#and would tie everything in so much better than I'd initially planned

[brain-rot-central]

I had a dream that Astarion's parents were a star elf and a moon elf and they named him Astarion because he was their "moon and stars" and now I'm upset

[omaano]

SW Hades AU September Update

Links and previous updates: May - June - July - August - everything else in this AU

For the month of September I have for you a finished character illustration for not only one but two characters for the Hades AU! One boon giver in the form of Shaak Ti,

and Obi-wan, this grumpy old desert hermit who is still missing shading from his dusty surroundings.

AND below the cut I will show you the designs for all the keepsakes I sketched out for the characters this month :3

But - before I go into some ramblings - let's have another poll:

(I know it's a lot like the last poll, but I'm really trying to work on drawings of the boon giver characters while I still remember all the layer settings I need for their glow and radiant spikes ^^;)

And now on for the ramblings and thoughts behind the process of the art I've created this month:

One last rant about me and replicating the Hades art style

I have touched on my struggles with how I translate the Hades art style into my project in the previous update, and unfortunately the perfectionist in me refuses to let it go... so I'll muse on that a bit more in this one as well. Last time, I promise. I've come to the necessary conclusions that I'll let the topic go once I typed these out.

I found this very interesting video that I wish I'd seen before I started this project.

It is a very interesting breakdown of the Hades art style. Now I have to admit that I am very very bad at observation. Therefore I heavily rely on others pointing out patterns and defining characteristics before I can consciously start building on those on my own. For example: when I started more seriously working on this Hades AU project my main objective was to get better at lineart. The way I saw it Hades artworks had very clean and solid linearts with lots of black (thanks to another video that pointed that out as one of the 3 major definig features of the style) but if I look at it more closely the lines and shading are a lot looser, and more confident than what I ended up using.

I quite enjoy doing it, don't get me wrong, but there is an up- and downside to hunting down single pixels that are out of order (b it for lineart or shading) and 100% zoom in... which is silly and unnecessary, since I have to scale down my art quite a bit before posting anyway, so who would see anyway?

Also at this point I'm very much facing the dilemma of how much I can change in my approach to this style to still keep this entire project coherent. I'm more in favour of coherency at this point, so I'm just trying to soak up these lessons for future references.

One of these lessons was another point that was very fascinating in this video (aside from how this video picks a multiply layer approach to shading... which I had abandoned after Boba and Cobb for whatever reason?) was to point out the one dominant, more saturated colour in a character art, and how all the rest are desaturated to support that dominating character.

Shaak Ti and my babies

And I actually was very consciously trying to apply that with Shaak Ti! (I'm so proud of myself, finally incorporating a lesson into my work, look at me go!) It didn't exactly go as I'd planned, in a great deal because initially I wanted the red of her skin to be the more dominant and defining colour. But as I went about colouring in the baby clones as well I realized that the blue of her montrals and lekku would be a much better choice, and have the other redish and warmer tones of her robe and clothes, and the skin tone of the cadets to play the supporting colour role. Yet again, half my screens keep eating away the hue and saturation of my reds, but I think that this approach worked out just fine in the end. The blue-purple of her stripes, her eyes and lips look nice and pretty, and the blue in the cadet uniforms tie the entire composition of all these characters nicely together.

I'd also switched up the gem sparkle highlight colours for this one (and Obi-wan too, since they worked so well with Shaak Ti) from the very limiting base 6 fully saturated colours on others (that don't really show up in print anyways...).

And lastly why they are little ghosties in the alternate version:

Ahead of that however a brief introduction is in order. From left to right they are Ray (depicted here the last time he was biggest of the bunch), Slider (my anxious little field medic), and Goldie (my silly little goldfish who claimed the name before it could stick to Slider). For the record they all grow up just fine to join the war effort.

In this case they are more of a stand-in for all the clone cadets on Kamino, especially those who didn't get to grow up, the training of whom Shaak Ti ended up overseeing. (I don't remember if canonically there had been any of them on Kamino when the Empire destroyed their facilities.... but I'd bet that there must have been.) They deserve someone to look after them too, after all.

Also I wanted to see if I can make the Hades shade design work for me. The answer is.... eh, jury's still out, but no, not really. Luckily however, before I have to figure out if I stubbornly would want to change that, it seems like I'm done with my semi-transparent or shade clones. Wolffe is gonna be just fine, solid and grumpy as you can imagine.

Obi-wan

I don't have much to say about the grouchy old man, except that he was surprisingly easy to finish once I got over worrying about the pressure I'd put on myself because of this character illustration.

I fear to say this, but I'm pretty sure I should draw another version of him... like how Patroclus stands up from his hunched over pose and stands tall and strong and matching Achilles with his own spear once you reunite them in the game. And call on them for assistance. So I guess it would be cool if he could stand back-to-back with Cody, with his lightsaber back in his hand, and looking like someone who (allegedly) has his life together XD

Oh! There is one thing. It was a last minute change but I'm so pleased with the stained glass pieces of his teacup! It's his keepsake as well :))

Keepsakes

These speak for themselves, I believe. Special thanks to Quatre for brainstorming a few of these with me <3 Funnily enough Cody's snapped of antennae is the one I feel least sure about now that I have the whole lineup. They feel very in character for Cody (and how he gets his entertainment out of trolling Din in this AU) but it feels a little silly, you know? Especially with how little they look like antennae X"D

Cody - antenna from his armor, Rex - one of his DC-17 blasters, Wolffe - a tooth with "Plo's bros" carved into it, Bo-Katan - a medal/locket with the pattern of the throne of Mandalore, Cobb - his scarf, Boba - a black melon surrounded by stained glass and a fistful of sand, Echo and Fives - a domino

Omega - a clone trooper doll, Kit - a shell and pearl, Paz - a nesting doll with a Pantoran on the inside and a Mandalorian on the outside, Shaak Ti - akul teeth, Satine - a calla lily brooch like she wears in her hair, Ahsoka - a glowing feather from Morai, Leia - Lola

Obi-wan - a fancy teacup, Quinlan - whatever is the Star Wars equivalent of a pendrive, Fennec - a handful of bullets, Sabine - airbrush, Ezra - a tooka brooch made of pebbles and snail shell, Maul - Talisman of finding (the one Savege used to find him)

Anakin - multitools, Mythosaur - a mythosaur pendant, Aphra - Spice Dice used for a variant of Sabacc, Luke - toy ship, The Armorer - her hammer

It's a bit wild to see all of them laid out like this i'm not gonna lie :D

So that's it for now. As for the next month I'm hoping to surprise-finish Aphra (like I did with Obi-wan), maybe do something about the surpirse I can maybe do for Fives and Echo and why they haven't gotten their character interaction yet, sketch out a new character and maybe start lining Bo-Katan and her gang. It should be doable, right? XD Also I promise that this was my last rant about my relationship to how I've given up replicating the game's style as close as possible. Cross my heart and all that.

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[couldyouspeakmyname]

Hi! 💕 I hope I'm submitting this correctly but I'm assuming you write for the Shishigumi lions? If so, I'd like to request some sfw and nsfw headcanons for them dating a female herbivore and it's totally up to you which members you would like to write for (although Free and Agata are my favourites!)

You know I love the Shishigumi, a lot. So I went overboard. I offer my apologies.

I will say, since I usually put NSFW under cut, but due to length I put it all under cut, I do have a big warning for it as to not surprise y’all

There’s a lot I could write for them, but to keep it reasonable I kept it kinda short! Feel free to request more if you’d like!

I’m also not great at nsfw so I tried my best I hope you like it anyway

SFW

Ibuki (I love him and will never NOT include him in an ask about the Shishigumi)

Ibuki is probably the best one at dating an herbivore. He’s very gentle and conscientious of you as an animal and your limitations 

That being said, he’s top tier respectful. He knows you may not be as physically strong as her is, but that doesn’t mean you’re not strong in your own way. He also likes the idea of protecting you. 

Always walks side by side with you. He’s nervous about holding your hand, but he’d never say it. Do it for him. 

Has eaten meat for YEARS and really struggles with that part of himself. 

Doesn’t kiss you for a really long time, he’s inwardly terrified that he’s going to hurt you. You’d have to make the first move.

Keeps you away from his work. He doesn’t want you to get hurt. 

He knows his world is dark, gritty, and that you shouldn’t be a part of it. He wants to send you away, but can’t. He thinks he’s selfish. You’ll need to reassure him this is what you want. 

Herbivores can’t see in the dark, so he keeps lights on in key areas so you can see better.

Protective. If anyone gives you any trouble he’s quick to correct their behavior, he can be incredibly intimidating when he wants to be

Slouches so you’re around the same height. Give him a back/neck rub at the end of the day. It will make him feel better, and he liked being close to you

The kind of boyfriend that remembers all the major events in your relationships, including small ones. 

Once he gets comfortable, he’s a snuggle bug in private. Cheek kisses, arm around your shoulders when you’re sitting, wrapping his arms around your waist when you’re standing.

Lions can’t purr, but if they COULD oh man, he’d never stop

Free

He’s famous for enjoying females, so the fact that he’s dating someone seriously that’s not a feline is really strange

You should have seen the expression on one of the more flirty female lions when he turned them down. 

Everyone thinks he’s joking about dating you at first, when they see he’s actually serious the teasing dies down, but doesn’t stop (it’s at his expense don’t worry).

“Has hell frozen over? What’s someone like you doing with a guy like Free?”

He honestly doesn’t expect you guys to stay together for very long. He expects it to be a fling. Only it doesn’t stop. He doesn’t get tired of you or eat you....It’s weird but wonderful. 

Has eaten meat for years, and has a hard time letting himself kiss on anywhere but on the cheek. Likes to throw his arm around you and hug you. So he does show affection, but keeps his mouth FAR AWAY from your throat. 

Rests his head on top of yours 

Calls you “Babe” a lot. He has a lot of other nicknames for you to. Some of the lions don’t even know your name, just that you’re dating Free. 

Over. Protective. He knows the market, the animals in it and the animals who come to it. He is very prepared to shoot or maim anyone who tries anything. The fact he’s such a loose canon does help scare people off. Everyone knows who you’re dating and they make sure not to push it. 

He likes to show you off. He’s that guy that carries a picture of you in his wallet. Anyone who asks about him dating someone and he’ll show you off. 

“Sure she’s hot, but have you see the ass on my girlfriend?” 

Likes to show off in front of you. Fights? Yes. Please watch him and root for him.

Tries to get you to get a tattoo, but will NOT get identical ones. He doesn’t want to jinx it. If you wanna have similar tattoos though, that’d be okay. 

Dolph

A relationship with Dolph when you’re an herbivore is really low key. A lot of people don’t know you’re dating. He doesn’t want to put you in jeopardy

He’s pretty serious and it’s hard for him just to relax. He does relax when you’re alone and he knows you’re safe. 

Likes to lay his head on your chest and listen to your heart beat 

When you do go out together, you may have to initiate any hand holding.  He plays it off, but he’s secretly happy

He smokes, and you may have to get on him for that if you don’t like it. It’d be very hard for him to quit 

Will let you braid his mane, but wont keep it in if you go out

Supports your endeavors and does whatever he can to help. He may get a little to into it. You’ll say you wanna take a trip and he has everything planned out. It’s a blessing and a curse. 

Likes how small your hands are in his

When he has a hard day, just hold him. He’s heavy and will lean into you, but he just needs the support

Has to relearn how to be himself, and you really help with that. He smiles more when he’s alone with you. 

Has a really deep, gruff, morning voice

Agata

If lions could blush you bet he’d be constantly red. If you actually look close, the insides of his ears usually are

Loves holding your hand and hugs

Respects your boundaries. If Ibuki is the king of respect, Agata is the prince.

He’s still part of a dangerous organization in the black market, so when he’s working he’s all business. Only a few of the members know about you (just the inner circle). 

Agata, like most of the others, is petrified to kiss you. He probably has the worst anxiety out of anyone else. He’s a meat eater, he’s eaten your kind of meat before. What if He accidently hurts you?

Texts you all the time.

The one you can be on the phone with for hours and not know it

Likes it when you run your fingers through his mane

He’s stronger than he looks, so he may just pick you up and carry you every now and again. He just likes to hold you, let him have this

Brings you flowers and your favorite snacks whenever you have a bad day

Stammers when he’s flustered.

Likes to bury his face in your neck

He has a hard time being who he is versus how he thinks he should be. The fact he can goof off and just enjoy life without the strain of being a lion is a blessing. 

Probably says he loves you before you do. He does it when he’s half asleep on your lap. He falls asleep before he realized he said it, whoops.

You’d have to be the one to be aggressive in public. “Excuse me, he asked for no pickles”  meme

Miguel

He’s pretty quiet in his group, so no one knows you’re dating

Miguel is really good at thinking his feelings and thoughts, but isn’t great at voicing them. He does a lot of little things to show affection. He brings you a warm drink on a cold day, has food for you when you wake up, holds you hand

He likes to try and see the best in everything, even if he knows how ugly the world is

His mane is maintained carefully. Once you get really serious, he may ask you to help him with it. It’s pretty intimate, and when you’re done he looks at you like you have stars in your eyes

He’s the force of protection you don’t even know is there. He’s probably saved your life like, eight times, and never let you know that he did

Sabu

If Miguel is quiet, Sabu is dead silent

No one knows anything about his personal life, let alone his dating life

They find out one day when the group is trying to make plans for a fun sort of day, and he turns them down because you two have a date. It becomes a secret mission for the group to find out who you are.

They don’t, Sabu is the oldest member and one of the most clever

A popular headcanon is that his face is really, REALLY messed up. I share that headcanon. The first time you kiss the scars on his face he chokes up

He goes all in. he’s yours as long as you’ll have him. He expects the same respect from you. 

He’s eaten meat for a really long time, but he has more semblance of control being a smidge older than most of the other lions. 

A bit pessimistic 

Kisses you good morning and goodnight. 

Cuddles on the couch. He’ll watch whatever you want to, but he has his preferences

Wears his face covering everywhere, you’ll need to remind him he can relax when you’re alone

. If you get out of somewhere like work or school late at night, he’s waiting for you to take you home. 

So used to wearing a suit and tie, he doesn’t know how to do casual wear very well. He lets you pick most of his stuff out. 

Jinma

He knows a lot about the black market, so he’s over protective from the get go. However, since he does know so much, he knows what connections to make to keep you safe. 

Eats meat, and is self conscious that you’ll judge him for it. Please be nice to him

Kiss his eye with the spot, it makes him feel special

(Personal headcanon) His mane has never grown right, so he keeps it short. He’s kind of self conscious about it. A lions mane means a lot to male lions, he tries to keep it nice but...it’s nothing like some of the other Shishigumi’s manes. Pet it, run your fingers through it. Males don’t complimented enough. It’ll make him feel loved. 

If you ever wanna go anywhere fancy, because of his connections and knowledge, you can basically go anywhere at any time...as long as it’s in the black market, but he may know a guy that knows a guy. If there’s something more legal you need, he checks in with his other gang members to see who knows who

Has a wicked good memory, remembers pretty much everything you’ve said

Dope

A gentleman. He will hold doors open for you, offer his arm and hand when you walk together, brings you flowers. 

He, like all the Shishigumi, eats meat. He is self conscious about it an doesn’t want to scare you away. He will be upfront about it though. He wants honesty. he talks it out with you, and he will try and cut back but being part of the Shishigumi, and a meat addict, means it’s very hard for him to stop. He probably wont, not completely, but he tries not to do it around you. 

He doesn’t brag he’s dating you, but if he’s asked he gets this really peaceful look on his face

If you ever take him shopping at any flea market or outdoor stalls, he will get you the best bargain. He’s also amazing at helping you with any work contracts, apartment contracts and anything else.

Likes it when you brush his mane, and lets you put it up for him before he goes out. He doesn’t let you do anything fancy, but says when you do it it somehow turns out better

Hino

Hino is very attractive. His looks are what brings jobs in, so he keeps the fact that you’re dating a secret for business. 

Gives you extra affection in private because of it. Kisses, hugs, all that. His favorite is to kiss the back of your hand, he is kind of a romantic. 

Don’t get him wrong, he’s still a lion. If he hears that an animal is giving you a hard time, he will take them down and look handsome AF doing it

Eats meat, and like all the other lions worries for your safety. He tends to eat before he sees you, but after a while of you dating he becomes more relaxed. He doesn’t eat in front of you though. 

Spends a ton of time getting ready for the day, you may have to fight him for the bathroom 

Compliments you a lot. He uses the basic one liners at his job with older, lonely, animals. So, he uses unique ones for you. 

“I think the sun is jealous of your smile”

Totally lets your style his mane, and if you’re going out to somewhere not the black market, he’ll keep whatever style you give him. He’s confident and pulls anything off

Calls you Darling

Worst bedhead. 

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NSFW Manage yourselves safely!

Ibuki 

It was almost impossible to get him in bed with you. He’s so worried and full of anxiety. Any mood you get in, you instantly gets ruined by him being worried he’ll eat you

You’re going to have to plan in advance and spend a lot of time talking about safety and safe words

Honestly? He does try and eat you the first time. Not intentionally and he stops himself, but to be fair to HIM as an herbivore...you almost let him

It kind of ruins the mood and you end up talking it out with him. He’s so ashamed he can’t look at you for a while. 

Once time goes by, and you move pretty slow, but it’s worth it. Sex with Ibuki is amazing

Remember how Ibuki is really diligent about your limitations and you as  an herbivore? Pays OFF when he’s with you

He’s all about foreplay and making sure you are ready and prepared before he does anything. Ibuki has big dick energy. He doesn’t brag but is blessed. But he knows that with you being smaller than him, he’s not down to hurt you with it 

 He starts keeping his nails short for you. The other guys may try and tease him for it, but Ibuki gets defensive over you and so it’s short lived.

His voice drops when he’s in the mood, and he borderline growls. You’ve been teasing him all day, you really should make it up to him

Surprisingly good at dirty talk, it kind of comes naturally to him and neither of you know why

Loves your thighs, and his whiskers tickle. 

He has big hands, and when you’re alone he may saunter up behind you and run them down your sides slowly, kissing your check and down your neck. 

Best at aftercare, no matter how tired he is, he will take care of you 

Free

Is more concerned than he lets on. He tries to pretend he’s all confidence, but he has a pretty hard time getting to the point of actually having sex with you. He actually start actively avoiding it. He blue balls himself. Someone help him.

He’s used to doing what comes natural, and what if what comes natural means hurting you? He’d rather not.

When you do finally try and have sex, he doesn’t kill you...but he does bite you. You need stitches, and he has even more of a complex (tell him he just gave you a cool tattoo or something)

He may actively avoid you or being near you. It’s a set back. He’s not like Ibuki who can talk it out, he’s supposed to be a lion, not a scaredy cat. 

You have to put your foot down. You’re dating a bad ass mafia lion, not some nervous school boy. Remind him about how much you care about him and how much you want him.

The second time goes better, but he’s a LOT more careful. he does maim a few pillows, claws the mattress. Their sacrifice is appreciated. (you two become famous for ruining and destroying beds. The other guys are both impressed and disgusted. Free has no shame)

Trims his claws so he can use them the next time. He’s learning.

This male is a womanizer, but he’s not great at doing things that females would stay for? It’s more of a hit-it-and go. He knows some tricks but...not a lot. 

Tries his best though. Loves to dig his hands in your hips. Leaves bruises. One time he got hammered and asked Ibuki for advice. Ibuki was helpful, but needed therapy afterwards. 

Rough sex 90% of the time (that other 10 is passionate sex that lasts hours, it’s pretty impressive)

Once you guys get comfortable, hope you’re okay with bite marks and kiss marks. You’d have to wear winter clothing 24/7 to hide them all. He’s VERY proud of you being his female, he doesn’t want any other male getting ideas

Turns him on if you take control. Most things you do turns him on. He’s near insatiable. You could roll out of bed, eyes still squinty, mascara from last night all over, and he’s like..man, that’s hot. Hope you’re okay with having sex in weird places, he’s going to ask. 

Not great at aftercare, but BOY can he snuggle. If you’re able to walk afterwards, you wont be able to. Clingy. 

Dolph

Wants it to happen organically, but when it finally does, he catches himself.

He’s looking at you under him, how your eyes sparkle and shine, and how vulnerable you are...And the idea that he could rip out your throat comes to mind and it terrifies him. He practically throws himself off you

You have to reassure him and talk to him. 

Dolph is careful with you the first time, and while he doesn’t bite you, he does dig his claws in a little to much. They may or may not scar. He feels bad, but he’s so in the moment he can’t help it

May drool a little. Don’t tease him until later. 

He doesn’t stop until you’re satisfied. It’s a promise. You will NOT be able to walk the next day. He’s going to make the claw marks up to you if it kills you and wakes everyone in ear shot. 

Out of all of the lions, you’re safest with Dolph. He’s ”the serious one”, which makes him practical and knowing. He actually does research and goes online to inform himself. 

Love bites. He doesn’t break skin, so you’re safe there. 

Loves it when you try and claw him. You can’t do a lot, as an herbivore, but the fact your instincts try and make you...really gets him going. 

Casual at aftercare. Better than average but nothing near Ibuki or Agata.

Not a sex maniac, and with work, it’s not high on his priority list. He’ll make up for it though ;)

Agata

Likes to pretend it’s not something he’s interested in, but he is. He just doesn’t want to pressure you, or scare you. Dating a lion is one thing, being fully exposed is another and he knows it. 

He thinks about it a lot, but doesn’t act on it. You probably will have to take the lead. Agata gets way to in his head.

The sweetest kisser ever, but when he’s heated they’re like fire. Biting your lip, you face carefully with his claws just teetering on the edge of digging in. He loves kissing you, doesn’t matter where. 

Kissing will lead to other things if you don’t stop him, but do you really want to?

Likes to pull you close, and the more heated he gets the more likely he’s going to grind on you without realizing he’s doing it

Totally whines if you stop kissing him. 

Younger than the rest of the Shishigumi, and is more prone to using his instincts. He eats meat and is afraid of hurting you, but his desire to fuck your brains out is far greater than the instinct to eat you

He does end up biting you, and uses his claws. The damage he does isn’t serious, but he still fuses over you when its over. 

Takes a while to let himself near you like that again. He beats himself up. You may have to prove to him you’re tougher than you look. 

When you try again, he makes up for his shortcomings. You’re not sleeping tonight, call in sick to work tomorrow. 

You may have to ask him to slow down. He intends to go all night, you may have to curb his enthusiasm. Don’t forget to take breaks for water so you don’t pass out. 

Wont stop until you’re satisfied. Doesn’t matter how tired he is. 

Sweet nothings in your ear non stop...between the moaning. He’s surprisingly vocal

Talk to him too. Part of the reason he cares so much about you is because you see him for who he is, not his status as a lion. 

Since he doesn’t plan having sex with you, and just lets it happen naturally, he always has things in his room for you. Just in case. Please don’t tease him about it, the other lions do that enough. 

Is totally the kind of guy to help you bathe afterwards if you want.

One of the biggest snugglebugs 

Miguel

Miguel is worried about having sex with you, but no one knows it but him. 

He’s the brawn of the group, and is strong as hell. He may end up trying to show off and you may end up in positions when you have to totally vulnerable (if it makes you uncomfortable, he’ll adjust. Just talk to him)

Muscles for days. The lion is made of stone, but has surprisingly soft touches. He knows his body and knows how to use it

He’s never had sex with an herbivore, he’s thought about it, but having sex with something he may eat later didn’t sit well with him. You are a different story. He’s thought about it a little to much

First time he has sex with you he claws you, and they’re pretty deep. You end up getting stitches. Unlike a lot of the other lions though, he doesn’t avoid you afterwards. He’s there when you get stitches, intimidating the doctor (who has a small heart attack every time Miguel moves)

Apologizes but isn’t afraid to try again. He trims his claws this time, you should really tell him the other things his fingers could be used for outside clawing your back. 

Do not mess with his mane or pull it, he’ll get grumpy. 

Loves your chest and carefully uses his tongue. Doesn’t matter what size they are, he’s a fan. 

Not very vocal, but likes it when you are. 

Sabu

Sabu is older and more controlled, so you’re pretty safe with him. 

He doesn’t seem like he’s interested in it, and since he doesn’t talk much, him bringing it up comes out of no where.

“Wanna have sex?”

Just out of no where. He doesn’t talk much so he doesn’t beat around the bush. You were just scrolling on your phone, and you nearly drop it.

He doesn’t hurt you when you have sex, not even by accident, but the couch you were on gets shredded. It looks like an animal twice his size attacked it. 

Runs his hands over your body, he can’t stop touching you. 

Kiss his scars, it sooths him, and he’ll pay you back

Loves your neck, but is careful not to leave any marks (you have no idea how he doesn’t, it’s like magic)

He doesn’t care if you leave kiss marks on him

No great with aftercare, but will make sure you’re okay and kisses your cheeks and on top of your head

Jinma

Disaster. He doesn’t mean to be, he just is

He wants it to be perfect, but while he knows everything about the black market, he doesn’t know much about having sex with an herbivore. He never really though of it, and now that he is...help him. He knows rumors of herbivore and carnivore relationships that have gone wrong so...he kind of freezes up. That, and he hasn’t been in a lot of long term relationships. 

While the others do their research, Jinma goes way to into it and becomes a bit overwhelmed, but hides it. 

You end up having to take control. For someone who knows the black market like the back of his hand, Jinma is the student and you are the teacher. You’re an herbivore, and you’re going to show him just how much you know (you are the captain now)

He bites you, and he does break the skin, but he just closes his mouth and allows you to decide if you wanna continue or stop

He starts keeping a med kit in his room just in case. 

He gets better, the more he learn and the more serious he is with you. Soon he’s compiling a book of knowledge on you.. He knows where to touch to make your toes curl, what to say, and your weak spots

He takes everything he learns and uses it against you one night. He’s a fast learner. 

 Dope

Part of negotiations is to know what a person wants and what they will go through to get it. So, when you bring it up, the look in your eyes is all it takes for him to know he needs to take you serious. 

Usually his kisses are quick and satisfying, but once he actually starts to seriously kiss you its like it’s the last time he’s going to do it. 

Likes to have you in his lap. Seeing your face is important to him. Every movement and actions of your body paints a picture of what you want. 

Third best at foreplay, what drags him down is he watches you to the point that he forgets what he’s doing

When you first have sex, he ends up clawing your hips and biting your lip to hard. You lip bleeds a little and his nails break the skin.  He’s a little worried, but if you don’t tell him to stop he’ll get permission to keep going. 

Ends up also biting you, but nothing to terrible or life altering. 

He loves watching you, body language tells a person a lot about someone, so no matter where or how, he likes seeing your face. 

Afterwards, he makes sure you’re okay, and comfortable, He does the basics, but doesn’t go overboard 

May leave a kiss mark or two, but it’s accidental. He doesn’t want to embarrass you (even if seeing you with kiss marks makes the animal in him deeply satisfied)

Hino

Hino knows a females body like no other. He’s not exactly promiscuous, but he likes being satisfied

Since dating you, he hasn’t been with any other females, he’s very needy. He’s not as bad as Free, but he’s getting there.

You have no idea how he seduces you every time, one moment you’re making tea, the next, you’re on the kitchen counter 

The first time you try and have sex with him, he claws you way to hard and you end up having to get stitches and fixed up. He feels awful and can’t look you in the eye. He swears he will NEVER do it again

He never does, he keeps to his word

Unlike some of the other lions, the fact he hurt you doesn’t keep him away. He feels bad, but now he’s going to try twice as hard to make sure every time he has sex with you is amazing.

Wont stop until you’re satisfied, and just seems to naturally know your body and what you like.

While he’s composed in public, you get to see a little wild in his eyes when he fucks you. He has this low growl that rumbles through his chest that you feel deep in your body the tighter he holds you

Probably has had sex with you on most surfaces in your home. 

Above average at aftercare. He tries, but having more one night stands than not hasn’t equipped him for great aftercare. He learns though. 

[nose-bandaid]

love, at its core

hi!! i hope you're havin a good day rn 😊😊 i just saw requests are open??? i was gonna ask if i could request something with yuto?? like his s/o is chillin with him at home and then they just get hit with the realization "omg my boyfriend is just sitting there and i can kiss him any time i want??? all i have to do is ask??? is it really that simple???? what a concept..." i know its very specific but its just smth ive been thinkin about these days?? like people datin can just kiss each other any time???? its just so simple yet so special at the same time??

Yuto x (gender neutral) Reader fluff | 2k words

synopsis: waking up one day, you were hit with a curious thought that made you realize how lucky you were to have a boyfriend

a/n: here you go anon !! i hope that this is what you wanted and that i didn't get carried away with the idea 😅 enjoy<3

ngl this ended up a little similar to -27°C but i love domestic relationships so it's cool

There was something peculiar about living with your boyfriend.

Nothing had changed since yesterday, or last month, or even the year before. You've been living together for a while now and today shouldn't have been any different. It shouldn't.

However, an intriguing thought in your mind constantly nudged you to love him even more today.

When you woke up, the first thing you did was roll over onto your side to study Yuto's face. Even asleep, he was incredibly pretty and you reached a hand to brush the strands of hair that had fallen over his face. He's been growing it for quite a while now, and oftentimes he would tie it all back in a small ponytail that you thought was endearing. But you thought he looked especially fluffy when he let his hair down. The sight of it that morning, however, tickled your own face and you tucked it behind his ear with a small smile.

"Better?" You whispered, not really expecting a reply because you believed he was still asleep. But he did, in fact, whisper a quiet "better" and you locked eyes with him in surprise.

"G'morning." He croaked out, trying to rub the sleep out of his face.

"Good morning Yuto," You replied, laughing when he leaned into your touch and tried to snuggle back to bed. "It's time to wake up, sleepyhead."

He wrapped an arm around you to pull you closer, burying his face into your neck to plant a kiss there. "But there's nothing planned for today." He whined, and it came out more of a question than it did as a complaint.

You wriggled your way out of the hug and poked his cheek. "You promised you'll make breakfast today though!"

That caused him to stir.

Yuto hefted himself into a sitting position with a huff and sent you a lazy grin. "I guess you're right; I can't back out of that."

Leaning in to plant one last kiss on your forehead, he patted your shoulder before standing up. "Just stay in bed for a while longer, love. I'll let you know when breakfast is ready."

You watched him quietly as he changed out of his pyjamas and exited the bedroom, leaving the door slightly ajar so that you didn't feel completely alone. Placing a hand on your cheek, you wondered why today, of all days, your heart suddenly decided to skip a beat with every word he said. With every move he made.

It was probably then, that something within you clicked and made you realize that wow, you have a boyfriend.

And you have the privilege of waking up next to him every morning and seeing him smile.

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You got out of bed not long after Yuto left the room. The sound of the dishes and sizzling on the stove only made you want to wake up and join him in the kitchen.

When you arrived, Yuto greeted you with a nod towards the coffee brewer, already boiled and ready to serve. On your way to grab a mug, you glanced over his shoulder to see what he was making and sent him an approving smirk.

"Looking good, Yu."

He laughed as you poured yourself a cup of the drink and returned to the table. "Are you talking about me or the food?"

You shrugged. "That's up to you. It could be both, you know."

"Well, you came just in time to eat my beautiful breakfast." He replied and transferred the food onto the plates neatly laid out on the table. His spare hand reached into the drawer behind him to grab the utensils and he handed it over to you. "Time to dig in?"

You puckered your lips slightly as you accepted the food. "Give me a kiss first?"

If the sudden request for affection surprised Yuto, he didn't show it. Instead, he promptly grabbed you by the waist and pulled you in for a quick kiss on the lips. He tasted like the chapstick he always kept with him — a mix of vanilla and strawberries.

"Another, please." You asked when you separated, eliciting another one of his lighthearted laughs.

"Anything for you, love."

The kiss was deeper this time, and you blindly dropped the fork and spoon somewhere on the empty space of the table in order to wrap your arms around his neck. Beyond the sweetness of his lips, you could taste the lingering mix of morning breath and bitter coffee.

"Yuto," You muttered, breaking the kiss. "Have you brushed your teeth yet?"

"That's..." He averted his gaze. "I'll do it later, I promise. Let's just eat breakfast before it gets cold?"

"Okay, okay, you win." You decided, backing off to pull yourself a chair. "Let's test out your chef skills."

The breakfast was delicious and he beamed when you praised his cooking skills. You found yourself settled right beside Yuto, as opposed to your usual seat directly in front of him. With an arm linked into his (which admittedly made eating a little more difficult for both of you), you stayed close to the warmth of his body. Placed in front of you, carefully balanced against the box of tissues was your phone playing a video that you've been wanting to show him for a long time now.

Already knowing what's going to come next, you spent most of the time watching Yuto's face, catching every reaction and comment he made about the video.

It was the mundane things like these that made you appreciate him — or even the concept of dating — even more. Sure, going out on exciting dates, sharing thrilling memories. But being able to see him do the most normal activities while having him by your side? You believed that was the peak of a relationship.

"You have something on your face." Yuto's voice pulled you out of your thoughts and you looked at him in confusion. Before you could register his words, a thumb was already wiping your cheek, clearing you of your mess. "There."

"I love you, you know that?" You blurted out the moment you got over the initial shock.

"And I love you more, you know that?" He cocked his head, mimicking your voice.

You buried your face into your hands, unable to handle his cuteness. "Gosh, you're going to be the death of me."

"I'll make sure to take credit at your funeral, then."

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You spent the rest of the day trailing Yuto more than you intended to. But you couldn't help it when everything he did made your heart flutter. It felt like the beginning of your relationship all over again. You were amazed when you realized that you could simply ask him for affection and you would just... receive it?

There really was someone in this world who loved you just as much as you loved them. If you asked for a kiss, Yuto would willingly kiss you — this morning was proof of that. And you knew for a fact, that if you hugged him, he would always hug you back. There was hardly a time where he didn't return the "I love you" when you said it to him. And he never forgets to show you just how much you meant to him.

They were all simple things. Things that you'd normally overlook because they were so normal. But at the same time, they were the things you treasured the most.

This concept of dating... was quite a unique one.

"Yuto~" You called out to the boy who, oddly enough, was just standing in the middle of the room, staring out the window. "Can I have a kiss?"

As much as dating piqued your curiosity, you weren't going to complain about how simple it was at its core.

Without asking any questions, Yuto pecked you softly on the cheek, lingering there for an extra moment. You could feel his lips curl up into a smile before he pulled away.

He turned back to the window and squinted his eyes when the sun shone brightly on his face. "The weather's nice today, kinda makes me want to go on a walk."

"I'll come with you!" You offered readily and he perked up at the idea.

"Is that so? Then I guess that's a good incentive to go on a walk." He hummed.

"Of course I'd come with you!" You argued, following him to the front door and slipping a light coat on. "But on one condition."

"And what's that?"

"Let me hold your hand?"

After his shoes were put on, he quietly held out his hand for you to take, and that was enough of an answer.

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Later in the evening, the two of you were relaxing on the couch watching a rerun of an old show you've watched far too many times now. But with the comfort of the plot and the way it never failed to make you laugh, neither of you minded.

Yuto let you hug his arm as you played with one of his hands. Like this morning, you found yourself spending more time thinking about him, and the show soon became background noise. You inspected every inch of his hand, placing soft kisses on it once in a while. You thought it was incredible, how every single part of him — both inside and out — could be so beautiful.

"What's up with you today?" He asked playfully when you finally distracted him enough to tear his eyes away from the screen. In the back of your mind, you noticed you were both missing out on one of your favourite scenes. "You've been clingier than usual since morning, did I miss something?"

When you didn't answer right away, Yuto's eyes widened as he suddenly sat straight up. "Wait, I didn't miss something, right?"

You laughed at his reaction and pat his shoulder reassuringly. "There's nothing special happening today, Yu, don't worry. I was just thinking..."

"About?" He relaxed back into the couch and let you pull him into your embrace.

You pondered over how to answer him for a couple of seconds. "About how lucky I am to have you."

"That's it?" He asked, baffled at the simplicity.

"Well, in short, yeah." You hesitantly answered and met his gaze when you felt it burning into you. The look in his eyes was a familiar one; a mix of curiosity and determination as he encouraged you to continue.

"It's normal for me to wake up next to you, and see you go to work, and watch stupid shows together and eat meals together and kiss each other goodnight. I don't normally think twice about all of that. But this morning, I realized that being able to do those things with you is so special and I'm so lucky to have you as my boyfriend."

"You know," He started thoughtfully and laced the hand you were holding into yours, tracing light patterns with his thumb. "I've never thought about it that way until you mentioned it."

"It puts things in a different perspective, doesn't it?"

Yuto's eyes wandered as he spoke. "It does, and it's a nice reminder to appreciate everything that we have right now."

"Exactly!" You agreed, happy that he understood what you were getting at.

"Is this why you've been exploiting my kisses today then?"

You froze. "Uh, maybe?"

"And to think that I was worried about missing something important." He let out a dramatic sigh.

"Listen, this was important okay!"

"I know, I know." He moved your clasped hands onto his lap, pulling you closer to him. "I'm glad you brought it up, it's a nice thing to think about."

The two of you settled into a comfortable silence to focus on the last few minutes of the show, everything long forgotten until the credits rolled across the screen. Yuto shut off the TV once they did, tired of the mindless entertainment and stretched as you spoke up again.

"So... I can still have another kiss though, right?"

He smiled. "Yes, of course, you can."

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Hey sis, hope you're feeling a bit better by now! Including another GIF just in case! 😉

I'd like to ask numbers 5, 7, 19 and 38 (though I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that one) from the OTP asks for T/C. Please and thank you!

AHHHH Zdena! You know how to win me over each and every time sis!!! OK, some notes here: I am answering this from the POV of my HC for T&C which will be in line with the "Their Story" series that I woefully need to get back to and the one-offs that will tie in.

Since most are probably familiar with my DTI Tobias, I'm happy to answer from that POV too, just let me know. You know I hate talking about the characters lies, but I will push through. :) OTP Ask List

5. What personality trait do they love the most about each other?

For Casey, it's Tobias's confidence. The man exudes it in work and in every aspect of his life. Initially, she found that sexy AF, but as she got to know him better it went much deeper. She knows her abilities, yet she is plagued with self-doubt and she views his confidence as freeing and something she aspires to find in herself.

In a similar vein, Tobias finds her sincerity and vulnerability most appealing. He is confident, but some of that confidence is born of bravado to hide things he doesn't want the world to see. Casey makes a conscious effort to be true to herself and shows others who she is. She wears her heart on her sleeve, but it shows people her insecurities and foibles, it leaves her vulnerable, yet she chooses to do it anyway. He thinks that makes her the most mind-blowingly strong person he knows. He's in awe because he knows he couldn't do it himself. But, he tries to be that man when he's with her.

So each of them found things they want to amplify themselves in each other. They can learn, and grow, as a couple and individually, as long as they allow themselves to.

7. What is something they’d want to change about the other if they could?

Casey and Tobias nearly lost any chance of being together with the patient and resident stealing shenanigans in Book 2 (you'll see this in the series soon). Casey does not think medicine is a game, and it infuriates her that Tobias can play it that way.

He wishes she wouldn't be so insecure as it does play havoc with their relationship at times (more to come).

19. Would they ever lie to each other? Why or why not?

Let me preface this by saying everyone lies to everyone sometimes... planning a surprise party? Lying. Running late and telling someone you just left the house when you're still looking for your shoes? Lying. So let's make these BIG lies.

At the beginning of the story, there are certainly some lies of omission on Tobias's part, and it can be argued if he was in the right or wrong depending on your POV (this will be in the next couple of chapters). But it this has a lasting effect on what was growing into a sweet little relationship. What will the long-term ramifications be? You'll have to wait and see. :)

As they grow into a stronger couple, they make a pact not to lie, hurting each other with a truth is better than pleasing each other with a lie is their motto. Will they always succeed? that determines to be seen. But this will be a very reality-based couple and they will do everything they can to be true partners, which required honestly.

38. Have they ever hurt each other deliberately?

Define deliberately. :) They aren't going to have a smooth road to begin a couple, and during that time there is defiantly going to be some hurt going on. I don't think it will ever be deliberately, it will result from them learning what it's like to be in a relationship and caring for someone else, it's not all about "you". This will be tough for him at first because he's such a confirmed bachelor who never planned on settling down, but once he does... he does. When that happens, the irony will be that Casey struggles more with this than he does, and her own insecurities will play into it.

I hope that answers what you wanted! :) Thanks sis.

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Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

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Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

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Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

[apocketfullofmuses]

Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

[apocketfullofmuses]

Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

[littlesolo]

Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

[mxghtyaphrodxte-blog]

Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

[heartfullyferal]

Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

[heartfullyferal]

Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

[heartfullyferal]

Iron Man Sentence Meme

"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly....I couldn't have called that."

"I'd be out of a job with peace."

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

"Did they rope you into this?"

"I don't blow on a man's dice."

"What do you say to your other nickname? The Merchant of Death?"

"It's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got."

"Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?"

"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."

"You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."

"You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible."

"You're more than what you are."

"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I disagree."

"This is the 'fun-vee'. The 'hum-drum-vee' is back there."

"What I did is to save your life."

"Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?"

"What you just saw, that is your legacy."

"They call themselves the Ten Rings."

"You're a man who has everything and nothing."

"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life."

"Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

"I'm with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things blow up."

"Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"

"I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy."

"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

"Could you have a lousier poker face?"

"Is that the thing that's keeping you alive?"

"I don't think I'm qualified to do this."

"You're the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met."

"Don't ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."

"I don't have anyone but you."

"Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that."

"I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it."

"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good."

"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."

"What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?"

"You look fantastic! I don't recognize you."

"I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."

"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you."

"I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives."

"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."

"You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone."

"The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"You paid us trinkets to kill a prince."

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction."

"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason."

"I'm not crazy, I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right."

"Your deception and lies will cost you dearly."

"When I ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was killing the golden goose."

"Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you?"

"What kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?"

"Your services are no longer required."

"Nothing is going to stand in my way. Least of all you!"

"Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever."

"Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D."

"I never said you were a super hero."

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly."

"The truth is I am Iron Man."

"You've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."