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What Shall We Become 37 - Um???
So. That happened? UM??!?
On AO3.
Jesus fucking christ fucking lord holy fuck oh god oh god. You lost your whole mind.
Youād felt so small and weak. Had scrubbed at your skin with your nails in that ice-fuck stream until your nails started to hurt.
Then remembered the mushrooms growing outta Astarionās arm and what if them spores just drift along in the air down here?
You got practice crying silently. All yāall farmstead kids learned it quick. You never grew outta it. Not camped out on Sashaās couch, not in the group home she helped you find, not even when her organization helped you find a closet of a studio apartment with two garbage bags full of dollar store supplies they all pitched in to help you with. The walls in that place had been so thin, and drawing attention is always, always bad. Nothing chums the water better than audible crying.
But Astarion got fucking elf vampire ears. And he heard you anyway. Brought over a too-tight shirt that rolled up your belly to make a fucked up crop top straining at the seams. And then he gave you armor.
Heād been right there. Hadnāt made fun of you, or even acknowledged it (thank fuck). Just quietly helped you lace up (and you aināt gonna think about how stupid you look in this, still bursting out along the edges).
On the inside, you was stripped down to nothing. Felt like somebody split you open and scooped out your insides with a rusty fucking spoon. And you remembered him leaning in, and heās been after you for weeks and weeks and you justā¦you wanted to feel something that wasnāt small and pitiful.
It aināt nothing like your first kiss. With him. All caught up in your own head back then, full of panic and shame and trying to analyze everything and figure out what you was supposed to be doing.
Thisā¦is nice. His skin is warmer than the cave air. Probably because his breath smells metallic. You donāt let yourself think too hard about that. Heās right there. Fills all your senses. Scent of blood, yeah, and that weird basement smell. But also that perfume or hair oil, and that bright, kinda spiciness you inhale deep into your lungs (maybe if you can suck down enough of that, the molecules can replace the sad, whimpering molecules youāre naturally made out of).
Then you aināt getting enough air. Everything goes haywire. Your lips seem to buzz and your whole face goes sensitive, almost ticklish.
When his fingertips brush your cheek, a bone-deep shudder runs from the top of your head all the way down to your pinkie toes. Takes a major detour along the way to slam between your legs.
Jesus fuck. No wonder people get stupid about this. Itās likeā¦likeā¦crack cocaine, is what it is. You want to grab him and haul him to you. Run your hands over his face and bury your fingers in his hair (jesus, it looks soft). Want to mash your face to his and breathe him all the way in and you aināt even tongue kissing this time.
He came back. He ran a goddamn birdshark into that camp from god knows where and he saved your ass and gave you armor. Now heās kissing you and you canāt fucking breathe.
Then he pulls you closer and your thoughts turn to mashed fucking potatoes. All of the shit, the hurt, the humiliation; all of it gets buried under the onslaught of dopamine and good god almighty, his lips is soft and you could try tongue. That would be fine, and then he does that and youāre actually throbbing in your nethers and does that make you easy, oh who the fuck caresā
He breaks off. You stand there, blinking stupidly at him.
āSorry,ā you say reflexively. For touching him? For breathing on him? For daring to insert your presence into his awareness? You donāt even know.
He only smiles, all soft, and his fingers brush your hair and your skin almost bursts into flames. āNo sorry.ā
He stays like that for a long moment, fingers of his other hand still knotted through the lacing of your armor. Itās long enough you lean back to get a better look at his face.
He releases you. Blinks. Looks to the lizard and says something ending with āMove this way, darling.ā
Because them drow aināt gonna let you off after stealing their stupid crystal coordinates and their reptilian pony. Astarion helps this thought by nudging your mind: the burst of green light that hit you. Hadnāt hurt, and you thought it was a magic misfire. But he saw the X shimmer above you. Itās a tracking spell.
He helps you climb back up. Thereās a bit more room now that he ditched his man-sized capri-sun. You aināt sure what to think of that, so you bury it for now. Yāall gotta go.
He seats himself right behind you, this time. You do your best to shove down the instinctive flinch (yāall just had your lips on each other and you can still fucking taste the man).
Then you take up the reins, give the lizard a heal nudge (theyāre trained like horses, interesting) and off yāall go.
Two steps in, and Astarionās hand taps the front of your armor.
May I, he wonders.
Oh. Right.
Thatās like, protocol for riding double (without a man getting drained to death between you). People ride like that on motorcycles.
āYe-aw,ā you say. It comes out more accented than you intend.
Your face could still light a match, you reckon. Kinda glad heās behind you, so he canāt see that. Then his arm snakes around your waist, just enough to secure himself, and your ears go hot.
Jesus fucking lord, you are so screwed.
***
You come to at the thin, warbling wail in the distance. Almost launch yourself right outta the saddle. But the arm around your waist tightens and holds you down. Astarion eases up the second you take a deep breath.
āFar, far over there,ā he says, by way of drawing out the āoverā part of the verb that makes up that phrase. Over the group chat (now a private chat, because you can feel the others in the distance but donāt want that kind of audience now) he adds that drow outpace a walking lizard when they run, but the lizard vastly outpaces drow when it runs. Yāall put some good distance between yāall at that initial retreat.
Then he moves, and you realize he had both arms around you, and you was full on slouched against him. Dozing mouth open, judging from how dry your tongue is.
Good lord.
Your bladder gives you a good out. He hops off and helps you slide down (the last time you rode a horse was as a kid, until the Pastor received word from the lord that it diminished the feminine delicacy girls were born to exemplify).
The insides of your thighs is sore. Gonna start chafing, especially in a fucking skirt. Youād like to waddle far enough away Astarion canāt hear you relieve yourself, but that horn still warbles in the distance, and that stupid man can hear a pulse at a hundred feet.
You make it quick. Donāt got no rags to wipe yourself down, and youāre gonna burn this fucking skirt the second you find some goddamn pants.
Then you have to walk back to Astarion, the both of you knowing all of that, and climb back up and pretend everything is peachy keen.
He still loops both arms around you. Keeps his grip loose enough even as you nudge the lizard into a bizarre, alligator shuffle.
Areā¦are you a couple now? You donāt know the protocol on this between humans from your own culture, let alone Middle fucking Narnia with vampire elves. Maybe his folk donāt got a concept of, like, going steady. Or maybe Astarion (and his dozens of lovers) just arenāt into all that.
What if this was a mistake? You read it all wrong. Wouldnāt be the first time (though usually youāre in the other seat). It was adrenaline and nerves and the come down from, like, trauma. That makes people do weird shit. Like kiss a man. Like kiss a murder hobo of a goblin man who knew you all of a week before he tried to have sex with you.
Heās justā¦what did he call it? Having fun. Canāt mean much to him.
Right?
Youād be an idiot to think a kiss meant anything. Children do that to each other, even on the farmstead.
Shit, you donāt even know what it could mean. What youād want out of it. If youād want out of it.
(He came back for you.)
Yāall depend on each other down here. Itās group survival.
(He said he would leave you, but he came back with a birdshark and got you out.)
Survival bonding. Hardwired instinct to form a group when scared. Thatās what let humans survive all kinds of disasters.
(He singled out that drow who hurt you without you saying a damn thing. And he killed Charbroil all slow, too.)
Thatās sociopath behavior. Cat behavior, actually, which is about the same thing (and you like cats). The man is interested in not dying again, and getting some tailā
āDarling,ā he says. Holy god his voice is right in your ear.
You really hope he doesnāt notice the quiver that shoots down your spine. But he probably did, because 1. That is precisely your luck and 2. Heās right against your back.
How is he having that effect on you?
(Youāve been feeling it the whole time, huh.)
No, you have not. You would have noticed.
(Been building like water trickling out under a dam. A drip, drip, drip eroding soil, excavating a cavern, hollowing the earth.)
No. Heās funny and fucked up and interesting, but you meet plenty of people, especially recently, that meet that criteria.
(Weakening the ground until it finally gives and the whole thing collapses in on itself and swallows a house whole. Thatās you, babygirl.)
āFuck off,ā you say.
And finally notice the bottle Astarion wiggles at you, next to your head. Itās almost the same color as a healing potion, but in a slightly larger container and with a deeper hue.
āSorry, what?ā you say.
āDrink this,ā Astarion says.
Yāall should save itā
āDarling. Drink.ā He aināt gonna hear talk about saving just now. Youāre still recovering, and you both need to get to safety.
The bones of your hands still ache. The beds of your nails tingle in a way that makes you think of tissue decay and nail beds blackening and falling off.
You sigh and slam it back. Let Astarion take the bottle from you (and shout when he tosses it over his shoulder). But you aināt gonna turn around to get it. And it does soothe the tingling. Brings warmth back to the pads of your fingers.
So you sigh and settle in. Nudge the lizard into a run. This time, Astarion clings to you. Tucks his face against the back of your neck and his breath fans over you (goosebumps sweep up your arms and down your chest) and you try to tell yourself itās just to make yāall more aerodynamic.
#what shall we become#these two shitheads#tavstarion#astarion#astarion fic#the burn part of the slow burn#lost in a cave#they're both idiots your honor#they're trying#The Kiss continued
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i want jamiazu + idikei to go on a double date so badly i think the vibes would be So Very Turbulent
#twisted wonderland#twst#jamiazu#idikei#idicay#cereal tries to draw#i love any fanart of board game club and their bitch ass crushes jdslhffkjg teeheehee#cater and jamil can get along fine but board game club is incapable of behaving#they have to drop everything to bully the shit out of each other given the chance!!!#jamil does this with azul also. tbh i think it would be a war immediately and caters like HaHa Oh My GOd. ??!!?#cater actually it's hard to say bc sometimes hes like HUH!!!! CHILL OUT!! but other times hes a shady little freak of a guy and enables#things so like whose to say. maybe if hes in a silly mood he would join idia and jamil and it would be 3v1 rip azul it was nice knowing u#the rng of if they get peacekeeping caycay or mischievous caycay#it feels like it has been a While since ive really sat and drawn them...#i have had a lot going on <///3 and then all draw time is spent on art fight rn but. small break For Them#do u even understand me. do u see my vision. i want to put all four of them in an escape room#bundle them together and observe them under a microscope#god i just LOVE how any time someone in twst talks about another character it's always either like#yes this is a good respectable classmate of mine who i admire. or I HATE THAT BITCH HE FUCKING SUCKS ASS ACTUALLY!!!!#and then the haters are like best friends who hang out always jfdksljflkshg#but theyd rather DIE than ADMIT IT!!!#bitch boys who only respect each other when they dont know each other too well ig fjldksfh#board game club being god tier haters nonstop of each other is so fucking funny im literally obsessed with whatever they have going on#anyway!!! I WANT THEM TO HANG OUT MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Huh. I'm very familiar with yan-dev's lore just not his game, interesting. And you're all good with the rules thing! Most blogs do accept requests like that and I am not too fussed when people miss things.
When I was thinking about how I would do something like this I was thinking about Sigurd and Brunhilde, who are probably my favorite doomed by the narrative couple in anything ever. There are a few versions of their story, but the one I like best is the one where Brunhilde is a Valkyrie who calls a duel between two warriors honestly, which displeases Odin, who favored the loser and wanted her to do so as well. He turns her into a human and tells her he will place her in a cursed sleep that will make her fall in love with the person who wakes her up. Brunhilde, being a Valkyrie, asks him to surround her with fire so that whoever wakes her up is at least guaranteed to be a warrior, which Odin does. That warrior ends up being Sigurd... but they don't get to be together for very long.
... I was also admittedly thinking about how their story is translated into Fate Grand Order. Shameful I know but look, Brunhilde wants nothing more than to be able to be with Sigurd again, but she's terrified because she's cursed to go mad and attempt to kill him every time she sees him. To the point she starts to see all her enemies and allies as Sigurd if she's around long enough and feels the need to kill them too. But Sigurd doesn't mind at all:
(I stole this screenshot from an instagram account because I am not logging back into fgo for this)
But yeah he basically says he'd be willing to die as many times as it takes if it means being able to see her again, he accepts her love wholeheartedly. Or spear-heartedly I guess.
Since Yuu's soulbond ties them directly to their mate, I think the curse would corrupt it to make it so they feel compelled to hurt them specifically. I could see Yuu becoming furious at their perceived competition, but it wouldn't evolve into full blown homicidal urges, those are reserved for their beloved ā” (which makes the twins even more delulu, that's so cute! Yuu is only trying to kill them! That's so special he could cry~)
And yes, someone who is so obviously, painfully, seriously in love denying themselves is so so delicious. Yuu angst is great I love them a normal amount
Hey, remember the soulmate au by tiyoin(?) I recently read your post abt idia and Leona reacting to yuu being their mates, but I wanna take it a step further since I saw idias line abt the family curse (this has yandere implications so if it's not your cup of tea please feel free to just ignore, nothing is outright mentioned tho)
What if yuu has a family curse similar to the aishi family in yandere simulator? (It's been years since I touched the game so if the lore changed I'm basing it off of 2018 ish lore, just with my own twist) basically yes, yuu CAN feel emotions, they're just muted and barely there. Given the right conditions (like falling in love or spending time with friends) and/or antidepressants they'll basically be like any other person, without them it's like a less severe version of the aishi women pre-falling in love
So, afab ppl born in yuus family, once falling in love, start losing their sanities and adopt yandere like behavior (stalking, increasing rage and jealousy, willingness to murder, etc) unfortunately this means they usually die young (20s or 30s) how quickly/young they die is based on their willpower (resisting the urges) and when/if they fall in love (so someone falling in love for the first time in their 40s and having insane willpower, caving in 20 years later in their 60s has more luck than a 16 year old falling in love and caving in almost immediately). Unfortunately everyone is a carrier, men carry the gene and can pass it to their daughters, but it only presents in the women/afab ppl, so transfems won't be affected but transmascs will.
What if yuu fell in love already (in their own world) and has just been doing a really REALLY good job at Resisting The Urgesā¢ļø. Like, sometimes they slip up and cave in to anger or get ridiculously jealous, but they try their hardest to tamp down the feelings. Yuu has sworn off falling in love (again) and has given up their dream of having a big family bc of the curse, they're even distancing themselves from their object of affection in an attempt to "be normal again" at the cost of their own sanity.
So yuu gets transported to twst, and without their darling, they have the chance to be normal again, assuming they can get past the initial panic frenzy. Then the soul bond is revealed and they just go "nope. Not this shit again" and spouts cryptic messages about a family curse and swearing off love. I'm pretty sure most of the boys would feel a bit hurt by that lmao
This is mostly made for idia since his segment is what sparked the idea in the first place, but which characters from most to least likely do you think would try to pursue mc and figure out the truth to leave them alone and try to move on? I personally can't see someone like kalim giving up on both but I think the octatrio would try to look for the truth but be 50/50 on pursuing yuu or dropping them like a hot potato. Idia I think would try to relate to yuu and try to pursue them, but I think he'd probably be a bit put off once yuu starts dropping hints about the curse (he's a weeb so it won't take long for him and maybe Ortho to put 2+2 together and figure out the curse)
tiyon's soulmate au can be found here, their first post inspired some asks, which led to my own soulbound au the rules of which can be found here. Please support tiyon and interact with their soulmate au! They're a very creative blog and deserve the attention~ give them some reblogs!
so. uh. I got this ask when I first woke up and 1) very happy to hear from you Rose, always lovely to get a new ask and 2) yandere? sim? has lore? I did not think people actually played the game? help. i've fallen and misplaced my life alert. As a rule I don't really write for a Yuu who is just x character from y game/anime (it is in my rules) so while I was at work realizing I might be old I was trying to think of a way to do this that wasn't just yan sim (I wanted something properly gn) and I think I've got something? I am currently beating away the desire to info dump on you about the myth of Sigurd and Brunhilde (i could scream about that for hours oh god oh please i have written an actual au for that but efkjbekjrgbjrthnytrh) So here is the basic idea:
Yuu ran afoul of a witch in their world and was appropriately cursed. Given the myth I was inspired by I don't think Yuu did anything bad, but they still made the witch mad so they got cursed to lose all reason should they ever fall in love.
"You will be thine own destruction!" Cackles the witch and Yuu, who is actually normal unlike trey this person takes a deep breath and resigns themselves to researching a way to minimize the effects and maybe break it? They don't know they thought magic was fake until they thought they were just doing a favor for someone but turns out they pissed off Baba fucking Yaga.
They start to isolate themselves since they notice the curse starting to eat at them when they are around anyone the love; they consider going back to the witch and asking for further clarification but they can't seem to find them anywhere so they take some deep breaths and do their best to just be normal.
When they end up in Twisted Wonderland, and start feeling... weird. And it only gets worse when Crowley speculates that they might have been brought to Twisted Wonderland because they posses a soulbond.
And Yuu immediately freaks out because they don't want to kill anyone.
Now as for your question for who would try to pursue Yuu vs just leave them... well I don't really like writing un reciprocated feelings so I hesitate to say any of the cast would drop Yuu. In my au it isn't possible for soulbonds to not be reciprocated, and they are already sort of seen as a curse by mages so this... complication might not be normal but it isn't unexpected if that makes sense. Which would probably make Yuu swearing off love hurt even worse.
Kalim wouldn't want to abandon Yuu. Not ever, no matter how much of a danger they could be to him. Hell, he's willing to forgive people who are trying to poison him on the off chance they might regret it. But he is the heir of House Al-Asim, and I could see his dad paying someone to take Yuu out to keep his son safe. Something Jamil sees coming from a mile away and has to just keep quiet about. Something I can see Jamil feeling bad about, he might not like Kalim but you didn't ask for anything that happened to you. And yet the Asim's took your life from you anyway.
Have to disagree about the octatrio just a bit. Floyd would be into this. And so would Jade. But especially Floyd, oh hee hee ha ha his soul mate wants to kill him? Say less he is on his way to get his ass eat beat with an engagement ring in hand. Both he and Jade would be a little disappointed when the curse is broken and you aren't actively trying to kill him anymore... maybe you could try and poison him huh? Like old times?
I wrote 20 paper pages of soulbond au stuff for Azul so I will try to be brief here but... I don't think this situation would be one that made him try to break the bond. He has... complicated feelings about soulbonds already. If anything I could see him thinking he deserves this.
Now Idia. He's complicated. Pre-overblot he has given up on the concept of breaking his own curse, and I could see him feeling the same way about yours. Ortho on the other hand... even before he gets his soul he wants to help. After the overblot I can see Idia pursuing Yuu determined to find the truth and save them. Not that he wouldn't interact with them before that, he's a bit nihilistic so I can see him just making a bunch of jokes about the situation or promising to let Yuu kill him "after this next round." Or just straight up asking them to when he has to hit pity in one of his gachas. It's just cringe enough that it snaps Yuu out of the curse fog for long enough for the two of them to be normal around each other. And by normal I mean incredibly awkward
Anyway that's all I've got. Thank you for the ask ā”
#tw yandere#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#never would have thought to make yuu the yan without you so ty very much for the ask this is a delicious thing to think about#i uh also like that sigurd is a glasses guy and bryn is into that#and that all of her valkyire sisters think he is lame and hate his ass#when fate is good it's actually pretty good#and when it sucks ass OH GOD DOES IT FUCKING SUCK ASS
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we get it! okay!!!! you hate biden!!!!!! but when trump wins because you won't fucking vote for the only other viable option and makes things infinitely worse, that blood will be on YOUR hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck off!!
#I GET IT OK BIDEN SUCKS. I AGREE. BUT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHO ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR#IM SORRY BUT THIRD PARTY ISNT GOING TO FUCKING WIN YOU NUTCASES. IT NEVER FUCKING DOES.#THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS TRUMP AND HE IS SO SO SO SO SO MUCH WORSE. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT.#GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES FOR ONE GOD DAMNED SECOND. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here SO FUCKING MUCH i hate it here. STOP FALLING FOR THE ANTI-BIDEN PROPAGANDA THIS CLOSE#TO THE GODS DAMNED ELECTION OH MY GOD. /TRUMP IS WORSE/#TRUMP IS WORSE TRUMP IS A MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN BIDEN. START TALKING ABOUT /THAT/ IN-FUCKING-STEAD#YOU CAN CRITICIZE BIDEN BUT DON'T INSINUATE YOU ARENT GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM WHEN THE TIME COMES#A VOTE FOR ANYONE ELSE IS A VOTE FOR TRUMP AT THIS POINT#AND THEN WE'RE ALL SCREWED#ok i need to go calm down or im going to fuckig explode
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HI Uncle Nina <3 Can we hear about how your Rm!Style met as kids?
listen, you guys. i am SO excited for this!!! words cannot express how excited it makes me when i get to talk about the prequel, like they are sooo stikin' cute in the prequel!!! ilysm baby raven and jersey. MWAH!
*eldritchhorror!kenny!nina cracks knuckles n opens up a portal* okay girls, gays n gays, we're going on a field trip,
TO THE PAST!
( iām chaotic bi ms. frizzle in the pink y2k hello kitty bus )
so, i gotta be honest, my friends, i don't know EXACTLY how old the boys are, but i am gonna say they are anywhere between 6-8 y/o. it's summer time and the broflovski's have just moved to southern park, colorado from sheila's hometown in new jersey...and have moved in right next door...to the marsh family, namely:
ravenstanley r.w. marsh.
who i am using as a primary narrator...FOR ONCE!
because to tell you this was the best day of his life was an goddamn understatement...to tell you that this changed his life, even, is a fkn understatement because this moment, this fateful day GAVE HIS ENTIRE LIFE MEANING. meeting kyle broflovski...was Everything.
again, it wasn't just like 'oh, this boy who moved next door to me is kinda cute, i might have a crush on him'
It Was Dead Serious, Guys.
a teeny tiny, itsy bitsy, ickle ravenstanley marsh heard a single loud, angry, brutal note of the kyle broflovski new jersey slaughterhouse and was immediately irreversibly head over heels IN LOVE with him.
fresh from jersey kyle asked stan if he could open his fresca and the man's synesthesia was flashing, spinning, ringing and dinging like he was playing the world's biggest slot machine and just hit JACKPOT.
and that was before he got a good look at him because...
Wooooowza. <3
all the hundreds of little freckles speckled over his skin like sun-stars, his big, beautiful curly red hair, his gorgeous, glowering mean, green eyes ravenstan was legitimately Breathtaken by kyle's beauty, omfg.
however, the funniest part abt all of this to me is that poor sweet pre!rm rae is legitimately having divine visions and hearing angelic choirs, meanwhile pre!rm jers is just staring blankly at this weird, giant-eyed freaky mouth-breathing rural colorado kid ( who ig is his neighbor now, smh ) that's just staring up at him and sweating and shaking and looks like he's having a Stroke.
edit: i forgot to describe what they looked like so know that ravenstan had come out of the house because his mom told him to say hi to the neighbors and help them with boxes and stuff, say hi to their son, etc.
i think his hair is shoulder length, but its in a lil ponytail, he's in randy's gigantic black sabbath t-shirt, probably has a gigantic edgy boy temp tattoo of a skull or a snake on his neck, smh, little like hot wheels, boy section of target-esqe stickers all over his face and arms, little other edgy elementary school boy marker tattoos on his arms because he literally has always been a rockstar.
meanwhile, jersey, in canon ncu baby kyle fashion, is wearing his gigantic kyle signature orange coat and green ushanka IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER because he is self conscious and sheila bought both on sale at the mall during summer when the winter stuff is all half up because she's a thrifty queen and wants him to get wear out of them and break them in...smh.
so he is sweating like hell and just wants to get his fresca open, which is very vintage and still comes in the bottle.
but regarding The Fresca Of Fate,
stan Does eventually ( open / it. )
...in the most chaotic, unhinged way possible, btw.
which is that baby ravenstan bites, rips and twists the cap off with his teeth like a feral fucking animal ( which i think happened because he was legitimately panicking like holy shit, what do i do, what the Fuck do i doooo?!?! i don't know how to get this open but the beautiful spotty boy w/ the perfect voice asked me to do it, so Ā”oRALE! )
note: it is this party trick that he'd seen randy do a couple of times and just replicated, but totally ripped his lip open in the process, btw.
anyways, rae hands the fresca back to baby jersey and because he is a fkn idiot but also a superstar ( i love u raven ) shoots kyle the signature stanley marsh wink-peace sign-finger gun combo wombo.
and jersey is just SHOOK because that was, in fact, criminally insane, but also...kinda cool? and an oddly touching gesture because he could have just handed the bottle back or said go fuck yourself, new kid! because he didn't give a shit about this kid from next door and his parents were both busy...but wanted kyle to have his little drinky poo so bad that he literally busted his lip open turning into a can-opener for ky...and did the cutest, weirdest most awkward hand-sign ever.
tldr; it was brave and reckless and boyish and radiant. and kyle, who usually is highly disgusted by the germs of other people...finds that brings the lip of the fresca bottle to his with ease, sips his drink, which tastes like victory and probably a bit like cinnamon red hots, watches his weirdo neighbor give him the wink peace sign finger gun combo and is so weirdly endeared by this that he...
gives stan a rare kyle smile and even rarer kyle laugh. :ā)
and this is so glorious and gorgeous to ravenstan that he literally cannot breathe, his heart is pounding in his chest, he is fkn shaking, goes to say something and immediately THROWS UP ALL OVER KYLE AND PASSES OUT. skhdlksahdsh HEEEEELP NO.
but yeah...that's how dad and dad met. please note that in canon ncu fashion ravenstan followed jersey around like a lovesick puppy, ignoring all of the kids trying to get his attention and play with him, desperate for kyle to acknowledge his existence for literally five seconds or accept his offer of being super best friends...
all the while, jerseykyle is trying to get away from him because he doesn't like other people, doesn't want to be friends, just wants to be left alone and be alone skhdld and is like weird kid with the giant eyeballs PLEASE FUCK OFF ( this does make stan fall more in love with him, stan i need you to go to therapy for the type of guys u like ) and this apathy and disinterest continues until...
stan takes the stark's pond hockey puck for him.
and suddenly, kyle's cold dead heart starts beating again, he sees ravenstan in the hospital recovering from slicing his face and mouth open again, who smiles so hard he RIPS his stitches open again, smh and from that moment on, they are Super Best Friends.
but both secretly want something more, legend says.
-uncle nina, obsessed with the prequel <3
#BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH IN MY EEEEEEEEEEEYE#sorry i have been dead silent guys when i tell u i have been so busy and so tired that i cannot keep my eyes open omg#but i wanted to give u some canopener lip lore#yes ravenstan still does this as a party trick#its extremely bad for ur teeth don't do it stan likes to be cool#he does not slice his lip open anymore thank goodness#management tells him hes really not supposed to because of the filling in his front tooth but ravenstan is a really bad listener#hi adhd smh#BUT NO LIKE HE IS SO INSANE HE WAS LIKE OH GOD OH FUCK MUST IMPRESS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE#MY NICE MOM IS INSIDE WITH PERFECT BOYS MOM#MY SCARY ASS DAD IS OUTSIDE WITH PERFECT BOYS SCARY DAD AND IM SCARED TO ASK HIM FOR ANYTHING#SO HERE WE GO JUST GONNA USE MY TEETH LMAO#he is insane but he is also a romantico king what can i say#the way kyle was just like...wow that was so weird but also why is my face kinda warm no boy has cared abt me like that#ALSO YES HE DOES THROW UP ON KYLE A LOT WHEN THEY ALMOST KISS MULTIPLE TIMES ITS A THEME#YES IT SUCKS also i love my ncu canon of baby stan being obsessed with kyle and slow burn tsundere kyle#being like fuck off and leave me alone u are so weird while the entire town is like stan marsh pls notice me HEEELP#MY! SONS!!!#but no after the hockey puck incident jersey was wooed#and they were both in secret gay crush on my sbf hell smh
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i have been Considering. watching sgt frog again. bc i stopped at around 119 . and it is a very fun show. but The Horrors
#sgt frog#keroro gunso#i cannot explain to you the amount of mental shit i have to brace myself for when watching this show#its good! dont fucking watch it. please god#its like home//stuck . like im dead serious it has the same effect#everyone who ive asked about hs to. has told me Never to read it#and im going to repeat that same sentiment for sgt frog. Never fucking watch this show /lh#they GET YOU with the first episode it's CAPTIVATING it's UNIQUE its like CANDY#and the rest of the show is one Long#Long#terrible horrible no good Very Bad trip . that IS GOOD. in some parts#but sometimes it leaves you wondering what the FUCK they were smoking in the writer's office#this isnt accounting for how unwelcome in the fandom i feel being a keroro fictive btw. which is its whole OTHER POST that nobody'll read#my point is . fucking . sgt frog sucks (affectionately derogatory)#it aged like the finest Milk left out on a Hot summer day in arizona#and by god we are all consuming the absolutely rotten curds#sorry for that analogy it was trhe best i got#btw i put this in the main tags . bc everyone Knows sgt frog sucks. we;ve all agreed this show sucks Butt and Ass and Balls#i should hope so anyways#because it does. its GOOD dont get me wrong. but Oh My God is it Bad
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you all are not going to like what I have to say about The Greatest Show Unearthed Returns I can tell you that much
#it fucking sucks#pushing dasies goes hard as fuck though#so does the title song it makes me become evil#it's the only song on the album that has la las do you know how that makes me feel?#it's so bleak there are no fun monster voices or anything there is no joy or wonder#this is what happens when erik isn't there /j#also carpe demon is pretty good#art of poisoning is simultaneously the best and worst song on the whole album cuz the chorus makes me go ššš but the parts between each-#-verse are so so bad like the cyanide by the seaside parts are so ass i cant get over it#im sorry i have so much to say about this album and very few of it is good#some of the songs are so genuinely bad that i cannot listen to it oh my god curtis fell off so hard#not gonna put this in the fandom tag because i know some of yall will not like this take and that's ok#if you like it i am so happy you managed to find enjoyment in an album that made actually mad to listen to#fr if you do like it that is totally cool i will not judge you cuz like i said it does have a few bangers
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Hh rn I'm hungry and stressed. Maybe in a minute I'll calm down. Tho worrying about food in the meantime isn't gonna help with that...
#I was technically supposed to shower today but it feels a lot later than it actually is and it's fucking with my desire to Do Things#I already feel pretty pressed most days as it is. I think I keep going to bed early lately bc I abhor babysitting the cat.#he doesn't even need me to watch him anyways most nights bc aside from crying he doesn't really seem to DO anything#outside of bringing toys into the hall whilst calling for his (my) mother#god I miss when none of us had to put up with this shit. it sucks.#oh also she wants me to unlock the door for her at night bc she has a hard time seeing so I have to pay attention also#which again Sucks bc night is supposed to be my wind-down time from a long day of doing Nothing and being stressed about it#but I need to pick up my prescription at some point... sincerely wish she'd've brought this up a lot sooner when I could've done something#already. jeez... it's a high does of vitamin D; high enough that I have to take it once weekly and no more#turns out I WAS deficient in the vitamin. which; we already know I was low; but now it's actually IN deficient territory#dunno if it'll help but eh. worth trying at least. blast my ass with the Vitaminā¢ so that I don't have to suffer from never going outside#eh. I'm hungry.
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Dirty Lilā Secrets!
Synopsis. They all have their habits in bed - some so filthy you canāt help but keep them your dirty little secret.
Pairings. [SEPARATE] Gojo x Reader, Sukuna x Reader, Choso x Reader, Geto x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Toji x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem! reader, size differences, brĆ©eding, mating press, oral (female receiving), vibrators, manhandling, marking, jealousy (Chosoās side), praise, degradation, exhibitionism, fĆngering, semi-public, cĆŗmplay, some HEINOUS things, pet names, swearing.
Word count.Ā 4.8k
A/N. This came to me while watching Pink Panther, I think I should watch Pink Panther more often.
ā” TOJI FUSHIGURO - Take it or he makes you
Now, Toji knows heās got a big dick - huge, even. And to him it doesnāt make a difference - either you take his fat cock like the good lilā slut you are, or he shoves it in your snug cunt and watches you gasp so deliciously around him, eyes watering, swollen lips dropping into a pretty little oh!Ā
āAh- hngh daddy sātoo big. I donāt think-ā
āYou will, pretty girl.ā he chuckles darkly, leaning down till his breath is hot against your ear. āBecause Iāll make it fit.ā
Okay, maybe he lied - maybe it really does make a difference. Because right now, with you already so cockdrunk as he bullied his furiously leaking tip into your sloppy hole - Toji doesnāt think heās ever been harder.
āAre- are you at least hngh- halfway in, daddy?ā he hears you whimper. Cock twitching so animalistically inside you at the way your voice cracks so adorably at the end, tinged with desperation.Ā
Toji canāt help but huff out a laugh, brows furrowed, greedy gaze stuck on the obscene way your pretty lips struggle to take him in. Pussy spread open so shamefully for him, quivering and leaking so sinfully onto the sheets below.Ā
āNope.ā he hums, popping the p, reaching down to lick a long, languid stripe up the delicate tear streaming down your cheek.
God, he has to fight down some feral, animalistic part of him that wants to just plunge his throbbing cock into you till his heavy balls smack your ass. But no - not yet. Whatās the fun if he canāt see you struggle a bit more?
Instead pushing in shallow, determined little thrusts to fit inside your tight pussy. Each one has his prominent veins pulsing angrily against your walls, hitting that one spot just right. A maddening bump! bump! bump! you were losing your mind to.Ā
Stretching you to your limits. You could almost feel his achingly hard tip hitting your cervix already.
Full. So full - and he wasnāt even halfway in.Ā
Feral grunts leave him at the way you moan breathlessly at each motion, scrambling to grab onto the headboard, the sheets, him - just anything to ground you to your sanity as youāre split apart on his achingly hard cock.
Ah, how he loved this little song and dance. A few tears, a few whines - his lilā slut pretending like you couldnāt take it all - as if your walls arenāt sucking him in so obscenely, hips bucking up mindlessly for more. He loves your cute lilā mewls when you canāt decide between wanting to run away or milk the soul out of him.Ā
āNow now,ā Toji tuts, looping two muscled arms around your waist so you canāt escape. Tight, grip almost bruising.Ā
You let out a delirious squeal as he pulls you down down down - onto his thick cock. Plush walls taking him in greedily inch by fucking inch. Hungry for more.
He knew his pretty girl could do it - you always do.Ā
āDonāt think you can run away from me, doll.ā he groans over your pathetic little yelps of āAh! Too- too big, daddy! Gonna break-ā
āThen break fāme.ā
And with that, Tojiās had enough of playing nice - ramming in the rest of his length in one, harsh thrust. Not stopping till heās buried in your dripping cunt all the way to the hilt.Ā
A low hiss leaves him as his abs rub your skin, twitching balls finally smacking against your ass. Finally taking all of him.
Finally bottoming out. Ah, this is what heās wanted for sālong - teasing himself just as much as you.
āOh! Oh my- ah, fuck. Want it- need it sābad. Please- ngh-ā you mewl, hips bucking wildly. Too cock-drunk on the way the tufts hair at his toned pelvis scratch against your throbbing clit to even form proper sentences. God, you think you could almost cum just from the feeling of being so overwhelmingly full of him.
āFeel me in you, pretty girl?ā he rumbles, low and dangerous. āFeel me rightā¦ā he trails a long finger in between the valley of your breasts. Featherlight touch dancing down, down, down to your navel, pressing hard onto your stomach, ā...there.āĀ
You gasp at the pressure, breath catching in your throat at the dangerous smirk curling his lips as he begins to pull out inch by inch - agonizingly slow. Getting ready to fucking ruin you.Ā Because boy does it stroke his ego to see you absolutely wrecked by his huge cock, struggling to just take him - but this is where the real fun starts.
ā” NANAMI KENTO - The family man
Nanamiās a very steady man - he always has been.
A steady job, a steady schedule, a steady relationship with you. So, really, it makes sense that he wants a kid, or two - or four with the ways heās got you folded in half beneath him. Legs thrown over his sculpted shoulders, thighs burning at the stretch as he bends down down down-
A mating press. Nanami Kento had you in a fucking mating press.
And it was very dangerously quickly becoming his favorite thing.
You werenāt sure what to expect with that off-hand comment about wanting kids, but it surely wasnāt for your loving husband to fucking rip your skirt off and bend you over the nearest flat surface, throbbing cock now buried in your dripping pussy.
That was a few days ago.
And now every night without fail, you have Nanamiās seed dripping down your legs, still-achingly hard erection buried in your poor cunt - you doubt youāll make it out alive this time.
āK-Kento- Hah- hngh, I feel sāfull- so-ā
āShhh, darling. One more. Jusā one more, all you gotta do is take every drop.ā he hums, lips ghosting over your racing pulse. Brows furrowed, sweat trickling down his temple, cock ramming into you at such a filthy pace.Ā
Warm - so warm with his seed. It jolted some carnal part of him - all the way down to his achingly hard cock - to know that he was the one doing this to you. That was his cum filling your pretty pussy. And everyone else would know.
God, you can do nothing but sit there and take it as Nanami edges you closer and closer to your nth orgasm tonight. Thumb drawing rough, frenzied little circles on your throbbing clit that match the merciless pace of his hips.Ā
Over and over. A quick, maddening tempo he was losing his mind to.
Desperate, so desperate to get you off.Ā
āGonna fill you up.ā he whispers, voice raw and dripping with need, mind hazy. āGonna be so round and pretty with my kid, right, darling?āĀ
You nod eagerly, as he increases his pace impossibly. Your skin stinging where his balls smack your ass, fucked-out little ah! ah! ah! leaving your kiss-bitten lips each time his hips hit yours.Ā
Drool drips delicately down the corner of your mouth at how animalistically he was fucking you. None of that familiar tenderness - only the pure, filthy desire to breed your pretty lilā cunt full. All his.Ā
āYou can dress āem up, and Iāll take āem to school.ā he rambles, as half-delirious as you at this point. Drunk off of you and your cunt and you. āAnd when weāre all aloneā¦ā he trails off dangerously. Ripping his gaze from the creamy, white ring forming around his base to look in your eyes, āIāll fuck another one into you.ā
āAh! Yes yes yes, please. Cum in me baby, fill me up.āĀ
You see white as you cum - or maybe that was Nanami painting your plushy walls with his seed, you canāt even tell at this point, too exhausted and cock-drunk. All you can feel is Nanami twitching inside you before heās shooting thick hot spurts of his cum. Again. And again.Ā
āOh- Kento, tāmuch. Thereās so much.ā you moan softly, words slurring together. Sloppy hole quivering at the feeling of being so deliciously overfilled as Nanamiās cum trickles out of you, forming a wet, sinful pool on the sheets below.Ā
āFeel it inside you, darling?ā he doesnāt stop thrusting - rough, mindless movements from some deep-rooted, primal little part of him. Stuffing you deeper and deeper with his cum. Fully intent on filling you up until he was shooting blanks - or until he physically couldnāt. Whichever comes last.
Fucked-out little yelps leave you with wreckless abandon, mixing with the creaking of the bed at Nanami starts up yet another unforgiving pace, āYes- Ah! I feel it, Kento. Feel it sādeep inside me.ā āMhm?ā he purrs, teeth grazing your earlobe. Darkened eyes glinting with something predatory as they greedily lock onto the way his cum gushes out of you. Seeping into your skin, smearing on his abs - and his rock-hard cock. āThen, better be ready for one more, darling.ā
ā” GETO SUGURU - The sweet-talker
If someone saw the ever-graceful Geto Suguru right now, they wouldnāt believe their eyes - and definitely not their ears. Such beautiful words coming out of such a beautiful mouth, but his actions were anything but.Ā
And it doesnāt even matter the place, heāll come up right beside you and whisper a few seemingly harmless words. āI really love that skirt on you, angel. Is this the one I bought?ā heād say to you at the convenience store, smiling sweetly at the old woman in front of him that sighs about āyoung love.ā
Little did anyone know that right at that moment, the innocent hand in his pocket fiddles with that little plastic remote. The one he bought specifically to make you lose your sanity.
Intensity setting 2.
āB-baby?ā you whimper, breath hitching as you feel the bullet vibrator shoved inside your dripping cunt start to turn up a notch - tiny, methodical vibrations against your snug walls.Ā
āYes, my angel?āĀ
You could almost smack the innocent grin off his devastatingly handsome face. Geto Suguru could win an Oscar for how good he was at acting like he didnāt have a firm grip on your vibrator control. Thumb running harsh, quick little circles on the intensity.
āNothing.ā you grit your teeth, nails digging into his sculpted arm as you hold onto him for support. The little bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt maddening against your cunt. Praying that no one else here could see your dazed eyes and the way your thighs were quivering desperately. God, could this queue get any longer?
You almost miss the wrinkled hand waving in front of your face, the good-natured voice in front of you asking, āYou alright, dearie? You look a bit under the weather.āĀ
Intensity setting 3.
āI-Iām-ā you choke, looking up at Geto for support. In perhaps a miraculous act of kindness, he peers down gently at the old lady. āDonāt worry, grandma. My love here has just been a bit sick today. Mātaking her to the doctor after this, yāknow. Isnāt that right, angel?ā
Intensity setting 4.
Oh, not an act of kindness. Definitely not.Ā
Panties completely soaked now, pussy clenching desperately around the vibrator. You shoot a quick glare at Geto, who was urging you deceivingly lovingly to answer. God, you could almost hear the laughter inside his mind as you take a steadying breath, stuttering out a barely audible, āY-yeah. Sick today.ā
You couldnāt care less if the sigh of relief you let out is audible to everyone else in the store as the elderly woman turns away with a nod. Mind focused only on Geto and Intensity setting 4 and Geto-
āAww, whatās wrong, angel? Why do you look like youāre about to cry?ā you hear that familiar faux concern from above you. āWhich asshole do I need to beat up?ā
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzztĀ
Gritting your teeth in order to not snap or just outright demand that Geto makes you cum right here, right now. Instead, managing out an unsteady little, āTurn it down.ā
āWhat was that, angel?ā
āTurn it down, I swear to-ā
Youāre cut off by hot breath against your ear, Getoās voice hoarse with desire as he mutters, āThen cum. Right here.ā
And as if to prove his point, he deftly runs his fingers along the intensity control once more, rubbing maddening little circles along it. Edging your climax and your sanity like the sadistic bastard he was.Ā
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzztĀ
And you could tell by the faint smirk curling his lips that he was taunting you - torturing you to just break or break him. Whichever comes first.
Thighs trembling, knees weak, you shiver as you finally reach the counter, Getoās thumb now firmly set on Intensity setting 4 as he speaks casually with the cashier. How dare he talk about the weather when you were reaching a breaking point here?Ā
Tears prick at your eyes - both at the pure overstimulation and the frustration of not being able to fucking cum. No matter how much you wanted to.Ā
āAngel, you donāt look too well. Want to sit down?ā
You clench your jaw, trying to maintain some level of composure as Geto pays for your items. Every second feels like an eternity, every nerve ending screaming for release.Ā
You muster a weak nod even as you can feel your thighs quivering, blood roaring in your ears - you refuse to let him win. At least this time.
āCāmon now, letās get you home and rested.ā By the time Geto steers you to the exit, youāre practically begging for relief. His arm hot around your waist, your vision blurring at the edges. Youāve only made one step outside when-
Intensity setting 5.
You cum with a strangled yelp. Nails digging into Getoās forearm hard - part in surprise and part revenge for all of that. His strong arm being the only thing grounding you - and the only thing keeping you from collapsing to the fucking ground.
Your orgasm takes you by surprise, and for a brief moment, all you can do is breathe, your eyes fluttering closed as your body shudders at the shockwaves of electricity. God, you almost think you see the pearly gates of heaven at the sheer intensity of your pleasure.
When you crack open your eyes again, you find Geto staring at you. Ah, an angel.
āWell, you should be thankful I went easy on you this time.ā
Nevermind, itās the devil incarnate.Ā Geto leans in closer, his lips brushing against your ear. āHope youāre not feeling too āunder the weatherā, angel. Because Iāve got a plan in mind and weāre going to be doing something much more fun than going to the doctor."
ā” CHOSO KAMO - Marked up and all his
Choso knew you were hot - it only bothered him that everyone else did too.Ā
Which is probably why youāll often find him all but dragging you into the nearest bathroom at whatever party. Barely even locking the door before heās got you pressed against the cold counter, leaking tip dragging teasingly along your swollen folds.Ā
āChoso, baby~ā you whine softly from where his furiously flushed head was kissing your dripping cunt, barely audible over the loud thumping of the music from the other side of the door. āMore, deeper.ā
And, well, whatever his sweetheart wants - she will get. Because he immediately presses in, plunging inch by fucking inch into your sloppy heaven. Veins dragging so maddeningly across your walls as he bullies his throbbing cock into your snug cunt.Ā
āThis what you want? To be split apart on my cock, sweetheart?ā He groans into the crook of your neck, your sweet moans going straight to his aching cock. Tongue flattening along the skin, licking long, languid stripes up your neck, he nibbles lightly - all part of his plan.
āHah- Hngh, yes baby. Jusā like that.ā Enveloping himself in your warmth, thrusting in small, mindless little motions of his hips. Not even wanting to get himself off - just wanting, needing to feel your pretty pussy around his cock. To prove to himself that you were his.
But it wasnāt enough.
Mouth still relentlessly marking and biting your skin, Choso guides your legs to wrap around his toned waist - a signal to pull, to use him to your heartās content.
āFuck, Choso- Fucking me sāgood.ā Your legs tighten around him, pulling him impossibly closer. Itās all Choso ever wants.Ā
One hand deftly snakes itās way down to your throbbing clit, rolling his thumb along the sensitive bud in just the way he knows will make you squeal and buck your hips onto his cock for more more more-
And the other - ah, yes, he canāt forget why heās here - neat fingernails digging deep into your skin. Leaving pretty crescents in their wake - just below where your tight lilā party dress hiked up. To show all those losers on the dance floor who you belong to.
Dragging. Marking.Ā
His mouth leaves their place from your neck to whisper against your lips, darkened eyes boring into yours, āYouāre mine, yāknow that?āĀ
You can do nothing but nod breathlessly into the heady air, hips bucking wildly underneath him as he increases his pace. Keening deliriously at the bruising grip on your hips and the even harder one on your poor cunt.
āMine. All mine.ā he grits out, twitching balls smacking your ass, rock-hard cock dipping in and out in and out in and-
āThose losers canāt fuck you the way I do, sweetheart.ā
And then youāre cumming. Jolts of electricity running down your spine - and your nails raking down Chosoās. Red-hot patterns in their wake - and thatās exactly what sends him over the edge. āAh- Shit shit shit, yes mark me till mābloody yes-ā
And maybe you do, because his throbbing cock twitches deeply in your pussy. Thrusting once, twice before he pumps thick, hot ropes into your fluttering walls. Tight balls squeezing painfully as he cums with a loud groan of your name.Ā
Two arms kneading your ass - wrapping bruisingly around your waist - touching any and every inch of skin he could reach. Leaving pretty little marks for days.
You can feel such a sinful, sticky mixture of his slick and your cum trailing down your legs as he fucks you both through your highs. Pooling at the cold counter, stomach now uncomfortably hot, vision blurry - yet you still manage to make out the satisfied grin on Chosoās face.Ā
Pure pride shining in his eyes as he takes in your fucked-out state, marks blossoming along your skin as if youād been thrown to the wolves.Ā
Ah, success.
But heās barely had time to bask in his victory till you murmur out a quick āHold on.ā Pulling him firmly by the collar of his t-shirt. Lips firmly slotting over the sensitive skin peaking out.Ā
Chosoās breath hitches as you bite and tease the skin - a pathetic little imitation of the absolute wreck heād havoced on your skin - not pulling away until youāre satisfied with the dark, red mark blossoming on his milky skin.Ā
āThere. Perfect.ā you flash an almost-innocent grin at him. And despite all that transpired in this heady bathroom, this is what makes his knees weaken so desperately. Oh, how he loved being yours.
ā” RYOMEN SUKUNA - The show-off
If the King of Curses owns something nice and pretty, then you can bet heās going to show it off to everyone and anyone that crosses him. It doesnāt matter if itās human trash or some lowly curse heās just about to kill, all of them have the same last sight - you.
You, sat so prettily on the hulking kingās lap. All doe-eyed and batting your lashes so innocently at him as he wielded chaos on his throne.Ā
It made them almost want to save you from this monster, only to realize - if Sukuna was feeling particularly generous that day - that he was the last thing that you needed saving from.Ā
Because if by some miracle, Sukuna was feeling generous - and decided that those scum that bow beneath him should see something pretty before they die - then they see you. Legs spread so shamefully on his lap, large arms the width of your head keeping them open for your guests.
Sukuna trails his rough fingers dangerously down your robe - one that does absolutely nothing to hide your curves or the heaving of your chest. Thin fabric tearing easily under his sharp fingernails, exposing such tantalizing flashes of skin as whoeverās watching gulps heavily in both fear and anticipation.Ā
He doesnāt stop till your robe is all but hanging off you now, dripping cunt soaking the tattered fabric as you keen desperately into his touch.Ā
āShhh, my lilā slut.ā he murmurs, low and gravelly into your ear, hot breath sending jolts of electricity coursing through your veins. āWouldnāt want to be rude in front of our guests, hm?ā
Whoeverās bowing before you two donāt know what makes shivers run down their spine more - Sukunaās dangerous words or the way you whine desperately. āBut Sukuna~ā grinding onto his very obvious erection as you do, āWanā you so badly, havenāt been filled by you today.ā
Shit, scratch that. The scariest thing here was the deep chuckle that echoes across the throne room - the King of Curses laughing. Laughing.Ā
They watch in horror - unable to rip their eyes away - as he snakes down two large fingers to your dripping cunt, spreading open your swollen folds. Absolutely delighting in the way you flutter around nothing - his lilā slut, so desperate for him.Ā
You buck readily into his hold as Sukuna bullies two large fingers into your snug cunt. Ready walls clenching down so sinfully at finally getting some of the friction youād been aching for all day.
āOhh, yes. Sukuna, finally. Wanted you in me sābad.ā you squeal as he curls his fingers deftly inside you, expertly grazing that familiar spot he knew would have you falling apart in a matter of a few seconds.Ā
āSo spoiled.ā Sukuna hums, a sly grin curling his lips - and the scum bowing before him completely forgotten - as he starts pumping his fingers in and out of your sloppy hole. Thrusting in rough, jerky little movements that no matter how filthy and unrefined they seem - hold a dangerous, calculated intent as he hits that spot over and over.
The ones before you find their cocks hardening traitorously at your breathy whines and the lewd squelching sounds. Torn between training their eyes on the ground and greedily watching your thighs quiver on the monsterās lap, cunt dripping so obscenely onto his robe.Ā
āLook at her.ā a sharp order jolts them out of their reverie. Sukuna didnāt have to ask, he knew you were a heavenly vision in his little hell. Yet, he continues anyway, amusement spiking at the way they can do nothing but gape at what they can never have āLook. So desperate fāme. Should I make her cum?ā
āNooo, Sukuna donā be mean~ā you whine half-deliriously at the silence that follows. Voice strangled at the merciless pace Sukuna had on your cunt, rolling your swollen clit on his fingers, dipping in and out in and out in and-
Sukuna chuckles darkly in your ear, over the protests of the trash at his feet, āSeems like they donāt want you to cum.ā He increases his pace ruthlessly, over and over. Hitting that spot with reckless abandon, delighting in the way you writhe and convulse on his lap. āBut sāalright, Iāll be the one to make you cum. Your king, hm?ā
And make you cum he does. Adding three fingers into your tight cunt now, thrusting in and out at a pace that has you bowing into his hulking body. Over and over. Hurried. Hasty. Almost torturous for those watching.
āAh! Yes yes yes, Sukuna~ Māgonna-ā you can barely finish the sentence before youāre seeing stars behind your eyes, broken moans of Sukunaās name leaving your swollen lips. He doesnāt stop - not when your orgasm is mere tingles, your voice too raw to even let out fucked-out moans. Not even when youāre quivering and fidgeting on his laps.Ā Not even when he leans down to mutter in your ear, voice husky with pure need, āNow, how should I kill these fuckers off?ā
ā” GOJO SATORU - Just a lilā taste
The great Gojo Satoru loves all things sweet, and that includes you. Not just you, but your pretty lips, your sweet cunt, and the sweetest - something else heād never admit to anyone but you - the taste of him in you.
And right now - bullying his throbbing cock into your snug cunt, his heavy balls smacking your ass over and over as he rams into you hard, fast - Gojo knows thereās something for him to look forward to.Ā
The bed creaks in protest as he chases the heavenly feeling of your tight pussy around him, mixing with the filthy moans leaving your mouth.
He was probably going to get another noise complaint - good, let them nosy fuckers know how good he makes you feel.
āAh! Hah- hngh, Toru filling me up sāgood.ā you mewl and buck your hips underneath him for more more more- wanting, needing the feeling of him stretching you so deliciously. His glistening veins dragging along that one spot so deliciously, pulsing against your tight walls at an urgent, incessant rhythm.Ā
āOh yeah?ā he grunts. Cock pushing into you deeper and deeper, cervix kissing your tip so painfully good. āLike this? Like it when I fuck you like this? Canāt get enough of it, hm?ā
Because of course, Gojo Satoru canāt stop running his mouth even when heās fucking you relentlessly. Even when his thrusts grow frenzied, sloppy with desire. And especially not when youāre creaming on his achingly hard cock.
God, youāre so fucking perfect he canāt help but lose himself in the heat of the moment as well.Ā
Body arching off the bed, you see stars behind your eyes as Gojo cums in thick, hot spurts inside your fluttering walls. āShit, oh Toru, sāfull inside me hah-ā
You think you probably cum harder just at the sight before you.Ā
Gojoās head thrown back, blue eyes prettily rolling to the back of his head as he bites his lips in concentration - desperately trying to fight off that feral, animalistic part of himself that just wants to fuck his cum deeper and deeper inside your dripping cunt. Wrestling that urge to breed you full to the back of his mind.Ā
No, because heās got bigger things in mind.Ā
Bigger things that include urgently dropping to his knees as soon as your breathless moans bate. He wrestles your hips on the mattress, grip bruising on your waist as he pulls your pretty cunt closer. All wet and painted white with his cum, dripping so obscenely onto the fresh sheets below.
Mouth dropping into a soft oh! at the sinful sight before him, Gojo doesnāt waste a second before surging forward.Ā
Nose-deep in your pussy, he doesnāt stop till heās nose-deep and breathing you in so obscenely. Tongue bullying its way in between your swollen folds, dipping into your sloppy entrance in and out in and out in and out-
He groans into your cunt as he tastes himself. Tastes you.Ā
Sweet.Ā
The absolutely filthy mixture of his cum and your slick sliding down his tongue as he laps up your juices with the desperation of a madman. God, it makes the blood rush straight to his dick at the way your mouth drops open in disbelief - he never does get used to it.
Messy. It was so fucking messy.Ā
āMmm, sāsweet on my tongue, baby.ā he slurs, drunk off the absolutely intoxicating taste of your sin. āFuck- Canāt get enough of it. Shit.āĀ
You flinch as he swears into your throbbing cunt. Seeing flashes of white behind your eyes each time he flicks his tongue just right to graze over all your most sensitive spots. You could almost cry from the overstimulation - walls fluttering sensitively around his relentless tongue.
And you probably do really cry when Gojo moves up your dripping pussy, sucking on your swollen clit. Rolling his tongue over and over at the same maddening pace of the tears down your cheeks.Ā
Absentmindedly, you wonder whether heās done with his little feast - and moving on to torture you full time now.
Gojo huffs out a laugh into your cunt, popping off your abused clit with a lewd pop! Hands snaking down to grab his rock-hard base. Pulling in short, desperate little tugs to get himself ready for what was to come. āYeah, mādone, baby.ā he chuckles darkly. Shit, did you say that out loud?Ā
But you have no time to wonder too long about that, instead stuck on that dangerous little glint in his eyes as he stands from his position nose-deep in your cunt. Swiping his tongue across his lips, savoring every last drop of you.Ā
Dazed, your eyes drift from his slick-glossed mouth down, down, down to-
Oh.
āDonāt worry, baby. Māgonna be feasting again real soon.ā
A/N. Plagiarism not authorized.
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I need to make a new pmd story right now or I'll explode
#rat rambles#someone I follow made some pmd ocs based on one of their pokerogue runs and Im just sitting here like why didnt I do that first fuck#I have three guys Ive been using in literally every run (because theyre my only tier 3 shinies lol) and I wanna make them ocs sooo bad#I might end up doing it but I mostly am just unsure because Id have to make some tough decisions when it comes to their designs#mainly if I stick closer to the actual colors used for the shinies or make my own pallets for them#on the one hand I Do like the colors used for them but on the other hand I wouldn't actually want this story to be too pokerogue inspired#so like Id feel bad using the pokerogue shinies for a story that ultimately has little to nothing to do with it#second biggest issue is that one of them is a golurk and god I dont wanna draw that#also one of them is a pyukumuku and thats fine by me but it does necessitate some creativity#the other two are an eevee and leavanny#although Id definitely have the eevee evolve into flareon since my best runs with him were when he was one#now tbf those also happened to be the runs I got multilense on him (one of them I got two on him) and he was able to stunlock anything#slower than him to death with bites and steal all their items with covet#Im so glad they switched eevee's passive to pick up it makes my life so much easier#simple wasnt Terrible but it was hard to use well since most of its evolutions arent strong or defensive enough to utilize it well#tbf I didnt try very hard since leavanny is my default sweeper and he learns sword dance#but eevee does make for good support early on at least even if it takes good rng for it to hold up well late game#tbf leavanny should also be in that camp but its simply built different (gets sharpness as a passive)#golurk is the real one that falls off hard tho unfortunately#which sucks because it's terrible early game and good for like five seconds mid game and then mostly terrible late game#I say mostly because god does my boy hard carry me through the final boss every time#generally a decently built leavanny with stone axe can cleave through 90% of the game but bestie gets hard countered by the final boss#I will say tho that Ive enjoyed using pyukymuku Way more than I thought I would its lowkey highkey saved my ass more time than I can count#its soooo important in pokerogue to have a stalling pokemon because youre inevitably going to need one#oh yeah I forgot to mention that eevee isnt one of the tier three shinies but my boy is the lesser of two evils amongs my tier two shinies#the other is goldeen. which I have also used in a huge chunk of my runs. it was the second shiny I got.#that guy tormented me so bad I was sitting here having to convince myself that the seaking carry was real#every now and then I get to use a better water type and I feel a surge of emotion as I remember what it feels like to use a good water type#and then I sigh and go back to seaking since I need my luck score maxxed out and I dont have space for my other tier two shines because#theyre both 5 costs
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In honor of my tags passing peer review, i would like to inform everyone that when i make quesadillas my german gf dips them in mayo
For a while in my life I legitimately considered moving to Germany. Thereās multiple reasons I inevitably ended up staying in the US but one of the big ones was that one time when I was in Germany and wanted some salsa the closest thing I could find was basically just tomato sauce.
#two things here#first is that those corn tortillas sound like an abomination to life#the second is that i legit thought sour cream didn't exist here (spoiler it does) because my gf would always just say#'oh use mayo its the closest thing'#also she hates when i call her my german gf because her parents are immigrants#so please just know this is the most german thing she does and otherwise she is a comoletely normal and rational human#completely#everyone saying the international section of the grocery stores have everything you need are such fucking liars#like i am sorry you eat the saddest mexican meals in existence#i scrounge up everything i can from the international section and its literally all shit#the upside is i don't have to make my own tortillas#the downside is they don't know what a corn tortilla is#and the salsa from there still sucks ass#and WHERE are my refried beans#if you can't cook from scratch you're on your own in this country#God bless dƶner for being the most delicious thing ever to come out of germany tho#when i am particularly sad about the lack of mexican food i eat dƶner and count my blessings
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Clubbing dumb rich idiots over the head 24/7
#why does my job keep giving me annoyed people to deal with#I the person who will intentionally be passive aggressive because I want the idiots to realize theyāre wrong and stupid#which I know only winds them up more but I canāt help it#me: someone else handle this pls I donāt have access to anything to help#my team: *silence or unhelpfulness*#me: alright. time to piss these motherfuckers off.#šš you donāt get to tell me our security measures are BS when YOU are the one who canāt follow basic instructions DUMBASS#oh my god I could scream right now#and I just know tomorrow is going to suck with my dumbass boss and his stupid smarmy ass face#I had such a nice time working while he was out of the office#and now heās back and I want to kill him with hammers#I have literally never encountered someone who pisses me off so righteously#he talks to me like Iām some dumb fuck kid#and then he purposely does shit to annoy me and humiliate me (though he doesnāt know itās humiliating even though Iāve made#MANY commenfs about not liking when he does that shit)#wishing he explodes into flames#anyway I got sidetracked fuck rich people
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behind your touch (18+)
jungkook x reader
genre : married couple, simp husband!Jungkook
summary : two introverts explore the sexier and much more hotter side of their relationship.
warnings : lots of smut and fluff, dual pov, Jungkook is a wild one and he's also a simp, they're adorable, oc is a tadbit nervous, they're newly married and so in love with eo, breeding kink, unprotected sex (please be safe), Oral (giving and receiving), Jungkook is dominant, hair pulling, spanking, he loves her ass, masturbating together. let me know if i missed something.
a/n : i have no idea which freaky monster was sitting on my shoulders when i wrote this. enjoy and if you're ovulating, goodluck. kisses <33
āļ½”ļ¾āļøļ½”āļ½” ļ¾ā¾ ļ¾ļ½”ā
your pov
"One more, honey. Just give me one more"
Your husband's fingers pump into you as you tweak your nipples between your forefinger and thumb. The pleasure is so intense and burning, you almost see stars. Jungkook is on his stomach between your legs wide apart, his left hand is grabbing your left tit while his three fingers thrust into your wet pussy, thumb rubbing your clit. His face is hovering above yours and he nibbles on your ear.
"I- oh my god, Jungkook I can't" you whimper as you try to control your ragged breathing. He has your body totally at his mercy and you know he's not going to stop until he makes you come for the third time. You don't even know how he pulled one out of you the second time.
"I know you can. Let me see that beautiful pussy clench. Just like that."
His finger go even deeper inside you. He twists his forefinger in such a way, you almost scream before slapping your hand over your mouth but Jungkook takes a hold of your hand, removing it from your mouth.
he warns, "Don't you dare muffle your screams or else I'm gonna spank that perfect ass until it's red and hot"
That does it, your hands rapidly grab the taut silk bedsheet, pulling and undoing it as you arch your back. Sweat beads cover your forehead as you let out a scream before coming harder than ever before.
"FUCK" you pant.
Jungkook takes out his fingers before sucking them off. You look at him with lust in your eyes and sigh. When he's done he holds you close to him as you tuck your face into his neck. Patient as you come down, running his hands over your arms, breasts and ass.
"That's my girl, you did so good" he kisses your forehead.
While you feel like you've ran a marathon, his facial expression holds nothing but pride and affection.
"God, I wish you could see yourself from my eyes right now. A fucking sight"
You chuckle, "You're crazy"
Placing a chaste kiss on your cheek he eyes find you again, "How are you feeling, wife?"
Your cheeks instantly turn a deep shade of pink. It's been twenty days since you both have been married, promised to love each other till the day you die. However, you've still not gotten used to him calling you his wife and it appears he loves your flustered face given that he calls you that every chance he gets.
You ignore his snarky chuckle and reply, "Perfect. How are you feeling, husband?
As soon as the words leave your mouth, Jungkook nuzzles his face in your neck and squeals. His golden retriever personality has always been your favorite.
"I love hearing you call me that. Is this how you feel when i call you wife?"
Indeed you do but no way you're gonna tell him that. His ego has gone big enough for the day. You push him down by his shoulders and lower yourself down to his thick length. He's still wearing his black boxers but earlier somewhere in the process he's gotten rid of his shirt.
Grabbing the waistband of his boxers, you push them down and let his thick length spring free. Your mouth immediately waters seeing his tip red and angry, begging for attention. A drop of cum has formed on top of it.
"Honey, you don't have to do this" he assures pushing up from his elbows to look at you.
"I want to" you say taking him in your mouth as his grunt follows after.
"Fuck yeah, just like that. You're so good at this, baby. So so good" his head thumps back on the pillow. His stomach muscles are clenching hard resulting his abs to look more defined. You run your hands over them. His breathing picks up when you take him deeper and when you cup his balls, his hands grab a handful of your brown locks.
"_____, baby I'm not gonna last long if you keep doing that" his hips come up pushing his cock to the back of your throat. He thrusts once, twice, thrice. The room is filled with wet noises and both of your moans. You've never heard of anything more beautiful. You've never seen anyone more beautiful than your husband.
"W-Want me to come in your mouth?" he asks as you nod frantically.
And he does. Another moans slips out of him as he grips your hair a bit tighter while also making sure not to hurt you. Your throat gets filled with his load.
"Swallow it, wife"
āļ½”ļ¾āļøļ½”āļ½” ļ¾ā¾ ļ¾ļ½”ā
Peace. If someone were to ask how your relationship is with Jungkook, you'd use the word peaceful. Love has all sort of forms and in your life where you are surrounded by so many people who love you, their love however, is slightly different yet equally precious.
For instance, there's passionate love then there's motherly love, bubbly love of a friend and nurturing love of a grandparent. When it comes to your husband, it's peaceful and calm. Your introvert personality had let people in the past assume the worst of you. The enormity of the fact that people think introverts are stand offish or impolite is beyond you.
It wasn't the case with Jungkook, though. Since you're both introverts it's never too quiet or too loud for you. A cup of coffee while you're sitting on his lap watching the sunset, taking a hot bath together where you both are not saying a word and letting silence wash over you, you reading your book while he plays his video game.
These moments might seem boring and mundane to a third party but for both of you, who feel like themselves in silence, they're more than just moments.
But that's not to say that there's no spark. That factor has certainly never been a matter of concern. Just like right now as you check yourself out in the bathroom mirror, your body has never looked this stunning. You're wearing a red lingerie which hugs your pear shaped body like a dream.
However, you can't seem to stop the fleeting feeling of nervousness creeping up in your stomach, twisting it into knots. This is new for you. Even in your past relationships you have never explored this much. It's only Jungkook's ability to make you comfortable in your body that has led you to this point. So, you take a deep breath and call out for him.
"Babe!!!"
"Yeah?" before you left him to execute your sexy little surprise, he was talking to his best friend, Jimin. It appears he's done talking.
Adjusting the bra strap, you yell again, "Can you close your eyes for me, please?"
"Why?" he's got to be kidding.
"JUST DO IT!!"
"Alright, alright woman"
You walk towards the door and twist the knob oh so slowly. You open the door slightly ajar and see him sitting on the corner of the bed and then only you walk out.
Standing four steps before him you speak, "Okay you can open them"
"That's what she said"
You huff out a laugh but quickly recover.
"Jeon Jungkook"
"Shit, you full named me? This must be serio-" his words come to a halt when his gaze falls on you.
A nervous smile breaks out of your full lips as you wait for him to continue. When he doesn't say anything you start to wonder if you overdid it but he doesn't give you much time to think further because the next thing you know is he's pushing you against the bedroom wall, lips colliding with yours.
You moan as your lips move together with him sucking your bottom one between his. It's sloppy, it's filled with saliva but you wouldn't have it any other way. Tonight, you want the sloppy and wet.
His mouth is soft and eager. One thing about kissing Jungkook is that it's never the same. It's different every fucking time and it only gets better. His tongue pushes in between your lips before you part them and allow it to slide against your own.
He pulls away and rests his forehead against yours, "Jesus Christ,____. You're trying to kill me, baby"
"Do you like it?" you chuckle.
"Like it? You have no idea how many times I've gotten off to this visual. You look like a fucking goddess and you could ask for anything right now, I'd give it to you"
He shakes his head right to left like he still can't comprehend the sight in front of him. So you decide to help him.
"Fuck me"
"What?"
"I need you to fuck me, Jungkook." you ask him in a stern voice.
From the way he looks at you, it seems like he can't wait another second to get his mouth on you. Taking a step back, he looks at you up and down as if taking his fill. The moment the next words leave his mouth, you shiver.
"Strip"
āļ½”ļ¾āļøļ½”āļ½” ļ¾ā¾ ļ¾ļ½”ā
Jungkook's pov
"Strip"
The red lingerie pushes his wife's tits up as Jungkook is holds onto this slender thread of restraint, scared that if this gets any hotter, it'll snap. Her skin is so smooth and her lips are swollen from the rather burning kiss they shared earlier. The bulge in his sweatpants must be visible but he's not embarrassed about it.
A man can only handle so much. He looks at ______ with a fire and yearning that runs so deep he feels like it'll consume him whole. He wonders what made tonight worth it? is it the lingerie? is it the fact that they're newly married? is it the honeymoon?
No, It's because of the woman standing before him. It's because of the fact that he is the luckiest man alive on the planet to not only have a woman so sexy as his wife but also someone who is an outstanding daughter, a responsible sister and a human worth living for.
People talk about dying for their loved ones but what about living for them? What about living with them? When he was standing at the alter with ______ standing in front of him just like now he had made a promise to himself that he will live for her everyday. He will make every single day worth it for her so that she will choose him again as her husband in her next life.
The red fabric of cloth falls down with a subtle thump on the ground and his eyes travel all over _____ body. Her slender legs, a dark mole just above her left knee, stretch marks looking like lightening travelling from her navel down to her knees, the curve of her waist he has always loved to hold and kiss, her tits with perky nipples begging for attention and then finally her face.
"Come here and lie down on the bed" she does as he says.
When she gets comfortable enough and looks at him he asks her to spread her legs.
"Show me that pretty pussy, sweetheart" she spreads her legs slowly as if teasing him. He sucks in a deep breath before slipping out of his sweatpants and letting his cock spring free. It slaps against his stomach and he gives it a pump.
"I'm going to fuck you real nice but before that I want to watch. Don't worry though, I'll let you watch too" his voice is as husky as ever.
He walks back to the chair in the corner of the room and sits himself down. His wife looks at him with so much innocence and wonder, for a second he considers changing his mind and snuggle her to sleep but then again, she asked for it so she'll get it.
"Slip one finger inside, baby. Make sure to do it slowly, I want you to feel it well. Soak in the feeling"
"Jungkook, I'm not sure-"
"Hey, I'm right here, my love. I'm in this with you but reconsider it and if you're still not sure, we'll stop" he gently assures her, respecting her boundaries.
______ thinks for a while before taking a deep breath and nodding. Her hand slowly travels down to her stomach and finally to her wet cunt.
"Perfect, now rub your clit slowly and then slide a finger inside" she follows his commands as she lets out a light moan, her head tipping back in pleasure. It's just the beginning.
Jungkook's hands work up and down his length as he seeks his own pleasure but he's not sure how long he can last with the look on his wife's face. It's the perfect mix of pleasure and pain. She's his strength but fuck if she doesn't make him weak in the knees. Both of their moans fill the room with several "fuck" and "oh my god" following right after.
As _____ slides her finger inside and pumps it, he also fastens the pace of his pumping.
"Two more in, baby. Give it everything I know you're close" he manages to speak in a low voice.
"Jungkook, it's too much ahhh" she whines as she arches her back off the bed and he can see her pussy going moist and swollen indicating she's almost there. His hands pump as fast working his veiny cock between his tattooed hands and as soon as his wife lets out another loud moan, his orgasm follows making him throw his head back as he comes down from the high.
When he finally gets a hold of himself, he catches a look at her. She's breathing rapidly and caressing her stomach. Walking up to her he kneels down facing her sex and puts his mouth on it, sucking loudly.
"JUNGKOOK-"
Jungkook's eyes look up to her as he slides his tongue up and then down her pussy cleaning her off as she grabs his hair in response and yanks him up. He obliges and hovers over her before taking the same fingers that were inside her as he pushes them against her lips. She opens those kissable lips and tastes herself.
"Do you understand how divine you taste now?"
_____ hums as her lips release the finger with a loud pop. His eyes trace her face lovingly. _____ has exactly ten moles on her face and his favorite is the one on her upper lip. It's meant to be kissed just like the other ones.
"You're staring"
"I like looking at you. You're the loveliest person ever, do you know that? How did I even get so lucky?"
_____ grins and it's the only thing he ever wants to see on her face.
"Tell me how you want my cock wife and I'll give it to you" His eyes are glue to her face. He could look at her all day and not get bored.
"I- I want it from behind if that's okay" there is a hint of hesitation in her voice and he doesn't like it. But that's okay because he plans on making her as comfortable as possible tonight.
When he turns her on her stomach and guides her ass upwards, her face down on the mattress, she gasps but doesn't object.
"Are you okay with me spanking this ass, honey? Want me to tell you how bad I want you?" she whimpers.
"Yes, please"
"That's a good fucking girl" his doesn't wait a second longer before giving a slap on the globe of her ass, only to slap it once more while also making sure not to hurt her in the process. His palms paint her pale skin.
He works her clit pulling a loud moan out of her. _____ breath is picking up the pace again as sweat beads her back glistening it in the best way possible. He notches the head of his cock at her entrance and pushes inside with a force that takes both of their breaths away.
"Fuck" he cries out and she whines.
He pulls himself outside before thrusting back inside, "Fuck, I love you, _____. You're the best thing that happened to me. Every morning- ugh- every morning I get excited just because of the fact that I get to see this pretty face. You beautiful, strong, gentle of a woman and you're all mine"
His thrusts fasten, he gives three kisses on the dimples of her back as he fucks her from behind just like she asked.
"I love you, baby" he hears her reply back, her voice breathy.
"You like that?"
thrust
"You like how I'm giving it all to you, huh?"
thrust
"You like being at my mercy? Desperate and needy?"
thrust
"Want me to give you a baby,hmm? Make you look all mine?" His final thrust goes even deeper before he turns her on her back. He pulls out and freezes. The woman he's married to is looking like a fucking angel who also has been fucked raw and good. He couldn't be more in love with her.
"Sweetheart, I wanna try something but I need to you to trust me, alright? I'll never hurt you" when he gets a nod from _____ he uses his knees to move up to her until he just above her stomach.
"Push those tits together for me" he commands.
So, she does. ______ doesn't hesitate this time and his chest grows another inch with pride. Her tits squeeze up with the help of her palms and Jungkook carefully slips his cock into the tight channel. Her chest is decorated with the hickeys he's given her this morning.
It takes five thrusts for him to come on her chest. White, hot liquid covers his wife's chest as he quickly pushes himself sideways and lies down beside her with a loud thump.
"Christ, that was so good" he pants.
He takes a moment to catch his breath before running to the bathroom and comes back with a wet towel. He swipes it all over her chest as he cleans her off. She's still looking at him with the same love and passion in her eyes as before. Nothing has changed and nothing will change.
As soon as he's done cleaning up and gets ready to talk his wife's ears off, her soft snores pull at his attention. Giggling to himself as he covers her with the duvet pulling it taut so she can be warm and cozy, he gets comfortable beside her and prepares to go into a deep slumber.
A hand wraps around his stomach making his silly, romantic heart flutter and _____ places her head on his chest.
Placing a chaste kiss on her temple and nose, he whispers into the darkness, "Goodnight, honey. Thank you for being mine"
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ā°āā¤ ź°ššš¶ āKatsuki fucks like he canāt live w out you
ćā”ć unprotected sex, spitting in mouth, cum eating, pussy licking, creampie, squirting, f!reader, reader has acrylics, biting
Katsuki fucks like heās going to die without you. His hands shake despite his rough grip on your hips, yanking you down onto his cock. You gasp and moan every time he does it, fingers desperately searching for something to grip onto.
His mouth finds yours, tongue invading your mouth, like heās hungry. Itās like heās trying to devour you. He wants to take your soul and keep it. Make it his- make you his.
āFuck fuck fuck-ā He gasps, face tingling and shaking with pleasure.
Your pussy is squelching, frothing at the base as slick juices run between the two of you. His thick hand reaches to your jaw, thumb pushing between the plush of your lips.
He pries your mouth open and spits, a long string of saliva drizzling into your mouth. Your head throws back against the mattress and you squeal. The coil in your stomach begins to grow taut.
Your hand reaches to blond hair, tugging him lower and you push his spit back into his mouth with your tongue. He groans into the kiss before pulling back.
Katsuki snatches a pillow from his side of the bed, hooking his arm under your knees to lift your ass. Itās placed under your lower back and he shoves your knees to your shoulders, folding you in half.
The angle makes your eyes roll to the back of your head. Thick, hot, heavy dick slamming into you with long strokes. Heās got to be in your stomach- you can feel it. The head pushes against the spongey spot inside you and squirt gushes from your pussy onto the both of you.
āGive it to me, yāfeel like- oh-ā Katsuki babbles, watching you frantically nod your head.
Your pussy clenches around him and heās on cloud nine. Acrylic nails dig into his shoulders, your teeth clamp down on the side of his throat. Itās raw- needy and desperate.
He canāt get enough of you. Stray hair sticks to the side of his face, sweat beads at the nape of his neck. His muscles are almost sore from fucking into your tight cunt. And he canāt stop.
Heās addicted. You begin rambling between moans and gasps, telling him filthy things. How heās god, that youāre in love with him, no oneās gonna ever compare. And the coil in your tummy snaps.
Because he presses his cock against that special spot and stays. As much as it pains him he doesnāt move, waiting. And you explode, clear juice spurting from your pussy and all over his cock and pillow.
Your head throws back and you scream, tears beginning to form in the corners of your eyes. Heās the closest to heaven heāll ever be when you tell him to cum inside you.
And god, he does. His fingers dig into the plush of your thigh and he clamps his jaw, teeth marking your shoulder. His hips stutter and he slams his length into you. His entire body goes taught and he fills you. Katsuki starts whining at the thought of what heās doing.
He can feel his cock head pressed against your cervix now. If there was a way, heād go further. But for now his cum fills your pussy, drenching the inside of your walls. He pushes your hips up.
āDonāt let it out, fuck- donāt.ā Katsuki rasps, fingers running through his hair to move it out of the way.
He laps at your pussy and you squirm in his grip. Heās slurping his own cum out of you like itās his last meal on this god forsaken earth. Licking at the squirt on your ass, his white ropes, sucking at your clit. You buck up and fuck into his mouth a bit, trying to ride his tongue and escape all the same.
You cum like that, shaking and writhing. He leaves a smack to your ass and shoves his cock back into you, fucking the cum thatās left back in. Heās got one more in him.
You get flipped over to your chest, where his cock is bullying that same spot again. And you just canāt stop squirting. Itās everywhere. The bed is soaked, youāre soaked, heās soaked.
He finishes in you again after youāre drooling all over the bed and desperately begging for it. He thinks about another round. He doesnāt know how long he can go without you.
Cause to him you put the stars in the sky and your pussy tastes better than water to a man dying of dehydration.
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Due to very, very high demand for part two of my Yan!Mermaid (looks at my notifications and cries), here it is.
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Contains: NSFW, dub-con, same warnings as the last one other than that
Yan!Mermaid who starts clinging to your leg as you sigh, so happy that you're giving him another chance.
Yan!Mermaid who watches your hand signals and listens to your foreign words, not understanding a thing but tries to listen for your sake.
Yan!Mermaid who forces himself not to straddle you when he sits next to you, his tail swaying slowly behind him.
Yan!Mermaid who watches you fish all day, just enjoying your presence.
Yan!Mermaid who pouts and whines and clings to you when you try to leave. no no no no no! don't leave! i don't wanna be alone! stay with me, i promise to keep you warm!
Yan!Mermaid who tries to climb into the trunk of your car, and somehow manages.
Yan!Mermaid who happily slides out of your truck when you arrive home, smiling wide.
Yan!Mermaid who's surprised when you don't seem happy too. you look mad, but you suck it up and groan.
Yan!Mermaid who doesn't like how you put him in a tank with the fish you caught, he wants to sleep in your bed!
Yan!Mermaid who climbs out of the tank when you're asleep and crawls across the floor to your room, curling up in bed with you.
Yan!Mermaid who lets his mind wander to when he was grinding against you, how good it felt. y-your skin is so w-warm and soft... a-ah...
Yan!Mermaid who is immediately worked up again, pressing himself against you tight.
Yan!Mermaid who lets his hands greedily trail over you, gently squeezing your thighs and watching the flesh bounce back into place.
Yan!Mermaid who hesitantly pulls down your pants. he promises himself that he's just looking, but he can't resist the temptation. s-so pretty...
Yan!Mermaid who starts by squishing the flesh of your ass, watching it jiggle. he continues to do that for a while, almost mesmerized. he loves watching you squirm in your sleep too.
Yan!Mermaid who sticks his fingers in his mouth, sucking on them and getting them wet.
Yan!Mermaid who starts by pushing one finger into you, slowly so he doesn't hurt you. he watches how your unconscious body squirms and reacts to the intrusion.
Yan!Mermaid who slowly pushes another finger into you, but that wakes you up. you look behind you almost immediately, a horrified look on your face.
Yan!Mermaid who expects you to hurt him, staring at you with wide and fearful eyes. he starts moving his fingers nonetheless, hoping that it might calm you down, twisting and curling them with slight hesitation. oh please don't hate me! you're just so irresistible!
Yan!Mermaid who watches as your body starts to quiver softly, your head falling back into the pillow. you were giving up to the pleasure, even if reluctantly.
Yan!Mermaid who feels encouraged, his fingers thrusting fasted, twisting and curling them to his hearts content. he makes sure to get real close to you so he can hear all of your soft whimpers and moans. a-ah... keep making those sounds... so cute...
Yan!Mermaid who keeps this up until you cum, and oh my God is he so happy. he watches as you convulse softly, pulling his fingers out and licking them. he doesn't mind if it's nasty if it's you.
Yan!Mermaid who lowers himself down and starts licking up the cum that fell onto the bed.
Yan!Mermaid who pats your back reassuringly as he positions himself behind you, helping you out though the whole thing. stroking your hair, praising you in his language, kissing every inch of your body, going as slow as he can.
Yan!Mermaid who cuddles you the whole night after that, kissing you softly. he's so happy, so fucking happy. he finally got to mate with you like a real lover, even if it was only one short round.
(BONUS NSFW: Yan!Mermaid definitely does analingus, %100. Yan!Mermaid puts your needs and wants before his, if he wants to go fast and you want to go slow he goes slow. he hates seeing you in crying, so he refuses to overstimulate you, nothing rough or degrading, and he doesn't dare leave marks on you. Yan!Mermaid AFTERCARE, SO MUCH OF IT.)
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Does anyone know how mermaid dick works? Like honestly, how. Is it in the tail? Just hanging out there? HOW!?
~šāā¬
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SHE'S A SUCCUBUS! ā CHOSO KAMO
SYNOPSIS...as a sex demon, she can always sense the horny virgin boy whoās dying to lose his virginity
INFO...choso x succubus!reader, sub!choso, virgin!choso, somnophilia, riding, overstim, creampie, oral (m!receiving and f!receiving), slight ass eating, cum eating, doggy, squirting, choso is super needy and eager, not proofread
OTHER...likes and reblogs are appreciated
Choso always felt left out when his friend would constantly talk about all the girls theyāve been with, all the experiences they had and what crazy shit they always got into. Heād just sit there, silent. He couldnāt relate to them not one bit. The closest heās ever to having sex is his right hand or a sex toy. No girl ever looked his way, and his confidence was crushed. Theyād only go after his friends, practically drooling over them. Not one of them spared a glance towards Choso.
He was begging to lose his virginity, dying to know what real pussy felt like, how soft tits felt in his hands or even some ass. God, donāt even get him started on wondering what it feels like to receive head. His friends swear itās the best thing ever as long as the girl knows what sheās doing. He always watches porn, the women on their knees, slobbering all over the man dick like it was some divine dessert. He loved watching the way their pussies wrapped around the mans dick, just imagining how wet and warm it is. He was a lost cause. At this point, he was ready to pay someone to take his virginity. Literally.
And just like any other night, he goes back home, ready to fuck his fist to another average porn video before dozing off to sleep. Heās been extremely horny lately, more than usual and he canāt understand why. Not to mention the wet dreams heās been having, waking up to cum in his pants like heās a damn teenager. He doesnāt know whatās wrong with him, feeling the need to cum more and more everyday.
Hours later, heās fast asleep, tossing and turning as he has another wet dream of someone riding him. He canāt make out her face, but it feels so damn real. Everything does. Even her moans and the weight on top of him. āMmm,ā he hums. His brows furrow. He can even hear the sound of skin on skin. His entire body feels like itās on fire right now, like heās been hit with some sort of sex pollen. Itās more intense than ever.
Little does he know itās not a wet dream, no, itās you. The succubus whoās been watching him for weeks, feeling his urgency to cum, to lose his virginity. Heās summoned you without even realizing. And now you were riding him, gliding your wet pussy up and down his aching cock while he slept, waiting for the moment he wakes up and realizes heās no longer a virgin. He twists and turns when you run your clawed nails down his pale skin, smiling at the way he moans and whimpers in his sleep.
Choso couldnāt take this overwhelming feeling anymore, forcing himself to wake up, prying his tired eyes open. But the feeling doesnāt stop. The sounds donāt stop. And certainly the woman is his dreams doesnt disappear when he opens his eyes. āWhaāahāwhat? Whoā¦? Oh fuck!ā He rasps, eyes darting around the room and over your naked body. āWhat the fuck? Oh my goddd.ā As confused and scared as he is right now, he canāt escape the pleasure coursing through him right now.
āShhh, shhh, just let me make you feel good. Youāve been dying for this havenāt you? Iām here to give you exactly what you want.ā You slightly lean back, spreading your legs to let him get a clear view of the way your pussy sucks his cock in.
He looks at you with awe and confusion, but he canāt help but give in, moaning so sweetly when you fully sink down. āWhoā¦who are you?ā He gasps, eyes widen when you clench your pussy around him.
āI know when cute virgins like you wanna lose their virginity. You summoned me, accidentally. Youāve been so worked up lately, huh? Well,ā you smile, āthat was because of me.ā His cock twitches inside of you, your hips bouncing faster and harder, watching the way he mouth falls open.
āFuck, fuck! Itās feels so good,ā he heaves, breathing heavily. His cheeks dusted a light pink. āI donāt wanna cum just yet, please slow down. Please, pleaseānnghhh, fuckkkk.ā Choso didnāt stand a chance, shooting sticky ropes of cum into your pussy, his entire body quivering with how intense his orgasm was. āPlease, slow downāah, oh my god. It feels too goodāā His eyes rolled into the back of his head as you kept fucking him.
āIāll keep fucking you till thereās nothing left.ā You lean forward, pressing your chest against his, placing your lips on his while you kiss him with such fervor, with such sloppiness. His hands reach down, gripping the plush flesh of your ass. He swears heās in heaven right now. This canāt be real. No way a sex demon was taking his virginity right now. His dick was so sensitive, but still so hard. He knew he had so much cum left, the only thoughts he had were to fill you up over and over until it was dripping out.
He felt like he was losing his mind, fucking him so hard, creating a sloppy mess where you two met just so you can get him to cum again. Your devilish yet sweet giggles send chills up his spine and straight down to his already throbbing dick. With labored breaths, and his heart rattling against his rib cage, he already knows heās going to cum again. So soon. āCome donāt hold back on me. I want it all,ā you growl in his ear. āIāll do whatever it takes to empty you dry and fuck you stupid.ā
His trembling fingers grip onto your ass harder as he cries out, broken moans swallowed by your kisses and he canāt help but cum again, filling up your tight pussy to the brim. You pull away from the heated kiss looking at the way his hazy eyes stare up at you with such desperation. You halt the movement of your hips and get up from his lap. āNo, no, wait. Where are you going?! Please, keep fucking me.ā He sits up, watching you get on your knees. Poor thing looks like heās almost about to cry.
And now he can get a real good view of you. The tail that swayed around and the small little horns that pointed from the top of your head. You really were a sex demon. Your hand took a firm grip on his throbbing cock, his tip leaking like it was begging you to make it cum again. āI can see your thoughts. Your nasty little thoughts.ā You run a long stripe from his balls all the way to his tip, licking the excess cum off. Your tongue was freakishly long, but god did it feel so good on him. You spit on his cock, massaging it in as you stroke him, moving your hand in circular motions that make his hips jump. āSay it. I know what youāre thinking.ā Your lips curl into a smirk, running the pad of your thumb over his slit.
āPutā¦put your mouth on it, please,ā he says barely above a whisper, too shocked to even form proper words.
āLouder.ā You massage his balls with your free hand, earning a guttural groan from him.
āPlease, put your mouth on it! Fuck, I wanna know how good it feels!ā His lip quivers, his breathing quickening the closer your lips get.
āGood boy.ā You smile, darting your tongue out and wrapping it around the base of his cock, swirling it around the head before you take him in your mouth. You stare at him through thick lashes, bobbing your head up and down his thick shaft, spit spilling from the corners of your mouth. Glug, glug, glug.
The sound of you choking on his dick was like music to his hears, taking his all the way down your throat with no problem. How is he supposed to keep up? His brain is fried and his body already feels so weak from cumming two times in a row. But he canāt stop. Itās like youāve put some kind of spell on him to make him want more. āShit, Iām all the way in,ā he gasps, fall back onto the pillows. You pull him out of your throat, string of saliva connect from your lips to his cock as you continue stroking him. You were so messy, so nasty, but he loved it so fucking much because this is always how heād picture it.
You spit back on his cock before taking him down your throat again without warning. āOh myāfuck me, Iām gonna fucking cum again!ā He whimpers. His body jolts and his abs tense up at the sensation, pleasure shooting through his body like electricity. Heās so sensitive he canāt help it. His hips buck up into your mouth and next thing he knows, heās cumming down your throat. āNnngh shit!ā He groans, each orgasm more intense than the last. Itās like as time goes on, he canāt help but get more horny, more greedy.
Within seconds heās pulling you off his dick on bending you over, pulling your ass in the air. āIām sorry, I canāt stop, I canāt stop, I canāt,ā heās muttering to himself, sweat dripping down his body. He pushes every inch into you with such ease, like your pussy was made for him. āFeels so good, feels so good I canāt stop stop,ā he cries, rummaging his hips into you, fucking hard and fast.
āYouāre learning so quickly.ā You smile from below him, pushing your ass back against his hips. He watches the way your ass bounces back on his dick and he becomes mesmerized. āThatās it! Fuck me harder. Show me how badly you wanna cum in my pussy again,ā you giggle.
Choso pushes your head into the mattress, broken moans falling from his lips. āI need it so badly, so fucking badly.ā Your pussy grips him like a vice and he hisses at the tempting feeling.
āMake me squirt all over your cock! Come on, fuck me like you mean it!ā You grip the sheets below you, feeling his swollen head press against your sweet spot over and over with each grueling thrust. Upon hearing your words, Choso remembers all those videos heās watching of girls squirting, and to make you squirt just because of him makes his brain fuzzy. He keeps the same pace, huffing and panting when your pussy grows tighter. āYes! Yes!ā You laugh, sighing in relief when he pulls out and clear liquid shoots from your pussy, coating his cock and sheets.
His eyebrows raise in amazement. āHoly fuck,ā he watches the way your pussy leaks before urgently ramming his cock back inside of you. āDo it again. Squirt all over me again! Please! Itās so fucking hot!ā He begs as he pounds your pussy like his life depends on it. āWanna watch youānnnghāsquirt again!ā
As if on cue, your pushy gushes around him again, soaking his thighs and his cock and just the sight of it makes him cum so hard heās toppling over you. āFuck! Iām cumming!ā He thrusts deep inside of you, making sure not to waste even a drop. āYes, yes!ā He huffs, bucking his hips. āI need to taste you, need to fuckingāmmm.ā He drops to his knees, pulling your ass back against his face while his tongue slurps every drop his cum and your juices, licking through your sloppy folds and sucking on your clit.
āEager little thing, arenāt you? Such a good, good boy.ā You praise, reaching behind you, taking a fistful of his hair and pushing his face deeper into your cunt. His moans at your taste, his free hand reaching down to stroke his swollen and sensitive cock. He moves his tongue up and down, running back and forth between your clit and your ass, and back down to your hole. You quickly pull him away before sitting up.
āDid I do something wrong? Whyād you stop?ā He looks at with sad eyes.
āYouāre done.ā You look down at his cock.
āNo, no, Iām not. I promise I still have more. Just keep fucking me, let me eat your pussy or something! Donāt leave!ā He pouts, watching you crawl towards him.
āAs much as Iād like to keep playing with you, youāre all out of cum, pretty boy.ā You smirk. āIāve got other desperate virgins like you to attend to.ā You ghost your lips over his and Choso leans in for a kiss but you pull back from him. āYouāre welcome.ā
You disappear into a dark corner in his room, like you faded away into it. He runs to turn on his light and sees youāre completely gone. Heās at a loss for words, standing in the middle of his room completely naked. He looks towards his bed, seeing the wet spots you had left. So it was real? No? Yes? He didnāt know what to believe. He accidentally summoned a sex demon to take his virginity. If only he could do it again.
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