#and… hot 😳🫣

[intergalactic-chameleon]

no sorry i just saw this tweet and im having a moment cuz like … i already love joe keery. but if he actually ever came out as bisexual ….? i would. well let’s just say i would “end up” on “the news”

[minitelsoleil]

This moment is pure unadulterated heat

🥵

[blorbocedes]

inspired by @sionisjaune's tags and THIS nico in glasses art by the incredibly talented @movieboyfriend

Becoming a sports psychologist had been easier than Nico expected. 

All he needed was a bachelor's, which he already had, and a Masters' degree which took 18 months and submitting a paper on eating disorders to achieve. Board certification was annoying, Nico just doesn't have that kind of time, but the workaround was simply calling himself a 'performance enchancing counselor.' A corner office in Monaco, a shiny plaque with his name on it, and a star studded roster of athletes and C-list celebrities he'd hosted parties for during his influencer days for potential clientele, he was all set.

F1 hadn't been the goal but at the same time... who better than Nico, who knew exactly how motorsport could chew you out? His karting dreams were long over, but the smell of gasoline and burnt tyres and the roar of the crowd is still his forte. It just so happened Formula One decided mental health awareness was totally in style now, and one of their main sponsors held an event on mindfulness and how it can be achieved drinking more Heineken. Having a father for a World Champion is helpful, when it means one has lifetime passes, and this had been a prime networking goldmine; not for the drivers themselves and their fragile egos at the implication of psychological help -- but sliding his practice's embossed gold card in the suit jacket of one Toto Wolff.

Lewis saw therapy as something good and necessary, but ultimately for other people. And then Abu Dhabi happened. And then the W-13. And Toto had mentioned what Keke Rosberg's son was up to, how it could possibly help him out of his slump, and hearing that name after so long made Lewis' usual 'thanks but not for me' die at the tip of his tongue.

"I'm not going to imply whether all your issues stem from trying to make your father proud or ask you about your childhood. I would remember. I was there." Nico had smiled over his thin-rimmed circular glasses, with that knowing sparkle during their first unofficial session and Lewis was sold.

"As long as you don't expect me to call you 'doctor,' man. Jeez, who would've thought? Dr. Nico Rosberg."

After that, every week unless he's in LA, Lewis finds himself in Nico's chic Monaco office. It's not stuffy like a therapist's office; a turquoise wall and Nico's dad's helmet is on a shelf display, a German national Team jersey hanging on the wall, there's even a YouTube million subscribers golden plate. Lewis is sprawled on the bean bag, the sunlight from the floor to ceiling windows hitting in beams, and not for the first time Lewis has to reconcile the kid he knew has grown up into the adult in distinguished glasses and same golden blonde hair in front of him. Nico dresses like he's about to give a TedTalk, in his monochrome tee and blazer combo, and that somehow puts Lewis more at ease.

"The car's been so fucking shit. I'm not here to fight for, what, p10? That's not me. And the team..." Lewis rants, and it's so freeing to be able to call the car shit without adding in how they're improving bit by bit and other optimistic platitudes that don't mean shit in terms of the championship.

"And the team's been prioritizing Russell over you, I can see how that can be a source of frustration." Nico finishes.

"What? No. He's not -- the team's not. I'm saying, it's annoying enough the car isn't where we were promised it was gonna be, and now every week I'm getting asked if I want to retire, like what's this all for?" Lewis is momentarily taken aback by Nico's claim. Is that what people think? The team... well, George has adapted to the car easier and has been finishing above him but he hadn't felt any particular favouritism from the team... Although he's been the one running experimental setups and helping the team collect data while his teammate gets dubbed Mr. Saturday. The seed of doubt towards the team makes him frown.

"You don't want to retire. Not until the 8th." Nico points out decisively, getting up from his armchair to walk behind Lewis where his plants are.

"I don't. Even if no one believes me, apparently." Lewis rolls his eyes, hearing as Nico spritzes his plants. He could've sworn they were fake.

Lewis feels a hand on his shoulder, surprising him. "You're just going to have to prove them wrong. Like you always do." Nico smiles down at him with absolute conviction, squeezing it once, and then the weight is gone; Nico moving back to his chair.

The gesture was friendly, but it makes something flare inside Lewis. Something about Nico, maybe the fact he can open up to him the way he can't even with the team; maybe because Nico knew him before seven titles, before he was anyone, makes Lewis instinctively trust him in a way he rarely does with new people. But Nico isn't new, even if the glasses are. Lewis finds himself wanting to know more, wanting to fill the gap between the years.

"Now, let's go over your daily mindfulness affirmations..."

[razzberrydazz]

I forgot I edited the makeup and tattoo texture files in my bg3 and got sniped by Minthara having one of my edited makeups that gives her the shego top lipstick look, I waltzed into the goblin camp and got shot in the heart by her with this look, insta-killed by how down bad I am for her. Give all your makeup textures the shego lip for maximum cuntiness and sapphic bad bitch energy.

[haystarlight]

@imhumanguysiswear

I know what you are

[ningtual]

not a sunwoo edit of him saying shibal going viral on tt again, you guys come back when you actually care about the boyz and aren't being babies about someone swearing ....

[tortoisebore]

literally can’t think abt anything else other than your fic

anon i love u & i am so glad i am not alone bc they literally haunt my every waking moment 🫶💕😭💞

(tysm for being so nice & reading my stupid fic here’s another snippet feat. remus being hot in a club)

(warning: unedited first draft-level writing under the cut don’t hold me accountable if it reads clunky i’ll fix it later i promkse)

[kpophubb]

They grew up so much😭 I’m emotional rn🫶🏻🥹👆🏻🤍

[riveramorylunar]

Oh my fucking god.... I just found these pictures of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart and my god I don't even know what to say

[yunogf]

liz what the fuck

. I have no words except to say they worked on this song for me it's for me <3

[sorebelflower]

me when jerma

[spockoholic]

watching clj was just 30 hours of me going "not arguing with a man with big brown eyes, whatever you say beautiful"

[le-velo-pour-dru]

TOP 10 MOMENTS IN HISTORY

[evansbby]

Your forever in your eyes fic was to die for, it was 🤤

really a fantasy pls make a part two or many more fics with that theme 😭😍

You should read my Chris fic “don’t deny the animal” and it’s sequels! It’s very much in line with the same theme!

[slowtovvn]

... at least 20 people are watching me live blog the worst month of my life lol

[rottenalt]

HEUEHUEHEUE 👉👈.

Sorry, I'm in the midst of writing something a tad spicy, so I thought I could tease y'all a little bit... 😏

Maneater songfic-

Hector is all about that 👏 mm.

Making Charlie wish he never ever met him at all 😳😳.

I'M SORRY IT JUST FITS DON'T TELL ME IT DOESN'T.

Du'Met's whole vibe screams Maneater.