first council on June 1, being mayor Vicente Requena. It lost the condition of municipality during the absolutist six -year term , to retake it in 1838 during the regency of María Cristina de Borbón. In 1817 the chapel of San Andrés was erected, which continued to function for ten years, until the Church of San Antonio was completed. The Statistical Geographical Dictionary identifies that Carboneras belongs to the Duke of Berwick and Alba and has 300 houses in the middle of the century, the Castle of San Andrés with 27 pieces of artillery , its cistern , hermitage and gunpowder store, in addition to the town hall and the jail. It also points out its good anchorage , and the farmhouses of Islica, Llano Don Antonio , Saltador, Fazali, Serrata and Argamazón. Identifies the cultivation of esparto grass and its trade with Blanes , Mallorcaand Rosas , in addition to the abundant firewood from the scrubland and four flour mills. In addition, it explains the abundant longline and trawl fishing that is sold to nearby towns and reaches La Mancha and Madrid.

During the rest of the 19th century and the first third of the 20th , Carboneras had as its main economic activity the cultivation of esparto grass, which was exported to England. While fishing was consolidating, even reaching the creation of a trap .

From the beginning to the middle of the 20th century, the lack of work led to emigration to industrial towns in Spain and Europe and left the municipality practically uninhabited. From the last third of the 20th century, a powerful industrial and productive center was established in Carboneras. In 1980, the activity of the Port of Carboneras began for the supply and trade of the cement company Hisalba, currently part of Holcim. In addition, in 1980 the Endesa Litoral de Almería Thermal Power Plant was installed and a coal unloading dock that was inaugurated in 1984. The industrial center of Carboneras was also completed by a plasterboard factory andfish farms dedicated to the breeding and fattening of Sea Bass and Sea Bream. In addition, a fishing port was built with all its services (ice factory, freezers, dry dock, caulkers, etc.) which has made the current fleet exceed one hundred boats, both inshore and offshore. In 1988 the natural park of Cabo de Gata - Níjar was declared , being 80% of the municipal term within the park. Since the end of the 20th century, Carboneras is also a tourist town on the Costa de Almería .

During the real estate boom at the beginning of the 21st century, problems with urban planning licenses and legal proceedings affected the Hotel Algarrobico on the Algarrobico beach in the Cabo de Gata Níjar natural park. Carboneras is home to one of the largest desalination plants in Europe (with the capacity to desalinate 120,000 cubic meters of water per day), inaugurated in 2005. In 2021, one of the two groups of the Litoral Thermal Power Plant was closed of Almería de Carboneras within the process of closing thermal power plants in Spain.

Source: Wikipedia

[almaasi]

an official apology regarding this post of mine on Jensen’s sexuality, and the following discourse

i saw this long response just now, and i can’t reblog it because someone in the thread has (rightly) blocked me. so i gotta reply like this. i just want to thank the people who made these particular responses so thoughtful, dissecting my post rather than just attacking me.

everything said in the responses are things i agree with now. the original post was made senselessly, thoughtlessly, with more thought given to what tinhatting cockles shippers would think of it than literally anything else. i regret pretty much every word of what i wrote, especially the way i said it like it was some kind of fact.

all of it was a skewed interpretation of things i didn’t quite know how to process. i was much younger, much less aware of what i thought i understood. there was a lot of WRONG INFORMATION in there. it’s not opinion, it’s just wrong.

for the record, a huge amount of the reblogs on that post are from people who hate the post and reblogged it to add hate. so not all those notes are shippers.

despite (because of?) the anger i received from people for this post, it actually taught me a lot regarding respect for other people, particularly celebrities. for some reason that little nugget of common sense slipped my mind at the time. i’m very, very sorry for causing so much anger and upset. my apology is to the fandom, who remains family to me, and to Jensen, who remains a stranger to me. but also thank you to those who were angry, for teaching me exactly how i fucked up. hopefully i’ll never make a mistake like this again.

(i don’t expect the reblogs of that post to stop, or the comments to stop, and unfortunately deleting the post would do nothing now. i’mma close my inbox to anons for a while, i know i fucked up, i don’t need to hear it a bunch more times)

(but also please don’t reblog the post without the corrective commentary. also, if you happen to reblog through that link at the top, please also add a link to THIS POST. i can’t do it myself since i’m blocked. thank you, i appreciate it~)

[jaaamzjournal]

👌🏼👨🏻#Repost @nyc2chi ・・・ Happy Fathers Day! 😂😂 brilliant work @footlocker 👏🏼🙌🏼 #creative #fathersday #andfishing

[outerspacenthusiast]

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[abud-a-bard]

When it's pumpkin carving time, you get generically ethnic with it. I reckon this guys name is "Spervos" #ethnic #jackolantern #pumpkincarving #pumpumpumpkin #unibrow #thisguy #hesellsfruit #andfish #atlowlowprices #itsfine (at Chicago metropolitan area) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpbEKp9gTso/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d4gt8s49gyy4

[ephymeris]

无论这是爱还是恨 谁可以矢口说否认 一道道悲喜的伤痕 隐约 总在提醒 那美好的瞬间 能穿越时空界限 让爱永恒

[edvanderhoek]

#apollobay #thebluebird #coffeetime #andfish #peckish #roadtrip #greatoceanroadtrip #coldthismorning#colorful

[vaboveat]

Deep chicken fries

This is an easy to make restaurant recipe and it can serve your family a nicebreakfast.

Prep time: 30 minutes

Serves:

5Ingredients

1 pack of chicken breast, boneless and skinless

1/3 cup of flour

1/2 cup of fish fry

1 big egg

1/3 cup of water

1 cup of oil

Directions

Cut your chicken breasts in bits like your French fries, put your Flour andfish fry in a plastic bag, cover, and set aside. Whisk your egg in a bowl with alittle water.Dip your chicken into the flour bag, dip in your egg mix, shake off theexcess, and keep aside. Heat your oil in a pan and fry your chicken until itbecomes brown, drain on a paper towel,

[fishing-exposed]

@AndFishers: The Western Lakes fishery gets a plug in @GuyBarnett and @TasLiberal latest fly fishing campaign. Barnett can grip a rod and roll out PR spin faster than 🚁 rotors but it’s all overshadowed by their disgraceful attempt to ignore local fishers and destroy that fishery #politas https://t.co/bfvmRCSFgv

[hamlovesereri]

itssocloseitssoclose icantwaittoshaketrees andfish

my soul is ready

[lordginger3rd]

Knowledge

I’ve been tagged by @birdymary​ Thanks for the inclusion!! <3

Rule #1: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better I’d like to tag @lordginger3rd, @kickassfu​, @hollywoodhighfive​ and @walkingkdisaster​ if you feel up to doing it!

Rule #2: bold, true statements:

I am very Irish and my heritage

I can see in the dark, though its mostly black and dark greys

I’ve designed a tattoo but have none myself

I have red hair longer than any woman in my family

I look like a cross between a giraffe and a viking

I had braces

I’m shy until i know someone well

I tend to be closed off and secretive

I enjoy helping people, though i rarely admit it

I love riddles

I hate manipulation

Mostly I’m an asshole! But like a good asshole

There is a lot I would change about myself

I can play an instrument

I am good at math

I got in a lot of fights when i was younger

I’m good at finishing those fights

I’m a huge nerd always have been

I live alone in the US

I’m a creative spirit and enjoy crafting!

I have a good memory

I can fly small planes

I cook for myself daily and i cook well

I’ve had someone try to mug me

I enjoy weapon forms

I’ve worked on a farm and worked with horses

I work out multiple times a week

I am working on fantasy story

I got my black belt in 2 martial arts

I had my first kiss when i was a teenager

I have had alcohol (sometimes to much)

I have stayed awake for over 65 hours before

I have been in a taxi in newyork

I have broken several bones

I have read a novel in one day

I have visited another continent

I <3 my best friend and he knows it and <3s me too

I graduated early after skipping a grade

My parents have been married for over a quarter century

I have two living siblings

I live in the South for now

I wear shorts until the high for the day is below 39° F (4° C)

I have hung out with best friend within the last month

I shared rooms with my brother growing up

I have a crush on a celebrity (M&F)

I have a big crush on someone I know

I have been in at least three relationships

I am not good at expressing emotion

I crush easily

I’m very dense when it comes to picking up on flirtation

I have been in a relationship for more than a year

I know a person, or people

I have had a teacher who I owed blood fealty to

I have never died my hair

I want to study ancient European and Native cultures/mythologys

I am watchin the Grinch

I have punched someone in the past week

I was the trouble making kid your parents warned you against

I have eaten one meal today

I have many goals for my life

I make my own beef jerky

I have few friends but they are everything to me

There’s nothing i wouldn’t do for my family

I believe making a present is a beautiful.gift

I walk away from vehicle accidents unscathed

I believe books.are necessary

I’ve owned rodents, amphibians, reptiles, mammals andfishes

I have many scars cuts and burns

I will own a raven or crow one day

My team and I have solved seven of seven “escape rooms”

I have been living on my own since 17 years old