#and yeah there was random sexy times bc why not

[bluelolblue]

Will you be posting that fic? Cuz I kinda wanna read it ngl💀😭

-news anon

HAHAH UMMM-

It's cringe and has grammer mistakes 😭💀

Like... back then I thought I ate with it 💀 like those were peak santino type of fanfics

HOWEVER, I can tell you like... what happened in it :)

Basically, you (since it was written as y/n) worked in a coffee shop and then Santino showed up and there was immediately a connection. And then he saved you from someone who tried to hurt you and then took you to his place. He took care of you, you opened up to him (it was me talking about some stuff I went through HSHSH) and he was all cute and comforting... the classic. And um... then the spicy happened. Idk just started kissing and then sexy time. Then there's a part where he takes you to a restaurant and he fucking gets the most expensive food and wine and pays for it. And... my favorite part... he buys you A CAR like you can't get more y/n classic then this LMAOO. BUT WAIT there's more! You two try out the car, go for a ride... and then stop somewhere and have sexy time in the car. Then we cut to like... him being shot? And then you take care of him and all that stuff. Then ANOTHER sexy time happened bc why not. And he was kinda submissive. Later on more venting to Santino and just... yeah that. And then he proposed. Got married to him and yeah. It was nice 😭

That's all for now bc idk how to even explain it BAHAHAH but yeah long story short 💀

Maybe... MAYBE I can rewrite it one day bc I just found it and I'm cringing at it 😭🔫

[elsweetheart]

texts with dealer!ellie part 3

🎀 a couple of ppl requested this so here’s another one,, just a day in the life of reader n dealer!ellies text messages …. very random n domesticish. as usual, r is reader e is ellie bc duh.

10:02AM

r: els

r: ellieeee

e: Yes baby sorry I was doing a deal

r: can we go and see the babie movie:)

r: barbie*

e: Fuck yeah. When does it come out?

r: july ☀️

e: Oh .

e: Why are you asking me this in April babe .

r: booking u in advance <3

e: Okay weirdo, mark it in your calendar

r: yay

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12:43PM

r: ellie guess what

e: What

r: i don’t like the way you said what. do you still love me

e: Sorry my perfect angel. Tell me what is on your beautiful amazing mind.

e: Yes I still love you.

r: I SAW A DOG ON MY WAY TO CLASS AND THE OWNER LET ME STROKE IT

e: That’s great babe

e: What breed of dog was it

r: umm it was brown

e: Right

e: Well I’m happy for you ❤️

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03:20PM

r: ellie >:(

e: Uh oh what’s with the face

r: you have been gone all day!!!!!! i miss you!!!!! and i’m mad

e: Sorry baby

e: The people need their weed

e: I’ll try and be back soon…ish. I’m off campus right now sitting in my car waiting for this pick up and they’re taking their sweet time. Gonna throw this baggie at their head when they arrive.

r: hehe

r: you’re off the hook bc you called me baby

e: Noted 📝

r: don’t u miss meeee :’(

e: You KNOW I miss you pretty girl.

r: oh rllyyy

r: can u show me how much u miss me when u come home ?? :(

e: Oh?? It’s like that huh

e: Yes I can

e: Did you have anything particular in mind?

r: nooo

r: i just think that i have been a good girl today and i should be bent over the desk <3

e: I think you’re ALWAYS a good girl.

e: Your wish is my command

r: ellie u can’t say your wish is my command when i’m trying to be sexy

r: i’m mad at you again

e: Sorry fuck

e: Genie roleplay

r: ellie >:(

e: Alright alright hold on my guys coming I can see him. I’ll deal with you in a second

r: >:(

03:32PM

e: Pick up done

e: You want the good news or bad news first?

r: …………. good news >:(

e: Well the good news

e: Is that I love you

r: what’s the bad news ellie >:(

e: Bad news is that I got another call and I’m gonna do one last drop off before I come home and stop answering calls for the night

r: fine

e: Don’t be mad baby I’m making money to buy you pretty things ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

e: Pretty things for my pretty thing 🤑

r: okayy

e: No but seriously babe

e: U have been my patient good girl today

e: Proud of you okay?

r: 😠

e: Alright sweet girl gotta drive now

e: But I’ll be back in 30 minutes to fuck that pout off your pretty face

e: Okay?

r: okay els :)

e: That’s my girl. Be back soon ❤️

[catboybiologist]

Hi! I’m CatboyBiologist.

Formerly a femboy, now a trans woman just starting HRT, and a PhD student in molecular biology. I started using this online persona as a fun, shitposty way to explore gender a few years ago. I post selfies (generally sfw, but somewhat sexy, so minors and ppl who don’t like that have been warned), rambles about science, tutorials and advice from the stuff I’ve learned by being a femboy in the past, nature pictures, stuff about the ocean, my adorable grumpy little tortoise, and unsolicited opinions on random nerdy topics. Any pronouns are fine. I don’t plan to socially transition for a while, and still present as a man most of the time, so I’m used to whatever you wanna use for me (for now, I’ll update this if that changes). Please send me pictures of your pets or other cute animals in your life!

As a scientist, I’m also documenting my transition! This google sheet will be updated at least monthly. I also have additional metrics I’m keeping to myself, and pictures that go with this, but I’m not sharing them publicly yet. Keep in mind that this is just one person’s experience with HRT, and may not represent universal trends!

Adding a little something here, bc I think it was an interesting bit a writing: if you want to see me respond to a transphobe about what "biologically female" means, here's a thing I wrote about it. CW for transphobia and discussion, obviously.

Also, if any of my measurements look weird, its entirely possible I fucked up. Let me know if anything looks off!

Here’s some of my favorite pre-HRT pictures:

If you want to see more of my pre-HRT selfies, browse the “femboy” tag on my blog!

And as of this writing, I’m only 2 days after the start of HRT, so here’s a picture with my tortoise that’s technically post-HRT (but with 0 time for actual changes):

If you want to see my future post-HRT selfies, browse the “trans selfie” tag on my blog!

Also here's another really cute picture and fanart of my tortoise by @whalesharkcat:

I have affectionately given my tortoise the title of The Grumpus.

I also wrote a couple of tutorials and general vibes about being a femboy before I started HRT:

Sometimes I make shitposts of myself, I don’t take myself too seriously:

This includes the way I came out on tumblr:

And here’s an overly serious, long ramble about trans thoughts and things that I wrote shortly afterwards:

Later addition: Someone asked how I take selfies, so I wrote a quick and dirty guide with some tips on how I do so in response to their ask:

Oh yeah and apparently I was a 196 microcelebrity? I never to thought I was popular enough for that but apparently some people do 🤷‍♀️. So uh, hi 196 tags, I'm abusing you for my pinned post LOL

As for terminology, I personally do think of myself as a “man who is becoming a woman” as opposed to having always been a woman. If that doesn’t resonate with your experience, I totally get that! But that’s why I freely call pre-HRT me a femboy, while still calling post-HRT me a trans woman. I’m also keeping the blog name as CatboyBiologist for the forseeable future, because at this point, Catboy just seems like a gender neutral term to me.

I’m also trying to put together a script for a podcast regarding how studying biology influenced my perspective on sex and gender- lmk if there’s any interest in that! It’s probably gonna be way too long and indulgent but oh well.

So uh. Yeah. I don’t end these types of things well. Byeeeeee

[lesbianrobin]

ok since people r very into my chris fic i shall share some of my random behind the scenes thoughts while writing it:

adriana has literally been waiting her entire life for her obviously gay older brother who joined the army to avoid his wife and then moved to los angeles to be a sexy firefighter to COME OUT ALREADY and by the time we meet her in this fic she is like Vibrating with the need to be like EDDIE IS GAYYYYYYY ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND??? which is why it takes like absolutely zero prodding from chris for her to spill all of eddie's business. i think when eddie was little he was a very obviously gay little boy and as he grew up he learned how to Be Normal but adriana never forgot and she's like deeply sad about it.

chris is So fucking miserable at his grandparents' house he misses video games so bad. i couldn't find a way to really incorporate this without it feeling like a cheap "look he's a TEEN BOY" thing but yeah the second he gets back home he is slamming that headset on and gaming until eddie tells him he has to take a break or he'll burn his eyes out of his sockets.

there are a Lot of songs on buck and eddie's joint depression playlist that i listed and then cut for practicality's sake but if there's any like interest in that i could maybe put together + link the full playlist for y'all?

buck's "maddie" playlist is entirely music he listened to growing up bc it makes him think of her. as a younger sibling my music taste from birth to like. age fifteen ish. was just wholly whatever my older sister listened to and i think buck is the same way. i don't think buck necessarily listens to this playlist on his own very often but if he's hanging out with maddie and/or babysitting jee-yun he'll put it on because it makes him happy to enjoy some 90s/00s nostalgia with his best girls. sometimes he'll play it in the car when he's driving chris somewhere because he wants to carry forward some of those good memories he has with maddie with chris.

buck and eddie's texts were written in order to coincide with each other! eddie texts more frequently than buck but i think if you pay attention you can sometimes tell which days buck Also sent chris a text bc they match. some of them were sent specifically in the wake of very emotionally taxing shifts where they both wanted so badly to call chris and beg him to come home but they knew that wouldn't go well and they didn't want to make chris feel guilty so they tried to play it cool.

speaking of buck and eddie: i don't think that eddie's conversation with chris is necessarily the First step in eddie realizing he's gay or moving toward something romantic with buck. keep in mind that chris has been gone for at least two weeks by the time he talks to either of them, and buck and eddie spend the vast majority of their time together. this fic is restricted to chris' pov, and he has no way of knowing whether, say, buck and tommy broke up, or whether his dad has been thinking about some things differently since he's been gone. buck and eddie Also have to spend twelve hours in a car together just the two of them between the end of the fic and their reunion with chris. this is not me saying that buck and tommy DID break up or that buddie got together while chris was away (i don't actually have a solid "canon" for where they're at), just that i intentionally left space for a wide range of possibilities due to chris' limited knowledge of what's going on with them!!

i kinda intentionally did not delve too deeply into the psychology of the diaz parents here because i think their behavior is a bit inscrutable to chris. the vast majority of his memories of them are from when he was really little, and therefore i think he doesn't actually know them very well as people. he knows that there's some tension between them and eddie, but prior to this fic he never really bothered to question Why. all he knows is that his grandparents will probably come and get him if he calls, and that it'll hurt his dad's feelings, and in the immediate aftermath of the kim debacle that's all he cares about. once he's in el paso, he starts noticing some things that make him a bit uncomfortable, but he never does determine for sure what their motivations and opinions are about this whole situation, whether they're treating him a certain way bc he's the grandkid or bc of his cerebral palsy, and whether their treatment of eddie really does stem from homophobia or not. at the end of the day he's thirteen years old and i wanted to leave his grandparents' True Selves as a bit of a mystery because 1. i don't think They necessarily know why they do what they do and 2. i don't think there's any one answer that would be satisfying.

chris literally had zero intention of saying anything to eddie about the Gay Thing he just is very much thirteen years old and emotional and he fundamentally Trusts his father to never like. lash out at him for saying something like that. so he doesn't try too hard to hold it back and impulsively says Hey Dad Are You Gay Maybe because he's never gone so long without talking to his dad before and he's just bursting with thoughts and feelings. he's not even trying to do a buddie matchmaking thing it's just that the easiest way to make his argument is to be like (points at buck).

[brightbertalt]

Just the thought of requesting a Hobie x reader gets constantly hit on and receiving tons of gifts including chocolates but regardless she rejects them cuz she’s with Hobie just a cute thought I had😅💙

love this!!! i can relate bc im so hot and sexy and cool 😎 and I hope u love this!!!

warnings - creeps bein creepy!

thanks! but…

you sat in your room, devouring a box of chocolates and some mcdonalds fries like no tomorrow. you remembered the situations that led to this earlier today-

“hey, uhm, here!”

the man said, pushing the box out in front of you, along with a card. he seemed very nervous.

“uh..have a good day! bye!”

before you could ask questions, he speed-walked away. you should be better at reacting to this. it’s been like the 3rd time today. you didn’t know what it was about you, you thought you looked like a perfectly average person. what could it be about you?

“sorry! i..uh..have a boyfriend..”

later that night, you decided to go get some fast food. nothing can satisfy a craving like greasy, cheap food. after you ordered you waited to the side, texting your boyfriend.

7:32pm

where u at hun

7:33pm

at mickey d’s u want anything?

7:33pm

contributing to the corporate machine?

7:35pm

yeah bc im fucking hungry

7:36pm

ill be there in 5

after you got your food, since hobie decided that he was gonna be there now, you waited. jesus, hopefully no one was gonna-

“hey sweetheart, how about you come back to my place and hang out?”

oh jesus christ. why does this always happen to you? seriously, this town had a problem with creeps. you walked out of the joint, starting to walk back to your apartment.

“hey hun-“

“oh my fucking god you better get the hell away from me or I swear to god!”

“hun, calm down.”

finally, it was a random creep. it was your creepy boyfriend. you two walked back to your apartment, the conversation mostly consisted of you ranting about your day and how this town isn’t friendly to women.

“I just don’t understand! it feels like I just get bombarded by every creep in this city! why?”

“cuz you’re beautiful. and i’ll beat the fuck out of ‘em if you want.”

“i’d like that actually.”

[anime-owo-kage-san]

Please, let me indulge in these thoughts for a while.

But, what if Charlie thinks of writing a play for the hotel to perform? Maybe a play about redemption, and within the play has a sinner transform into an angel after getting redeemed.

At first she asks Vaggie to play the sinner to angel part, because she already has angel wings. But, Vaggie insists maybe Angel Dust should play the role, since he’s the hotel’s first (and only, if we’re talking ‘post-canon’) guest.

Charlie over excitedly agrees, before Angel could even have his say and starts sketching out his ‘angel costume’.

Angel Dust doesn’t know why, but one look at the costume design made him feel a little self-conscious. Which is weird because he never gets self-conscious! (Unless it comes to his feet.)

But then again, after all the sexy, skimpy and lacey clothes he’s worn, wearing an angel costume that Charlie designed to be so flowy and stereotypically pure white (an exaggeration to what the angels they’ve seen actually wore) and the fluffy wings—made him strangely… ‘undeserving’ of the role.

The idea of wearing this on stage, in front of everyone, after being known as a pornstar all his afterlife, makes him feel like he’ll just be mocked from the irony.

Phone Call Scenario In My Head:

Angel: *just finished a porno shoot and in the middle of putting on his robe*

*phone starts ringing on a desk away from him*

Random guy: “Uh, Angel… Your phone’s ringing…”

Angel: “Put it on speaker, for me. It’s probably just Cherri again.” *still tying his robe*

Random guy: *picks up phone and puts it on speaker*

(Through the phone) Charlie: “ANGEEEL!!!”

Angel: *turns his head* Charlie…?

Valentino: *eyes narrowed, bc he’s still pissed about last time*

Charlie: “I’m. So. FUCKING EXCITED FOR THE SHOW TONIGHT! You’ll be on time for rehearsal, right? You’re the STAR after all!” *squeals*

Angel: *suddenly remembers the show and his face slowly turns pink* “U-Uh yeah…. Don’t worry, I-I just finished up work… I’ll be there….”

Valentino: *raises his brow at Angel* “Show…?”

Charlie: “Okay! Oooh! I can’t wait to see you in the costume! It’s finally finished! Please, come back as soon as possible so we can see how it looks on you!” *definitely jumping up and down on the other side*

Angel: *tries to hide how weirdly shy he feels* “Pssh! Doll face, I’ll look good in anything! I…. I’ll be there…”

Charlie: “Okay! See you later!”

(Call ends)

Valentino: *makes his way to Angel while smirking* “Well! It looks like this hotel you’re staying at isn’t as ‘clean’ as the princess, makes it sound.”

Angel: *looks at him confused* “The fuck are you talkin’ about?”

Valentino: “Oh, you know… That flustered look on your face, says it all! You’re not one to be embarrassed though, amorcito. Pray tell, how sexy is this costume of yours, that even you couldn’t help but flush?”

Angel: *only half paying attention, still thinking about the costume and embarrassed* “It’s…. not, anything like that. Look, I’m done with work. I’m just gonna go.”

Angel: *grabs his phone and leaves before Val can say anything*

Valentino: “Dumb whore. Performing shows somewhere else.”

So, sinners come to watch the show, after seeing Alastor’s advertisement of it —Which didn’t give anyone much context. All they knew was that Angel Dust was performing a show at the hotel, and the show was free!

Valentino shows up just to be a ‘porn critic’, because like everyone else, he still thinks it that type of show.

Angel Dust, who was peaking at the audience backstage gets more nervous, and hides in the dressing room. He was already wearing the costume, but he doesn’t want anyone to see him wearing it.

Sprinkle some Huskerdust into this; Husk is the one who convinces Angel to come out, and build his confidence back up. (Maybe some cheesy, wholesome words about how despite being in hell, he’s “Hell’s only angel, for him —didn’t think this far).

Angel: *peaks his head out the door* “What about Flat Tits?”

Husk: “That doesn’t count. She was from heaven. So for me, you are hell’s angel…”

Angel: “What about Charlie’s da—”

Husk: “Christ! Would you get out here already. Before I stop attempting to compliment you.”

Angel: *laughs lightly* “Yeah, okay. Sorry…”

And the show goes on. Sure, just like Angel expected, the majority of the audience were commenting on the choice of his role. But, he didn’t care anymore. Whenever he looks to the side and sees Husk giving him a supportive smile, he regains confidence and continues on with the play.

[eruhamster]

not a single love interest i've liked more than hua cheng. he's so funny. he's got this fabio kinda vibe to him, the sexy goth hot rich love interest. and then you keep reading and you pay attention to the stuff he does beyond xie lian constantly blabbering about how hot he is. and he's such a loser but like in the most relatable way.

dude had a crush on a hot older boy as a child that festered because of an experience at ~15 on par with being at a friend's sleepover and seeing his hot sister changing clothes n from then on he's like. yeah well this is my life now. my life is gonna be about getting to marry that guy one day. dude isnt even any different from the stinky pain in the ass 10yo he used to be. bro doesn't even eat his vegetables and just plays with his food to make them into smiley faces and plays with chopsticks when he's bored and thinks he's ugly and thinks all the cool shit he does is secretly super embarrassing. he has a sword that's made from his eye and is the embodiment of what he hates about himself n the thing acts like a spoiled child and throws tantrums at the drop of a hat.

xie lian tries to beat around the bush about liking him and he doesnt take hints bc he thinks there's no way it could be HIM so goes all "is it feng xin? is it mu qing? who? gege you gotta tell me". dude wears random shit from xie lian including something he stole like a boy wearing a pink bracelet his girlfriend made for him. dude for 100% sure was a kissless virgin for 800 years and the moment he has plausible deniability to shove his lips on xie lian for the first time he does it so hard the poor guy's lips go numb. motherfucker was clearly eating all kinds of ghosts to perfect having all sorts of abilities like to swim, to have a heartbeat, and to breathe probably all on the off chance they'd be useful literally just for xie lian. xie lian figures the butterflies and the raw silk in his cave are connected so chances are this mf cultivated ghost moths and decided to make sure they appear as butterflies instead since they'd be prettier to xie lian.

i am 100% certain every time he had to go back to his manor he was doing fistpumps alone yelling to himself as he rewinded all his little experiences with xie lian. he's such a fucking nerd underneath it all and that's why he's my favorite

[skuntank]

Random stream of consciousness sex headcanons regarding Karlach and a little bit of Lae'zel and Shadowheart

Even tho Sam Béart has said that Karlach really got around before being sent to Avernus, I have been trying to find where I sit in terms of sexual experience/confidence with Karlach. I definitely do not subscribe to the idea that she's inept in bed, I mean she's definitely more than likely pretty rusty but I feel like she engaged in a lot of casual sex when she was younger so I feel like for her it would be like riding a bike. Clumsy and definitely out of practice, but her enthusiasm and eagerness to make up for lost time would bring her experience flooding back fairly quickly I think.

I also have a VERY hard time seeing her as bashful. Yeah I think she'd be nervous about hopping into the sack with anyone again after so long but I don't think it would really slow her down much. I def think she'd be more on the confident/cocky side, but more in the way that makes you kinda cringe bc she'd have this edge of desperation that she can't really do anything about. Cringe cocky queen who's trying to be suave but is about as smooth as sandpaper. She tries to dirty talk and you have to just kiss her really hard to get her to stop without hurting her feelings. (Why don't I see enough people comment on how silly "I want to ride you till you see stars" is?? Who the fuck says that and thinks it's sexy?? Oh Karlach....)

Ultimately I see her dripping in sincerity and wanting very badly to impress and woo you and coming off as very charming and alluring but not at all in the way she's intended to. Definitely service top material.

I also really enjoy the thought of her having a Dom/sub dynamic with Shadowheart. However I think in terms of BDSM, I can see Shadowheart being the much more experienced one of the two. Imo Shadowheart is a sub (maybe a bit of a brat?) and Karlach getting really excited about the prospect of Domming her but not really knowing what she's doing and Shadowheart being very patient with her and helping Karlach find her footing. I think Karlach would be a bit more anxious than usual starting out but still just as eager as ever. I think it would be fun for her to channel her sexual confidence in this way.

Idk I am just very fond of the idea of an inexperienced Dom finding their way with an experienced sub who is willing to be patient with them.

Unfortunately going back to the whole cringe bit, I think I can see Karlach bumbling at first into the corny Dom persona (comparable to Tumblr daddy Doms perhaps...) and Shadowheart is just. Oh dear oh Karlach sweet girl no please no.

If we were to add Lae'zel into the equation, I think Karlach would be more of a switch, and I've been on the fence about Lae'zel being a switch who leans more towards being a Dom but that's not yet stuff I've completely ironed out in my mind yet

[midnight-coll]

My name is ebony dark'ness lucifer raven way. Like gerard way, but we're not related or anything. Im glad we aren't, because he's sooo hot. I have long ebony black hair, like my name, with red streaks and I'm wearing knee high boots with a black mini skirt and sexy fishnet tights with a cut black top with cut off sleeves and my hair is in my eyes because im emo. That prep chuck or whatevr is staring at me. I put my middle finger up at him.

Im walking through a random foggy street somewhere in the midwest. There r murders here and its sooo Gothic, im a vampire but my teeth ate straight and white and nobody would ever know but ima actually a good vampire because the ones who suck SUCK. Its like if edward cullen didn't suck. Anyway i look over at the gotjic murders sadly and watch as the the sexy fbi agents ask the mother of the murder about... Vampires. When they turn around, they look at me and oh my god that's not an fib agent its DEAN WINCHESTER?

Dean walks over sadly and introduces himself as bill ward with his partner, geezer butler. I laugh sadly and tell him "too bad i know who you really are... Dean and Sam winchester" they look at me.in shock. "Im a friend of the sexy bobby singer too i know you" they both gasp mournfully. "Well if you know Bobby why don't we.meet up later and uh go out later." I smile and accept. Omg im going out with dean winchester!!¡!

Gothically time skips

When i go to my gothically shutty hotel i call bonby "oh my god dean is taking me out later" and bonby replied "i cant believe you didn't tell me you liked him earlier" "i didn't want to tell yoi bwcause you wouldnt believe me" bonby hung up the phone bc he had ither things to do.

Getting dressed i put on thigh high platform boots, a short black jean skirt, and a hoodie crop top with zipper in the middle and skull.hands on the front and the sleeves ripped down to my hands. I put on a chocker and black cross star earrings (a.n. if u dont know what.that is too bad, leave my story alone prepz xoxo) i put on black lipstick and black.eyeliner and pulled my bangs down to my eyes and shown the red streaks in my long raven hair.

Dean drives up in his shiny black 67 impala and when i get in i am happily shocked. Instead of the normal interior, he had painted the my chemical romance black parade album cover on the dash!! Maybe he is gothic after all, because when inlooked over to him he was wearing ripoed jeans, black nail polish, a chain necklace with black eyeliner on his green eyes and black boots. "Im surprised there is no Sam" i say gothicaly happy for it to be just him. He said and gloomily replied "Sam is busy being a nerd preo" i look at him confused. "Wym he is a nerd prep?? That's nor sam that's his weird gothelganger (a.n. get it?? Like doppelganger but goth?) Jared padeleski" "oh yeah, Sam is reading about werewolves and demons i forgot" i look concerned. "How could u forger about ur own brother??" He gothically says "i did a lot of cool weed before i picked you up, i brought some for you too" he stops and looks shyly under his combed forward banhs "if you would take some from me" i nod happily and.off we go.

"I hope you like good charlotte because that's.who we are seeing" i am so.happy, dean truly is emo now.

At the.concert we dance and laugh and make fun of that evil prep Hillary fucking duff. On our way back.he makes a stop ourside of the woods. "What r you doing???" I asked confused. He sighs and says "enoby, ibe known who you are for a while. Bobby told me all about you. I've lobed you for a while" i gasp "really!!!" "Really" he says gothifically. We get out and wander into the forest. He pins me against the wall. "Omg are we gonna do a sex" he laughs and smiles bwfore putting his thing in my thing and-

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

We stop and look up. It was.... Chuck? The weird guy? "Ur not supposed to be doing this dean! I have a headache" i look at him sadly, poor weird guy. Dean stops and says "chuck i know you wamt me but my heart belongs to enoby" chuck looks angry "no not you dean, her" i gasp. Dean looks angry "all this time i could have been with cas?" Chuck looks sad. "No the cw was too homophobic, you cant be balls deep in your angel. Not right now. You cant be balls deep in her either, she's mine" i stop. "Who even r u" i ask "i am god" i laugh at him. Dean looks at me and confirms. "Oh my god" i say deprezzedly. "No its chuck" says dean.

Suddenly Sam runs through the trees being chased by his gothelganger jared padaleski. Chuck gets angry and shoots the annoying guy. "Thank you" says same before he stops and says "chuck? stop trying to fucj my brother. When his gay love for cas reached through the veil of death and saved the day even though cas actually stayed dead.into superhell because of the evil cw it turned him gothic he's too goffic for you" chuck sighed and said "i know its not.him i want."

I stop and realize.that dean winchester and god are fighting over me. Same looks and says "wait, i hear someone else in the trees." As we all looked and waited and staired in comes... Bonby and.. Cas? But i thought cas was dead? Bonby speaks "here is the man who killed the cw sniper.. He has something to say" i look at him gothically "i am not your "cas" i am his gothelganger misha collins" i gasp. He says something about killing god and makes some metaphor about how he killed the cw sniper cw is god wharever i don't care but then.... Misha collins gave me a gun!! I wasn't.really listening to him, i was too busy thinking depressing thoughts and.i yell "im not killing dean u weirdo i lobe him!!!" Bonby looks at me and starts "you idjit" but then stops as one more person comes through the trees. It was jensen ankles!! "Jensen ankles??" Dean says "i don't want a gothelganger that.isn't goffic" Jensen replies "i will be soon, i need to reach through the veil of death for my own gay love" and he ... Shoots god??? "That's what i wanted you to do" mischa says before kissing jensen gothically depressedly i look and see dean looking jealous so i go and kiss him "im better than your gay angel anyway" and he agrees and then same and bonby are looking at each other depressedly and start clapping.

Prepz don't hate.on mah story okay??

[pumpkinstrawbrew]

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(a second batman x venom crossover. i mean, they just kinda keep having similiar themes all around, an' with two my fav halloween freaks. i cannot just pass this chance, haha.

either way, jon n' jack havin' a swell time as you can see. they're at the bottom of the food chain quite literally. poor twinky ghouls are about to become a dinner in more ways, than one. how unfortunate for them! but what a feast for a nosferatu n' alien parasite. one drinks 🩸, the other love eatin' human 🧠, so it's no biggie that both jon an' jack are scrawny an' undernourished. their predators aren't after their meat or limited fat. they are after more individual body parts an' components.

so yes, this is my halloween 'special' thingy! a conjoined mash-up about big bad predator an' their twangy, evil prey. the sort of dynamic, that both pairs had going on at one point or another. less so 'canically' for scarebat, since that series of comics *where batman was a savage vampire* is technically a separate 'what if' reality. but still, jon n' jack had a very real brush with smth, that is way stronger than them. an' only one made it out alive, but oh well, this is what AUs n' other stuff is for. bc how about no, an' how about some more homoerotic take on those scenes? like, it was 'hot' to me in some ways. esp with words like 'territorial dispute' an' implication of batman givin' scarecrow good ole vampire succ, post morten or not.

i honestly always amazed, when the comics does smth very servicing for my tastes / interests, without actually ever tryin' to pander to people like me. it's prob one of the most 'erotic' things to me as to an author. it's like a possible wink wink to someone, who wants to see it. but generally, just a part of the story. not even a big one, but that's just a tasty bit anyways! i always had a weakness to predator/prey thrope, esp when it's less of fluffy, twinlight kind of romance, but instead a gore-ish sort of deal, where one party can end up actually dying even if by pure accident. it provides some pretty big stakes. not to meantion, that there is always an unspoken paralell between sex n' death in horror genre. including consuming / stabbing / sucking blood an' such. it's important for me as horror movies fan. i like there to be some 'love' in my horror, even if it's not traditional or on the nose. it gives all those exederated gore-y / deadly scenes more meaning, if one wants to impliment it there. an' it just makes for a memorable scene as well.

also while i'm not super into the heroes 'turnin' bad' stuff, in this case, there is an appeal of flash / bruce going feral. it's hard to resist the playful thought about how bruce n' flash find their foe tempting, *iresistably attractive*, but in a different manner now. jack n' jon aren't no rosy maiden, who usually gets the spot of main dish / love interest, but this what makes it even better. jon an' jack are walking ginger bread, an' that's that, really. but tbf, they're kind of weirdos, who would always partly dig it. their handsome, brooding *arch*-enemy wants to eat them an' not some random hussie. that's very scary, an' also sexy lol.

still it's one of those moments in comics, where i wish that they kept the secenes going for a bit longer. just expanded on that suggestive possibility of them taking it step futher. but i also get why they didn't drag it out, cuz it wasn't the point of issue, anyways. just some lil fun moment. tho, i do love how batman *out of his mind or not* seemed to have enough mercy on crane to kill him off relativly quickly compared to the others. the riddler, pen-pen *yeah, i call oswald this* n' ivy had to suffer through the whole overdeal with full awarness, feeling their throats being ripped out, as they were still alive. jon was spared of such fate. the bat came, lectured him, broke his hand an' beheaded him. way quicker vs when you have to feel your meat and blood dripping all over ya. an' in venom's case, i loved how jack was so oddly forgiving of flash nearly decapitating him on the spot lol. flash *at that point* had already ate a fella or two. like bruce, he clearly wasn't proud of those times or enjoyd it, but out of all people, who managed to snap him out of the murder mode, it was jack. but hey, not on my watch! no one will die, but someone will be 'consumed', alright. that's just natural order of things or whatever. an' it's so bc i do make all the rules, haha.

as for more technical side of things, i did altered a few things. mainly with flash n' jack. i made flash's berserk venom form smalles an' all black, bc of well...uh, reasons. and also jack has an actual face here lol. also while at first, i wanted to draw him with his trade-mark messed up features, but kinda end up drawing him all 'dolled up' instead lol. so i suppose, along with all other au-ish elements, his face wasn't blown off in this universe either. an' on somewhat unrelated note, i like how both jack *even some of spiderman's ones* and jonathan are usually shown to be brunette or redhead. my pref will always be with those two being redheads, but still, it's a funny thing to ponder on. another technical bit is that, i wanted both jack n' jon being unable to use their hands / arms in one of the picture, since for me it's like snaring a 'prey' and then, they are kinda useless without it too. jon can land one hell of a kick for sure, but it won't help him to push away the vampire from his neck. also no fear gas to spray from his gloves, even if it would have acomplished nothing. in jack's case, it's similiar situation. he can throw / shoot lil flames from his gloves, the only thing that all symbiotes seem to detaste, besides specific levels of noise. but if he can't do it, and it's too risky to shoot flame from his helmet, welp, he's screwed lol. an' i also wanted to use venom's tongue as bondage tool lol. it was one of those things, that i always loved about venom symbiote / carnage looks an' anatomy, is how 'bendy' their bodies are. an' how creepy they can strech their body parts as well. both, bruce n' flash possess superhuman powers in this, so nor jon nor jack is actually a match for them. but taking away even the last of their defenses is a cherry on the top. jonathan is already always spooked animal, an' with someone as dumbly tunel-visioned as jack, it take a tad more to scare him shitless. esp bc he thinks, that he's such hot shit of a mercenary, haha.

so yups, this year batman n' flash got a treat. jack and' jonathan *in comparison* got tentacles and anemia respectively. can this count as trick? i mean, i guess lol. but on bright side, jonathan is kinda bruce's bf / blood bank in this one, an' jack is....well, he's a bitch. i mean, he touched the toxin, so now flash have to 'mark' him lol.

anyway, this is as pg-15 as i can go about it on here. i have two extra adult-ish artworks for these set ups. you can call it a follow up, if you want. here's the link, if someone is curious. but pls remember adults only. while there is no nudity in this one, there is still a clearly sexual cut in it. *also, i'm working on fics related to these set-ups as well. already workshoping vamp!bruce/crane one. sadly, had no free time to finish it all on halloween as well, but hey, it's always halloween on this blog!*)

[olderthannetfic]

re: https://www.tumblr.com/olderthannetfic/718540890786922496/httpswwwtumblrcomolderthannetfic718151701709

Alright, but here's the thing: who are you to decide whether or not someone has or has not 'reflected' on their own biases?

This kind of thing comes up all the time in less reasonable circumstances--radfems who are like 'you should reflect on why you have the horrible kinks you do', where 'reflect' actually means 'admit that I am right and change your heinous ways'. But they never seem to be ready to hear 'okay, I have reflected on why I have a rape kink, and my consensus is still that I find rape in fiction sexy'.

And while it is more reasonable to ask people to examine their inherent biases and prejudices... what exactly are you expecting to accomplish by constantly yelling that in fandom where you are much less likely to achieve anything useful? No amount of examining my inherent prejudices is gonna make me ship the ships I already don't care about. You can't force mass societal change by focusing on the lowest rung on the ladder, which is fanworks, and trying to make that change travel against the current. It doesn't actually work like that.

In order to effect large scale change on the landscape of fandom, you're going to have to affect racism at the societal level. And yeah, it sucks that individually none of us can really do much to affect change at that level, but again, yelling at random fans bc of their fandom preferences (or even shouting into the void things that are going to get people's backs up because no one likes to hear that the things they can't actually change are symptoms of broader trends of societal racism--most people don't actually choose what they ship consciously and therefore can't change it consciously) is unlikely to do much that makes it worthwhile.

And yes, sometimes it sucks to hear 'write your own stuff if no one is writing what you want to read' but your only other real option is to find something else to become a fan of that has more people writing the things you want to read. Venting without actually trying to effect change is fine but a lot of the time these rants read as calls to action, not 'I'm venting about something I know I can't change and don't really expect to', and it just feels a bit useless and performative to me.

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[kitwilsonsass]

Okay so I did not realize just the sheer amount of cake they possessed until watching that magic Mike vid?! Especially kit - also is that his actual name or his stage name?? I feel like I'm getting confused bc I saw different names on the video but I've also seen them referred to as I believe Kit and Elton?? Please clarify 😂😭

P.S. I totally see why you love him he is hilarious and so damn sexy

Lmao. Oh (yes) boy. I'm gonna overexplain kayfabe and wrestle politics because I was worried this might confuse at some point.

Sam and Lewis are their real names, but also just what they went by prior to coming to the States. The company likes to have copyright over people's shticks for marketing, and stage names are pretty common still anyway, so a lot of the talent they pulled from the UK pool at that time took on new names. Hence - Kit and Elton.

It's always kind of been considered a no-no to refer to wrestlers by their real names if they don't use them, but obviously that's muddy sometimes situation pending. (Using no stage names, differing names throughout career, having a big out of character presence elsewhere in media in this day and age, etc.)

It's also worth noting that wrestlers are almost... never entirely out of character anyway. A lot of interviews and random shit like that video tends to be kind of a meshing 50/50 of personalities to maintain the illusion even though everyone nowadays knows it's not real. It's a whole carny thing. This is also WAAAYYYY looser now than it used to be, because again, we live in an age of constant video content and social media and communication, but still.

So yeah tl;dr in that video era they were Sam/Lewis but in general reference unless they say otherwise - Kit/Elton are the appropriate names.

[kaz-playz]

ask and ye shall receive

question! are there any songs you associate with Illiyork (and why)?

also what are your thoughts on (*spins giant wheel, reads the random name it landed on*) Indiana?

THANK YOU! I was starving. The brain requires receipts.

I actually have an illiyork playlist (its was made to go alongside a *cough cough* smut fanfic i scrapped of them a while back. Heres the link its just songs i think they would enjoy to have on during *wink wonk*

Uhhh songs i associate w them individually idk id have to look at my playlist.

I def can not explain EVERY song here but uh yeah.

NY: Hot in NY - Malcomn Todd, Hot girl bummer - blackbear, Are you gonna be my girl - Jet (just the description of the mean looking girl. Thats it.), Kiss me, son of god - They Might Be Giants (NY angst?!? From me?!? Neverrrrr)

IL: Anything you want - JAWNY, Kiss it better - Rihanna, Sexy Villain - Remi Wolf, Anthony Kiedis - Remi Wolf (this is an excuse to put my ONLY chicago hc song in here bcs of ONE line in this song)

Both (Applies to both of them or abt their relationship): Mac - Malcom Todd, Are you that somebody - Aaliyah, Wrecking Ball - Mother Mother (this one was v impulsive), Muzzle - Destroy Boys (they are v angsty and misunderstood), Bruno is Orange - Hop Along, Met Her on the Internet - Kempachii

Im sure theres a lot more but its time for my special boy indiana!

I love him. Personally i hc him as ILs brother bcs im from IL and all of my cousins that feel like siblings live in Indiana. I do love to bully him sometimes but its out of love <3333

He definitely ate rocks as a child.

[lazaruspiss]

Do you have headcanons? I didn't think I would like Sladicktalia that much

i think about them forever and ever and ever. theyre iconic and powerful and i love them. thank u for inviting me to rant about them.

one unavoidable part of it is that it Will make Bruce angry. and like, real emo. he's being cucked in several directions and no one even cares about how sad that makes him. ideally Dick has gone "ok ive had enough of this guy" and pursues what he wants without worrying about what Bruce will think, but you could also do the whole song and dance of "oh i love them... but what will Papa think??"

oh oh!! my self indulgent canon divergence!! so Talia trying to bring Damian back to the league after she sent him to Bruce in the first place makes Absolutely No Sense to me so I've decided to ignore it. that said i like to imagine her dropping by during the D&d Batman & Robin days.

i actually have a random prompt in my drafts about Talia visiting Dick and him assuming she's here for Bruce and/or Damian related reasons only for her to be like. we're having dinner together. do you want to go with the Fancy Reservations place or just grab something normal people eat. i like them.

also. Talia and Slade have canonically had casual sex. i think they should be on again off again fuck buddies who gradually start going out to nice places before fuckin nasty and keep going down that route of increasing romance/domestic-ness until they've accidentally bought a house together.

the three of them end up w a cat at some point. don't ask me why, it's just the vision. sexy times occasionally interrupted by cat screams bc it needs attention.

Slade and Dick should be the last to realize they like each other. so that Talia can swirl a glass of wine and go "hehe. cute idiots." and also bc those two are actually emotionally incompetent. like yeah Talia isn't that well adjusted either but she at least knows what she wants unlike those two.

god, between Slade and Talia, Dick is truly living the bottom bisexual dream. that's not a headcanon that's just a general observation.

their "honeymoon" would be a world tour. travel everywhere see everything and only have a few near deadly altercations. Bruce calling Dick while Dick's chilled out in a jacuzzi and Dick telling him to not call him for anything short of someone dying or the world ending bc he has a beautiful wife and husband to go spend his time with.

Jason could be lowkey jealous. but it's ok if he's good he gets to visit. guest member of the polycule. Dick's good baby boy. sorry I'm getting sidetracked, im still a jaydick hoe it seems.

I could go on forever. it's an actual crime that i havent written or drawn them before, like wtf.

anyways i need them to all to share a house or penthouse or smth.

[blindmilenium]

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏ ᴏɴ ¹⁹⁸²

cw!: very very very. angst., suicide, self harm, death, mental health awareness, child abuse mention (pls don’t read if this triggers you)

i can’t believe i was in my very own band. holy shit, it was a dream come true… even the guys. we were all so close, like brothers, basically. even though i didn’t like lars as much, i was the closest with james and cliff. they made me feel like i belong, like maybe i had a real chance of having a family i could call my own.

fuck, or atleast it felt that way when i first started. i didn’t really know what having a family felt like, but i knew it wasn’t supposed to feel like this.

we did everything together…. crack, day drink, basically every drug under the sun. i mean, i enjoyed it, but i don’t think we should’ve been so enthusiastic about it, right?

the new album we were working on basically fuckin’ killed me. i was tired everyday, playing my balls off and only running off of jack. fuck, maybe they weren’t good for me, but who cares. i was comfortable enough. rather do whatever this is than be abused everyday as a kid.

“hey!” james called out, cutting em out of my daydream.

“huh— oh sorry, man.” i mumbled, rubbing my eyes.

“it’s fine.” he sighed, he looked down at me.

“hey… what the hell is that?”

“what’s what?” i looked down, my arms on my guitar were all red and kinda bloody from the blood the day before.

“oh, my cat.” i lied through my teeth.

“you have a cat?” he asked.

“mhm” i answered coldly.

he let it go because he could see how tired and annoyed i seemed.

i glanced over at my other band mate, lars, he looked fuckin’ pissed at me and james’ chit chat,

“are you guys done? we have to get this damn album out soon!” i rolled my eyes. everything sounded so much more annoying with his accent.

“yeah, man. i heard you,” i sighed and started playing a random tune, and yet again it didn’t satisfy him.

“god damn it, you’re a guitar player, right?”

i nodded. “uh… yeah.”

“then fuckin’ play something good!”

i groaned, trying not to let my anger out on the dude.

“yes your majesty.” i rolled my eyes again before i played fast, which got lars’ panties wet. finally i played something for his approval.

soon enough we took a smoke break, well, drink, snort, blunt break.

we were all high out of our minds, and i was the only one who was lost in thought.

“dude, you okay?” james asked me again. it was just me and him in the room, lars and cliff leaving to buy cigarettes and booze.

“why,” i mumble.

“what do you mean? you’re like my brother, man.”

james actually looked worried and i let out a puff of smoke.

“uhm”

i tried to speak but my throat kept closing.

“yeah, i guess.” i hummed.

“been happy,” i lied. “got this sexy new guitar.”

james looked down at my lap.

“holy shit… that’s a nice bc rich, man.”

i kinda smirked. “you want it?”

he looked so dumbfounded, i almost laughed.

“serious? i don’t have money to pay you,” james mumbled.

“yeah,” i groaned as i stretched to give it to him.

“shit… thanks man.” he smiled and his eyes lit up like a puppy.

“whyre you doin’ this, man?” he asked.

“well,” i sighed, “kinda planning on going somewhere nice for a while. maybe you can guitar sit.” i joked.

“where to?” he asked still in awe.

“i dunno,” i thought. “hopefully somewhere nice and sunny. but if not i guess i’ll stay somewhere dark and hot.”

he shrugged, playing with the strings.

“i actually think im gonna go man.” i mumbled, packing up my stuff.

“oh, alright.” he waved.

i waved back before i got in my car. for the first time in my life i prayed and actually meant it.

‘dear heavenly father, please don’t let them find out… amen…’

i opened my eyes when i was done before i drove off and started driving out of cliffs driveway.

there was nobody in sight, not even a car which was a little nice. maybe i could actually rethink this, but maybe not.

the post in front of me was getting closer, closer… closer.

i hit it. going 80mph in a 20, shit that was the end.

i could hear police sirens blazing, but i didn’t care. my seatbelt tightened to my chest, my head was spinning and my hands felt numb.

i can’t believe i actually had the courage to do something like this.

[dreaming-of-assclass]

This is just a random thought that popped into my head but what would each of the E class students be allergic to? Like some form of allergy and how bad would it be? Sorry if that sounds weird lol.

I don’t know why but Mimura gives me the vibes that he’s allergic to like 474737 things. Like you ask him if he has any allergies, and he starts counting with fingers LMAO.

“Yeah, uh… almonds, sesame, cat fur, feathers, celery, mustard, red meat, dried mangoes-”

“How are you still alive...?”

Hazama has a peanut allergy, and it’s so cute because one of the other squad members always carries an epi-pen just in case she forgets hers.

Okano and Kimura are both lactose intolerant but literally could not care less. They’ll still drink chocolate milk, eat ice cream, etc. Jokes on them because then they pay the price in the bathroom.

Reaper 2.0 is very allergic to shellfish, so when he realizes he has to camp out in Japan for like a year to get his revenge, he’s so mad. Like that leaves him very few options for food lmao.

Chiba is super cautious with what shampoos and hair products he uses bc he’s had random allergic reactions before and it was HELL. So he doesn’t ever wanna relive that.

And I don’t know if this counts as an allergy per say, but I could see Muramatsu being sensitive to bug bites. Like his gets super big, red itchy reactions, and that’s partly why he HATES bugs. Esp if they’re in his kitchen bc that’s supposed to be his safe space 🥺

Karasuma is allergic to chocolate. No, he really doesn’t care since he’s not big on sweet stuff. But every time someone finds out, they have the most dramatic pitying reactions and it drives him crazy.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE????? YOU’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED HAPPINESS HAVE YOU? IM SO SORRY FOR YOU BRO YOU ARE MISSING OUT!”

Irina does not find out about it until like a little while into their relationship. So one night she’s trying to be all sexy to surprise him after work, and she uses some melted chocolate….let’s just say it went horribly and they spent the night in the ER instead.