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wastedpurity · 2 months ago
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ubering home from a party i could have spent the night at because i want to shower in my own bathroom and now i am home pooping and looking forward to watching the office in the shower
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redbloodstar · 4 months ago
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Litwe weniez 🩵
Thrax loves his new washed boi
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theinfinitedivides · 1 year ago
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BOAV/EVILIVE and TWOE really be like boyfriend? dead. cops? deceased. gang? dissolved. marriage? nonexistent. morals? gone to the dogs. heterosexuality? shot. hotel? trivago
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bees-figurines · 1 month ago
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It's funny how Wymack is such an early bird compared to Kevin. He must have gotten his circadian rhythm from his mum, which makes it funnier. Imagine how they must have been them as a couple.
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chaika-jpeg-shitpost · 3 months ago
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what explaining mahoyome to other people feels like
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galaxywarp · 1 month ago
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This empty space in between me deciding what I want to do next is freaking me out.
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pollen · 1 month ago
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ok i wrote over 12k words today my eyes brain hands... everything is so fried
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grossillygirl · 2 months ago
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what's the request for titty tuesday, roomies? lmk lmk.
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heartshapedcloud · 4 months ago
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cannibalisticcorpse · 11 months ago
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growling and also snarling
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mearcatsreturns · 6 months ago
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kitchen: flooded
building management: silent
me: very Tired
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wolfpuppygirl · 7 months ago
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Dogsitting (part 3)
In all the excitement for this, you had gone over every detail you could think of with your partner. Nothing calmed your brain like a good plan. You'd covered more travel plans and boundary negotiations in the preceding week than most armies. You even had a rough menu down, having volunteered to help cook and do dishes some days since you'd be there so long.
None of that planning could have prepared you for how immediate everything was. You'd talked it out. How you wanted the first meeting to go. Both of you had little bits and pieces you were craving and a lot had been put on the first step through the door since you don't get to repeat the first time.
The immediacy threw you more than you expected. You hadn't considered that you had no time to get settled or comfortable. Yes you had wanted this, but you were starting to work yourself up in a bad way. Your partner was parroting lines from the plans you had both made with a practiced almost robotic rhythm. That when it hit you. You called out a red light and they breathed a sigh of relief,
"Sorry sorry. I just was getting overwhelmed and I just want to set my stuff down and also I really have to pee." Your last words broke the anxious look on their face an replaced it with a giggle.
They centered themselves and said with a bit more comfort in their voice, "You don't have to be sorry. You never have to be sorry for stopping. I was starting to consider it too. I felt like I was going to mess up our first time and I was so worried which made me worse at it which made me more worried and it was just a spiral."
Their breathing steadied out and when you were sure they were feeling better you reached out to hug them. The now increasingly familiar scent helped you relax further and your scent appeared to be doing the same for them.
You pulled back enough to touch your forehead to theirs. "Let's just take it easy tonight and if something happens it happens. Otherwise, our first night together is happy just because we get to be together." Your words push out the last of the anxiety from their body and they fall into you for a deeper hug. When they pull back they give you a kiss and it's with kinky embarrassment you both realize it's your first together. You had both been so busy planning all of the role play and trying to get everything perfect that you forgot to kiss each other.
The moment is like a pressure release valve, bleeding more tension off the moment. A couple of quick pecks later you ask, "Okay really, where's your restroom? I really have to pee and the station lines were so long."
They giggle and point down the hallway and you scurry away. They giggle, sigh, bat their eyes, and put on the biggest dreamiest smile. When they realize their partner had come back out from putting your stuff away, they blush a bit.
Their partner just laughs and says, "You're hopeless, and you are so painfully gay." The extra emphasis only adds to the following laughter and when you return you can't help but be overwhelmed by the joy of seeing someone you love be loved and love back.
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variousqueerthings · 2 months ago
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the dots im connecting on due south ... they're being connected
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zkretchy · 2 years ago
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Just some post Re4 Remake down time
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oodlesodoodles · 2 years ago
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bibleofficial · 1 month ago
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ok so man that i hooked up w like 2 weeks ago that i wanted to see for like dates: cancelled. i’m bored of him 😭😭😭
#stream#ALKSALKSALKSLAKSLAKSLA#like ok#he needs to let me know like EARLIER than 30 MINUTES BEFORE to see me#& u need to not have like#an hour SHARP to leave like i need more than an hour IF IM HOSTING !!!!! like i want ATTENTION after#+ i would’ve cleaned everything like an insane person#‘like an insane person’ u mean ‘bc ur an insane person’#anyway#i haven’t showered in days bc i’ve been compulsively cleaning until im so exhausted that i just pass out#like literally everyday#but i mean there’s no reason for me to leave the house bc u gotta clean & then i can’t have anyone HERE bc i got SHIT TO CLEAN so they don’t#DIE FROM ILLNESS & DISGUST & MY DIRT (a quarter of a piece of a small leaf that was tracked in at the door)#ALSKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSL but ok what’s so fucking funny is that IF SOMEONE ELSE says like ‘i’m coming over at 5’ & it’s like ‘10a’ i will#LITERALLY get everything done so fucking quick like i will be SONIC & then im right there ready to go like :D#ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLA but if ive to do it for ME irs like wow this is agony im going to die i should kill myself bc ur such a wreck stupid#anyway maybe i should talk to the therapist abt this bc it does Not Seem to Be Healthy#so he will be like ‘we’re going for about 2 tomorrow :)’ at like 1p that day & i agree then he doesn’t message me until like 1 saying ‘i’ll#be free in an hour x’ like#like i sent questions to him like ‘so what do u think abt xyz’ would u do xyz like gaming or whatever u know then he answers them the whole#next day idk it’s like ur literally expecting me to drop everything to suck ur dick for 30 mins & that’s just#it ain’t it#like ALSKALSKLAKSALSLAKSLAKAS at this point i’m just going to block him next time he does that 😭😭😭#probably never going to see him again i’ve never seen him since the first time#literally i was like ‘hey i’ll be free …’ for like 1.5week & then just gave up on that bc he never was or wouldn’t respond until late like#girl …. this is BORING ur DULL u don’t even DO ANYTHING as far as i KNOW 😭😭😭😭 he’s always like ‘at work :)’ ‘watching tv :)’ ‘cooking :)’#that’s it#like …. ok
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