#and y'all can keep sending me hate but i'm not going to shut up so whatever

[racew1nn3rs]

─ 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘷. (𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴) 🐅

⤷ summary: spain and canada. lando's rizz is negative, mission is failed. plus, mclaren pr is about to fuck shit up 🗣️

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mclaren spain you were forgettable at best 😔 on to the next one

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user1 y/n don't insult your team on the team account challenge

mclaren is it really an insult if it's true

user2 we got a lando photo but at what cost

user3 lando fans can never win here

mclaren why you would ever choose to be a lando fan to begin with is beyond me

user2 you're so right queen i'm sorry

landonorris DON'T APOLOGIZE WTF

user2 fuck both of y'all honestly

user4 at least mclaren fans can always count on content, even if we can't expect results 😭

user5 lando and y/n in their friendship era, how the fuck did we get here

landonorris you're posting me now? oh you want me so bad 🥴

mclaren sending this to hr immediately

ynusername YOU'RE FIREEEDDDDDDD

user6 damn she logged into both accounts just to make sure he heard her ass 💀 double homicide

user7 oscar fans i can't even tell if we won or lost

user8 we didn't get a face pic but... we didn't get whatever the fuck the 3rd slide is

landonorris guys pLEASE

landonorris i won't post it she says... it's just for me she says

user9 LMAOOOO AND YOU BELIEVED HER???? 🤣 🫵

landonorris going dark, no one call me

user9 was anyone going to anyways 💀

user10 LET HIM GET UPPPP

oscarpiastri i'll pay you 20 dollars if you don't ever do this to me

mclaren 🤝

mclaren i mean you were never the target but now you will be if i don't get my money!!!!

oscarpiastri oh ok

lilyzneimer i have pictures you can you use if you need bb <3

oscarpiastri WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON

zbrownceo Very funny Y/n! Keep up the good work 👍

mclaren Thanks boss! (:

landonorris ZAK WHY

user11 zak is so supportive now, wait until he sees her comments 💀

zbrownceo I have seen her comments! Very funny! 👍

user11 blink twice zak, we can help you

maxverstappen1 This is the highlight of my week, thank you Y/n!

mclaren hey max verstappen of redbull racing! not sure if you heard but you did win the grand prix this weekend

maxverstappen1 No i know, this is just definitely better.

ynusername where's my photo credits 🫵

mclaren my bad bbg 😍

user12 nurse she got out again

oscarpiastri we'll win next time!!

mclaren who told you that 🤨

oscarpiastri the voices in my head

logansargeant you hold on bro, we'll find your meds soon

user13 i think moto moto likes you ahh image

user14 i need to shrink him and put him in my pocket and keep him there

user15 which one?

user14 lando

landonorris nuh uh, pick again

maxfewtrell you can't post pictures without consent mate

mclaren i didn't??

landonorris i didn't consent.

mclaren who are you gonna believe max? me? or the solid concrete evidence in front of you

user16 he looks like he can do some crazy tricks on a trampoline

landonorris this is the only comment about myself that hasnt made me viscerally angry

oscarpiastri unfortunately i feel the opposite

user17 lany/n at it again

user18 literally what the fuck do you mean

user17 if you dont get it, i can't explain it to you

user18 okay cryptic ass, fuck you 🙄

user19 they're in love guys, just wait and see

user20 yall just love saying stupid shit on this page huh

user19 i hate getting accused of some shit i actually do ��� like yeah i do love that but who told you

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user20 op be so fr right now

user21 everytime one of these illiterate f1 drivers pulls one of the hottest women on earth a fairty dies

user21 *fairy

user22 fairty

user21 you shut the fuck up 🫵

user23 people when coworkers are seen together at their place of work

user24 do you hug your coworkers and follow them like a lost puppy when you could be on a break

user23 wtf no

user24 EXACTLY MF, THIS IS NOT COWORKERS BEING COWORKERS

user25 history will say they were just colleagues 😔

opeightywon this shit is a national tragedy

user26 every time i see a post like this i think about the fact that she has probably seen this and i shiver

user27 honestly praying on their downfall

opeightywon wtf

user28 lando fans be normal challenge

user27 idgaf about that white man, she's just too hot for him 😕

opeightywon oh yeah real

user29 i need another youtube video where they stare at each other longingly again asap or i fear i may start having withdrawal symptoms

user30 another hot girl lost to an average white man's swagless looks and cringe fail personality i feel sick

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mclaren not our best results in canada but we improved i guess 🙄 but on a much better, more exciting note: NEW MCLAREN YOUTUBE CHALLENGE OUT GO GO GO GO

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user31 my crops are watered, my skin is clear, my funds are tripled

mclaren all me 😮‍💨

user32 "yay challenge video" we all cry in unison

user33 OSCAR FANS IS IT REAL??? HAS IT COME TRUE??? IS THAT A FACE PIC I SEE

user34 and it's good quality too 🤩 what did we do to deserve this

mclaren you don't, but oscar bought me coffee all weekend

oscarpiastri yes i bribed her, i feel no shame

user35 lando's back in the dog house bro, he's back to no face pics

user36 but look at his beautiful brown eyes

mclaren babe they're greenish blue with the TINIEST bit of brown 💀

user37 how long you gotta stare at a man's eyes to know the exact paint blend 🫵

user38 DOWN HORRENDOUSSSSSS

lilyzneimer insert comical heart eyes here

mclaren flirting with your man 🤢 on MY cellular device

lilyzneimer my bad bb, he doesn't mean anything to me anyways 🥴

oscarpiastri ok what the fuck

danielricciardo DROP THE CAMERA SETTINGS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

mclaren check dms 🤲

danielricciardo thanks love you're the best

landonorris LOVE??? LMAOOOO

user39 bro is losing the dgaf war MISERABLY

user40 the way lando is staring at her the whole time she's behind the camera 😫 oh he's not even down bad, bro's down under

landonorris can i get the camera settings

mclaren has anyone ever told you how good you are at photography?? i'm not saying that, i'm just asking 😀

landonorris oKAY fuck you.

user41 the way she doesn't even pretend to care about the results

landonorris i know 🙄

mclaren i know p13 is nawttt talking back to me right now

user41 OHHH SHE ATE YOU UP HUH

landonorris y'all are some fake ass fans fr

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8:57 PM.

Y/n stared at the flashing numbers on the digital clock in the boardroom and huffed quietly. The table in front of her was covered in a mix of shredded mozzarella cheese and vibrant, red pizza sauce. Flour with evidence of handprints and bits of pizza dough decorated the wood and the woman internally sighed at the thought of clean up. Eventually she would have to get back to work.

Lando was on his phone across the table from her, and she fought the urge to stare at him. Oscar had left a while ago, having an earlier flight than them out of Canada. Lando and her had made the executive decision to stay and finish the pizza the two men had made during the "not my hands" YouTube challenge. It was messy, and didn't fully resemble a proper pizza, but it tasted good enough if not a little bit burnt. The two had been sitting in a comfortable silence for the time being while they ate.

In the time Y/n had gotten to know the British man, both on and off the track, she found herself warming up to him considerably. He was kinder than she gave him credit for at the beginning of the season, and far funnier. She could see now that more often than not he spoke without thinking or having any consideration, and maybe he was more than a little bit arrogant, but he also felt things deeply and cared passionately.

Before she could think about what she was doing, Lando's eyes met hers and he smirked. Y/n's face burned but she rolled her eyes at him and took another bite of their burnt pizza. Her ears caught the sound of him placing his phone on the table, and when she looked up again he was leaning his body across the table and toward her instead.

"What are you staring at? Hm?" He teased and she scoffed.

"You," she started and took another bite of her pizza, "have pizza sauce all over your face, you idiot. And I'm just thinking, not sure if you're familiar with the concept." He grabbed a napkin quickly and began wiping rapidly at his chin and mouth, and even his nose. She couldn't help but laugh loudly. There was nothing on his face. He was perfect actually. Unfortunately.

"Did I get it? Why didn't you tell me sooner, traitor!" She doubled over but nodded anyways.

"What are you thinking about?" he questioned as he settled back down.

"Just the season, you and Oscar," she muttered.

"Me? Thinking of little ol' me when I'm right here in front of you," she rolled her eyes with a groan.

"You have selective hearing Lando," he laughed and nodded.

"Well what have you thought about it? The season I mean. And myself of course, don't care much what you think about Osc," he leaned on his hand and stared at her intently. Y/n couldn't help that being stared at by Lando felt a little bit like being ocean, being pulled and pushed by the moon's gravity. Her brain didn't work properly around him.

Or maybe I'm just really dramatic and he's just hot, she thought miserably, Probably the latter.

"I just think maybe you and me got off on the wrong foot," she said as she fumbled with the lid of her water bottle, "and I think that maybe I enjoy this job a lot more than I thought I would." The comments seemed to sober Lando's mood up slightly.

Maybe I shouldn't have been truthful. Maybe it shouldn't have been that serious.

"What did you think of me?" He asked quietly. "When you met me I mean."

"Do you want me to be honest?" He looked at her quizzically.

"Of course I want you to be honest Y/n, or I wouldn't have asked."

"I thought you were kind of an asshole," she whispered and he laughed.

"So the beef was real for you," he smiled slightly and she let her face fall gently into her hands.

"Yeah," she breathed out a laugh, "yeah maybe a little."

"Doesn't seem like a little," he goaded and she shot him a glare.

"Okay Lord Lando, maybe more than a little," he pointed at her triumphantly.

"AHA! So it was the instagram comment. I thought you knew I was kidding," A loud groan filled the room as she smacked her head on the table. Lando's giggling could probably be heard down the hall but Y/n found she didn't care all that much anymore.

"It wasn't just the instagram comment," she defended weakly. There was a brief silence as Lando stared into space and shook his head.

"Wow... I can't believe you were actually mad at me and I just didn't know."

"It wasn't that big of a deal I guess, I just felt like you didn't really take me seriously."

"Well I mean you're not a very serious person," Y/n's heart fell to her stomach.

"What?" She asked, staring at him. She couldn't have heard him right.

"Well it's just that you're not very serious are you? Like since I met you, it's never felt like you were a serious sort of person." He added as if that was some sort of defense.

As if that isn't more hurtful.

"You're not like Zak or Andrea, or really anyone else here you know? You're just you, you're different. It was hard to be serious with you here because that's just who you are." He continued.

God just shut up, please for the love of God just shut up.

"This is my place of work Lando," she muttered bitterly. "I mean do you hear yourself." His eyes widened and he put his hands out placatingly. Like she was some sort of rabid animal he needed to calm down.

"No no no," he muttered quickly and stood up to round the table, "that's not what I meant Y/n, you know that."

"Stop Lando, just stop," she said as she began to clear off the table.

Why did she expect him to be different. What made her think he could've changed.

"You made it perfectly clear what you mean. What you think of me and of my work, my career" she spit out, swiping everything on the table into the trash. They hadn't finished eating the pizza and now it was in the bin, but Lando didn't deserve to eat the pizza she helped him make. He didn't deserve to be here at all. He wasn't her friend, he was her coworker and nothing else. It was better she accept that now.

"You misunderstood what I said," he grabbed her arm to stop her from cleaning and she whipped it out of his grasp.

"Stop Lando," she said raising her voice. She knew her eyes were teary but she didn't care. She knew her face was red with embarrassment and her hands were shaking with the force of her humiliation but she didn't care. Lando Norris could go fuck himself.

He looked at her in shock and winced as he saw her face. She steeled herself. She had never cried over a man before, why would she do it now.

"You need to leave, you have a flight in the morning," she said emotionlessly. "And I have to clean so I can go home." He tried to speak and she put her hand up, stepping away from him.

"Get out please, you're in my way," she said and his brows scrunched. He was angry? Good, so was she.

"I'm in your way?" He asked incredulously, as if she didn't have any reason to be upset. "You're not even going to hear me out?" He scoffed.

"No Lando, I don't have time for this. I have a job to do and you're in my way," she said emphasizing the words as if speaking to a child. His face fell. He looked angry.

"Whatever Y/n. What fucking ever," he muttered, grabbing his bag and storming out. Y/n waited. Footsteps in the hallways continued until a far off door slammed.

Y/n wilted like an unwatered plant as tears began to fall.

So much for friends.

She knew deep down she was hurt about much more than just friendship.

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this is the second to last chapter of part one! i hope you enjoy! please feel free to comment and send requests, i'm excited to hear your thoughts <3

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[paradox-the-unimpressed-nun]

Human!Muzan x Maid!Reader NSFW HC SHORT!!

A/N: Sorry for not being active I've been trying out my other hobbies. I'm still getting a lot of support so thank you! I have some stuff on the way I hope y'all will stay tuned for it :3. Here's some food for y'all

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You’re muzans maid not his wife or loved one. You’re directly below him and you better remember that. Muzan makes it a point to remind you that he doesn’t like you but, he slightly hates you less than everyone else.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You know he doesn’t mean a word of what he says, if he did he wouldn’t be begging for you in the middle of the night.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌It started off simple, his hands would magically find their way to your breast while giving him medicine. It was as if Muzan was testing you to see how far you would let him go. Eventually he asked to see your breast and everything progressed from there.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌ Hand jobs where next, then tit jobs, then blow jobs and then full blown sex.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Do to his illness he cannot last long at all, after one round he’s whipped out. Usually you ride him sense he cannot necessarily bend you over.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌At first you weren’t the biggest fan of this but soon you realized how much control you had. Often times he finished before you and you’re left unsatisfied. You used to just clean him up then take care of yourself, but surely he can take it a little longer.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌He Doesn’t like cumming in you he doesn’t like the thought of having kids, especially with a peasant. Muzan prefers cumming on your face it makes him feel like he’s in control.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Very vocal in bed, he whimpers and begs a lot. It’s mostly insults and demands

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌ You of course have your own needs that have to be fulfilled. You often find yourself continually riding him after he’s came and is begging you to give him a break.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌His hands squeeze your thighs while you continue to ride him. His begging will slowly turn into incoherent babbling. It’s cute honestly, to see tears and drool drip down his face.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Afterwards Muzan will yell at you for making him cum inside of you and that you’re “a witch trying to suck the life out of me!”.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌The best way to shut him up is to sit on his face. He’ll bitch and complain but you cannot here any of it. His muffling sends vibrations to your clit making you grind against his face more.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Muzan says that he doesn’t like to eat you out but y’know he’s lying. He gets harder from your weight and tights crushing his head. He thinks it’s a great way to die.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌The wildest thing you’ve ever done was fuck In front of his potential wife.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You didn’t want to lose him, so you had to show this woman who she is going up against.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You had him in your lap one hand gripping his face, making sure he was looking at her directly in the eye. The other was jerking him off. His moans filled the room as he could barely contain himself.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌needless to say that woman never came back and you got to keep Muzan to yourself.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌Muzan doesn’t do after care, he’s usually busy trying not to pass out. You drag the babbling teary eyed Muzan to the bath. You take excellent care of him.

◌𓆩☽❀☾𓆪◌You place him in your lap, applying soap to his hair and kisses to his neck. He wakes up nice and clean and with a lot of hickeys.

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A/N: sorry this was short but I want to work on other fics at the moment! I hope This was good enough :3

[azar-rosethorn]

Incorrect Security Breach Quotes 5

(someone stop me)

Also my AU Fic demands attention

Gregory: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Chica: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Gregory: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

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Vanessa: What’s your biggest fear?

Roxy: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Gregory: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Chica: Zombies.

Roxy: ...

Gregory: ...

Chica: BUT they can open doors.

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Chica: Why doesn’t Roxy find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Gregory: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Chica: *bites lip*

Gregory: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Monty: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

Roxy: Only as our rodeo clown.

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Vanessa: What do people in relationships even do?

Freddy: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.

Vanessa: Okay. Didn't ask.

Chica: Asks question

Chica: "Didn't ask"

Vanessa: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.

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Monty: My head hurts.

Vanessa: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Monty: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is an orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Sun: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Vanessa: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Roxy: What was the color called before then?

Bonnie: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Sun: You’re a loose cannon, Roxy.

Roxy: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Bonnie: I think you play by your own rules.

Gregory: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.

Sun: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Roxy: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Moon is a loose cannon.

Moon: *smashes a chair* You shut your trap, Roxy!

Gregory: I’d say Moon’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.

Bonnie: Now I’m just confused. Is Roxy a loose cannon or not?

Sun: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

Roxy: *groans*

Moon: Aw, man.

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Vanessa: Good morning.

Freddy: Good morning.

Bonnie: Good morning.

Monty: Y'all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Gregory: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Sun: What does “take out” mean?

Roxy: Food.

Chica: Dating.

Vanessa: Murder.

Gregory: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Freddy: How do you do that?

Bonnie: I'm fearless.

Chica: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Bonnie: I'm mostly fearless.

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Roxy: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

Chica: Why not 24/7?

Roxy: Snack breaks.

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Freddy: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Vanessa periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Freddy: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Monty: I’m a multitasker!

Monty: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

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Sun: Monty has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing!

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[carmenized-onions]

i never thought i’d send this one cause i didn’t think it would apply but you’re right it was a crime not to send it in for the last chapter - WHERE THERE WAS BOTH HAIR PULLING AND RATATOUILLE

and while we’re at it let me drop off some more memes before they swallow me

THANK YOU FOR GIVING THE PEOPLE THE RATATOUILLE ONE EXACCTLEEEE, i probably wouldn't have put the little hair pull bit honestly if it wasn't for THEEE rat chef. everyone say thank you remy !!!

THE LAST ONE THE SUFFERERS ONE I HAD SAVED LMAOOOO its so carm and chip man. i hate them. chronic overthinkers = a reverse power couple, a weakness couple, if you will. vulnerable duo. extremely penetrable pairing.

can i say. and i probably won't keep my promise on this, but i do truly wanna write blurbs/little things with the Rich/Chip/Mike trio. the beautifulwife did make me think of this. I've said i'm not a requests guy but man if you've got a little moment i either wrote about that you wanna see or some sort of prompt for that trio,,,, like i would probably bite. like i'd maybe do something about it.

I'm finally hitting a slight breakthrough with chap 15 (I really thought i was going to explode and maybe jump into the sea), but blurbs would be nice to write for y'all whenever I'm having a moment chugging along in my brain!!

anyways. i'm going to shut the fuck up now i am mikey. i am like a pull string toy and i have 6 lines and i say them in asks ad nauseam. my friends find it far too easy to imitate my texts. it's honestly hurtful. thank you for this comp we have to move on to the next!!!

[imaginespazzi]

ok I skipped last chapters review but I did love every single second of it and was so excited for this chapter

Omg the kids not being her child dead like azzi having to explain yes stephie you are my only daughter but not my only child does that make Jana ice kk and ines aunts uncle or siblings? 

Bruh stephie and just volunteering azzi for stuff girl is about to get in trouble is she doesn’t learn how to zip it 

The phone calls omg the phone calls are one of my fav lore buts if real life Pazzi so it coming back out in them as there older but disguised as just calling stephie in love 

Ugh stephie and Paige get me every single time wow I love them 

Ok so it is confirmed miss azzi fudd is the one who ruined the relationship but I need to know why cuz it could not have just been out to the blue 

NO ONE ELSE KNOWS??? Wait a damn minute y’all have lots of explaining to do also no way there (UConn) children could keep their mouths shut that long mmmm betting kk makes the slip first but ice is also a menace 

Welcome home with stephie between yea this is ur family and y’all are about to build a home 

Jana I am sorry for doubting ur menace behaviors and only betting on kk and ice bc you are obviously playing match maker of the century 

Paige looking for stephie bc she knows she will be there all the time and azzi keeps saying how she ruined it I need need need the lore behind it 

Paige taking pics of stephie that I know she will be staring at all the time 

Paige you are playing a dangerous game with ur little side comments first the azzi is still the most beautiful and now just like your momma used to Paige get control azzi can atleast keep things inside her head  

I don’t have the right to ask you anything ahhhh heart torn out 

They’d hate her for what SHES DONE stop teasing me now I can’t take it anymore 

Oh yea stephies getting attached what about you AZZI STOP GASLIGHTING 

But yea um Paige either figure out your liberty issues or stop hanging out with them 

I mean someone had to say it whole lot of issues going on over there curious if azzi stands with her words of not letting them see each other or if she caves soon 

so so so proud of you for staying on schedule and I need you to reveal the saying no to marriage fiasco asap or I genuinely might die but sending lots of love

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Omg bestie I missed you after last chapter so I'm so glad you're back!

Everyone and their mother setting Azzi up like no wonder the girl was pushed to a breakdown at the end, she's surrounded by hella menaces.

I LOVE PAZZI FACETIME LORE and it really lives in my head rent free so I just couldn't resist adding it and I kinda wanted it to parallel when they were younger.

Azzi played a pretty big role in ruining the relationship in the sense she was definitely the person who put the whole thing in motion but she's not necessarily completely wrong, that's all I'll say.

Paige and Stephie have my heart and so I'm so glad they have all of y'alls too!

Ah the Liberty issues that are still lingering...

Love you my lovie <3

[nityarawal]

Aloha- Daniel is being racist & turned off my power after I paid him rent. I dont feel safe showering here with him screaming at me. Melody said he was violent with her. I told him it's against law to cut power. Would you tell him too? Thanks!

Nitya

Encinitasbeachhome.com

MJ is letting electric know of your hardship. Shut up & turn on electric. Edison said this is violation of law= racism. Cry to someone else faggot.

No. I don't talk to cops. Your dad's bros remember? When you called on Robbers at dead guys next door? They Forgot to look- they were so bust macking on Melody & I. Eon said they pimped us out with cameras. True? He warned Mommies of piggy Trolls. I don't speak to rapists- just witnessed him raping militia camp bros into crime. He's a creep. Sheriff Jeremy Parsons. I'm a reporter you know. Been an editor at 2 magazine and written for dozens of publications. You really should get your head out of your ass & wake up. I disclose all. Journalist of 30 years. Got an issue with my career darling?

Turn on my electric or they could come. It's True. I don't ask them to record my house. It's pitch dark now. No electric.

His attys want to address racism in my business & homes. 40% of California's were sexually discriminated against out of their homes. Tell Martin. Vegas bros get really mad when boys mistreat their little sister. Doesn't go down well with anyone being a mommy hater. Peace.

Would love to roast Parsons if you could let our attys know how gross they were Peeping on us. He's a murderer.

Elon said he'd pay! Shut up! Send Bill to America 1st Legal. He's covering all racism. Call before you get charged on foul play. Connect electric. Gabriel is trying to help you before you fuck up.

Not enough to heat?

We froze with no heat!

How many puppies died waiting for #Cybertruck ?

I'm sleeping in car waiting tonight. My Landlord got manic screaming after spending money on hookers- he forgot to pay electrical bill.

Call us.

FYI: Sent to bff Black belt:

My landlord unplugged electric yesterday. He has $1200 electric bill & paid hooker $300 (who looks like me) to clean his home! He was crying all day! Omg Melody paid $300 last month at Christmas then left him New Years! He finally turned it on after dark but I slept in car anyways. He scared me. He's acting manic screaming everyone out of here. Mikey left with Gemini. It's not mommy friendly. Dogs are freezing! It is pretty cold. Just washing and cleaning after Floods- house still leaks! No heat! He wants $100 more for utilities monthly and also suggested I upgrade to a self sufficient trailer! Does coffee pot, electric blanket, christmas lights & burner cost this much??? I want to upgrade! I need his X gf Melody'ss testimony about IEHP still for America First Legal. Could you send one too? Elon is refunding! So sick of peeps triangulating us into their dramas and lust. I wonder if Daniel Hall Is related to Molly's husband Dr. DREW HALL who treated me after Marine beating? or Chris Hall- the political hooker- whose mom Janet babysat me? He gave Molly a morning after pill SOS. He's sold out. This gaslighting is racist & I had to have my neighbors keep him in check. Melody says he has Syphilis. Wondering if we all do? She appears to be a big pharma spy/hooker from teens in 'hunger games' grooming. Like my kids- how can we hate her? I don't. How do we break chain? Daniel's Step-dad is Obese & lives in Vegas most of time. Adam's pimp contact? Melody said one tenant left because old man wanted to shower with him. I think Daniel is pimped to hookers cuz he's scared of dad. Melody said Daniel beat her out of here so obviously I'm weary. He's a big guy. Prayers! I need to move! Xo

I let my bro & Dr. Sunil know about extortion to get $1200. I'll pay it all when I get KY refunds. Tell Melody to hurry. Did you say Raj at dmv.org tried to bribe y'all? What was Rowen pedophile getaway when Meoldy said you broke her leg about? Truth will set you free. In writing. She's trying to frame you.

He just cut power again. Could you do an intervention please? Thankyou! Xo

30 days is law. Read contract. You're a racist bully. I can go. Refund me and fix this. You owe me. Call America First Legal. They want your testimony. Work.

Well I'll lyk if anyone comes through when my electric is back on!(:

HARD TO DO BUSINESS WITH 9-5 TERRORISM ISNT IT? I let whole legal team know about your tantrum & extortion with shivering puppies etc! Could you put your texts in Google docs and also post on Tumblr for them to analyze? Starving & need to cook! Please dont give them to rescues or kill them. We love puppies! MJ said your mad Charly was raped & thats why you wont let her in warm sauna room with your dogs! Grazie! NITYA

Sent to old landlord Dan:

Aloha! Do you still have my stuff? My landlord is being a dick. I need to move. My place is flooded cold. How are you? Did Danny really die? That really upset me. I hope not. I pray for y'all regardless. Always hope.

Square up for Melody Gray con. @IEHP_healthcare @America1stLegal

Our puppies shivered all week in cold.

My Landlord is cring after spending $1200 on hookers trying to keep up with you. Sheriff Parsons is circling him for pretty gay boy dolly?

@GRIMES_V1 He texted BS all day yesterday for @America1stLegal about Melody Gray.

I had to shit in garden- you are so abusive. Melody will throw your ass into a hospital bro. Karma. Walk the line. Don't F up & blame mom. What's her number? Can she get you? Test for every syphalis there is. Melody admitted you had it. Truth will get you big $$$. You want honest cash & keep dick or not? Physics.

Not sure if I can get out with mud today but I'll walk it & check this afternoon. I think I need to move. Do you have any rentals there? I was paying $300 for leaky trailer off grid here. Thanks!

Excuse me, what's your reason for today's electrical terrorism? Does your friend have her period? Is that why my towel was bloody? Truth. You shit on us everytime you & Melody get PMS & overspend too. You know I don't eat out or spend on heat because I can't afford to. It's OK. You just learn to budget. I can help you for rest of year free- both self sufficient trailers for my family and mommy respect. Your attitude will Felon you.

I am not your C word nor will I ever be. Gross. You're out of line.

Elon wants to refund me for terrorism. $$$ Send in your notes. I don't want to read your diarhea. American First Legal wants every sordid detail of your trafficking stories. You're in luck. Confessions pay commissions. Xo

I'm also sorry if I seem racist against gays. It's just been insane having them steal every man I've been with - now kids. Discrimination against breeders- like Daniel displays- has been my reality. Maybe it's my shitty destiny. Welcome to my 20th+ slumlording. Hope Daniel's kickbacks made it all worthwhile tho. He's on suicide watch around here. We all thought it was him when gunshots went off at neighbors. TG he survived thus far. I am trying to be supportive & stay out of it. He sends senseless hate texts all day to gaslight me. Why? For an electric bill because his room is a sauna for male pets only? He asked me not to sit there when hes not home after he desserted pets most of weekend and had asked for my assistance! Puppies are shivering. I wish Mikey was here still to save them too, like Gemini. Or Melody. She wanted Gemini but he plays politics w/ pets wars too. ): We're all disturbed.

Do you know how many gays tried to recruit me for politics post divorce? Military + 1000's. It's a Fidelity marriage faith I honor. Vows: word: i write. I don't judge. But a little respect from Divorce courts would've been appreciated. It's been hard. Always hoping latest atty will work fidicuary duty to moms & kids. It's an uphill battle alone. I was hoping you could help- as moms. We're all in it together. Moms are a Tribe. Xo

Your pappa came home & understands laws. You're in violation of code with landlord laws once again. Turn on electric. I'm leaving town for a bit to get work/custody done. Not into your drama. Work for your money & tell truth if you want my honest bucks. Lol Not into faggot bullies at all. Encinitasbeachhome.com not down with your BS as a national association realtor. I'll let them know. 40% raped because of spoiled brats like you making a sauna for boy pets. Ew. 30 days Martin confirmed I'm safe. Leave me alone. Grazie. NITYA

Martin was apologetic for Daniel's snotty behavior. Unfortunately this is how divorced enablers spoil children - please teach our kids better. We all agree Daniel is a shit uncle & example for our kids right now. Please protect them. I'll try to get us all refunds- if you were also prejudice against in home & work? This is unfortunately normal for me. Landlords want to f me, their gfs try & when I'm not down they rage. Gross. So unattractive!

It'll work out. Mother Nature wins. Hands down. I'm just an innocent catalyst for highest good. Stay safe! Peace & all love! @elonmuskdaily @elonmuskfanslounge @elonmuskfans @elonmuskparody @elon-daddy @teslamotorsblog @teslamodel3 @americafirst-blog

Xo Mom

[the-firebird69]

They have a lot of these real fast boats they're not really big I haven't been zooming around Florida taking things and leaving real quick and people going after them now cuz they posted this it's one of the main ways and so forth they're getting away from people if they steal from even the clones and they can't go after them. Imitating people and they get their jollies off watching people get it wrong it's all over Florida that they've been doing it

Thor Freya

Olympus

Oh I'm sorry you want me to stop I don't think I can I'm not really used to that

Zues Hera

I sort of get something he said it back to us and he says I'm sending it back to you and I can say it however I want but it's condensation to you it's not really anything else I hear what you're saying and I do say this it's happening Ash before he sees it but he's getting bigger and we're going to have to do something to him and he says that's why you're dying and that's why I'm doing this I want to make sure you did this time fully you and your ass and I clan are going to be gone.

Trump and me

I didn't say something else I will say something else if anybody ever does this f****** s*** again you should know that you couldn't be stolen called f****** dead nobody ever talks to me the way that this douchebag losers do I'm going to erase them regardless of Max stupid plan I'm taking tons and tons of stuff and territory cuz he's stupid f****** mother f****** are untolerable piece of God damn s*** I'm going through them like crap through goose murdering millions and millions a minute every f****** time they look at me wrong I'm slaughtering this stupid cows nobody ever says anything nobody ever does what they're doing to me ever no one and tell me if you're next you're going to die forever you stupid s**** don't even care cuz your brain is almost gone I keep having them shot because there's such f****** assholes and such f***** they keep coming back for more like I'm a ice cream truck or something I can tell them to get f****** lost get out of my face and they want more of their brain on the sidewalk

Zues

I'm going to take care of that stupid b**** you're like a f****** dog you don't listen we're just going to kill you b**** get it

Hera

I've heard it all I've seen it all just tell me to shut my face is going to stick my arms up my ass he means my physical arms

Trump

I haven't done to you anyways cuz of your childish little s*** right now Trump

Zues

I don't believe it he's got someone's hate but we're going to get to this real quick this guy is taking everything and he says it he's pouring it on and yeah Trump was out there mining stuff like cadmium if this person gets that he knows how to use it and he says if I do do you think that I'm motivated enough with this f****** stupid a****** you think I'm going to let him win and beat me I need to have tons of weaponry just to get one person to look at that stupid f*** wrong you're going to all die because of this stupid f***

Now that was him and he's shouting it he says just get off your fat ass and look at that look at some things I sort of get something it's got overtime years ago he's a child who says how much dollars did I learn after being around you idiots for only a few years and I'm a baby my body is very young what the f*** is going on here y'all dumber than hell and don't do any real work you just go around nibbling on s*** like the f****** squirrels and chipmunks that you are so that's what I hear it cuz I have to slow plotting plopping he says it's plopping I can't help it he says of course you can't if you do anything they swarm and it swarm in around you like a bunch of animals so that maybe you directly he says not blaming you directly I'm saying these people are doing it they won't leave me the f*** alone they're swimming around me and I'm alone so I'm slaughtering them you can make any assumptions or conclusions you want you sit back you're going to die.

So we have to get working I guess

Batman

[sisyphusunderthesun]

And again

touch grass

You are telling this us, hankcon shippers, not fathersonners.

acting like i'm calling you a monster for wanting to defend yourself is taking my words wildly out of proportion

Sure, now lets see what you said

stop fucking going out of your way to argue with and harass father-son enjoyers

Now who harasses them? Because everything I see in this fandom since 2018 is them harassing hankcon shippers, yet you ignore this.

and giving them real reasons go actively dislike shippers

But they of course do not give us real reasons to dislike fathersonners? Is that what you're saying? Everything we want is to ship in peace, yet these people constantly harass us and you are telling me it is we are the group known of harassment just because we dare to react? Sounds like victim blaming.

stop interacting, just block 'em if it bothers you that much,

They cannot do this too? So, we have to stop interacting, block them while they keep making insulting vids about us and calling us pedophiles and incest supporters... and nobody cares?

and move on!!

They never do, yet you are still blaming the shippers.

don't start like a fuckin ship war or some shit.

We start... not them? Right.

i don't give a shit how much you disagree with "the other side,"

And again, you're addressing shippers, not fathersonners or any hankcon hater. Does that mean they can do whatever they want but we cannot ever react or feel bad about it?

i don't want to be lumped into a group known for harassment

It's funny that you call hankcon shippers "a group known for harassment" while it is fathersonners/haters harass us most of the time but as soon as we fight back even a little we are the ones who are called monsters. Don't you think there is a lack of logic here?

cuz some of y'all can't just enjoy the damn ship

That's exactly what we do! But the hate never stops!

and shut the fuck up.

Yes, because that's what you usually say to people who just want to openly love their ship without hiding it, who are tired of constantly hiding and staying in the shadows because of the fear of getting tons of hate.

that you couldn't even take my real point

Which one? The one that tells us to shut up?

you're so used to being called a monster

So maybe shut up those who are calling hankcon shippers monsters, no?

i think YOU are scaring away these hypothetical new shippers by creating a vitriolic and toxic environment by, again, giving the people who send hankcon shippers hate a platform to spew that hate.

Victim blaming again. So you are blaming me, an actual hankcon artist, who spent 6 years in the shadows because of fathersonners and haters you defend instead of shutting up the actual haters and fathersonners who overstep and who are the ones creating a platform to spew that hate? Got it.

who dont engage in drama and just focus on the damn ship.

I don't engage in drama and just focus on the damn ship but you are telling me to shut up as soon as I started expressing dissatisfaction with your fandom policy. And you are still blaming the shippers for reacting to hate towards our ship, but not those who spread that hate.

you mean the hate you continue to engage with and the support i just said in the last sentence about a welcoming community?

What welcome community are you talking about if the first thing a hankcon shipper sees is hate and aggression? And shippers cannot even defend themselves because as soon as they do you will tell them that they are the ones to blame? You, again, are blaming the victim, not the ones who produce hate and aggression. You understand that you need to fight the source of the disease and only then the consequences of it otherwise it won't work? And you are the one who supports the source.

if you don't understand what i am trying to say here,

You are shutting hankcon shippers up, not fathersonners, not haters, but shippers.

and i don't want to be lumped into a group with that reputation

Well of course, we are a group with such a reputation, not haters/fathersonners who are direct sources of aggression, discomfort and hatred towards the ship and the shippers.

You do not tell fathersonners/haters and hankcon shippers to coexist, you are blaming the shippers.

All the conclusions I made about this fandom are that hankcon shippers have no right to express their opinion here. No matter how kind and quiet you are, no matter how much you contribute to the ship, no matter how much you want to just ship in peace, as soon as you try express your opinion, to protect yourself and your interests from the hatred that has been following us since 2018, you will immediately be accused of everything terrible and shut up.

The funniest thing is, I have never seen shippers of other pairings treated like this, even when they are a part of "hankcon shippers must die" team. This fandom is the epitome of hypocrisy and double standards.

listen as much as i disagree with seeing hank and connor as father and son, i'm just here to enjoy the ship like they're just here to enjoy them as a familial relationship. stop fucking going out of your way to argue with and harass father-son enjoyers and giving them real reasons go actively dislike shippers other than just disliking the ship. stop interacting, just block 'em if it bothers you that much, and move on!! don't start like a fuckin ship war or some shit. fucking, touch grass. i don't give a shit how much you disagree with "the other side," i don't want to be lumped into a group known for harassment cuz some of y'all can't just enjoy the damn ship and shut the fuck up. jesus christ. i'm too old for this shit

[prettygraceful]

oh by the way, after what todd finally admitted, y’all ready to stop worshipping at his goddamn altar now and stop pretending he hasn’t always been the racist, homophobe that he obviously is? and y’all ready to stop defending underhill as an OC insert character and his entire storyline? like i said, he was just there for unnecessary malec dramatics and 3x06 was NEVER about just friendship. todd literally introduced another gay guy (a gay!jace, it was no coincidence he’s that he’s another blonde white) just cuz he was going to make alec cheat and let all the racist haters in this fandom have a field day with it. are y’all ready to finally stop clowning now? i called the clalec BS back in 2a before he copped to that while everyone was busy justifying/ excusing that, and i called this underhill BS while everyone was busy doing the same here. todd never supported malec or either of them as individuals. anything good we got was from other people on the team shutting him down and doing what’s right. he only valued alec for jalec and clalec purposes, and he only valued magnus for fake brownie points and to disrespect every chance he got. any malec fan who still defends/ loves todd or underhill is NOT a malec fan. you can’t hide anymore with todd just continually running his mouth. and that makes it even worse. he’s got no shame about it at all. can this fandom finally get a grip now and just call a spade a spade. todd’s a racist homophobe, and always has been. darren too, he’s just quieter about it.

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

Nightingale. S.F.K

Authors Note: I'm sick with covid rn so maybe I'm projecting a bit about wanting one of the boys to come and take care of me but whatever. This is a request I got from @screechesincoherently for some nonspecific Sam fluff. I haven't written fluff in ages, I feel like longer fics or smut is where my best writing is done but this one is really cute and sweet. My requests are open if y'all ever wanna send me a message or an ask!

Synopsis: You come down with the flu and your sweet boyfriend Sam knows just the way to make you feel better. 

Warning: vomiting, sickness, not really anything crazy to warn you about, it's fluff and fun for the whole family!

Word count: 2.2k (short for me I know)

Pairing: Sam x female reader

Let me know what y'all think! I wrote this while lying sick in bed this evening. Let me know if you want more fluff and what you wanna read in future stories and if you want to be added to my tagged list!

Nightingale. S.F.K

You couldn't keep your eyes open, the strain from the light the television emitted was too much to bear. Suddenly you just felt awful and you weren't sure why. The feeling of Sam's body holding yours on the couch just felt so claustrophobic. Every commercial just made you feel nauseous and made your stomach feel as if it were in your throat. All you could do was focus on your breathing and try not to move. Sam could feel you go rigid in his arms, "You okay?" He asked with such a sense of concern, you shook your head squeezing your eyes shut, clamping your jaw tightly.

Sam ran his finger to move the hair from your face that had fallen onto your cheeks from the moment of your answer. "What's wrong baby?" His voice was a bit higher with nervousness as he sat up on an elbow to examine you better but you couldn't answer verbally, afraid any movement would make you sick. But suddenly a wave of nausea slammed against you so hard you couldn't hold yourself to the couch anymore. You stood quickly from the couch, pushing Sam's arm off of you from the spooning position you had been curled up in. You quickly made your way to your shared bathroom, falling to your knees and vomiting into the toilet. You hated throwing up, even when you knew you would probably feel better if you just got it over with but it was a necessary evil you could never muster up to deal with.

Within no time, Sam was by your side, pulling the hair out of your face and combing it back with his fingers, tying it up for you with the hair tie he grabbed off the sink counter. "It's okay baby, let it all out." He whispered, comforting you as he knelt by your side, running his hand gently across your back. You groaned, spitting out the nasty remaining taste in your mouth. You leaned forward and flushed the sick down the toilet. You felt so cold sitting on the chilled tiled floor in just your usual pajamas, one of Sam's big t-shirts and your panties, your body shaking with discomfort as Sam stood and ran a washcloth under the water at the sink. He returned to you, sitting behind you, he gently wraps an arm around your chest letting you lean back against him. You closed your eyes, hands coming to hold his arm, a tear you didn't even know you'd shed was brushed away by the pad of his thumb. He's so warm and cozy against you, he lays the warm washcloth lightly against your forehead and then to your cheeks.

"You feel any better?" He asks quietly against your ear still feeling you shiver. "My stomach doesn't hurt anymore." You finally spoke, your throat feeling raw, eyes still closed, not wanting to move, feeling like all the energy had just been taken out of you. "You think maybe dinner just didn't sit well with your tummy?" Sam inquired, trying to problem solve what made you so sick. "I guess." You shrugged weakly, a long moment of calm pause fell between you two as you just breathed, trying to calm your body and mind as you rested against your boyfriend's body. "Can I brush my teeth please?" You asked as you opened your eyes, squinting at the brightness of your bathroom. "Sure, baby." He whispered, standing up and extending an arm to you, you took his hand and wobbled to your feet. You washed your hands while Sam prepared your toothbrush. The taste of the minty toothpaste was a welcoming flavor compared to your revisited dinner.

You took in the sight of yourself in the mirror, pale and tired looking. Your heart fluttered at the hairstyle Sam had done for you, he was always the sweetest and most patient with you when you were sick. The messy bun he'd given you made you smile, if there's one thing to know about Sam, he's a fixer. He hated being out of control and unable to fix unfixable problems, so he would do everything in his power to make you feel comfortable and at ease while you were ill.

"Come on, let's go to bed." Sam said leading you from the bathroom, you plopped on to your bed as Sam went to your drawers and grabbed you a new shirt to sleep in, you slipped it on and quickly got comfortable under the sheets. Sam came back with a glass of water and set it on your bedside table. You smiled at him as a silent thank you. He climbed into bed with you and lightly placed his arms around you, like he always did but with a more cautious and gentler touch so as to not make you uncomfortable in case your stomach still hurt. "Wake me up if you think you're gonna be sick again, okay?" He requested, giving you a kiss on your shoulder. You simply nodded in response, sleep already taking over your body. "Goodnight, I love you." Sam rasped tiredly, "I love you, Sammy." You answered sleepily as you slowly drifted off to sleep.

As the light of the morning sun peeked through the blinds into your bedroom you couldn't help but pull the covers tighter to your body. The freezing cold air biting at your skin, you shivered and teeth started to lightly chatter as you pushed your back against Sam's front in search of comfort, he awoke with a deep breath and a groggy moan as he stretched. "Morning." He said simply as he pulled you closer to him, moving you to lay your head against his chest. You reveled in the heat of his bare chest, soft skin warm against your cheeks, your legs wrapping around his, your body begging for his warmth. He leaned down and gave you a kiss on the forehead, a look of confusion left on his face as he pulled away, eyebrows knit together in search of an answer.

"You're really warm?" He said more like a question than a statement. "I'm freezing." You said between chattering teeth, wrapping your arms around him. Sam laid a hand over your forehead, "Oh baby, I think you have a fever." He assessed, resting the back of his hand against your cheek to feel the heat rising off your skin. You groaned in sadness, you hated being sick. "I'm gonna run you a bath." Sam stated, going to sit up but you held him tighter, "Don't go, I'm so cold." "Baby I have to, the bath will keep you warm better than I can." He said, hand holding your cheek sweetly, he gave you a quick kiss and you begrudgingly released him. You knew he was right, but every second he was gone was a second spent freezing. Sam padded down to your bedroom's adjoined bathroom, the sound of the water filling the tub as he returned to your side, "My body aches so badly." You said, your face the only thing visible in your cocoon of blankets. He gave you a look full of sadness and pity, a spark in his eye as an idea came to him.

"Come here." He gently says, pulling back the covers, you looked at him now exposed to the room around you. "Sit up." He simply states, you do so but with a pained expression as you can feel your back ache, it feels as though someone had picked you up and snapped you over their knee. "Put your arms up." He requests as you look up at him with the most pitiful face, it breaks his heart to see you like this. His hands came down to the hem of your shirt and pulled it up and over your body, you laid back as you helped him get you out of your panties. You sat up on the bed looking up at him, "Come on princess, let's get you in the bath." He whispered sweetly, putting his arms under your legs and across your back as he carried you into the bathroom.

He made his way to the bathtub, the steam of the warm running water easing your senses. Sam comes to the front of the tub and gently places you into the water, you pull your arms away from him as you sit in the comforting warmth of the water. Sam stops the water and pulls a bag of lavender epsom salts from under your sink. "This should help your muscles. Just lay back and relax honey." He says gently, pouring in the sweet smelling salts into the water. You lay back into the water, wetting your hair, you come up to the surface and lay back against the edge of the tub and try to relax the best you can. Sam rests his head on his arm and runs a hand in the water, fingers stirring the water. His beautiful brown eyes gazing kindly at you with a sweet smile. It's nice having Sam here by your side, he's always been so good at taking care of you. The water is pleasant over your aching muscles, the warmth of it feels like a giant blanket wrapped over every inch of your body.

Sam runs a finger over your cheek, "I'm sorry you're not feeling well baby." Sam says with a sad expression, it makes your heart melt. You were always in the best care with Sam, he adored you and worshiped the ground you walked on, seeing you in pain like this always broke his heart. You just tilted your head toward him, leaning into his touch, giving him a pained smile. "Here, let me take care of you." He said as he grabbed your bottle of shampoo, he squeezed some into his hand. You shift closer to him and let him work the shampoo into your hair. His fingers lather the soap into bubbles as he scratches lightly into your scalp. You sigh at the delightful feeling of his large hands massaging you. He's tender in his motions as he washes the soap out of your hair as you lean under the large faucet of the tub. His hands work diligently and softly to help you relax and clean you from the lingering feeling of sickness on your body.

Sam grabs a washcloth and wets it in the water, pouring your body wash onto it, he gently grabs your wrist, pulling it from the water and runs the rag across the skin. He makes his way to your back and gingerly lathers the soap against your body. "You're so beautiful." He whispered, you ponder for a moment if that was even meant to be heard at all. "I love you." Is all you could say in response. Sam chuckled slightly, "I love you, my honey." Something about the lightness in his touch made your heart soar, the way his hands brushed over your body with intention to care for you and to simply wash the suds over your body made you feel like the goddess he saw you as. Just the intimacy of it all was so sweet. Sam had probably touched you thousands upon thousands of times but this felt different. He touched you like you would shatter at any moment. It was a touch filled with pure adoration and love.

After you were all clean, Sam drained the water and grabbed you a warm towel, you stood from the bath and wrapped the whole thing around yourself, sopping up the droplets of water on your skin and drying your hair as best you could. Sam helped you out of the bathtub and once again carried your now swaddled body to the bedroom.

He grabbed you a shirt from his own drawers knowing the comfort of them would put you at ease and a pair of your panties and carried them to you. You pulled on your underwear but Sam insisted he put your shirt on for you. You laid back under the sheets and flipped through shows on the TV, looking for anything that peaked your interest. Sam returned to your bedroom with a handful of cold and flu meds and a cup of chamomile tea and honey for you. You sat up and took your medicine while he made his way next to you. Sam pulled you close to him and you rested your head on his chest, as he took over the job of searching for something for the two of you to watch. "I'm so lucky to have you." You smile as your finger gently traces shapes into Sam's torso below. "I'd do anything for you baby." He says sweetly, giving you a kiss on the cheek.

The two of you settle on The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, and you relax into Sam as you feel him playing with your hair and listen to the sound of his heartbeat. As much as you loved the movie, your body needs rest, your eyes slowly close as Sam unintentionally lulls you to sleep with the touch of his fingertips. The beating heart of the man who would do anything for you thumping softly in your ear.

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[canonicallysoulmates]

Just saw your post about the post phase 1 Marvel movies and the meme you used for CA:CW. So I'm here to ask and get you cancelled. What did you think about the movie? Are you Team Stark or Team Rogers?

........................................................I knew this day would come......okay, let's get me cancelled!

I hate this movie, I hate this movie with every fiber of my being. Watching it was torture, it as the longest 20hrs of my life. It was like living out one of those very confusing math problems I started this movie at 10am somehow 6pm rolls around and there are still 2hrs left! Coño cómo?! I watched this with my mom, and when we checked how much time was left we were left looking at each other like 'que carajo what twilight zone bullshit is this?' It's one of those Marvel movies that I am so glad I did not waste my money on, I wish I could get a refund for my time but I made my choice and I shall now have to deal with it.

I hate this movie for many reasons but I'm not gonna make y'all wait any longer for what you're really here for because I know what y'all really want to know is whether I am Team Iron Man or Team Captain America. When it comes to the political aspects ie. the Accords, I am Team Neither.

Now, I cannot get into a comprehensive debate about the Accords because the writers did a shitty ass job, in a 2 and a 1/2 hour movie that felt like a lifetime, at explaining what exactly the Accords are in the movie universe. Emphasis on the movie universe, because I have seen debates go on in this motherfucking fandom where some people will bring up aspects from the comics Registration Acts but we're not talking about the comics okay, we're talking about the movies! And they're two fucking different things! And the movie did a shitty ass job at explaining what the Accords are, and that's one of the reasons I hate this movie: that it's so badly written.

But back to the point, which is where I stand on the teams when it comes to the politics, I am Team Neither because ultimately they were both idiots on how they handled this, and I think they both have good points like yes the Avengers and other superheroes should 100% be held accountable if they fuck up, the fact that they are superheroes and the "good guys" doesn't mean that their actions shouldn't have consequences but at the same time Steve's mistrust of the government and concerns that the team and others could be weaponized are also valid so I think they both have good points when it comes down to it and the smart thing to do - and in my opinion what would have made a much better film- would have been to come together and make like a counterproposal, decide on amendments, try to ensure they can get a representative so they have a voice on the table.

So, there you go when it comes to the Accords I am Team Neither however when it comes to the characters and their actions I am 1,000% Team Tony. At the end of the day he wanted to do what was best for both people and for his team, he wanted to keep the team together because he knew they were stronger together, and he was thinking long term not short term.

And then there's Steve who is an asshole in this film and completely lacks self awareness, cause there's a scene in the film after they've found out about the Accords where Steve goes "that's because he already made up his mind" about Tony and I'm just like bitch so did you, pot meet kettle, Rogers you knew from the get go that you weren't going to sign those papers don't go acting different and then like- here's the thing Steve has some very good points when it comes to the Accords but one of his points is that the UN is filled with people with agendas and agendas change which true but also motherfucker you yourself have an agenda! The whole Sokovia mess is an example that they cannot be trusted to hold themselves or each other accountable because inevitably the time will come where they'll want to protect their team mate like we see in this movie Steve do with Bucky, or how he wanted to protect Wanda because he looks at her as if she were a child not an adult. Steve, you lot are not exempt from having your own agendas and biases.

And through pretty much the entire movie, he has this whole my way or the highway attitude like this man does not know the meaning of compromise in this film, and he has such tunnel vision for Bucky- and listen! listen, listeeeeeen, I get it, I don't judge Steve for making his bestie a priority; I understand that Bucky is incredibly important to Steve, that he's the one person who's gonna look at him as just Steve and not as the Steve Rogers, I get that he carries a guilt over what happened to his friend, I understand he misses him, I understand all of that and respect the ride or die game but goddamn he was so focused on being a good friend to Bucky that he forgot about everyone and everything else and was a shit friend to Tony.

Actually a lot of people in this film were shit to Tony for no goddamn reason but Steve was such a shitty friend not telling Tony about his parents, that was a shitty ass thing to do and listen! I know what some of y'all are thinking you're thinking some version of 'he wanted to protect Tony' shut the fuck up. No, no, that's an excuse and it's a cheap one, you know damn well that was a shitty thing for Steve to do and y'all know damn well you would have reacted the same way Tony did if someone who you thought was your goddamn friend knew about something horrible that happened to people that were important to you and they never told you; that kind of shit hurts, and finding out someone you thought of as a friend doesn't care about you as much as you care about them hurts.

And y'all know goddamn well how emotions work, you know emotions aren't gonna wait for the rational brain to kick in don't some of y'all go playing dumb as if you didn't know this shit. Same way deep down all of y'all know Tony was holding his punches, that man gave Thanos a fight and got some blood if he had wanted to kill Bucky he would have. Don't none of y'all motherfuckers try to play games and act like you don't know this info.

Steve was a shit friend to Tony. Period. The least he could have done is have some empathy or compassion towards Tony when he saw his parent's being killed- and I swear to motherfucking god to the person who is getting close to their keyboard thinking of saying he showed compassion by not killing him back the fuck away from your motherfucking keyboard what did I tell you about playing stupid, this is properly tagged, stay in your fucking lane. Some of y'all be acting as if it were still 2016 and we're gonna be talking about that too, anon wanted my opinion on this film so now I'm going off.

Back to what I was saying, in some ways Steve wasn't a perfect friend to Bucky either cause he kept looking at Bucky and thinking of the guy he used to know but Bucky's not that person anymore, he's been through a lot of shit and it feels at times like Steve didn't fully realize that.

I hate Steve in this movie, I wanna punch him in the throat; he's an ass, he thinks he's above the rules, he's unaware of his own flaws, he might be a good friend to Bucky but that's it. I don't blame Steve though I blame the writers cause they're the ones who wrote him this way; moving on from Steve, I wanna talk about Wanda real quick, I don't hate the character of Wanda but I do hate the way she was written in this film, I hate that the writers expect us as an audience to look at this adult and think of her as a defenseless child who should be exempt from consequences, I hate that instead of actually doing something with her and exploring some interesting dynamics they just give her an AI boyfriend and a pinterest quote which sounds nice but falls flat especially considering she says said quote as she uses her powers (which is what people are afraid of) to send her love interest down several floors of a building. They could have done so many cool and interesting things with her, shame they didn't.

Another thing I hate about this film is what it did to the fandom, and how it was promoted because it was very much promoted as a pick your fighter, pick a side type of movie and after this movie came out I feel like the divide between Tony fans and Steve fans grew toxically and the effects are still seen to this day like some people really do be acting as if it were still 2016 and attacking others for what side they went with or for who their fav between the two is, and I'll be very honest a lot of the hate I have seen has been directed towards Tony and Tony fans. I hate that, I hate when TPTB deliberately pits fans against each other cause it just encourages a toxic environment.

Let me think was there anything that I liked about this film- wait, oh my god talking about all these other things I hate almost made me forget the thing I hate the most about this movie: it's pointless. Its existence is unnecessary; the biggest aspect of this film isn't the politics of the Accords, it's Steve and Bucky and how far Steve is willing to go for Bucky and have him by his side...but Endgame exists. The end of Endgame turns this film pointless, because the only true point of this movie is the relationship between Steve and Bucky that's the biggest takeaway from the whole thing, but then you have the end of Endgame where Steve just leaves Bucky.

I hated this film before I saw Endgame but after.....I never plan to watch Civil War again but if I did I'm pretty sure I'd self combust cause I'd be so angry I'd scream every time Steve appeared cause that son of a bitch ends up leaving; tears the whole team apart only to end up leaving his friend behind in the end.

I hate this film, I hate everything about it, well that's not true I love the Tony and Peter stuff, but aside from a couple of things I hate this movie, someone give me time stone I'm eliminating it from the timeline.

So, there you go those are my thoughts on CA: CW.

In conclusion, I am Team Neither on the Accords, Team Tony on everything else, Steve I still like you but this movie demoted you in my eyes and makes me wanna punch you in the throat.

[villxinmiixx]

I'd like for everyone to know and realize once again that i will block anyone that is being toxic or offends me in anyway, i get that you're trying to have fun or that's it's a “joke” but really no one's laughing except you 😬

that's awkward ain't it? 💀

it's absolutely disrespectful of you to just go on my blog/account and just copy the link of one of my posts and send it to a server that includes people that hate me 😐

call me “sensitive” call me whatever names you like but i put my discord life separate from my tumblr life. 😐

that's why i removed my tumblr link from my about me, cuz' people would call me a pedo for “dating” a minor? i haven't even dated anyone since two years ago are you kidding me?

most of y'all think you guys act like “girlbosses” or some shit but in reality you're just another mannerless teenager on the internet.

sometimes i feel like you should've been in my shoes so you could shut the fuck up and pay some respect to people you don't know.

respect works like this: if you respect this person they will respect you back.

but if you disrespect them they disrespect you back.

if they're your family members they're most likely going to disrespect you no matter what the fuck you do because they're your “fAmILy” and they think they can do whatever the fuck they want just because they're older than you or just cuz' the other family members like them more than you.

if the person disrespects you first you walk away and never talk about it again, since really. if you keep talking about it it'll feel like you'll never let go.

and i was given a screenshot that the second person i fought with did not let it go; uh okay yeah i definitely left the server because of you and not the fact because of another incident but okay suit yourself keep imagining dumb shit like that.

i ain't letting go cuz' you aren't, stop acting like you're regina george and put your shit together cuz' really people would just think you're a narcissistic, toxic piece of shit because of that.

and tbh they'll be right and if you say “that's jUst BecaUse tHeyre JealoUs” or “tHat's bEcAusE tHey kNow i'M better tHan aLl of yOu” naw we're just saying it cuz' it's the truth.

hopefully you'll change one day tbh, i really hope you do.

cuz' in an all honesty c, i actually wanted to be friends with you when you came to the christmas server. too bad ig, but i'm pretty sure you didn' t even wanna be friends with me so win-win.

[heresathreebee]

Waters Brackish and Briny (four)

[Ralph Lamont X Female Reader]

Summary: the first of many strange and unusual occurrences to come in your new home. Previous Masterlist Next

Tags: 15+ | 2k words | hauntings, an argument, physical intimidation 😬, secrets, crying

AN: hey remember there were ghosts in Things Seen and Heard? Personally I hate angst so sorry y'all 😔 I will NOT leave it here for long

SECOND WEEK

Ralph went back to work and the house became empty once more. Empty except for yourself and the house. And possibly a rat or two. You set up traps and finished moving the furniture in the downstairs rooms into place. The previous owners left a decently conditioned upright piano behind when they moved. A few scuffs on the legs and a toy soldier in the strings, but perfectly playable and barely out of tune. Nothing a little warm up couldn't change.

You ate lunch on the piano bench, glaring at the unfinished archway leading to the solar room. Should you sweep first or measure the windows to be fitted for panes? Do you want regular clear glass or some stained glass? Get crazy with it? 

You waste a couple hours playing basic melodies and manage to squeeze in time to do all the measurements for the windows before 3 pm. You take down the paper on the floor most window holes and sweep the dust and leaves and branches outside. You mop till the hardwood floor shines but you hate the white beech wood and add varnish to the To Do list. 

You ring up the Vayle boys you met the day you unloaded your furniture. "Hey Eddie! I was planning on making something for you and Cole as a thank you but I need some supplies first." 

It rained in the afternoon and Ralph came home with mud on his pants. "Baby what happened? Did you fall?" 

Ralph looked supremely annoyed. "One of the kids took a tumble and grabbed me for support. We both went down." 

You know he's in a sour mood but you can't stifle your laughter. You coo at him, looking over the damage to his suit. He's got mud caked on the seat of his pants and flecks of it as high as the back of his neck. You help him strip as much as appropriate with guests in the house. 

Your husband sniffs the vanilla scent from the air and looks at you incredulously. "Did you make cookies?" 

"Yeah," you said, "for Eddie and Cole." 

The boys waved at your husband from the kitchen counter. He gives a lustless wave back and trudges upstairs in his under things. You tip the boys with the rest of the cookies in an old dish and send them on their way home. 

You open your bedroom door to find Ralph butt ass naked and on his knees looking for something. 

"We should do this more often," you tease. 

Ralph looks up and raises an eyebrow at you then notices the position he's put himself in. "Now's not the time for jokes: do you know where the luffa is?" 

You cross your arms. "Well it's not under the bed…" 

"Helpful." Ralph climbs to his feet and his nose bumps yours. "Where. Is. The luffa." 

"Behind the bathroom door on a hook." 

"Why?" Ralph takes three steps towards the bathroom, then quickly retraces them and this time his forehead collides with you none too gently. "And not saving me a cookie? Uncool." 

"Open your mouth." His eyes go dark for a second and you roll yours. "Do it." 

You plant the last cookie in his mouth and flop onto the bedspread. "Go. Shower. I'll clean up the kitchen." 

The house creaks at night. Sometimes the sounds make the hair on your neck stand on end, but you simply squeeze Ralph and drift back to sleep. In the haze of a dream you think you hear something small and glass break a few rooms over but you can't hold onto your memories for long like this. 

Except tonight there is more than sounds. Beneath the smell of your body wash on Ralph's skin, something tickles the back of your throat. It's acrid and raw pulling you from the fringes of sleep into reality fast. You sniff the air and the scent seems to grow ten times stronger. It's like… it's like… 

You shake Ralph by the shoulder. He doesn't stir an inch. The smell is so strong you're choking on it. You grab Ralph and shake him like a doll until he bursts into wakefulness. 

"What? What?!" 

"Do you smell that?" 

"What?" His eyes are completely unfocused, face pinched in annoyance. 

"It smells like…" you turn on the bedside lamp much to his dismay. "It's like gasoline or something." 

Ralph growls and rubs at his eyes. "Exhaust fumes maybe. Ralph! We have to get up– we have to get out!" 

Somehow you manage to drag him out of bed and down the stairs. The smell gets weaker but it's still there burning in your nostrils like actual fire. Your eyes search frantically for that yellow orange flicker in every room to no avail. It doesn't ease your fear. 

"Come on." You push Ralph outside and the man almost falls off the wrap-around porch. His eyes are glued shut, legs shaking as he stands, and trapped in that sleep state. 

You rack your brain for ideas. Is the car on fire? Should you check the garage? Do you have a working fire extinguisher? There's one in the garage by the door but you doubt it's up to date. 

"Ralph baby please wake up, I need you…" 

You cling to his arm and he manages to crack one eye open. "The fuck is going on?" 

"Something's wrong," you stutter, "I think he's here."

Ralph opened his other eye and looked at you. His head swiveled to and fro over his shoulders, trying to peer out into the dark cover of night to find anyone lurking in the dark. His grip on your arm is tight, almost hurts. He looks back at you, puzzled. 

"Where?" 

You didn't know where, in fact you don't know why you said that. He had no idea where the two of you were. For all you know he might not even be a he at all. You've never met them but you're haunted by them. 

You shake your head and focus on the danger of now. "Fumes. I woke up and it smelled like exhaust fumes in our room." 

"I didn't smell anything," Ralph says. 

You growl. "I did. We need to call someone, we can't go back in the house. What if it's filled with gas and there is an open flame somewhere?" 

Ralph looks around then tries to walk past you towards the door. You catch him with a look of disbelief. 

"Did you not just hear a single word I said?!" 

Ralph sweeps your bruising grip from his arm. He keeps walking but he never breaks eye contact with you. He's definitely awake now. 

"If there's fumes, it's coming from the garage. Lord knows you're not going to let me look knowing that," he says stepping past the threshold into the mud closet next to the kitchen, "so we need to call someone." 

He picks up the phone from its cradle and dials 9-1-1. "Unless you have some secret satelite phone hidden in the barn, I'm all ears on how we call someone…" 

He's right. He's being an asshole about it but he's right. You can smell the fumes as you step in, desperate not to be far from him no matter what happens. Ralph plucks the housecoat from the hook by the door and fits it around your shoulders. You didn't realize you were shivering. 

The sheriff comes out tonight and it's half past 2 am. You and Ralph are waiting outside, a reasonable distance from the house in case an explosion was imminent but it never came. Sheriff Laughton brought a fire team and they searched the house. 

Travis–  as he asked them to call him– asked a few meandering questions. Ralph held your hand and answered as many as he dared, looking to you for the questions you could answer better. They both noticed your thousand yard stare but said nothing. 

Travis came back with the fire team and a long, befuddled face. "They checked over every inch of that house and didn't find anything except a broken lightbulb in the laundry closet." 

Ralphie did not return your gaze, instead he asked. "Nothing at all?" 

Travis scratched his head. "If there was something, it's gone now. I might have your cars looked at just in case, there's a mechanic about 10 miles yonder I can give you directions to." 

Ralph's hand smoothed over your shoulder to try warming you up. "No, no that's OK, I have a mechanic right here." 

You slap his chest for teasing you but your weak smile falls not a moment later. How can that be? They found nothing? Had you imagined the whole thing? But it had felt so real… 

By the time you brought your mind back to the present, you found Ralph had moved you to the kitchen and offered Travis a cup of coffee for his troubles. The fire team was packed up and driving off the property, leaving only the sheriff's cruiser out in that empty night. 

"Ralph," you whispered over the sink. "I think we should call Reagan…" 

"No." 

You blinked. He hadn't even taken a second to consider it, just… dismissed you out of hand like you were an annoyance. You crossed your arms over your chest and glared. 

"If you won't, I will." 

Ralph beat you to the phone and blocked your path, you glimpsed Travis standing awkwardly in the door but paid him no more than a passing thought. 

This was about to get ugly. 

"I. Am not crazy." You keep your voice low but the quiver of anger still seeps through. "I know what I smelled. It was real. If you're not going to ask for help, then fine, but do not stand in my way because of your pride." 

Ralph had that look in his eyes– the dangerous look. "Oh, honey, no… I told you– we are not calling Reagan." 

He kept shaking his head minutely, like it was the only thing keeping him from screaming. "That's final. I mean it, baby. I will lock you in that fucking basement if you touch that phone. I will burn this fucking house down before I let you even look at that dial." 

Your jaw hit the floor but before you could protest, Ralph had your arm in a death grip as he began to drag you out into the hallway. He was probably trying to push you to the bedroom but his out of character threat had rocked you. 

"Let me go," you growled, "Ralph! Stop it!" 

Travis called out to you two and you tried to wipe that innate look of fear from your face. Ralph seemed to snap out of it a bit when he realized you weren't alone and he finally released your arm. It didn't stop him from bending over you until his nose brushed yours and in a growl commanded you to go upstairs. 

Now is not the time to cry. Crying right now feels like weakness. You're not sad– you're fucking furious with him right now. But you're not about to make a bigger scene in front of this cop, so you push past him and head for the stairs. 

The blood racing in your veins is making your face hot and head pound. You can hear Ralph follow you up shortly, likely to continue the argument further but you are beyond listening at this point. You turn just in time to see him look at you funny– why are you mad?-- before slamming the door so hard you hear the wood around the lock almost splinter. 

He doesn't try the door. The light of the hallway goes out and you listen to him sigh as he heads for the couch to sleep on. You throw yourself onto your bed alone and cry into your pillow until exhaustion takes you to a dreamless black sleep.

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[sugarydolli]

Orange Juice | [REPOST]

Title ~ Orange Juice

Word Count ~ 2k

Pairings ~ Leon x Chubby!reader

Warnings ~ Body shaming, Bullying

Okay but do y'all see my new icon like 🥰

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"Come on Y/N," junko smirked "hes never gonna like you if your fat, keep throwing it up." You pushed slightly on your stomach to trigger more vomit.

With Junko standing behind you, taunting you as your breakfast pushed passed your lips.

You could see Mukuro start gather tissue for you to wipe your mouth off with.

-

You sat in class one day as the teacher rambled about nothing you cared about. The sun ran over the curve of your cheeks and lit up your (E/C) eyes as you were deep in thought.

"What if I was smaller"

"Would I be prettier?"

"Would he notice me?"

Not even noticing that class was over until two particular known sisters made their way over to you.

Junko slapped her hand down on your desk taking you out of your thoughts. Her sinister smile was a clear warning of her intentions which were obvious to you.

You expected nothing but harsh words, more things to make you regret your weight. But she unexpectedly had other plans.

Junko came to you as if she wanted to help you. She said she could make you look pretty. In your desperate state of mind you accepted.

Ever since then her way of making "pretty" was meeting her outside of the bathroom every 2-3 hours, practically shoving you face into a toilet and forcing you to gag your meals.

-

"Hey Junko.." you said weakly, your stomach aching being the 5th week you skipped lunch. "Did you ever find out what type of girls Leon is into?"

She thought about it while she chewed her food. "Why of course I did, and you know what he told me?"

You were practically leaning over the table, dying to know what the baseball player told her. "He said and I quote, "tight waisted bimbos with huge tits" end quote."

It felt like a spear ran threw your heart as you sunk into deep thought. "I'm sure he'll like you for who you are rather than what your physical appearance is Y/N."

"You filthy liar! I told her exactly what he told me."

"But Junko I was right ther-"

"Shut up!"

The thoughts in your head shut you out from the twins bickering. Your mind festering on the idea of fitting into Leon's type.

The sadness you felt turned into determination. Thinking about how you can cut out a few more meals, and exercise even more times a day. Wearing extremely heavy hoodies in raging hot weather to shed.

You were determined by the end of this month you'd fit his standards.

"Junko,"

Standing up, you caught her attention before she shot another insult to Mukuro. "I think I'm ready now."

A large malicious smirk panned across her face, rising up from her seat. "Let's go."

-

You shoved two fingers down your throat, nearly missing your uvula. Not much at first shot out but as you progressed more and more came out as your throat burned.

Beginning to feel dizzy, you leaned against the bathroom stall. Not having the energy to continue the assault on your throat. Once you gained your composure you restarted, plunging fingering back into your throat. Murkuro held your hair back away from your face as Junko unbeknownst to you recorded your gagging.

You finished up rather quickly, wiping spit from the corner of your mouth. You rummaged through your backpack looking for your tooth brush.

You walked over to the sink ignoring a few girls who just walked in stares of confusion. The first thing you noticed was your cheeks, usually a soft looking round was now turning hallow.

Your body over all seemed to be getting slimmer over the past few weeks. So much so you'd start to get compliments and praised.

For once you've felt good about yourself, Confident.

...

Until, from an anonymous account you were exposed. Several videos of you forcing yourself to barf was posted on this account.

"This you?"

Mukuro texted you while you got dressed in your uniform. Sending the account.

As if the multiple videos weren't enough, pictures of your dazed expression began circulating. Tears threatened your eyes, you reported each video and picture one by one.

-/-

You went into school, head hung low as whispers and giggles could be heard around you.

You would look up to see several faces looking at you with disgust, some occasionally with pity.

Ultimately, you decided that you weren't gonna let this stop you from reaching your goal. Even if it was draining you.

Today being mile day in PE made you teensy bit woozy, but still you convinced yourself of the "benefits"

-

The long track taunted you, seeming like it stretched for miles. "You've never seen any interest in mile before, Y/N..are you sure." Your PE teacher placed a hand on your shoulder, giving you a understanding look.

You nodded gulping slowly before starting to sprint. At first it wasn't as bad (you told yourself) as you got about half way down the long course.

Your eyes were starting to get a bit heavy as you tried regulating your breath. The temperature only seemed to get hotter as you tried to block out the feelings.

"Was this a heat wave?" You asked your as you tried to push through. Darkness seemed to be clouding over your vision rather quickly.

And surely you passed out.

-

Condensation slid down your face making you wince. You blinked a few times before taking in the bright light on the ceiling.

You rose up quickly only to be pushed right back down. The school nurse, Mikan, giving a frighten shriek from your sudden movement.

"Please let me help you get up." Her worried tone, placing a hand on your back while you rose. "You passed out on the field." A quiver still in her voice.

Panic started to rise in your gut. "I..I did?" You didn't want to believe her words, seeing it more as an embarrassment than an health concern.

"A teacher carried you here with the help of a student." Mikan tried calming you down to prevent any other health problems.

Sadly her efforts wasted as you began to worry yourself on who the student was. Your nightmares only coming true when Leon suddenly walked through the door.

"Mikan is she alright? I heard talkin' and" Your eyes met sending a rush of pink to your cheeks. His pale blue orbs gazed into your F/C ones.

"Are you... alright?" Leon's gaze never leaving your eyes. Lips quivering to much for a verbal answer, you nodded.

Tears brimmed your eye line, you didn't want to met like this. This wasn't supposed to be this way. But his next words caught you off guard.

"Good. hate to see a pretty girl like yourself hurt." He followed up with a wink before sliding out of the office.

Awe casted on your face causing you jaw to open slightly. You were in shock, not even hearing Mikan rambling.

-

Once you were released from Mikan's office you headed to your locker. You managed to pick your jaw up off the floor but shock and awe still lingered.

You opened your locker open-mindedly. A small blush colored envelope fell out, you practically tore it open to see in somewhat messy handwriting:

A actual compliment..did I hit my head that hard? Am I in a coma?

Hey cutie ;), I'd call myself a hero for saving you today. How about you reward me with a little date later today?

- Leon

A squeal errupted from your mouth causing whoever around you a confused look. You were to caught up in your joy to even realize Junko and Mukuro making their way over.

A hand placed firmly onto your shoulder, turning you around to face them forcefully.

"Whaddya got there Y/N?"

Junko's tone too sweet for her own good, you held the letter up slowly in which she snatched it. "This has to be a fake." She said without looking.

Eyes widening, you look the letter back reading it over for any indications. The thought of this being some prank didn't even register to you.

"Well if you are going you know what you have to do" Her tone lowering to something darker. You have her a nod before once again walking to the dreadful bathroom.

You've grown tired of these plain walls as you stick a few fingers once again down your throat. Your senses activated causing you to hurl.

Junko chuckled, getting a sick sort of kick out your suffering. Mukuro narrowing her eyes at her sister, quickly sending a text to someone.

About five minutes later the sound of the bathroom door being slammed open caused you to rip your fingers out of your mouth.

Various shouts coming from behind the stall door as it was suddenly swung open. Leon stood in the frame with ishimaru not far behind.

The sudden appearance caught Junko off guard, almost dropping her phone. "Leon you can't just-" The short haired male turned his attention to the scene.

"Y/N...what are you doing?" Leon's face in confusion, you quickly wiped any remaining spittle off your chin before turning around completely.

Leon bent down, wiping your cheeks with his thumb. "I don't give a shit about your body, I like you just the way you are." He lifts you up, giving you a hug.

"Nothing, just a-" Junko was quick to cut you off. "A hard case of bulimia." Your hair fell down into your face, Junko continued to laugh.

She spoke in a bragging fashion as she told the two men of your dirty secret. Tears brimmed your lash line seeing Leon's eyebrows furrowed in disgust.

"And the funny part about it is...she it did all for you!" Leon's eyes widened, his mouth almost fell open as he quietly repeated her last few words.

"You told me that he likes small waisted girls and I-" a sob breaking your sentence, you fell down onto the bathroom floor sobbing uncontrollably. You felt hands gently pry your hands off your face.

Your usual small pink envelope fell right into your hands, causing a smile to stretch across your face.

You snuggle into his neck, now happy tears rolling down your cheeks.

- timeskip brought to you by the iconic cheez duo -

- about a month later

"You know, Princesses are usually found in castles. How'd I meet you here?"

Cheesy. You smirk to yourself before feeling large arms wrapped around you. Leon placed a kiss to your temple, filling spinning you around for a kiss to the lips.

"I guess the answer to your question would be, sometimes princesses get bored for waiting on their prince." Leon chuckled, sneaking in another kiss. "Well, it's not easy  finding the right princess."

His hand instinctively latched onto your as you two walked down the hall to your first period.

-

Leon doesn't like you cause of your skin, your weight, or your face. He likes you because of you.

-

Uhh I know the themes in this got like really fucking dark and usually I don't like to to talk about these topics cause all around this is supposed to be a happier book and shit like that but it was actually requested of me once before.

I thought it was time to get out of my comfort zone and address this. You all are beautiful no matter what you look like, your body doesn't define you!! Your beauty inside and out. And if anyone tells you otherwise me and cheez will beat the- I mean kindly slap them around with kindness.

Anyways I love you all and everyone around you should to! You don't have to fit into what someone wants you to for them to love you. If they really love you, they'd love you for you! Appearance doesn't matter in love!! ((Praying I'm saying the right things))

And it is okay if you do wanna change how look. Just use the reader as an example not to do, please don't hurt yourself or take the easy route. Please choose healthy and non harmful ways to improve on your already beautiful self.

I'm really not good at this so I hope this little message didn't offend, comfort is nawt my strong suit BUT I love you all tremendously and I'll always be here no matter what.

- Cheez it chan & Cheez <3

-

[arklayraven]

Before you continue: I'm making this post to inform people on some stuff, mainly for my reasons for making a carrd to inform people that Loki is bi/pan. This is NOT a invitation to debate with me at all over this all. Also don't bother trying to send hate to me. I'll just block you and move on. I'm not going to waste my energy replying to panphobic and bi/panphobic people.

With all this said...You can now continue.

~

Let's just say this now before I truly jump into a long post about this.

CHARACTERS AND PEOPLE WHO USE MULTIPLE LGBT+ LABELS DO EXIST AND ARE VALID.

Now to the real depth of this topic...

Panphobia and bi/panphobia, has been very active lately, especially on twitter I've noticed. That soon evolved to say any character who is labeled as pan(or pan too with bi) or bi/pan, is automatically 'biphobic'. Which honestly, is a lie, and just a excuse people use to be panphobic and bi/panphobic.

I understand some people can't wrap their minds around the fact a character, even a person, can use multiple labels to identify themselves. But just cause you don't understand it, doesn't make it automatically bad or invalid.

Which is why, I honestly decided to just say 'feck it' finally, and made a carrd with information to inform people on the fact, Loki is bi/pan, always has been in fact.

Twitter and other places too honestly, was and still is known, to spread a 'proof' around that Loki was only labeled as Pan out of 'biphobic' intent. That proof being Mackenzi Lee response on why she labeled Loki as pan in her book Loki: Where Mischief Lies, which people jumped to say it was for 'biphobic reasons'. When actually, that wasn't the case. If you wish to see what I mean, here's the link to the carrd I made if information about it and more. I really recommend you read through all the things carefully and see the fact it was just either people misinterpreting her reply or twisting Lee's words to fit their own panphobic rhetoric.

But I am sure some of y'all are like 'lol why care tho? Loki was called canon bi in the mcu. just shut up and leave our bi characters alone.' Yes. He was called bi in the mcu, but I'm talking about marvel comics as a whole here. The mcu for me is honestly a very iffy thing now, especially after the genderfluid erasure and fluidphobia, and other troubling stuff. So I am just focusing on the comics when it comes to Loki on this.

Though I must state a fact while talking about this. Kate Herron, the now well known director for the Loki series, has acknowledged Loki is being written as both bi and pan. But I'll just continue to just call Loki from the mcu as just bi because yeah.

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The reason I bring this all up, and still care. Is because I am trying to destroy the lies that people say Loki isn't pan or bi/pan, whenever we say he is pan or bi/pan.

This isn't out of the goal to suddenly have people call Loki bi/pan for now on. Honestly I am fine if you just keep calling him bi, its cool with me personally. But what isn't cool to me is the spread of lies that Loki was labeled pan out of biphobic reasons. That's not true. And what's more as well, I don't like how people continue to say a character labeled as bi/pan is biphobic, or choose to just flat out ignore the pan label, or shoot people down for calling the character pan too or bi/pan, when they have been called as both.

If the character was labeled as both bi and pan, then guess what, they are bi/pan. It's not biphobic, or bi erasure. It's just adding another label to character. For a character can have and use multiple labels too just like a person irl.

I'm just stating the facts that bi/pan characters like Loki exist and are valid, and I bring up Loki mainly over this because the panphobia over his label identity has been going on for too long and far. That we get harassed or attacked for even calling Loki pan or bi/pan.

And yes...me talking about it isn't gonna automatically stop the -phobic talks or people, I know this. Even when showing proof to those hateful people. But I at least want to try to inform those who will listen, and are willing to try to understand, and learn. So that we deal with less spread of lies and -phobic posts from people about Loki and other characters in fact.

While I'm at it, I will repost this thing I said on another post awhile back about some characters labeled both bi and pan:

Reminder that a character can be both bi and pan, if they’ve been called as both. Neither label cancels the other out no matter which was said first or last. For both labels are valid and can coexist together.

Though if you still are determined to say it's still biphobic because Loki was called bi first, then pan. Let me ask ya a question then about another character in a similar boat:

Lucifer Morningstar from the show was first called pan by his writers, then bi later on, but his pan label then was just ignored by almost everyone. Why isn't that seen as 'panphobic' or 'pan erasure'? Compared to a character who was called bi first, then pan later on too, but that's called 'biphobic' or 'bi erasure'? Yep, its true, he was called both pan and bi by his writers/etc, look it up. Lucifer is bi/pan, just like Loki, and like Harley Quinn(yep, she was called both bi and pan too), and other characters I just haven't mentioned here.

As much as some people want to continue using their old excuses or lies, to be panphobic and bi/panphobic. In the end of the day you can't erase the fact a character can be bi/pan, use multiple labels, and be still valid as any other character with just a single label.

And this goes same for irl people who are bi/pan or just use multiple labels too. We exist and always have been, and we are valid and always will be. No matter what you try to say to us, we still will keep existing.

[windwardstar]

Its extremely funny to me how you made a post about how white make atheists dont care about others being abused while at the SAME TIME dismiss abuse ay child growing up in religious enviornments can suffer.

Or you could like recognize I didn't say anything like that and was giving a quick reposnse to a question a follower put on a post in a time when messenger and replies weren't a thing and that I was referring to shit that was directly in the post. Also. It's really funny you're sending what anon hate? ?? Harassment?

Like fuck off anon.

Also that post is years old but sure. White atheists have a real big problem with going "I'm super intellectual and inherently better than you for rejecting religion(Christianity but also treat all religion in general as inherently bad to believe in and end up with a bunch of racism)"

Spiritual abuse (which mind you I PERSONALLY experienced) is abuse and was included in when I talked about that somewhere because y'all keep fucking harassing me over that single post. But also the op didn't mention abuse (iirc idk I haven't seen that post in fucking YEARS) so when I gave my quick "this is what the post meant" reply I didn't include it because it just wasn't on my mind because wow people forget shit. Like fucking hell shut the fuck up and find something better to do with your time than harass someone who experienced religious abuse about forgetting to include it in a reply they took two seconds to write so someone else could maybe think about how religion has harmed people and those people have an inherently different relationship to those religions than someone who just decided they were better than you for being all "intellectual". *obligatory the post was specifically also only referring to Christianity since that's the dominant religion in the western world and the group the post was referring to and was gonna let other people tackle non-christian religions

Shut the fuck up. And stop harassing me.