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The idea that bodymod of all kinds from piercings and tattoos to gender-affirming care and amputations "goes against God's design" is such a fragile fucking take imo.
Like. Fuck, Brendine, you don't cut the moldy bit off a block of cheese? You don't spit out the bones when you eat fish? Do you never bake bread or cook food or chop off your hair? You just crawl around in a fig leaf bikini eating pine cones off the ground and shit in a hole?
Eve ate the apple already hon we ain't gonna undo that shit dressing like we're Children of the Corn
#Unless you DO follow that all-amish ass life#I respect you putting your money where your mouth is#But if you own a purse dog don't talk to me about defying God#Your pocket corgi is a hapsburg get off my dick about hair dye
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Look what we've become.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)
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By the way, a lot of readers tend to be surprised about it whenever I talk about it so here's another post to say that independent projects literally live and die by their audience's enthusiasm!! Even if YOU can't support something financially, spreading the word or making fan stuff to create a cool space for other folks to hang out in and engage with the work is just as important! My own comic was going to end this December without funding, and the only reason we've made as much progress as we have towards the goal was because my readers made such an effort to help it find the support it needs.
Indie creators are on our own out here, the only thing that can help us is the audience!! Every share or comment helps even if you think it doesn't!! Literally just existing in a tag so it's not totally dead when someone else goes looking is contributing something really significant to the projects you love, please don't forget how much power you hold as a Reader Of Things.
#also hey you know a cool thing about tiny fandoms#if you show up and put your whole ass into it you will almost certainly be The Best Creator for that fandom lmao#get in early it's free real estate baybee#this. was supposed to go to the rec blog oops#Its Fine i stand by it but the By The Way was meant to follow the latest submission someone sent in sorry for being cryptic lmao
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freedom is free of the need to be freed
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Yeah, that about sums it up.
#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#lucabyteart#me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece#anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much#adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg#anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think#that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call#the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this#specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)
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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is
bonus? lmao
#my art#cotl#i am looking into your soul with my huge autistic eyes. read this fic right now. blease#hksfdjghdfghldkfg im sorry it just fucking kills me that for the first 4ish chapters narinder is just. so nasty#like all the followers are like There He Is. The Leader's Favorite Guy. and its this filthy half-dead cat that hasnt bathed in 10+ years#like he has hardly eaten the entire time he's been mortal and he looks like absolute dogshit#and their unbeatable normally serene and gracious leadergod is hovering around his stinky ass like omg nari hiiiiii#its fucking hilarious to me. and also heartwrenching bc this fic does also get into how hard it is to be alive when uve never learned how#gonna draw the twins desperately bringing him soap later i just had so many things i wanted to draw for this
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first project of the new year? committing to willow creek with the help of @inspiredsimmerx's fantastic builds and a familiar broke build
#ts4#anything for brandi broke ANYTHING FOR BRANDI BROKE#not a trailer just a low income home babey its comfortable its carpeted the kitchen is pink lets GO#you know i'm going to end up doing rotational gp i must follow the stream... i must love all over my ts2 babies#dont ask why gen1 will have pleasantview and gen2 will have strangetown like they didnt exist at the same time dont WORRY ABT IT I PROMISE#dallas is going to run rampant thru the women of pleasantview lets go baby#i really really hope you all had a fantastic new years!!#i work today and then i am OFF for the next two days!!#these builds have helped me curate a vision so much faster than usual dmfhdfjk i'm such a fool for never using others' builds and being#soooo oooooo o o o o ooo micromanagey#it looks fantastic the houses look GORGEOUSSSS and they only made my fudgy ass building skills look better im love#brandi has always loved flower arranging when i play ts2 sooo she's very proud of her tulips and her yard ok#what tf else do u do after your husband drowns in a 2x2 pool and all your kids look like him
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a fool and a sinner
#heyy WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT[TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD] I SAID WATCH REVUE ST [FOGHORN] [SIRENS]#revue starlight#revstar#hikari kagura#kagura hikari#shoujo kageki revue starlight#Girl you're so damn dramatic get your ass up and continue the cycle#STFU AND START ONCE AGAIN BUILDING THE TOWER THAT WILL INEVITABLY FALL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#i'm back in my bimonthly revsta haze. Oh my god starry session revival was SOOOOOOOOOO.#i missed seeing kukugumi performing together. And oh my god mayanana sirius. OH MY GODDDDDDD#PRIDE AND ARROGANCE WAS ONLY SUPPODE FTO BE KAORUKO AND THEY WERE LIKE THATS CRAZY CAN WE MAKE TOXIC YURI OUT OF THIS? IKUTERU GET UP THERE#i screamed. all i can say#semester AMOST OVER assignments MANAGEABLE status: ALIVE#pretend i didnt post a drawing of myself coughing uo blood on twitter 24 hours ago. teehee#i need to rewatch gekijouban. Will be a little treatfor me after my last assignment gets handed in#Also theres this rpgmaker game ive been following that finally came out this year and inknow it will give me brain worms im so excited to#play it. ALSO I HAVE AN EMU TO POST I DID AN AGGIE WITH MY CLASSMATE but i gotta clean her up. maybe tonight after homework. amen#its her n cinnamorolllll so cutessss SOOOO CUTES
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jayce caught a cold
#arcane#league of legends#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#vikjayce#jayce arcane#arcane jayce#arcane viktor#this is like weeks old by now it blew uip on twt and ive been procrastinating crossposting it here ever since#filled my drafts with new drawings i did now after finally shaking off the bg3 bug long enough to pick up a pen#but lets get these old ones out of the way first hm#the thought process here is jayce thinks running hot saves him from a 'mild' winter chill#like hes been thru worse right. they wont be out long right#well his ass keeps stopping and talking and not noticing that hes catching a pretty solid chill#meanwhile viktor actually knows how to dress bc he doesnt have the benefit of being a human furnace and actually weathers it well#jayce ily but focus is not your strong suit. i have several hcs related to this.#like that jayce would only be allowed to drive long distance intercity or whatever because he sucks at following signage#viktor is designated driver for intracity chaffeuring. jayce isnt allowed to even touch the gearbox before they leave city limits.
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aughdhshfjjsjcjdjfjsbgsknfjs <- leshy in this art probably
#mrk.art#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cotl narinder#the one who waits#cotl leshy#blood#eye injury#eyestrain#imagine. you ar— WERE. you were my older brother. you might've had a stick up your ass but i still cared for you. loved you‚ even. and then#suddenly my followers‚ swayed by your experiments‚ left me and worshipped you instead. and i began to grow weak‚ to lose my power#my other siblings also suffered from this‚ allmighty gods no longer‚ for you stood above us in terms of might. and then��#and then— ...i do not know the full extent of what happened. but i know with all my being that you betrayed us.#we fought. godly blood was spilled. the last thing i remember seeing was your claws stained with ichor.#you are gone now‚ imprisoned forever in your realm‚ chained there to *rot*. and no matter how much vindication and hatred i feel for you‚#for the fact that you live still‚ as death could not be killed‚ there's a part of me that still yearns for an older brother who raised me‚#who taught me‚ who loved me‚ who betrayed me. who torn my eyes out of my head‚ ripped off my brothers ears‚ sliced my sister's throat open‚#crushed my sibling's skull.#bishop leshy#LMAO writing a ficlet in the tags. average tumblr user experience. j will now turn into a clam soup. good by e
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Up to you.
Bill Goldilocks Cipher Fic Fanart
@ckret2 I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC
IF CKRET2 HAS A MILLION FANS THEN IM ONE OF THEM
IF CKRET2 HAS ONE FAN THEN IM THAT ONE
IF CKRET2 HAS NO FANS THAT MEANS IM DEAD
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i love his stupid little blank expressions he’s such a silly guy
i’ve been drawing self indulgent doodles of this fic for a long while on my own time this is just something i wanted to post fr </3
#hardest thing to draw here was his GOOFY ASS TOGA LMFAO#CAN WE APPRECIATE THEIR ART THOUGH? THE SCENES ARE CRAZY GOOD#CKRET2 PLS TEACH ME UR SECRETS 🙏#bill goldilocks cipher#bill cipher#gravity falls#fanart#dipper pines#the axolotl#i’ve followed a lot of your fandom stuff for a while ur awesome <<3333
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Favorite Angela Moments 48/∞: Angela's love for Wicked
#angela giarratana#amanda lehan canto#chanse mccrary#courtney miller#shayne topp#mariah rose faith casillas#wicked#starkid#team starkid#smosh#smosh livestream#when the “friend” she's referring to was mariah#as a multi fandom girlie for decades im so happy angela sort of understands now#if you follow my main you've seen some fandoms. it's not as intense as 10 years ago but you bet your ass they're still there.#smgifs#anggifs
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So, if you've been following me for a while, you might remember this unspecified naruto character that I have a feud going on with. While I was rewatching the Chunin exams arc 2022/23, I spotted this old fuck:
If you remember this time period of me posting, you might also know that I was quite pissed at him. He didn't do anything, but why is this minimum fourty year old fuck here??? That's not a shinobi, that's a distinguished gentleman. Get him out of the army. My man literally has his hitai-ate tied in a bow?? Hello??
But. It gets crazier.
you might think that this is a regular screenshot of mr.bow but NO! This is him still sitting in the exams room after the tenth question was asked. BOW MAN PASSED THE THEORETICAL CHUNIN EXAMS. That's crazy! This man probably was in the forest of death, IN THAT OUTFIT.
And if you thought that was all. Here's my new discovery-
HE'S CANON. HE EXISTS IN THE NARUTO MANGA THIS IS AN ACTUAL CHARACTER. NOT JUST SOME FUCKER MADE UP BY STUDIO PIERROT.
#mr. bow#bow man#I haven't seen him in the following chapters yet but you bet your ass that I'm on the lookout!!#WHEN I CATCH THIS MF#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto manga#naruto meta#crazy shit#chunin exams#chunin exam arc#naruto classic#my posts
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Not to be sassy but how can they hug with two left arms??
oh dear anon, anyone can hug no matter the arm situation :) besides Toast is 8+ feet and uses the other left arm to pick people up
#BECAUSE I DOUBT MANY OF MY FOLLOWERS BREAK 5'10 LMAO#freshavocado#2 arms left#asks#if you are below 5'10 congrats your ass is getting scooped
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properly drew my 2 skyrimlians; Agnes, the tryhard failure, and the recently born Gorshi, the 'neat' one.. sometimes a good guy, sometimes a bad guy. sort of polar opposites maybe.
and their respective horses !!! 😝🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
#tes#skyrim#oc#dragonborn#agnes#gorshi#my art#idk if i want gorshi 2 be a traditional dragonborn like agnes is; probably not#he's so untalkative that he would never ever use those shouts bruh#his archetype is 'mysterious traveler'#and agnes is the 'Cool destined chosen one but is actually obnoxious and not fit for the role'#agnes is also easy to intimidate if you've actually proven your worth and/or talent to him. ex. he'd be n*loth's doormat and do things like#- he asks you to out of unease. while gorshi doesn't rly do all that much for others; for anyone#agnes is a weird kleptomaniac while gorshi (even as a big enjoyer of luxury and fortunes) can keep his hands to himself when he knows he -#- doesn't rly need something#br*njolf ugly ass trying to recruit him following him around like a MLM salesman gnat would piss him off so bad LMFAOOOO
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