I said I was gonna sleep but I lied. Anyways!!
HAZEL OFFICIAL REDESIGN RAAHH
She's the Captain of the Royal Guard of her home planet, which is still currently unnamed.... The Queen's wellbeing is her number one priority, and she takes her job very seriously. On top of being a Captain, she also takes a liking to the Bounty Hunting business, and is the reason Elora left her home planet (and has a golden tooth.)
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I absolutely LOVE your art of swatch and queen :> I barely see content of them together thank you for feeding the swatchqueen fandom (which has about 3 members). also ur art in general is just so pretty. pls draw more /nf
more people should appreciate swatch and queen, platonic or otherwise. she is dangerously sillygoofy and they enable her completely. they will Further her sillygoofy, actually. they might be tired of writing and bitcrushing rap anthems for her and smashing fruit for her amusement but will they stop? haha naww. they think the fruit barrels should have glitter in them actually-
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The division between the two families [the Woodvilles and the Nevilles] and their allies can be seen in the royal charters that they witnessed. Warwick, Rivers and Archbishop Neville of York, while serving as chancellor and afterwards, were fairly constant witnesses to royal charters and consequently often appeared together. This was not, however, the case for other family members and friends. From 1466 to 1469, if Scales or Woodville associates like Sir John Fogge, John Lord Audley or Humphrey Lord Stafford of Southwick witnessed royal charters, then members of the Neville group, such as John Neville, earl of Northumberland, or John Lord Wenlock would not, and vice versa. Discounting the ubiquitous Warwick, Rivers and Archbishop Neville, of the twenty-four charters issued between February 1466 and June 1469, twelve were witnessed by men associated with the Woodvilles, eight by men associated with the Nevilles and two were witnessed by no member of either group beyond the two earls at their heads and the archbishop; only two charters, both from 1466, featured associates of both families.
Such striking segregation of witnesses suggests that something more than simple convenience or availability was at play. [...] The evidence of these witness lists does show the extent of the split between the two groups from early in Edward's [first] reign and of the need for political society to work with that cleavage in the heart of the Yorkist regime."
-Theron Westervelt, "Royal charter witness lists and the politics of the reign of Edward IV"
*This is specifically applicable for Edward IV's first reign; in contrast, the charters in his second reign displayed a great deal of aristocratic and domestic unity and cohesion.
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Junker Queen x AFAB Reader: Period Imagines
(Y’all my period is killing me rn, so here’s some JQ headcanons because I desperately want an older 7ft giantess to coddle me rn and tell me I’m gonna be okay)
You feel the usual symptoms as you’re closing your bar in Junkertown for the night. You pop an advil, grab a pad (tampon, or cup) and call it a night after a warm shower.
You wake up in the middle of the night and sure enough it’s gotten worse. You grab your heating and vibration pouch but it’s no use and takes forever to actually kick in. You’re debating calling her but decide against it, she’s probably busy with queen stuff.
After holding out for a good hour (you gotta give yourself credit for that one) you finally snatch up your phone and shoot her a text. It takes about fifteen minutes for Dez to show up at your door, bearing chocolate (a rarity out here), the strongest painkillers she’s got, and a back massager.
First thing, she immediately scoops you up in her arms, rubbing your lower back as your cramps decide to worsen.
“Well ain’t you a sight for sore eyes, luv?”
She then gently sets you down, and hands you a chocolate bar before changing into comfy sleepwear and scooching behind you.
The bed creaks from Odessa’s weight, but it’s the last thing on your mind as she wraps you in her beautifully buff grip, readjusts the heating pad, then hands you a glass of water and one pill
It works wonders, and is way more effective than the three Advil you’ve knocked back already. While you wait for the effects to completely settle in, she turns on the latest news from the women’s rugby matches.
You both sit like that for a while, her occasionally commenting on the games while gently stroking your head or readjusting whenever you find a position that hurts less. After the match ends, Dez lays you out in the bed (you bite the inside of your cheek to keep the dirty thoughts at bay) and rucks up your nightshirt a little before massaging your hips and lower back. Her hands work wonders and you let out a highly suspect sigh that she chuckles at before introducing the massager.
“There’ll be plenty of time for that later, (Y/N).”
Before long, you’ve dozed off completely and can’t even keep your eyes open. You fall asleep as she turns off the massager, maneuvers you into a fetal position and spoons you, her warmth a comfort in your slumber.
She repeats for a few nights until the cramps have mainly subsided and all that remains is blood flow. On the last night, the pain’s almost completely gone and you two celebrate with some booze, chocolate, and a makeout sesh that leaves you wishing “miss flo” would just leave already.
She stays the night again, and as you close your eyes, snuggling into her warmth, you can’t help but wonder just how you ended up so lucky.
Fin
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HAH! I finished this a whole day early, FITE ME ผ(•̀_•́ผ)
what can I say that I don’t say every birthday lmao. “this art is art”, “I don’t know how we’re friends cos you’re so cool”, “you’re an eternal source of inspiration”, “you make this place worthwhile”, yada yada yada, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. *robot emoting noises* *is totally not speed typing this 15 minutes before midnight*
ANYWAY. happy birthday Cool Friend™. now. POST MORE COTS :pepgun:
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