#and watch their embarrassment

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[jacks-and-graves]

Can’t wait to go to spirit Halloween and get mistaken as an employee again this year.

[intercrusher]

guess who cried!

[sierice]

ep 4 of the show was actually craaaazy imagine athena getting downright embarrassed in at the weekly family mail opening meeting because your 12 year old daughter was an accomplice in playing the biggest screw you to the gods in forever and then there's poseidon whose son was the one who CAME UP w the idea and he's like my parenting MY parenting im so proud of him. im going to help him on his quest right now actually. why is he falling.

[beif0ngs]

everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now 

[noodles-and-tea]

YOOO YOU LIKE MOUTHWASHING??!!

Yessirrrrr

[prncssguya]

moderator ate him up. he’s getting fact-checked live. it’s over for him i fear

[thatnununguy]

They all should've been at the cluuuuub....

[xbuster]

Are Vtuber fans not embarrassed about being the lamest people on the face of the planet

[kibibarel]

some of the reactions to the alleged pre-release Typhlosion shit from the teraleak i've seen are sooooo funny in a stupid way.......like I Understand, but also it is stupid.

self-proclaimed "monster-fuckers" when they read an incredibly standard shapeshifter myth:

[seiwas]

you wear katsuki’s clothes to bed.

among all your cotton and silk pajamas, you prefer the thinning fabric of his faded tees. there are holes in some of them, just a few more seams away from their undoing as they fit far too large on you—but that’s why you love them.

they’re comfy and worn; lived in with love from the man that you love. when katsuki is gone for days or weeks at a time, you find his warmth intertwined within the threads of his t-shirts. when the fabric presses against your back, the bed doesn’t feel nearly as empty as it is.

(though it can never replace him. nothing can, you fear.)

“hoggin’ all my shirts,” he tuts, but you know it means nothing. the roll of white fabric is neatly folded unto itself, its crisp corners unfurling once handed over.

you giggle, shaking off its folds and fitting the hem right over your head. from the corner of your eye, you see katsuki’s gaze, watching you wrangle the fabric over you as the towel wrapped around your body slowly drops to the floor.

he turns away then, a little too quickly, a little too abruptly. if you look at him now, you’re sure you’ll find flushed cheeks and crimson eyes burning in shame for wanting you so inopportunely.

“guess you’ll just have to take me with it then.”

[soadscrawl]

i already posted abt this somewhere else but i was infodumping abt voltron to my best friend last night and went to rewatch the "i cradled you in my arms" scene so i could remember it properly and i paused right after lance said he didnt remember anything and im fucking pissing myself this is a man that is truly defeated like he wanted lance coming out of the healing pod to be like every fanfic where they have a crazy romantic reconciliation post healing pod and it simply did not happen. if i were keith here id flee the country. the look of simultaneous pain and confusion and emptiness is impossible to articulate. going thru every stage of grief at once. how they managed to fit this much anguish in so few lines is beyond me. and all over a man who listens to weezer and uses axe

[fisherrprince]

Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to Tiktok: The first time I introduced my husband to Stevie Nicks, she told him that she liked his hair. He said, ‘thanks, I grew it myself.’

Eddie: And then he said ‘excuse me,’ turned around and threw up in a potted plant. Nothing but tequila.

Eddie:

Eddie: You guys can’t see Steve right now but he looking at me like he’s trying to a’plode me with his eyes

[sophsun1]

+ bonus:

#it's giving "this new boy I met is kinda cool yet he won't pay attention to me, but whatever I don't care, I don't even like him anyway, he's a loser"

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way too much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.

like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪