#and yet always bring them back

[msue0027]

plot armor is one of the worst things that could happen to a character in the whoniverse

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The dog days are over.

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[blueskittlesart]

video game shop mockup, props, & character design for class 😁

[assmaster-8000]

𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒐 ✧

✧ Regret

✧ Rememberance

✧ Reunion

✧

All men are equal in death. To Clotho, such is their reigning tenet.

And to Clotho, a man like them sheds no tear for the departed. A necromancer need not fear death, for it is a cycle devouring upon itself, and they are the ringmaster of this primal instinct. As in— need, should, must. One must not fear, one must not ache or pine or rage. A snake is still a snake. Death is still a wild animal. Show your soft palm within the ribcage of your fist, and it will not yield to you. Clotho, for all their cool expertise, knows this through trial and error.

All men are equal in death. So this mantra becomes their epitaph for every sentiment buried under the grave of their tongue.

It's a corpse beneath the floorboards; this memory. The tremble in their fingers - the shortness of breath. Their prized coherence pooling out their ears like brains on a sidewalk. Black is all they've known the world to be, but this time it is blue. Saliva spilling past the shore of her lips. Piercing red lightning streaking through the sky of her eyes. She does not respond when they shake her. By God— what have you done?

All men are equal. Their mother was no man, no monster. Mother, simple and sweet, was cruel enough to damn her. As they were.

Their tears come soft on the linen of her robes. She is softer still. The used crowd of spellbooks and artifacts and alchemical instruments behind them laugh hollow at the display. Wire is taut, so is cloth. Neither will hold them now, after destroying the muscle that stretched to cradle their wretched self. So they bind her in her day shroud. And they bury her in the belly of the primordial Mother.

On her grave, they plant a singular Asphodel. Their one specimen.

And when they shakily kneel back to look down at the mount of soil, for a moment - just a moment, their nails slip back beneath the dirt. Back to where home was.

A moment was all it took. Soon as it comes, they rip it out her shabby resting grounds and lay it on their crown. That brain-shaped gilded mausoleum of theirs. So it has remained all this while - so has she, with that memory just as equal as a dead man.

But you know they never stay where they're supposed to for long.

In the land of the dead, asphodels are for the gray in between. They are the sustenance of the dead. They are my regrets, following you to the grave. O, Mother. You raised a walking corpse. As long as I hold you in my heart, the grave goes where I go; and dead men tell no tales, so... I love you. Isn't that the worst thing you've ever heard?

[triglycercule]

can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,

they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this

ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))

ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money

and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???

[daltonsnightmare]

MacGyver (2016) s1e12 Screwdriver | Cold Open

[shadowofaghost5]

Soooo I accidentally went ahead and made a bunch of fanart for "oh, you're my best friend," by @cottonmouthcandy ? It was supposed be be just Bonnie, but then Shanklin just appeared out of nowhere, which, good for him.

Anyway, give the fic a read! It's a very lovely Gravity Falls Pokemon AU with great writing!

[mad-hunts]

LOUIS MATHIS, THE INTELLIGENCE GATHERER — a walking collection of information to use against enemies and who's responsible for 'scaring' problematic clients a little to keep them in line.

[spotaus]

Tauverse Thoughts again <3

So, animals. A trend I love very dearly is when Killer is allowed to bring in several cats to Nightmare's abode. However, for Tauverse, Nightmare doesn't allow any animals inside the mansion. Any of them.

The main reason is that, frankly Nightmare has felt some of the most heart-rending grief from people? When their animals pass away. He knows that monsters live much longer than animals do, and he doesn't believe he should put them through that pain in the long-term.

Another Reason? He's lazy!! He doesn't want to have the liability of animals around. His mansion isn't exactly clean, but the hazards and responsibilities of animals? Killer could be trusted he thinks, but with the constant explosions, chemicals left out, contraptions, etc? With the whole au being in a limbo state? An animal wouldn't last very long if left unsupervised, and even worse than a natural death would be if a little critter climbed into one of Dust or Horror's projects and got hurt accidentally. It'd be bad.

Then third thing? Animals don't really like Nightmare. And he doesn't like them. The cats at Ccino's are an exception, because they have a magical element to their creation. Normal animals? Hiss, bark, chitter warnings, etc etc. They hate him. Like. So much. So so much. Once, he'd visited an au with Killer and the others and Killer had been enamored with this one old scraggly cat in a pet shop on the surface. He'd returned later (against his better judgement) to see if he could be around it and perhaps take it with them. He found it just hissed and hissed at him. He decided to ask Ccino to visit with him and adopt it instead, and it's living in Ccino's Cafe among the other cats. The magic of the AU seems to be elongation it's life, but Night worries it's only a matter of time. He's pretty sure animals hate him because he's a weird twisted nature spirit, no longer benevolent and good like before. He's right.

So, yeah, no animals in the castle! And naturally no life exists in the au of Night's domain, so there aren't wild animals either. Just him and his gang.

[kyouka-supremacy]

Well.

[kelpiemomma]

He hesitated as the child below him smiled and reached up. His claws rested right above its head and yet it looked delighted to see him. Did it not realize the danger it was in? It grabbed his fur and giggled.

"Puppy!"

...if he was asked, he was simply raising it up to help him infiltrate human settlements better.

[sskk-manifesto]

Ep 4 :)

[hellerism]

they need to study how bad supernatural hated its fans

[habizuh-studios]

You will live a long time, and yet, an eternity without me. You will look into the faces of passers by hoping, just for an instant, for something that will bring me back to you. You will find moonlit nights strangely empty because when you call my name through them? There will be no answer. Always, your heart will be aching for me, and your mind will give you the doubtful consolation that you did, "the right thing." -i think tv girl or dangerous things, i cant stop thinking about it

[nliast]

A fun crackship I have a lot of feelings about is not what you first this, so hear me out.

Kali/Sienna, but, Kali is also still with Ghira, she's basically mutually married to both of them post Faunus Rights Revolution. Sienna & Ghira are mostly just mutual friends/comrades with differing political views but its all very healthy and good.

Hey, I remember this was a thing on the first volumes, when Sienna and the parents™ were introduced. I always liked it, but there is no more content of them nowadays tho :/

[tiktaaliker]

ITS BEEN A FUCKING WEEK. PASS THE DETRITUS