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BRO I LISTENED TO BUDDY HOLLY FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY AND I DIDNT KNOW THE ACTUAL LINE WAS “WHATS WITH THESE HOMIES DISSIN MY GIRL” I THOUGHT U WERE MEMEING WHAT THE FUCK THATS SO FUNNY
GASP WAIT I KNOW THE WHOLE SONG
#🪓 a reverse bear trap — asks#🪓 mutuals#whats with these homies dissing my girl#why do they gotta front#what did we ever do to these guys#THAT MAN LOOKS SO VIOLENT#OOHH OHH#AND I KNOW YOURE MINE#OH OH#AND I KNOOOWWW IM YOURS#OOOH OHH#AND THATS FOR ALL THE TIMME#OO WEE OO#i look just like buddy holly#and youre mary tyler moore#IDC#WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT US ANYWAYS#i dont care about that!!!!!!!!#I SONT CARE ABOUT THAT#DO T YOU EVER FEAR#IM ALWAYS NEAR
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cool homestuck fact sollux described his and aradias relationship as him being “just like buddy holly”, and shes “mary tyler moore”
#does this even make sense#idk if it looks canon but idc its funny#weezer reference#ooweeoo#homestuck#sollux captor#aradia megido#i look just like buddy holly#and youre mary tyler moore#buddy holly#weezer#hahaha
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I just doodled this for Team Cealverse (aka my friends from the other side (they're not on tumblr)) because we all collectively agreed that Collin listens to Weezer for some reason, idk you probably would need to have the brain damage we all share to understand where we coming from.
#ellenproductions#doodle#shitpost#collin pikmin#shepherd pikmin#pom pikmin#pikmin#ooo wee ooo i look just like buddy holly#uh oh#and your mary tyler moore#somebody save this man#maybe i should make references for the rest of the crew bc i draw everyone other than pom or collin pretty inconsistently
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ooo eee ooo I look just like buddy holly
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WEEZER WEEZER WEEZER WEEZER WEEZER
WEEZER WEEZER WEEZER
#sorry man I just love Weezer so much#Weezer#me when ooweeoo I look just like Buddy Holly oh oh and your Mary Tyler Moore#I swear I don’t only listen to buddy holly#I’m listening to in the garage right now so haha#robot enjoyer rambles
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Your post was the very first thing I saw this morning and buddy Holly has been stuck in my head all. Day.
:)
#twig.txt#ooo eee ooo i look just like buddy holly#oh oh and youre mary tyler moore#asks.png#pizza-feverdream
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Mary Richards from The Mary Tyler Moore Show is a Protestant 🕊️
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i found another one :3
Oh! What’s this I’ve dropped here on the ground?
No… it couldn’t be…
#What's with these homies dissing my girl?#Why do they gotta front?#What did we ever do to these guys#That made them so violent?#Woo-hoo#But you know I'm yours#Woo-hoo!#And I know you're mine#(And that's for all time)#Ooh-wee-hoo I look just like Buddy Holly#Oh-oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore#I don't care what they say about us anyway#I don't care about that#Weezer posting#real Weezer vibes going on here#weezercore#daily weezer post#I’m a weezer blog now#thank you fifiibibii#I love all of the wonderful Weezers you send to my ask box#they are all sleeping in a large box together like a litter of kittens
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#funny#humorous#funny humor#sitcom#television#modern family#growing pains#mom#friends#cheers#the big bang theory#frasier#seinfeld#parks and recreation#curb your enthusiasm#the brady bunch#three's company#the mary tyler moore show#family ties#lol#entertainment#tv#entertaining#classics#happiness#happy#america#usa#emmys
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#What's with these homies#dissing my girl?#Why do they gotta front?#What did we ever do to these guys#That made them so violent?#Woo-hoo#But you know I'm yours#And I know you're mine#(And that's for all time)#Ooh-wee-hoo#I look just like Buddy Holly#Oh-oh#and you're Mary Tyler Moore#I don't care what they say about us anyway#I don't care about that#Don't you ever fear#I'm always near#I know that you need help#Your tongue is twisted#your eyes are slit#You need a guardian#And you know I'm yours#Bang#bang#a knock on the door#Another big bang and you're down on the floor#Oh no! What do we do?#Don't look now#but I lost my shoe#I can't run
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This entire page is just going to be memes because I have Internet access and I said so.
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SAVE ME BUDDY HOLLY BY WEEZA
#song ever to meeee#comfort GRHHRGRRB#THATS FIR ALL OF TIME#OOO WEE OO#I LOOKE JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLYU#OH OH AND YOURE MARY TYLER MOORE#TWAHHH
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spot the difference ass weezer cover
KIDDING I LOVE FM!! HE'S SO COOL
#smg4 fm#smg4 mario#smg4#mrpuzzles#weezer???#what's with these homies dissing my girl#why do they got to front? what did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?#hoo hoo and i know i'm yours hoo hoo and i know you're mine hoo hoo that's for all the time!!#wee woo i look just like buddy holly oh oh and you're mary tyler moore#i don't care what they say about us anyway i don't care about that!
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i wanna draw so badly but i forgot my sketchbook at home like the ONLY TIME i dont have art block i forget my sketchbook in my school bag (im on vacation btw)
#i literally wanna cry rn#i hate artblock with every bone in my body#gepic#weeeee ooooooo i look just like buddy holly oh oh and youre mary tyler moore
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ooo eee ooo i look just like buddy holly
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Pathetic | Virgin!Eddie Munson x f!Reader | 18+
Summary: Eddie surprisingly asks you out, despite being in separate social circles. When he doesn't make a move on any dates, you ask and discover the fun of making him whimper
Warnings: sub!Eddie, (slight) dom!reader, edging, multiple orgasms (m), no protection, virgin!eddie, sloppy ending, and just making Eddie whine
Barely edited.
Inspired by a conversation with @forget-you-morelike-fuck-you when we talked about this exact thing.
Word Count: 2.3k
To say it surprised you when Eddie Munson asked you out would be an understatement. You found him decent looking enough, eyes following his slim hips or limber fingers when you had the chance. Since you’re in completely different social circles, tables on the opposite ends of the cafeteria, you never interact.
However, one Friday afternoon he approached you, a shy smile on his face as he asks you to a Drive In, you accepted sincerely.
When you’re in his passenger seat, you find yourself surprised by how his hands don’t even attempt to make their way under your tiny skirt, a feat you’ve faced from every other date you’ve had since reaching high school. It was stupidly refreshing. In fact, so refreshing, by the end of the date as he continues licking the butter of the popcorn your thighs end up tensing up, now wishing he had fingered you in the fucking Drive In.
When he dropped you off at home, he gives a gentle kiss on your cheek, promising to call you the next day. Your fingernails leave moon imprints on the palm on your hand, officially fucking sexually frustrated because of Eddie fucking Munson.
He takes you on a few more dates as the time goes on, still never making a move. Not the restaurant, bowling alley, or the arcade. You got a long well with him, his humour and yours mixing well as you get to know him, but if you didn’t get his cock down your throat soon, you were gonna lose it.
Now you sit on his couch, absentmindedly watching reruns of Bewitched as he practices on his guitar. His nimble and fast fingers distract you, zoning in on them as you watch them, not even noticing that the reruns have ended and the tv is now playing The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
You clear your throat, getting his attention. He looks up, his expression taken aback as his eyes peer up at you with his mouth half open. “Hmm?” He asks, licking his fingers for a slight relief.
God, he’s a tease. “Please just kiss me already.”
His eyes noticeably widen, his mouth partially opening. “Huh?”
You shuffle up to him in the corner of the couch and lift his guitar from him, gently placing it on the coffee table. “Kiss me.”
His mouth shifts into a boyish smile, licking his lips as he glances to your lips, just a little bit. You sit right next to him. You sit on your own leg, grabbing at his face as you finally, finally place your lips on his luscious pink ones. It’s gentle, far gentler than you’re craving from him, been craving. Your mouth opens slightly, leading the way as you swallow a muffled whine from him. Your tongue collides with his, hungrily starting to crawl closer to him. “C-can we please go to your room?” You ask, knowing the couch won’t be enough.
His eyes take a minute to open, glazing over as they switch between yours, his cheeks flushed. In hindsight, you’re not sure how you didn’t see initial signs.
Eddie holds your hand as he leads you to his room at the end of the hall, biting his lips nervously. You lie on his bed, tugging him by the jean vest on top of you, hungrily kissing him. Throughout the kissing, there’s numerous muffled moans you swallow, your hands holding his back as his stay stationed on your hips, fingers unsteady and tense.
“Um…I-I need to tell you something.” Eddie mumbles, his voice low and husky.
“Hmm?” You ask, peering into his now darkened brown eyes.
He looks down between the two of you, an audible gulp leaving his throat. “I’m…I’m a virgin.”
Your eyebrows raise by reflex, suddenly several things making sense. “And…that’s why you haven’t made a move?” You ask, assessing his nervousness.
He nods, entirely vulnerable and the complete opposite of the front he puts up at school.
“That’s okay,” you nod, attempting to calm him down with your soft tone. “We just have a lot of time to make up for.” You don’t give him a chance to register this comment, leaning up for another desperate kiss. “Will you let me suck your cock?” You ask, noting the slight pressure now at your thigh.
It’s visible as he short circuits, his eyes darting as he takes it in. “A-are you sure?”
You swing your weight so you’re now on top, giggling as he gives you this look of pure astonishment. “Mmhmm!”
You quickly crawl down to face the bulge in his pants, drooling gathering in your mouth at the sheer size of him. Your hand reaches out to palm him, his startled and guttural moan satisfying you the shit out of you. Oh, you’re going to have a lot of fun. Your hands move to undo the button on his black jeans with ease, eagerly pulling down his pants has his cock pops out.
“Holy shit, you’re huge.” You mumble, taking in his size. “Ed. Look at me.” You wait patiently as his eyes open to face yours, placing your tongue tentatively on the pink weepy head, a whine escaping his throat as it makes contact. Your hand wraps around the base, licking tentatively at his head, feeling as his cock twitches in your hand. “Cock is so fucking needy, huh?” You ask, just teasing him.
Eddie nods enthusiastically, mouth open and eyes half closed. God, he looked desperate in the best of ways.
Slowly, you wrap your lips around the head, sucking tentatively as you start to stroke the length of him, veins pulsing. His stomach is already starting to tense, a sign that he was close. “You close, baby?” You ask, stroking his cock slowly.
“Uh huh.” Eddie whines, his legs starting to move under you restlessly.
You hum, starting to take a much larger amount into your mouth, bobbing your head quickly. Within seconds Eddie’s tip is shooting cum down your throat, the delicious salty taste making you hum around him.
“Fuck!” Eddie swears, left leg tensing under you. “Fuck, that was fast, I’m so sorry.”
“Aww, it’s okay.” You tell him, still stroking him sleepily. “If your pretty cock hasn’t been touched before, I understand. Think you can cum again?”
Eddie lets out a laugh in disbelief. “Um…”
“Wanna see if I can make you cum again...” You take his length further into the heat of your mouth than before, bobbing your head up and sucking with more enthusiasm.
Under you, he whines more desperately, his torso hiking up in intervals, hands intertwined in his hair as everything you give him sends him dumb.
As your hand moves under to roll his heavy balls, Eddie gasps loudly as he cums again within minutes, sucking him until every drop is shot into your throat again. “Ah, shit.” You lazily stroke him, eyes half open as you watch him get his bearings again. “Fuck, cock hurts, baby.”
“Oh, does it?” You ask, your tone of voice slightly condescending. “I think I’m gonna blow you until you cum two or three more times and then I’m gonna ride the shit out of you.” Your voice is casual as you explain it to him, but your pussy throbs at the prospect of making him whine pathetically even more.
His tip was darkening in shades of red from the sensitivity, gasping as you kiss at the tip. “Ed. Say a random word.”
“Huh?”
“Top of your head.”
Eddie takes advantage of the break you’re giving him, racking his thoughtless brain for a word without question. “Uh, duck.”
“Okay. If you really can’t handle another orgasm, you say that word as a last resort and I will stop, okay?” Eddie nods, his eyes squeezed shut. “Hey, look at me.” Eddie lifts his head up to you, eyes heavy as he nods again. “Okay, now I wanna hear some more of those pathetic little whines of yours.”
His cock twitches in your hand at that, a nonverbal cue that he was enjoying the shit out of this. You lick a long stripe up his cock, the gasp out of your mouth as you do is nearly feral as you do. As your thumb presses on his slit as you go back down to the base, starting to mouth at the skin of his balls. His whole-body tenses up, gasping as you suck at the flesh, soaking him with your spit. You move down, hand still stroking him as you attack the perinium, licking and sucking gently. As your head moves back up to the tip, he’s continuing to twitch. You wrap your lips around the head alone, flicking your tongue it up and down against it, his whine pure music to your ears.
This does it for the third time, the salty taste getting better and better.
Eddie is restless under you, mouth moving like he wants to say words but nothing coming out. “Look at you, so fucking pathetic. I haven’t even choked on your big cock, yet.”
“Pl-please” He chokes out, his voice breathy as he begs for you.
“Please, what, hmm?” You ask scattering wet kisses along the pulsing veins in his cock.
“P-please choke on it?” He asks, licking his lips desperately.
“Oh, baby is so desperate for it, hmm?” He nods shakily, his breathing short and jagged.
You immediately take him into the back of your throat, gagging on his cock with the most sinful sounds, Eddie’s hips pushing up to put more in your mouth, whining as he does. Your hand reaches out for his, placing it on the crown of your head. His hand pushes it on you, forcing his cock down your throat and starting to fuck it. Your eyes burn, a tear dressed in mascara falling slowly down your cheek and onto his thigh. As he finally fucks one last time in your mouth, shooting down your throat, he gasps, starting to feel much more sensitive as he cums a fourth time.
Finally, you as you lift your head he sees the trail of mascara down your cheeks, seeing the concern flash in his eyes. “You, you okay?”
You giggle, wiping the salt away from your flushed cheek. “Oh, that’s just part of the job.” You kiss his twitching tip, tongue lapping at it softly. “Trust me, that’s a good blow job when I’m crying.” His dick twitches, turned on by it. You ignore it, knowing you have plenty of time for him to fuck your throat on your knees. You had one last goal, wanting his hips to twitch.
“Gonna make you cum one more time, baby.” You say, licking thoroughly up and down the length. It’s a bit tamer this time, just jerking him off and playing with the sensitive tip as you maintain the eye contact. As he got close, his hips start to lift at their own accord, the moans on a whole new level. “Look at your hips twitching, baby. Wanna cum all over my face?”
“Please” He begs.
An impulsive thought takes over, stopping the action right as his tummy starts tense up.
Eddie’s eyebrows meet in the middle as he lets out a echo of disappointment. “Baby.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it.” You apologize, stroking him quickly again. “Wanted to see that pathetic little face one more time.” You focus on him, getting him over the edge one last time as his hips twitch uncontrollably from the edge, gasping in little moans. As his sticky cum shoots, much less than the first time you open your mouth, wanting to accept his cum with your mouth open and smiling as the cum dresses your face.
You hum, grabbing the edge of your shirt to wipe it off, not caring much for this graphic tee, anyway. As you crawl up to him, you grin madly, taking in the way he’s eyes are glossed over. “You good?”
He nods lazily, breathing heavily. “What the fuck was that?”
You shrug, leaning in for a sweet kiss. “You need some water?”
“No, I want you to ride me.”
“You sure?”
“Yeah. Yeah I’m fucking sure. Ride me, please.”
“Okay!”
After taking off your panties and skirt, you lift your leg to straddle him, making eye contact as you move his cock to your entrance. “You gonna wear your shirt?”
“You’re still wearing your shirt.” You point out, and Eddie laughs, his palm hitting his face sheepishly.
“Right. Whatever.”
Finally, you sink down on his cock, your pussy begging you for attention as you sucked him off. “Eddie.” You gasp out, his length filling you up deliciously. “Oh my god.”
“Now whos’ pathetic?” He asks, his voice quite cocky for someone who just came five times in what…ten minutes?
“Your cock is fucking good, Ed. Can you fucking blame me?” You tell him, deciding to ignore his unearned cockiness…for now.
“Fuck, this pussy is so tight.” Your hips start to roll, the pleasure all encompassing as he reaches the deepest depths of you. “Roll those hips, oh my god.”
Okay. You have to point it out. “You’re surprisingly cocky for someone that just came so many times.”
“Wait until I fucking eat you out, babe.”
Your eyes roll in the back of your head, starting to bounce on him as you chase the orgasm that you’ve been denying yourself, listening to Eddie moan and babble even more.
“Gonna cum, Ed.” You warn him, sneaking up on you with how wet and horny you were.
“Me too.” He hums, a stupid silly smile on his face.
When you cum together, sweaty and sunny, you rest on his chest, petting his chest gently as you bask in the afterglow.
Effectively, you have solved your problem as Eddie sneaks his hand under your skirt the next time you’re sitting at the drive in.
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