#and y'all can keep sending me hate but i'm not going to shut up so whatever

[racew1nn3rs]

─ 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘷. (𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴) 🐅

⤷ summary: spain and canada. lando's rizz is negative, mission is failed. plus, mclaren pr is about to fuck shit up 🗣️

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mclaren spain you were forgettable at best 😔 on to the next one

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user1 y/n don't insult your team on the team account challenge

mclaren is it really an insult if it's true

user2 we got a lando photo but at what cost

user3 lando fans can never win here

mclaren why you would ever choose to be a lando fan to begin with is beyond me

user2 you're so right queen i'm sorry

landonorris DON'T APOLOGIZE WTF

user2 fuck both of y'all honestly

user4 at least mclaren fans can always count on content, even if we can't expect results 😭

user5 lando and y/n in their friendship era, how the fuck did we get here

landonorris you're posting me now? oh you want me so bad 🥴

mclaren sending this to hr immediately

ynusername YOU'RE FIREEEDDDDDDD

user6 damn she logged into both accounts just to make sure he heard her ass 💀 double homicide

user7 oscar fans i can't even tell if we won or lost

user8 we didn't get a face pic but... we didn't get whatever the fuck the 3rd slide is

landonorris guys pLEASE

landonorris i won't post it she says... it's just for me she says

user9 LMAOOOO AND YOU BELIEVED HER???? 🤣 🫵

landonorris going dark, no one call me

user9 was anyone going to anyways 💀

user10 LET HIM GET UPPPP

oscarpiastri i'll pay you 20 dollars if you don't ever do this to me

mclaren 🤝

mclaren i mean you were never the target but now you will be if i don't get my money!!!!

oscarpiastri oh ok

lilyzneimer i have pictures you can you use if you need bb <3

oscarpiastri WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON

zbrownceo Very funny Y/n! Keep up the good work 👍

mclaren Thanks boss! (:

landonorris ZAK WHY

user11 zak is so supportive now, wait until he sees her comments 💀

zbrownceo I have seen her comments! Very funny! 👍

user11 blink twice zak, we can help you

maxverstappen1 This is the highlight of my week, thank you Y/n!

mclaren hey max verstappen of redbull racing! not sure if you heard but you did win the grand prix this weekend

maxverstappen1 No i know, this is just definitely better.

ynusername where's my photo credits 🫵

mclaren my bad bbg 😍

user12 nurse she got out again

oscarpiastri we'll win next time!!

mclaren who told you that 🤨

oscarpiastri the voices in my head

logansargeant you hold on bro, we'll find your meds soon

user13 i think moto moto likes you ahh image

user14 i need to shrink him and put him in my pocket and keep him there

user15 which one?

user14 lando

landonorris nuh uh, pick again

maxfewtrell you can't post pictures without consent mate

mclaren i didn't??

landonorris i didn't consent.

mclaren who are you gonna believe max? me? or the solid concrete evidence in front of you

user16 he looks like he can do some crazy tricks on a trampoline

landonorris this is the only comment about myself that hasnt made me viscerally angry

oscarpiastri unfortunately i feel the opposite

user17 lany/n at it again

user18 literally what the fuck do you mean

user17 if you dont get it, i can't explain it to you

user18 okay cryptic ass, fuck you 🙄

user19 they're in love guys, just wait and see

user20 yall just love saying stupid shit on this page huh

user19 i hate getting accused of some shit i actually do 😡 like yeah i do love that but who told you

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user20 op be so fr right now

user21 everytime one of these illiterate f1 drivers pulls one of the hottest women on earth a fairty dies

user21 *fairy

user22 fairty

user21 you shut the fuck up 🫵

user23 people when coworkers are seen together at their place of work

user24 do you hug your coworkers and follow them like a lost puppy when you could be on a break

user23 wtf no

user24 EXACTLY MF, THIS IS NOT COWORKERS BEING COWORKERS

user25 history will say they were just colleagues 😔

opeightywon this shit is a national tragedy

user26 every time i see a post like this i think about the fact that she has probably seen this and i shiver

user27 honestly praying on their downfall

opeightywon wtf

user28 lando fans be normal challenge

user27 idgaf about that white man, she's just too hot for him 😕

opeightywon oh yeah real

user29 i need another youtube video where they stare at each other longingly again asap or i fear i may start having withdrawal symptoms

user30 another hot girl lost to an average white man's swagless looks and cringe fail personality i feel sick

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mclaren not our best results in canada but we improved i guess 🙄 but on a much better, more exciting note: NEW MCLAREN YOUTUBE CHALLENGE OUT GO GO GO GO

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user31 my crops are watered, my skin is clear, my funds are tripled

mclaren all me 😮‍💨

user32 "yay challenge video" we all cry in unison

user33 OSCAR FANS IS IT REAL??? HAS IT COME TRUE??? IS THAT A FACE PIC I SEE

user34 and it's good quality too 🤩 what did we do to deserve this

mclaren you don't, but oscar bought me coffee all weekend

oscarpiastri yes i bribed her, i feel no shame

user35 lando's back in the dog house bro, he's back to no face pics

user36 but look at his beautiful brown eyes

mclaren babe they're greenish blue with the TINIEST bit of brown 💀

user37 how long you gotta stare at a man's eyes to know the exact paint blend 🫵

user38 DOWN HORRENDOUSSSSSS

lilyzneimer insert comical heart eyes here

mclaren flirting with your man 🤢 on MY cellular device

lilyzneimer my bad bb, he doesn't mean anything to me anyways 🥴

oscarpiastri ok what the fuck

danielricciardo DROP THE CAMERA SETTINGS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

mclaren check dms 🤲

danielricciardo thanks love you're the best

landonorris LOVE??? LMAOOOO

user39 bro is losing the dgaf war MISERABLY

user40 the way lando is staring at her the whole time she's behind the camera 😫 oh he's not even down bad, bro's down under

landonorris can i get the camera settings

mclaren has anyone ever told you how good you are at photography?? i'm not saying that, i'm just asking 😀

landonorris oKAY fuck you.

user41 the way she doesn't even pretend to care about the results

landonorris i know 🙄

mclaren i know p13 is nawttt talking back to me right now

user41 OHHH SHE ATE YOU UP HUH

landonorris y'all are some fake ass fans fr

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8:57 PM.

Y/n stared at the flashing numbers on the digital clock in the boardroom and huffed quietly. The table in front of her was covered in a mix of shredded mozzarella cheese and vibrant, red pizza sauce. Flour with evidence of handprints and bits of pizza dough decorated the wood and the woman internally sighed at the thought of clean up. Eventually she would have to get back to work.

Lando was on his phone across the table from her, and she fought the urge to stare at him. Oscar had left a while ago, having an earlier flight than them out of Canada. Lando and her had made the executive decision to stay and finish the pizza the two men had made during the "not my hands" YouTube challenge. It was messy, and didn't fully resemble a proper pizza, but it tasted good enough if not a little bit burnt. The two had been sitting in a comfortable silence for the time being while they ate.

In the time Y/n had gotten to know the British man, both on and off the track, she found herself warming up to him considerably. He was kinder than she gave him credit for at the beginning of the season, and far funnier. She could see now that more often than not he spoke without thinking or having any consideration, and maybe he was more than a little bit arrogant, but he also felt things deeply and cared passionately.

Before she could think about what she was doing, Lando's eyes met hers and he smirked. Y/n's face burned but she rolled her eyes at him and took another bite of their burnt pizza. Her ears caught the sound of him placing his phone on the table, and when she looked up again he was leaning his body across the table and toward her instead.

"What are you staring at? Hm?" He teased and she scoffed.

"You," she started and took another bite of her pizza, "have pizza sauce all over your face, you idiot. And I'm just thinking, not sure if you're familiar with the concept." He grabbed a napkin quickly and began wiping rapidly at his chin and mouth, and even his nose. She couldn't help but laugh loudly. There was nothing on his face. He was perfect actually. Unfortunately.

"Did I get it? Why didn't you tell me sooner, traitor!" She doubled over but nodded anyways.

"What are you thinking about?" he questioned as he settled back down.

"Just the season, you and Oscar," she muttered.

"Me? Thinking of little ol' me when I'm right here in front of you," she rolled her eyes with a groan.

"You have selective hearing Lando," he laughed and nodded.

"Well what have you thought about it? The season I mean. And myself of course, don't care much what you think about Osc," he leaned on his hand and stared at her intently. Y/n couldn't help that being stared at by Lando felt a little bit like being ocean, being pulled and pushed by the moon's gravity. Her brain didn't work properly around him.

Or maybe I'm just really dramatic and he's just hot, she thought miserably, Probably the latter.

"I just think maybe you and me got off on the wrong foot," she said as she fumbled with the lid of her water bottle, "and I think that maybe I enjoy this job a lot more than I thought I would." The comments seemed to sober Lando's mood up slightly.

Maybe I shouldn't have been truthful. Maybe it shouldn't have been that serious.

"What did you think of me?" He asked quietly. "When you met me I mean."

"Do you want me to be honest?" He looked at her quizzically.

"Of course I want you to be honest Y/n, or I wouldn't have asked."

"I thought you were kind of an asshole," she whispered and he laughed.

"So the beef was real for you," he smiled slightly and she let her face fall gently into her hands.

"Yeah," she breathed out a laugh, "yeah maybe a little."

"Doesn't seem like a little," he goaded and she shot him a glare.

"Okay Lord Lando, maybe more than a little," he pointed at her triumphantly.

"AHA! So it was the instagram comment. I thought you knew I was kidding," A loud groan filled the room as she smacked her head on the table. Lando's giggling could probably be heard down the hall but Y/n found she didn't care all that much anymore.

"It wasn't just the instagram comment," she defended weakly. There was a brief silence as Lando stared into space and shook his head.

"Wow... I can't believe you were actually mad at me and I just didn't know."

"It wasn't that big of a deal I guess, I just felt like you didn't really take me seriously."

"Well I mean you're not a very serious person," Y/n's heart fell to her stomach.

"What?" She asked, staring at him. She couldn't have heard him right.

"Well it's just that you're not very serious are you? Like since I met you, it's never felt like you were a serious sort of person." He added as if that was some sort of defense.

As if that isn't more hurtful.

"You're not like Zak or Andrea, or really anyone else here you know? You're just you, you're different. It was hard to be serious with you here because that's just who you are." He continued.

God just shut up, please for the love of God just shut up.

"This is my place of work Lando," she muttered bitterly. "I mean do you hear yourself." His eyes widened and he put his hands out placatingly. Like she was some sort of rabid animal he needed to calm down.

"No no no," he muttered quickly and stood up to round the table, "that's not what I meant Y/n, you know that."

"Stop Lando, just stop," she said as she began to clear off the table.

Why did she expect him to be different. What made her think he could've changed.

"You made it perfectly clear what you mean. What you think of me and of my work, my career" she spit out, swiping everything on the table into the trash. They hadn't finished eating the pizza and now it was in the bin, but Lando didn't deserve to eat the pizza she helped him make. He didn't deserve to be here at all. He wasn't her friend, he was her coworker and nothing else. It was better she accept that now.

"You misunderstood what I said," he grabbed her arm to stop her from cleaning and she whipped it out of his grasp.

"Stop Lando," she said raising her voice. She knew her eyes were teary but she didn't care. She knew her face was red with embarrassment and her hands were shaking with the force of her humiliation but she didn't care. Lando Norris could go fuck himself.

He looked at her in shock and winced as he saw her face. She steeled herself. She had never cried over a man before, why would she do it now.

"You need to leave, you have a flight in the morning," she said emotionlessly. "And I have to clean so I can go home." He tried to speak and she put her hand up, stepping away from him.

"Get out please, you're in my way," she said and his brows scrunched. He was angry? Good, so was she.

"I'm in your way?" He asked incredulously, as if she didn't have any reason to be upset. "You're not even going to hear me out?" He scoffed.

"No Lando, I don't have time for this. I have a job to do and you're in my way," she said emphasizing the words as if speaking to a child. His face fell. He looked angry.

"Whatever Y/n. What fucking ever," he muttered, grabbing his bag and storming out. Y/n waited. Footsteps in the hallways continued until a far off door slammed.

Y/n wilted like an unwatered plant as tears began to fall.

So much for friends.

She knew deep down she was hurt about much more than just friendship.

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this is the second to last chapter of part one! i hope you enjoy! please feel free to comment and send requests, i'm excited to hear your thoughts <3

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[paradox-the-unimpressed-nun]

Human!Muzan x Maid!Reader NSFW HC SHORT!!

A/N: Sorry for not being active I've been trying out my other hobbies. I'm still getting a lot of support so thank you! I have some stuff on the way I hope y'all will stay tuned for it :3. Here's some food for y'all

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You’re muzans maid not his wife or loved one. You’re directly below him and you better remember that. Muzan makes it a point to remind you that he doesn’t like you but, he slightly hates you less than everyone else.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You know he doesn’t mean a word of what he says, if he did he wouldn’t be begging for you in the middle of the night.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌It started off simple, his hands would magically find their way to your breast while giving him medicine. It was as if Muzan was testing you to see how far you would let him go. Eventually he asked to see your breast and everything progressed from there.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌ Hand jobs where next, then tit jobs, then blow jobs and then full blown sex.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Do to his illness he cannot last long at all, after one round he’s whipped out. Usually you ride him sense he cannot necessarily bend you over.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌At first you weren’t the biggest fan of this but soon you realized how much control you had. Often times he finished before you and you’re left unsatisfied. You used to just clean him up then take care of yourself, but surely he can take it a little longer.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌He Doesn’t like cumming in you he doesn’t like the thought of having kids, especially with a peasant. Muzan prefers cumming on your face it makes him feel like he’s in control.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Very vocal in bed, he whimpers and begs a lot. It’s mostly insults and demands

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌ You of course have your own needs that have to be fulfilled. You often find yourself continually riding him after he’s came and is begging you to give him a break.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌His hands squeeze your thighs while you continue to ride him. His begging will slowly turn into incoherent babbling. It’s cute honestly, to see tears and drool drip down his face.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Afterwards Muzan will yell at you for making him cum inside of you and that you’re “a witch trying to suck the life out of me!”.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌The best way to shut him up is to sit on his face. He’ll bitch and complain but you cannot here any of it. His muffling sends vibrations to your clit making you grind against his face more.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Muzan says that he doesn’t like to eat you out but y’know he’s lying. He gets harder from your weight and tights crushing his head. He thinks it’s a great way to die.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌The wildest thing you’ve ever done was fuck In front of his potential wife.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You didn’t want to lose him, so you had to show this woman who she is going up against.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You had him in your lap one hand gripping his face, making sure he was looking at her directly in the eye. The other was jerking him off. His moans filled the room as he could barely contain himself.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌needless to say that woman never came back and you got to keep Muzan to yourself.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Muzan doesn’t do after care, he’s usually busy trying not to pass out. You drag the babbling teary eyed Muzan to the bath. You take excellent care of him.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You place him in your lap, applying soap to his hair and kisses to his neck. He wakes up nice and clean and with a lot of hickeys.

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A/N: sorry this was short but I want to work on other fics at the moment! I hope This was good enough :3

[azar-rosethorn]

Incorrect Security Breach Quotes 5

(someone stop me)

Also my AU Fic demands attention

Gregory: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Chica: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Gregory: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

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Vanessa: What’s your biggest fear?

Roxy: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Gregory: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Chica: Zombies.

Roxy: ...

Gregory: ...

Chica: BUT they can open doors.

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Chica: Why doesn’t Roxy find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Gregory: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Chica: *bites lip*

Gregory: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Monty: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

Roxy: Only as our rodeo clown.

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Vanessa: What do people in relationships even do?

Freddy: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.

Vanessa: Okay. Didn't ask.

Chica: Asks question

Chica: "Didn't ask"

Vanessa: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.

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Monty: My head hurts.

Vanessa: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Monty: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is an orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Sun: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Vanessa: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Roxy: What was the color called before then?

Bonnie: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Sun: You’re a loose cannon, Roxy.

Roxy: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Bonnie: I think you play by your own rules.

Gregory: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.

Sun: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Roxy: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Moon is a loose cannon.

Moon: *smashes a chair* You shut your trap, Roxy!

Gregory: I’d say Moon’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.

Bonnie: Now I’m just confused. Is Roxy a loose cannon or not?

Sun: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

Roxy: *groans*

Moon: Aw, man.

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Vanessa: Good morning.

Freddy: Good morning.

Bonnie: Good morning.

Monty: Y'all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Gregory: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Sun: What does “take out” mean?

Roxy: Food.

Chica: Dating.

Vanessa: Murder.

Gregory: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Freddy: How do you do that?

Bonnie: I'm fearless.

Chica: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Bonnie: I'm mostly fearless.

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Roxy: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

Chica: Why not 24/7?

Roxy: Snack breaks.

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Freddy: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Vanessa periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Freddy: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Monty: I’m a multitasker!

Monty: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

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Sun: Monty has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing!

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[carmenized-onions]

i never thought i’d send this one cause i didn’t think it would apply but you’re right it was a crime not to send it in for the last chapter - WHERE THERE WAS BOTH HAIR PULLING AND RATATOUILLE

and while we’re at it let me drop off some more memes before they swallow me

THANK YOU FOR GIVING THE PEOPLE THE RATATOUILLE ONE EXACCTLEEEE, i probably wouldn't have put the little hair pull bit honestly if it wasn't for THEEE rat chef. everyone say thank you remy !!!

THE LAST ONE THE SUFFERERS ONE I HAD SAVED LMAOOOO its so carm and chip man. i hate them. chronic overthinkers = a reverse power couple, a weakness couple, if you will. vulnerable duo. extremely penetrable pairing.

can i say. and i probably won't keep my promise on this, but i do truly wanna write blurbs/little things with the Rich/Chip/Mike trio. the beautifulwife did make me think of this. I've said i'm not a requests guy but man if you've got a little moment i either wrote about that you wanna see or some sort of prompt for that trio,,,, like i would probably bite. like i'd maybe do something about it.

I'm finally hitting a slight breakthrough with chap 15 (I really thought i was going to explode and maybe jump into the sea), but blurbs would be nice to write for y'all whenever I'm having a moment chugging along in my brain!!

anyways. i'm going to shut the fuck up now i am mikey. i am like a pull string toy and i have 6 lines and i say them in asks ad nauseam. my friends find it far too easy to imitate my texts. it's honestly hurtful. thank you for this comp we have to move on to the next!!!

[imaginespazzi]

ok I skipped last chapters review but I did love every single second of it and was so excited for this chapter

Omg the kids not being her child dead like azzi having to explain yes stephie you are my only daughter but not my only child does that make Jana ice kk and ines aunts uncle or siblings? 

Bruh stephie and just volunteering azzi for stuff girl is about to get in trouble is she doesn’t learn how to zip it 

The phone calls omg the phone calls are one of my fav lore buts if real life Pazzi so it coming back out in them as there older but disguised as just calling stephie in love 

Ugh stephie and Paige get me every single time wow I love them 

Ok so it is confirmed miss azzi fudd is the one who ruined the relationship but I need to know why cuz it could not have just been out to the blue 

NO ONE ELSE KNOWS??? Wait a damn minute y’all have lots of explaining to do also no way there (UConn) children could keep their mouths shut that long mmmm betting kk makes the slip first but ice is also a menace 

Welcome home with stephie between yea this is ur family and y’all are about to build a home 

Jana I am sorry for doubting ur menace behaviors and only betting on kk and ice bc you are obviously playing match maker of the century 

Paige looking for stephie bc she knows she will be there all the time and azzi keeps saying how she ruined it I need need need the lore behind it 

Paige taking pics of stephie that I know she will be staring at all the time 

Paige you are playing a dangerous game with ur little side comments first the azzi is still the most beautiful and now just like your momma used to Paige get control azzi can atleast keep things inside her head  

I don’t have the right to ask you anything ahhhh heart torn out 

They’d hate her for what SHES DONE stop teasing me now I can’t take it anymore 

Oh yea stephies getting attached what about you AZZI STOP GASLIGHTING 

But yea um Paige either figure out your liberty issues or stop hanging out with them 

I mean someone had to say it whole lot of issues going on over there curious if azzi stands with her words of not letting them see each other or if she caves soon 

so so so proud of you for staying on schedule and I need you to reveal the saying no to marriage fiasco asap or I genuinely might die but sending lots of love

-💜💜

Omg bestie I missed you after last chapter so I'm so glad you're back!

Everyone and their mother setting Azzi up like no wonder the girl was pushed to a breakdown at the end, she's surrounded by hella menaces.

I LOVE PAZZI FACETIME LORE and it really lives in my head rent free so I just couldn't resist adding it and I kinda wanted it to parallel when they were younger.

Azzi played a pretty big role in ruining the relationship in the sense she was definitely the person who put the whole thing in motion but she's not necessarily completely wrong, that's all I'll say.

Paige and Stephie have my heart and so I'm so glad they have all of y'alls too!

Ah the Liberty issues that are still lingering...

Love you my lovie <3

[nityarawal]

Aloha- Daniel is being racist & turned off my power after I paid him rent. I dont feel safe showering here with him screaming at me. Melody said he was violent with her. I told him it's against law to cut power. Would you tell him too? Thanks!

Nitya

Encinitasbeachhome.com

MJ is letting electric know of your hardship. Shut up & turn on electric. Edison said this is violation of law= racism. Cry to someone else faggot.

No. I don't talk to cops. Your dad's bros remember? When you called on Robbers at dead guys next door? They Forgot to look- they were so bust macking on Melody & I. Eon said they pimped us out with cameras. True? He warned Mommies of piggy Trolls. I don't speak to rapists- just witnessed him raping militia camp bros into crime. He's a creep. Sheriff Jeremy Parsons. I'm a reporter you know. Been an editor at 2 magazine and written for dozens of publications. You really should get your head out of your ass & wake up. I disclose all. Journalist of 30 years. Got an issue with my career darling?

Turn on my electric or they could come. It's True. I don't ask them to record my house. It's pitch dark now. No electric.

His attys want to address racism in my business & homes. 40% of California's were sexually discriminated against out of their homes. Tell Martin. Vegas bros get really mad when boys mistreat their little sister. Doesn't go down well with anyone being a mommy hater. Peace.

Would love to roast Parsons if you could let our attys know how gross they were Peeping on us. He's a murderer.

Elon said he'd pay! Shut up! Send Bill to America 1st Legal. He's covering all racism. Call before you get charged on foul play. Connect electric. Gabriel is trying to help you before you fuck up.

Not enough to heat?

We froze with no heat!

How many puppies died waiting for #Cybertruck ?

I'm sleeping in car waiting tonight. My Landlord got manic screaming after spending money on hookers- he forgot to pay electrical bill.

Call us.

FYI: Sent to bff Black belt:

My landlord unplugged electric yesterday. He has $1200 electric bill & paid hooker $300 (who looks like me) to clean his home! He was crying all day! Omg Melody paid $300 last month at Christmas then left him New Years! He finally turned it on after dark but I slept in car anyways. He scared me. He's acting manic screaming everyone out of here. Mikey left with Gemini. It's not mommy friendly. Dogs are freezing! It is pretty cold. Just washing and cleaning after Floods- house still leaks! No heat! He wants $100 more for utilities monthly and also suggested I upgrade to a self sufficient trailer! Does coffee pot, electric blanket, christmas lights & burner cost this much??? I want to upgrade! I need his X gf Melody'ss testimony about IEHP still for America First Legal. Could you send one too? Elon is refunding! So sick of peeps triangulating us into their dramas and lust. I wonder if Daniel Hall Is related to Molly's husband Dr. DREW HALL who treated me after Marine beating? or Chris Hall- the political hooker- whose mom Janet babysat me? He gave Molly a morning after pill SOS. He's sold out. This gaslighting is racist & I had to have my neighbors keep him in check. Melody says he has Syphilis. Wondering if we all do? She appears to be a big pharma spy/hooker from teens in 'hunger games' grooming. Like my kids- how can we hate her? I don't. How do we break chain? Daniel's Step-dad is Obese & lives in Vegas most of time. Adam's pimp contact? Melody said one tenant left because old man wanted to shower with him. I think Daniel is pimped to hookers cuz he's scared of dad. Melody said Daniel beat her out of here so obviously I'm weary. He's a big guy. Prayers! I need to move! Xo

I let my bro & Dr. Sunil know about extortion to get $1200. I'll pay it all when I get KY refunds. Tell Melody to hurry. Did you say Raj at dmv.org tried to bribe y'all? What was Rowen pedophile getaway when Meoldy said you broke her leg about? Truth will set you free. In writing. She's trying to frame you.

He just cut power again. Could you do an intervention please? Thankyou! Xo

30 days is law. Read contract. You're a racist bully. I can go. Refund me and fix this. You owe me. Call America First Legal. They want your testimony. Work.

Well I'll lyk if anyone comes through when my electric is back on!(:

HARD TO DO BUSINESS WITH 9-5 TERRORISM ISNT IT? I let whole legal team know about your tantrum & extortion with shivering puppies etc! Could you put your texts in Google docs and also post on Tumblr for them to analyze? Starving & need to cook! Please dont give them to rescues or kill them. We love puppies! MJ said your mad Charly was raped & thats why you wont let her in warm sauna room with your dogs! Grazie! NITYA

Sent to old landlord Dan:

Aloha! Do you still have my stuff? My landlord is being a dick. I need to move. My place is flooded cold. How are you? Did Danny really die? That really upset me. I hope not. I pray for y'all regardless. Always hope.

Square up for Melody Gray con. @IEHP_healthcare @America1stLegal

Our puppies shivered all week in cold.

My Landlord is cring after spending $1200 on hookers trying to keep up with you. Sheriff Parsons is circling him for pretty gay boy dolly?

@GRIMES_V1 He texted BS all day yesterday for @America1stLegal about Melody Gray.

I had to shit in garden- you are so abusive. Melody will throw your ass into a hospital bro. Karma. Walk the line. Don't F up & blame mom. What's her number? Can she get you? Test for every syphalis there is. Melody admitted you had it. Truth will get you big $$$. You want honest cash & keep dick or not? Physics.

Not sure if I can get out with mud today but I'll walk it & check this afternoon. I think I need to move. Do you have any rentals there? I was paying $300 for leaky trailer off grid here. Thanks!

Excuse me, what's your reason for today's electrical terrorism? Does your friend have her period? Is that why my towel was bloody? Truth. You shit on us everytime you & Melody get PMS & overspend too. You know I don't eat out or spend on heat because I can't afford to. It's OK. You just learn to budget. I can help you for rest of year free- both self sufficient trailers for my family and mommy respect. Your attitude will Felon you.

I am not your C word nor will I ever be. Gross. You're out of line.

Elon wants to refund me for terrorism. $$$ Send in your notes. I don't want to read your diarhea. American First Legal wants every sordid detail of your trafficking stories. You're in luck. Confessions pay commissions. Xo

I'm also sorry if I seem racist against gays. It's just been insane having them steal every man I've been with - now kids. Discrimination against breeders- like Daniel displays- has been my reality. Maybe it's my shitty destiny. Welcome to my 20th+ slumlording. Hope Daniel's kickbacks made it all worthwhile tho. He's on suicide watch around here. We all thought it was him when gunshots went off at neighbors. TG he survived thus far. I am trying to be supportive & stay out of it. He sends senseless hate texts all day to gaslight me. Why? For an electric bill because his room is a sauna for male pets only? He asked me not to sit there when hes not home after he desserted pets most of weekend and had asked for my assistance! Puppies are shivering. I wish Mikey was here still to save them too, like Gemini. Or Melody. She wanted Gemini but he plays politics w/ pets wars too. ): We're all disturbed.

Do you know how many gays tried to recruit me for politics post divorce? Military + 1000's. It's a Fidelity marriage faith I honor. Vows: word: i write. I don't judge. But a little respect from Divorce courts would've been appreciated. It's been hard. Always hoping latest atty will work fidicuary duty to moms & kids. It's an uphill battle alone. I was hoping you could help- as moms. We're all in it together. Moms are a Tribe. Xo

Your pappa came home & understands laws. You're in violation of code with landlord laws once again. Turn on electric. I'm leaving town for a bit to get work/custody done. Not into your drama. Work for your money & tell truth if you want my honest bucks. Lol Not into faggot bullies at all. Encinitasbeachhome.com not down with your BS as a national association realtor. I'll let them know. 40% raped because of spoiled brats like you making a sauna for boy pets. Ew. 30 days Martin confirmed I'm safe. Leave me alone. Grazie. NITYA

Martin was apologetic for Daniel's snotty behavior. Unfortunately this is how divorced enablers spoil children - please teach our kids better. We all agree Daniel is a shit uncle & example for our kids right now. Please protect them. I'll try to get us all refunds- if you were also prejudice against in home & work? This is unfortunately normal for me. Landlords want to f me, their gfs try & when I'm not down they rage. Gross. So unattractive!

It'll work out. Mother Nature wins. Hands down. I'm just an innocent catalyst for highest good. Stay safe! Peace & all love! @elonmuskdaily @elonmuskfanslounge @elonmuskfans @elonmuskparody @elon-daddy @teslamotorsblog @teslamodel3 @americafirst-blog

Xo Mom

[the-firebird69]

They have a lot of these real fast boats they're not really big I haven't been zooming around Florida taking things and leaving real quick and people going after them now cuz they posted this it's one of the main ways and so forth they're getting away from people if they steal from even the clones and they can't go after them. Imitating people and they get their jollies off watching people get it wrong it's all over Florida that they've been doing it

Thor Freya

Olympus

Oh I'm sorry you want me to stop I don't think I can I'm not really used to that

Zues Hera

I sort of get something he said it back to us and he says I'm sending it back to you and I can say it however I want but it's condensation to you it's not really anything else I hear what you're saying and I do say this it's happening Ash before he sees it but he's getting bigger and we're going to have to do something to him and he says that's why you're dying and that's why I'm doing this I want to make sure you did this time fully you and your ass and I clan are going to be gone.

Trump and me

I didn't say something else I will say something else if anybody ever does this f****** s*** again you should know that you couldn't be stolen called f****** dead nobody ever talks to me the way that this douchebag losers do I'm going to erase them regardless of Max stupid plan I'm taking tons and tons of stuff and territory cuz he's stupid f****** mother f****** are untolerable piece of God damn s*** I'm going through them like crap through goose murdering millions and millions a minute every f****** time they look at me wrong I'm slaughtering this stupid cows nobody ever says anything nobody ever does what they're doing to me ever no one and tell me if you're next you're going to die forever you stupid s**** don't even care cuz your brain is almost gone I keep having them shot because there's such f****** assholes and such f***** they keep coming back for more like I'm a ice cream truck or something I can tell them to get f****** lost get out of my face and they want more of their brain on the sidewalk

Zues

I'm going to take care of that stupid b**** you're like a f****** dog you don't listen we're just going to kill you b**** get it

Hera

I've heard it all I've seen it all just tell me to shut my face is going to stick my arms up my ass he means my physical arms

Trump

I haven't done to you anyways cuz of your childish little s*** right now Trump

Zues

I don't believe it he's got someone's hate but we're going to get to this real quick this guy is taking everything and he says it he's pouring it on and yeah Trump was out there mining stuff like cadmium if this person gets that he knows how to use it and he says if I do do you think that I'm motivated enough with this f****** stupid a****** you think I'm going to let him win and beat me I need to have tons of weaponry just to get one person to look at that stupid f*** wrong you're going to all die because of this stupid f***

Now that was him and he's shouting it he says just get off your fat ass and look at that look at some things I sort of get something it's got overtime years ago he's a child who says how much dollars did I learn after being around you idiots for only a few years and I'm a baby my body is very young what the f*** is going on here y'all dumber than hell and don't do any real work you just go around nibbling on s*** like the f****** squirrels and chipmunks that you are so that's what I hear it cuz I have to slow plotting plopping he says it's plopping I can't help it he says of course you can't if you do anything they swarm and it swarm in around you like a bunch of animals so that maybe you directly he says not blaming you directly I'm saying these people are doing it they won't leave me the f*** alone they're swimming around me and I'm alone so I'm slaughtering them you can make any assumptions or conclusions you want you sit back you're going to die.

So we have to get working I guess

Batman

[prettygraceful]

oh by the way, after what todd finally admitted, y’all ready to stop worshipping at his goddamn altar now and stop pretending he hasn’t always been the racist, homophobe that he obviously is? and y’all ready to stop defending underhill as an OC insert character and his entire storyline? like i said, he was just there for unnecessary malec dramatics and 3x06 was NEVER about just friendship. todd literally introduced another gay guy (a gay!jace, it was no coincidence he’s that he’s another blonde white) just cuz he was going to make alec cheat and let all the racist haters in this fandom have a field day with it. are y’all ready to finally stop clowning now? i called the clalec BS back in 2a before he copped to that while everyone was busy justifying/ excusing that, and i called this underhill BS while everyone was busy doing the same here. todd never supported malec or either of them as individuals. anything good we got was from other people on the team shutting him down and doing what’s right. he only valued alec for jalec and clalec purposes, and he only valued magnus for fake brownie points and to disrespect every chance he got. any malec fan who still defends/ loves todd or underhill is NOT a malec fan. you can’t hide anymore with todd just continually running his mouth. and that makes it even worse. he’s got no shame about it at all. can this fandom finally get a grip now and just call a spade a spade. todd’s a racist homophobe, and always has been. darren too, he’s just quieter about it.

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

Nightingale. S.F.K

Authors Note: I'm sick with covid rn so maybe I'm projecting a bit about wanting one of the boys to come and take care of me but whatever. This is a request I got from @screechesincoherently for some nonspecific Sam fluff. I haven't written fluff in ages, I feel like longer fics or smut is where my best writing is done but this one is really cute and sweet. My requests are open if y'all ever wanna send me a message or an ask!

Synopsis: You come down with the flu and your sweet boyfriend Sam knows just the way to make you feel better. 

Warning: vomiting, sickness, not really anything crazy to warn you about, it's fluff and fun for the whole family!

Word count: 2.2k (short for me I know)

Pairing: Sam x female reader

Let me know what y'all think! I wrote this while lying sick in bed this evening. Let me know if you want more fluff and what you wanna read in future stories and if you want to be added to my tagged list!

Nightingale. S.F.K

You couldn't keep your eyes open, the strain from the light the television emitted was too much to bear. Suddenly you just felt awful and you weren't sure why. The feeling of Sam's body holding yours on the couch just felt so claustrophobic. Every commercial just made you feel nauseous and made your stomach feel as if it were in your throat. All you could do was focus on your breathing and try not to move. Sam could feel you go rigid in his arms, "You okay?" He asked with such a sense of concern, you shook your head squeezing your eyes shut, clamping your jaw tightly.

Sam ran his finger to move the hair from your face that had fallen onto your cheeks from the moment of your answer. "What's wrong baby?" His voice was a bit higher with nervousness as he sat up on an elbow to examine you better but you couldn't answer verbally, afraid any movement would make you sick. But suddenly a wave of nausea slammed against you so hard you couldn't hold yourself to the couch anymore. You stood quickly from the couch, pushing Sam's arm off of you from the spooning position you had been curled up in. You quickly made your way to your shared bathroom, falling to your knees and vomiting into the toilet. You hated throwing up, even when you knew you would probably feel better if you just got it over with but it was a necessary evil you could never muster up to deal with.

Within no time, Sam was by your side, pulling the hair out of your face and combing it back with his fingers, tying it up for you with the hair tie he grabbed off the sink counter. "It's okay baby, let it all out." He whispered, comforting you as he knelt by your side, running his hand gently across your back. You groaned, spitting out the nasty remaining taste in your mouth. You leaned forward and flushed the sick down the toilet. You felt so cold sitting on the chilled tiled floor in just your usual pajamas, one of Sam's big t-shirts and your panties, your body shaking with discomfort as Sam stood and ran a washcloth under the water at the sink. He returned to you, sitting behind you, he gently wraps an arm around your chest letting you lean back against him. You closed your eyes, hands coming to hold his arm, a tear you didn't even know you'd shed was brushed away by the pad of his thumb. He's so warm and cozy against you, he lays the warm washcloth lightly against your forehead and then to your cheeks.

"You feel any better?" He asks quietly against your ear still feeling you shiver. "My stomach doesn't hurt anymore." You finally spoke, your throat feeling raw, eyes still closed, not wanting to move, feeling like all the energy had just been taken out of you. "You think maybe dinner just didn't sit well with your tummy?" Sam inquired, trying to problem solve what made you so sick. "I guess." You shrugged weakly, a long moment of calm pause fell between you two as you just breathed, trying to calm your body and mind as you rested against your boyfriend's body. "Can I brush my teeth please?" You asked as you opened your eyes, squinting at the brightness of your bathroom. "Sure, baby." He whispered, standing up and extending an arm to you, you took his hand and wobbled to your feet. You washed your hands while Sam prepared your toothbrush. The taste of the minty toothpaste was a welcoming flavor compared to your revisited dinner.

You took in the sight of yourself in the mirror, pale and tired looking. Your heart fluttered at the hairstyle Sam had done for you, he was always the sweetest and most patient with you when you were sick. The messy bun he'd given you made you smile, if there's one thing to know about Sam, he's a fixer. He hated being out of control and unable to fix unfixable problems, so he would do everything in his power to make you feel comfortable and at ease while you were ill.

"Come on, let's go to bed." Sam said leading you from the bathroom, you plopped on to your bed as Sam went to your drawers and grabbed you a new shirt to sleep in, you slipped it on and quickly got comfortable under the sheets. Sam came back with a glass of water and set it on your bedside table. You smiled at him as a silent thank you. He climbed into bed with you and lightly placed his arms around you, like he always did but with a more cautious and gentler touch so as to not make you uncomfortable in case your stomach still hurt. "Wake me up if you think you're gonna be sick again, okay?" He requested, giving you a kiss on your shoulder. You simply nodded in response, sleep already taking over your body. "Goodnight, I love you." Sam rasped tiredly, "I love you, Sammy." You answered sleepily as you slowly drifted off to sleep.

As the light of the morning sun peeked through the blinds into your bedroom you couldn't help but pull the covers tighter to your body. The freezing cold air biting at your skin, you shivered and teeth started to lightly chatter as you pushed your back against Sam's front in search of comfort, he awoke with a deep breath and a groggy moan as he stretched. "Morning." He said simply as he pulled you closer to him, moving you to lay your head against his chest. You reveled in the heat of his bare chest, soft skin warm against your cheeks, your legs wrapping around his, your body begging for his warmth. He leaned down and gave you a kiss on the forehead, a look of confusion left on his face as he pulled away, eyebrows knit together in search of an answer.

"You're really warm?" He said more like a question than a statement. "I'm freezing." You said between chattering teeth, wrapping your arms around him. Sam laid a hand over your forehead, "Oh baby, I think you have a fever." He assessed, resting the back of his hand against your cheek to feel the heat rising off your skin. You groaned in sadness, you hated being sick. "I'm gonna run you a bath." Sam stated, going to sit up but you held him tighter, "Don't go, I'm so cold." "Baby I have to, the bath will keep you warm better than I can." He said, hand holding your cheek sweetly, he gave you a quick kiss and you begrudgingly released him. You knew he was right, but every second he was gone was a second spent freezing. Sam padded down to your bedroom's adjoined bathroom, the sound of the water filling the tub as he returned to your side, "My body aches so badly." You said, your face the only thing visible in your cocoon of blankets. He gave you a look full of sadness and pity, a spark in his eye as an idea came to him.

"Come here." He gently says, pulling back the covers, you looked at him now exposed to the room around you. "Sit up." He simply states, you do so but with a pained expression as you can feel your back ache, it feels as though someone had picked you up and snapped you over their knee. "Put your arms up." He requests as you look up at him with the most pitiful face, it breaks his heart to see you like this. His hands came down to the hem of your shirt and pulled it up and over your body, you laid back as you helped him get you out of your panties. You sat up on the bed looking up at him, "Come on princess, let's get you in the bath." He whispered sweetly, putting his arms under your legs and across your back as he carried you into the bathroom.

He made his way to the bathtub, the steam of the warm running water easing your senses. Sam comes to the front of the tub and gently places you into the water, you pull your arms away from him as you sit in the comforting warmth of the water. Sam stops the water and pulls a bag of lavender epsom salts from under your sink. "This should help your muscles. Just lay back and relax honey." He says gently, pouring in the sweet smelling salts into the water. You lay back into the water, wetting your hair, you come up to the surface and lay back against the edge of the tub and try to relax the best you can. Sam rests his head on his arm and runs a hand in the water, fingers stirring the water. His beautiful brown eyes gazing kindly at you with a sweet smile. It's nice having Sam here by your side, he's always been so good at taking care of you. The water is pleasant over your aching muscles, the warmth of it feels like a giant blanket wrapped over every inch of your body.

Sam runs a finger over your cheek, "I'm sorry you're not feeling well baby." Sam says with a sad expression, it makes your heart melt. You were always in the best care with Sam, he adored you and worshiped the ground you walked on, seeing you in pain like this always broke his heart. You just tilted your head toward him, leaning into his touch, giving him a pained smile. "Here, let me take care of you." He said as he grabbed your bottle of shampoo, he squeezed some into his hand. You shift closer to him and let him work the shampoo into your hair. His fingers lather the soap into bubbles as he scratches lightly into your scalp. You sigh at the delightful feeling of his large hands massaging you. He's tender in his motions as he washes the soap out of your hair as you lean under the large faucet of the tub. His hands work diligently and softly to help you relax and clean you from the lingering feeling of sickness on your body.

Sam grabs a washcloth and wets it in the water, pouring your body wash onto it, he gently grabs your wrist, pulling it from the water and runs the rag across the skin. He makes his way to your back and gingerly lathers the soap against your body. "You're so beautiful." He whispered, you ponder for a moment if that was even meant to be heard at all. "I love you." Is all you could say in response. Sam chuckled slightly, "I love you, my honey." Something about the lightness in his touch made your heart soar, the way his hands brushed over your body with intention to care for you and to simply wash the suds over your body made you feel like the goddess he saw you as. Just the intimacy of it all was so sweet. Sam had probably touched you thousands upon thousands of times but this felt different. He touched you like you would shatter at any moment. It was a touch filled with pure adoration and love.

After you were all clean, Sam drained the water and grabbed you a warm towel, you stood from the bath and wrapped the whole thing around yourself, sopping up the droplets of water on your skin and drying your hair as best you could. Sam helped you out of the bathtub and once again carried your now swaddled body to the bedroom.

He grabbed you a shirt from his own drawers knowing the comfort of them would put you at ease and a pair of your panties and carried them to you. You pulled on your underwear but Sam insisted he put your shirt on for you. You laid back under the sheets and flipped through shows on the TV, looking for anything that peaked your interest. Sam returned to your bedroom with a handful of cold and flu meds and a cup of chamomile tea and honey for you. You sat up and took your medicine while he made his way next to you. Sam pulled you close to him and you rested your head on his chest, as he took over the job of searching for something for the two of you to watch. "I'm so lucky to have you." You smile as your finger gently traces shapes into Sam's torso below. "I'd do anything for you baby." He says sweetly, giving you a kiss on the cheek.

The two of you settle on The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, and you relax into Sam as you feel him playing with your hair and listen to the sound of his heartbeat. As much as you loved the movie, your body needs rest, your eyes slowly close as Sam unintentionally lulls you to sleep with the touch of his fingertips. The beating heart of the man who would do anything for you thumping softly in your ear.

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@tripthelight-fanfic @emmagvf @ageofstardust @dakotadovato @screechesincoherently @gretavankleep37 @strangeh0rizons @capturethechaos @kiszkathecook

(I love my tag list peeps 🥰)

[villxinmiixx]

I'd like for everyone to know and realize once again that i will block anyone that is being toxic or offends me in anyway, i get that you're trying to have fun or that's it's a “joke” but really no one's laughing except you 😬

that's awkward ain't it? 💀

it's absolutely disrespectful of you to just go on my blog/account and just copy the link of one of my posts and send it to a server that includes people that hate me 😐

call me “sensitive” call me whatever names you like but i put my discord life separate from my tumblr life. 😐

that's why i removed my tumblr link from my about me, cuz' people would call me a pedo for “dating” a minor? i haven't even dated anyone since two years ago are you kidding me?

most of y'all think you guys act like “girlbosses” or some shit but in reality you're just another mannerless teenager on the internet.

sometimes i feel like you should've been in my shoes so you could shut the fuck up and pay some respect to people you don't know.

respect works like this: if you respect this person they will respect you back.

but if you disrespect them they disrespect you back.

if they're your family members they're most likely going to disrespect you no matter what the fuck you do because they're your “fAmILy” and they think they can do whatever the fuck they want just because they're older than you or just cuz' the other family members like them more than you.

if the person disrespects you first you walk away and never talk about it again, since really. if you keep talking about it it'll feel like you'll never let go.

and i was given a screenshot that the second person i fought with did not let it go; uh okay yeah i definitely left the server because of you and not the fact because of another incident but okay suit yourself keep imagining dumb shit like that.

i ain't letting go cuz' you aren't, stop acting like you're regina george and put your shit together cuz' really people would just think you're a narcissistic, toxic piece of shit because of that.

and tbh they'll be right and if you say “that's jUst BecaUse tHeyre JealoUs” or “tHat's bEcAusE tHey kNow i'M better tHan aLl of yOu” naw we're just saying it cuz' it's the truth.

hopefully you'll change one day tbh, i really hope you do.

cuz' in an all honesty c, i actually wanted to be friends with you when you came to the christmas server. too bad ig, but i'm pretty sure you didn' t even wanna be friends with me so win-win.

[heresathreebee]

Waters Brackish and Briny (four)

[Ralph Lamont X Female Reader]

Summary: the first of many strange and unusual occurrences to come in your new home. Previous Masterlist Next

Tags: 15+ | 2k words | hauntings, an argument, physical intimidation 😬, secrets, crying

AN: hey remember there were ghosts in Things Seen and Heard? Personally I hate angst so sorry y'all 😔 I will NOT leave it here for long

SECOND WEEK

Ralph went back to work and the house became empty once more. Empty except for yourself and the house. And possibly a rat or two. You set up traps and finished moving the furniture in the downstairs rooms into place. The previous owners left a decently conditioned upright piano behind when they moved. A few scuffs on the legs and a toy soldier in the strings, but perfectly playable and barely out of tune. Nothing a little warm up couldn't change.

You ate lunch on the piano bench, glaring at the unfinished archway leading to the solar room. Should you sweep first or measure the windows to be fitted for panes? Do you want regular clear glass or some stained glass? Get crazy with it? 

You waste a couple hours playing basic melodies and manage to squeeze in time to do all the measurements for the windows before 3 pm. You take down the paper on the floor most window holes and sweep the dust and leaves and branches outside. You mop till the hardwood floor shines but you hate the white beech wood and add varnish to the To Do list. 

You ring up the Vayle boys you met the day you unloaded your furniture. "Hey Eddie! I was planning on making something for you and Cole as a thank you but I need some supplies first." 

It rained in the afternoon and Ralph came home with mud on his pants. "Baby what happened? Did you fall?" 

Ralph looked supremely annoyed. "One of the kids took a tumble and grabbed me for support. We both went down." 

You know he's in a sour mood but you can't stifle your laughter. You coo at him, looking over the damage to his suit. He's got mud caked on the seat of his pants and flecks of it as high as the back of his neck. You help him strip as much as appropriate with guests in the house. 

Your husband sniffs the vanilla scent from the air and looks at you incredulously. "Did you make cookies?" 

"Yeah," you said, "for Eddie and Cole." 

The boys waved at your husband from the kitchen counter. He gives a lustless wave back and trudges upstairs in his under things. You tip the boys with the rest of the cookies in an old dish and send them on their way home. 

You open your bedroom door to find Ralph butt ass naked and on his knees looking for something. 

"We should do this more often," you tease. 

Ralph looks up and raises an eyebrow at you then notices the position he's put himself in. "Now's not the time for jokes: do you know where the luffa is?" 

You cross your arms. "Well it's not under the bed…" 

"Helpful." Ralph climbs to his feet and his nose bumps yours. "Where. Is. The luffa." 

"Behind the bathroom door on a hook." 

"Why?" Ralph takes three steps towards the bathroom, then quickly retraces them and this time his forehead collides with you none too gently. "And not saving me a cookie? Uncool." 

"Open your mouth." His eyes go dark for a second and you roll yours. "Do it." 

You plant the last cookie in his mouth and flop onto the bedspread. "Go. Shower. I'll clean up the kitchen." 

The house creaks at night. Sometimes the sounds make the hair on your neck stand on end, but you simply squeeze Ralph and drift back to sleep. In the haze of a dream you think you hear something small and glass break a few rooms over but you can't hold onto your memories for long like this. 

Except tonight there is more than sounds. Beneath the smell of your body wash on Ralph's skin, something tickles the back of your throat. It's acrid and raw pulling you from the fringes of sleep into reality fast. You sniff the air and the scent seems to grow ten times stronger. It's like… it's like… 

You shake Ralph by the shoulder. He doesn't stir an inch. The smell is so strong you're choking on it. You grab Ralph and shake him like a doll until he bursts into wakefulness. 

"What? What?!" 

"Do you smell that?" 

"What?" His eyes are completely unfocused, face pinched in annoyance. 

"It smells like…" you turn on the bedside lamp much to his dismay. "It's like gasoline or something." 

Ralph growls and rubs at his eyes. "Exhaust fumes maybe. Ralph! We have to get up– we have to get out!" 

Somehow you manage to drag him out of bed and down the stairs. The smell gets weaker but it's still there burning in your nostrils like actual fire. Your eyes search frantically for that yellow orange flicker in every room to no avail. It doesn't ease your fear. 

"Come on." You push Ralph outside and the man almost falls off the wrap-around porch. His eyes are glued shut, legs shaking as he stands, and trapped in that sleep state. 

You rack your brain for ideas. Is the car on fire? Should you check the garage? Do you have a working fire extinguisher? There's one in the garage by the door but you doubt it's up to date. 

"Ralph baby please wake up, I need you…" 

You cling to his arm and he manages to crack one eye open. "The fuck is going on?" 

"Something's wrong," you stutter, "I think he's here."

Ralph opened his other eye and looked at you. His head swiveled to and fro over his shoulders, trying to peer out into the dark cover of night to find anyone lurking in the dark. His grip on your arm is tight, almost hurts. He looks back at you, puzzled. 

"Where?" 

You didn't know where, in fact you don't know why you said that. He had no idea where the two of you were. For all you know he might not even be a he at all. You've never met them but you're haunted by them. 

You shake your head and focus on the danger of now. "Fumes. I woke up and it smelled like exhaust fumes in our room." 

"I didn't smell anything," Ralph says. 

You growl. "I did. We need to call someone, we can't go back in the house. What if it's filled with gas and there is an open flame somewhere?" 

Ralph looks around then tries to walk past you towards the door. You catch him with a look of disbelief. 

"Did you not just hear a single word I said?!" 

Ralph sweeps your bruising grip from his arm. He keeps walking but he never breaks eye contact with you. He's definitely awake now. 

"If there's fumes, it's coming from the garage. Lord knows you're not going to let me look knowing that," he says stepping past the threshold into the mud closet next to the kitchen, "so we need to call someone." 

He picks up the phone from its cradle and dials 9-1-1. "Unless you have some secret satelite phone hidden in the barn, I'm all ears on how we call someone…" 

He's right. He's being an asshole about it but he's right. You can smell the fumes as you step in, desperate not to be far from him no matter what happens. Ralph plucks the housecoat from the hook by the door and fits it around your shoulders. You didn't realize you were shivering. 

The sheriff comes out tonight and it's half past 2 am. You and Ralph are waiting outside, a reasonable distance from the house in case an explosion was imminent but it never came. Sheriff Laughton brought a fire team and they searched the house. 

Travis–  as he asked them to call him– asked a few meandering questions. Ralph held your hand and answered as many as he dared, looking to you for the questions you could answer better. They both noticed your thousand yard stare but said nothing. 

Travis came back with the fire team and a long, befuddled face. "They checked over every inch of that house and didn't find anything except a broken lightbulb in the laundry closet." 

Ralphie did not return your gaze, instead he asked. "Nothing at all?" 

Travis scratched his head. "If there was something, it's gone now. I might have your cars looked at just in case, there's a mechanic about 10 miles yonder I can give you directions to." 

Ralph's hand smoothed over your shoulder to try warming you up. "No, no that's OK, I have a mechanic right here." 

You slap his chest for teasing you but your weak smile falls not a moment later. How can that be? They found nothing? Had you imagined the whole thing? But it had felt so real… 

By the time you brought your mind back to the present, you found Ralph had moved you to the kitchen and offered Travis a cup of coffee for his troubles. The fire team was packed up and driving off the property, leaving only the sheriff's cruiser out in that empty night. 

"Ralph," you whispered over the sink. "I think we should call Reagan…" 

"No." 

You blinked. He hadn't even taken a second to consider it, just… dismissed you out of hand like you were an annoyance. You crossed your arms over your chest and glared. 

"If you won't, I will." 

Ralph beat you to the phone and blocked your path, you glimpsed Travis standing awkwardly in the door but paid him no more than a passing thought. 

This was about to get ugly. 

"I. Am not crazy." You keep your voice low but the quiver of anger still seeps through. "I know what I smelled. It was real. If you're not going to ask for help, then fine, but do not stand in my way because of your pride." 

Ralph had that look in his eyes– the dangerous look. "Oh, honey, no… I told you– we are not calling Reagan." 

He kept shaking his head minutely, like it was the only thing keeping him from screaming. "That's final. I mean it, baby. I will lock you in that fucking basement if you touch that phone. I will burn this fucking house down before I let you even look at that dial." 

Your jaw hit the floor but before you could protest, Ralph had your arm in a death grip as he began to drag you out into the hallway. He was probably trying to push you to the bedroom but his out of character threat had rocked you. 

"Let me go," you growled, "Ralph! Stop it!" 

Travis called out to you two and you tried to wipe that innate look of fear from your face. Ralph seemed to snap out of it a bit when he realized you weren't alone and he finally released your arm. It didn't stop him from bending over you until his nose brushed yours and in a growl commanded you to go upstairs. 

Now is not the time to cry. Crying right now feels like weakness. You're not sad– you're fucking furious with him right now. But you're not about to make a bigger scene in front of this cop, so you push past him and head for the stairs. 

The blood racing in your veins is making your face hot and head pound. You can hear Ralph follow you up shortly, likely to continue the argument further but you are beyond listening at this point. You turn just in time to see him look at you funny– why are you mad?-- before slamming the door so hard you hear the wood around the lock almost splinter. 

He doesn't try the door. The light of the hallway goes out and you listen to him sigh as he heads for the couch to sleep on. You throw yourself onto your bed alone and cry into your pillow until exhaustion takes you to a dreamless black sleep.

Tag list: @werwulfy @fundamentally-lazy @escape-your-grape @go-commander-kim @mimiscappinisideblog

[sugarydolli]

Orange Juice | [REPOST]

Title ~ Orange Juice

Word Count ~ 2k

Pairings ~ Leon x Chubby!reader

Warnings ~ Body shaming, Bullying

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-

"Come on Y/N," junko smirked "hes never gonna like you if your fat, keep throwing it up." You pushed slightly on your stomach to trigger more vomit.

With Junko standing behind you, taunting you as your breakfast pushed passed your lips.

You could see Mukuro start gather tissue for you to wipe your mouth off with.

-

You sat in class one day as the teacher rambled about nothing you cared about. The sun ran over the curve of your cheeks and lit up your (E/C) eyes as you were deep in thought.

"What if I was smaller"

"Would I be prettier?"

"Would he notice me?"

Not even noticing that class was over until two particular known sisters made their way over to you.

Junko slapped her hand down on your desk taking you out of your thoughts. Her sinister smile was a clear warning of her intentions which were obvious to you.

You expected nothing but harsh words, more things to make you regret your weight. But she unexpectedly had other plans.

Junko came to you as if she wanted to help you. She said she could make you look pretty. In your desperate state of mind you accepted.

Ever since then her way of making "pretty" was meeting her outside of the bathroom every 2-3 hours, practically shoving you face into a toilet and forcing you to gag your meals.

-

"Hey Junko.." you said weakly, your stomach aching being the 5th week you skipped lunch. "Did you ever find out what type of girls Leon is into?"

She thought about it while she chewed her food. "Why of course I did, and you know what he told me?"

You were practically leaning over the table, dying to know what the baseball player told her. "He said and I quote, "tight waisted bimbos with huge tits" end quote."

It felt like a spear ran threw your heart as you sunk into deep thought. "I'm sure he'll like you for who you are rather than what your physical appearance is Y/N."

"You filthy liar! I told her exactly what he told me."

"But Junko I was right ther-"

"Shut up!"

The thoughts in your head shut you out from the twins bickering. Your mind festering on the idea of fitting into Leon's type.

The sadness you felt turned into determination. Thinking about how you can cut out a few more meals, and exercise even more times a day. Wearing extremely heavy hoodies in raging hot weather to shed.

You were determined by the end of this month you'd fit his standards.

"Junko,"

Standing up, you caught her attention before she shot another insult to Mukuro. "I think I'm ready now."

A large malicious smirk panned across her face, rising up from her seat. "Let's go."

-

You shoved two fingers down your throat, nearly missing your uvula. Not much at first shot out but as you progressed more and more came out as your throat burned.

Beginning to feel dizzy, you leaned against the bathroom stall. Not having the energy to continue the assault on your throat. Once you gained your composure you restarted, plunging fingering back into your throat. Murkuro held your hair back away from your face as Junko unbeknownst to you recorded your gagging.

You finished up rather quickly, wiping spit from the corner of your mouth. You rummaged through your backpack looking for your tooth brush.

You walked over to the sink ignoring a few girls who just walked in stares of confusion. The first thing you noticed was your cheeks, usually a soft looking round was now turning hallow.

Your body over all seemed to be getting slimmer over the past few weeks. So much so you'd start to get compliments and praised.

For once you've felt good about yourself, Confident.

...

Until, from an anonymous account you were exposed. Several videos of you forcing yourself to barf was posted on this account.

"This you?"

Mukuro texted you while you got dressed in your uniform. Sending the account.

As if the multiple videos weren't enough, pictures of your dazed expression began circulating. Tears threatened your eyes, you reported each video and picture one by one.

-/-

You went into school, head hung low as whispers and giggles could be heard around you.

You would look up to see several faces looking at you with disgust, some occasionally with pity.

Ultimately, you decided that you weren't gonna let this stop you from reaching your goal. Even if it was draining you.

Today being mile day in PE made you teensy bit woozy, but still you convinced yourself of the "benefits"

-

The long track taunted you, seeming like it stretched for miles. "You've never seen any interest in mile before, Y/N..are you sure." Your PE teacher placed a hand on your shoulder, giving you a understanding look.

You nodded gulping slowly before starting to sprint. At first it wasn't as bad (you told yourself) as you got about half way down the long course.

Your eyes were starting to get a bit heavy as you tried regulating your breath. The temperature only seemed to get hotter as you tried to block out the feelings.

"Was this a heat wave?" You asked your as you tried to push through. Darkness seemed to be clouding over your vision rather quickly.

And surely you passed out.

-

Condensation slid down your face making you wince. You blinked a few times before taking in the bright light on the ceiling.

You rose up quickly only to be pushed right back down. The school nurse, Mikan, giving a frighten shriek from your sudden movement.

"Please let me help you get up." Her worried tone, placing a hand on your back while you rose. "You passed out on the field." A quiver still in her voice.

Panic started to rise in your gut. "I..I did?" You didn't want to believe her words, seeing it more as an embarrassment than an health concern.

"A teacher carried you here with the help of a student." Mikan tried calming you down to prevent any other health problems.

Sadly her efforts wasted as you began to worry yourself on who the student was. Your nightmares only coming true when Leon suddenly walked through the door.

"Mikan is she alright? I heard talkin' and" Your eyes met sending a rush of pink to your cheeks. His pale blue orbs gazed into your F/C ones.

"Are you... alright?" Leon's gaze never leaving your eyes. Lips quivering to much for a verbal answer, you nodded.

Tears brimmed your eye line, you didn't want to met like this. This wasn't supposed to be this way. But his next words caught you off guard.

"Good. hate to see a pretty girl like yourself hurt." He followed up with a wink before sliding out of the office.

Awe casted on your face causing you jaw to open slightly. You were in shock, not even hearing Mikan rambling.

-

Once you were released from Mikan's office you headed to your locker. You managed to pick your jaw up off the floor but shock and awe still lingered.

You opened your locker open-mindedly. A small blush colored envelope fell out, you practically tore it open to see in somewhat messy handwriting:

A actual compliment..did I hit my head that hard? Am I in a coma?

Hey cutie ;), I'd call myself a hero for saving you today. How about you reward me with a little date later today?

- Leon

A squeal errupted from your mouth causing whoever around you a confused look. You were to caught up in your joy to even realize Junko and Mukuro making their way over.

A hand placed firmly onto your shoulder, turning you around to face them forcefully.

"Whaddya got there Y/N?"

Junko's tone too sweet for her own good, you held the letter up slowly in which she snatched it. "This has to be a fake." She said without looking.

Eyes widening, you look the letter back reading it over for any indications. The thought of this being some prank didn't even register to you.

"Well if you are going you know what you have to do" Her tone lowering to something darker. You have her a nod before once again walking to the dreadful bathroom.

You've grown tired of these plain walls as you stick a few fingers once again down your throat. Your senses activated causing you to hurl.

Junko chuckled, getting a sick sort of kick out your suffering. Mukuro narrowing her eyes at her sister, quickly sending a text to someone.

About five minutes later the sound of the bathroom door being slammed open caused you to rip your fingers out of your mouth.

Various shouts coming from behind the stall door as it was suddenly swung open. Leon stood in the frame with ishimaru not far behind.

The sudden appearance caught Junko off guard, almost dropping her phone. "Leon you can't just-" The short haired male turned his attention to the scene.

"Y/N...what are you doing?" Leon's face in confusion, you quickly wiped any remaining spittle off your chin before turning around completely.

Leon bent down, wiping your cheeks with his thumb. "I don't give a shit about your body, I like you just the way you are." He lifts you up, giving you a hug.

"Nothing, just a-" Junko was quick to cut you off. "A hard case of bulimia." Your hair fell down into your face, Junko continued to laugh.

She spoke in a bragging fashion as she told the two men of your dirty secret. Tears brimmed your lash line seeing Leon's eyebrows furrowed in disgust.

"And the funny part about it is...she it did all for you!" Leon's eyes widened, his mouth almost fell open as he quietly repeated her last few words.

"You told me that he likes small waisted girls and I-" a sob breaking your sentence, you fell down onto the bathroom floor sobbing uncontrollably. You felt hands gently pry your hands off your face.

Your usual small pink envelope fell right into your hands, causing a smile to stretch across your face.

You snuggle into his neck, now happy tears rolling down your cheeks.

- timeskip brought to you by the iconic cheez duo -

- about a month later

"You know, Princesses are usually found in castles. How'd I meet you here?"

Cheesy. You smirk to yourself before feeling large arms wrapped around you. Leon placed a kiss to your temple, filling spinning you around for a kiss to the lips.

"I guess the answer to your question would be, sometimes princesses get bored for waiting on their prince." Leon chuckled, sneaking in another kiss. "Well, it's not easy  finding the right princess."

His hand instinctively latched onto your as you two walked down the hall to your first period.

-

Leon doesn't like you cause of your skin, your weight, or your face. He likes you because of you.

-

Uhh I know the themes in this got like really fucking dark and usually I don't like to to talk about these topics cause all around this is supposed to be a happier book and shit like that but it was actually requested of me once before.

I thought it was time to get out of my comfort zone and address this. You all are beautiful no matter what you look like, your body doesn't define you!! Your beauty inside and out. And if anyone tells you otherwise me and cheez will beat the- I mean kindly slap them around with kindness.

Anyways I love you all and everyone around you should to! You don't have to fit into what someone wants you to for them to love you. If they really love you, they'd love you for you! Appearance doesn't matter in love!! ((Praying I'm saying the right things))

And it is okay if you do wanna change how look. Just use the reader as an example not to do, please don't hurt yourself or take the easy route. Please choose healthy and non harmful ways to improve on your already beautiful self.

I'm really not good at this so I hope this little message didn't offend, comfort is nawt my strong suit BUT I love you all tremendously and I'll always be here no matter what.

- Cheez it chan & Cheez <3

-

[palaugranetes]

🔵BLAUGRANETS🔴

Oscar: GUYS!!

JC: I swear if you say another quiz I am virtually punching you in the face.

Ronald: No!

Oscar: Not you

Ronald: 😒

Ansu: Ooohh problem in paradise??

Ronald: Hush

Oscar: Remember when Ronron said that he knows how to use a washingmachine and all that bs?

Arnau: No?

Oscar: WELL HE SAID IT.

Oscar: I wanted to prove myself right. Because I knew he was BSing.. and I WAS!

Ronald: You really did the most just for this??

Oscar: I HAD TO PROVE MYSELF RIGHT. I WAS, I AM AND I ALWAYS WILL BE RIGHT

Ansu: Stop shouting bro it's almost midnight!

Ansu: @Iñaki needs his beautysleep😂

Arnau: You really needed to @ him huh..

Iñaki: 😒

Oscar: Point is, I was right.. back to whatever the hell y'all were or were not doing 😌😌

Ronald: The level of pettiness...

Ronald: You've been hanging out too much with Riqui

Oscar: Maybe so

Pedri: Don't make him angry.. he might kick you like he did the Sevilla bench.

Ilaix: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

JC: You never cease to surprise me bro.

Ronald: I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?! What the heck was that!?!

Ansu: 😂Comedy gold, that's what that was

Pedri: 🤭🤭🤭🤭

20 March 2021

Sergiño: Plot twist to end all plot twists.

Ronald: I hate all of you, I'm going to sleep.. SMFH

Ansu: Night night Smaller non-green Hulk 💚

Ronald: Shut up 🖤

Pedri: Night night

.......

Dembz: Good morning morons

Dembz: We ready for tomorrow?

Riqui: Anoeta

Ilaix: Yep

Carlitos: Good luck

Francisco: 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Dembz: I have a good feeling about it.

Sergiño: 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

____________

Riqui: Discounts are great Marc. I am right.

Riqui: Even Frenkie agrees.

Riqui:

Frenkie: 🤝🏻

Ilaix: Thanks for the meme.

Ansu: Marc was trying to be all nice and sweet

Ansu: and then @Frenkie just went for the kill😂

Ansu:

Oscar: Brutal honesty. Where is that energy here?

Frenkie: I always am, what do you mean.

Oscar: Okay, hair and beard, do I keep them?

Frenkie: No.. you look like an alternate version of Sergio Ramos.

Frenkie: No offense.

Oscar: OUCH

Ansu: Sheesh 😂

Frenkie: You asked me.

Riqui: You did not just mention him..

Riqui:

Frenkie: And?

Carlitos: Good luck

Riqui: Bud.. why would you ask for retaliation

Frenkie: I WAS ASKED.

Ronald: 🙂🙂

Iñaki: Say someone else!

Dembz: MARC WHAT.. I always need the stuff I buy.

JC: So the aquarium style coffee table was something you needed?!

Dembz: Yes

Ilaix: For what exactly?

Dembz: Aesthetics

JC: 🤦🏽‍♂️

Riqui: Frenks stoooop

Riqui:

JC: Can we not talk about him please? He is like Rumpelstiltskin.

Ilaix: Explain

JC: Say his name three times and he'll pop up out of nowhere.

JC: And no one wants that.

Sergiño: Actually I'm okay with it

Francisco: Same here

Ronald: Yeah

Iñaki: *stress*

Frenkie: Again, I was not wrong. Idk how he has time to breathe

Arnau: "JC: And no one wants that." I think you are the only one

Carlitos: 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

21 March 2021

Ansu: CONGRATS BRO!!! 🔥🔥🔥 @Sergiño

Iñaki: I honestly don't know how Marc has not punched Jordi yet..

Ansu: Nah he's a sweetheart.

Iñaki: I would have

Ansu: Sure you would

Iñaki: I WOULD!

Ansu: Mhm

22 March 2021

Iñaki:😒

Pedri: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 @Sergiño

Ronald: The real question is @Frenkie how are you feeling?

Frenkie: Frenkie has checked out. He is not available at this moment, talk to him in 4 business days.

Oscar: Yikes

Pedri: INTERNATIONAL BREAK

Frenkie: 🙃🧡🙃

Francisco: Get some sleep bro. We're gonna be quiet.

Frenkie: ❤

---------

Pedri: @Oscar I really need you to cut your and trim that beard.. Please.

Ansu: So you saw him up close and personal

Pedri: Yep.. Not like I hadn't before, but there is someone to compare him to now and I don't like it

Oscar: 😒😒😒

Ilaix: So how was that encounter?

Pedri: It was alright. Didn't talk to him much.

Ilaix: Did you tell him to go easy on your legs in 19 days?

Pedri: He said all's fair in Love and El Clasico

Ilaix: BUT IT IS NOT

Pedri: I KNOW

Riqui: Good luck. Thankfully (sadly) I will be watching from the stands.

Pedri: I'll be fine

Carlitos: Yes you will

---------

Frenkie: Update.. I've slept 3 hours.

Iñaki: 😫😫😫😫

Frenkie: I'm good I'm good.

Ronald: take a nap during the day

Frenkie: I'm good bro.

Ansu: Are you?

Frenkie: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Ansu: Right

Dembz: Ciao morons! See you in 2 weeks

23 March 2021

Ansu: Now what are we supposed to do.

Iñaki: 🤷🏼‍♂️

Iñaki: But seriously, how are you feeling bro?

Ansu: 🙃

Ilaix: That's encouraging.

Ansu: I mean I don't know, there will be tests and all that to see where we go from there

Ilaix: 🤞🏿����🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿

Iñaki: Hopefully they come out optimistic🤞🏻🤞🏻

Ansu: ❤❤❤

.......

JC: Guys do any of you know how to remove an oil stain off of cotton?

Ilaix: How

Carlitos: What did you do?

JC: I spilled oil on my shirt.

Oscar: Ask Ronron he is an expert in doing laundry.

Ansu: 😂😂😂😂

Carlitos: But why did you?

JC: I was trying to cook

Carlitos: And you thought it was a good idea?!

JC: At the time, yes

Carlitos: 👏🏻

JC: I DID NOT ASK FOR OPINIONS I ASKED FOR ADVICE

JC: So if you don't have any advice.. hush and let me think

Ansu: A day of firsts I see

JC:🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

Ansu: 🤗🤗🤗

Carlitos: I'll send you what you need to do on pm @JC

JC: Merci!!❤❤

Oscar: such a dad

24 March 2021

Ronald: Bro.. you need to sleep @Frenkie

Ronald: This has gone on far too long

Ronald: You're gonna end up like me

Ronald: And we do not want that

Frenkie: How.. I cannot.

Francisco: Just say you aren't feeling well.

Frenkie: But I am

Francisco: You are not bro

Riqui: You really are not Frenks, you need a break.

Frenkie: 😣😣😣😣

Oscar: I MEAN COME ON.. THEY NEED TO REALIZE IT BY NOW

Ronald: 🙃🙃

Iñaki: I honestly don't know how you are able to function bud

Iñaki: It really is admirable.. I could never

Ansu: Have you slept at all @Frenkie?

Frenkie: I have

Ronald: How much?

Frenkie: I have

Oscar: HOW MANY HOURS

Frenkie: 8 hours

Ronald: Good. That's not bad

Frenkie: in 2 days.

Ronald: What the fuck

Frenkie: 🙂

Ronald: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SAY A WORD PAST 22:00 PM TONIGHT OR I WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES

Oscar: Like the Sevilla bench?

Ansu: Yes Sir smaller non-green Hulk sir! 🙅🏿‍♂️

Ronald: Exactly. Try me.

Ansu: 😧

Frenkie: 😂😂😂❤❤

Francisco: Agreed.

[imo-chan-imagines]

『 Haikyuu!! Week 2020 | Day 2 』

· Sept. 26th → One Ball, Heart and Soul ·

Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Testurou Kuroo, Bokuto Koutarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Oikawa Tooru, Terushima Yuuji

Prompts: A. favourite position/role + B. travel/journey

Tags/warnings: Haikyuu!! (anime), PG, fluff, crack, headcanons, HaikyuuWeek2020

A/N: I found it so hard to pick a favourite position/role, because they're all so interesting and important, and I love everyone 😭 But I settled on the role of captain because of the headcanons I thought of. Captain Sqaud, assemble! So, want to find out what these boys are like on a road trip?

(Just to be clear, I do love all these guys. None of this is hate 😂) All my Haikyuu Week 2020 posts will be SFW, but I have some NSFW stuff on my blog, too. Feel free to check that out~ Thanks for reading! Please enjoy ♡ Imo~

☆ Sawamura Daichi ☆

Dad-chi™

Comes prepared with all the food, drinks, snacks, med kit, camera – literally everything you could possibly need on a road trip

Plans out the route beforehand down to the tiniest detail nothing gets past this man

As well as multiple backup routes in case there's diversions etc.

Plans for regular breaks at two-hour intervals where everyone can pee, stretch their legs, buy anything they need, etc.

He's the one who's driving he's not letting anybody else get a scratch on his van, lmao

And he's good at it

No speeding he's a cop, y'all but he doesn't dawdle either, no running red lights, turns corners well, keeps an even foot on the gas, etc.

Just a good time, tbh

Nobody is getting car sick because of him that would be a damn disgrace

"Stop fighting right now, or I'm turning this van around"

And will actually do it if you don't stfu, lmfao

Don't even think about making a mess and dropping your rubbish in the van you'll be walking home

Everyone else thinks his music is boring and for old people, but Daichi honestly doesn't care

Besides, it's either that or no music at all, because he needs to concentrate on the road

He takes this shit seriously. People's lives are in his hands, dammit!

☆ Testurou Kuroo ☆

Likes to switch between driving and riding shotgun/being designated navigator

Is fairly decent at both

Is constantly eating something but, like, he probably doesn't even know what it is

Some kind of edible is shoved towards his mouth by whoever's riding shotgun, and in it goes shut up. Not like that, you cretins 😂

Somehow manages to behave like an overbearing grandparent and an overexcited child at the same time?? Nothing new there, I guess 😂

I'm sorry, Kuroo, I love you. Please don't be mad 😭

Has a banging playlist full of throwback songs from the 90s and early 2000s

Drums along sofly on the steering wheel or dashboard constantly

HATES driving in rain he's low-key terrified he's going to aquaplane

Likes driving with the windows wound down and feeling the wind in his hair

Will plan the route, but then forget to save it/print it off, etc.

Cannot work Google Maps or SAT-NAVs to save his life Kenma, please help him

Actually packs properly balanced meals, but is heavy on the snacks, too

You'd think he'd drive too fast, but he's actually really responsible

Constantly telling dad jokes to try and keep people amused the groaners are the best

Would probably fight someone at the gas station if they started being a dick and causing trouble

Kuroo, baby. I love you, but please don't get arrested 😭😂��

☆ Bokuto Koutarou ☆

Dear God, do NOT let him drive leave it to Akaashi, I'm begging you

Has really bad spacial awareness in a vehicle and drifts all over the place

Probably speeds without even knowing it, too

Likes to ride shotgun, but is a terrible navigator, so is nearly always made to ride in the back

Is the loud one that moves around too much and blocks the rear view mirror strap him in tight, Akaashi

Belts along at the top of his voice to whatever music is playing, he's not fussy

Was told to pack essential items in his backpack and proceeded to fill it with sweets and snacks and a pack of condoms??? and thought he did good

Bokuto: Bro, you said they were essential

Akaashi: NOT FOR EVERY SITUATION

Rarely ever has to pee, but when he does, it's always miles away from any service station, and he has to hold it for hours

Has definitely peed at the side of the road multiple times because he couldn't hold it any longer, but he wasn't even embarrassed as numerous cars zoomed past

Likes sticking his head out the window like a dog on the motorway which gives everyone else heart attacks

Like, get the hell back inside you maniac 😭

If the car has a sunroof, he's 100% standing up through it with his hands in the air just you try and stop him

And they will. Everyone will try

"HORSES!!"

Will get out of the car in traffic jams to find out what's going on and end up chatting with random strangers until it starts moving again

And he's very sad when he has to leave his new friends. Droopy hair and emo Kou for the next 2 hours :(

Unironically enjoys playing 'I Spy' for hours at a time

Is a bit much to handle in such a confined space for hours on end, but he's just so excited for the road trip

Will fall sound asleep in a matter of minutes if you set him up with a travel pillow and it's freaking adorable!!

☆ Ushijima Wakatoshi ☆

No music whatsoever it's distracting. Why would he want it?

Okay driver, brilliant paper-map navigator

Will sit and do absolutely nothing but stare out the window the entire trip if he's neither

Breaks too hard and accelerates too fast, though

Is also kind of heavy-handed with the gear stick he may or may not have snapped one off before...

Never give him a SAT-NAV, though, because he will follow the directions with 100% accuracy and end up driving through a wall or some shit don't try and deny it

Does he ever even blink when he's looking at the road? We may never know

Might be astral projecting, who knows

Forgets people need toilet breaks but refuses to make unscheduled stops

"Just hold it in"

Uh-huh, sure. That's how that works, Toshi

No snacks

Or rather, no fun snacks. Protein bars and mineral water all the way, babyyyy 🙃🙃🙃

Could probably drive all through the night without taking any breaks but that's irresponsible

Don't do it, kids

Will likely devour the entire KFC menu at the service station he's big, okay? He eats a lot

Is prone to leg cramp after long drives oh look, he needs a massage 😏

Doesn't get car sick. Ever. Upset stomachs are for the weak

Has garbage and recycling pouches on the backs of the front seats use them correctly, or feel his wrath

Isn't exactly a barrel of laughs, but it's somehow endearing just like always *happy sigh*

But it's actually a good thing

There's no hidden side to Ushi or any bad or annoying habits that come out of the woodwork on a long road trip

He's just the same old reliable, adorably straightforward Ushijima ❤

☆ Oikawa Tooru ☆

Calls shotgun and demands the aux cord every. Single. Time but it's pretty decent music, so no-one really complains

Not that he's any good at navigation pray for Iwa-chan

Is constantly taking selfies, making TikToks, and documenting the trip on his social media

#ROADTRIP #SQUAD GOALS #BETTER THAN YOU

Will send all the photos in the group chat when it's over, and they actually come out pretty well

Will not stop complaining if the air conditioning is busted and Iwa-chan will threaten to dump him in the middle of nowhere if he doesn't can it 😂

Iwa-chan: I shoulda left you on that street corner where you were standing

Oikawa: But'cha dIDN'T

Bonus points if you get that reference, lmao

Has to keep taking breaks because his butt hurts when he sits down for too long because it's fLaT

I'm sorry, Tooru 😭😭 Forgive me. I love you, really

Is constantly on his phone

But he points out pretty views and interesting sights to everyone all the time awww

Low-key needs to pee all the time, but gets defensive if someone brings it up please stop bulling him, travelling is hard

"Are we there yet?"

Seems kind of annoying, but is actually just genuinely excited to go on a road trip and spend time with his friends 😭😭

Buys matching souvenirs for everyone in secret to surprise them with 🥺

When people complain about all the photos, souvenirs, and enthusiasm, etc. and ask why he has to keep doing it, Oikawa says:

"I want to remember as much of this as possible. I want us all to remember as much of this as much as possible," with a sweet little smile 😭😭😭

And that's when everyone realises how mean they've been to him about being over-the-top and irritating, and they all feel terrible

Just like in the freaking anime, man

☆ Terushima Yuuji ☆

Will hijack the aux cord to play his incredibly niche music taste

Feet up on the dashboard when he rides shotgun

Shoes on is bad enough, but shoes off just stinks up the entire car you have to roll all the windows down, lmfao

Will break all sorts of road laws if you let him behind the wheel please don't

Daichi will come and arrest him 😭😭

Lives on energy drinks

That's all the drinks he packs. Nothing else

Travels in sports wear and sliders yes, even though you reallly shouldn't drive in sandals

Like he knows or cares 😭

Will chat to girls at the gas station and ask for their numbers, even though he's never going to see them again

"You never know, man! It could be, like, fate or something"

Yes, Yuuji, you do. And it's 'or something'

Thinks it's a good time to sext his current booty call because, like, he has hours of free time. What else is he going to do?

Probably forgot to pack actual food

Has to live off of snacks and cheap service station food for the duration of the trip

But not his own snacks, of course. Everyone else's one doesn't keep friends and buy one's own snacks

Genuinely doesn't realise if he's being gross or annoying, so let him down lightly like a bro and he'll probably make an effort to stop

Doesn't plan the route or anything, even if he's driving. Just punches it into Google Maps as he sits his ass down on the day and trusts it to get him there in one piece and on time

Entire Johzenji team: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...

For some reason knows how to change a flat tire, though, so he's good for something, I guess 😂😂

Probably saw a YouTube video on it. Maybe a WikiHow article

Somehow still manages to be an endearing part of the trip??

He smiles a lot and makes a lot of jokes, particularly when things go wrong, so it keeps everyone's spirits up

It definitely wouldn't be the same without him

© imo-chan-imagines 2020

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About Face..

~Your POV~

It's a Sunday, Aka the one chill day of the week for you. You're taking a break from your busy week and nonstop work to just rest and relax at your apartment in LA, you were just returning from your trip to the cute little vegan shop as you returned to your apartment with the groceries.

"I'M BACK!!!" You swung the door open and yelled at the top of your lungs just to annoy her.

"Goddamn! OkAAyYY!!" Your roommate Ashley half-yelled back as she got startled. She was feeding the fish in the tiny fish bowl y'all purchased on a wild, drunk night out. To this day, neither of you had a clue as to why you bought it.

You took off your jacket and was left in your white tee and shorts, you always preferred to dress comfortably ESPECIALLY on a Sunday. You set the groceries down and started putting things away and it was Ashley's turn to act crazy, she was jumping up and down and she started a rant about how excited she was for her make up line aboutfacebeauty to launch next week.

"OMGOMG Y/N I'm so excited I think I'm gonna explode!!Ican'twaitforittolaunchdoyouthinkthefanswilllikeit??whatiftheydont??whatifitdoesntworkout??"

"Omg Ash relax!" You gently told her, "everyone's obviously going to love it cause everything you do is amazing, and that shits gonna sell out so fast H. I hope y'all have enough in stock, and your devoted army of fans are gonna love it love it love it, and 100% sure of that."

You've had a crush on Ashley for a long time now. You thought it was just an infatuation at first and tried to let it go, but the feelings never went away. You've never spoken with your friends about your sexuality and honestly you don't think they even knew you were gay. (not to mention extremely into H) You never told her how you felt cause obviously she'll never feel the same, she was WAYY too attractive and amazing for you. The way her mind worked and just how talented she was absolutely blew your brains out. You didn't wanna risk losing her as a friend so for now you'll just have to settle for being her roommate.

"Okay fine." She huffed like a toddler, 'omg she's so cute' you thought to yourself, nope. Shut up y/n. Shush.

You started to walk away from her when she suddenly gasped dramatically, "I JUST HAD THE GREATEST IDEA" she screamed. You turned around to face her, "what is it". She had a sneaky grin on her face which worried you.. what was she up to.. "You know.. I need some practice if I'm going to launch this makeup line.. I should hone my makeup skills.. on someone else's face ya know, and you're the only someone else around" she said while wriggling her eyebrows at me.

"Oh no.. hell no! No way Ashley! NO WAY OVER MY DEAD BODY!" Growing up as a tomboy you've always had a distaste towards make up, and no, you didn't hate the people who wore it, you just thought it didn't look good on you. You never wore it unless you absolutely had to and that was just a bit of foundation and some eyeliner maybe.

You started to run away from her, she chased you like a serial killer. You sprinted for your life, "NO ASHLEY FRANGIPANE I'M NOT DOING THIS GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE" you shrieked as you ran away from her. As you were passing the couch to run towards your room and lock yourself in away from this monster, you tripped over a bag on the floor. It was better to fall on the couch than to smack your face on the floor so you tried to balance yourself using the couch.

That was when Ashley pounced on you, she grabbed you and pushed you on the couch, she immediately sat on you knowing you work out and she must keep you from escaping in case you tried to overpower her. You were laid out on the couch facing her, who was sitting on you.. the view was amazing.. Ashleys hair falling around her face.. her perfectly cut jawline.. you realized the position you were in and immediately turned red.

"Now.." Ashley spoke in a slow taunting way "you, shall be my newest makeup experiment.."

"NO ASHLEY HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME, I DON'T WANNA WEAR MAKE UP, LET ME GO. THIS IS HARASSMENT!!" I shrieked.

Ashley just giggled at your response "Stop freaking out so much it's just make up it's not gonna kill you" she said,

"IDONTCAREIDONTWANNAWEARIT" you replied.

She suddenly looked sad, she pouted, turned on her puppy dog eyes and said "Please y/n.. can you please do this for me.. Please it'll look so good on you! Your tan brown skin and amazing curls, your dark brown eyes and sharp jawline!" Your tried to hide the way her gush of complements made you feel. God I hope I'm not smirking like an idiot.

The position you two were still in was turning you on and that made you extremely uncomfortable. And you were struggling to hold your shit together.

Fine. Anything to get out of this position.

"Fine." You repeated out loud with an eye roll.

"YESSS!!" She shrieked while jumping off of you (finally), " stay right there!! Don't move a muscle! I'll grab the maakeeuuuuupp" she said while running to her room. 'Great'. You thought, 'no escape now'.

She immediately returned with her makeup box thingy. "omygod how much makeup does that thing hold?? How long is this gonna take H?? Don't you think it's too much??" You started complaining even before she could begin. "Jeeesus y/n, just relax. It won't take long" she replied as if a school teacher trying to calm down a toddler.

She sat next to you on the couch, she asked you to turn facing her. Your legs were touching. 'Oh god what did I get myself into' you mentally smacked yourself in the head for being so stupid. She had been working on your face with her makeup for 5 minutes which felt like eternity when she scowled and said, "ugh I can't seem to balance myself and it's ruining the whole thing!! And you're too far from me" she said, clearly frustrated. "Um..ok-so what should I do.?" You asked clearly unsure of what was happening "oh no it's not you *insert nickname*, I just need to be balanced and closer to you, otherwise it's gonna get ruined" why did she not look you in the eyes when she said that, which was very unusual for her. And you're no Jeffree Star but how close do makeup artists have to get to put makeup on people. Something was sus. Very sus.

You went along with it anyway, "okay so what do we do?" She suddenly straddled you, you were taken by surprise and was powerless to do anything but look at her in shock. 'Okay y/n calm down, this is just about the makeup she's not into you it's all just in your head'. "This ok?" She asked you without fully looking at you, was that shyness? Ashley Frangipane shy? No way. Get out of your head y/n goddammit!

"Mmm no it's fine" you managed to muster out. She continued to work with the makeup on you. Time seemed to have slowed and sped up as well as you were very uncomfortable but enjoying the position at the same time, every once in a while eyes would wander from your eyes to your lips. And when you catch her doing that she would immediately get back to the task at hand with a very concentrated face. 'Okay...y/n so you're more delusional than ever.' You thought to yourself. You yourself couldn't help but admire her features, her Greek goddess-like cheekbones, her beautiful eyes that seemed to be constantly changing color, her amazing skin color inherited by mixing her two parents skin colors to perfection, her lashes, her eyebrows and your personal favorite.. her freckles. It was all on display for you to gawk at like a creep and you couldn't help yourself but stare. She seemed to have noticed what you were doing and both of you locked eyes.. she slowly set her makeup brush down without looking away. She suddenly grabbed you by the neck and passionately kissed you. You couldn't react, all the feelings you've been storing for years and years got the best of you and you were frozen in your own body. The kiss felt like heaven but she pulled away. She looked at you, you couldn't say anything. Her eyes filled with tears, "omygod I'm s-so sorry y/n I sh-shouldn't have done that, I'm so stupid" she stuttered. She got up and started to run to her room, "No Ash wait, Please" you managed to say but she kept going to her room. You ran after her but it was too late, she had already closed the door and you were left standing in the hallway.

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I Despise The Way You Make Me Love You

Summary: If you piss off your friends and they don't forgive you, can they really be called your friends? Now, what happens when your closest friend pisses you off and makes you fall deeper in love with him each time he does?

Warnings: Smut, language, lots of sexual innuendos

Word count: 3,483

Request: @honorarytenenbaum

Authors note: You have no idea how excited I am to fufil my first request. If any of y'all have any more, drop it in my asks for anonymity, DM me to give me more details, or whatever the heck. I want your requests. Give them to me.

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What's a fantastic morning without the first cup of coffee that you're almost positively sure has been pumped full of laxatives and stress relief pills?

Well, it's not the morning you had planned, and it wasn't the coffee you wanted. You were at work, on your day off. Who dragged you here? Mr. Hollywood hot shot himself, Taika Waititi that absolute jackass. He came to your door at 6 a.m., invited himself inside, crashed into your bedroom, made you and partially helped you get dressed, and threw you into his car, taking you God knows where.

You were on the set of The Mandalorian where they were in the process of filming season two. You had a very cold cup of coffee in your hand and you were about to take a nice sip to hopefully get you sick enough to send you to the hospital for the day, but the cup was snatched away quickly before anything could happen. "I'll drink anything you give me, but I absolutely will not drink that, and I'm putting my ass on the line to make sure you don't drink it either," Taika said, dropping the cup in a nearby trashcan.

"Fuck you, Waititi," you growled, pinching the bridge of your nose. "Love you too, doll," Taika made a kissy face and put his hand on your lower back to guide you deeper into the film set. You swatted his hand away like it was a pesky mosquito.

"Why the hell did you bring me here?" You whisper shouted between your teeth as both of you swerved through staff. "You don't have to work or anything. I just miss you each time you take off on us," Taika pouted. Whatever, missed you my ass. He just wanted you there so you could cover for him every time he took a nap on the job.

"Taika!" You spun towards him, your hands in the air and nails out like an animal, you wanted to maul his God damn, terribly handsome face. "I was going to close my blinds, lock my doors, eat frozen pizzas, binge Superstore and wear sweatpants and a comfortable bra, God damn it! It's my fucking day off, can you take a break for, I don't know, one fucking minute!?" You looked spastic and quite angry. Even a few people stopped and stared for a few seconds. Taika wasn't phased, however. All he gave you was a shrug. "Sounds like a fun afternoon, you should invite me sometime."

Both of you were quiet, and you felt your skin bubbling. You flipped your shit. "I'm going home, alright! I'm calling myself an uber, and you better fucking not call me or come break down my door again, Waititi! I'm not doing this again!" You huffed, twirled around and went straight for the exit. This time, it managed to get the desperate Kiwi's attention.

"(Y/N), now hang on a minute, I can take you out to lunch if you stay!" He called out desperately. "Frozen Italian food sounds so much better, thank you," you snorted and shook your head. You could hear his heavy footsteps behind you, trying to catch up to you.

You couldn't bear to stand another minute with that man, so you pushed out of the small exit, just barely brushing shoulders with David as you went. As the door closed, you heard him say your name and question what you were doing here, but that stopped mid-sentence whenever he probably saw Taika riding your tail.

You yanked your phone from your pocket and started clicking onto the uber app, but your phone was snatched away as you reached the parking lot. "Give me one chance, (Y/N)! I promise to make it worth your while!" He said, trying to talk his offer up for a lunch date. "What is with you and grabbing my things, Waititi?" You growl, snapping your hand out to grab your phone back, only to have it be yanked away again.

"Call me Taika," He said, that dastardly smile still spread across his features. "I'll call you Taika whenever you've earned my actual respect and you can call me (L/N) until then, too!" You grabbed at your phone again. No dice. This was very unfair. He had quiet a few inches on you. "You heffer! Give me that back now!"

"You seem stressed. How long has it been since you've had sex?" Taika struck you with a question that covered your cheeks with a deep blush. "None of your business! Hand it over, Waititi!"

"Taika--," he corrected you without hesitation, "Tell me how long it's been and I'll give you your phone back."

You took a deep breath and folded your arms, you hated to admit such personal things, especially to the likes of him. "Three months," you let out an exasperated sigh. Taika put his hand to his chest in shock. "Really? A classy gal like you, I'd think, would be having sex at least once or twice a week! That's not even the maximum!"

You scoffed, "Stop talking it up, Waititi, it's never gonna work." You grabbed your phone from him and brushed past him, bumping shoulders a bit aggressively. He rolled his eyes and continued to follow you out further into the parking lot, carefully dodging heavy equipment that rolled by. "(Y/N), wait up! C'mon, please?" He frowned and got in front of you again. You were one click away from getting an uber.

Your jaw shifted from side to side in thought. He pissed you off today multiple times already, but you would kill to spend an afternoon alone with him. You knew, whenever he wasn't under the influence of his multiple companions, he was an extremely nice guy. I mean, he was whenever his friends were around sure. Maybe it was just your need for his undivided attention that drove you crazy over him.

You sighed, "Where the hell would you be taking me when all I'm wearing is jeans and a t-shirt? Don't you have this sort of reputation to uphold?" He was shining brightly now, the grin on his face couldn't be any wider. "Oh, darling, I would trash it all to be with you," he purred, "and, how does pizza sound?"

You cocked a brow, lips pinching together and your shoulders rolling. "Fine." He lit up brighter than a Christmas tree. "Amazing! How about we head back inside, we'll finish up this shoot, and after that, we'll see where the streets of LA take us~," he purred with a cocky wink that made you roll your eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, let's just hurry up," you sighed, speeding up your walk walk until you had your hand on the handle and had pulled open the door just by a smidge. To your surprise, the handle was yanked out of your hand as the door slammed shut in front of you. You looked up, a bit ticked off, but your inner self calmed when you saw Taika standing there, directly in front of you, blocking the door completely with his body and his eyes holding a provocative stare within them. "Three months, huh?" His voice was low and deep, just how you imagined it before bed quite a few times. "I can... You know... always take care of that for you~." He leaned down towards you, his face becoming dangerously close to yours.

"T-Taika, this isn't exactly the r-right place for that--," you stuttered then gasped softly as his lips brushed against yours. He was so close, you could smell the intoxicating scent of his cologne mixing with the soft smell of his fabric softener that wafted blissfully from his clothes. You started to lean in too, now, taking a large gulp as you did.

"Waititi, stop doing whatever the hell you're doing out there and move your fat ass away from the door!" You heard the executive producer yell from the other side of the door, before Taika was launched forward by the propelling force of the door behind him. His head jeered off to the side and all that was left in contact between you two was the rough clash of his shoulder hitting yours. He stumbled for a minute while you laughed a little, shaking your head. You slipped in, just before a rack full of heavy equipment got close to the door, and that's where you parted from the kiwi, a massive grin on your face.

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Okay, he woke you up and ruined your perfectly planned day, so you were pissed just a little bit. Now, he was keeping you longer than he should have, at work and now you were really pissed. Both of you were the very last ones in the studio and he still hasn't finished up yet. Your stomach growled, your fingers twitched and your anger was bubbling.

You were sitting on one of the sets, a main, small room that split off towards the back. It was dark, greasy, and sewer-like. It had grates everywhere that were decaying with painted on rust and fake laser holes dotted along the fake metal every once in awhile.

You sat on a convenient crate prop that was sturdy enough to withstand three people at the most. You were rubbing your temples, the overwhelming and heady stench of expensive perfume, spray paint and spray tanning solution only fueled your distress. That cocky little bastard! He knew you never wanted to be here in the first place, but here he is, keeping you locked up here by his own hand. You were two moments away from storming out, calling that uber, and forgetting about this whole catastrophe whenever there was the rapping of knuckles against tin. Your head shot up and you glared. It was Taika. You said nothing.

He seemed awkward at first, his head tilting to the side and an apologetic smile on his lips, "Well, on the brighter side, at least we won't have to worry about the lunch rush!" He laughed softly, trying to lighten the mood, but your angry aura seemed to snuff out every attempt like a candle in the wind. "Look, doll, you know I'm sorry about keeping you here! It was never my intention..." He tried to explain, his hand motions really getting to work until they paused all together, right in front of him, palms facing upwards and his fingers lightly curling in, out of stress or carpal tunnel from holding on to a keyboard mouse all day long.

"Then what was your intention, Taika? Huh!?" You shot up from your seat and just stood there, your body nearly shaking with rage. "You wake me up, you drag me out of my house, and you force me to come to work! I thought you were my colleague, not my God damn boss!" You were frustrated. You wanted an answer. His eyebrows were furrowed and he seemed to be focused on a different topic on a new level. For the first time ever, you saw him look at the floor, embarrassed.

"Answer me, Taika!" You shouted, the sound of your voice echoing along the walls. He seemed shaken up whenever he looked up. He was confused, like he hadn't even listened to you the entire time. "What?" He said a little breathily, his eyes desperately searching yours for any tiny morsel that you had the compassion to forgive him.

"What were your intentions with this whole fucking thing?" You repeated through your bared teeth. Things were intense now. Both of you just stared in complete silence while Taika contemplated his, apparently, very complex answer.

"Well?" You flinched your arm muscles up once, in a shrugging motion. His eyes were closed and he took a deep breath. Suddenly, he charged forward at you, in a fast walk, without a word, a serious expression on his face. It made you take a few steps back out of shock, and you were close to pulling out your emergency bottle of pepper spray whenever he grabbed both sides of your face with his rough hands and brought you close to him. "This," he whispered before smashing his lips on yours. Your eyes widened, your hands went to his clothes and started clawing harshly, almost begging for him to stop before you became too attached, but as the kiss went on, it became more passionate and your clawing slowed, your eyes fluttered closed and your hands went up, into his hair. Taika let the pure bliss of your acceptance sink into his memory for a few moments longer before he pulled away, his hands dropping from your head and down to his sides.

He took a few steps back, wiping the drool off of his lips with the sleeve of his shirt. "That," he muttered again, bobbing his head to truly acknowledge what he had done. "My intention was to make that happen."

You were stunned, eyes wide when they flew back open and fluttered wildly. Your hands didn't know what to do with themselves anymore, now that they weren't buried in Taika's soft locks, so they went into yours, gripping on tightly and slightly pulsing the tug. Your lips craved more, your heart thrummed madly in your chest, so hard, you thought that it was beating, like a drum, up against your ribcage.

"Taika," you manage to whisper, catching his attention, you could tell, as he looked up at you again. "Yeah?" He muttered back.

You couldn't take it anymore. Your lips needed to connect with his again, you needed to touch him once more, to feel him in any way. You just knew you wanted him. You wanted him bad. You walked right up to him, curled your fingers back into his hair and brought his lips back down on yours, desperate and needy, unlike the last kiss the two of you shared. He kissed you right back, his hands having enough consciousness to slick right down and grip onto your waist.

It was unexpected, it was needed, your friends bet it was going to happen, it was... it was.... hot.

The kiss went on much longer than the last one, and eventually got more heated as well. His tongue slid across your bottom lip and there was no hesitation to open up for him. It was like opening the pearly gates of heaven, in his eyes. He gave your lip a cheeky little nip with his teeth anyway, making you whine softly, before tangling his tongue up with yours, almost like tying a cherry stem into a knot between the two of you.

He started pushing you back. You stumbled a bit, but you got the hint and started walking backwards. His body eagerly followed yours, not willing to break the kiss unless it was for a brief moment of air. Your back was eventually pushed up against one of the orange tinted walls and that wasn't the only thing being pushed up. Your shirt was carrying a steady pace up your abdomen and getting closer to exposing your chest. You were impatient, so you suddenly broke the kiss, leaving Taika momentarily distraught, and lifted your shirt completely off so you could toss it away like trash. Taika was smirking now and continued to kiss you, this time, more hunger was induced into it.

The next time you two broke contact, it was Taika's doings. You didn't have time to really react before you were no longer facing Taika, but the grated wall, and your breasts were pushed up tightly against it as well. Little words were spoken between you two, and it was easy to tell what position he wanted you in, so you stuck your ass out there a little more. You could practically feel his smirk getting wider. He reached around your waist and found the button to your pants. While one hand focused on getting that down and away, the other worked on getting your bra unclipped. It was easy with his skilled fingers. Once your bra was gone, so we're your pants. They dropped to be around your ankles and you hastily kicked them off, as well with your shoes.

A single one of his digits hooked around the hem of your panties and started bringing them down your thighs. His eyes could practically bore holes into your body with how intensely he stared with the newfound flesh.

Your body tingled with the sound of his belt unbuckling and hitting the floor, even more so when his pants were unzipped and dropped around his ankles, well, after he had rustled his wallet from his back pocket first and picked a condom out of it. You wanted him to completely undress, like you, but you weren't in the mood to complain. If anything, this round was possibly doomed to be a quickie anyway.

His boxers were the last item to hit the floor, then it was all over. His stiff member, once the rubber condom had been swiftly applied, prodded at your soaked walls before making its quick and long past due entrance. It nearly made you scream, but before any of that could happen, Taika had one hand slapped firmly across your mouth and the other one grabbed a fist-full of one's of your boobs.

Here's the thing that Taika had completely forgotten to mention whenever this whole fiasco started. He wasn't completely sure that you both were alone in the studio. With his explanation being whispered hotly into your ear with his sensual kiwi accent, you didn't seem to care. If anything, the higher risk of being caught only made the sexual intensity even more intense. So, you were going to be fucked like that, quietly, dirtily, and somewhat publicly. He had this power of domination over you... and you loved it.

He started thrusting, slow and hard. Each time his hips would connect with your ass, your stomach would lightly slam against the grate in front of you and made it wobble out a sound that could possibly notify anyone around you about where you were. Okay, maybe the two of you were that fed up about being discrete with your actions. You both just knew that you needed this and no one was going to tell you otherwise.

He let out soft grunts and pants of your name, occasionally burying his face into your shoulder whenever he started going faster, so he wouldn't get too loud while he pummeled you mercilessly. You could feel him nipping at your skin, whenever you weren't so focused on the feeling of his stiff cock rubbing along your walls. He bit you, sucked on your neck and shoulders, covering you with his love. Well, his claim of you and your body, at least.

The rocking of his hips started getting more rough, irrational and sporadic. He was close and so were you, but he was determined to hold on until you had released all over him. Your hands held on to the grate for dear life, and it rolled along with your movements, shaking when your body pushed forcefully against it by Taika's will, and it wobbled back whenever you lurched backwards to prepare for the next world rocking thrust. This was so much better than sweatpants and The Office episodes.

It didn't take you long before you jumped over the edge and your vision blurred white. He had done it, he had given you one of the worst/best days of your life and you didn't want it to be over, but everything comes to an end eventually, even Taika himself. His thrusts slowed and he gave three, stout, powerful ruts against your ass before he released and his body pushed against yours. His hand fell from your mouth so he could hear your pants and praises that he had been missing out on the entire time the two of you went at it like mad dogs. He pulled out and almost immediately pulled off the gross condom.

You busied yourself with picking up your clothes and quietly putting them on while Taika disposed of the used rubber and pulled up his pants from around his ankles. Both of your faces were red and the lust still sparkled dimly within his and your eyes.

You both met in the middle of the room, once the two of you were collected and ready to leave like nothing had happened in that room you were standing in.

"So, am I invited to come over and crash your days off any time I like, now?" Taika cocked a brow and broke the comfortable silence with a grin and a chuckle. You laughed with him, leaning up and wrapping your arms around his neck.

"You know what?" You said, tilting your head and having a cheeky smile write itself all over your lips, "I'd love that... same time, tomorrow?"