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wastedpurity · 6 days ago
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i love that dogs wear little sweaters here
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wastedpurity · 7 days ago
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subway slime dripped on me ive been baptized
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wastedpurity · 8 days ago
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Pasta pasta party oh yeah baby I want to eat at a pasta party
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wastedpurity · 13 days ago
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omg have a true crush for the first time in what could be years and holy shit am i fucked but baby i am having fun!
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wastedpurity · 13 days ago
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baby’s first fall
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wastedpurity · 1 month ago
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on a date started talking about a poop comedy bit i have
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wastedpurity · 2 months ago
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ubering home from a party i could have spent the night at because i want to shower in my own bathroom and now i am home pooping and looking forward to watching the office in the shower
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wastedpurity · 2 months ago
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had a dream i was in a band
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wastedpurity · 2 months ago
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omg originally wasn’t certain about following up with a friend about a late plan but then while there i either met the love of my life or my new best friend
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wastedpurity · 2 months ago
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God is looking out for me (past version of myself who made fettuccine alfredo)
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wastedpurity · 2 months ago
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anytime im drunk heading back from a party and i see the skyline im like omg i live in new york city
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wastedpurity · 2 months ago
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pondering at 2 am
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wastedpurity · 3 months ago
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Reading Ross Gay’s The Book of Delights when the man in a lawn chair shirtlessly sunbathing (who I looked over to see looking at me when I looked at him) heard his name from a passing friend for him to remove his geriatric sunglasses and offer the man a seat on the lawn next to him where the middle-aged man sat criss-cross applesauce like a child beaneath his feet and they chat (loud enough that the sunbather who is two weeks away from his eighty-eighth birthday can hear without his hearing aids) about a short-term-or-long-term issue that I can only auditorly grasp but oh how that brought me joy
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wastedpurity · 3 months ago
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Laying on a park bench sunbathing in central park
wearing a beanie in seventy seven degrees
because my heads got the best of me
and I am attracting passing glances
wondering what the chances
that I have no home to go to
but my body is my home
and betrays me on the contrary
even if I go back to my
thousand dollar apartment
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wastedpurity · 3 months ago
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microdosed some shrooms to see if it will curb my headache and now headed to sit on the train god be with me for thee journey
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wastedpurity · 3 months ago
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i know i am about to start my period soon because i am crying over max and goofy’s relationship
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wastedpurity · 3 months ago
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Tonight I saw Mia Farrow and Patti Lupone in the Broadway show The Roommates. Absolutely incredible! At one point they slow dance and the intimacy I felt from them made me shed a tear.
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