#and your (eventually) like ok I fuck with that

[starboye]

starring: roommate!vinnie hacker x male reader

request: let’s say it’s vinnies bday and he’s celebrating it with his some of his friends in his shared apartment but all of a sudden his friends says it’s time for his special gift so they push him in his room with something tied around his eyes and he sitting on a chair until someone tells him to take off the blind fold and when he does it’s his roommate in one of vinnies favorite skirts that shows off his juicy ass and vinnie gets an immediate hard on but he’s acts confused so one of his friends says they wanted to get him a stripper but they were to expensive so they went with his roommate because of his body shape so fast forward they all leave and it’s time for vinnies lap dance and reader is on vinnies lap grinding and reader tells Vinnie he can touch and vinnie instantly grabs on his ass but then reader bends forward and vinnie gets a glimpse of what’s under the skirt and it’s vinnies favorite thong so vinnie says fuck the lap dance and drops to his knees and bends reader over his desk and starts eating his ass like a crazy man and reader starts laughing and shaking his ass on vinnies face and vinnie just starts spanking readers juicy ass and then after a while he fucks him all over the room and when they come out his friends are just sitting on the couch smirking and asks vinnie if he had fun and he just grips on readers ass and says yeah best present everrrr

warnings: smut, femboy!reader, making out, rough sex, cursing, creampie, unprotected sex, mentions of alcohol, ass slapping, ass groping, ass eating

directors note: sorry its a lil different i only noticed i changed it like halfway through and it was getting to good

it was vinnies birthday which means surprise party and what works better with a surprise party than a stripper which now apparently is you since the one you guys planned on getting was way to expensive, during the party you basically just hid in vinnie room till the surprise which im guessing is right now.

they walk a blindfolded vinnie into the living room and sit him in a chair as you walk and stand in front of him "ok vin pull of the blindfold" his friend says and so he does, as the fabric falls he sees you dressed in a skirt and crop top looking as slutty as ever.

his mouth falls open with just how surprised he is "you want a lap dance birthday boy" you ask and he can feel the immediate boner in his pants and he's falling over his words "we wanted to get you an actual stripper but they were to expensive so we just asked y/n to do it since he kinda has the body of a stripper" one of his friends laughs.

and after that the party is back on and everyone is partying, down drinks and getting drunk until they eventually stumble themselves out the apartment and back home "well that was fun" you tell vinnie as the last person walks out the door "mhm" he stumbles his slightly drunk self to you.

"and what exactly do you want" you ask holding him up "my birthday present" he chuckles tugging you skirt "mkay" you hum dragging him to his room and sitting him on his bed, straddling yourself on top of him and beginning to make out with him sloppily.

you both moaned into each others mouth before you moved your kissing to his neck "you can touch my ass" you put his hand on both globes of your ass before pushing him further down on the bed to lay down and arching your back to show the thong you were wearing.

vinnie couldn't do the whole foreplay thing right now at this point, he was hard and he needed to get off now so he dragged you upward and angled you over his face, pulling the thong to the side and eating you out like a man starved, i mean like his jaw was WORKING to eat you out.

to tease him a lil you shook your ass on his face but that only made him grip your thigh tighter and eat you out crazier, you could feel his tongue plunging inside you over and over it felt so good you didn't even think of wanting him to stop but he did to your dismay, turning you back over face down ass up and wiping his aching cock out.

within seconds he was pounding that ass so hard you were lunging forward, making you a moaning mess that probably the whole floor could hear "fuckkkkk you're ass is so good" vin threw his head back as his hips worked on their own to please you, laying one good slap on your ass just for the fun of it.

but it was so nice watching your ass jiggle he did it again and again, he grabbed both your arms and restrained them behind your hand with one of his hand and pulled you up closer to him "how do you like being my stripper hm" he asked leaving some hickeys on your neck "i think you might be my best client" you chuckle mixed with a moan.

vinnie was thinking if he was some cash on him right now he'd so be throwing that shit at you just to make it really feel stripper like, but withing a couple more minutes vinnie was jerking his hips back and forth before slamming into you a couple more times and filling you up with his cum.

a loud groan coming from his mouth as he rode his high out and flopped down on the bed "c'mon i know that's not all you got" you chuckle turning on your side to look at him "why you want me to take away your ability to walk" he asks "and if i say yes" you smirk "then oh i will" he chuckles.

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[elleluvsjurin]

girl you loud

synopsis: you invited chaewon over to lay down some pipe and she delivered…as always xD

pairings: kim chaewon x fem!reader

cw: non idol!au, g!p chae, vixen!reader, sneaky link chae, switch!reader, degradation, oral, rough sex, lowkey hate fucking to put it bluntly, lowercase intended, it gets kinda cute at the end

a/n: HIGHLY requested fic

12:29 am

horny and alone. god, you hated being single. it sucked, honestly. yes, you may have slept around a bit but with every new person, it progressively got worse. there was only one person that could satisfy all of your needs and desires. only one person that could make you cum and that happened to be chaewon.

1:10 am

chaewon pulled up. you left the door unlocked for her and waited until she came into your room. luckily you had time to freshen yourself up and put on something cute…and slutty for her. you looked so pretty for her! a cute little bra and thong combo, it was a shame that she was going to take it off of you.

“i missed you, chae.” you softly mumbled while chaewon closed the door. chaewon smiled at your comment, “i bet you did, you even dressed up for me?” chaewon replied. you take a moment to stare her up and down before walking towards her, your body slightly towering over her.

“you don’t like the lingerie?” you innocently asked, turning around so she could see the full outfit. chaewon gulped and cleared her throat before speaking up, “god you’re a whore, y/n-” “but you come to my rescue every time.” you snapped back at her. slightly offended at the accusation.

“are you going to be a bitch or are you going to fuck me?” you ask sweetly as you kiss her on her neck. “this is the last time, y/n.” chaewon softly whispered, feeling your lips on her neck. like muscle memory, chaewon wrapped her arms around your waist as you kissed on her jaw, her neck, everywhere.

you softly giggle, feeling her member poking through her pants, aching for a release. you slowly pull away from her, getting on your knees. chaewon gasped as you unbuttoned her pants. you eventually pulled down her underwear until her cock springs upward, your mouth watered as you were face to face with her shaft. her cock is a pretty pale color and her tip is angry red, begging for something to relieve it.

“can’t get enough of this pretty dick from the pretty girl.” you mumbled before taking her into your warm mouth. chaewon rolled her eyes to the back of her head as you bobbed your head back and forth on her shaft. chaewon grabbed onto your hair as she started to thrust into your mouth. your loud slurping sounds and her moans can be heard throughout your room as she manhandled your mouth.

“god, that’s it~” chaewon grunted out, using your mouth. “you wanted this shit, huh? you wanted me to use all of your slutty holes? fuck~” chaewon moans, continuing to thrust her long cock into your pretty mouth. at this point, there are tears streaming down your face.

you grip onto her thighs as she thrusts into your mouth, she eventually slows down after seeing the tears in your eyes. “you’re so pretty, y/n. my pretty slut” chaewon softly mumbles, pulling out of your mouth with a ��pop” noise. “it’s ok, you’re ok.” chaewon whispered softly while wiping the tears from your face. “i need to taste you, take that shit off.” chaewon ordered. you quickly get up, unclasping your bra and taking off the pretty underwear.

chaewon takes off the rest of her clothes as you strip for her. “you’re so perfect…” you softly muttered, staring at chaewon’s body in all of its glory. she softly smirks, lightly pushing you onto the bed. like the gentlewoman that she is, chaewon grabs your legs and gently spreads them apart. your bare womanhood exposed to her as you softy whimper, feeling the cool air hit your most intimate parts.

chaewon starts to kiss your stomach, your thighs, and she goes a bit further to kiss the inside of your thighs near your pussy. you grab onto her hair, crying out, “please chae…” you softly whimpered. “needy girl” chaewon mumbled before she started to lick the inside of your folds. you threw your head back in pleasure as she looked up while she ate you out. “o-oh my goodness!~” you cried out. chaewon sucked on your clit as she thrusted two fingers into your cunt. your pussy squelched all over her fingers.

your legs started to shake as you attempted to close them since the pleasure was too much, however chaewon stopped and pried them back open. “don’t you dare!” chaewon said before she got back to desperately eating you out. you grabbed the back of her head as you moaned aloud. “fuck chaewon!” you moaned as she continued her assault on your pussy, sticking her tongue in and out at a fast pace.

“shit..im about to cum~” you softly moaned, grinding your pussy all over her tongue. she flicks her tongue and it sends you over the edge. you cum with a drawn out moan, your legs shaking around her head. chaewon swallows every last drop of your cum before getting up. “bend over for me, hm?” chaewon asks and you listen. you turn onto your stomach, arching your back into the air as she gets behind you.

chaewon grabs onto your hips and bends down to kiss the back of your neck. “good girl, y/n.” she mumbles in between kisses. you lean upwards, pressing your ass up against her as she slides her cock past your folds and deeply inside of you. the both of you let out a quiet whimper as she bottoms out inside of your warm pussy.

you roll your eyes to the back of your head as she starts to thrust into you. chaewon ruts her cock deep inside of you, “y-yes..fuck me chae!~” you cry out. chaewon softly moans, grabbing the back of your head as she thrusts into you. your ass claps with each of her harsh thrusts.

“f-fuck how are you still tight…” chaewon chuckles dryly as she fucks you. chaewon has a tight grip on your hair as she thrusts into you. her hips collide with your ass at a fast pace, her dick easily slides in and out.

“mmh..fuck chae, it’s too much!~” you moan aloud as she sends a smack to your ass, the sound echoing throughout your room. “this is what you wanted so take what I give you, pretty~” chaewon groaned, thrusting sloppily inside of you..she’s praying to god that she doesn’t cum before you.

“shit chaewon..im cumming~” you lightly mewled as you started to cream all over her cock, leaving a white ring around the base of her milky cock. “fuck you’re gonna make me nut!~” chaewon moans out, her hips moving quickly and sloppily, plowing your poor pussy. “cum inside of my pussy, chaewon~” you scream out, chaewon filling your pussy up with four, thick ropes of cum. her cock twitches inside of you before she pulls out of your cum filled pussy.

you fall face first on the bed, chaewon smacks your ass and giggles. “are you ok?” she asks and you nod your head, “mmhm, i just haven’t had good sex like that in so long. you do me so good chae…seriously” you mutter out

“shut up, y/n.” chaewon softly laughs while she puts her clothes on. you turn over to face her, she finishes up fairly quickly. “im serious, why don’t you believe me?” you ask. “kinda hard when you’re known for..certain things.” she replies and you frown. “I haven’t been sleeping around that much here recently, honestly. I’ve been stopping.” you say and chaewon leans down to kiss your cheek.

“the day that you finally stop sleeping around is the day that I was ask you to go out with me, mmkay?” chaewon says and you nod your head, “deal, chae.”

4:17 am

chaewon left.

[weeb-simp-11]

🃟☏➢NEED THAT SHAPEABLE VEINY DIH!!

NOTE: You should also give some love for my guy Shapesmith/Rus Livingston, I wanna eat this stretchy man. Also might not be accurate, semi-proof read.

Pairing: Shapesmith!Rus Livingston x Fiancée!Reader — Female Anatomy and She/They + You Pronound, Engaged and to be Married

Sypnosis: Calling your ‘husband’ after his flight to Mars and you notice he seems to be acting strangely sooo it ends up with fucking because you miss him, teehee.

Warning: Eventual Smut

RING RING!! RING RING!!

“Rus? Baby?”

He almost dropped the unknown electronic device as it rang, accidentally accepting the call, fumbling with the screen as he heard a woman speak.

“Russell?”

“H-hello?”

“Oh god Rus, I thought you weren’t gonna answer my calls.. I’ve missed you so much.. Christ.” You softly spoke through the phone, holding it near your ear as you smiled gently to yourself.

“Yes— yes hello fellow human. Uhh..” Shapesmith trailed off, looking at the caller’s ID. “Honey..”

As far as Shapesmith is aware, Rex taught him various lessons about relationships during their time with the Guardians of the Globe. He instructed the struggling Martian not just about mating, but about sex and how to make women feel appreciated every day, whether through intimacy or other means. He also helped him improve his grammar.

“I’m at your apartment, I just finished cleaning here. Will you be coming home?” Her small chuckle masked the longing she’d felt for her fiancé, all those days without him.

“Uh, Y-yes Ok I will end this cellular device. Goodbye. Uh— baby.” Shapesmith replied, feeling a bit sheepish as he ended the call, making his way out of the Moon Base

_

“Welcome home Rus, you were right. I really did miss you a lot.” You spoke, his name dripping off her tongue like honey. She hovered in front of him, holding him close, their first huge after what? Two weeks? Months? Man Shapesmith didn't even know that the guy’s identity he’d stolen from had a wife, he wondered, a bit unsure of things.

“Sweetheart..” Rus would call her, trying to figure out things, especially with him engaging with a human in physical contact as what she’d doing right now — hugging the Martian.

“Yes?” You’d look up in anticipation. You did notice his weird differences from before, he was a bit timid and shy right now. Not that she didn't mind. It was just unusual for her fiancé.

“You’re acting weird, as if you aren't my boyfriend.” Shapesmith’s eyes slightly widened. Did she find out he was a Martian? Will you stab his three-chambered hearts? Skin his skin off? Grind his body?!

“Hey no— I’m just tired, y’know. Mars and going to space.. And other human stuff..” Shapesmith replied, gently scratching his cheek, swallowing his saliva. Her arms that held him trailed up to the back of his neck; nape.

“Don’t you miss me too?” She mumbled, staring deeply into her lover’s pupils. Eyes trailing down from his irises to his lips, and back. “Aren’t you gonna kiss me?” You frown, puckering your lips up for him as you sigh.

“Oh- uh yes- sorry.” Shapesmith apologizes, immediately pressing his lips against hers. The kiss was reasonably messy and unnaturally sloppy. Rus knew how to kiss, he kisses as if she was his last meal, he kisses as if he's eating her face out. But right now, it felt too different, was this really her Rus? She was a bit skeptical. Shapesmith tried to pull out from their kiss as you lead him on instead, your tongue darting between his lips, trying to slip between them.

You pulled him close. Clutching him using the collars of his uniform, leading him further into the house as they reached the kitchen. You sat on the edge of the counter, with him against you of course. His Martian senses heightened at the feeling of her warmth that emanated from her body. He rutted against her thigh, you halted his desperate movements, helping him out of his uniform, discarding it somewhere in the living space. She was too much into the sensations that she did not bother to notice whatever he hid beneath his pants, it was similar to a dick, although not technically one? God who knows?

You shimmied off your clothing, throwing it somewhere in the room, you’ll have to worry much more about different things tomorrow, for now. They should focus on each other. Both of you were bare naked under the dimly lit kitchen, soft breathing could be heard and gentle thrusting can be seen happening between the two.

Rus’ hips stuttered against yours, his dick slipping in and out into her warm hole. He gripped your calves, rutting against your leaking pussy that ached for your Fiancé.

“Ugh.. You feel so different. Does space do this?” You moaned and whimpered, clutching onto his body, feeling air gets sucked out of your own lungs whenever you’d help him thrust.

He is learning gradually. He is trying to understand how the human he is fucking also felt good.

Female Human’s pussies felt too good. It was making him light headed already he his pounded his cock into her velvety warmth. He could almost—

“Oh— chums—!” He spilled his Martian seed inside her, his body shuddering along with hers as they both climaxed. You swore when you shut your eyes, you were having sex with a green alien Martian, maybe that was just your eyes playing tricks at you. He slowly pulled his member out of your gaping hole, watching as his essence mixed with hers and dribbled onto the countertop. You clenched onto nothing, softly whining as cool air hit your body. You fell into his arms, both of you now resting and relishing each other’s embrace after being separated.

Maybe stealing Rus Livingston’s body wasn't bad after all. (Stealing is bad kids)

NOTE: Making a sequel where you found out it wasn't the real Rus Livingston and admitting it to him hat you thought it was him that you fucked but it was actually a Martian and it ends with also them fucking. I don't know.

[mozzzz05]

I just had an upsetting thought - what if Alison constantly visited the Ghosts and knew - when she was old and grey and had lived a life - that she was going to die, so she made sure she was in Button House for it?

Mike accepts it and understands her want to go back to the Ghosts, they’re like family, they’re always there.

But then it’s Mike’s turn to go and he decides it must happen at Button House too. He’ll see his wife again! Spend a couple of hundred years together & hey he can actually meet/talk to the ghosts now!

Only when he dies and he meets all the Ghosts, who are all excited to actually talk to him etc, he asks where Alison is, only to find that she moved on straight away.

He finally gets to see a part of his life that was so bizarre for him, so secret and hidden, part of his life where he only ever had half a story. And now he has that half but his whole world is still gone and he doesn’t know when he’ll ever see her again.

[faaun]

said goodbye to him feeling weird!

[heartslobbf]

hater alert! far too many people say that juri’s character arc ‘isn’t about her being sad about being gay, it’s about being sad about unrequited love that happens to be gay’ and. well. that is not true and by saying that you are completely flattening the brilliance of juri’s character arc which literally culminates in her being able to accept her own lesbianism despite her unrequited love, despite all her shame and self-loathing, despite this pursuit by Some Fucking Guy to try and ‘save’ her from these feelings. like if you think juri’s entire character is just ‘sad about shiori’ how do you appreciate even a modicum of the emotion packed into that final juri duel. it is both about shiori and, even broader, her lesbian identity and what that means to her intrinsically as a person, removed from romantic relationships and just purely as like. you know. Who She Is. the idea that even when juri’s locket is cut from her neck she is still a lesbian that’s still who she is and she cant change that and, crucially, she doesn’t want to even as she is agonised by these feelings. that’s why she forfeits the duel!!!! she’s clocking out she’s quitting she’s saying no!!!!!! this is me and ive got to be ok with that this is me and i can accept that this girl might not love me and i can keep living despite that. like. god im so normal arisugawa juri im so sorry that no one understands you and your intrinsically unapologetically lesbian storyline like i do

[maniacace]

two consecutive reactions to arcane s2ep7, an exhibit

[sidesteppostinghours]

pulps law is that whenever i get insane enough about something, i will inevitably attempt to make a persona 5 au, regardless of whether or not i am successful at it.

[arolesbianism]

I wish So Bad that I could confidently recommend lob corp and library of ruina to people because they're both genuinely rly good games and I also need ppl I know to understand the insanity that is project moon but like godddd they are a fucking Investment. Both in time and in brainpower. I generally think ppl exaggerate how hard lob corp is but it's certainly not easy and when it does get hard it gets HARD. Also it literally requires at least one day 1 reset (basically a new game+) to fully beat the game and at this point I've done at least 10. And for lor I'm not nearly as far in and I'm just scratching the surface of the real game but it's a beast of its own. Also 100+ hours and also hard as hell. Like this game does not fuck around with its difficulty spikes it will make you use your brain and it will give you a damn headache in the process. It's also one of my favorite card combat games I've ever played with mechanics that just so beautifully complement each other to create a dynamic and interesting battle system that gives it a completely different vibe and feeling than any other deck builder games I've played to the point where it almost feels wrong to me to categorize them together. But also I am not even slightly joking abt the headache thing every time I play this damn game I close it with a horrible headache and have to take a multi day break. I think everyone should experience this with me <3

[takonei]

... I am definitely some flavor of asexual, aren't I

[whisper-and-tangle]

aoughhhhmy no good very bad day . waaaaaahhhhhhhh</3

[en-chi-la-da]

Tbh I think the whole class should get to smooch hajime. It’s what he deserves

im imagining hajime sitting in a kissing booth looking like lucy from peanuts in her psychiatrist booth. kisses are 5 cents. the hajime is IN.

[sydmarch]

no interest in any of my hobbies next to no concerts going on all summer feeling abandoned by the majority of the few irls I still have no idea where to meet new people to replace them now that I'm not part of the highly social hard partying sales culture I spent basically all of my post college life in anymore literally what reason is there to keep trying

[cutebisexualmess]

fucking hell i really need to learn to prioritise myself

[torchickentacos]

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

Auto-combat games with 15 different microquests that repeat over and over again for the rest of time making the game a never ending tutorial my beloathed