#and whoops its 11pm

[cozylittleartblog]

cringe is dead because rouxls is carrying the weight of it all madoka style

[finniigan]

Ok hear me out... i love them T.T

[awkwardlyaaron]

I love tweeker hours.

It's past midnight and someone's out welding on a car

There are mechanics being done with headlights cuz they refuse to do this shit during the day

4am power saw to break the silence

[ja3hwa]

So, uh, this fic is longer than expected, so here's a little snippet. Hopefully, I can get this finished by tomorrow. Hehe. (It's a Seonghwa/San/Hongjoong x reader fic). I'd also like to mention this fic is currently sitting at 4.2k. whoops.

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“Eyes on me sweet thing. I want you to look at me while I ruin you.” Your gaze snapped back to him instantly, biting your lip while your brows knitted together. You felt his cock rubbed against your dripping cunt, making you forget the other two that stood next to the window. “That’s it, Angel. Deep breath.”

You did as you were told, taking in a sharp breath as you felt Hongjoong ease inside you. He wasn’t as long as San but his girth was something else. It felt like he was stretching you to the breaking point, turning your already mush brain into more mush if that was even possible. “Hongjoong!!”

His pace was unforgiving, snapping his hips against you without a second thought. He did not wait for you to get used to him, making his thrust mix with the best kind of pain and pleasure. Your mouth hung open with drool pooling on your right side while you moan uncontrollably. You tried your best to keep your eyes open but the feeling of his cock sliding in and out of you was making it hard. You didn’t even notice the bed dipping until you saw a washed-out red hair sitting above you. He leaned down giving you a drawn-out kiss while Hongjoong’s hips snapped against you with fury and determination as he fell forward to case your right nipple in his hot mouth. You felt like you were going to explode within seconds. “You gonna cum for Joong bunny?”

Seonghwa’s voice stirred you forward feeling a sharp burn snap in your gut as his fingers attach to your clit and his lips to your nipple. You’ve never felt so overstimulated in one moment, having three pairs of hands groping, squeezing and teasing any and all parts of your body. Three mouths licking, sucking, and biting you like you were their last meal on earth. You couldn’t help it, couldn’t stop the sudden gush of liquid that slipped out of you. Screaming into San’s mouth, you sounded like a pathetic porn star. “Fuck did you just squirt?” Hongjoong was the first to speak slowing his thrusts for a moment, panting like he just ran a marathon.

“She did, look the bed is covered.” Seonghwa chuckled still lazily teasing your abused bud.

“Such a good girl. Now you gonna take Joongie’s cum hmm?” San didn’t need to see the other two men’s expressions to know their excitement just grew about a million percent. Hongjoong had to snap his cock back inside you just at the thought.

“Really San? You’ll let us cum in your girl?” Hongjoong sounded like he was asking a completely mundane question and not currently balls deep inside of you. San gave you one quick peck on the lips as if he was checking in on you without needing to say anything. He could see the sparkle in your eyes giving him the answer.

“Oh course. Sharing is caring.”

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Anyway its 11pm right now so let's see how much more I can write before passing tf out hehe. <3 remember i also have a tag list y'all can join.

[theguardianace]

hi what he fuck was that rui barking video about /silly. it was so out of the left field i almost jumoped out of my chair

it's from rui's new 2*! if i could find an upload of it i would have already made a summary post. but alas.

so basically. part 1 is him trying to clean his room at like 11pm or something. yknow like a time where he definitely should not be trying to clean his room. hes actually trying to sort things out by need and discard when he comes across an abandoned dog robot prototype. he'd given up on it all that time ago because he didn't have the skill to get it to move realistically, but after making phoenix robo for tsukasa... well, he might as well give it a shot!

so he abandons cleaning his room and finishes the bot. and its genuinely really good. too bad he finishes it at 3:30 in the morning. whoops.

part 2 is him inviting everyone to his garage to see the dog. they have a pretty reasonable reaction to seeing a genuinely lifelike small dog robot in rui's garage! tsukasa comments on how the only thing detracting from the realism is the fact it only has one "arf" noise. rui, being rui, is like "wow wouldn't it be nice if i could get some sound samples to upload....." and then stares at them like :3. tsukasa's like "you better not be asking us to bark for you." rui keeps staring at them like :3

yeah and then they do that. i saved the video because it made me actually sob it was so funny. i also immediately sent it to every discord server im in and to my irl who doesn't even play this game.

[g1rasol]

explain to me why my phone js just “WHOOPS. ITS 11PM AND YOU NEED 6 HOURS OF SLEEP AT MOST.”

please. say that to me at 3am when i’m trying to full combo on expert and trying to finish episodes of vld.

[sheepofblack]

i told myself I'd have a nice little SHORT nap today once I got home bc I was running around ragged, but its nearly 11pm and im just now waking up lol whoops. well...................im here now :)

[helllh0und]

whoops its 11pm and i didnt eat dinner 🫥

[luckycloverfield]

whoops almost posted this on a different account but

FUCK TODAY WAS FUNNY 4/20 DAY I SHOULD HAVE DRAWN WEEDCORN

chat gonna try and doodle weedcorn rq but its 10-almost-11pm rn

[mangoposts]

bro i am not having a good day today :( i wanna leave and go on a walk on the beach or somewhere else idc so bad rn but its almost 11pm and im in a city rn and my phone is almost dead and i would literally get whooped for going out so late but i’m so sad and feel so disconnected from everything i need air 😭

Go for a walk around the block or something just don’t tell anyone 😭 After ur phone charges tho

I hope you have a better day tomorrowwwww

[sadcat-art]

Oh woah its been 6 days. Hello. School is kicking my ass whoops. Illlll probablyyyyy make a queue w older art tomorrowwww its 11pm lmao

[c-40]

A-T-3 245 The Residents: Slicing Up Eyeballs

It was early August bank holiday weekend in the UK which means no work on Monday for many people (if you work freelance it means nothing.) I met up with a friend to see some another friend play records in a little café. After 11pm the place packed out and people started dancing on tables and chairs. The Djs know their stuff and are playful with their selections, so it made me chuckle hearing a big whoop from the dancers when the first few bars of Kaw-liga began to play. The reason for the whoop from the crowd was The Residents cover of Hank Williams' Kaw-Liga is a subversion of Michael Jackson's Billy Jean and Buddy played the 1986 Prairie Mix which delays all indication its not plainly a version of Billy Jean for a little bit longer. The Residents' Kaw-liga originates from their American Composers Series and Stars And Hank Forever, it was picked up by clubs as early as 1986

Resident Trump

So what were the Residents doing in 1983? They release Mole Show (also known as The Residents' Moleshow - Live At The Roxy - October 30, 1982.)

"The Mole Show—a stage production based on the Residents’ ambitious Mole Trilogy project, a kind of science fiction epic about labor, race and rock music inspired by The Grapes of Wrath—was the first show the group took on the road. Dramatizing the conflict between the ugly and industrious Moles and the cute, suburban Chubs, it was emceed by Penn Jillette, whose role was to make the audience want to kill him. He would begin by insulting the band (“Rather flashy, in a low-tech sort of way”) and come unglued as the show went on, culminating in a total meltdown between “The New Machine” and “Song of the Wild”; long after his mike had been cut, he’d be dragged offstage screaming “THIS IS A FUCKING RIPOFF! THE RESIDENTS ARE TAKING YOU FOR A GODDAMN RIDE!” Jillette would reappear onstage for Satisfaction, but Groucho-glassed, gagged and handcuffed to a wheelchair—a castrated clown in the seat of a cynic.” - Dangerous Minds

The Residents fuel fanatic fans through their anonymity, myth, and lore, they are obscure, cryptic, and subversive - giant eyeballs, residing outsiders, seeing everything and holding a mirror up to it. The residents embraced new media technology (if Hardy Fox was still alive he'd be all over AI,) from the early days of the internet people have been writing online about The Residents. Along with the writings of Robert Anton Wilson, The Church Of SubGenius, The Residents gave us a dress rehearsal of some of the darker corners of the internet (this is where people point at Reddit, the Chans, but of course there are a lot more spaces now, like X and Telegram) where what was once satire, critique, subversion, and performance, is itself being subverted to promote hate and exhibit power. Politically RAW, The Church Of SubGenius, The Residents are ambiguous (is that just American Liberalism?) I got into all three in the late 1980s when politically they were lumped with punk bands bands like the Dead Kennedy's and Black Flag, writers like Charles Bukowski, American underground comics, and conspiracy writing, what they all these things had in common was their distrust of the USA, and the straightjacket of Reaganism, consumerism, and religion

Controlled Misinformation. In 2014 The Atlantic published the above article about Vladislav Surkov, he is the architect of Russian sovereign democracy which I believe was adopted to achieve Brexit and Trump's victory in 2016 and the current strategies for the tory party in the UK and reabulivan party in the USA. As we've seen with Pizzagate/QAnon/#SaveTheChildren and now the Trump2024 show, the creation of these ideologies borrow heavily from performance art like that created by The Residents and CotS. Penn Jillette's role as narrator for Mole Show the aim is to create a dizzying effect, Putin did this just last week, Schrödinger's Putin is and isn't involved in the death of Yevgeny Prigozhin. It might be believed he is but news media can't confirm that, they can broadcast Putin's made for tv eulogy, anything else is speculation and also Putin leans into that. Trump is trying to use his arrest to achieve something similar

The ambitious Mole Show trilogy (a trilogy of pairs in six parts) was never completed and (like a lot of theatre) the live show left them broke, the sets had been seized by a UK shipping company because they couldn't pay their bills, to make US backers happier they scraped together what they could to perform Uncle Sam's Mole Show in Washington DC. They released an outtakes compilation album called Residue of the Residents, and The Residents label Ralph Records put out their 1977 promotional Radio Special were probably due to the financial failure of Mole Show

In this British interview about Mole Show from 1983 Penn Jillette talked about the making of a radio special, this is the 10 Year Anniversary Radio Special that came out in 1982, the story is very entertaining

[scary-lasagna]

ThanksKilling [Pt. IIII]

___ The creeps finally have a nice meal together ___

An hour later, and the dining hall was filled with scents of pumpkin, turkey, ham, roasted chicken, and lively lighting from the warm chandelier, it gave a sense of security to those peacefully chattering over their feast. A miracle was deemed that no one has killed each other yet, and everyone seemed to decently be getting along. Conversations overlapped each other, and there wasn't a singular conversation through the 30+ dining seats; Everyone seemed to be in their own ombre groups, talking over the table and calling down the lines of seats to their friends. 

"I still can't believe that Slender and Zalgo had a baby."

"We didn't conceive a child, Ben. Rake was made with pure magic and wishful thinking." Slender spoke over the chatter of the dining hall, and has been popping in and out of guest's conversations regularly. The being in question was weaving in and out of chairs, picking up table scrapes and nearly nicking fingers who dared to share their food despite the specially ordered cherries they beloved.

Words faded in and out as creeps exchanged bonds, well-wishes, and fond inside jokes everyone seemed to know of.

"Aw!~ Cmon, Jackie, no one's gonna judge you! Everyone eats rare steak now and then." Nina cooed with an encouraging shoulder pat, and the poor eyeless demon responded with a sigh and a poke at the raw meat on his blood-stained plate with upturned brows. Nina was encouraging, but maybe...he'll just save it for later. 

"And then he said 'I'm pickle rick'...funniest shit I ever saw." Silver merely stared politely at the blue jester, and wished BEN would drag him out of the god-forsaken conversation.

In the seats across from Silver and Candypop, BEN has reached his own dilemma, "Jeff, my hand's stuck in the turkey."

"You're a ghost, bro."

"Oh, yeah, haha." Ben popped his wrist-deep hand out of the turkey, offering a handful of stuffing to Jeff's plate.

"So," Kagekao hummed, smirking under his mask, "Who wants to talk about politics?"

A chorus of no's and 'fuck off's' erupted, excluding the agreement from Zalgo and Laughing Jack, who purely came to stir chaos among the creeps.

"You know Slender, I have to admit I extremely underestimated how this night would go." Zalgo set his utensil down, and wiped the blood off of his lips with a neatly folded napkin.

"Well, just let this be a lesson when trying to-"

"Please do me a favor and never invite me over again, this is incredibly boring and I have not seen a single death tonight."

"Would you like to experience one? Because I'll kick this turkey leg so far up your-"

"Mother! Oh, have I ever told you how much I love you?!" Splendor chimed in at the perfect time, and pressed a cheek to his mother's temple.

"Yeah, keep kissing ass for Christmas, Splen." Offender took a seat next to Jane, "Hello my favorite lesbian!"

"Don't ever refer to me like that again."

"What's wrong with lesbians?!" Jeff exclaimed, "They just like other girls, there's nothing wrong with that." The raven-haired man shrugged with sass, and took a bite of marshmallow-topped yam. It caught some attention, and even a disinterested Helen looked up from his chived-mashed potatoes.

"Jeffery, you dumb soulless bitch, I'm a lesbian." Jane placed a manicured hand over her heart.

"Well, congratulations, Jane, you're not as much of an asshole as I thought you were."

Jane paused for a moment and finally exhaled, dropping the conversation to return to her knife talk with Tim. 

"TiiiIIMM!! Can I have the 'tates please?" Toby reached across the table, teetering one of the candle holders in the process.

"Yeah, just don't set the table runner on fire." The brunette grumbled and handed over the glass bull of onion and chive flavored mash potatoes. The table runner would be better set on fire. It was far from returning to a smooth velvet, and the messy housemates have all left their lasting decorations on the poor piece of fabric. 

After the feast, the creeps retreated to their own circles to rest and digest the wide arrange of food that was presented to them. Some slept on each other, and some we're forced onto the floor by their friends after some calming gaming, art, or whatever those silly creeps like to do in their downtime.

Zalgo and Slender departed with a not-so-friendly handshake, although the king was extremely appreciative of the invite, even if he expressed mixed signals.

Toby had a peaceful sleep, wrapped up in a pile of jackets and blankets to ward away any brewing nightmares. And Jane decided to be kind enough and return Jeff's broken dog tag that fell off in a fit of laughter.

The Rake? Well, they snuggled close to Clockwork that night.

What matters is that they spent their well-meant time together, and no one had to do the dishes that night.

[delusional-mishaps]

i feel like nightmare would purposefully stick a knife in a toaster and leave it there for someone else to deal with and knowing his stupid idiotic children they would try to pull the knife out without unplugging the toaster

[bayheart]

tf rarepair week: day 7 - free space

a leetle kis!! ive drawn more of these two today than i have otherwise in the last month i hope u have all enjoyed sjhd thank you to the raretfpairweek folks for this event, it was nice even if i crammed it all in on the last day !! :D and for anyone wondering, jazz’ other arm is positioned weirdly and thus hidden but it is there lmao

[mcousland]

(maeve voice) if i make as many works as i physically can in my lifetime, maybe when i'm gone then all of my witcher friends won't forget me because they'll see my efforts in places they visit