#and yes. they smoke weed

[botanicalbasilly]

Nobody gets me (real)

[presiding]

my dad's dealer, floating in the void: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “what are you willing to become” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude maybe im not fit to rule an empire. maybe everything wrong with dunwall and serkonos is a reflection of my indifference

my three doppelgangers standing behind me: chain us together and turn into a monster and tear us apart. it'll be funny

[mychlapci]

Usually you see the constructicons all fucking prowl, but I would love to see a turn around where Prowl is the stud and breeds all of the constructicons

The autobots go “omg 6 decepticon boyfriends, your poor valve!” But the only thing prowl is thinking of is his 6 needy boyfriends back home and how he’s gonna spike them.

Maybe he goes about it different for each of em to, like for scavenger he’d go gentle and praise him for every little thing, but someone like Mixmaster would get pounded until he can’t think anymore

your mind... Prowl coming back home after a long work day and the constructicons are already waiting for him, ready to present their valves for breeding. He barely steps into his home and he’s already buried spike deep inside of, let’s say, Scrapper, with the rest waiting expediently, trying to rush him, some maybe even tugging at his arms and telling him to please do me next. 

Prowl dutifully finishing inside all of them before they get to go recharge, making sure to give it to everyone just the way they like it <33

[darkgaia2]

my weed smoking gfs

[dougbowser]

my gender affirming chef kawasaki plush

[sexbomb-raymancover]

🚬👱‍♀️ 💨

🚬👩🏽 💨

🚬👩🏼 💨

my three girlfriends

OP disabled reblogs but it needs to be known

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[communist-hatsunemiku]

lavnko

[stonedghostguy]

the way i need to get high with my girlfriend while wearing nothing but her hoodie and i start humping her cock while she pets my hair and calls me a good boy and i eventually give in to it and let her take over and fuck me properly bc im just her dumb little stoned puppy who needs her to take care of me and then we go get burger king i mean. uh. what. who said that.

[aeondusk]

Theme of being murdered by Lilith and her three weed smoking gfs

Shin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance - Battle -Qadištu-

[cannibalspicnic]

KAOS (2024- )

THE FURIES Cathy Tyson as ALECTO Natalie Klamar as MEG Donna Banya as TISI

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

[mychlapci]

prowl's 5 weed smoking girlfriends forcibly move in with him and every day he comes home and they've hot boxed his apartment. he just sighs and as he goes to lie down all his giant weed smoking girlfriends pile up on top of him and crush him like a squeaky toy

[bevsi]

Heartstrings 8 end card 🖤

[messmerposting]

draw them malformed with your genitals. 👍

Stop drawing Messmer with normal proportions, he’s so evidently designed as malformed. His shoulders are outsized, his hips overly narrow, his arms go down to his shins, his hands are bigger than his head, just because he has a twink face don’t mean you just ignore the deliberate and fundamental aspects of his design. I mean fucking hell so many people aren’t even adding the snakes, that’s like a defining feature, he has a pair of snakes growing out of him.

I don’t care if you think that makes him less fuckable, he ain’t meant to be, draw with your hands not your genitals you sick fucks.

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

YURI!!!!!!!!!