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Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

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Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

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really looking forward to tatsumis upcoming hit

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can't ask for donations, can't film their genocide, can't show scans of sniper bullets, can't express anger, can't express support for the resistance, can't even pet post. everything is inherently suspect, a play on emotions, a trick, an angle, a setup. this shit is disgusting.

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そのシゴトは　オレのメシ代になるですか

Is the work to be the cost for my meals?

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This random tweet from an Israeli came up on my feed so I scrolled down further and holy shit imagine making this your tinder profile picture. These people are actually not one bit remorseful but actively relish in the death and destruction they bring upon Gaza.

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Someone passed me a note in my math class and when I opened it it was a drawing of a hare. The hare looked at me and said, “The mountains have roots. They want the sky back.” And then the ink seeped through the paper until I was holding a completely black and soaked note.

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There was a YouTuber-sponsored loaded fries special at my local café. I ordered it, and was served one raw carrot. I complained, they apologized, took away the carrot and brought out one raw parsnip.

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who can you call?

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some mushrooms are meat some aren't. lobster and cloud ear mushroom = meat. reishi is a breed of wood. shiitake and button are plants. chicken of the woods is meat. lion's mane and bear head tooth are something else entirely, we don't have names for those yet. halakhically theyre pareve but that's too broad, more specifically theyre pareve in the same way that the transubstantiated body of christ is pareve. lions mane and bear head tooth specifically not the other ones, which are clearly plants meat and wood. tremella is meat also and turkey tail is wood and oyster is plants. it's simple.

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he was hungry

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The Last Mosasaurus - Submitted by draconosaurus

#1C3738 #8BAAAD #F4FFF8 #4D4847 #000F08

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was honestly expecting the new cover to be mid but it's .......... pretty good