#and we were just standing there like 'wha- them- did- wha-? tf??? did- did they just come out? just like that-?'
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#i just had the most insane dream ever#like it was after the show#and louis was doing airport run#like literally run - he was goofing with oli - running around like kids#they went in front of everyone just to stay back for something - like stealing some chocolate for the stand of free for kids#oli was like 'i'll just borrow this for a while ' and louis - to that guy on the stand: 'you will never see him again'#and all 3 of them doubled of in a laughter (???)#and then they run again turning trying to catch up with the others#they turned the corner and they was someone standing there and waiting#and louis catched that person had and 'awwww' went all around#and i was like oh god not another stunt#but when i turned back it was harry?????#louis was holding harry's hand????#and they were no longer running#louis was leading them outside while harry chatted with oli#and they they just got in the cars and drive away????#just like that?????#and we were just standing there like 'wha- them- did- wha-? tf??? did- did they just come out? just like that-?'#'it was that easy? that quiet? that peaceful?'#'they just hold hands for a minute in public and disappeard? and called it a day???'#leaving us all there with out jaws on the floor?????#honestly i'm still in shock#i was question my sanity for a moment there#jesus fuckin christ#dreams#k bye
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i always thought the dreams you see when you sleep were useless, till the day i talked to kanonenfieber members in a dream. and in my new dream i had that woke me up at 9:30 i was at a rammstein concert.
im expecting to see korn next i hope my mind can do dat
ALSO THEY WERE SINGING ANGST
edit: my brain wont leave me tf alone none of yall r gonna read this but if i dont get into details of this dream im not gonna be able to sleep the next night meaning no more concert dreams
ALSO HOLY SHIT I TALK SO MUCH just dont read lol
my older sister took me somewhere when i didnt want to go idfk why we were there we were just walking then i saw the rammstein members getting on stage but this time it was way smaller than usual because there wasnt many people myb smth like 250 ppl
i didnt know rammstein came to turkey nobody told me bout dat
so yeah i immediately ran to them also for some reason i have my previous drawing of till lindemann in my hand and also another paper but idk whas on that
they were doin rehearsal on stage there was no one else for a while so i walked on stage and i watched them while standing right in front of them they didnt really give a fuck lol
they finished and i walked up to them i was fucking shaking bro i was so excited
till said sum shit in german first then switched to english lol and i asked the question
"you guys came to turkey..? for.. maybe a concert?"
TILL SAID YES
HE SAID YES
(No im not getting married)
then they completely ignored me and got back to talking about their rehearsal and how to not fuck it up in the middle of the show
i then immediately ran to my sister and i asked the 2nd question
"ARE WE GONNA STAY UNTIL THE CONCERT BEGINS???"
and my sister said
she said YES
SHE SAID YES
(no fuck off she is my sister)
i was boutta cry i was so fuckin excited they didnt tell me bout this shit they wanted to surprise me ig
the performance was gonna start in a few mins so i rushed there n took ma place very close to them
there isnt much to say for the rest they played angst i recorded it then they said they were gonna take a break or smth and THEY DIDNT COME BACK
I GOT BETRAYED BY A FUCKING BAND THAT DOESNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT MY EXISTENCE or myb he kinda did considering i went to talk to him
ALSO THESE MF'S MUST'VE CARRIED THE ENTIRE STAGE WITH THEM CUZ WHEN I WENT BACK THERE THE STAGE WAS GONE
rammstein went to get milk aint that crazy they r never ever comin back to turkey now
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SPOILERSSS for Twisted Wonderland Chapter 6 : 1-16!!!
*rubs hands* aight it wont take long before genshin has me in its gacha hell grasp again, I just barely escaped this timeâ NOW ITS TIME TO SEE THE BOIS CHAPTER 6 omgâ wtf happened last time lol itâs been too long
So, no voice over because of some problems which is understandable butâ meh I donât feel like reading lol So Iâm watching otome ayui translations this time, because im that one dumbass student who skipped kanji class and now i cant read without sounding like im five _:(´ŕ˝`ă â ): âwhat up im yume im way passed 19 and i never fucking learned how to readâ
Also watching Hanayura Kanon stream for the rest thatâs not yet been translated lol Because heâs very good at voice acting for the characters and heâs funny af lol
- OKAY OKAYâ WTF HAPPENED EXPLAIN
- Fun fact : I havenât watched Hercules yet so I legit donât know whatâs about to come lol
- Aw, thatâs cuteâ We called over Ace and Deuce late at night AND THEY REALLY CAME OVER AAAAA
- I forgot how fckin pure their friendship is _:(´ŕ˝`ă â ):
- Aight, so we actually have a huge-ass scratch from feral Grim lol Thatâs just fantastic, isnât it
- FINALLYâ Weâre talking about Mickey and the stones my monster cat has been eating with Crowley AAAAA
- âYeah thereâs this bitch called mickey and i took his photoââ
- WEâRE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS. AFTER 6 CHAPTERS.
- Bruh this crystal of blot sounds really dangerous why are we discussing this just now
- Speaking of this crystal, Crowleyâ you were looking for this crystal in chap one and when we asked you about wtf youâre trying to find you just wentâ âoH itS NothING.â
- I SUPPOSED ITS NOT NOTHING NOW IS IT
- I didnt see you searching for crystals after every chapter mr. crowley where were you đ��đ dont you think it was weird that you didnt see a single one after likeâ five blotting incidents
- Oh so its rare i seeâ BRUH R U SURE ABOUT THAT grim literally found one every single chap LMAO
- Okay okayâ see, he may be violent but listenâ you aint gonna throw out my fucking cat okay
- Whâ THERE WAS A FESTIVAL!? Im dumb so its not just VDC LOL
- Listen LISTENâ GRIM IS FINE. HOLD UPâ NO NEED TO THROW HIM OUT JUST LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT HIM
- Aww, Ace and Deuce looked pissed about it too AAAAHH THE TRUE DEFINITION OF THE BOIS
- BRUH NOâ ALL THE DORM LEADERS TO GO AND CAPTURE GRIM?? HEâLL DIE
- CROWLEY PLSâ WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, HONEY
- #Grimportectionsquad
- âItâs bout time for them to comeâ Who?
- FUCKINGâ CROWLEY STOP SAYING ITS NOTHINGâ This is why this school is so fucked, you never tell us anything ahead of time _:(´ŕ˝`ă â ):
- Aight he left, Ace Deuce hurry help me what you guys got
- He may be a monster but seeâ the worst he did is eat the whole tuna stack SO PLS HES STILL BABY AND I LOVE HIM
- THATS RIGHT DEUCE MY MAN GRIM CAN DO NO BAD I SWEAR
- HE WOULDNT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR
- Ace ă˝(ďźâ˝ďź)ă The character developmentâ im so proud of you, son
- THIS IS THE BOISSSâ LETS GOOOO
- Fuck this is so beautifulâ just me and the bois on our way in the middle of the night to find our MISSING CAT Iâ
- CROWLEY REALLY DID ASSEMBLE THEM DORM LEADERS AAAAAAA AT THIS HOUR TOO WTF
- BRUH WE CAN TALK
- Kalim Kalim Kalim Vil Vil Vilâ Pls weâve been through so much last chapter 
- LeonaâŚA big fat ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ honestly lmao
- Ey ey riddle plsâ dont make this any more difficultâ
- Shut up azul stay where u are all youâve done is nothing but chaos since you arrive so SHHH
- MALLEUS IS NOT HERE AGAIN LILIA PLSâ where is he when we need him the most LOL
- Ortho, your bro where?? Alsoâ SURVIVAL STATUS BRUHâ
- YES PLS DONT HURT HIM OMG
- oh i forgot idia lives in his tablet LOL OF COURSE
- Omg heâs in the apple trees still looking scary as shi aaaaaaa pls kitty come home u just had too much catnip
- OH GOD 15m HEâS CLOSE
- âStarting operationâ ORTHO WHAT TF
- EY EY EY oh good heâs knocked out sighhh
- Aight I know this has been translated but I canât help but to look at the original japanese and im justâ wtf is RTS and TAS idia i dont understand this advanced gamer otaku language
- But Idia and Ortho really do be speedrunning on who can fucking kick my cat the hardest LOL
- THATS RIGHT IDIA You understand meâ Fellow cat lovers unite, Grim is very cute, he canât do no bad
- âŚso can i have him back plsâ
- Can we just appreciate the fact that these bois are willing to take the risk of getting their heads chopped off by Riddle by doing all this for us??
- If this isnt what you call true friendship then i dont know what this is
- Lol ambrose is going to appear in this festival again and crowleyâs prideful ass is QUAKING
- WHY are we not allowed to see him crowley im sure we can handle itâ Weâre the BOIS. CMON
- Imagine if they just summon a fcukingâ magic vet or something lol
- Itâs the next day lol
- HAH ITS THE VDC LOSERS BY ONE VOTE SQUAD
- I mean the NRC Tribeâ ŮŠ( á )Ů
- VIL. what you have my queen
- Vil pls dont remind me that my cat isnt here but thank you for saying thank you i do not deserveâ
- AWW THE ADEUCE SQUAD LOOKS SO SAD AAAAA
- Vil i miss the bad bitch but absolute oneesan energy but the apologyâ yeah are we gonna cry again lol
- AAAAAAHH why am i so proudâ THAT vil is apologizing
- You dont need to maam what we had in chapter 5 was a fucking journey i regret nothing
- I swear if rook goes likeâ bitch that aint beautiful imma bonk him I WILL DO IT dont think i forgot what u did last chap
- Man i love me a man who can openly admit his mistakes MMMGH
- Rook i swearâ
- Im glad that weâre not toning down aceâs brutal honesty lol
- BRUHHH I DONT LIKE IT WHEN VIL US TAKING ALL THE BLAME i mean what he said was kinda true BUT STILL
- Cheer up Vil, itâs not like itâs a complete failure anyways (ďźĎďź) it was fun at least
- Hearing Jamil encourage Vil like this feels surreal BUT YES BOI U TELL EM
- What is this beautiful character development
- Ooff way to hit where it hurts the most vil my queen lol
- AAGH IT HURTS VIL RECOGNIZING NEIGEâS HARDWORK LIKE THISâ THE PRIDE I CAN FEEL IT 
- Bruh we appreciate Neigeâs impeccable smile in this householdâ REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE NEIGEâS GON BE A BAD BOI??? WELPâ
- It was me, i was that person and i shall drown in apple juice for it
- Of course, the ultimate Neige simp already knows that lol
- Bruh the background music has no business being this sadăď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝
- I hate it when vil is right sometimes omgâ TRUEEE KALIM especially wouldnât be able to stand properly on stage after knowing Neigeâs own hardships aaaa
- NOO BABY DONT CRY
- Vil redemption arc??? đđ you can help us cure our catâ
- !? Are we gonna get that money promised in that poster?? đđ
- WHAA FUCKING WAHAA VIL IS GONNA PAY THAT US??? THE WHOLE 5 MIL EACH??!! VIL CALM DOWN WHAT I SAID WAS A JOKE
- Damn vil is  He really didnt want to owe anyone anything LMAO YES QUEEN
- WHAâ KALIM IS ACCEPTING??? OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT KALIM
- Kalim is making my heart go boom boom again baby boi â¨đđ§đđ§đâ¨â¨
- HEâLL DONATE IT TO THE RAMSHACKLE DORM BABY BOIIII
- âŚsumimasen kalim for having a very rundown dorm đđ§đđ§đ but thank you for being nice about it lol
- OKAY OKAY KALIM YOU DONT HAVE TO LIST ALL THE THINGS WRONG IN MY DORM PLSâ
- THIS IS EMBARRASSING PLS KALIM IM SORRY FOR BEING POOR
- But this man be such a sunshine holy shit i cant even be mad about it lol
- AW YEAH RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GONNA GET A MAKEOVER
- EVERYONE BE DONATING THEIR MONEY TO US AAAAA Were they always this NICE
- Aight adeuce plsâ yâall dont have to force yourself to donate my guys (´ďźĎďź`) being friends is enough lol i get it my bois
- Find me a man who can make me feel like this the way Vil can
- Man if only Grim is here :â) heâd be soo happy :â)) you can have all the tuna you want buddy :â)))
- GRIM PLS ADEUCE IS WILLING TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH BABY
- Bro this is so wholesome omg
- Im sorry but still up to this day, my understanding of Epelâs accent is stillăď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ lmao
- Aight they be talking about how Rook already knew that they were going to lose from the very beginning
- The FORESHADOWING LOL The difference with how Rook said âWhat a wonderful performanceâ rather than âWhat a beautiful performanceâ sigh
- Honestly we gotta respect Rookâs resolve here lol man just knows what he wants
- Rook and Vilâs friendship lmao
- đđđ âŚ!?
- EARTHQUAKE WTF How dare you ruin such momentâ
- WHAT IS GOING ON
- EY WTF DONT DESTROY MY DORM WTF ARE YOU GUYS
- WHAT ARE THESE ROBOTS OUTSIDERS KILL THEM WITH FIRE
- They look like something that belongs to the Ignihyde dorm HUH
- Oh bruhâ Vil in his Dorm Leader mode is so cool AND YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TIME BUT wheww~~ Vil YAS QUEEN
- KALIM TOO AAAAAA JAMILâS ăăŻăŁďźăSO COOL
- so SOâ the dorm leaderâs have a protocol for outsider attacks like this đđđ OMG THEYâRE SO HOT
- They donât seem like our bois anymore aaa just pure professionalism at this pointâ
- GOD I FORGOT HOW COOL THEY ARE OMG
- HEEEYYY OUR DORM IS GETTING DESTROYED WTF ARE THESE GUYSâ PROBLEM
- We were just talking about renovating it too wtf
- AAAAAHHH HOW DARE YOUâ VIL R YOU OK
- Bruh i dont know what is going on but dont touch my manâs face
- Theyâre targetting Vil and Jamil WHYâ overblot men!!??? WHERE ARE YOUâ GIVE THEM BACK
- I didnt understand what epel said here lmao BUTâ!?
- THEY HAVE GRIM TOO FUCK HEâS BACK LET GO OF MY FUCKING CAT
- WHAT IS GOING ON DARLINGS
- BUDDYY >:â0000 Grimmm MY HEARTâ
- Are they kidnapping the overblot men?? Whatâ the fucking absolute ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ on these robots
- God weâre getting absolutely ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝
ď˝ in here
- AND THEREâS A CAULDRON IN THE BACKGROUND LOL DEUCE WENT HAM
- BRING ME BACK MY FUCKING CATâ >:â0000
- I thought thereâs going to be a festival not a fucking kidnapping event HEY
- Oh đ Rook pls help
- AAAHH SERIOUS ROOK IS HOTâ
- IS THE OTHER DORM LEADERS CHILLING WHERE ARE THEY KALIM PLS BE SAFE
- OH RIDDLE IS NOT ANSWERING THEY GOT HIM TOO
- Oh ghad they got him during clubs WTF HOWâ
- *nervous hornii chuckling* âŚangry expression silver đđđ im sorry
- AAAA Dorm leaders actually be acting like dorm leaders is soo cool i cantâ
- Bruh the story is all chaos what is this chapter
- Are they gonna get Leona and Azul too whatâ
- RIDDLE BABY Jesus christ dont overblot like this again lol
- DAMN HE STRONG FOR A SMOL BOI THO
- Whoever made these robots wtf is their deal lol TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A DORM LEADERâ
- âŚBruh where is our horned friend when u need him
- Silver and Sebek theorizing with dorm leaders but they took Jamil tho?? Itâs probably the overblot men theyâre after
- Also Malleus is probably good so you two calm down lol Liliaâs probs having tea with him right now
- Okay, Leona how are you going to get captured KING.
- Omg everything is getting destroyed wtf
- AW LEONA SAVED RUGGIE THATS CUTE AND COOL AF
- Bruh leona these are material robotsâ cant you just turn them into sand lol
- Oh they do have some kind of brand cmon just turn them into sand pls
- WHAT THE FUCK
- LEONA-SAN!? WHY ARE YOU GIVING UPâ OJI-TAN!!!
- OLD MAN WHATâ
- *hearing leona whisper his reasons â đđđ đ¤ okay sir im sorry
- Damn Leona acting like a real prince right nowâ itâs kinda hot đđ
- BRUH PLS COME BACK DONT TALK LIKE YOU AINT GONNA
- BRO WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS
- THE BOARD GAME CLUB
- Idia : âbro we just chilling be coolâ MY CHESS PIECEâ
- âAight ortho whatâs the situationâ âď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝
ď˝ďź
- So Idia of course knows about thisâ why does he look like heâs so done lmao me getting the feeling this isnt the first time idia has encountered this situation before lol
- Man i want to see azul in action too but mehhâ Idia told him to settle down cries
- LOL WHAT IS THIS KARONE ROBOTS
- Waitâ are they taking idia too?? OH IS THIS THE DOING OF IDIAâS FAMILY
- WHERE IS CROWLEYâ THE TEACHERS, YOUR IMPORTANT STUDENTS ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED
- AH THEY ALSO KNOW ABOUT THESE STYX BITCHES WHATâ and theyâre just letting them GO whaaat
- Sounds to me that this must be idiaâs family taking care of the overblotting students?? Like to protect Idia or something?? I DONTâ
- âGather all the dorm leadersâ No, sir, theyâre already gone besides my sunshine and the horn boi
- Malleus??? đđđ TSUNOTAROU
- Pls kill the robots they destroyed my place
- AAH UPSIDE DOWN LILIA long time no see lol
- Bruhh the diasomnia students are so lucky to have Malleus as a dorm leader omg
- BRUH LILIAâS RINGTONE IS SO CUTE LMAO
- Kalim sounds so desperate im so sad
- ARE WEâ ARE WE GONNA MEET MALLEUS AGAINNN
- Bruh they just goku teleported their way out of the dorm lol
- AAAAHH EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS SO FUN
- Wait jack is not here lol did they just forget about him wtf
- Oh shit we here too i did not know LMAO
- S-So are we just gonna..continue school likeâ like these styx bitches didnt just ruin half the school, my dorm, injure my bois, and took my cat orâŚ???
- GASP AAAA STYX IS A BLOT RESEARCH FACILITY WHAAAT
- So thatâs why leona and idia be like bro this is not worth it
- O-Oh yeahâ theyâŚthey didnt know that Vil overblotâ PFFT
- Malleus pls information who are you talking aboutâ
- WHOâ LILIA MALLEUS OH NO
- Ey, overblot squad are assembled lol this looks so dangerous
- LMAOO Riddle was sleeping on Leonaâs lap for three hours THATS SO CUTE
- Where the fck did they take them, ITS CRAMPED AF
- Bro theyâre just exposing Vil and Jamilâs overblot thatâs supposed to be a SECRET LOL
- Oji-tan can sound so wise and reliable like this if he really tried lol sugar daddy energy
- Wtf these guys never thought that idia was from a big shot family??? They thought it was just coincidence that they had the same family name PFFT
- AZUL AAAA He was right there my guy BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY MAN
- oh. They finally openedâ isnât this the ignihyde dorm what
- WHAT THE FUâ IDIA
- Broâ WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS IDIA ALL ALONG???
- WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER
This chapter is a fucking roller coaster likeâ literal 0 to 100  From having a moment with Vil and the bois to a FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK LMAO IM HYPED FOR NEXT CHAPâ
Itâs been so long, I hope they released the next part soon (ŕš>âĄ<ŕš) I forgot how fine these men are lol at least I want to hear their voices again đđđ
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24 with lee Foolish? i just need some fluff after today's lore ;-;
ok you said you wanted fluff but...i may or may have gotten carried away. there many or may not also be hurt/comfort in this BSHDJDJD SORRY
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prompt list can be found here!
prompt 24: âiâm barely touching you!â
spoiler warning for the events of the red banquet for those who havenât seen it yet!
This wasnât possible.
He was immortal.
He couldnât die...
...or so he thought.
Foolish walked through the desert, stepping foot out of his temple for the first time in days. For the first time since the Red Banquet.
...God, he even hated thinking of those two words.
He had already reunited with Puffy, his mother, a day prior. She had shed many tears in front of him, and Foolish wasnât afraid to admit that he had shed a couple as well.
However, she had approached him. Foolish hadnât gone anywhere else, he had just stayed inside the temple ever since he...he...no. He couldnât think about that right now. He couldnât think about the scar across his neck that was somehow still there. He couldnât think about how Antfrost had beheaded him and taken his life. He couldnât think about Puffyâs screams and tears. He couldnât think about how the egg suppressed him. He couldnât think about how Eret- Eret.
He had to find Eret.
Foolish wasnât sure what he wanted to do before he headed out of the temple, but now? Now, he knew for sure. As fast as he could, he ran down the desert path and towards his colossal nether portal. He passed his turtles and his abnormally large cactus, glad to be able to see them again. But that wasnât his primary focus.
He stepped up the platforms to the nether portal, about to step in, but hesitated. Puffy had told him that everyone had escaped, and that Foolish had been the only sacrifice. But...Eret might have taken that place. It was a lot to think about...was he ready to face it?
Whatever thoughts Foolish had were interrupted by the portal swirling in front of him. Was someone coming through? Who would be coming over here? Foolish stepped aside, not wanting to be crashed into by whoever came through from the nether. He could hear the swirling vortex increase in volume, and after a few moments, someone stumbled out of the portal.
âFucking ghasts...â A grumble came out of the strangerâs mouth. They wore a ruby red dress that trailed onto the ground as they stepped off of the platform. It was a dress that Foolish had recognized, but it looked different. While it was newer and beautiful the last time he saw that dress, the very bottom of it was now tattered, ripped, and covered in dirt. Part of the bottom of the dress had even caught on fire (from a ghast, Foolish assumed), and the stranger had brought it closer to them to stomp the fire out with their boot.
However, to Foolish, this was no stranger.
â...Eret?â
The monarch turned around, immediately recognizing their friendâs voice. As Foolish stepped down from the portal platform, Eret froze in place, their breaths increasing in speed.
âEret...hey. Uh...jeez...â There was so much that Foolish wanted to say, but he didnât know how to form it all into words. He stepped forward, now standing directly in front of Eret and looking at them in the eyes, past their sunglasses.
âF-Foolish, I-â Eret stuttered, pausing once again. However, something then happened that Foolish knew all too well.
âAh, wait! Wait, donât cry! Itâs okay!â Foolish instinctively wiped away the few tears that flowed from Eretâs eyes. Just as he had remembered from the old days, their tears were glowing white, and left a small marking on their face that would fade with time.
Their bodies finally met with a hug initiated by Eret. No, not a hug. An embrace. It was a genuine, most-definitely needed embrace.
âI- Iâm sorry, I donât know why Iâm crying.â Eret pulled away. âI shouldnât be crying, I should be happy, happy that youâre alive! I mean, I knew that you would come back, and that you still have two lives, but I didnât know what was going to happen, a-and-â
âEret, relax. Itâs okay. Everythingâs okay. Iâm here now. Take some deep breaths.â Foolish reassured his old friend, who was currently going through a tidal wave of emotions. Eret followed the instructions, inhaling and exhaling. After a minute or two, they started to calm down.
â...Itâs good to be able to see you again.â The totem god nodded with a smile.
âItâs so good to see you again too, Foolish.â Eret nodded, now smiling as well.
âYouâre still wearing that dress, huh?â
Eret looked down at the tattered dress. âYeah, I havenât found myself taking it off...ever since...â Foolish knew what words would finish that sentence, and he could tell that neither one of them wanted to be the one to fill in the blank. Eret sighed, looking back up at Foolish. âSorry, but would it be okay if I hugged you again?â
âOf course, Eret! You donât even have to ask!â Foolish nodded. This time, however, he was the one to initiate the hug, before Eret got the chance to do so. The monarch held their friend right around the waist, with no plans to let go. However, a sudden feeling in Foolishâs side caused him to retreat with a small yell.
Eret also stepped back a bit, surprised by the disruption. âIs- Is everything okay? I didnât hurt you, did I?â
âWhat? No, no! Youâre fine. Youâre just fine, Eret.â Foolish nodded, playing things down. Surely they wouldnât figure it out, right?â
â...Alright.â With hesitance, Eret wrapped their arms tightly around Foolish again, only for him to suddenly pull away again. He once again let out a yell.
âAre you sure Iâm not hurting you? I can stop.â Eret asked nervously.
âNo! Like I said, youâre fine.â Foolish nodded.
Questions raced through Eretâs head. Were they hurting him? Was he lying? Why was he smiling a bit? Suddenly, everything clicked together. A lightbulb went off, and they crossed their arms with a smirk.
âOhhhhh, I think Iâve got it. Foolish, are you ticklish by chance?â They asked.
Damnit, they did figure it out!
âWhat? Noooooo...â The detectable nervousness of his voice confirmed Eretâs answer. âIâm not! Really, Iâm not. You just kinda staHARTled mehe!â His voice raised in pitch as Eret unexpectedly squeezed his side. âEheheret!â
âOh, so now youâre lying to me, huh?â Eret raised an eyebrow, then commenced with grabbing both of their wrists with one hand. With their free hand, Eret poked and prodded around Foolishâs torso.
âWahahait, wahahihit! EhehEHrehet!! Iâm sohohory for lying, Iâm- SHIHIT!â Foolishâs voice was filled with small snickers as they squirmed around, trying to escape Eretâs grasp.
âIâm barely touching you!â Eret said, amused by this new discovery.
âYeheHEHAh, buhut it tiHIHIckhles!â He giggled, continuing to squirm.
âWell, yeah, thatâs kind of the point.â Eret shrugged, switching tactics. They went from poking with one hand to two hands, vibrating their fingers into their underarms to see if they would get a different reaction.
âNo. No. NonononOHOHAHAHAHAAA!! EHEHEHEHEREHET!!â Foolish threw his head back, his laughter quick to rise in volume.
âAh, there we go!â Eret grinned, knowing they had found a better spot to attack. âYouâve got such a nice laugh Foolish, Iâm so glad youâre sharing it with me!â
âSHUHUHUTUHUP!â The demigod cackled as he squirmed in Eretâs grasp. When they moved down to squeeze at his hip, he let out a shriek, quickly forcing their hands off and stepping away with a wobbly smile.
âWoah, bad spot, huh?â The monarch laughed at the otherâs reaction.
âGee, I dunno. What do you think, Eret?â Foolish asked with sarcasm in his voice. He sighed, taking a moment to catch his much needed breath. Despite the sudden surprise, it was fun. He couldnât remember the last time he had some plain fun without the thought of the Eggpire or something else stressful on his mind.
âWell, I think that that was pretty fun.â Eret nodded.
âFor you, maybe.â Foolish rolled his eyes with a grin.
âFor me, definitely.â They laughed softly before turning back to Foolish. âIf you want, we could probably go and visit Puffy. Iâm sure sheâd enjoy having all three of us together again.â
âYeah, of course!â He nodded, never to turn down an opportunity to visit his adoptive parent. Suddenly, he had an idea. âIâll race you!â He said, grabbing Eretâs hand and bringing him towards the nether portal.
âWha- Foolish! Thatâs not fair, Iâm wearing heeled boots!â Eret said to him while being walked up to the portal.
âAnd? All is fair in a race through the Nether, old pal!â Foolish laughed, dragging Eret through the portal with him as he stepped through. Eret rolled their eyes, but grinned, knowing the two of them were thinking the same thing.
This was just going to be one of the many new adventures they had together.
#dawn writes#lee!foolish#ler!eret#c!foolish#c!eret#dsmp tickle#itâs so obvious that i got way too carried away while writing this#anyway. them <3#prompts are still open btw!! feel free to request some more bc itâs fun to write these#đŚ foolish: totem of undying#đ eret: eyeless monarchy
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Roommate HC
Request:Â hi i love ur account! do u think u could write a HC with kuroo, oikawa, and bokuto on how they would be as roommates! thank you!
Authorâs Note: This request had me dying thank u so much! I made this to be platonic but if u guys want a part 2 to make them like each other/you want to see other roommate hc with other characters, let me know!
Warning: mentions of sex, adult language, reader thirsting over iwaizumi cause sameÂ
Pairing: Kuroo || Oikawa || BokutoÂ
Part two
-Kuroo-
You can only be roommates if youâre hella close with Kuroo because if youâre living in a closed space together, shit is bound to happen. Heâs basically youâre best friend so nothing is off-limits.Â
Exhibit A: Shower rants
â And I told her to mind her own damn business before I kicked her ass!â You said loudly as you sat on the counter of the sink while Kuroo was showering
â You liar I know you didnât say all that. Also, can you hand me my toothbrush?â
â Mm, okay, I didnât say it but I was thinking it!â You grabbed Kurooâs toothbrush and opened the curtain to hand it to him,â itâs the thought that counts but then she told me that I was being a bitch! In front of the whole class!âÂ
Kuroo opened the shower curtain to poke his head out,â She called you a bitch in front of the class? What a fucking bitch.âÂ
I feel like Kuroo sleeps in a bit and waits until the last second to wake up so youâre basically his alarm clockÂ
Your favorite way to wake him up is to just bash his head with a pillow until he grabs it from you and hits you back with it ten times harder
â I think you gave me a concussion.â
â I- Itâs a pillow, you big baby.âÂ
Getting ready in the morning is always pretty chill since Kuroo practically rolls out of the bed, looks at his hair, and decides yep, this is stylishÂ
If he has extra time in the morning, heâll sit on your bed and watch you do your makeup/hair as you tell him your schedule for the day just cause he canÂ
Can we please remember that Kuroo is a big nerd so that means a lot of all-nighters at the dinner table. If you know he has a big test coming up, you order takeout from his favorite restaurant and you have to physically sit across from him so he actually takes a break to eat dinner
Sometimes he falls asleep at the table while studying so you always grab his phone to set a 15-minute alarm because while he needs to sleep, he also needs the time to study tooÂ
On chill days, Kenma usually comes over and the two play video games until the middle of the night. While theyâre always super loud, thatâs a lie itâs just Kuroo, but whenever they get too loud you come out of your room and you just glare Kuroo downÂ
â Whatâs wrong with your face?â
â My face? This face will be the last thing you ever see if you donât shut the fuck up. Kenma sweetie, â¨youâre doing greatâ¨!â
OH okay this is just a bonus
so your upstairs neighbors are like bunnies if ya know what I mean. Like they go at it 25/8 and you and Kuroo canât stand it because how are yall supposed to concentrateÂ
One night while you and Kuroo are watching a movie, you can literally hear your neighbors having crazy-ass sex and Kuroo gets so petty. He grabs a broom from the kitchen and starts hitting it against the ceiling like
 â Shut! The! Hell! Up!âÂ
â STOP! What if they get mad?âÂ
â Who cares? I havenât had sex in months. If I canât get laid than no one can get laid!â
â I donât even want to think about you and *gags* sex in the same sentence.âÂ
So all in all, Kuroo is probably the easiest roommate to have and you two just work so well together
-Oikawa-
Oikawa isnât as bad as a roommate as people might think. Heâs surprisingly clean and not only does he clean up after himself but he always cleans up after you. He will sass you on how messy you are though
â Y/N-Chan, I canât even see the floor to your bedroom, youâre disgusting! I canât even look at you the same way!âÂ
â If itâs bothering you then get the hell out of my room!âÂ
â Your room is a biohazard, how can you live like this?âÂ
â I SAID GET OUT SHITTYKAWA!âÂ
Thereâs only one bathroom in your apartment so itâs always a battle to get ready in the morning. His side of the sink has way more stuff than you and you even try out some of his products if they happen to find their way to your side
You canât even hide it from Oikawa because once you leave the restroom, he notices right awayÂ
â Are you wearing that SPF moisturizer I bought from that new skincare store the other day?â
â Wha- how did you know?â
â I can smell it you rat, stop using my skincare products!âÂ
He says that but the next day when you wake up to use the restroom, you see that he bought you your own moisturizer and thereâs a sticky note on it â because you desperately need someâÂ
Oikawa also always manages to lose his glasses in the morning so when heâs late, he always wakes you up to help him find his glasses which are somewhere around the apartmentÂ
â Bitch, how hard is it to keep it next to your nightstand before you go to bed?âÂ
â I forgetâ đĽşđđźđđźOikawa pouts as he squints back at you cause heâs a blind bitchÂ
If Oikawa is your roommate, that definitely means Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, and Hanamaki are always over. One time in the middle of the night, you went to go get a glass of water and you screamed so loud when you saw a dark figure sleeping on your couchÂ
Your heart literally dropped to the floor but when you squinted your eyes, you could make out that it was Hanamaki just crashing on your couchÂ
Thank god, you actually thought there was a stranger-
What you didnât know was that Matsukawa was sleeping on the floor of the living room and you tripped over his huge, built ass bodyÂ
â Y/N? Is that you? Are you okay?â
â Iâm fine-â
â Ow! Y/N, thatâs my hand!â
â Shit! Sorry- wait, Hajime? Is that you? What the hell-Who else is sleeping here?â
â Meeeee!â
âToru?!?! What are you doing out here?â You asked as you turned on the lights to find all four boys camped out in the living room. TF is this? Summercamp???
â Duh, itâs a sleepover! Wanna join? You can lay next to me Y/N-Chan!â
â Fuck no you weirdo. Except for you Hajimeđ my room is always open for you!â đ¤ŠđĽ°đ¤Şđ¤°đťÂ
Oh speaking of frick fracking, you and Oikawa have a solid rule that if youâre planning on having sex, please let the other roommate know so thereâs not a repeat of that one incident youâre not allowed to speak ofÂ
Toru: Can you be out of the house from 8:30-9:30? Iâm bringing someone overđđźđđź
Y/N: You bastard I was going to bring someone over!
Toru: Oh yeah? Who u trying to fuck?đđđ
Y/N: Hajime đ¤¤đ¤¤đ¤¤đ¤¤
Toru: STOP THIRSTING AFTER MY FRIENDS
Y/N: BUT ITâS TRUE LOVE!
Besides all of that mess, Oikawa is such a fun roommate. If yall could live together forever, you definitely would because the banter never stops between the two of you, yall are like an old married couple uwuÂ
-Bokuto-Â
JESUS you two take a while to meshÂ
You two are best friends so when he suggested to move in together, you were all for itÂ
But it just took some getting used toÂ
Bokuto wakes up sooooo early to go run and this means blasting music in the shower at 5am & him blending the shit out a smoothie in the kitchenÂ
One time, this dude barged into your room around 5:20 in the morning and had THE AUDACITY to ask if you wanted to go run with himÂ
â I feel bad leaving you here in the apartment alone, what if you miss me?â
â If you ever wake me up this early to go run out of all things, I will shave your head do not test me owl.âÂ
He never asks you again donât worry but he does walk in your room to whisper, rather loudly, that heâs leaving to go run just to give you a heads up
On some mornings when he knows youâre going to have a long day at school, heâll make you breakfast and itâs actually super sweet cause you two will eat together in the kitchen and talk about what the plan for the day isÂ
If heâs ever too lazy to make breakfast, heâll grab your favorite pastries during his run and bring it home cause heâs just that type of personÂ
Bokuto is a bit messy and you find yourself cleaning up after him a lot but he makes up for it by being an absolute sweetheartÂ
He assembled all the furniture in the apartment because he likes building stuff and he claims itâs manly. Donât Mind my language but â¨U couldnât give a shit â¨about building furniture so you were 100% okay with it
Akaashi came over to help put the couch together and that was arguably the most entertaining thing you had ever seen
â Bokuto-San, Iâm pretty sure these pieces donât fit.â
â Akaashi! Are you doubting my ability to read and follow instructions?!?!â
â I think heâs right, those donât fit at all.â
*cue emo bokuto ughhhhhhh this bitch*
Whenever Bokuto gets emo at home, you drop everything to help him get out of his funk. Not because what youâre doing isnât important but if you donât help, this dude will show up next to your bed full on close to crying
â Ko, itâs two in the morning, why are you awake?â
â Are you angry at me that I broke that plate earlier?â
â Wha- no Iâm not mad over a cheap plate. Just go to bed PLEASE!âÂ
No matter how busy yalls schedule gets, you two always make time to have a movie night at least once a week because he claims itâs good for roommate moralÂ
Itâs just an excuse for him to snack through the pantry but whatever
Heâs also the worst at grocery shopping. Like he notices all the snacks and desserts you like so heâll buy so much of those things but will fail to get actual protein and vegetablesÂ
I know it seems like Iâm shitting on Bokuto and Iâm not, I feel like Bokuto would also be such a fun roommate. There are some nights where you two will dance around together in your pajamas and camp out on the couch together and those are the moments where youâre thankful heâs your roommate
But he snores so loud IâM SORRY I HAD TO SAY ITÂ
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AAhh I really like 45 it pushed the story along while also being just hilarious and touching and it was just so good!! 46 was just pokemon battles...
OBEY ME! LESSON 45 DETAILED SUMMARY
At breakfast the most of the brothers crowd around MC and ask them how different appliances work, Asmo apologizes for them and then immediately asks MC something as well and well Belphie calls him out on it he says he hasn't been in the human world for a really long time and things have changed. Beel says that the human world progresses so fast that it makes him dizzy and Asmo says maybe it feels like that since the devildom doesn't progress. Lucifer tells MC to get ready to leave once they're done eating (still on the white couches is2g this pisses me off so much) and when MC asks him wtf he says oh yeah forgot you nearly died while Solomon told you about getting a sorcerer's license. MC's got a meeting with Solomon and Beel & Lucifer were asked to come along. Mammon & Asmo protest cause they can't tag along. Â Belphie says that Beel and Lucifer were probably chosen cause they'll at least appear as mature functioning adults.
They meet up with Solomon in front of the Sorcerer's Society HQ, which according to Solomon is filled with "Pompous Uptight Bureaucrats". It provides assistance to sorcerer's living in the human world and provides them with first a provisional license and then a full license that'll allow them to practice magic as they pls more or less. Lucifer's like; that's great and all but why the fuck are we here. And Solomon tells him that he'll understand when they get inside. Lucifer says that sounds exactly like something someone who was seconds away from causing problems would say and he tells MC to brace themself.
The backgrounds for both these lessons are really good! Right so when they walk in sorcerers start ooing and awing over Beel and Lucifer - they've never seen them irl before, one even wants their autographs. Apparently Solomon's apprentice taming the 7 rulers was believed to be an urban legend?????????? I dunno imagine going from being a normal human to becoming an urban legend amongst sorcerers? Lucifer thinks Solomon brought them along just to boost MC's reputation (ohhh the poor man). Solomon reveals that he isn't on good terms with the society (is it even a surprise?) and being his apprentice would just make things harder for MC and that he established the society with his previous apprentice long ago but they had a falling out and now that apprentice runs the society (is it sad that there's a huge possibility that the falling out could be food related?). Solomon says he brought the brothers as bodyguards for his cute apprentice/charming apprentice/favourite pupil (If he keeps talking like that whoever runs this place is gonna deck MC) since back in the Celestial Realm the two of the were known as "the two greatest champions and protectors of the CR". Beel gets pissed off cause he thinks this means Solomon is putting MC in danger and Solomon says 'lol that's definitely not who I'm putting in danger' and when Lucifer picks up on that and questions Solomon on it he goes 'man look at the time we really gotta go get MC registered WOW'. The dude at the reception uses his staff to etch a magic seal that's the society's crest on to the back of MC's hand (I really feel like you should tell someone beforehand that you're gonna give them what is basically a tattoo? Also cant wait for that butcher to see this and the rest of MC's harem and come to the conclusion that they're in a cult) which consists of  3 staves and 7 stars signifying the 3 Magis who are believed to have invented magical arts and the 7 virtues (is it bad that before i even started om i knew what the 7 sins were but only had a vague knowledge about the 7 virtues? I wouldn't have been able to name them all without this lesson :/ anyway they're humility, generosity, gratitude, patience, chastity, temperance and diligence. Something i really like is that the brothers have all displayed the virtues that directly oppose their sins on a semi regular to regular basis).  To get their license apprentuces must earn the seven stars via passing 7 trials with the first of the trials being set and judged by their master. (ok so I assumed each test would focus on a brother and MC'd earn the star that opposes each brother's sin and would pass the test by learning and displaying the virtue of that star. But that isn't what happened here? If anything the test was there to teach Lucifer humility? Is that how it will go? will each test somehow focus on MC helping the brothers learn and display their opposing virtue even though all of them have already displayed this virtue to some extent?  I mean I guess the main point of the tests were to show that MC could control the brothers so that makes sense? but even though this test did focus on making Lucifer let go of his pride, the test was about MC learning to control Beel's power and these two lessons are very much focused on Beel so was the star they earned actually temperance? Even though the test didn't have anything to do with that virtue? Ahh i have so many questions about how the stars are earned and neither lesson really clarify it and if anyone wants to come debate about this???)
ANYway Solomon uses a spell to bind Lucifer in place, which pisses Beel off, tho when MC stays calm and just observes what happens Solomon is pleased assessing a situation before taking action is important (Ive had this HC for a while now but solomon is definitely the kinda teacher who throws you into the deep end with just a cryptic warning and watches with a smile as you try to figure out how to not die, if you do something particularly amusing while struggling he'll give you another cryptic hint, occasionally he'll yell out praise with that smile of his even if it looks like you're actively drowning and dying and failing). They start to get an audience while Lucifer threatens Solomon and shifts into his demon form and goes also im still fucking pissed off about that lunch so/ Beel also shifts and threatens Solomon, tho lucifer tells him to stand down cause he wants to murder solomon on his own and that a mere binding spell won't hold him down, Solomon's like Jeez chill it's for MC's exam you fucknugget and Lucifer's like oh shit yeah but you know i'll actually kill you for this later and Solomon's like yeah that's cool and also imma use my powers to make you into the size of a barbie doll and lucifer's like what- Â MC then proceeds to lose their shit over a tiny blushing Lucifer. MC's test is to keep lucifer safe for 24 hours which would be fine if they you know didn't live with the other 5. Â which is actually what lucifer says when Beel says it'll be easy if they just stay at home cause home according to lucifer also contains his '5 greatest enemies'. MC's job is to protect Lucifer from them without using any commands on anyone other than beel, and the goal is for them to be able to fully command beel like they did with Asmo in S1 against Henry 1.0. Beel is not allowed to act on his own to protect lucifer and can only act on MC's commands. Â Beel agrees, Lucifer swears and Solomon asks MC about their confidence levels. MC can promise one of the three of them that they won't mess up. Â Solomon says he'll stay in the house with them so that he can judge and Lucifer's more or less like; you're having fun aren't you and solomon says Duh.
So they end up at the cafĂŠ where predictably Luke & Simeon end up screaming and laughing at a blushing pissed off mini Luci, Simeon tells him they physically cannot laugh cause of course big scary Lucifer is now in Simeonâs words âTeeny-Tinyâ & how heâs so cute he wants to keep him in a jar as a pet (God I love this lesson). Â He says Michael would love to see this and when Lucifer yells at him he completely ignores him to poke his cheek (V Relatable). Luke also wants to join in on the fun but Lucifer is a little bitch to him and as retaliation for scaring their son MC pokes luci on the cheek too. Beel laments about wanting to poke luci on the cheek too and when Solomon tells the others to stop teasing lucifer, luci goes, EXCUSE ME WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Beel notes that luci now smells human. When luke asks about the smelling thing beel says that all 3 species? races? Smell different. Simeon marvels at how much humiliation PrideTM is willing to take cause heâs simping for MC. Luci tells them to shut tf up cause unless they come up with a plan to deal with his hell children theyâre probably going to kill him the second he steps foot inside the house. Beel tells MC to use his powers. Luci says they should be able to draw out Beelâs powers like they did Asmoâs in S1. Solomon says since he gave them a power up in S1 simply saying the incantation wonât work this time around and they must first fully understand Beel and his nature to be able to do that. MC has a flashback to the Butcher and his relationship advice and then asks Beel what he thinks they should do to be able to better understand him (while I do think ideally this is the right choice, in context with the other two choices, to me, this is the ONLY choice cause the other two come off as slightly yandere on mcâs part). Beel chooses spending time together via sleepover. But obviously Luci will have to come along and Solomon invites himself along too cause heâs still the judge. Â Simeonâs sad about not being able to join in and luke is TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS OKAY!?!?
Outside the house Luci, Beel and MC all make pledges like theyâre invading enemy territory; Lucifer: Swear you wonât let your guard down. Beel: Swear to protect Lucifer with your life. MC, 100% seriously: I Swear. Solomon: Are yall fucking serious??? These are your fucking brothers???? You practically raised them??? Lucifer: Have you ever actually met my brothers???? Beel: You legit think they wonât give up their lives just to fuck with lucifer for a day? When Solomon asks what lucifer ever did to make them hate him so much he says he doesnât know. And look while âlocking me up in the fucking attic for a whole yearâ, ânot acknowledging that youâre actually my father and taking some fucking responsibilityâ and âblaming every minor inconvenience in your life on my very existenceâ are all very valid reasons none of them actually hate him right, cause I mean using every chance you get to fuck with your siblings is just part of being a sibling?  Which is what Beel and MC both tell Lucifer. Lucifer doesnât believe them and actually seems sad about it. Solomon said âwhile I do find the complicated interpersonal dynamics of your family fascinatingâ my ass is freezing out here. âŚDo you think theyâre like solomonâs favourite show??? I mean Solomonâs old as shit and probably doesnât remember what itâs like to have a family, and before MC, Simeon and the student exchange he didnât really have anybody so do you think he just watches the brothers + MC like âdamn, this shit is wildâ????????????????? The instant they enter the house, someone casts a spell and theyâre pulled into a portal. The fuck did you say about everyone loving Lucifer, says Solomon while making direct eye contact with Beel. They fall through endless darkness and MC tells them to chill cause it only feels like theyâre falling. They end up in a weird ballroom/royal courtroom kinda place, which Solomon marvels. Beel & MC recognize the place as a location from one of leviâs games and meet Levi in his TSL clothes who welcomes MC as the âheroâ.
Beel, Luci & Sol kinda just wordlessly stare at levi with tired expressions and MC being the bro they are plays along with levi by asking if he is who they think he is. He introduces himself as The Lord of Shadows, the ruler of all 7 lands. Lucifer: WTF. Beel says they donât have time for games and Levi gets upset that theyâre making him look pathetic. Levi gives MC their mission â to save the world by defeating the demon lord satan. Lucifer tells Solomon to get the fuck out of there. Solomon says he canât considering he has no idea where the fuck they are in the first place. Beel politely asks âhis majestyâ the way to pantry and Levi yells at them to take it seriously. Beel says well ok and explains the whole test thing to levi as a way to explain why they canât play. Levi says satan already knows this. After that thereâs a flash and black smoke starts curling up around the room and satan turns up in his demon form. And LOOK I hate satanâs demon form outfit but it actually looks really good in this context??? The feather boa and ribbon bow thing really works with the curling black smoke, evil demon lord look. It probably helps that you canât see his bottom half. Anyway Satan turns out to just be a magical projection and he says, well youâll have to come to me cause I kidnapped your boyfriend, while Diavolo calls out to Lucifer and MC from off screen. Diavolo had run away from the devildom to surprise the brothers. While Lucifer scolds Diavolo and while Diavolo apologizes, Satan tells they must all come to him along with the âobnoxious talking dollâ. Lucifer: the fuck did you just say. Ok this part is really cute; Satan: âIâll be seeing you MC.â Diavolo, still off screen: Canât wait to see you MC! Luicfer has a migraine. When Beel tries to say they should head off, Levi tells them they forgot something in RPGs. MC, still dutifully in character, asks the lord of shadows to give them aid. Levi gives them 100 grimm and just anekfnsndfjn the fuck can they do with just 100 grimm. Which is what both Beel and Luci say. Solomon says, well maybe theyâre just fucking poor around here so everything here is cheap. Levi gives them a talisman to protect themselves with, Lucifer says cool, but once this is over Iâm gonna beat your ass :) Levi says he just bought a new game that lets you create your own story and he just wanted to play it with them :(
So they end up in a cute lilâ game village & beel wants to go to a tavern but lucifer says they need to buy equipment first. If MC asks a NPC they just repeat the same line about how great life is under leviâs rule over and over again, if they search in the grass they find some medicinal herbs but beel immediately eats them, if they break a barrel Solomon starts breaking open barrels too and they get yelled at by lucifer. They end up in No. 2âs armoury. Luciferâs fed up with life. Solomon says the gear looks like shit and Beel says it makes sense since this is only the first town. When Beel tries to ask 2 for food he repeats his introductory dialogue over and over again. With the money they have theyâre able to buy gear for Solomon and MC and the only thing that fits Lucifer is the fairy outfit,,,, Iâm NOT fucking wearing that says lucifer off screen and God I love this lesson. Solomon and MC are both little shits and can you just imagine them trying to convince lucifer to wear it just to test it out? Fucking amazing. MC tries to haggle/talk with 2 so they could get armour for beel but he says buddy Iâm running a business here BUT thereâs a monster in the casino that cheats ppl of their moneâ Lucifer & Beel simultaneously: Oh, Mammon. So basically, if they can get 2âs money back heâll offer them a huge discount on the lord of flies armour. Â They decide to find an inn for the night before they face Mammon.
Lucifer finds it hard to eat food. Solomon: Cause youâre tiny ^.^  Beel: Wonder whose fault that is :I  MC can either offer to cut it for him (He thanks MC and tells them to feed him too. Entitled Fuck. Solomon & Beel also want to be fed but Lucifer tells them to fuck off) or tell him to just open wide and take a bite (Lucifer says if he gets too close to the food Beel would probably accidentally eat him). Beel says the food is a lot like devildom food and MC asks him if he likes devildom food or human food, Beel says all food is good. Since they donât have much money MC & beel and Solomon & Lucifer end up sharing beds with Lucifer telling Solomon to use a spell to keep himself still during the night to avoid accidentally killing lucifer in his sleep. There isnât a spell for that. At night, Beel asks lucifer if he thinks Satan still hates him and gets ââŚâ in response. Assuming Lucifer is asleep he asks MC what they think. MC says they think Satan just canât admit that he likes Lucifer. Beel says if thatâs what they think then itâs okay cause he just wants Satan to love lucifer like the rest of them do. MC asks Beel if heâs worried about lucifer (Beel says Lucifer wouldnât want him to worry but⌠and that he wants to be there when lucifer needs help) or says that Beel really loves Lucifer (Beel happily agrees that he does). Beel then tells MC about how he and Lucifer first met: So back when Beel was an angel, according to him the only thing good about him was that he was strong so he decided to become a soldier except he couldnât control his strength and always ended up breaking things which led to Raphael always saying something sarcastic to him. The whole thing was depressing for him until one day lucifer came over, sat beside him and talked with him. Lucifer was always really busy and spent most of his days deep inside the palace (places where Beel has never even been to before). He told beel that a soldier was not about attacking but instead about protecting, that protecting was what was most important. Heâd told beel that he was special cause he had the power to protect everyone and keep them safe (this shit is the sweetest and it has me sobbing but also that must have hit like a bullet when Lilith diedâŚ). Lucifer had told Beel if he learnt to control his powers then Lucifer would recommend him as a Cherubim, gatekeeper. Lucifer had given Beel confidence and his post as a gatekeeper. Which is why Beel wants to protect him, cause he loves and respects Lucifer. He says all his brothers love Lucifer cause if they didnât they never would have considered leaving the celestial realm. He says that even though Satanâs situation is different he isnât the same as he was before MC came around and that Beel likes the new satan better. And that he actually likes all his brothers more since MC came around, which is why he likes MC so much too. MC gets to either kiss, hug or thank him. Beel says his powers are there so that he can protect both Lucifer and MC. And FUCK I love this backstory so much????? And I desperately need all the other backstories?
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AAhh I really like 45 it pushed the story along while also being just hilarious and touching and it was just so good!! 46 was just pokemon battles...
OBEY ME! LESSON 45 DETAILED SUMMARY
At breakfast the most of the brothers crowd around MC and ask them how different appliances work, Asmo apologizes for them and then immediately asks MC something as well and well Belphie calls him out on it he says he hasn't been in the human world for a really long time and things have changed. Beel says that the human world progresses so fast that it makes him dizzy and Asmo says maybe it feels like that since the devildom doesn't progress. Lucifer tells MC to get ready to leave once they're done eating (still on the white couches is2g this pisses me off so much) and when MC asks him wtf he says oh yeah forgot you nearly died while Solomon told you about getting a sorcerer's license. MC's got a meeting with Solomon and Beel & Lucifer were asked to come along. Mammon & Asmo protest cause they can't tag along. Â Belphie says that Beel and Lucifer were probably chosen cause they'll at least appear as mature functioning adults.
They meet up with Solomon in front of the Sorcerer's Society HQ, which according to Solomon is filled with "Pompous Uptight Bureaucrats". It provides assistance to sorcerer's living in the human world and provides them with first a provisional license and then a full license that'll allow them to practice magic as they pls more or less. Lucifer's like; that's great and all but why the fuck are we here. And Solomon tells him that he'll understand when they get inside. Lucifer says that sounds exactly like something someone who was seconds away from causing problems would say and he tells MC to brace themself.
The backgrounds for both these lessons are really good! Right so when they walk in sorcerers start ooing and awing over Beel and Lucifer - they've never seen them irl before, one even wants their autographs. Apparently Solomon's apprentice taming the 7 rulers was believed to be an urban legend?????????? I dunno imagine going from being a normal human to becoming an urban legend amongst sorcerers? Lucifer thinks Solomon brought them along just to boost MC's reputation (ohhh the poor man). Solomon reveals that he isn't on good terms with the society (is it even a surprise?) and being his apprentice would just make things harder for MC and that he established the society with his previous apprentice long ago but they had a falling out and now that apprentice runs the society (is it sad that there's a huge possibility that the falling out could be food related?). Solomon says he brought the brothers as bodyguards for his cute apprentice/charming apprentice/favourite pupil (If he keeps talking like that whoever runs this place is gonna deck MC) since back in the Celestial Realm the two of the were known as "the two greatest champions and protectors of the CR". Beel gets pissed off cause he thinks this means Solomon is putting MC in danger and Solomon says 'lol that's definitely not who I'm putting in danger' and when Lucifer picks up on that and questions Solomon on it he goes 'man look at the time we really gotta go get MC registered WOW'. The dude at the reception uses his staff to etch a magic seal that's the society's crest on to the back of MC's hand (I really feel like you should tell someone beforehand that you're gonna give them what is basically a tattoo? Also cant wait for that butcher to see this and the rest of MC's harem and come to the conclusion that they're in a cult) which consists of  3 staves and 7 stars signifying the 3 Magis who are believed to have invented magical arts and the 7 virtues (is it bad that before i even started om i knew what the 7 sins were but only had a vague knowledge about the 7 virtues? I wouldn't have been able to name them all without this lesson :/ anyway they're humility, generosity, gratitude, patience, chastity, temperance and diligence. Something i really like is that the brothers have all displayed the virtues that directly oppose their sins on a semi regular to regular basis).  To get their license apprentuces must earn the seven stars via passing 7 trials with the first of the trials being set and judged by their master. (ok so I assumed each test would focus on a brother and MC'd earn the star that opposes each brother's sin and would pass the test by learning and displaying the virtue of that star. But that isn't what happened here? If anything the test was there to teach Lucifer humility? Is that how it will go? will each test somehow focus on MC helping the brothers learn and display their opposing virtue even though all of them have already displayed this virtue to some extent?  I mean I guess the main point of the tests were to show that MC could control the brothers so that makes sense? but even though this test did focus on making Lucifer let go of his pride, the test was about MC learning to control Beel's power and these two lessons are very much focused on Beel so was the star they earned actually temperance? Even though the test didn't have anything to do with that virtue? Ahh i have so many questions about how the stars are earned and neither lesson really clarify it and if anyone wants to come debate about this???)
ANYway Solomon uses a spell to bind Lucifer in place, which pisses Beel off, tho when MC stays calm and just observes what happens Solomon is pleased assessing a situation before taking action is important (Ive had this HC for a while now but solomon is definitely the kinda teacher who throws you into the deep end with just a cryptic warning and watches with a smile as you try to figure out how to not die, if you do something particularly amusing while struggling he'll give you another cryptic hint, occasionally he'll yell out praise with that smile of his even if it looks like you're actively drowning and dying and failing). They start to get an audience while Lucifer threatens Solomon and shifts into his demon form and goes also im still fucking pissed off about that lunch so/ Beel also shifts and threatens Solomon, tho lucifer tells him to stand down cause he wants to murder solomon on his own and that a mere binding spell won't hold him down, Solomon's like Jeez chill it's for MC's exam you fucknugget and Lucifer's like oh shit yeah but you know i'll actually kill you for this later and Solomon's like yeah that's cool and also imma use my powers to make you into the size of a barbie doll and lucifer's like what- Â MC then proceeds to lose their shit over a tiny blushing Lucifer. MC's test is to keep lucifer safe for 24 hours which would be fine if they you know didn't live with the other 5. Â which is actually what lucifer says when Beel says it'll be easy if they just stay at home cause home according to lucifer also contains his '5 greatest enemies'. MC's job is to protect Lucifer from them without using any commands on anyone other than beel, and the goal is for them to be able to fully command beel like they did with Asmo in S1 against Henry 1.0. Beel is not allowed to act on his own to protect lucifer and can only act on MC's commands. Â Beel agrees, Lucifer swears and Solomon asks MC about their confidence levels. MC can promise one of the three of them that they won't mess up. Â Solomon says he'll stay in the house with them so that he can judge and Lucifer's more or less like; you're having fun aren't you and solomon says Duh.
So they end up at the cafĂŠ where predictably Luke & Simeon end up screaming and laughing at a blushing pissed off mini Luci, Simeon tells him they physically cannot laugh cause of course big scary Lucifer is now in Simeonâs words âTeeny-Tinyâ & how heâs so cute he wants to keep him in a jar as a pet (God I love this lesson). Â He says Michael would love to see this and when Lucifer yells at him he completely ignores him to poke his cheek (V Relatable). Luke also wants to join in on the fun but Lucifer is a little bitch to him and as retaliation for scaring their son MC pokes luci on the cheek too. Beel laments about wanting to poke luci on the cheek too and when Solomon tells the others to stop teasing lucifer, luci goes, EXCUSE ME WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Beel notes that luci now smells human. When luke asks about the smelling thing beel says that all 3 species? races? Smell different. Simeon marvels at how much humiliation PrideTM is willing to take cause heâs simping for MC. Luci tells them to shut tf up cause unless they come up with a plan to deal with his hell children theyâre probably going to kill him the second he steps foot inside the house. Beel tells MC to use his powers. Luci says they should be able to draw out Beelâs powers like they did Asmoâs in S1. Solomon says since he gave them a power up in S1 simply saying the incantation wonât work this time around and they must first fully understand Beel and his nature to be able to do that. MC has a flashback to the Butcher and his relationship advice and then asks Beel what he thinks they should do to be able to better understand him (while I do think ideally this is the right choice, in context with the other two choices, to me, this is the ONLY choice cause the other two come off as slightly yandere on mcâs part). Beel chooses spending time together via sleepover. But obviously Luci will have to come along and Solomon invites himself along too cause heâs still the judge. Â Simeonâs sad about not being able to join in and luke is TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS OKAY!?!?
Outside the house Luci, Beel and MC all make pledges like theyâre invading enemy territory; Lucifer: Swear you wonât let your guard down. Beel: Swear to protect Lucifer with your life. MC, 100% seriously: I Swear. Solomon: Are yall fucking serious??? These are your fucking brothers???? You practically raised them??? Lucifer: Have you ever actually met my brothers???? Beel: You legit think they wonât give up their lives just to fuck with lucifer for a day? When Solomon asks what lucifer ever did to make them hate him so much he says he doesnât know. And look while âlocking me up in the fucking attic for a whole yearâ, ânot acknowledging that youâre actually my father and taking some fucking responsibilityâ and âblaming every minor inconvenience in your life on my very existenceâ are all very valid reasons none of them actually hate him right, cause I mean using every chance you get to fuck with your siblings is just part of being a sibling?  Which is what Beel and MC both tell Lucifer. Lucifer doesnât believe them and actually seems sad about it. Solomon said âwhile I do find the complicated interpersonal dynamics of your family fascinatingâ my ass is freezing out here. âŚDo you think theyâre like solomonâs favourite show??? I mean Solomonâs old as shit and probably doesnât remember what itâs like to have a family, and before MC, Simeon and the student exchange he didnât really have anybody so do you think he just watches the brothers + MC like âdamn, this shit is wildâ????????????????? The instant they enter the house, someone casts a spell and theyâre pulled into a portal. The fuck did you say about everyone loving Lucifer, says Solomon while making direct eye contact with Beel. They fall through endless darkness and MC tells them to chill cause it only feels like theyâre falling. They end up in a weird ballroom/royal courtroom kinda place, which Solomon marvels. Beel & MC recognize the place as a location from one of leviâs games and meet Levi in his TSL clothes who welcomes MC as the âheroâ.
Beel, Luci & Sol kinda just wordlessly stare at levi with tired expressions and MC being the bro they are plays along with levi by asking if he is who they think he is. He introduces himself as The Lord of Shadows, the ruler of all 7 lands. Lucifer: WTF. Beel says they donât have time for games and Levi gets upset that theyâre making him look pathetic. Levi gives MC their mission â to save the world by defeating the demon lord satan. Lucifer tells Solomon to get the fuck out of there. Solomon says he canât considering he has no idea where the fuck they are in the first place. Beel politely asks âhis majestyâ the way to pantry and Levi yells at them to take it seriously. Beel says well ok and explains the whole test thing to levi as a way to explain why they canât play. Levi says satan already knows this. After that thereâs a flash and black smoke starts curling up around the room and satan turns up in his demon form. And LOOK I hate satanâs demon form outfit but it actually looks really good in this context??? The feather boa and ribbon bow thing really works with the curling black smoke, evil demon lord look. It probably helps that you canât see his bottom half. Anyway Satan turns out to just be a magical projection and he says, well youâll have to come to me cause I kidnapped your boyfriend, while Diavolo calls out to Lucifer and MC from off screen. Diavolo had run away from the devildom to surprise the brothers. While Lucifer scolds Diavolo and while Diavolo apologizes, Satan tells they must all come to him along with the âobnoxious talking dollâ. Lucifer: the fuck did you just say. Ok this part is really cute; Satan: âIâll be seeing you MC.â Diavolo, still off screen: Canât wait to see you MC! Luicfer has a migraine. When Beel tries to say they should head off, Levi tells them they forgot something in RPGs. MC, still dutifully in character, asks the lord of shadows to give them aid. Levi gives them 100 grimm and just anekfnsndfjn the fuck can they do with just 100 grimm. Which is what both Beel and Luci say. Solomon says, well maybe theyâre just fucking poor around here so everything here is cheap. Levi gives them a talisman to protect themselves with, Lucifer says cool, but once this is over Iâm gonna beat your ass :) Levi says he just bought a new game that lets you create your own story and he just wanted to play it with them :(
So they end up in a cute lilâ game village & beel wants to go to a tavern but lucifer says they need to buy equipment first. If MC asks a NPC they just repeat the same line about how great life is under leviâs rule over and over again, if they search in the grass they find some medicinal herbs but beel immediately eats them, if they break a barrel Solomon starts breaking open barrels too and they get yelled at by lucifer. They end up in No. 2âs armoury. Luciferâs fed up with life. Solomon says the gear looks like shit and Beel says it makes sense since this is only the first town. When Beel tries to ask 2 for food he repeats his introductory dialogue over and over again. With the money they have theyâre able to buy gear for Solomon and MC and the only thing that fits Lucifer is the fairy outfit,,,, Iâm NOT fucking wearing that says lucifer off screen and God I love this lesson. Solomon and MC are both little shits and can you just imagine them trying to convince lucifer to wear it just to test it out? Fucking amazing. MC tries to haggle/talk with 2 so they could get armour for beel but he says buddy Iâm running a business here BUT thereâs a monster in the casino that cheats ppl of their moneâ Lucifer & Beel simultaneously: Oh, Mammon. So basically, if they can get 2âs money back heâll offer them a huge discount on the lord of flies armour. Â They decide to find an inn for the night before they face Mammon.
Lucifer finds it hard to eat food. Solomon: Cause youâre tiny ^.^  Beel: Wonder whose fault that is :I  MC can either offer to cut it for him (He thanks MC and tells them to feed him too. Entitled Fuck. Solomon & Beel also want to be fed but Lucifer tells them to fuck off) or tell him to just open wide and take a bite (Lucifer says if he gets too close to the food Beel would probably accidentally eat him). Beel says the food is a lot like devildom food and MC asks him if he likes devildom food or human food, Beel says all food is good. Since they donât have much money MC & beel and Solomon & Lucifer end up sharing beds with Lucifer telling Solomon to use a spell to keep himself still during the night to avoid accidentally killing lucifer in his sleep. There isnât a spell for that. At night, Beel asks lucifer if he thinks Satan still hates him and gets ââŚâ in response. Assuming Lucifer is asleep he asks MC what they think. MC says they think Satan just canât admit that he likes Lucifer. Beel says if thatâs what they think then itâs okay cause he just wants Satan to love lucifer like the rest of them do. MC asks Beel if heâs worried about lucifer (Beel says Lucifer wouldnât want him to worry but⌠and that he wants to be there when lucifer needs help) or says that Beel really loves Lucifer (Beel happily agrees that he does). Beel then tells MC about how he and Lucifer first met: So back when Beel was an angel, according to him the only thing good about him was that he was strong so he decided to become a soldier except he couldnât control his strength and always ended up breaking things which led to Raphael always saying something sarcastic to him. The whole thing was depressing for him until one day lucifer came over, sat beside him and talked with him. Lucifer was always really busy and spent most of his days deep inside the palace (places where Beel has never even been to before). He told beel that a soldier was not about attacking but instead about protecting, that protecting was what was most important. Heâd told beel that he was special cause he had the power to protect everyone and keep them safe (this shit is the sweetest and it has me sobbing but also that must have hit like a bullet when Lilith diedâŚ). Lucifer had told Beel if he learnt to control his powers then Lucifer would recommend him as a Cherubim, gatekeeper. Lucifer had given Beel confidence and his post as a gatekeeper. Which is why Beel wants to protect him, cause he loves and respects Lucifer. He says all his brothers love Lucifer cause if they didnât they never would have considered leaving the celestial realm. He says that even though Satanâs situation is different he isnât the same as he was before MC came around and that Beel likes the new satan better. And that he actually likes all his brothers more since MC came around, which is why he likes MC so much too. MC gets to either kiss, hug or thank him. Beel says his powers are there so that he can protect both Lucifer and MC. And FUCK I love this backstory so much????? And I desperately need all the other backstories?
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A hood love story: G.D
Warnings: violence, sexual innuendos, a lot of cursing.
Pairing: Grayson Dolan X female reader.
Summary: bottom line is... remember where tf you came from.
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Friday night lights.....most basic ass idea for a football game.
Just a whole shit-ton of rich ass white kids, acting like they hard when in actuality they have no awareness of anything outside of thier little gated community.
They weren't aware of the situation Grayson was in.
They either villainize him and where he's from, Or they romanticize where he's from. Either way they never talk to him.
They talk to ethan though, because unlike his brother he decided to just forget who he was and where he came from...that including his brother.
But you didn't think like them, you didn't treat people differently because of where they come from, or where they live. So you became friends with gray, best friends, and y'all were together all the time.
"hey gray you tryna go to the game today? You asked leaning on the locker next to his.
"there's a game?"
"yea against the cougars, you wanna go?"
"....mmm" gray never really went to any school event because well...he was kind of a loner, you didn't blame him tho.
"pleeeeeaaaseee, gray can we?" You asked with pleading eyes, and a quivering pouty lip.
"...fine"
"YESSIRRR, let's goo" you shouted, and skipped to class.
You went through the next couple of classes pretty quickly, went home, did some homework and waited for Grayson to come over.
"when you coming over hoe"
"I'm already outside, come on"
You run outside lock the door, hop in the car and head back to the school. The game had already started, but no one had scored yet. You and gray sit on the bleachers, and eat some popcorn.
"who you think finna win?" Gray said shoving food in his mouth. "I don't know, but prolly not our school, they haven't won a game in like...ever."
"true true" gray nodding in agreement untill his phone starts ringing. "Ayo hold up I gotta take this."
"hmm oh okay, I'll stay here" reassuring him. He walks to the back of the bleachers, "yo, wassup?"
*Anonymous* "Ayo when I see you, you getting lit tf up".
"Whoa, what? Who is this?" Gray asked confused as too who was tryna kill him.
"you know who this is lil bruh, it's daymen, oscars brother. You stole some shit from him the other day, and gave it to ya lil rich ass friends."
"what? Rich ass friends? Ion got no rich ass friends."
"okay okay, so you gon lie to me now huh?, Alright look, bring my lil brother his money or you getting lit tf up, and I take ya lil bitch for myself. You know the fine one, wit the braids."
"Don't you fuckin touch her."
Meanwhile you on the bleachers
"bitch what the fuck are you talking about?" Looking at claire and her lil posse.
"you know what I'm talking about, how long you been fucking my boyfriend."
"claire....who's your boyfriend?" You ask genuinely curious, because you do not keep tabs on miss bam-ba-lam-my-cars-a-hundred-grand.
"Grayson is duh." Because apperently that was common knowledge.
"g-grayson, Grayson Dolan the brother of Ethan Dolan, correct, just to make sure, Grayson with a "a" and a "o" not a I or a E. That Grayson?" Ya know...just to be clear.
"yes that Grayson, god are you dense?!"
"Oh no ma'am very much I am not, because the only grayson i know, don't fuck with bitches like you. Oh hell no, cuz yall don't fuck with people like him. And out of the mother fucking blue, he's your man, sweet-pea, i-is that what you telling me?" Because miss ma'am got you fucked alllll the way up.
"oh really how are you gonna tell me who I'm dating, I had sex with and who stole weed for me?" You pause....
"bruh what? Ugh now I know you tripping because Grayson don't fucking smo-"
"Aye, come on! Games boring anyway." Grayson yells from the bottom of the bleachers.
"alrighty well, miss. Thing I don't know what to tell you. Gods speed finding your Grayson because mine don't smoke." You picked up your things and walked with gray back to the car.
"hey what was the call about?" You asked
"huh? Oh it's was just my mom asking how long we were gonna stay at the game, I told her for the next hour so we could go do something else." He said.
You notice he kept looking around a lot, like he's was paranoid, waiting for something to happen.
"gray you good? You keep looking around, what's wrong?" You out ur hand on his shoulder concerned.
"huh?! Ohh nothing nothing let's go, come on"
He drags you to the car, and open the door for you, and he gets in the driver's side and drives off.
"ok I guess, um whatcha wanna do, wanna go to the park, or that on abandoned house that has a perfect view of the sunset, or ice cream, or ice cream and sunset. You looked at him, lip pouting head turn to the side, waiting for answer.
"uhh...ice cream only I wanna get you home okay?" He sighs, hands gripping the wheel tight as hell.
"umm what no I don't wan-"
"No! I have to get you home. I just, I just do, okay? Please I'm sorry for yelling come here." As you two pull in to the ice cream parlor's parking lot.
You lean in and he kisses you on your forehead, " I just need to be safe okay, it's late I don't want you out at night okay?"
"what? What do you mean I'm with you?"
He walks to your side of the car to open the door, "I know but....you cant be around me now at night at least it's not safe." After you get out he walks to the counter and tells you the get a table, you stand puzzled for a bit but you go anyway.
when he gets back with two oreo milkshakes, you ask him, "gray wait why isn't it safe? Why can't I be around you? What going on?." You ask frantic, worried your friend is in some sort of trouble.
"just because you can't don't- who is that?"
He asks leaned down a little.
"who is who? You turn around, and see a car speeding towards you both." Gray grabs your arm and pulls you down.
"GET DOWN! GO RUN BACK TO THE CAR!"
You do, you get to the car get inside and lean down, then you hear gun shots fire.
*bow bow bow bow*
The car skids off and everything is quiet, you look up and you see Grayson laid out on the ground. "oh my god...".
You get out hesitantly walking towards his body, "g-gray...baby, please oh God please no, god don't tell me he's gone" tears streaming down your face, you can't bare to walk any closer, and you drop to your knees and sob.
"no..please not my best friend." As the smoke clears you say this, the sun is setting in the background, it's a somber feeling somehow you feel safe and sad at the same time, while in that same moment your best friend, very much could be breathing his last breaths.
Then, like the miracle baby he is, Grayson wakes up, with a hell of pain in his shoulder. "Wha-? Ohh fuck my shoulder, holy shit, wait where's? Hey, hey, pretty girl why you crying?" He asks litterally sitting up looking at you holding his shoulder.
You stop crying, eyes shoot open. "Wha- GRAY!!" you run over and hug him, crying.
"i-i thought you were dead, *sniff* you were-*sniff* laying there not moving." Say sobbing into his shoulder.
He holds you with his good arm, "shh shh, it's ok, I'm not dead baby, I'm right here, I'm bleeding out of my shoulder and I should probably go to the hospital, but im not dead." His head sitting on top of yours
"oh shit, yea okay let's go." You help him to the car and start driving, you drop him off at the hospital and tell him you're gonna go take care of something.
You get back in your car and drive to a harbor, you then park and start disassembling his gun.
"god...I don't even know why he has this thing, granted he did get shot at but for fucks sake." You mumbled to yourself.
You speed back to the hospital,the doctors tell you he already out of surgery and he's doing fine, and they tell you his room number.
You walk back to his room. "Hey...Grayson baby, you okay?" You whisper not wanting to scare him.
"hmm? Oh yea hey come in." He's sitting up in bed both of his arms in slings. "Can you do me a favors and grab my juice box?"
You look on his tray and there's a little apple juice, juice box on it. "Oh yea sure sweetie." You poke the straw through the hole and hold it up to his mouth.
"Thank you."
"your welcome lovie." The doctor came in. "Ah, I see your already on it, that's good, very sweet of you." You look at him confused.
"um care to explain sir, or am I slow."
He chuckles, "my apologies, um since your friend, I'm assuming has two bad shoulder that have made him unable to move his arms at all he will need around the clock assistance."
You set down the juice box that he basically breathed in. "What do you mean both shoulders I thought he only got shot in one?"
"oh he did but his other shoulder is slightly sprained it's should heal up in a around 2 and a half weeks, while the other shoulder should take at most 4, but normally three. So due to his situation, his arm mobility is hindered untill a later date." He says with his arms crossed over his clip board.
You sit next to gray and look at him, "well I'm down, it's not like we don't spend every single second with each anyway." Gray laughs, "yea I guess thats true."
The doctors clear him and you help him get dressed but since it was late you threw a hoodie on him since there was no use for the sleeves.
You both get in the car and drive to your house, "come on gray we gotta get you to sleep." You tap and rub his tummy to wake him.
You get him up and walk up stairs to your bathroom. "Ok lemme brush your teeth." You sit on the sink and brush for him.
"okay that's done. Um alright it's 2 am ur tired I'm tired we can do the rest tomorrow okay?" You ask Grayson who's barley keeping his eyes open. "Okayyy." He says yawning.
"all right let's go to bed." You walk him over to the side of the bed and help him sit down.
" all right be careful and don't drop all the way down be careful not to lose your- oh fuck!"
You both lost your balance and fell on the bed, your on top of him millimeters away from his face. You never really looked at Grayson that way, never really looked at his eyes, dark as the ocean pulling you deeper and deeper to the point where you don't care if you drown.
Or his lips, they look so soft and smooth, if you were to kiss them it would feel like silk pillows. His lips..."oh fuck his lips."
Grayson catches your eyes staring at his lips and he sits up. "My lips baby, hmm that what you want?" You both sitting up on the bed. "Where? Your neck, cheek?" He drags his nose up the side of your neck to your ear.
"or that pretty little pussy?"
You gasp and get up off of him. "Um okay time to go to bed for real this time. Uh you good? you okay? Need any thing?"
"uh nah, nah I'm good. I guess...I'm laying flat then?" You turn to look at him.
"um yea I think that would be best."
You both start to relax and go to sleep.
"hey gray? I gotta ask you something, you know what's up with clair because she came up to me claiming I'm fucking her boyfriend, who's apperently you and also you stole some weed for her and that just dosent make sense to me."
He jerks his head to look at you "wait what!? When?"
"when you left to answer the phone she said your her boyfriend and she would know the person's she's been fucking and the guy who stole weed for her."
"so that's why- ughh fucking ethan."
"what? What about him? And what was that phone call about?"
He sighed "okay so I got a phone call from this guy named daemin, and I guess he thinks I stole weed from his little brother oscar, and I guess he's been watching me or something he said if I don't get his money he'll light my ass up and he'd go for my lil bitch himself, the one with the braids."
"oh shit so it was Ethan who stole the weed and prolly gave that guy your number, and prolly claimed he was you...now what the fuck wrong with claire?"
"Claire don't know that theres two of us and she don't talk to people he's friends with so he probably lied to her to."
Laying there in shock you think to yourself. "What kinda fucked up shit you got going on to lie about your whole identity and pretend to be your twin brother that you treat like shit?"
"ion know ask him."
You said it outloud.... again. "Oh shit my bad. But I will actually."
"what? No don't-"
"no gray this shit is crazy. YOU GOT SHOT! I'm not gonna let him get away with that shit gray! Now go to bed."
He sighs and closes his eyes.
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Next morning comes around. You wake up early to make grays' breakfast. A protein shake with some greek yogurt mixed with fruit.
You go back upstairs and he's awake.
"hey boo sorry to keep you waiting. I was making your breakfast. Need help?"
"yeth please."
"okay silly, sit up, legs out, and stand up on three okay? One, two, three...theeeere we go."
You walk over to the bathroom. Brush his teeth, wash his face and...help him pee.
"okay so how do you wanna do this gray?"
"umm you could hold it? If you wanna."
"seriously grayson. But that's like-"
"look your gonna have to bathe me at one point within these three weeks so like might as well get used to it."
"mm true, gosh okay."
You pull his pants down quickly trying to get this over with as soon as possible.
"okay so do I just like h-hold it or something? Or like do I just let it hang there?"
"no no you got to hold it bro otherwise I'll piss on myself then you have to change my pants and my underwear and wipe my legs down."
"ewww... Okay okay I guess this is better. Um sorry if my hands are cold."
"your all good."
"speaking of shower, let's just get that out the way because you haven't showered in a brick."
He sighs "alright"
You help him get his clothes off and turn on the shower.
"alright hop in big dic- oop- I mean big head." You giggle to yourself.
"ouu ok baby, oh and just for pure curiosity, which head?"
You slowly turn to him. "The one that made you think of that dumbass question, goofy get in, naughty ass."
"okay! Okay! Shit you the naughty one." Said with a smirk followed by a failed and painful attempt to slap your ass.
"ow! Ow! Fuck my shoulder!"
"and that's what ya get, hop in." You say giving him a pinch on the ass.
"what a nice butt, good for you!"
"thank you queen." He smiles
"your welcome king." And proceed to bathe him
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A couple hours later you left Grayson at home with him and a tv and left out all the snacks on the counter at a reachable level, whole you went out and....handle some business.
On the phone: "hey, meet me at the bleachers okay I need to talk to you about something."
"uh yea sure I'll be there."
A couple hours later, your sitting on the bleachers with the cold New Jersey air, causing your nose to become ice cold.
"hey." You jumped.
"oh shit! Oh hey sorry you scared me."
"ha, yea um sorry about that, so what did you wanna talk about?"
Now to most that seems like a very obvious question, it'd go something like 'hey why the fuck did you lie about your identity and completely drop your twin fucking brother'. Right? No.
The problem is you and Ethan have history, which also adds to the reason why your a lot closer to gray than Ethan and was like the breaking point of Ethan and Grayson relationship.
Basically in freshman year of highschool you and Ethan....dated?? Well no you did date but...it was shorted lived because he decided to cheat...on you. Crazy right? I know. And you'll never guess who he cheated on you with.....Claire!!! Isn't that amazing, what a coincidence.
So the day you found out was kinda intense.....
"What is wrong with you!"
"Why would you do that to her!"
"As long as we've know her!"
"Huh Ethan! What's the matter with you! Who raised you! It wasn't ma! I most definitely wasn't dad!"
Grayson being the lovely, kind, understanding soul that he is decided to give Ethan a piece of his mind after consoling you in the living room.
"Jesus Grayson! It wasn't even that bad!"
With his hands on his hips, mouth ajar and eyes bugging out of his head.
"you've gotta be shitting me. You made out with the bitch ON SNAPCHAT! THEY GOT YOU IN 4K BRO! What do you mean it isn't that bad!"
"look why does it bother you so much? Like it's not your relationship. It's mine."
"Because your my brother and I love you and I love her to, I want her to be loved and appreciated the way she deserves, and I expected better from you, I never thought, my brother, a fucking scumbag of a man. Had the audacity to cheat on his girl. I guess I stand fucking corrected."
They sit in silence for a while. Your in the living room nervous because you've seen them fight of course but, never this heated.
"well if you love so damn much you be with her, I don't fucking want her if there's gonna be this much drama."
Time for you to get angry.
"First of all motherfucker you cheated! Don't you fucking switch this around on me."
Grayson stands in front of you, tear filling your eyes by the gallons.
"I fuckin loved you....so much, so hard...I did. And this what you fucking do...this the last time I love someone as much as I loved you."
And with that you stormed out. Grayson followed disgusted with his brother.
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"....so what did you wanna talk about."
You snap back into reality.
"umm well one your fucking brother was shot!"
He jumps back. "What?! Was he really? When by who?"
"a few days ago. most likely by a guy named oscar...who shot him because apparently, Grayson 'sober4L' Dolanâ˘, stole weed from him. Now the only people in this damn highschool that smoke are those rich ass kids you hang out with, and gray got a phone call about this whole situation and claimed that if he didn't get his money or the weed back, he was gonna shoot up him and take his lil girlfriend, 'the one with the braids'."
He rocks back and forth anxiously, knowing he was caught.
"and of course the only girl he's around with braids is me."
"okay look i-"
"Aht aht wait, I'm not done."
"because at the same time grayson was on the phone I had and interaction with the lovely ms.claire. She claimed I was 'fucking her boyfriend' and I asked who and she said 'grayson the one who stole weed for me'."
He puts his head in his hands.
"so now I'm looking at her like she dumb because we both know Grayson dosent smoke, so a couple hours later I ask grayson about the situation and then he tells me about the phone call, so we put two and two together."
"so gray got a call from someone claiming he stole thier weed, claire your lovely girlfriend enlightened me on the fact that I was sleeping with her boyfriend, who stole weed for her. Knowing Grayson is neither dating her or smokes. So who on earth, could have Grayson's number, steal Grayson name and identity and create a whole new fucking life. Oh hmm let's start with the fuck-amato who made the fuck sure no one knew he was a twin and also dates the girl that my ex boyfriend cheated on me with...who just so happens to be the fucking twin. what do you have to say for yourself?"
There is a pause between you and him.
"umm....I'm sorry."
"y-your sorry....SORRY YA BROTHER GOT SHOT AND ITS ALL YOUR- you know what here what we're gonna do."
You pull out your phone and you had saved daemin's number.
"you are gonna call oscar and tell him the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and tell him you'll get his lil cousin his money back okay?" Because if not I will..."
"okay, okay, call him."
You call and the phone starts ringing. He picks up.
"hello?"
"hey daemin I have the actual guy you wanted to shoot at and damn near kill"
"word? Who is it then?"
"his twin brother."
"ohhhh shit. Aw damn aye is gray good man I feel like shit he didn't deserve this."
"he's fine but his brother ethan, on the other hand is the guy you should've got, but look since I don't want both of them shot the fuck up he is gonna over there and hand you the money okay?"
"shit alright"
You end the phone call and he sends you the address.
"alright let's go."
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You and Ethan pull up to daemin's house.
"look when we get in here don't say shit give him the fckn money and don't say shit."
"alright alright"
You walk towards the door and knock on it. It's opens and there stands a guy around Ethan's height.
"um hi are you daemin?"
"yea that me, you got my money?"
"oh yea we do, Ethan give it to him"
He pulls 85 dollars out of his pocket
"here you go man, um sorry for-"
The door slammed in our faces.
"umm I guess that it-"
"how's Graysons shoulder?"
"oh it's good it's getting better I gotta get back to him though, he can't do everything by himself."
"alright cool I just wanted to make sure, does he need anything like I got bandages and a first aid."
"oh no no its fine my mom's a nurse I got all the stuff I need thank you though."
"alright bye drive safe"
"okay thank you!"
You and Ethan get back to the car.
Ethan turns to you. "Um he's nicer than expected."
"yea...um okay, I'm gonna take you back home. "
"yup okay sounds cool. "
The drive to Ethan's was awkward and quiet. He still stayed at him and Graysons childhood home. You haven't been there in years.
"well here we are. God it still looks the same."
"yea hasn't changed since the last time you've been here."
You turn to look at him.
"alrighty well- mphm"
Ethan kisses you holding the side of your face.
"I miss you. I do. I'm so fucking sorry for hurting you. You didn't deserve that, I took you for granted. Please give me another chance."
Your in shock to say the least. Staring at him in disbelief.
"...no Ethan."
"what? What do you mean?!"
"I mean no, I'm not going to go back to you I don't feel that way about you. And honestly once a cheater always a cheater, I just can't give myself back to the same person that changed me emotionally, to where it's hard for me to love people as much as I used to. Like what you do if I cheated on you, would you come back to me? And be honest with yourself."
He moves his hand.
"...no"
"exactly...so don't expect me to be the same. Goodbye Ethan."
He gets out and goes inside and you drive back to your place.
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You come back home Grayson in the living room, on the couch.
You sit next to him and talk to him about what happened, he was worried and frustrated at first with the fact that you went but understood it was your life at risk to. A couple of weeks pass, Graysons wound is fixed and you guys are let out for winter break.
Spending time with Grayson made you realize, what you deserved in a relationship, the love, appreciation, affection, loyalty. All of it, you deserved it.
And you got it, you and Graysons infatuation with one another, grew bigger and bigger over winter break. The Christmas vibes, sleeping in onesies and making cookies. Making love next to the fire place, trails of kisses going down both his and your body.
Afterwords..."hey Grayson? Can I ask you something."
"of course beautiful what is it?"
"how would you feel if we went back to school, ya know together?"
"when were we going separately?"
"nooo silly like together, a thing, an "item". We go back in a relationship. If that's something you want?"
"Are fucking joking! Of course I would baby. God, I've been waiting." And with that you finally found the love of your life, whom which in the future you had your two twin daughters with. Inez and Felicity.
You've never been so content.
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the disappearance of [REDACTED] ch.3
miya atsumu/reader
Summary: "MISSING: MIYA Y/N" It reads. Underneath is a picture of yourself. Age, height, weight. Everything important is listed. How embarrassing.
Genre: angst/mystery
Warnings: missing persons, time skip spoilers
Notes: crossposted on ao3Â https://archiveofourown.org/works/28726002/chapters/70566306#main
[y/n] 10:27pm: iâm heeeereeeee
[y/n] 10:29pm: i said iâm here you asshole
[y/n] 10:29pm: hurry tf up
[y/n] 10:29pm: did you fall asleep
[y/n] 10:29pm: iâm leaving if you donât respond in the next 30 seconds
With a painful squeak, the window slides open. âWouldja shaddup?â He hisses. âYer gonna wake up âSamu if ya keep buzzinâ my phone so much.â
âToo fuckinâ late, asshole.â Osamu groans. You can hear him rolling over in bed and Atsumu disappears from view, courtesy of a pillow flying towards his face at light speed.
You take over the spot heâd been occupying to pop your head in and lean over the windowsill. âHey, how are you?â
âTired.â
âThen go back to sleep, stupid âSamu.â The killer arm flies out again and this time the pillow lands. Atsumuâs head gives a sick crack against the drywall.
You let out a low whistle. âNice one.â
He finally sits up and comes into view. â[l/n], right?â Heâs obviously tired, and you feel kind of bad for waking him up.
Your face quirks a performative smile, remembering that you do still have to respond. âThe one and only.â You straighten your arms and hoist yourself up, over, and in through the window, taking a seat and holding out your hand to shake. âHey, you donât mind if I call you by your first name, do you? Itâd be kinda weird to call you Miya when I already call Atsumu, Atsumu. You can callââ
Without warning, you shoot to the other side of the room and stick yourself to the wall.
The door swings open.
From where you stand, Osamuâs eyes connect with the person at the door, darting towards Atsumu for a split second. He realizes there could be big trouble really quick. His mom might be pretty chill, but having a random girl sneaking into their room? Does he realize that? He was suffering from brain damage at the moment.
A silent conversation takes place between the brothers and their mom, who stands silently at the door. It kind of freaks you out, how you can see her shadow splaying out from the light in the hallway and not hear a sound.
âGo to sleep.â She commands, slamming the door shut.
A breath of relief leaves all three of them.
It swings back open. âSorry fer slamming the door. Gânight, love ya.â
âLove ya, too.â
âLove ya, mom.â They chorus, slightly out of time with the other. When they speak in tandem like that, you canât tell whoâs voice is whoâs.
âAnd close the damn window; itâll mess with the AC.â
The door clicks closed, the lights in the hall are flicked off, and footsteps walk away.
You hop over to give Atsumu a hand up. Heâs still sulking against the wall. âLike I was saying, you can call me [y/n].â You pat him on the shoulder, which is slightly awkward because the boy is so much taller than you. You wonder what their mom feeds them. Then you remember why youâre here in the first place. Seems like the trauma of almost getting caught redhanded was getting to you.
â[y/n] can we hurry up and go?â Atsumu whispers in your ear. Youâre not paying attention, youâre too busy rustling through their closet and dresser.
âIâm kinda busy, right now. And weâve got plenty of time. What difference is a few minutes gonna make?â You slide one drawer open after the other. âEww. Teenage boy sock drawer.â Atsumu kicks it shut and you almost lose a finger in the process. You canât see it, but intuition tells you heâs red in the face.
âDo I even wanna know what you two are up ta?â Osamu drawls.
âWeâre breaking into an abandoned sweet potato farm.â You throw a different shirt at Atsumu. âChange into that.â
âWhy?â
âBecause I said so, thatâs why.â
âI meant why are you breaking into an abandoned sweet potato farm?â Osamu corrected. You faltered. Why did their voices sound so similar?
âThe third years are planning a party to kick off summer break, but they need a location. We just need to check if itâs safe, and weâre in.â Your head shot back at Osamu and you ignored Atsumu stripping in the corner of your eye. The room was dark enough. âWanna come?â
âUhh, Iâll pass.â He flops back down on his mattress with an audible whump and throws the duvet over his head.
You shrugged. âSuit yourself.â You turned to Atsumu, now dressed in a shirt that wasnât cringy as hell. âReady?â
He was already lifting himself out the window and extending a hand to you. âBye, Osamu!â You whisper-yelled. âSleep well. I promise Atsumu will try to not wake you up when he gets back.â
Outside, it was much brighter. From the light of the moon and stars, you could fully appreciate the scowl Atsumu directed at you. âWhat?â
He shuts the window first, obviously struggling not to slam it. âDidja have to spend twenty minutes flirtinâ with my brother?â
Heâs already hiking his way up the hill that they called their front yard, probably looking for his bike. âOh, was I? I didnât even realize.â It takes you a second but you find it fallen in the bushes of his neighborâs lawn. âCan you blame me? Heâs pretty cute.â
Atsumu sputters, yanking the handlebars from you. âWill ya stop teasinâ already?â
Heâs so easy to rile up. âIâll have you know Iâm never anything but truthful.â He swings his leg over the bike and checks the road.
âHurry up and get on. Letâs go.â
âYeah, one sec.â Without warning, you stick your thumb and middle fingers in your mouth and whistle nice and quiet. Wouldnât wanna wake the neighbors.
The hair on the back of his neck shoots up and he waits a good thirty seconds for the lights to switch on in one of his neighborâs houses. âWHAT THE HELL?â He whispers. When he looks back, youâre just tapping your foot and debating whistlinâ like a banshee again.
âJust callinâ our friend.â
âWhaââ
Finally, a giant dog bounds up from the woods, surprisingly silent for his size. âGood boy, coming here.â You rub his face affectionately and finally sit yourself down on the back of the bike. âTaro, meet Atsumu. Atsumu, meet Taro. Taro-taicho, really, but heâs not militaristic about his title.â
âWhydja introduce the dog first?â He grumbles, toeing the kickstand up.
The bike jerks forward and you wrap an arm around Atsumuâs waist to balance yourself. Itâd be inconvenient and uncool to fall off. A piece of dried jerky is also tossed to Taro with your free hand and you call for him to follow.
The air feels nice, breezing through your hair and tickling your skin. July heat has been unbearable, youâve hated it ever since you were a child. But it felt nice with the sun being long gone. Even the crickets and cicadas relentless buzzing was oddly tolerable. Maybe you should make late night summer outings a habit.
After twenty minutes of coasting up and down hills and towards their destination, Atsumu breaks your comfortable silence. âYanno, this is kinda romantic.â
âHuh?â
âYou. Me. Alone. Under the stars.â Objectively, heâs not wrong. Last time you heard, sneaking out with a boy in the middle of the night did fall under the spectrum of dumb high school romantic activities to engage in. You might have even entertained the thought of playing along if Atsumu hadnât carelessly pointed it out.
âDonât forget about Taro.â You reminded. âOr that I wanted your dreamy brother to come alongââ You fail to deliver the line flat and a laugh bubbles up.
âWill ya stop with that?â He lurches forward and peddles twice as hard, putting his frustration into kinetic output.
You cackle and lean against him. âCâmon, I canât help it, Atsumu.â
âHelp what?â He sounds exasperated, like he regrets even agreeing to this whole adventure in the first place.
âMaking fun of you whenever you try to flirt with me.â
He scoffs. âMânot flirtinâ with ya! Thatâs just how I am!â
âMâkay.â You hum. You donât buy it for a second. âWell, thatâs just how I am too.â
âFine.â He huffs.
âFine.â You mirror his tone and he isnât sure if youâre teasing him again or not. âTurn here.â
âYeah, yeah. I got it.â He swerves to the left and you let out a short whistle to alert Taro. Just because youâre feeling extra nice tonight, you toss the dog another piece of jerky, which he leaps in the air to catch.
âHey, want some jerky?â Youâre already pulling apart a nice, soft piece for him. Youâll feed the tough bits to Taro.
âYou mean the stuff youâve been feedinâ the dog?â
âItâs for humans, too.â It definitely wasnât.
He thinks it over for a second. âOnly if you feed it to me.â
Oh, the stuff that just pours out of his mouth. Does he think before he speaks? Youâll miss hearing it someday. Just to play along, you let your breath catch. Itâs just loud enough for him to hear.
âCâmon, my hands are busy, just give it here.â He argues, turning his head slightly so you can see his mouth but he can still see the road.
ââKay.â You pop the meat in his mouth. âHuh.â You stare at your fingers.
He groans. âWhat now?â
âIâm just surprised you didnât try to suck on my fingers or anything!â You explain.
At that, you can feel him stiffen up immensely. âIâIf anything, yâyouâd be suuuuuhâŚâ He trails off.
But you know exactly what he wants to say. âIâd beâŚ?â You almost miss the sign. âOh, hey weâre here!â You bounce off the bike before Atsumu has a chance to stop, and run up to the gate. âWow, lucky itâs only rusted shut.â You give it a few good kicks before the metal snaps open. âIt wouldâve been so annoying to lug my bolt cutters all the way back here. Hey, youâve got your tetanus shot, right?â You shoot over your shoulder.
Taro beams ahead once he can wiggle through and youâre right behind, waving the flashlight on your phone around and picking your way through overgrown weeds. Youâre glad you wore tights under your denim cutoffs or else your legs would be itching like crazy right now.
âAtsumu? You coming?â
He shakes his head and runs his hand through his hair. He must be tired. It is almost midnight after all. After a moment, he follows after you. Even from several feet away, you can see his eyes drooping and the sluggishness in his step. Right, he did just bike forty minutes with you balancing behind him and not helping in the slightest. Not to mention your personality can be⌠grating. Or so youâve been told. When he gets close enough, you offer your hand and he takes it without any fanfare. This old place is creepy as hell and heâs not gonna say anything to make you take it back.
To Taro, you direct three short whistles, signaling him to lead the way, but stay close. He picks his way through the field carefully and you follow dutifully behind. The fields are full of holes and pits, youâre again glad that you wore clunky hiking boots with ankle support over some flimsy sneakers. The LED light on your phone can only help so much.
âShould you be wavinâ that thing around?â Atsumu asks, voice low with trepidation.
âWhat thing?â You ask.
âYer flashlight.â He clarifies, halfway between a hiss and a sigh.
Your brow involuntarily furrows. Where had he gotten that idea? âWhy? Kind of need it to see, yaâ know?â
âBut what if someone sees?â
You stop in your tracks, drop his hand, and turn around. âThereâs no one around for miles, Atsumu. Nobodyâs gonna see.â
âThen why are we even here?â
âTo check if itâs safe, I told you that.â
âFrom what? Some old farmerâs ghost?â
âWhen did Iâ Actually, you know what? Thatâs a good point. I didnât think about the place being haunted.â Considering what you knew about the history of the property. You continued to mutter under your breath and swiped your phone on. Did you have a signal here? Could you download a ghost detector app? âMaybe Iâll just have to borrow one from the paranormal club at school. They owe me a favor, after all.â
âCan you PLEASE stop rambling and tell me what weâre doing all the way out here in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night?â His palms land on your shoulders. From the way his fingers dig into your skin, youâre glad he religiously clips his fingernails.
âââ
He shakes you, roughly. âEXACTLY?â
You dropped your arm from where it was held in the air, trying to get a better signal for your phone. âWeâre checking for bombs.â
The annoyance in his expression drops and leaves you looking at⌠You didnât really know what that emotion was. âWhat?â
âI told you it was abandoned in the 40âs.â Maybe you hadnât been clear enough when discussing it with Atsumu the day before. In your defense, it seemed pretty obvious. Why did he think there were people here? You had said it was abandoned.
âYouâre tellinâ me...â He sputters.
You cock your head to the side. âI mean, why did you think I brought Taro?â
His eyes dart behind you to where the dog is patiently waiting.
âWeâre leavinâ.â Before you know it, Atsumu has a vice grip on your wrist and is dragging you back the way you came. But you canât leave yet, you havenât cleared the property. At the very least, you wanted to make it to the old farmhouse and see if the floorboards were safe for dancing!
A sharp twist and tug of your wrist frees you for a split second, but his reflexes are quick, even when heâs not looking and itâs dark out. âLet go!â You whine. He doesnât. Any attempts, physical or emotional, are useless. Youâre caught off guard by just how much stronger he is than you and youâre not sure what makes it more infuriating: that youâre weak, or that youâre stupid for not knowing.
Taro barks and your eyes widen. On instinct you grab the arm Atsumuâs dragging you with and throw your entire weight back. By the grace of the gods, itâs just enough to send him stumbling back and you both topple over in the thistle.
âOwwwww.â You moan, already second guessing yourself. There are thorns digging into every inch of your skin and Atsumuâs bony elbow has planted itself in between your vital organs.
Slowly, he lifts himself up. âWhat the hell was that for?â By now, Taro has bounded over and is shoving his nose in your face. He growls when Atsumu extends a hand.
âTaro, heelAHHH!â One after the other, you take the proffered hand up, tell Taro off, and rise up. Except when you put weight on your ankle, it screams in protest. Tears prick your eyes and you grip onto Atsumu for support. You feel bad for him. Your nails probably hurt.
âDonât step back.â You warn, remembering at least that through the pain searing itself up your leg.
He shifts his weight and Taro barks a warning again. âIs he barking because of theâŚâ
âYeah.â
From your spot hanging onto him, you can hear his heart beating faster and faster. It wasnât a situation you were familiar with. Should you just tell him not to be scared? But that tactic never worked for you in the past.
Heâs the first one to work up some courage and kick his mind back in gear. âCan you walk?â
You test it, setting some weight on your heel. Probably not as carefully as you should have because you hiss in pain.
âIâll take that as a no.â He sighs, gingerly turning around and crouching down, listening for Taroâs warning the whole time. âHop on.â You comply. âTaro-taicho? Lead the way.â
The dog stares Atsumu down while you bury your face in his back. Youâre so angry. At what? Youâre not quite sure. Definitely not Atsumu. Itâs not his fault. Then again, why did he get so mad anyways? Itâs not like you were purposefullyâ Thatâs a lie. Abandoned farm from the 40âs wasnât specific enough. Even with the additional context of your bomb sniffing hound. You let him assume and from how quiet heâs being, heâs pissed. You would be too if the roles were reversed.
Vaguely, you process him helping you back onto the bike, giving his shoulder for you to hang onto. The person youâre mad at is yourself.
âWhyâre ya snifflinâ?â
If this were a movie, your tears would be shining in the moonlight as the wind whipped them off your cheeks. But it isnât and youâre glad heâs not looking at you.
âIâm sorry.â You choke out. Your throat is closing up and theyâre the first words you can think of. âAre you mad at me?â Theyâre whispered as loud as you can make them, but you canât put any real force behind them because the frog in your throat is getting bigger by the second. The atmosphere is nerve wracking. His answer canât come quick enough because your mind is already jumping to different, more effective, ways to apologize. What should you do? How do you make it up to him? Youâve never been good at gift giving. Was running an option? Let him take you home and then lock the door before he can say anything. Delete his phone number and ignore him at school.
The manipulative bitch inside you wonders if giving him a piece of yourself would suffice. Would he even want it? He sure spoke like he did. Sometimes. How far would be enough? A kiss? On the cheek, or lips? How long? What if he wanted more?
He had asked before. Half joking, half serious. Unwilling to commit. Back then, your rejection had been painless. The both of you laughed immediately after and went back to normal.
But that was then and this is now. 'Now' is painful and suffocating. It's a shot in the dark, but maybe the opposite action would give you room to breathe.
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main actor | wong yukhei
pairing: yukhei x reader
words: 3.6k
genre: best friends to lovers!au, college!au, reader and yukhei are pretty much cat and dog, fluff
warnings: yukheiâs wildin, language
a/n: warmup-ish fic? guess i just wanted to see how many cheesy fanfiction tropes i can fit in. vaguely inspired by this
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There are times when merely existing feels too wearisome, and there are times when you canât be happier to be alive.
Wong Yukhei makes you feel both of these emotions simultaneously.
If someone were to ask what Yukheiâs really like (and youâve been asked that a lot by curious crowds whoâve only ever seen him smile from afar and deduced he canât be that nice) youâd say heâs an idiot. Heâs not stupid, but heâs an idiot. Yukhei is a bunch of contradictions, but heâs your best friend and youâll reluctantly admit, probably the best thing thatâs ever happened to you. (Under no circumstances would you be caught dead saying that to him, even though youâre sure heâd just respond with a bone-crushing hug, grinning from ear to ear.) Obviously, youâve got a lot of mixed emotions involved here.
The first time you met Yukhei, you were four. He had skipped over to you from another corner of the room, with wide eyes and a soft toy puppy in hand.
âYouâre pretty. Do you want to go on a date?â he asked with a wide smile.
âNo,â you responded, your attention still on your toy train. You glanced at him once and that was it.
âOkay,â he said, still grinning. Rejection wasnât that big of a deal to four-year-old Yukhei.
Instead of leaving, he sat down beside you and watched you play. Eventually, you started talking to him about your fantasy land of trains and he, about his imaginary life as a firefighter. And after a few days, you and Yukhei were inseparable.
Itâs quite the story for him to tell people, even if you never understood why he likes talking about it so much. It wasnât very dramatic, or memorable like all the first meetings in books. But itâs always been a unique ability of Yukheiâs to make things sound a little more interesting as he animatedly told everyone at school how you were a cold, dark victim trapped in your lonely bubble and how he, your shining hero, warmed you up. You just make a face every time he forcibly brings you into the conversation.
Unlike elementary school Yukhei, middle school Yukhei was a little meaner, rougher at the edges. He never had any harmful intentions (you wondered if he had any intentions at all) but you always seemed to land the shorter end of the stick when it came to his shenanigans. A rapidly growing boy, he had difficulty getting his limbs in order and more often than not, heâd underestimate his own strength. Whether it was shoving you too hard or the one time he accidentally broke your toy train, those years had quite the horrors youâve faced in life.
Youâre lucky to have survived near him during his awkward teenage phase, full of hormones and messy feelings and Axe body spray. Yukheiâs never been good at telling people no and combined with adolescent curiosity, heâs been in quite a few choppy relationships.
But in the end, Yukhei still has the colour of a comic book hero. Heâs always been the main actor of every play, whereas you doubt youâd get the role of villager C. Star athlete and the pride of your school, heâs never wasted an opportunity to enjoy the attention. You, on the other hand, prefer a little alone time. Youâre different, immensely different, but you admire him for all that he is. Heâs strong in a way you canât quite describe, only appreciate in subtle ways. Youâve seen Yukhei grow from a boy who refused to admit he wasnât happy, that heâs not always the smiling hero, to a man who learned to respect all emotions. He still hates to cry, sure, but he doesnât do it in shadows anymore, pretending to be strong.
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wtf yukhei
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why are you awake
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i cant stop :(
dumbass, 01:08 AM
i think im addicted
you, 1:08 AM
to puppy pictures??????
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you know what im not even gonna ask
you, 1:08 AM
go the fuck to sleep you big baby
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but look :(
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tf im not looking at all of that
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:(((
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:( but :( puppies :(
you, 01:12 AM
good night dork
Yukheiâs a whirlwind of life, bringing energy wherever he goes. Thatâs the first thing anyone notices about him. The way his face stands out in almost any crowd, and not because heâs built like a giant teddy bear. The way he can find friends in almost anyone, and all he has to do is flash that grin.
Growing up, everyone could tell heâs a little off-beat, but it only made people want to be near him. The more he stood out, the more he fit in. Itâs no wonder you see hordes of people around him, smiling back at his own friendly, dorky gestures.
âYou get a walk-in closet and I donât even get a washing machine?!â Yukhei complains, plopping down on your bed.
Youâre certainly lucky to get the biggest dorm room, even if the closet occupies half of it. Now, if your roommate wasnât such a dick, the beginning of your college life would be perfect.
âWha- how are those two related?â you ask, leaning back on the wall as you sit beside him.
âI have to go all the way downstairs to wash my clothes,â he replies, âHenceforth, I am upset.â
âWhen did you learn such big words, Yukhei?â you tease.
âIâm not stupid,â he defends, âSurprising, I know. Considering I got my hand stuck in a Pringles can last week. Again.â
You laugh as he shoots you a grin and sits up, tugging up his red jacket on his shoulder.
âAt least you like your roommate,â you grumble, before lowering your voice. âI donât know which supernatural being up there I crossed to get mine.â
Yukhei laughs. âIt canât be that bad!â
You roll your eyes and smack the back of your head against the wall. Of course, he wouldnât get it. Yukhei gets along with just about anyone.
âSo, weâre starting college, huh?â he shifts to sit beside you.
âWe really are,â you breathe.
And so when college began, you couldnât even feel homesick because Yukhei brought home with him.
College somehow manages to amplify Yukheiâs tendencies to fuck shit up. Bad decisions and good intentionsâwhether itâs getting drunk at parties, or getting a secret tattoo, or going for midnight drives in the brightest part of the city, he certainly is living his life to the fullest. And he gets new friends to do that withâboys with similar interests and trouble in their presence (except Mark, heâs the sweetest and is only dragged to places like you are). Kunhang is a babbling mess when it comes to drinking, Dejun has strange food choices and Jungwoo isnât as naĂŻve as he looks (but thatâs on you, you could never blame Jungwoo for anything). Mark might just be the sanest, and even he has his quirks. Youâre glad, though, for Yukhei to have found them and for them to have found Yukhei. Â
Despite all changes in Yukheiâs expenditure of time, he still finds a way to sneak into your spare moments.
âTell me that story you were talking about,â he says, falling backwards onto your bed.
âNow?â you ask, still groggy after waking up from your unforeseen nap. Finals are not treating you well.
âYeah,â he says, âYou look like you could do with a break.â Â
Of course, there are times when you hate Yukhei. Times when heâs reckless, pulls you into messes you know you canât sort, times when you just feel so fucking annoyed by your best friend.
âYou did what?!â you yell.
âItâs not that bad!â Yukhei explains, waving his arms around wildly.
âI am not going on a date with a stranger!â you yell, your voice coarser than usual as you search for something to fling at him.
âIt could be fun!â he replies, ducking to avoid the slipper you threw at him. âYou could be meeting the love of your lifeâall thanks to me!â
You throw the other slipper at him, and he narrowly dodges it. âNo way is that happening.â
Itâs not like it took you that long to realize your feelings, after the beginning of college. It happened slowly at first, barely a meandering stream of water, till the waves suddenly came crashing and you were drowning in your epiphany. Suddenly, you canât not think of Yukheiâs large hand over yours or his bashful smile directed at you or even the way his lips look plump and kissable in the morning, despite the rest of his face all puffed up. Thereâs often stardust on his cheeks, you notice.
Suddenly, you know why Yukhei has always been the main actor in your life.
But you canât be as open about it. If itâs not the idea of your longest and closest friendship falling apart that blows up your fears, itâs the image of Yukheiâs smile falling as he tries to tell his best friend no, and having to pretend everythingâs okay. If the void in your stomach is good for anything, it knows when to tell you the jump is too difficult to take.
If anything, you donât even know what you mean to Yukhei, but thatâs coming from the negativity you hoarded. You have your fears and your questions. If you cross his mind as often as he crosses yours. If you take even a square inch of his heart, if heâll ever see you that way. Youâre not sure what itâd feel like to be the most important person to someone. If you go as far as to call this love, why are you so reluctant?
âAnd?â you egg him on, crossing your arms.
Yukhei going to frat parties was a horrible decision, really.
âI got drunk and started doing body rolls in front of everyone?â Yukhei shifts uncomfortably on your bed. Heâs probably spent at least half of his days here in your dorm room, only leaving when your roommate started complaining about how loud he is. To be fair, he does sound like baby Godzilla at times, worse when more of your friends are over.
âYukhei, youâd do that sober,â you grimace.
âWell, youâre not wrong,â he says, pretending to think.
âAre you going to tell me what got you so uncomfortable?â you ask.
âI meanâŚitâs not that bad,â he begins, eyes glued to a corner of the floor to avoid your gaze.
âYou made out with someone, didnât you?â you sigh. It hurts a little.
Yukhei scratches the back of his head as he breaks into nervous laughter. âYeah, and now she kinda thinks weâre a thing, and I donât know what to tell her.â
You pinch the bridge of your nose. You wish you could yell at him, let him know in any way how awful you feel.
âYukhei, you have to stop leading them on! Every party you kiss someone new. Any more, and youâll get a bad reputation!â
âI know!â he responds quickly. âBut I was so drunk last night I couldnât remember my name.â
âBut you remembered to dial my number?â
âWellâŚyeah.â
Yukhei fidgets with the hem of his sweatshirt. âIâd call Mark, but he was at his part-time.â
You groan, sinking onto the floor. âI feel like a parent with a stupid son.â
âHey! Now thatâs exactly what my mom would say,â he chuckles, scooting to sit beside you.
Thereâs a heavy silence between the two of you for a few moments. You gulp down any reproachful words you might have left and stare at your fingers instead. You canât tell him how upset you really are, can you? Youâd have to explain the why then.
âAre youâŚare you just scared my reputation will be ruined?â
You turn to look at him, but heâs staring straight ahead. âHuh?â
âI mean, is thatâŚwhatâs making you upset? Just that?â
âYeah,â you answer, and mentally curse your voice for cracking like that. âI donât want people thinking youâre some sort of an asshole.â
âMe neither,â he says, looking back at you with wider eyes than usual. âI mean- yeah, thatâs- obviously.â
You shake your head at him, but you wonder how long itâll be till you break. Youâve never kept something so serious from him before. Itâs human nature to want more than you already have; Yukhei loves chasing after things he canât have, but youâre not him. Youâve never been him.
Only a few days later, you see your roommate fuming as she leads a rather flushed Yukhei into your room.
âNext time he comes here, Iâm calling the RA,â she threatens with a glare before walking away.
You roll your eyes at her back before grabbing Yukhei by the waist lest he falls and smacks his head against your furniture. Your action, however, proves to be miscalculated (you always forget how heavy he is) as the two of you stumble to the floor, barely avoiding the edge of the bed. You stand up again; Yukhei seems to be half asleep with the way heâs struggling to move around.
âI thought you said you wouldnât drink,â you grumble.
âI said I wouldnât go to parties,â he struggles to form the syllables. âI went to a really cool barâŚit had funky lights and stuff. And I was dancingâŚand it was so much fun! Except I underestimated how strong that drink was.â
You sigh heavily. âThatâs all you talk about. Fun, fun, fun!â
Yukhei grins as he rises to his full height and wraps his arms around your waist. Youâd chide him for the reek of alcohol from him if he didnât look so vulnerable, dormant like this. His eyes are half-lidded with sleep and when he rests his forehead against yours, you swear your heart has skipped several beats in a row. Itâs not fair how peaceful he looks with his eyes closed when heâs sent you into internal turmoil. The warmth of his body seeps through the thick hoodie, and you almost find yourself unable to move.
You swallow the feeling rising in your throat and pull apart.
âCome on, Yukhei,â you tug at his hands to remove them from your waist. âLetâs get to bed.â
âWeâre going to bed!â he rejoices gleefully. Youâre glad heâs complying at least.
Now if he would just let go, you could prepare a blanket to sleep on the floor.
Yukhei doesnât remove his arms from around your waist, though. Instead, he pulls you into bed with him, and under the covers. This is nice, the stupid voice in your head pipes up again.
âWeâre friends,â he mumbles, âfriends do this all the time.â
Not when one of them has more than friendly feelings, you think bitterly. Struggling is futile against Yukheiâs iron grip, and you let yourself feel what you were trying so hard not to. When you look at him under the dim lights coming from your window, heâs already out for the count. You brush the hair away from his face and slowly drift off. It feels safe like this.
Of course, you pretend your heart didnât jump at the sight of his face too close to yours. Youâve shared a bed when you were kids before Yukhei grew too large to fit the two of you and developed a tendency to drool. He has broader shoulders now, longer legs and he engulfs you when he wraps himself around you. In the morning, your body aches after being wound up so tightly on a small bed but you ignore it best as you can. You ignore the rising warmth in your face too when Yukhei departs with a secure hug and his wide grin.
You wonder what itâd be like to be Yukheiâruin it all and hope it works out. You wonder what itâd be like to see his idiot grin every night, after a kiss against your lips. You scoff at yourself, face a brilliant red, whenever these thoughts walk in unannounced. Itâs getting harder to pretend you donât stop breathing every time he wraps an arm around you or lays his head on your stomach.
âSo let me get this straight,â you say, âyou canât get a job at the diner because youâre too tall to fit into the mascot uniform?â
âYeah,â Yukhei replies, clearly despondent. Usually, heâd be beaming about his height. You canât figure out why the job means so much to him, but you get your answer soon enough just to greet it with a click of your tongue.
âThe free pancakes,â he wails, âThey give free pancakes and fries to their workers. I canât believe Iâm missing out on that.â
Yukhei suddenly sits up straight with wide eyes. âYou can fit into the suit though!â
You smack your palm against your forehead while he laughs at his genius.
âYou practically live in the gym and talk my ear off about being healthy,â you huff, âAnd now you just want to hog junk food?â
âIâm just good at being healthy,â he grins. âSo I can eat unhealthily. You could do with some work, though.â
You raise your leg to kick him in the side but he catches your foot, laughing loudly at your resentful expression.
Youâre about to throw the pillow at him when a click comes from the main door unlocking. The two of you freeze and look at each other. You know for sure this will be the last straw if your roommate finds Yukhei again, and youâll be reported for good. Yukhei and you jump up in a panic and look around for any way to evade impending doom. The few seconds have you frantically searching for an explanation in case she does find him, and you swear at yourself for forgetting about her warnings. (In your defence, most of the things she says are meaningless and you have no reason to remember them.)
Yukhei points to the giant walk-in closet and sneaks towards it, careful not to make a noise. You tiptoe in before your roommate can enter the shared room, and hide behind a rack just in case she decides to come in. Yukhei isnât small enough to be entirely covered, so you just pray your roommate has no intention of fetching a pair of shorts. Â
You hold your breath at the shuffling outside the door and move backwards carefully, only for your back to press against Yukheiâs torso. He stiffens at the touch but continues the needed silence. You end up squeezed in one corner of the closet, little ways from the mirror.
You sigh in relief once you hear the click of the door again. She mustâve come in to get notebooks for her next class, you guess. You turn to Yukhei but your breath hitches when you see him like that in the half-lit closet, his figure leaning towards you. Itâs not very comfortable to have your body close against him, half twisted.
Yukheiâs gaze sends your heart into a pitfall. He takes a step towards you just as you take a step back and you end up pressed against the wall with Yukheiâs arms on either side of you.
âYouâre still so pretty,â he says, his voice low.
A pause ensues before he speaks again, his voice barely above a whisper. âCan I kiss you?â
The touch of his lips against yours has you seeing colours you never knew existed. One of his hands still rests against the wall while the other is placed gently around your waist. You canât quite remember the details except Yukheiâs lips are as soft as silk and you resent the separation when he pulls apart.
âIâve wanted to do that,â Yukhei looks down as he speaks, his cheeks tinted a darker shade of pink, âfor a really long time.â
âYouâre so stupid,â you huff, âOr maybe Iâm the one whoâs stupid.â
He responds with a wide-eyed smile when you cup his cheeks and pull him in again, your fingers skimming over his lower jaw. This time you feel every touch of the kiss, your fingers tingling and your lips tasting his. The feelings youâve been struggling to tie up and toss away come pouring out of you as you try to keep them orderly.
Itâs different splashes of colour with each kiss and the two of you canât help the laughter tumbling out of your mouths.
âI love you,â Yukhei murmurs, his mouth against your jaw. âIâve loved you all my life.â
He places a chaste kiss against your lips before looking at you with an adoring smile. Yukheiâs never been good at using words to express his feelings, but heâs never really had trouble expressing them either.
âIâm sorry I took so long to realize,â you whisper, before pulling him by the neck of his sweatshirt and into another kiss.
âIâm letting you go just this once,â you roommate calls when you step out of your room in the evening. âCongratulations on getting a boyfriend.â
You blush deep red and look anywhere else to avoid her sly grin. So she did figure it out. You owe her one, or more for not telling on you all the times Yukhei and the others have been over. Perhaps you had got off on the wrong foot. You should start listening to Yukheiâs advice on how to make friends. You should start listening to Yukhei for a lot of things.
Maybe Yukhei has always meant to talk about your colours but never found words good enough. Maybe he loves the way you laugh and finds himself doing more and more ridiculous things just for you. Maybe heâs told you that he loves you a lot of times but you werenât listening. Maybe, just maybe, you too have always been the main actor in Yukheiâs life.
#how cheesy do you want this to be?#me: yes#nct scenarios#wayv scenarios#wong yukhei imagines#wayv imagines#nct imagines#yukhei fluff#nct fluff#wayv fluff#lucas scenarios#nct lucas imagines#yukhei x reader#College!AU#best friends to lovers!au#moonwrites#getting stuck in a closet with the love of your life for arbitrary fic reasons >>>>>>
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Havenât We Been Here Before?
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TW: drug withdrawal, swearing, creepy whumper, manhandling, restrained/cuffed whumpee, whumpee is gagged? (itâs a muzzle of sorts to shut her tf up), pet whump
Elaine was on fire.
Her skin, her muscles, every nerve in her body felt like it was up in flames. Moving hurt, existing hurt. She felt like she was fucking dying. But not in the peaceful, drifting off into the light kind of way. Much more like the spending an eternity in the fiery pits of hell kind of way.
The cold cement did nothing to ease her pain as sweat continued to drench her hairline. She couldnât help but cry out as she tried to move, and she shook like she was the lucky inmate in the electric chair. She writhed in agony, willing herself to roll from her side onto her back, only to end up on her other side, moaning into hair sprawled out on the floor.
âAhâŚâ She couldnât separate her hands, she realized as she saw the cuffs around her wrists and forearms. âWha the fuhâŚâ She slurred and whined as she struggled against her restraints, twisting her wrists in an attempt to separate her palms. She kicked her leg, shouting in fear and frustration when the other leg came with it.Â
It finally fucking happened, she was being sex trafficked. Everyone told her; her mother told her, Travis told her- FUCK! Kennedy. Travis had Kennedy...sheâd be okay. Just as long as he didnât leave her with that bimbo bitch of a girlfriend- fiance, whatever the fuck. Dammit, she needed to get out of here.
A wave of nausea washed over her and she shivered and moaned, wriggling around on the ground like a worm as she summoned every ounce of strength out of her aching muscles. The ceiling spun as she rolled onto her back, and she worked her vocal cords to wail, hoping to get someone's attention, preferably the bastard who did this to her. She wanted to know what exactly she was up against.Â
She continued to shout until a loud CLANK rang out. She snapped her head to the side, taking in the image of a woman dressed in black, a cane in her left hand, mere inches away from the bars of the cage Elaine sat in.
"Ah! Y'ur the bitch." Elaine panted, an exhausted smirk playing on her lips as the woman handed her cane to one of the men behind her.
"OhhhâŚ" She tutted, digging into her pockets before pulling out a pair of gloves. She slipped one of them on her left hand. "We don't tolerate swearing, Honey."
"HaâŚ" Elaine laughed, her head tilting back slightly. "Y'ur not gonna fuckin like me then." She watched the woman press her thumb up to the cage and there was a quiet beep before she pulled the door open, pulling her other glove onto her right hand.
The woman sighed as she entered, neglecting to close the door. Elaine took note of it, but she couldnât walk with the restraints around her ankles, much less run. However, she did push herself up to her knees, stumbling as she stood and falling back onto her butt just as the woman reached her.
Elaine jerked her head away and held her hands out in front of her, whacking the womanâs hand away every time she reached for her face. She clumsily kicked with her two feet and the woman stepped to the side just in time to come away unaffected. She yanked on Elaineâs hands, forcing her to fall forward as she reached a gloved hand out for her chin. Elaine tilted her head and pulled away just enough so that the woman missed, giving Elaine the opportunity to clamp her teeth down on her hand.
The woman tensed, but nothing more than a quiet scoff escaped her mouth as she flexed her hand, wiggling it a bit. âLet go.â
âFuck you,â is what Elaine would have said, but instead she clamped down harder, determined to break skin.
The woman sighed and turned her head to one of the men who came with her. He joined them inside the cage promptly and there was a bit of shuffling before Elaine felt a sharp pain in her neck and her entire body convulsed.
She screamed and fell to the ground, shaking and gasping from the shock as she stared up at the ceiling, trying to wrap her mind around what just happened. For the moment that she was distracted, the woman managed to grab a hold of her chin, preventing Elaine from moving her head.
âDonât move or Iâll tase you again.â She warned, tilting her head to the side.
âGet your hands off of me-â Elaine pulled her arms up and beat on the womanâs forearm, using the hard material on the cuffs to her advantage until she seized again, choking out a scream until the woman removed the taser from her neck.Â
âUh, get me the muzzle from the cupboard over there, please.â The woman spoke over her shoulder to the man standing behind her and he left the cage, returning with a strappy contraption borderlining a torture device. She tightened her grip on Elaineâs jaw, tilting her head forward as she took the muzzle from the man. âHold still.â
Somehow, someway, the woman managed to hold her in place while simultaneously pulling the muzzle over her head. Elaine thrashed her head about, screaming into the device as it was pulled tighter around her face. She stopped struggling when the woman took her hands away, flinching when she felt two spots, which she assumed were occupied by buckles, dig into her skull as her head hit the floor. She groaned, lifting her head back up to glare daggers at the woman.
She wasnât fazed and wore an emotionless expression on her face as she fondled Elaineâs, pulling her chin this way and that until she reached into her pocket, pulling out a little flashlight before shining it in Elaineâs eyes. The womanâs eyebrows twitched downward as she held Elaineâs eyelids open, scoffing when she finally clicked the flashlight off.
âDammit, Ray. What the fuck did you give her?â She slipped the torch back into her pocket, releasing her grip on Elaineâs jaw before standing back up. âSleazy little man, I swear to god Iâll kill him.â
Elaine made a noise of protest, craning her neck to follow the womanâs movements. What kind of shit had she gotten herself wrapped up in? The woman shut the cage door back and Elaine screamed, her words trapped in the fabric but her anger traveling through quite clearly.
âGo to sleep.â She said, flipping off a light switch and prompting another shout from Elaine. âYouâre in withdrawal. These next few hours will be hard. I suggest you get some rest.â She said, and that was all Elaine heard from her before being left alone in a pit of darkness.
#whump#Whumper#whumpee#whump fic#tw drug mention#tw drug withdrawal#tw swearing#creepy whumper#manhandling whump#gagged whumpee#muzzle#tw pet whump#Elaine is a piece of work#restrained whumpee#start//end
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Letâs Talk About Sex: Intermission II
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Intermission I Chapter 3
Pairing: Erik Killmonger x Reader [#TeamErikDonâtDateWhiteChicks]
Prompt: Aight, so iOKnoW bout yall but⌠I got some mad âfearsâ about sex đđđ. I got so many questions, so many horrible imaginations, so many embarrassing ass scenarios Iâve thought of in my head about what might happen when I finally do the do. Basically, ya girl been thankin (thinking) too much, and I done fucked around and thought up this shit.
A/N: A longggg time ago a lovely anon came in my inbox spitting an idea, and my ass finally got around to making it happen. Â Itâs a lil modified, but I hope yâall still enjoy it nonetheless. Â Thank you anon for your brilliance!!
Warnings: At the bottom đđżđđżđđż.
This is for all my lil cute ass black gorditas out there rockin back fat, belly rolls and thick ass thighs that touch!! Â x Reader is always gon be black, chubby, and sassy.
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You sigh, twirling the forkful of salad around in your fingers as you stare off into space, lost in thought. Â Ranch dressing drips off a piece of lettuce onto your tupperware lid, splattering a little onto the table, but you donât even notice, your mind entirely somewhere else.
âHello?â
The voice of your best friend, Nichelle, filters through to your brain, and you irritatedly bring your mind back to the present, unhappy to be interrupted.
âHuh?â
âDamn girl! You was zoned tf out! What the hell you thinking about that got your ass stuck like that!?â She interrogates you, her eyes squinted in suspicion. Â While you normally wouldnât have wasted anytime telling her about one of the many sex daydreams you regularly found yourself having, the one between you, Erik, and a certain little razor wasnât one you were willing to share this time.
This one was your own naughty little secret, made even more special by the fact that this time it was an actual memory rather than a fantasy.
Clearing your throat, you wave her off.
âNothing girl, just thinking about work,â you lie, popping the salad into your mouth and chewing.
ââŚUh huh.â She grunts, not buying it. âAll I know is, donât nobody ever catch me thinking bout work with a smile on my face and biting my lip. You must got some bomb ass benefits girl,â Picking up her own fork she eats a mouthful of pasta, shaking her head at you.
Your nostrils flare and you bring your hand to your mouth to keep food from flying out of it as you snort, laughing from being caught. Â You didnât even realize your face was out here exposing you like that.
âMind your business, bitch,â you tell her after swallowing, reaching over to grab your tea and take a sip.
âIâm just sayin, if you gone be out here reliving your sexcapades you can at least try not to eyefuck the table while you do it.â She shrugs her shoulders, and youâre grateful this time there wasnât anything in your mouth because you immediately giggle at her statement.
âShut the hell up Chelle, damn.â You whisper as your eyes shift around the small outdoor cafe to make sure no one else overheard. âBesides, donât you have your own man and kinky sex dreams you should be thinking about? Stop being so damn nosy.â You fuss at her, angling your fork before stabbing into her pasta and stealing some.
âGirl I would except that nigga not hereâ Her head falls back and she grumbles, her face sulking. Â âHeâs in Georgia at some stupid work âthingâ, which means I donât get any dick until next Friday. Thatâs why I gotta live vicariously through you bitch! Now pleaseee, tell me something, Iâm dying over here.â
She gives you a sad puppydog look, poking out her lips at you.
You roll your eyes. âGirl you know that shit donât work on me. Â Why donât you just FaceTime Brian and tell him youâre horny? Isnât phone sex yâallâs thing?â You take some more pasta, savoring the delicious Cheesecake Factory takeout.
Blowing a raspberry, she leans her head on her fist. Â âWe had to stop doing that after he answered the phone with his mom in the car.â
âWait, WHA-â
âItâs a long story, donât worry about it. Anyway,â She waves her hand as if waving the cringey memory away. âHow have you and Erik been? Â I know yâall probably been fucking nonstop since you got your tests back, huh? Ol bowlegged ass,â she eyes you coyly with a knowing smirk that says âI know what yâall been doingâ.
You chuckle yet again at your hilarious friend, so thankful for her ability to always keep you laughing.
âActually, we havenât been fucking, thank you very much. My broke ass lungs made sure of that.â Â You tell her the story of how you almost choked and died from seeing Erikâs dick, and when she finally stopped cackling at you she grabbed your hand, patting the back of it.
âOh you poor, poor bitch,â Her face turned down into a faux look of pity. Â âYou might as well reserve your burial plot now because from the looks of it your ass not gonna survive him dicking you down.â
You snatch your hand from hers, glaring at her.
âI mean letâs be honest here,â she continues, ignoring you, âyour ass talk a lot of shit, so youâre mad trippin if you donât think he wonât obliterate your walls given the first opportunity.â
You pick up your phone, opening your messages while you let her words go in one ear and out the other. It was bad enough you had to live with the knowledge that the mere sight of seeing Erik naked had you hyperventilating, you didnât need to think of what other ridiculous responses your body would have once he actually started putting use to it.
She continues roasting you as you click on a new message from Erik, seeing a link to a video attached. Â A message accompanies it.
Put in your headphones before you watch.
You fish your earbuds out of your purse, completely ignoring your friend now. Â Clicking them into the audio plug, you put the buds in your ears before clicking on the link.
The video starts with a view of Erik sitting at what looks like his home office desk, clad in a red T-shirt and a pair of black sweats. Â The top of his face is cut off, but you can tell its him by the signature keloids sprinkled over his arms and the telltale smirk on his face displaying his gold fronts, letting you know he was up to no good.
âHi baby, I miss you today,â the audio plays, and you hear his smooth voice bleed into your ears, sounding so sensual. Â You almost forget that itâs a video and respond back, wanting to talk to him and tell him you miss him too.
âI canât wait till you get home, but I wanted to show you something first before you got here.â
He pushes himself away from the desk, rolling back in his chair, and youâre able to see more of his lap now that itâs uncovered. Â Lifting his shirt, he takes the bottom of it and tucks it between his teeth, giving you a peep of his uncovered chest and the long thin gold chain hanging under his shirt.
Leaning a little bit closer, your eyes focus on his belly button, thinking you see something odd there when he takes both his hands and pushes his sweats down, revealing his gorgeous, thick cock standing at full attention, the head of which stops just below his navel.
Your mouth drops and your eyes grow wide, completely entranced by the view of your man stripping down for you. Â You watch as he takes one of his hands and grabs his heavy member, beginning a slow stroke from the base to the tip, twisting his wrist over the head. Â
You feel a slow wetness start to leak from your pussy, and you shift your legs in your seat, not wanting it to seep past your panties. Â
Erik continues pumping himself, taking in a ragged breath and speaking to you again.
âYou see what you got me doing, princess?â He groans as his hand reaches its peak again, picking up the pace as he continues pleasuring himself.  âI canât wait till you get home so Daddy can teach you how to touch him. I just need your hands on me babygirl,â He sucks in a breath, moaning as his head falls back. âAnd that mouth. FuckkkâŚâ
You lick your lips and swallow as spit fills your mouth, desperately wishing you could climb through the screen and into his lap right now.
Your fingers feel the side of your phone, looking for the volume button to turn it up when you hear something behind you.
âDAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!â Nichelleâs loud ass voice scares the shit out of you and you drop your phone, you earbuds snapping unplugged as it clatters to the ground, and the sounds of Erik moaning at top volume fill the outside patio.
You scramble to pick it up, grateful that other than you two and another single patron in the corner, nobody was really around to hear it. Â Flipping your phone to silent, you exhale a deep breath before turning your burning gaze to your friend.
âWhat the hell!! You scared the fuck out of me! Why is your ass behind me anyway?!â you yell at her, your heart still beating out of your chest.
âYou were ignoring me hoe! But more importantly, why didnât you tell me his dick looked like that?â She points back at your phone screen at the paused video.
You press the home button, exiting out of the video player and dropping your phone in your bag. You growl as you start packing your stuff up, dumping your unfinished lunch into your lunch bag.
âI swear Niche, if you were anyone else Iâd be cursing your ass out right now, youâre lucky its you.â Â
She stops you and pulls you into a hug, one you grumbly accept as she apologizes.
âIâm sorry! I didnât mean to scare you, I promise, but your face looked so shocked I wanted to see what you were looking at.â
You couldnât totally be upset about that, given that had it been any other time youâd have probably showed her whatever it was that had your eyes bugging out of your head. Too bad this time it ended up being a home video of Erik.
You shake her off, pushing her away. Â âYeah yeah whatever. Iâm going home, Iâmma see you later.â Â You grab your stuff, leaning over to kiss Nichelle on the cheek before heading out.
âWhere you going? You just gonna leave me here?â She calls after you.
âDid you not see the same video I did? Iâm going HOME.â You yell back at her over your shoulder, laughing loudly.
âTry not to choke!â She calls after you, cheering you on as you rush yourself to the car.
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Warnings: Baby Smut
#erik killmonger#bp#erik killmonger x reader#erik killmonger x black!reader#black panther fanfiction#black panther#black panther fandom#black panther fics#TheHomieFics#l.t.a.s.
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our campus: ch 9 (tom holland fic)
summary: tom and reader go to the same college and y/n is tasked with being his tutor, they donât really get along at first (because i love reader and tom hating each other trope)
warnings: drinking, making out, mentions of sex
word count: 2k
a/n: i had a hard time finishing this one, i wanted it to be longer butttttttttttt here we are, as always texts are bolded
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âWha- What did you just say?â You asked, looking at Tom. He was staring into your eyes.Â
âI dare you,â He said and stood up, walking over to you. âTo kiss me.âÂ
âTom!â You said and took a step back, almost falling because of how drunk you were. âWeâre drunk, thatâs a terrible idea.âÂ
âWhy?â He asked. âWho cares if weâre drunk?âÂ
âTom, no, I canât be one of your⌠one of your-âÂ
âOne of my what?âÂ
âYour hoes, your conquests! Iâm not that type of girl anymore, you canât sleep with me once and forget about me, Iâm your tutor, you have to see me, if we sleep together itâll just be-â
âWhoa.â Tom said and stepped back. âWho said I wanted to sleep with you?âÂ
âWhat?âÂ
âI dared you to kiss me, Y/N, I never said anything else.âÂ
âItâs you, Tom, you donât kiss girls without an ulterior motive, youâre like, the definition of a fuckboy.âÂ
âWhatever, Y/N, Iâll see you later.â He said with a huff, grabbed his stuff and walked out, slamming the door behind him.Â
You collapsed on your floor, hugging your knees. The world was spinning, you had drank too much. You debated texting your group chat, but you couldnât remember where you put your phone.Â
* * *
You woke up on your floor. You were too drunk to make it to your bed last night, despite it being two feet away.Â
It was Monday, normally you would be in class right now, but the snow storm gave you guys a snow day. You looked outside to see the snow coming down hard. If it continued like this, you could have another snow day tomorrow, too.Â
You heard your phone buzzing and found it under your bed. You had a ton of unread messages, and a new group chat that consisted of you, Isabelle, Ally, Emily, Harrison, Cal, and, you guessed it, Tom. Emily was definitely the culprit, she loved making new group chats.Â
snow day gang
Em
i decided we needed a gc
Harrison
I fully support thisÂ
Em
anyway i heard from one of my friends who works for the dean that its almost certain we have a snow day tomorrow too! so what time do you guys wanna start drinking
Cal
whenever works for us, but Isabelle is still asleep
jk shes waking up now
Al
im up
who tf let me drink that much damn
anyone heard from Y/N or tom?
Harrison
tom is in the bed next to me, he came back about 15 minutes after we did and passed out
not sure about Y/N
Iz
she drank more than any of us, shes probs still asleep
Cal
send tom when he wakes up to check on her
Harrison
hes awake but he just left
Cal
to check on Y/N?
Harrison
doubtful.
Cal
dont tell me hes in a bad mood again
Al
you guys do know hes in this chat right?
Em
whatevs what time are we partying
Iz
depends on when Y/N wakes upÂ
You scrolled through and werenât surprised that Tom hadnât answered, or that he was in a bad mood. You turned him down, and heâs definitely not used to girls not wanting to fuck him. You debated ignoring them, but knew if you did that someone would definitely come knocking down your door and you for sure didnât want that.Â
You
yeah come over at like 7
im going back to bed dont txt
You immediately left the group chat and crawled into bed, your body still exhausted from last night.Â
* * *Â
Isabelle, Ally, and Cal walked in carrying a few bottles of wine and bags of chips. They made themselves comfortable and Ally searched your bookcase for your poker chips. You waited a while, sitting on the floor in a circle as you shuffled the cards.Â
10 minutes later the door opened again and Harrison physically pushed Tom into the room, with Emily following closely behind.Â
âY/N,â Emily said sweetly, âCan I talk to you for a second?â You got up quizzically. She gestured to the bathroom, so you went inside only to find Harrison pushing Tom in after.Â
âHEY!â You yelled and banged on the door. It couldnât be locked from the outside, but they had pushed the couch up against the door so you couldnât get out.Â
âWeâll let you out once youâve stopped being mad at each other.â Harrison said.Â
âWe like hanging out all together and we arenât gonna let you two ruin it with your stubbornness!â Emily added on. You sat on the floor, your back against the door. Tom was sitting on the toilet, head in his hands.Â
âDo they have to shout, for god's sake, Iâm still hungover.â He mumbled.Â
âThe least you couldâve done was give us some booze,â You said with a bang on the door.Â
âYou can drink when youâre done fighting.â Emily called back. They then turned the music up loud, which you were kind of grateful for. The bathroom door was thin and if you did end up talking, you didnât want them overhearing.Â
âWe should probably-âÂ
âYou hurt my feelings.â He said and looked at you. That was the last thing you were expecting.Â
âWhat did I do to hurt your feelings?âÂ
âWhat you said about me being with so many different girls. Weâre friends and I wasnât trying to sleep with you, and it hurt my feelings that you assumed that.âÂ
âWell you asked to kiss me, so can you blame me for assuming that?!â
âIt was a GAME Y/N! Relax, god, why do you take everything so seriously?âÂ
âI donât!âÂ
âYes, you do! Youâre incapable of fucking around, you canât even kiss someone without turning it into this big thing! Youâre not even my type for fucks sake. You take everything so fucking seriously, itâs exhausting being your friend.â You were both standing now, getting closer to each other with every shout.Â
âI do not.â You said.Â
âProve it.â He said and that smirk was back on his lips.Â
You did the first thing that came to your mind. You kissed him. To prove it meant nothing to you.Â
At first he was shocked with what you were doing, but soon he was wrapping his arms around your waist, pulling your body against his and slipping his tongue into your mouth. You felt his hands on your hip bones, pushing your body against the cold tile wall.Â
You made out with him for just a few more seconds before grabbing his shoulders, flipping the two of you so he was against the wall, and pulling away.Â
âI told you.â You said with a smile, your face still mere inches from him. âSee? Meant nothing.â
You turned and pounded on the door saying âGuys! We figured it out, I promise.â A few seconds later the couch was pulled away and you were leaving the room, Tom following you.Â
âSo did you guys make up?â Emily asked.Â
âWhat?! No!â Tom said defensively.Â
âIdiot, she said make up. Yes, we are no longer feuding.âÂ
Your friends each sent you a look, saying that they knew exactly what mustâve happened in that bathroom that you were hiding.Â
âLetâs play some poker.â You said and sat as far away from Tom as you could as Cal dealt the cards.Â
* * *
It was late when your friends were leaving. You did indeed have another snow day, which was really nice. Everyone left but Tom.Â
âI figured we should actually talk.â Tom said. âPlus I didnât give Harrison and Emily any time last night and he was real pissed, so if itâs ok, I wanna give them some space.â
âThatâs fine.â You said and pulled your legs underneath you. You were sitting on the corner of the couch, with Tom on your bed. âWhat did you want to talk about?âÂ
âThat kiss, for starters.âÂ
âThat kiss meant nothing, I was just fucking around like you said. No big deal.â You thought you saw a sad look on his face, but you mustâve been imagining it.Â
âGood because if you catch feelings for me, weâre gonna have a problem.â He said in his best âtough guyâ voice. You laughed.Â
âRelax, Holland, youâre the last person on earth I would ever have feelings for.âÂ
âGood.â
âGood.â
âFine.â
âFine.â You were silent for a few minutes. âAnd Iâm sorry.â You said breaking the silence.Â
âFor what?âÂ
âFor what I said last night. That wasnât fair to you. What you do with women is none of my business, youâre a good friend and thatâs all that matters.â You smiled at him.Â
âThanks. Youâre forgiven.â He responded.
âGood, or else it would be really awkward having to spend time together while you were sexiled.â He laughed, which made you smile. You loved his laugh, the way his eyes scrunched together and he shook his head from side to side.Â
âShould we watch a movie?â You asked.Â
âSure.â He said and patted the bed next to him.Â
âUhm, Iâm gonna put on some PJs.â You said, despite being in comfortable clothes. Maybe you wanted to fuck with him, maybe you wanted to seduce him, maybe you just wanted to change. Maybe all of the above.Â
You went to your dresser, your back to the bed and Tom. You pulled your sweatshirt off, tossing it to the side. You unclipped your lace bralette and slid it off your arms slowly. You found a tank top and put it on.
You slipped your sweats off, and you had just a pair of boy shorts on underneath. You turned back and saw Tom staring at you.Â
You didnât acknowledge him, you just climbed onto the bed next to him and grabbed the TV remote so you could watch a movie.Â
âGod, youâre insufferable, Y/N.âÂ
âWhat do you mean?â You said innocently as you scrolled through netflix.Â
âYou know exactly what Iâm talking about.âÂ
âNo I donât.âÂ
âThat outfit?âÂ
âWhat about it? Itâs just pajamas. Besides, you said Iâm not your type, you really shouldnât have any problem with it.â
âThat doesnât mean...â
âWhat?â You asked. Â
âIâm still a guy.â He said.Â
âReally?â You mocked.Â
âYes, god Y/N, stop being ridiculous.âÂ
âI really have no idea what youâre talking about.â You said as you picked a chick flick, To All The Boys Iâve Loved Before.Â
âFine, Y/L/N.â He said. He pulled his shirt off quickly and you found yourself staring as he flexed his abs. He pulled his gray sweatpants down so they were sitting low on his hips and he ran his hand through his hair.Â
âWhat?â He said, mocking you now.Â
You took a deep breath, sticking out your chest as you did so, trying to get back at him.Â
âAre you cold?â He asked genuinely a few moments later. You nodded, it was as if he was reading your mind. âHere,â he said and pulled the comforter from underneath you and then threw it over the two of you.Â
âYou know,â you said after a few minutes. âIâm still a little chilly.â You scooted closer to Tom, who you werenât previously touching. You leaned on him, putting your leg in between his and your hand on his chest. You let out a little sigh, and you could tell you were driving him crazy.Â
His arm was around you now and you felt it travel down your back, resting on your ass.Â
âCanât keep your hands to yourself, Holland?â You teased.Â
âForce of habit.â He muttered, but kept his hand where it was.Â
You started to feel the alcohol taking over. He was so warm, and so closeâŚÂ
You put the thought to the back of your mind and tried to focus on the movie. Before you realized it, you were slowly closing your eyes, leaning onto Tom for warmth. You got closer still, your bodies completely entangled, and he didnât pull away.Â
He shouldâve pulled away.Â
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The Secret Gets Out s1 ep3
Some quality Charlotte in this ep. Yay!!!!
ooh I know what happens in this one :))))
yay for that bb chenry content
Jasper just taking over the tv screen when c x h wonât watch his clip ajsklsj same
âCMâs big failâ man they do not go gentle with these video titles. really going for the throat
âHey, look! My bellybutton!â Hen, sweetie. You need to work on your distractionsÂ
Ray looks hella good. just saying. ;)
poor CM. his face when the news lady says, âonce again escaping capture from CM.â HEâS TRYING, LADY.
âCM, isnât it true that the phone shark has been attacking pplâs phones for over a year now?â âUh, yes that is true.â askjlk y does he sound like heâs on trial???
âSo why donât you catch him?â âWell, KD and I have been trying.â âBut you keep failing. Doesnât that bug you?â âYes.â we always talk about Henâs sass, but Ray has his snarky moments
AJSLKSLKJ JASPER BAD-MOUTHING KD AND HEN JUST STOPS DRINKING HIS DRINK AND IS LIKE, âOne more time???â like, the pg version of âtf did you just say???â
âJust saying, Iâd be way better at catching bad guys than KD.â âYou couldnât catch butt warts!!!!â Hen u couldnât be anymore obvious if you tried aksljsjksjlÂ
âWhy are you getting all mad?â âBecause Jasperâs being unfair, and I think itâs unfair to criticize m--that...that KD guy when heâs probably doing the best he can. And people should be fair. Fairness. Iâm pro-fair.â THATâS RIGHT BB. U DEFEND YOURSELF. YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST AND I AM PROUD OF UÂ
his lil pouty face after he gives his little speech is TOO CUTE
can I just say, once again, s1 Hen is the cutest thing everÂ
@jace how were u this cute at 13??? I didnât even look human when i was that age aksjlksj
[MY DRAMATIC DAUGHTER, ENTER STAGE RIGHT]
Pipes blackmailing Jasp with that cup song video alksjslksj (no wonder her parents assumed it was her who was arrested in that xmas ep lolol)
âI NEVER DID THAT!!!! Why would I do that? I NEVER DID THAT!!!!â
Pipes just shoved Hen out the way to sit on the couch aksljslk
Henry didnât put up much of a fight against Piper in these earlier eps (I mean, when does he ever anyway lol).
jasp....i love u...but...that video is really cringey....
Hen telling Pipes not to put the video on line :)))) my sweet son :)))))
Piper mocking Jasper in the video alkjlskÂ
âWhy does your watch beep like that?â âIt means they need me at work....bye!â âWait! Itâs Sunday. Junk ân Stuff is closed on Sunday.â âRight....I better go tell the customers.â Henry you are a terrible liar
which is expected bc heâs sweet and a mess. not a combo that makes for a skilled liar alkjslkj
âThere is something up with that boy.â YAS CHARLOTTE YAS my smart/observant daughter (tho hen does make it easy with his crap excuses lolol)
âIâm so tired.â âOh, quit whining. It was only 4 miles.â âYeah, 4 miles there and 4 miles back!â ajkjslk poor J
âUuuggghhh Iâm gonna die.â âNOT in the house! If youâre gonna die, do it outside!â Piper does not care. at all.Â
so, what??? Charâs just been chillin in Henâs room in the dark waiting for him to sneak back in??? lolol
poor hen had a mini heart attack ajklksj
Char clearly knows. sheâs just asking all those questions to hear Henâs bs lolol
âI like your shirt.â nice try hen. itâs not working, but nice try.
Char really covered all the bases. she called the store to see if Hen was really there. girl doesnât mess around when sheâs figuring something out. r.e.s.p.e.c.t.
âYou wanna know the truth? Iâm a jazz musician. I donât tell a lot of people, but secretly, I play jazz. A-a-and the only time the jazz clubs are open is late at night.â Hen...who taught you how to lie????
God, P x H are such antipodes. You have one sibling who blackmails others with embarrassing secrets to get what they want and then you have the other sibling who canât come up with a better lie than âI play jazz late at nightâ aksjslk
âThatâs where I was---at a jazz club. Blowing jazz. On mah horn.â i love the way he says this lol
âThatâs because YOUâRE Kid Danger!â and a hush falls over the room...
Hen, make as many weird noises and mock being KD all you want. Itâs not working. aksjlskj
you know, even if Char wasnât an uber smart cookie, hen makes it unbelievably easy to figure out
âAnd I guess you must be Beyonce.â AJKSJKSLJ AN ICONIC HENRY LINE TO PUT IN THE BOOKS, GUYS.
âOkay, this is really big, what Iâm about to tell you.â âWhat? That youâre KD?â âShuuut UUUuuuUUUpppp!â akljslkj
âIâm KD.â âI know. I figured that out.â CHARLOTTE YOU ARE MY QUEEN
âI swear Iâm never gonna tell anyone.â âThanks.â âCan I tell Jasper???â âWha---NOOOOOO!!!!â
I love the way he says this in his lil 13 yr old squeaky voice aksjlsksjÂ
also Char wanting to include J from the get-go :â))))
Ray was so light and cheerful in this season. heâs all âHenry, I didnât know you were working today. Did I butt-beep you???â whereas now heâs all âYoU cAnâT bE sIcK. yOuâRe ObViOuSlY lYiNg To Me!!!!â ugh
:(((( you can tell Hen is having a hard time telling Ray that Char knows
props to him tho. i wouldâve put if off until it eventually just came out at the worst time possible jakjslskj
âCan I talk to you about something?â âUhhhh....babies come from the baby store!!!â oh Ray
âWhatâd you tell her?â âThat I am KD.â âOhhhh.â âYouâre not mad, are you?â âNo, Iâm not mad.â âOh, good.â âYouâre fired.â jkalsjlk RAY YOU DONâT KNOW HOW TERRIBLE HE IS AT LYING. IT WOULDâVE BEEN SO MUCH WORSE IF HE KEPT UP THE LIE
also Henâs face is causing me pain. heâs so sad :((((
Rayâs being so serious....Iâm not used to this.Â
âWhen trust is broken, it can never be fixed.â âYes it can!â âRead this fortune cookie.â ââWhen trust is broken, it can never be fixedâ....â âLetâs not argue with the Chinese.â aksjslkÂ
also Ray is really that next level extra. he has fortune cookies to prove his point lolol a legend
Henry listening to jazz and downing a bottle of chocolate syrup alksjslk is this the pg version of drowning your woes in alcohol???
âYouâre not gonna find the answer at the bottom of a bottle of chocolate.â *takes bottle away* *Hen takes out a second bottle* âI wonât know if I donât look.âÂ
my poor bb. he really thinks heâs a lousy KD
I WANT TO HUG HIM THRU MY LAPTOP SCREEN.
HEN YOU SAVED CM ON YOUR SECOND DAY ON THE JOB. YOU ARE A GREAT KD.Â
klajdkl Henry singing a sad version of the cup song
they played a cheering sound effect while he sang omg
(I remember watching a vid where Jace said he doesnât sing and itâs âprobably for the best.â aksjslkjs)
classic pouty/depressed hen laying on his couch. :((((
itâs kind of playing tricks on my mind bc i remember when he did that after he couldnât defeat Drex, but he looked SOOOO much older in that ep lolol
Jasp having to do Piperâs chores lol
âHenry, come to the Swellview Park right now.â âNooooo. Iâm not in the mood for trees.â jaklsj it be like that sometimes
Piper: âAHHHHH!!!! HEN-RYYYY!!!â Henry: *sighs like âhere we go againâ* akjslk
I LOVE THESE PIPER X HENRY INTERACTIONS (even if itâs her yelling at him lolol)
âIs that makeup on your face???â jokes on you, Hen. youâre all wearing makeup.
i love the faces Hen makes while Piper yells. theyâre great
gotta hand it to Ella. she was really committed to this part
âTo a club with mah gurlsss.â PIPER NO
âClub 11âł god can u imagine a whole place dedicated to 10-11 yr olds??? i have siblings that age and itâs the worst. possible. age. ever.Â
I donât even understand them most the time. you think i would be able to considering how in tune I am with my kid side, but the stuff they do/say/like is lost on me
sorry for that sidebar
okay, Piper has a fake ID??? a fake license, a fake ID. HOW R U AND HEN EVEN RELATED???
Henâs out here fighting crime while his lil sis is committing them akljsslkj
I love Henâs overall indifference??? Like, heâs just like âyou better hope mom doesnât find outâ heâs not threatening to tell on her. he just like ânot my problemâ
even when sheâs yelling at him heâs like âwhatever. i gotta go.â ajlskjlk I love him
j now has blackmail of his own. oh, how the tables have turned.Â
âTHIS IS NOT OKAY!!!!!â NEITHER IS YOU TRYING TO GET INTO CLUBS UNDERAGE, PIPER!!!!!
Char is so awesome. instead of just feeling bad about getting hen fired, sheâs out her actively trying to help him out, and sheâs not doing it for him. sheâs just guiding him. she leaves all the redeeming to him. what a stand up character. wow. i lover her.Â
wedding crashers chenry style aljksjsl
duh it looks like the phone shark, hen. HE HAS METAL TEETH.
âNow go do CM a favor and catch the phone shark.....Kid Danger.â I squealed. we love supportive bffs here
Henâs got that pep back in his stepÂ
âWhat up with the gum?â aksjlsklsjÂ
OKAY ABOUT THIS GUM THING
I thought Schwoz made the gum???? If he did, then how does Hen have a tube with his own gum for his costume??? Ray and Schwoz are estranged at this point in the show. Schwoz doesnât even know Ray has a sidekick let alone who Hen is, so how??? does he??? have it????
are they trying to tell me Ray made it???
i love him, but no.Â
maybe Gooch???Â
I donât know
âIn sickness and in health, in fitness and obesity, as long as you both can stand it.â these wedding vows are more accurate than the traditional ones, honestly
Henry. looks. so. cute. in. his. lil. costume. like. a. baby. duck. trying. to. be. a. superhero. :)))))
okay, so phone shark guy bites phones, but why??? like, does he eat them, or does he just enjoy biting them??
homeboy is looking at henâs phone like itâs a whole snack....so he does eat them???
i need to know.Â
âMmmmmm gotta love that new phone smeeEEeeellll.â akjslkj jace was so goofy in the earlier seasons
Charlotte......y do u have binoculars??? this is all happening ten feet in front of you.....???
HEN JUST JUMPED ON THE BACK OF A MAN WITH METAL TEETH. I DONâT WANT TO HEAR ANYONE DISSING HIM AS A SIDEKICK OR ANYTHING ELSE.Â
omg the phone shark spun hen and his feet clocked the bride in the face ajklsjlksj
yo wedding gifts are expensive af and Hen just made the phone shark wreck all of them lolol oops
EVERYONE IS CHEERING FOR KD. YAS. YAS. YAS. GIVE HIM THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVES.Â
omg Henâs lil celebration dance is so cute :))))
he. gave. CM. all. the. credit. can. u. believe. my. son. is. such. a. good. person.
âIt was really my boss, CM.â âInteresting. Can you tell us more?â â.....No....â lololol
Rayâs all âyou gave me all the creditâ in this awed voice DAWWWWWW
y is he suited up as CM tho???
âWell everyoneâs been giving you a hard time about catching the phone shark. I figured Iâd help you out.â YAâLL I AM SOBBING. THIS IS THE SWEETEST BOY.OL
âUhhhhh excuse me? Iâm the one who found the phone shark.âÂ
TELL. THEM. CHARLOTTE. Like, who are you to go giving credit??? Iâm the one who found him???
Ray doing one of those full body groans that he always does. dramatique
âCharlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte. What am I going to do with you?â âI think itâs pretty obvious: give me a job here! You guys need me.â GIRL YOU DONâT KNOW THE HALF OF IT.
srsly how many times does Char save their a**es??? too many times to count. hiring her is one of the best things youâll ever do, Ray.
HENRY IS SUCH A LIL BEAN COMPARED TO`RAY. LIKE, THEYâRE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER, BOTH WEARING THEIR SUPER SUITS, AND JUST---HENRY. IS. SO. TINY. O. M. G.
Char explaining how she found the phone shark and making it clear how obvious her thought process was while Ray x Hen are just like â.....â
âI called some dentists...â âWe shouldâve called some dentist!â âWe totally shouldâve!â âThen I went online...â âWe shouldâve gone online!â âWhat is wrong with us???â
they feel so dumb for not thinking of cheCKING DENTAL RECORDS FOR SOMEONE WITH METAL TEETH. HONESTLY YOU TWO. HOW HAVE YOU GOTTEN THIS FAR????
if it wasnât obvious before that you need Char, is pretty obvious now.Â
âOff to my cousinâs wedding. Hope they serve phones for dessert. LOL.â âSheâs good.â âShe is.â COME ON GUYS. I AGREE, CHAR IS GOOD, BUT HOW DO YOU NOT PIECE ALL THAT OBVIOUSNESS TOGETHER????
Honestly, Ray getting a younger sidekick makes the most sense to me because can u imagine Ray trying to navigate social media??? or going through the internet like char did??? or hacking into anything??? No.
dude needed some gen z kids to help him out with the modern world aljskljs
âShe could really help us out around here.â YOU AINâT LYING.
âUs???â âOh, right....you fired me.â âWell you broke the oath.â he sounds like such a pouty manchild akjslkjskj
wow hen ur already on a first name basis with your boss
i donât know why iâm just pointing this out
homeboy was calling him Ray within a few hours ajlkjsklsj
Hen was so happy when Ray hired him back :))))))
DAWWWW HEN X RAY JUST SHARED THE CUTEST HUG!!!!!!!!
Char:Â âCough cough cough.â lolol
âWhat are you going to do about Charlotte???â âUUUuuuuuUUUggggGGGhhhHHH well, she knows youâre KD. She knows who I am. She knows where the Man Cave is because you brought her down here!â I laughed so hard here. poor Hen was too excited about his job well done so he just took Char into their super secret hideout akljslk
âSooooooo what does that mean?â âThat we either have to kill you, erase your brain, or give you a job.â
REALLY RAY. REALLY. YOUâRE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SIDEKICKâS TRUSTWORTHY BFF SPILLING YOUR SECRET, BUT WHEN A VILLAIN. WHO. WANTS. TO. DESTROY. YOU!!!!! ESCAPES WITH BOTH YOUR IDENTITIES, YOU JUST LET HER GO???? YOU NEVER TRY TO FIND HER AGAIN???? TF?????
âI vote job.â âWe can really erase her brain???â âDude!â cuties
âAlright, she can have a job here--â *C x H celebrate* â--IF--â *C x H jump* â--she can pass the pickle test.â *C x H share similar âtf???â expressions*Â
BORK!!! MY MAN!!!! (i just realized Gooch wasnât in this one)
I wish theyâd give Bork more of a role. :( they just have him kind of....grunt....and thatâs all.
I do like in the green finger ep where he just dumps Ray out of the shopping cart though bc same jkajlskjl (Ray was being such a baby in that ep and I wouldâve done the same)
âYou have to prove youâre clever enough to work for CM.â âI found the phone shark.â âWell anyone could do that.â âNot you two.â âWell, you know what--â âOkay, letâs not go there.â aksjdlkj
not gonna lie, when Ray was like, âget the pickle outâ the first thing I thought of--before Char did it--was to just break the jar alkjslksj great minds think alike, Char ;)))
âHow much time does she have?â âExactly five min--â *shatters the jar* âHereâs your pickle.â
âThat was Borkâs favorite jar.â pfffff
âSo, wait, is Charlotte hired???â âYeah....yeah sheâs hired.â
theyâre little celebratory high-five was too. cute.Â
i love my smol happy bbs
Henry being all excited to show her the tubes :)))))
âHug me.â *side-eyes him*Â âJust trust meee.â CLASSIC CHENRY MOMENT AJLKSJLSKJ
BORK COMING BACK TO GET HIS JAR AND SEEING IT BROKEN AJKLSJSLK THAT DRAMATIC LOOK OFF INTO THE DISTANCE WHILE A SINGLE TEAR FALLS DOWN HIS CHEEK. GET THIS MAN AN OSCAR ALKJLSKJ
Piper scrubbing Jâs feet lolol thatâs karma, P.
another wholesome episode that left me all smiley and happy :)))))
i love early Henry. he was such a little cutie who was excited about everything
there was some GREAT Char content this ep---she was one of the biggest parts
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#this is almost therapeutic for me#they make me so happy#episode synopsis#hd rewatch#the secret gets out
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M.E.G.A Chronicles 3 Special: The Search For Suzuki's Parents
M.E.G.A Chronicles 3 Special: The Search For Suzuki's Parents
By: Roninhunt0987
the search for Suzuki The Cat's parents and introducing Suzuki's biological parents for the very first time... :3 enjoy the special folks
Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners
-Kato/Prower residence-
Suzuki: -sitting down on the couch barepawed and in Her pajamas as its the anniversary of when she was adopted by Master Splinter and her brothers wondering if her biological parents is still alive-
Leo: -here for a week with his brothers and master splinter since its snowing in New York of having a snowstorm and such and worried about Suzuki-
Raph: -sees Jared come downstairs in his winter gear- huh?? hey why ya in your winter gear?? Mikey: something up??
Donnie: ? Gen'ichi: hu?? Master Splinter: Jared-san what is it up??
Jared: I had a dream... felt so real.... like someone calling me for help I need to investigate this stat..
Raph: be careful out there
Jared: right.. -heads on out- Donnie: hey try not to get into too much trouble
Jared: heh... aren't I always -heads on out-
Donnie: .w. sigh... why does he always say that
Title: M.e.g.a Chronicles 3 special: The Search For Suzuki's parents
By: Roninhunt0987
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-Tokyo, Japan-
Jared: -just warped in via electric warp as he has gear on along with protection as his HUD goes active as he walks into the abandoned Village where Suzuki used to live to find some clues- hmmmm... -walks and goes into the main hut as scans for clue and sees foot prints and checks and sees its very fresh- someone's been here -uses his scanner to scan the footprints and sees it belongs to Suzuki's parent which means they been here and continues to walk in some small woods and of course walks and sees fresh robots destroyed which belongs to Omelette and Classic Eggman-
Robots: X-x
Jared: wait... this is where I was called for help -walks and sees a halofeed left behind and sees it belongs to Suzuki's parents as he has a look see and eyes widens as he takes off his mask- Suzuki's parents are alive... but where are they taken to I wonder... -sees the final part of the feed that its at Classic Eggman and Omelette's HQ somewhere in Megaville city- I see... they were searching for Suzuki and getting prepared for it well.. time to pay those morons a visit -warps out-
-at the enemy base- Orbot and Cubot: -watching detail of eggbots bringing Suzuki's parents=
Classic Eggman: heh you two are so hard to find eh
Omelette: :3 Sharpklaw The Cat: -spits at em- your time will come when someone comes to our rescue scumbag
Aki The Cat: -scared not to mention having an injured arm-
Classic Eggman: now then to-
Alarms: -goes off- Omelette: oh now what
Flashbang: -thrown in-
Classic Eggman and Omelette: oh sh-
Flashbang: BLAM!!! Classic Eggman and Omelette: WHAT THE HELL!!! -gets knocked out cold- Eggbots: -gets blown up from heavy machine guns- Orbot and Cubot: -knocked cold-
Sharpklaw: uggh -laying on the floor with Aki- wha,.
Aki: ugggh... hu??
Jared: -removes his mask and smiles- Suzuki's parents I assume
Sharpklaw: hu?? wait ya know our daughter?? Aki: Suzuki's alive how-
Jared: she's been alive for a while in fact she has been raised by a rat name Splinter along with 4 turtles and a kitsune... I heard ya call for help... i'm here to rescue you
Sharpklaw: thanks for the rescue uhh...
Jared: Jared... Jared Amadeus Prower at your service sir
Aki: thank you young man... please.. can ya take us to our daughter
Jared: -smiles- can do follow me -gets going as he gets on out of here-
Sharpklaw and Aki: -follows-
-moments later-
Classic Eggman: ugggh... what the hell -gets up to see the entire base got blown up and surprising still alive as he gets out of the crushed rubble-
Omelette: ._.;;;;; -looks to classic eggman-
Classic Eggman: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN BASE!!!
Vice: .w.;;;
Nicron: .w. -points at the wall still standing that says Deadpool wuz here with a drawn pic of deadpool flipping the bird- ._. I really hate that freak
Deadpool: -pops in- SURPRISE MOTHERF**KER!!! -kicks Nicron in the nuts- KICKCRACK!! Nicron: OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHH!!!! -on the floor- Deadpool: XD enjoy rebuilding -runs off while doing the woop woop woop thing-
Classic Eggman: =w= I hate that deadpool
-at the house-
Suzuki: -channel flipping-
-insert Different World by Alan Walker Feat. Sofia Carson, K-391 and Corsak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-PJmmvyP10 -
Jared: -walks in and smiles-
Suzuki: hu??
Sharpklaw The Cat and Aki The Cat: -walks in and smiles-
Suzuki: -tears up- DAD... MOM!! -runs and hugs and starts to cry as she hugs them-
Appalo: -smiles and watches this moment-
Appalia Hamato, Haru Hamato and Penny Foxwolf Hamato: -smiles-
Splinter: -smiles-
Leo and Donnie: -smiles-
Mikey: -smiles-
Sharpklaw and Aki The Cat: -hugging their daughter-
Suzuki: -hugging-
Raph: -sheds a tear-
Gen'ichi: heh
Suzuki: I saw that big guy
Raph: uhm uhh... just something in my eye uh... okay so I am not made of stone... heh
Gen'ichi: -chuckles-
Suzuki: -smiles- everyone... this is my biological parents... Sharpklaw and Aki...
Aki The Cat: -looks to Splinter- thank you so much for raising our daughter now we can live together as one
Splinter: agreed
Suzuki: -hugs Jared- Thank you so much for finding my parents... I knew they were alive somehow... how did ya find them
Jared: well in a nutshell Classic Eggman and Omelette was involved somehow so I knew they had something to do with this... at the end I had deadpool deal with them by blowing their base his way
Suzuki: XD hehe typical deadpool
Sharpklaw: who??
Jared: an associtate of ours who happens to mess with the bad guys
Deadpool: -pops in- XD also very hilarious too -looks to the viewers- :3 right guys
Raph: .w. who are ya talking to?? Deadpool: uhh nothing in particular so yea hehe welp off to get some mexican food -gets going as he smashes wario's car and plants it on stupid mario of using stupid mario's baseball bat-
Wario: -walks over and sees his car smashed- WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN CAR!!!
Stupid Mario: hu?? -gets his baseball bat-
Wario: WHY YOU!!!
Stupid Mario: AHHHH!!!
Wario: -starts smash his face in with a crowbar-
Sharpklaw: -blinks- uhhhhh
Aki The Cat: who on earth is that
Jared and Suzuki: -facepalm- stupid mario...
Sharpklaw: hey wait a minute I know him now he's the jerk that ate my food when ya mother and I were trying to find you
Jared and Suzuki: -facepalm- oh brother
Raph: .w. man he really doesn't know how to leave things well along huh??
Jared: .w. nope
Raph: ._.;;;;
Mikey: X3 hey lets play some X-box Jared and Suzuki: ^^ okay
Mikey: hehe -starts it-
X-box 360: -starts up but gets a red ring of death-
-scene pans outside the house-
Mikey: ahhhh Shell!!!
Scene: -does a small fart noise of blacking out-
TFS Nappa: :3 the end... Hey Vegeta
Vegeta: what?? TFS Nappa: -plays Little birdie legs from Battlefield friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSaZq0kbZZw -
TFS Vegeta: -facepalm- goddammit nappa...
-XD END XD-
-RH0987 PRODUCTIONS 2021-
@otakuneko-lotus to read
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supercorp fic where lena needs to chill tf out so she smokes a joint on her balcony, supergirl shows up. at first she try's to give the anti-drug talk to lena but gives in and tells her she used to smoke too. kara is a giggly stoned, lena puts a blanket around them and she forgets she isnt there as kara (outing her as sg) all the fluff and angst pleaseeeeee
Ok, so Iâm a huge nerd and figured Karaâs metabolism is toofast for the weed to have any affect on her, so I modified this a bit. Hope youlike it just the same :)
p.s. bonus points if you can spot the parks and recreference (come on, I couldnât let this opportunity pass me by!)
Hereâs the link if you wanna read it on AO3:Â http://archiveofourown.org/works/10159067/chapters/22708448
Kara didnât know why she put on the suit. Itâs not like shecould exactly use her powers after she solar flared in her attempts to destroyCadmusâ new army of cyborgs, but she needed to not be Kara Danvers right now.She needed to be a symbol of hope, of strength, not for the sake of the public,but rather for herself. So, she put on the suit, went outside, and just startedwalking.
It seemed like she had been wandering the streets for hourswhen she looked up and noticed where she was. Somehow, she found herself at thefoot of the infamous L-corp building, and she couldnât help but laugh at theirony of the situation. Here she was, standing outside the building that LenaLuthor owned, when her mother was the cause of all of Karaâs problems in thefirst place. But Kara knew that Lena was nothing like her mother. UnlikeLillian, Lena was trying to make a positive difference in the world, to reversethe impact of her brotherâs actions. Lena was the furthest thing from evil.Lena was⌠well, Kara didnât really know exactly what Lena was, just that shetrusted her, and she was a good friend, although lately, she had begun to feellike something more.
So, when she looked up and saw that the lights in Lenaâsoffice were on, she walked right on into the mostly empty building, up theelevator, and when she got to Lenaâs floor, she was surprised to be stopped byLenaâs secretary, Jess. She was about to remind Jess that Lena had already toldher that she was always welcome to go into her office when she realised thatJess wasnât seeing Kara Danvers, she was seeing Supergirl, and that realisationmade Jessâ bewildered expression make a whole lot more sense.
âUh- you- you have to wait while I- while I tell Ms. Luthoryouâre here. S-sorry. Standard procedure,â Jess just barely managed to stammerout.
âThatâs okay, Jess, I understand,â
âYou- you know my name?â asked Jess excitedly.
Realising her mistake, Kara scrambled to come up with anexcuse for why she knew the name of a person she had supposedly never metbefore, but she didnât have to, because right then, Jessâ phone rang, and shehesitated while reaching for it, but with one look at the understanding smile onKaraâs face, she picked up the phone and answered.
Seeing that she had already made Jess so nervous, Karafigured she should do the polite thing, which was to sit and wait for Jess toget in touch with Lena, although somehow, she knew that Lena wouldnât have aproblem with Supergirl paying her a surprise visit. Besides, it wasnât like shehad anyplace else to be. She was of no use to the DEO without her powers, andwhile Alex, Winn and Jâonn were trying to figure out Cadmusâ next move, she wouldonly be getting in the way. And she didnât want to go home, where she would bealone with her thoughts, which were currently way too overwhelming for her todeal with, so this was pretty much the only place she felt comfortable being atthe moment.
âUm⌠Ms. Supergirl?â Jess said nervously.
âOh, you can just call me Supergirl. Ms. Supergirl was my mother,âKara said with a smile.
Jess laughed, and Kara could see the nerves go out of her withthe realisation that Supergirl was, in fact, a total dork, and not just the fierce,celestial being she was made out to be. âRight, well, you can go on ahead up toMs. Luthorâs office. She isnât picking up her phone right now, which is weirdbecause she usually always does, but Iâm sure she wouldnât mind me making anexception for Supergirl. â
Kara got up, gave her an appreciative smile, and walked intoLenaâs office. However, when she got in, she realised that Lena was not in herusual spot behind her desk, but was out on the balcony, looking out over thecity.
Lena turned around when she heard Supergirl approaching her,and to Karaâs surprise, she was holding something small in her hand, somethingthat looked like a cigarette- no- a joint. She was holding a joint. And fromthe looks of it, sheâd been smoking it for a while now.
âSupergirl! What a surprise! To what do I owe the pleasure?â Lena was looking at Kara with a dazedexpression, even as she flashed a cute smile that, for some reason, made Karaâsheart flutter.
âI just- I- is that a joint?â
âOh, this? Yeah, I was just looking to blow off some steam.Itâs been a long day,â Lena tried to focus on Kara, extending the hand that washolding the joint. âYou want a pull?â
âWha- I- pfft- I donât- I donât smoke,â Kara spluttered.
âOh, come on, are you telling me that Supergirl doesnât needa little something to help her get through her rough days every now and then?â
Kara couldnât think clearly. All she could see was theform-fitting red dress Lena was wearing that made her green eyes look somehoweven greener than they usually did, and between that and the fact that Lena wassomehow even more charming than usual despite being high, Karaâs heart wasracing a mile a minute.
âI ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense.It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns outthere wasnât any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.âKara winced at the absurdity of her story, but Lena just grinned wickedly.
âSo⌠basically, what youâre telling me is that you once atea brownie⌠in college,â
At this, Kara felt the heat rising in her face as her cheeksturned a bright red.
âIâm just teasing,â Lena smirked, âso, you never did answermy question. What brings you to L-Corp at 2 in the morning? Something on yourmind?â
Kara didnât know how to answer Lenaâs question withoutrevealing the fact that she was essentially powerless because of Lenaâs mother,and instead just shook her head.
âItâs nothing.â
Lena, sensing Karaâs hesitation, leaned forward and offeredthe joint once again.
âHere, itâll take the edge off,â Her expression was solemnand sympathetic, and this time, Kara only hesitated a second before taking thejoint and bringing it up to her mouth.
She paused for a moment before slowly, cautiously taking apull from it, and immediately feeling like her throat was on fire and eruptinginto a coughing fit.
âYeah, that happens the first time or so. It gets easier,though, trust me. And after a few minutes, itâll all be worth it.â
So, Kara took another pull, and then another, until thesmoke didnât burn the back of her throat, and she felt surreal. Over the courseof a few minutes, Kara repeated the process several times until she reallystarted to feel the effects the weed was taking on her.
âWhoa, slow down there, Supergirl, we donât want everythingto hit you all at once, now, do we?â Â Lenawas doing that thing where she widens her eyes, and leans her whole body intoKara, and Kara couldnât help but stare into her eyes and grab her arm.
âHow did they get your eyes so green? I mean, were theyalways this green? They look as green as grass, and- oh! Grass is another- itâsanother word for weed!â Kara wouldnât stop giggling, and Lena could swear itwas the most beautiful sound in the world. Who knew the girl of steel couldgiggle so much?
âWow, your office is so big! Iâm getting a little dizzy, canwe sit down? And itâs a bit chilly today, do you have any blankets?â
So, Lena led Supergirl over to her couch and pulled theblanket that, until now had lain on the couch as decoration, over the both ofthem.
âThere, is that better, Supergirl?â Lena asked, because, ifSupergirl was going to be smoking weed for the first time with Lena Luthor, itwas going to be worth doing again. After all she was one of Lenaâs only two friends in National City.
âYes, much. Although whenever, I get cold, my sister Alexlikes to cuddle with me and- oops! You werenât supposed to know that! No youwerenât,â And with that, she dissolved into another giggling fit.
It took Lena a second to put two and two together, buthadnât Kara Danvers told her that her sisterâs name was Alex? And, come tothink of it, Kara did look a lot likeSupergirl. Lena tried to keep her cool as she wrapped her arm around Kara andbridged the gap between their bodies under the blanket.
âItâs ok, Kara, your secretâs safe with me.â And she meantit, Kara Danvers had become Lenaâs biggest supporter in a world that wasconstantly trying to put her down, and Supergirl did just the same, so Lenawould give up her company before she let any harm come to her friend.
âHmm, Iâm glad I can count on you, Lena,â murmured Kara asshe snuggled up closer to Lena. âWow, youâre really warm and cozy.â
As she was drifting off to sleep with Karaâs head nestled upon her shoulder, she realised the most surprising thing about the fact thatKara was Supergirl and couldnât help but wonder, âWait, does that mean I onlyhave one friend in National City?â
But when she looked around at Kara, she saw that she wasalready fast asleep, and Lena knew that having only one friend in the citywasnât so bad, because this one friend? She was worth more than any number ofacquaintances Lena could ever have.
#supergirl#supergirl fic#supercorp#supercorp fic#supercorp minific#kara zor-el#kara danvers#lena luthor#kara x lena#mine#jess the secretary#ask#answered
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