#and worry i'd be fired

[alisoncooper]

made a mistake in my new job of two months and being so so so brave about it

[lululeighsworld]

Lorah: Lilac Knight's Love

Artist: @littledashdraws

Wanted to share this commission by Dash, who so lovingly illustrated my vision for Gunter's first wife!! Although Lorah's lived in my head since 2017, this is the first time I've had her drawn. Because I'm so thrilled over this art, I put together a little introduction for her!! you can read more about her below~

Residence: Duet Mountains Occupation: Farmer •❀• Bedside Nurse •❀• Homemaker Birthday: July 11 Gender: Female Relatives: Gunter (Husband) Katerina (Daughter)* Personality: Shy •❀• Bubbly •❀• Optimistic Hobbies: Crafting •❀• Gardening •❀• Baking Age: 21 (when she first meets Gunter) •❀• 36 (at death)

A Nohrian commoner whose known the kingdom's southern mountain range and neighbouring valleys her entire life, Lorah was a recognizable resident of her town even though she kept to herself. Learning the basics of herbal remedies from a young age, she would split her time between tending to the fields and easing the woes of the sick. In adulthood, she would chance upon meeting a Nohrian Great Knight during her town's annual spring festival. The couple's engagement, after seven years of courting, had become one of the most highly anticipated moments amongst the townsfolk.

*NOT the Nohrian Queen. I named their kid before I realized what Xander's mom's name was and by that point I was already ATTACHED (tell me Caterpillar is not the cutest nickname). So now the reason they share a name is lore relevant (which is a part of this fic!).

divider by saradika

[triglycercule]

horror bragging about he's immortal and allat to killer and dust (because he genuinely thinks he is. like he literally came back from the DEAD that is a proud accomplishment!!!! bro probably brags all the time about it like "heh even if you hit me hard i'll just get back up. bitch")

and then killer's like alright bet! let's test that out! and then he starts going on an all out chase for horror's head. and dust just follows along because hey why the fuck not it sounds fun and it would be nice to knock horror down a peg or two :3 frantic running from horror ensues because as much as he'd like to stick by his claim he REALLY cannot be going around risking to see if him being immortal is actually true 💀

[nicolegendary]

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[prwlnglthr]

he does! (aka dedue finally meets his weird neighbour)

addendum to my last post.

hoodie-sleeve is inspired by my friend and also another rando punk I remember from high school. also skunk punk: if you're out there, know that you're immortalized in a fire emblem AU now.

[darsynia]

Being a writer can mean worrying you have to caveat certain activities, like adding '(for research)' after googling 'anthrax reaction in humans' or telling family members 'I promise I'm not planning to murder you' before asking them to make sure they've safeguarded their bank and bill paying passwords for emergencies.

[dandyshucks]

posting here bc theres less ppl following me on this blog compared to main FDJSKL but it is thundering (and therefore lightning is striking as well) currently and we've been in an intense heatwave and there's evac alerts and orders all around the area and i've just kind of been like 🧍‍♂️ for the past couple weeks trying to be chill about it bc this is the fourth or fifth year in a row of this so i am somewhat used to it but also aough :( also now i have an expensive drawing tablet that i would not be able to buy a new one of so i am trying to figure out if i should include it in my grab-n-go evac bag... its so big though and would take up so much room but RRRGHHH I DUNNO i hate these sorts of decisions 😭😭😭

[yearning-gay]

they should invent holding that isn't uncomfortable and doesn't fuck with your bladder health and maybe then i'd fuck around with it a bit

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

During our multiplayer playthrough, we decided to split companions we were going to work on getting approval with. So I took Astarion, Karlach, and Lae'zel, because I love them, while my partner took care of Shadowheart, Gale, and Wyll. This ultimately led to me sweating during the tiefling party, because all my chosen companions were trying to eat my character alive. I mean, I should've realised that I built Team Horny, but somehow I managed to get caught off guard during the party. In my defence, it'd never happened to me before that all three of them tried to seduce my character at once, during the same night, but of course it had to happen in multiplayer...

And you know who I then decided to "adopt" later in the game when we got more companions? Halsin. I'm sensing a pattern in my decisions - can't quite put my finger on it. Then again, I've got plans for Halsin.

The irresistible menace in question:

[tunemyart]

oh my god kalinda sharma actually is in love with alicia florrick isn't she

[riotbeankai]

I really don't know if I can keep doing this job. All the crap I was most afraid of when I was getting my degree that would make me hate doing the job didn't bother me much for the first year or so but now I feel like I'm dying every time I have to come in here and chase people down for important shit that's missing or incorrect that needs to be fixed before I can pay something and I genuinely don't know what to do about it. I feel like I don't really have any other options than to continue working the job I have but I also want to die for the first time in like a decade

[theninjamouse]

Can I talk about endgame OoF stuff, guys I'm dying to talk about end game OoF stuff

[mycenaae]

"yeah, well, enjoy it while it lasts" [crawling out of the wreckage of this episode] thanks for the advice tommy i really did

[bigmeansweatydyke]

i feel assured in the fact that i wanna go to therapy before making a big lifestyle decision/change. like i'm batshit crazy and deusional but i'm not kooky enough to just doowop and do it NOW

[see-arcane]

Will say, while Netflix is a shit company and the advertising campaign is annoying (and triggering to some), it's not crossing any picket lines. If any of the writers or actors promote the work and are part of the unions, that's crossing the line. Anyone else part of the production are not part though they can show support for the strike. (I'm a little peeved about the misinformation but also dreading any I might see when the show I'm working on airs next month (and hopefully gets more promotion before then cuz the team worked their asses off on it))

Ugh, I'm getting so many ping-ponging updates concerning the whole thing of what is/isn't picket crossing.

At this point I'm just not going to touch anything in either direction beyond 'pirate clown is annoying.'

Fingers crossed for your stuff 🍀

[vanyafresita]

actually, you know what ? im glad my ex gf ghosted me, i dodged a bullet it seems