#and whatever sve was doing

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

This is random, but, could I request the bachelors (+sve guys) discovering the farmer's like, half vampire (dhampir) but hates having to feed on prey, but they biologically need to and are starving and need to snack on a person, but can't bring themselves to do it for whatever reason.

Or is that a bit too morbid for this blog?

Anyway, cheers op ✌️

I don't think this question is too morbid, dear anon, as I have previously posted on more grimmer topics such as *checking my masterlist* the reaction to children turning into pigeons, the reaction to Farmer's death and them as the walking dead in Crimson Baldlans- you get the point. So yeah, thanks for the ask, and enjoy ☺️💕

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SDV/SVE bachelors discover that Farmer is a dhampir and refuses to feed on blood:

Stardew Valley:

Alex:

Alex has been slipping Farmer his grandmother's baked goods for about a month now, just so they'll have something to eat! Skinny as a twig...

But once the athlete found out the truth... Now it's clear why his friend was refusing - they can only drink human blood. Isn't that right? He doesn't know the thing about vampires and stuff.

But Farmer will die without blood, and that's not allowed! Alex urges them to drink some of his blood so they don't faint from starvation.

And then he promises to work something out so that Farmer can eat normally and not feeling guilty.

Sebastian:

While Farmer was telling him about his origins, Sebastian stood still, fascinated by such news. His friend is half vampire, that's... pretty cool.

But quickly came out of his state of admiration when he heard from Farmer their refusal to feed on blood, not wanting to harm humans and animals. That's what the local emo was worried about.

It's good that Farmer is kind, but this refusal to eat could conversely drive them into a wild obsession with blood, where they'll attack every person they meet.

Sebby is willing to lend a helping hand while he looks for some alternative way of feeding. Yeah, that's right, Farmer. You need to drink. Don't argue.

Shane:

Huh, nice joke, he almost believes Farmer. ...It's a joke, right? Tell him it's just a dumb joke. Sigh, fuck...

What's Shane gonna do with Farmer now? A dhampir (or whatever it's called) refuses to drink blood and slowly dies.

He doesn't care what they think, they need to eat! He doesn't want to lose a friend.

Okay, look. Shane thinks Farmer should feed on him for now. Don't fucking look at him like that! They need food! Let's keep it that way for now, and then he'll find some alternative for Farmer.

Harvey:

Although the very information about Farmer's origins clearly shocked Harvey, he still doesn't feel anxious or afraid around them.

But denying your body food is a very bad idea. The doctor realises that Farmer has no desire to hurt anyone, but torturing themselves isn't an option either.

Hmm, how about a blood donation? If he donates blood in the bag, would that be a good alternative?

Or just let Farmer bite him in the neck right away? No, Harvey's not afraid of them and we trust them. Please, listen to him, Farmer. He's trying to help you. And everything's gonna be all right.

Sam:

Wow, Farmer really is half vampire?! That's awesome! Although... They look skinny and sickly, so maybe it's not so cool after all.

Man, you can't starve yourself! Isn't there any way to feed Farmer without hurting anyone?

Sammy scoured every forum on the internet to find useful information. There was nothing but descriptions in fictional universes (Damn...).

So the young guitarist held out his hand to them with one word, "Bite." Farmer is outraged, but Sam stands firm on his decision because he doesn't want his friend to starve to death.

Elliott:

So many novels and stories had been written about vampires, but Elliott had always thought it was fiction... Farmer disproved it by their mere existence.

Though the writer was burrowing with the urge to shower Farmer with questions about the life of a half-blood vampire and everything, their weakness was unsettling.

Abandoning blood drinking in the name of not wanting to harm living creatures? Noble, but no creature would last long without food, Elliott though, even non-humans.

So Elliott unbuttons his shirt collar in one fell swoop and dramatically cries out "Bite me!". Um, well, a little dramatic.

Stardew Valley Expanded:

Victor:

Victor nearly collapsed to the floor from the information he was being bombarded with. So Farmer's.... not human?

The spaghetti lover is certainly glad his friend isn't going to eat him, but... Starving themselves won't do any good either!

Farmer's looking pretty thin and pale back then, and they're clearly getting worse by the day due to their refusal to hunt and drink blood.

Victor will immediately begin a search for an alternative feeder for vampires and dhampires and while they search for an answer - Farmer can taste his blood. He's a little scared, but he won't leave his friend in the in trouble.

Magnus Rasmodius:

Magnus is surprised. No, not that vampires and dhampir existed, but that Farmer had managed to hide their origins from the wizard's keen eye. Usually he can see right through those who aren't human...

Well, since they have such a problem with blood, he will quickly organise food for them. There are people who volunteer to donate blood and-

No, don't even dare protest, Farmer! They realise that by refusing to eat naturally they are putting others in even greater danger! Do they know what vampires and dhampires are capable of when they're insane with hunger?!

That's right. Now, Magnus will continue to contact his colleagues to provide Farmer with help. No buts.

Lance:

Vampires are creatures not new to mages and adventurers, and exist quite peacefully with each other. That's why Lance wasn't surprised after Farmer revealed the truth to him.

But the adventurer's face was clearly concerned about Farmer's condition, for starving was a very bad idea, even if their motive was noble.

Until he finds someone among his colleagues who is a blood donor for peaceful vampires (yes, such a thing exists in Castle Village), the pink-haired man will make a cut on his hand with a dagger and give food to Farmer.

"Please don't argue, my friend. Because hunger will drive you mad.."

[caelwynn]

Caelwynn's Mod List for Stardew 1.6.9+ - Dialogue/Character Changes

Last Updated: 01/20/25

Canon Friendly Dialogue Expansion — adds a little under 3k new lines of dialogue spread out over all of the vanilla NPCs. "Gerald the Bear" as the mascot for the Stardrop Saloon originates from here.

Immersive Characters - Shane — my most beloved character mod. It does a massive overhaul of Shane's dialogue, adds in new heart events, tweaks vanilla heart events, and changes his gift tastes post his six-heart event.

Ranch Expansion — adds in new dialogue and heart events for Jas and Marnie; it also adds in a pet cat for Jas named Mr. Ginger, and all of it plays well with Immersive Shane.

Spouses React to Death (Note: not officially updated, but I've had no issues) — adds in cutscenes involving your spouse(s) whenever you pass out in a dungeon and awaken at Harvey's Clinic.

Unique Winter Star — expands on characters' dialogue during the Feast of the Winter Star.

Unique Winter Star for SVE — same as above, just for SVE characters.

Community Center Reimagined — changes various characters' schedules so that the community center actually gets used in day-to-day life.

Fourteen Heart Events for All — allows you to see character's fourteen-heart events without marrying them.

Friendship Rabbit Foot Events — allows you to see the friendly rabbit foot events after befriending all bachelors/bachelorettes without having to actually date them

Hat Shop Restoration — adds in a quest line to refurbish the hat mouse's shop

Lasting Conversation Topics — extends the shelf life of certain conversation topics regarding milestones the farmer has passed. Extremely useful if you have a ton of new NPCs and don't manage to meet them in that first week of gameplay, as they'll still introduce themselves to you.

Please Remember My Marriage — only really useful if you wed one of the vanilla marriage candidates. That being said, it adds in lines of dialogue where others acknowledge that the farmer did, in fact, get married.

Not in Here by Yourself (Marriage Dialogue Tweak) — tweaks vanilla marriage dialogue to take into account multiple spouses/roommates/kids/pets etc.

Marry Morris — allows you to marry SVE Morris even if you don't take the Joja route. Adds Morris as a romance option even without SVE installed.

Clint Reforged — expands upon Clint's original storyline and makes him into a romance option.

Community Wednesdays — adds short events to the community center on Wednesdays.

Events Expansion — adds small vignettes around the valley between vanilla NPCs.

Life Cycle — allows you to add in multiple rival heart events.

Immersive Saloon — adds additional lines to the saloon regulars so they have a bit more variety.

Immersive Spouses — has vanilla spouses leave the farm more often and visit places they used to visit before getting married. NOTE: I have not tested this with Immersive Shane, so I do not know how they interact.

More Capable Abigail — Abigail finally turns into the kind of adventurer she always wanted to be.

Romanced NPCs in CC Ceremony — adds in your vanilla or SVE spouse to the community center ceremony.

Romanced NPCS in CC Ceremony RSV — same as above, but with RSV spouses.

Unique Gift Dialogue Expanded — adds 180 new lines of dialogue for more unique reactions to gifts received by vanilla characters.

Gunther Tells You — Gunther gives you a factoid about whatever you've donated that day. WARNING: if you move artifacts around in the museum, he'll give you that fact for every single artifact you touch.

Random Cats in Events — Very silly and fun mod that randomly adds cats to heart events. The meowing can get distracting, however.

Canon Friendly Dialogue Expansion SVE Patch — what it says on the tin: makes minor changes to CFDE to make it compatible with SVE

Letters from Shane — adds new mail and gifts from Shane as you reach each heart level

Part of a Saloon Breakfast — adds a questline to help the Stardrop Saloon open up in the mornings for breakfast as well as adding in new schedules and events

Unique Winter Star - RSV — expands Winter Star dialogue for RSV NPCs

The Masterpost for all of the mods is located here.

[stardeer-valley]

Fall 8, Year 1 Some time during the night, a phenomenon occurred; a Stone Owl statue appeared on Avalon Farm. As the Wizard Magnus is the protector of the valley, he set out to investigate where it appeared. When he arrived, he heard a commotion unlike anything he had ever heard before. At first he though the full coop was the source, before he started to look around. All the debris and trees were cleared, as were the huge stumps and logs, and boulders. Then he found the commotion. Across the river bisecting the farm, the local peryton had found the Stone Owl first. Whatever magical phenomenon occurred to spawn it here must've registered as an intruder to Beep. (Marlon had told him the locals had given the peryton a name) The deer look-a-like had ruffled his fur all along his neck and spine, tail fully bristled. Wings splayed out in what would be typical of a threat display. But something was wrong. There was an... aura. One that didn't feel like anything ever felt during the Wizard's travels. And the normal blue of Beep's eyes were replaced with darkness. This peryton was more than outside of the usual habitat. How did it come to this world? Why? This discovery lead to many more questions. As of now; This creature had shown itself to be harmless to the locals, and no threat to the safety of the Valley... so far. There was no need to alert Marlon just yet...... ——— Shoving a bit of my fursona's lore into this because idk. Maybe this'll explain how the Weird Ass Deer got here in the first place. Maybe I'll do a secret side plot that has nothing to do with Stardew Valley, Expand Dong or not, for the fuck of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Fuck if I know. I'm bullshitting any lore or character interactions beyond the log as I write the description. I put literally little-to-no forethought into the "plot" of this au. I am not a smart deer. ——— Things different from canon; (AU???) Gramps never had an heir, or they never show/ed up. Special new farm map; Frontier Farm! Stardew Valley Expanded; new maps, new NPCs, new events, a LOT of new stuff. The new “Farmer” is just a Weird Ass Deer. NPCs will respond/react accordingly. This is my first time playing Stardew Valley Expanded, so I’m learning as I go. (Please no spoilers if you play SVE)

[lilmothgf]

Poly harvey/farmer/Rasmodius

shy nervous introverts? sign me up!!!!!

absolutely crack pair but i've been playing SVE & romancable rasmodius and I feel like they'd get along well

if you disagree with me..well ur wrong. sorry

gender neutral afab reader, pregancy/babies mention cuz these guys are family men!!..not proofread we die like men

You managed to introduce Harvey & Magnus to each other during Spirit's Eve, they were both awkward and cute but eventually found some common ground between Harveys interest in Medicine and Magnus in the arcane

Harvey probably struggled REALLY hard at first trying to talk to Magnus, i mean, both of these boys would struggle, they are both just so awkward and not use to talking to people?? Thankfully they have you for a buffer but u can bet harvey is sitting there stumbling over his words😭

When you propose polyamory to them you set up clear ground rules and make it clear they can set rules with you too, you also made it clear you were ONLY interested in them but if they said no it's okay too..

Harvey & Magnus are probably the LEAST jealous bachelors of the town so I could see them giving it a chance.

They are also the most mature out of the singles in town...

They aren't interested in dating each other but they will get along with each other and probably form a close relationship. I can see Magnus trying to introduce Harvey to healing magic.

Also Harvey will try to give herbal remedies to Magnus for his Insomnia.. Which Magnus has BAAAD... Though he might also try to treat his chronic nightmares.

Though now that Magnus has you guys in his life the nightmares aren't so bad anymore :]

...still has a hard time sleepin tho.

ummm.. both of these guys want kids so I sure hope you want a big family!!

if you choose to carry their kids u bet these guys gonna take care and pamper you right up until the births, nooo doing farmwork in the last few trimesters!! Harvey will be ... heckin stressed to say the least tho. He has to deliver his own babies??? lort...

Of course adoption is a possibility too, they don't mind. Whatever farmer prefers.

Magnus often stays home to care for the kiddos since you and Harvey both have day jobs, so he makes having a big family easier.

They love being dads, they are so thankful farmer for u giving them this chance. ❤️❤️❤️

Both Magnus & Harvey are gentle parents :)

[reallyghostlypost]

Welwick is really suspicious...

Especially in SVE. Magnus calls her a good friend and visits her tent during the fair but she never visits him or talks about him. On the other hand she's constantly in Qi's casino, she basically lives there. (In fact she could broadcast her tv show from there, since both places have that space/starry sky theme. Who knows, maybe Qi gifted her a room.)

So what's going on with her? Is she helping Qi in whatever he's doing? Qi mentions that the casino is a place where he gathers people with unusual abilities and having a gifted diviner on his team would be really useful. He even lets her vomit in his vases!

I wonder if FlashShifter will develop her character more in some future update...

[nicegaai]

Do you have any midsommar headcanons?

anon i gotta be honest . no i dont ❤️ bc the most i know about the real life holiday / celebration (?) is from ari asters movie of the same name. and from other peoples het/alia posts. 😔 im a fake fan / history nerd / american w/o context

to make sm up on the spot, i think sve would like the structure of getting to host every year, at the same location, inviting mostly the same people, playing the same games. i always headcanon him as being a little autistic about routines and i think holiday traditions would fall into that :') not that things DONT change a little every year (FINE, dan can host, but im going to make sure everything else is done right) but its JUST NOT x until hes done y !!! no peter you arent doing that right it has to be THIS way or its JUST NOT midsommar. and then every year something minor goes wrong and he is So Good at being flexible and not having a freakout about it he can hold it in so well and not even be mean about whatever someone else did to ruin his day, mostly. kind of.

[noodle-shenaniganery]

Friendly reminders to all former and current SVE/ESE/Special Education/[whatever it is called where you live] students:

You are not childish for expressing your emotions.

You are not “defiant” for having boundaries.

Your stims and tics are not your fault.

Your emotions are not your fault.

Struggling with things other people can do easily does not impact your worth.

Your level of dependence on others does not impact your worth.

It is okay to not understand things.

It is okay to not try your very best all the time.

It is okay for your best to look different from other people’s.

It is okay to need more rest.

It is okay to have good and bad days, and to have them look different than other people’s good and bad days.

It is okay to be behind on things.

It is okay to want to be treated like everyone else.

It is okay to want to be treated differently.

You should be allowed to make your own decisions when you can.

You deserve all the support(s) you need/want.

Your efforts are good enough.

Your opinions and experiences are valid and important.

Your interests are valid and important.

You are valid and important.

I hope you have a good day. ❤️

[jerevision]

Thank you @sunnysideoflondon @tuituipupu and @invece-sto-sdraiato for the tag!

I don't have Spotify so I just made my Windows Media Player (or whatever it's called these days) shuffle the songs I have saved on my computer. I have... a lot lol. Although I have specific genres of music which I enjoy, if I like what I hear I will play it on repeat regardless of genre. So fasten your seatbelts:

Bastille - Skulls

The Travellers - Ħafi Paċi Kuluri

Röyksopp ft. Erlend Øye - Remind Me

The Postal Service - The District Sleeps Alone Tonight

Francesco Gabbani - In Equilibrio

Love Fame Tragedy - Multiply (the version ft. Dan Smith of Bastille)

Sydänpuu - Kahleet

Sonata Arctica - My Selene

Poets of the Fall - Fire

Sam Sparro - Black and Gold

Tagging @bisonaari @mariamourayoutuber @c28hunter @zomb1edude @sve-sto-znam @drugsforaddicts @mitamicah and anyone else who sees it and wants to do it!

[mistressdragonflame]

My feet, my back, my ADHD attacks...

It has been a productive few days, but ADHD strikes again, and I have a plethora of random things accomplished since last post. I am le tired....

Firstly, I cranked out and submitted my essay that was due on Friday, so a majority of that day was spent deep in case law and interpretations of the Supreme Court in the 60s about porn.

But otherwise, I tried out printing my HTV. I finangled out my SVE/PNG, and got a good print. Ish.

As you can see, I mis-aligned the vinyl, and the little cricut legs chewed up the very edge of the vinyl. Thankfully didn't mess up the actual design, but important to know in the future.

So I got to peeling.

Oh boy, is this a PITA. Its my first real print, so still learning, but man, was weeding (pulling out unwanted bits). I quickly found out the width of the design really dictated how well it'll come out.

Did not bode well for the letters.

I also found out that its easier to have predetermined sections, so you're not accidentally pulling up a part you're not working on. Most do this in cricut's design center, or whatever they use, but I just cut it out with a razor after the fact.

To save printing time, I had moved the spine segments to the blank space in the design. After the name I started segmenting the weeding.

But by the time I finished with the spine sections, I was done. Every other bit of writing didn't come out to a point that it would have been possible to weed. IDK if it was the font, or the size, or the technique in printing, but they all died and I just gave up immediately on the summary. The design also was destroyed! I guess line work isn't easy. I'll maybe try an offset version for the Lionheart's designs, because it did NOT like the thin line of the book+cuffs.

The filigree and title came out nicely, and Lionheart's design is much thicker than this one. I'll also go back through them and ensure the small bits are thicker than what was on The Perfect Match version.

Here is a good comparison to having uploaded my PDF directly to design space and uploading it as an SVE. Significant difference!

Next, I went to iron my work.

I only had a normal iron, so I googled how to apply using that, and got it set up.

I arranged the HTVs as I wanted them on the book, except the spine which I'll wait to apply until after I reprint the words. I used a piece of parchment paper to act as a barrier in case there was something on my iron that I didn't want to use. I used the corner of my bed for firm-squishyness, set my timer, and pressed away.

For 2 minutes a section.

For those who don't know, you're supposed to do 20 seconds. I did 120 seconds. I'm amazed I didn't ruin it entirely. Some sections came up (which I learned is a thing if you under AND over press) but it's close enough.

One thing I didn't anticipate is the fact, as I used a lasor printer, the ink semi-transfer itself within the book.

This is the worst I noticed with a quick flip through, but some of the ink transferred to adjacent pages. Good to know for future use!

Looks pretty good! I am happy with how it came out, besides the mentioned issues. I'll re-do the words and try to get those later.

Also accomplished this weekend was my bookpress!

I got myself a small slab of monkeypod wood, since it's endemic to the area and cheaper/better than a wood slab I'd get from a box store. Of course, I'm pretty sure the seller shorted me. He showed me the slab being 16inches across, but when I got home, my measurements were only 15. So I think his measurement is off at the start--and how can you plan to check for that at the time? Whatever. I wanted to keep the raw edge for the bottom piece, but the top will be smaller in all dimensions so will be square. In the picture is a majority of the supplies you'll need. Notice, I said majority, because I forgot several things, then realized I needed several things, and those things matured to more things and long story short, I went to Home Depot like 6 times the last few days.

In my defense, I had already gotten a Dewalt 780 miter saw from my Lexis school points, so that can't be blamed on my bookbinding hobby. Though that probably contributed, since I knew I'd get it and therefore more inclined to do other woodworking.

I didn't really have a table to use for the chopping of the block without covering my garage in sawdust, so I set this in my driveway. I am very enthused with my new saw, and my husband lent me his knee pads. Maybe I'll get one of those skeletal miter saw stands. While I'm in the military, I don't think I'll be able to get a full hobby/woodwork set up until I leave the service. So maybe a decade from now.

But here is its, the slab cut into one 11x11 piece, the other is 11x15-ish depending on the part (as the piece is not smoothly the same size, being a raw edge). I spent so long sanding. I didn't have a planer, and the flat face was very rough from the construction saw that made the slice from the log. Probably two hours sanding just those two tiny boards. And I still didn't get them all 100% flat. Close enough, pretty sure it won't cause an issue when pressing as I'll be using a bookboard anyway.

The screw is set to arrive tomorrow, Monday, and it should fit just into the cross joint. Truly, an cheap and easy way to get a very nice bookpress. Can be even cheaper/easier than what I have if you just use some Ross cutting boards.

I know I want the board to be nestled between the legs of the press, so I had to cut 1/2 holes on the side. The space between the legs is just about 10" so a 1/2 inch 1/2 hole in the middle. I didn't have any fancy tool for this, so I used a Jigsaw and hope. It was... mostly a success, just don't look to close at them, please.

I then made sure the legs were perfectly straight compared to the cross section. I'm debating whether I want to put some locktight on the threads. I'll try it out and see.

Next was finishing the wood slabs!

I managed to use more of that massive beeswax slab my husband brought, and I feel it made the boards so very lovely. Really matured the color. I made the finish with 2-1 ratio by weight of beeswax to boiled linseed oil. It was a bit stiff IMO, so maybe I'll go back and add more linseed. But for now, worked nicely. I did bake my wood slabs until they were warm to the touch and then rub the wax in then. Made application significantly easier, lol! Dunno if it was a good idea but eh. It worked. And killed any potential bug or fungus. There is a bit of spalting in this wood, which is visually lovely, but not supposed to be in the wood.

Tomorrow, after class, I'll polish the boards and assemble! Then maybe finally go back to the Lionheart bookbind, and glue up the spine for rounding.

Till next time!

[velja976]

Thank you dear supporters for all the help you are offering the people of Gaza in this dire time. I am a father of four tender babies who are paying much of their childhood and innocence in this unfair war. Please do whatever you can to help me save my family till the war ends.

Despite the suffering and hardships of this fierce war , your support and assistance ease us and grant us power and patience. Your contribution keeps a whole family safe, that is why i am asking you to donate whatever you can of at least share my link so that other donors can know about my tragedy and pain.

Iz Srbije sam,

Nemojte mi se zahvaljivati, volim sve ljude ovog sveta... ali samo LJUDE...

♥️

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

This is a pretty serious topic, so feel free to not answer if you don't want to.

How would the Sdv and Sve bachelor/ette's react to the Farmer (who's their partner) flinching when they moved suddenly? As in, the farmer subconsciously thought their partner was about to hit them

Oof...

Pretty dark topic, but I want pain and glass so why not 🥲 Thanks so much for the question, dear anon 💕

⚠️Warning: angst, mention of past abusive relationship/physical abuse, mention of domestic violence, swearing, and a lot of hurt/comfort

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Stardew Valley:

SDV bachelors:

Shane had never had such a desire to break someone's nose. To punch with all his might, to break a jaw, to knock out teeth, to make the bastard who dared to raise a hand against Farmer regret their cowardice and wish they'd never been born. Too bad they're somewhere far away... No, it's not a pity, let this fucking asshole die in their hellhole. What's important right now that Farmer's here, and Shane's gonna be right there with them. He's gonna suggest that Farmer go to therapy. It really helps, Shane's realized that himself. And he'll be there for Farmer, he'll never leave them. And would never hit them.

Alex knows all too well why Farmer flinched like that, and his heart filled with rage. The same way his mom clutched herself, hiding her face from the heavy hand of her alcoholic husband... The very thought that his dearest Farmer, the love of his life, had thought he would hit them, that Alex would be like his father, made him shiver with unbridled hatred for whoever had made Farmer feel that way. But the athlete will calm himself down, and do whatever it takes to help and protect Farmer. He would never, ever hit them. Never.

Sam has a look of utter confusion on his face. "Babe, what's wrong?" The young guitarist was just chasing flies, and now doesn't understand why Farmer hid their face in their hands. Is something wrong? Why do they look like they're crying? When Farmer tells him the reason (which they were previously afraid to tell), Sammy's heart just cracks to pieces. He will put his arms around Farmer and slowly rock them. If they are comfortable, Sam will listen to them carefully and try to cheer them up, showering them with kisses and affectionate words.

Elliott would simply become speechless. "My love, you didn't think I'd..." He can't even get the words out. He knows that Farmer's relatives treated them horribly, his partner have told the writer about it. He knows that recovering from such trauma will not be easy or quick. Elliott won't leave them alone with the trouble. But did they really thought that Elliott would allow himself to fall so low and raise his hand against them? The writer's in tears. It hurts him, but Elliott is in no way angry with Farmer. No, he loves them with all his heart.

Sebastian would never forget the moment in his childhood when his biological father was ready to slap him. Luckily, Robin managed to catch the man's arm before that, and Sebby never saw his bio father again. As he grew older, Sebastian realized exactly what that man had intended to do. He was disgusted to even think of doing that to anyone, much less the person he loves and adore endlessly. He would take the Farmer's hands, look them in the eye, and tell them that he loved them and would never, under any circumstances, raise a hand against them.

Harvey will put Farmer in a hug, but the doctor still won't be able to hold back the tears. Harvey knows that Farmer has only recently, on the advice of their beloved husband, sought professional help, that progress won't be immediate, and that it takes a very long, long time to work at it. But for Harvey, every time Farmer flinches at their husband's sudden movement is like the first time - shock, confusion, sadness, pain. And even worse when the Farmers began to blame themselves for this behavior. No, Farmer, it's not your fault. Harvey won't let their partner think it's their fault.

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SDV bachelorettes:

Abigail is hella confused.... Why are they flinched? Wha- What do they mean!? She loves Farmer, how did they even think of that?! Abby got angry, but would quickly cool down and start apologizing to an even more frightened Farmer. She didn't mean to yell at them like that, but the image that her partner thought she would take a swing at them just threw her off. Ugh, if those creeps who had hurt Farmer came to the Valley, then the amethyst lover would pelt them with such stink bombs that even the skunks would turn their noses away from them. Hehehe, good thing that made Farmer laugh. Right, fuck those bastards.

Leah can't believe her ears. Farmer, she is holding an axe! How could they think that their wife would dare swing at them with a sharp axe?! The fact that someone actually tried to swing something like that at Farmer made the blood in the artist's veins boil. She wasn't angry at Farmer, naturally, but at the bastard who'd treated Farmer like that. And don't let her partner worry: if their ex abuser dared to come in the Stardew Valley, Leah would definitely use her axe... Okay, maybe not so radical, but this person won't lay a finger on her precious partner. She'll defend them to the last, that's for sure.

Penny is a very peaceful, fragile and gentle girl. How can anyone imagine that she is capable of such a thing - to hit Farmer, love of her life? For a young teacher, family is sacred! Her spouse, her children, it's... She will never agree with the people who justify violence and abuse with "discipline" or "tough love". For in Penny's mind, someone who can easily hurt a loved one is not worthy of those loved ones. The red-haired girl bursts into tears. She cannot calmly see how Farmer is scared and hurt because of their ex. But she will find the way to help them. Together, they will overcome it.

Maru was upset at first, because she thought that the Farmer was afraid of her next invention (she could not forget the humiliating incident when they were electrocuted). Only after a couple of seconds Maru realized that they looked with fear not at her device lying on the table, but at herself. She doesn't understand what's wrong. It's not like she has any super dangerous wires or parts with her, see? What? The Farmer thought Maru was going to... hit them? She loves them! Never, you heard her, Farmer, she would never....

Emily is a person who values life and the comfort of every creature. Happiness and positive emotions for everyone around her, especially for her close people and friends. Because of this, the very thought of Farmer hiding their face from what they thought was a punch made the blue-haired girl upset. Farmer had told her about their... not-so-good relatives, who left her lover with this trauma. Emily tries her best to make the house as comfortable as possible for Farmer, and they know it and will always be grateful to their loving wife.

Haley had had partners in the past who, as she found out later, lived by the principle of "beats means love". She wouldn't let those pieces of shit around her anymore, and made a promise to herself never to get involved with such people and never to fall to their level. And Farmer flinched so much at Haley's sudden movement made her remember her exes. She is furious. But right now, the most important thing to her was her beloved Farmer. Haley apologizes for the sudden move, shares her experience and wisdom on how she handled the abuse earlier, and assures Farmer that she will never do to them what Haley's exes tried to do to her.

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Stardew Valley Expanded:

SVE bachelors:

Lance had many swordsmanship and magic teachers in his youth. Almost all of them were excellent and taught him many things that helped him in life. There were some that set impossible conditions for Lance, and when he failed, took up their tools to punishment... Lance had the guts to stand up to it, and there were also people who stood up for him. Farmer didn't have anyone to help then, and Lance won't let that happen again. He genuinely loves Farmer and he wouldn't dare let himself fall so low. They vowed to each other to share both joy and sorrow together. Lance will always love them.

Magnus faced various conflicts when he was married for the first time. Misunderstandings, quarrels, arguments - it's quite natural for a couple. But the wizard would never, ever raise a hand against his partner, and he would despise anyone who justified violence and abuse of authority. He would immediately calm the shuddering Farmer and begin to comfort them. If those pathetic excuse of humans showed up at their farm, Magnus would disintegrate them with a snap of his fingers. Ministry rules? There's a one rule in the Mage Law that allows the use of magic for self-defence and the protection of loved ones. So let the Farmer not worry about this.

Victor, overwhelmed with the good news about his bridge-building practice, raised both arms to hug Farmer, but immediately pulled back when he saw how much they flinched. "Honey, did I do something wrong?" "You didn't... You're not going to hit me, are you?" "What?...." If anyone heard the sound of cracking glass, know this - Victor's heart had shattered into a thousand shards. The spaghetti lover was confused for a few moments, but pulled himself together and cautiously approached the Farmer. Victor hugged them tightly, allowing his partner to snuggle into his shoulder and cry while Victor listened to them, slowly rocking and covering them with kisses.

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SVE bachelorettes:

Olivia is not mad at Farmer in any way. And quickly put a stop to all their attempts to make themselves look guilty for being so flummoxed by the sudden movement of Olivia's hand. Her partner has been victimized in the past by the simply disgusting treatment from the scum who dared to reach out their paws to Farmer has spurred Olivia to pull up all her connections in the city. She knows their names and all the information she needs to turn their lives into a nightmare. In the meantime, Olivia herself will devote all her attention to her precious Farmer and family.

Claire could not have imagined that her desire to show her partner a new ballet movement she had learnt would end like... this: Farmer shivers slightly and looks at the red-haired girl with a share of fear, while Claire stands still, motionless as if struck by lightning. The former Jojarmart cashier slowly and carefully walks over to Farmer and asks permission to hug them. The Farmer agreed, of course, and before launching into an endless stream of words about how it was their own fault, Claire only reassured them and continued to hug them. She was now too shocked that the Farmer had thought Claire would dare to injure them....

Sophia was completely unaware of what had just happened: the pink-haired girl raised her hand for her partner to high-five, but instead they covered their heads with their hands as if expecting a punch. Had she done something wrong? What, did the farmer really expect a punch? She... She... If Sophia tried to say anything, Farmer wouldn't understand anything anyway - the flood of tears on Sophia's face and the lump in her throat from crying interrupted all words. She would hug the Farmer, hold onto them like a lifeline and sob. She would say through her sobs that she loved them very much and would never be a monster like those who had hurt Farmer.

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[g0atmama]

Heehoo I remembered that I have an adter hours selfship sideblog so I might be rambling about doing such awfully naughty things to lance after I sleep

Uh. Um. Sve mutuals if you want it let me know in like asks or dms or whatever and I'll let you what what the url is

[stardeer-valley]

Spring 27, Year 2 "Chain of Deals" quests are extremely fucking tedious and Beep hated them. Give this photo to this guy, who gives you tomato salt for some other guy, etcetera etcetera until the wizard gave Beep a worm he gave to Willy, who actually has the fucking item Beep needed. Never mind the days of trying to figure out who's want the item Beep received from the previous person. All that to bring a memento to some old pirate's wife. At least the reward was worth it. A recipe for a magic dust that let's Beep speed up localised time on machines so they instantly finish. The stuff must have a limited range, as it only increased the cheeses and wines Beep was ageing in the Farm's shed by a single quality. (The casks only worked in THAT shed, not any of the other ones for some reason...) It also didn't do anything on plants or living things, as an experiment with a seedling and a baby rabbit yielded nothing. At least he learned that now, and only wasted the resource twice, instead of a lot more. That shit's expensive as fuck. It cost a diamond and a fairy rose (which only grew in very specific conditions) for just enough for a single use. Before heading back home, Beep checked the locked door north of the pirate's wife.. widow? The weird old lady who somehow never noticed or cared a child was left unattended on the island for so long he thought he was an actual fucking parrot. Seriously, she never noticed??? Regardless, Beep still had quite a few Golden Walnuts to go until he could access whatever was behind it. Who was keeping track? Why? And to what end? Beep still used the Golden Walnuts, giving them to the birds around the island to repair and access things, since the count only seemed to care that he FOUND them, not that they were on his person. That only raised more questions. As it was, Beep still had a ways to go before he reached one-hundred Golden Walnuts. He scooped them up in a palm leaf and carried them back to the island farm house, which he's also claimed as a den. This one had two rectangular beds, but Beep shoved them together to make one larger bed. If it worked it worked! ----- Things different from canon; (AU???) Gramps never had an heir, or they never show/ed up. Stardew Valley Expanded; new maps, new NPCs, new events, a LOT of new stuff. The new “Farmer” is just a Weird Ass Deer. NPCs will respond/react accordingly. This is my first time playing Stardew Valley Expanded. Please no spoilers if you play SVE.

[ashmp3]

okej prvo činjenica da sam i na telefonu i na laptopu jer sam lenja da priključim miš i skorlujem... you did it again my chatterbox ��� 1. parfemi angels share prelep ali 27.000rsd hehehehehehe.... jednog dana drugarice jednog dana će nam to biti laganini. dalje the only oneee moj zimski parfem! lep mi je l’interdit rouge ali ga previše osetim na drugim ljudima a imam taj kompleks da volim da mirišem drugačije booo booooooo meni se sviđa intense crni više je moj vajb ja volim vanila pačuli i biber miks ali lush...... moram ja to na sebi da isprobam drugarice videla sam neki lord of misrule (bukvalno biber vanila pačuli) šta da kažem videće me opet lush. e ovaj je basic može se naći u drogerijama ali lancome la nuit tresor je bio tako čudan promenio se milion puta ali probaj ga na koži možda lijepo ide sa tvojom hemijom 😁🫶🏼 2. šminka nemate sephoru ŠTA meni je ovo novost omfg..... come to serbia momenat. BTWWW kupila sam red flag evo peku me usta love it 🥰 meni usta prirodno crvena ali ovo ih dodatno iziritira i love it. nisam nikad probala tu maskaru stavila sam je na listu (ja sad koristim braon sky high vodootporna dobra je) nudestix nikad nisam probala okej okej sve screenshotujem hvala bogu... i znaš šta! mislim da je možda vreme at my big age of 25 maybe i should try out a concelear idk maybe. ALI MOJA FACA VKJEFSVSDFNV kad sam pročitala ime ne ali ugrizla sam se za jezik drugarice ne ali radi taj age rewind u dont look day over 21 ❤️ 3. whatever that was JAOOOOOOOJ bukvalno prvo i najvažnije činjenica da si razmišljala o ovome u šetnjici me ubija like i feel like parasite eating ur brain omfg..... AND IM DOING A GOOD JOB BC HELLOOOO WHAT AN ANSWER. okej prejako počinjemo sa periferijom kao da naravno da "a ja jak kao terijer" ulazi u top 5. naravno. I OUTFITIIIIIII AJDEEEEE znači ništa bez potkošulje i zlatne kajle + na nogama air maxice kako drugačije pitam 🤭 THE WHOLE NADRKANA ORDEAL OH MY GAWWDDDDDDDD no but this is like you with a whiteboard and me nodding like olivia wilde THE IDEA. THE CAMERA WORK LMFAOOOO no i am so happy you liked this ask literally peer reviewied by ana 🫶🏼 NE ALI JA IMAM IDEJUUU ZA NYOKOSUZI -> nju vozi benga, benza, bentley, b-b-bang chan pa ne savršeno. obožavam ovu pesmu podseća me na moju drugaricu koja je rekla "jedva čekam u odem u pariz da bih mogla da stavim sutra letimo za pari nananana deo na stori". Cant make this shit up. okej i will keep it short (said both by ana and teo.... failed by both ana and teo. only thing we fail at) nuči BI bio inspo chanu jaoj ali na najgori način pravio bi se da ima dubok glas onako kao kad momci snimaju glasovnu pa prodube glas ne mogu ubiću se. AND LASTTTT BY NOT LEASTTTTT oh i love the choice this is prime chan and changbin heartbroken loverboys oh i facken love buba and jala literally were part of my og party girl days... SIGHHHH now if chan was there with me.... no comment. i should go to BED. ANYWAYYYYYY thank you so much for taking out time to answer this + sorry it happened ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

top 5 perfumes, top 5 makeup products & top 5 songs you would play to bracha… 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤭💘

ouhhh i haven’t actually gotten to smell very many perfumes that i liked 😔 i truly mostly don’t like anything (at least out of the things i’ve gotten to smell which is all like. drugstore available stuff like no niche perfumery things which i rly do want to get into!) howeverrr… i do have some that i like:

1. killian angel’s share (i WILL buy this for myself.. one day 🧿)

2. givenchy l’interdit rouge

3. d&g the only one = ysl libre intense

4. tom ford black orchid

5. fuckass lush honey i washed the kids LMFAO i really love it it’s my after-shower scent, doesn’t smell incredible upon first spritz but it develops into this gorgeous subtly sweet scent that i looove to go to sleep with. same goes for lush twilight but it’s a lavender scent so you’d hate it kfhskkd

makeup products well 🤭 i WOULD usually put l’oreal 24h matte foundation here prob as number one however i haven’t worn foundation in almost a full year now so!

1. fenty beauty gloss bombs yes they’re incredible yes they’re worth it. every single cent. i get one every time i travel somewhere w a Sephora LMAO i currently have fenty glow & fu$$y currently 💋

2. maybelline lifter gloss (currently own 5 tubes (moon, 2x silk, topaz, red flag and looking to get more i need one in every bag at every occasion. way cheaper but also way less thick/long lasting version of fenty)

3. maxfactor 2000 calories mascara in waterproof listen no matter how i flip it no matter which mascara i try (ive tried too faced, benefit, ysl, dior and soooo fawking ON) this one is just IT. the only one with such good separation and holding up a curl and lasting the entire day. my main girl always

4. nudestix! i have 3 shades rn (naughty n spice, bondi bae, in the nude) i use them depending on my mood for the day as blush & bronzer and they give such a beautiful sunkissed vibe i love them sm. longwearing too

5. maybelline age rewind (fuck you in advance teo) concealer in shade 5 brightener it’s so good stays all day doesn’t crease mwaaah mwah i also use it for spot concealing if i get spots 😌 gorgeous & cheap you gotta love it

BEST FOR LAST…. literally where do i beginnnn bang chan answer my calls i need you to HEAR my vision. this is just going to be off the top of my head bc if i really got out my playlists and started to get into this i’d need to quit my job to focus on this alone 🙏🏼

1. periferija by voyage & nucci i have already gone ON abt this and i want to show this to them with super selfish intent like to talk them into doing something similar bc i just really really truly need chan and changbin going STUPID on a balkan beat it’s actually crucial to me. lyrics gotta be in a similar vein too A JA JAK KAO TERIJER i know you know. these fits bc you KNOW i need the tank top + chain combo

2. nad****a by zera oh listen this is again selfish of me bc i have this VISION of all of them doing this and ofc felix starts the song what with ‘dragon’ being in the meaning of his name and it’s gotta be a super dynamically shot video kinda like aespa supernova only at the club. felix insane face to voice ratio has to shock your system within the first 5 seconds of a song for it to truly HIT so he goes ‘ko zmaj bebo ja sam tako nadrkana’ [slaps the camera away from himself] ‘oko nas samo momci s lošim navikama’ [an almost 360 spin of the camera wherein you see bracha and then it gets to hyunjin who gets the next line] ‘ceo splav noćas popunjen je barbikama’ [zoom out to see all of danceracha aka my pretty dollface racha w hyunjin in the middle] i could go on. what i personally would change abt the song though is instead of the prechorus/verses i would do a lot of rapping i know my bracha would devour the track i am 100000% sure of it. the one other line i would NEED to keep is chan doing ‘gde god dođem imam pratnju kao predsednik’ ofc coupled w a shot of them all behind him 😌 uhm can you tell this was ALL i thought abt on todays walk LMFAOOOO i need to be like. sedated

3. keeping it SHORT NOW PROMISEEE i just gotta show nyokosuzi to my channieeeeeee i know he’d love it i know he’d relate jebeni lider etc you know how it goes i would LOVE to see his flustered face LMFAO you know how he writes the most suggestive nastiest lyrics and then pretends he doesn’t know shit. Yes exactly

4. opanci - nucci LOOK the nasty fucking tone of voice this man has just screams changbin to me and the mix of traditional singing w the rap strikes a chord to me (loš momak by nikolija another good example) i just think they’d both love it anddd sound so good on the track it’s a win win situation

5. a classic.. GLUH I NIJEM ZBOG NJE i can’t explain to you how much i want a bouncy beat from chan i know he’s got it in him ive heard what he can do. if they WANT to be pathetic i neeeeed ‘bacam ruže sto i jednu ružu na kučku bez duše ❤️‍🩹’ energy over a delicious beat and not fuckass lose my breath with underwhelming vocals type pathetic shit (+ bonus something like Divljam w the bouncy beat and added balkan spice in the instrumental PLUSS kako gleda me ko vučica vuka no no now ive said too much.)

[reallyghostlypost]

So, there are multiple magic shrines in the game. This post will be about the shrine where you can make your spouse forget all about you, since the other two are smaller in scope, only really affecting you and your family. The memory shrine on the other hand will modify the memory of every person that knows about the farmer's marriage. The shrine doesn't seem to rewrite reality, since you still need to write and submit the paperwork for divorce, and it doesn't erase the memory completely, since the targeted character will mention the farmer looking familiar. It also seems to force everyone to think about something else whenever the topic comes to their minds, since they don't realize obvious issues like someone not knowing who the farmer is even after the farmer lived in Pelican Town for years or a family member suddenly moving back into their old home. But we know that the spell is very strong, since there's nothing anyone can do to reverse or break the curse.

I'll try the 'read more' thing again, maybe it'll work this time:

In vanilla this all makes sense, after all the townspeople being helpless against the magic of the shrines is normal. And them not noticing obvious changes, like someone not knowing who the farmer is even if the farmer moved in the Valley years ago, can also be explained by the fact that they have no ability to protect themselves from magic and no way to even recognize the effects of a spell cast on them. At best, some of them have some sort of magical affinity, but without any training or experience it won't help much. In vanilla, it also makes sense that Rasmodius doesn't realise, or cares, that someone in Pelican Town got cursed. He almost never interacts with the rest of the town and doesn't seem interested in what happens there at all, so it's possible he won't even notice that something is off or that someone is behaving differently. It's also possible he can sense that the magic comes from his ex-wife's shrine, and he does his best to avoid her, so he might not interfere even if he can tell that someone got cursed. So, in vanilla the farmer is free to do whatever they want.

But it's more complicated in SVE. Unlike in vanilla, Magnus is now directly responsible for the safety of the community and can't avoid his ex if she's harming someone in Pelican Town, and it's hard to believe that the villagers having permanent magical induced amnesia will go unnoticed for too long. There are now wards around Pelican Town so magic passing through them would probably disrupt them, and Magnus visits the town occasionally and probably interacts with the mayor often enough, given his new duties. Even if he still doesn't know the residents enough to notice someone suddenly acting differently, it still increases the chance that the curse will be discovered. And SVE makes it clear that magic is not exactly subtle and that mages have a keen sense when it comes to detecting magic and other types of energies - Magnus and the farmer can feel small changes happening deep in the forest, Magnus and Lance can feel when a snowstorm is approaching or when nature is awakening in spring, and Magnus can feel the void shard the farmer is carrying. Marlon can too for that matter, which shows that dark magic is easily recognisable by those who know what to look out for. Even if Magnus is mildly affected by the spell, since he'll know about the farmer's marriage, it's harder to accept that the shrine's magic can go unnoticed for too long.

But SVE complicates this further by letting you marry Magnus and Lance and then wipe off their memories. They are not only highly trained wizards but are also surrounded by other trained wizards. Can't anyone around them sense that something is wrong? The farmer getting accepted by the mage/adventurer community and having their talents recognized hinges on the fact that both Magnus, and later Lance, realized their potential and vouched for their talents. All the adventurer and mage community (thousands of people) know about the farmer comes from these two and Marlon, won't one of them suddenly not knowing who the farmer is be suspicious? The farmer could have been part of the guild for years at this point, how could Magnus not know them? Besides, there are probably reports and other bits of paperwork detailing the relation between the farmer and both Magnus and Lance, paperwork that the farmer doesn't have access to so they can't destroy it. It would only take one person to notice the history of their collaboration on different projects or the reports on the farmer's abilities and progress written by these two to realize that some magical shenanigan has happened. Sure, the shrines are powerful in vanilla, but how strong is their magic in SVE? And at least Magnus is a trusted member of the Ministry of Magic, which apparently write rules and take decisions that the rest of the mages have to obey, surely there must some security measures in place, right? Especially against mind manipulation. The farmer only uses the shrine to wipe their spouse's memory of their relation, but it's possible that it can be used to modify any memory, the farmer simply doesn't need it for anything else. How much damage can it do if used by somone politically motivated?

Of course, then the question is why isn't the witch using the shrine this way to get her revenge. Maybe the shrine isn't that dangerous, or maybe she's not capable. After all, dark magic seems to corrupt the mind, and it's possible that she's too far gone to be able to think up this type of long-term plans. Also, we see Magnus cast a protection spell on his ancient fruits against her, so maybe he expects something from her and protected himself in advance. But he never suspected the farmer, so remained vulnerable to the shrine's magic. But still, the fact that he's this vulnerable is the problem. It's also possible that either she or the shrine aren't that strong. Nobody seems worried that there's an angry witch bothering Magnus and looking for revenge - Magnus acts annoyed and guilty, and according to Lance everybody else finds it hilarious. It's possible that she never was very powerful in the first place, so no one considers her a danger. As for the shrine, maybe making someone forget their marriage is truly all it can do. But the fact that a small shrine hidden in a swamp by an outcasted and corrupted by hatred witch can affect him this badly is pretty worrisome. After all, there is always the risk that another similar shrine is out there, more powerful or simply more dangerous.

And actually, we know there are, since Qi created a very powerful shrine just for the farmer to mess around with the mines. I wanted to write about both shrines, but this post is long enough, so I left it out for the time being.

[acealistair]

can i get some fuckin uhhhhhh validation