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why is carmen wearing that
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thank you @jackie-shitposts for sending me the post that inspired this. and both you and @emily-prentits for helping me see the light of making six different trauma shirts <3
more versions under the cut because i couldnt pick just one traumatic moment. tell me which one is your favorite
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego fanart#my art#i also if you couldnt tell applied my buff/scarred/freckles carmen headcanons#the polycule decided that zack ivy and player as a collective got her the shirts for the holidays#shadowsan got her something normal like a mug#and was appropriately horrified#ill add the silly tags for fun#carmen sandeigo#carmen sandeigo 2019
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Saw a comment of someone saying “it’s not Stolas’s fault. He didn’t mean to cheat.” And I fell down a hole again.
#helluva boss critical#anti Stolas#what to call the state of wishing this was a kid saying this but desperately wishing it was not a kid bc HB is not appropriate for them#ambivalent yet horrified?
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Contemplating it and I think the reason I've always been fond of ghosts over vampires, werewolves, and other stock paranormal entities is because ghosts, at their core, represent Not Getting Over It. They're grudges. They've defied natural laws in order to continue being a bitch about it. No I'm not going to move on. I'm going to make you look at what killed me. I'm going to keep you up at night. Even if they're not actively hostile ghosts are, by their very nature, Haters. Forget biting people in a horny way, if I had to pick an undead fate you will find me in the basement screaming.
#also there is a SLIGHT barrier to putting them in sexy situations#determined writers will work around it but I will take what I can get#anyway as someone living with an invisible disability#the concept of being able to horrify people with gaping mortal wounds is very appealing#oh NOW you see it huh#ofc a prereq to that is dying in an appropriately graphic way and if my illness gets me it will be organ failure
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IS ANYONE ELSE FEELING KIND TODAY!!! IS ANYONE ELSE FEELING GENEROUS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE!!! IS ANYBODY ELSE BEING KIND AND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND EVEN WHEN ITS HARD!!! IS ANYONE ELSE ASSUMING THE BEST OF OTHERS INTENTIONS AND RESPONDING IN KIND!!!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
#having a day ^_^#I love being kind I just wish other people loved being kind more#people on the internet are SO FUCKING MEAN TO EACH OTHER???? its a terrible phenomenon#I have never seen people in real life treat others badly with the horrifying proportion of hate I see online#please. try to be kinder try to be more patient even when its frustrating#I have changed minds and deescalated arguments SO many times by being kind.#if someone is spouting misinfo in a furious rage and they're saying hurtful things? try responding with patience and kindness#even when you don't feel they deserve it. because one of 2 things usually happens#EITHER. they immediately shift their tone because you're talking to them like an equal and not an idiot#OR they continue to be horrible and it makes them look really nasty. its not a good look!! most people won't do the second thing!!#hateful online arguments has turned my mental health into a disgusting stew in the past#since I started being kind out of sheer frustration my mental health has improved a thousandfold#listen. sometimes its okay to be mean. if someone tells you to kill yourself I dont think its appropriate to give them patience and kindnes#BUT. if you treat someone like they're stupid. even if you're right!!! they won't listen to you or consider your words!!#because admitting you're right means admitting that they're stupid like you think they are. that feels bad so people won't do it#my wisdom. today I am so tired
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the funniest take on "deidara is minato's oops baby" is actually one where
minato lives au where he survived the kyuubi attack but naruto and kushina didn't (this is still a comedy i promise)
minato doesn't find out about deidara until he's already a teenaged missing-nin
bc minato lost his family, he's EXTREMELY invested in being a Good Dad to this kid he just found out about
even if he's a screaming s-rank teenaged missing-nin
imagine you're deidara and you're just trying to make art but the fucking yellow flash is obsessed with you
minato: (teleports behind you) hey, son, i think we need to have a conversation about--
deidara who thought he was safe thirty feet in the air on a bird: (SCREAMING)
#minato: (wringing his hands) do you think he likes me??#deidara: (currently dealing with the sheer terror that the guy who he grew up hearing horrifying stories about#just casually redirected a c4 explosion into hiraishin and did not even stop his lecture on appropriate behavior)#EDIT: also i should add that this idea came out of a conversation with tozettastone a very long time ago
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do you- do you think Arthur climbs out the lake like he gets out of bed every morning
completely unfazed, groaning and whining and splashing water at Merlin for being cruel to him at 5 in the morning, while poor Merlins standing there *flabbergasted* at the new development but also somehow unsurprised
#like his morning behavior would be so insanely funny here 😭#merlin wants to commit regicide already and it hasn’t even been 5 minutes#apparently ‘wake up lazy daisy’ was not appropriate 1500 years ago or even now#arthur: 😐 I *was* pushing up daisies…#Merlin: *horrified gasp* Don’t say that!!#Arthur: Too soon? 🤗#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys
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…….alright so something I’m not sure I’ve mentioned here is that I teach scientific illustration at a local university and tonight one of my students came up to me after lecture and asked if I was the one who drew the wing shapes image (it was in my About Me intro slides last week)
They’ve had it in their phone camera roll since like 6th grade and my fucking life flashed before my eyes because oh god that math does check out doesn’t it
#time marches on. horrifying#if you two are reading this it tickled me very much thank you#I hope I reacted appropriately pleased because I was just mentally wheeling from the math
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Yesterday, my son learned a lesson about YouTube censoring the hard way.
He wanted to play Fear and Hunger. Now, he knew what it was, and what happens in it (awful, awful happens).
What he didn't know, because of censoring, is how graphic it is.
I warned him of what's in it, and how it doesn't hide anything, and that he is making this decision himself and I'll not be held accountable if he is traumatize by it.
Took about half an hour before I saw him again.
"I was raped by a monster...it called it a 'stinger', it was not a stinger. I don't know what I just played and my character's ass is bleeding."
I feel I should admit that I was writing something at the time that made my first (mumbled) response less than appropriate, "well yeah, thing that size going in there dry."
"What."
"Nothing, I shouldn't have said that. Did it show the whole thing, or just a cut to the aftermath?"
"No, no, what about the dry."
Brief explanation of lubricants leading to pinched up muppet face, "Yeah I didn't need that."
"You might someday. Now did it show the whole thing or cut?"
"Whole thing."
"Want to talk about it...or need a hug?"
He took the hug. "I'm...going to go play with my toys."
He wants to play it again. Probably will too. Because it is a fascinating game that absolutely wallows in topics most shy from and I encourage his playing it. Learning he chooses the altruistic options in the face of all that horror is terribly sweet.
But he was shaken.
My point in sharing this is two-fold, 'Fear and Hunger' does not mess around please play it at your own peril. Also, maybe censoring everything to the point where minors think an expressly 'adult' and trauma-laden game is just 'edgy and dark' isn't a great idea.
Maybe, if we're going to stream and review severely messed up video games, we should be able to show what makes it messed up.
So people have a better idea beyond, "oh, my favorite youtube guy played it, must be fun."
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(edit) he's uninstalling it, "I don't think this is my kind of game, I'd rather play Chrono Trigger." <- you have no idea how happy that statement made me.
#my son everyone#i am going to try again today too#i like the game#but it is a hard game#also destroy the stinger first thing#do not let that monstrosity at your ass#it is horrifying#tw: rape mention#fear and hunger#yes my son and i are open in discussions of things#we've had levels of 'the talk' based on what seemed age appropriate since he was about five#it is how you keep kids safe and i will fight you on this
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Literally everytime someone first watches Revolutionary Girl Utena they're like "I didn't expect this show to be so funny" like fuuuuck dude it has a false reputation of being a romance when it should have a false reputation of being a comedy. Any illusion of it being a romance is shattered the moment you finish episode one and see that Anthy's fucked up circumstances will skew any relationship anyone will attempt to form with her. But a comedy? Yeah it's got comedy. The Student Council Arc has plenty of funny episodes. The Black Rose Arc got Cowbell of Happiness. Even the fucking Akio Ohtori Arc got the Nanami egg episode. The only arc that has zero funny episodes is the Apocalypse Arc and that's the last six episodes. what the fuck
#um anyway. i just had a dream about the show that wasnt horrifying for once and woke up thinking about this#this is a joke btw please warn people appropriately about the contents of revolutionary girl utena do not deceive them#utn
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The thing is I am definitely not happy or chill in the Immediate Sense lately but I am, big picture, so fucking happy with the person I am.
It's like. My brain was made by and for consistent trauma and since that trauma stopped about 5-7 years ago, it is incredible what the amount of resilience and cleverness and flexibility and thoughtfulness I developed to survive can do when it's not being all spent on surviving. like I had a hundred ton weight on me so I had to get REALLY STRONG to stay in the same place and not get 100% crushed, and when that weight came off I found I can use the strength it used to take to stand up and I can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
I was talking to my mum the other day and she said, "you've got the 'fuck it' energy at 30 that most women don't find until their fifties at least" and I'm like yeah man. Imagine how unstoppable I'll be in 20 years.
#red said#i don't know that i can express this clearly but it's the most encouraging thing in my life#my mum's always been proud of me but just lately she seems to actually really admire me#like she's genuinely impressed. she thinks I've surpassed her. i don't necessarily agree but it's a really nice quiet joy.#anyway like this sounds super up myself and it kind of is.#but also it's part of realising just how heavy the weight I've been carrying around with me for 25 years was#like not to be ridiculous but i have realised again this week. that it isn't that everyone's been raped that much and doesn't talk about it#i just have been raped an Unusually Consistent Amount. i have spoken to a lot of people who have had much more horrifying things happen.#I'm not sure I've talked to more than a couple of people who've had a similar level of total consistency of abuse from all angles#and the one is not heavier or harder to bear that the other. but. i think i spent most of my life listening to people's awful experiences#and going ok well nothing i went through looked that bad so it's microtrauma#obviously microtraumas build up but still.#then the older i get and the more i have these conversations the more I notice that stuff which to me is a microtrauma#is a lot of people's defining trauma. and they're reacting appropriately which means i am SO SEVERELY UNDERREACTING#told my friend the other day about a time someone who i still like and respect was having sex with me when i paralocated my hip#and then just kept getting really annoyed with me for not being ready to have sex again while i was literally crying with pain#until i caved and just tried to find the last painful position#and my friend was like pal what the fuck that's horrific#and i was like i mean no that's normal I've had sex with like maybe 3 or 4 people in my life who i haven't had similar stuff with#like i am genuinely thrown when i am allowed to say no to sex and have it be the end of the conversation. and not end up having sex#out of guilt or out of physical coercion or through physical rape. and i have had sex with probably like 40 people at this stage?#and I'm not sure it's as many as 4 i haven't had that experience with tbh#so like. I'm slowly coming to terms with the idea#that i may have actually been doing a hell of a lot of heavy lifting.#like i developed a sense of self that can survive being constantly crushed and at this stage is fucking diamond.
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i just got blocked by this weirdo (who from what i understand is p big in the good omens fandom?) for daring to say that i think it’s nice david and georgia seem happy in their marriage. y’all do nothing but speedrun misogyny and say some of the most vile shit imaginable, and if anyone says anything about it you claim they’re being homophobic against david and michael??? somehow??? like baby let me be the first to say i am gay AND a rpf enjoyer and i truly believe this to be huge fucking freak behaviour. get well soon!
#some of you need real help#you’re not PR experts you’re the tumblr equivalent of the national enquirer 😭#the shit you say is not normal or appropriate#you’re absolutely free to block me and i’m absolutely free to find you to be one of the most horrifying people in the rpf sphere#why do yall have to be weird why can’t you just enjoy the already forbidden topic with some modicum of FUN.#sheenant
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chat it cannot get any worse
#me when i have to apologize to students when im irritable and snappy bc im in pain#and they act (imo) appropriately horrified when i say the reason is bc im not allowed to sit#this one persons face when they said who the fuck would tell you THAT and i said my boss#oh comedy gold#pov me leaning on the gate/fence today to try and get off my knee but then it agitated my back#my life is a movie#hush lumi
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Sometimes, it's the little nonsensical annoyances...
There are definitely more important things than this going on, and I'm not going to do much good by pointing it out, but I might as well express the thoughts so I can try to lay them to rest.
This:
...is absurd. Some Taiwanese venture capitalist asshole was annoyed that some white business assholes in Quebec are remixing boba tea, which he loves, and is his culture, and cannot be improved without due deference to its originators. To address his grievance, perhaps he'd like to fund some more authentic boba tea, made by the folks in the image above.
Depending on their personal behaviour and business practices, which I am not aware of, I wish all the boba tea makers the best. I love boba tea and NO, MORE BOBA TEA PLACES WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE THAN I HAVE FINGERS IS NOT ENOUGH. I NEED MORE!
Fuck, I want boba tea.
But I digress. To experience offence in this particular fashion over this particular item, you need to stop learning and switch off your brain at the point where Taiwan invented the boba tea. Where did the tea and tapioca, and milk and sugar come from? Don't worry about it. We gotta stop right here, or this story will get real complex, and I'm not comfortable with that level of complexity, so let's pass our judgment and say no more about it. Boba tea belongs to Taiwan!
Chat, ya gotta realize, mainland China was not interested in diluting its tea with so much milk and sugar that it doesn't taste like tea anymore. That would've been kookie-dooks. The British Empire had to steal it and fuck it up. Then Taiwan stole it back and fucked it up more (according to Wikipedia, via the Dutch in the 17th century). And tapioca is a staple starch from the Americas. "Refined into a juice, gelled into cute little pearls, and served with tea and sugar" is not an Indigenous American serving suggestion. I don't see Taiwan adding a label to every boba tea giving due deference to cassava-loving Americans, nor expressing humility about their use of it not being an improvement.
It's not that I need Taiwan to do this. I just want to see this train of thought followed to its logical conclusion. If you're saying these assholes in Quebec shouldn't be fucking with Taiwan's boba tea, you're also saying those assholes in Taiwan shouldn't have fucked with America's tapioca - and that's terrible. Of COURSE they should've fucked with the tapioca, it is delicious! And if it turns out it's more delicious with fizzies or liquor in it, we're gonna drink that, too, no matter who came up with it. This is how food works. Copying the good ideas off a nearby culture is not evil, not in and of itself. Butter-chicken pizza is not evil, it is spectacular.
I want my boba tea. I don't need a label specifying that it resulted from an intersection of five separate colonizing empires (China, Britain, the Netherlands, Spain, and Japan), the colonization of Taiwan, mass political imprisonments and executions, and the genocide of the Americas. It's very interesting to know that, but mentioning it right when I'm about to slork up my tea would make me choke - pointlessly, I think. Everything is like that. The machine I'm using to write this is like that, the clothes I wear are like that, the language I speak is like that. Nothing is without sin. It can't be put back the way it was, all we can do is try to mitigate it as best we can.
Is refusing to fund some guys with new tea additives because they wounded your nationalist pride (which seems to exist in somewhat of a context-free void) anything more than Neo-liberal capitalist wanking behaviour? Maybe the Chinese-American company will do better and the Quebecois one won't, but that's not justice for any of the injured parties, that's just marketing. Buying shit is not an effective means of reparations or political speech. There is no ethical boba tea under capitalism. I don't have the spoons to research and consume the Least Problematic Beverage, and if you do, I think they'd be better spent on literally anything else.
Mr. Dragon's Den, I have a brick you can use. Go damage property like a real protester or just sit down and drink your tea. Feel free to appropriate whatever cultures you prefer for your toppings.
#boba tea#cultural appropriation#ap news#yeah this is news for some reason#simu liu#still checking the news twice a day in case ww3 breaks out#and i see some very bad and very silly things#at least this one is more silly than horrifying#tongue is firmly in cheek but it does bother me that this stuff takes up space in our collective consciousness#anyway i'm still alive and intend to return to social media sometime after the us election
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Ough, found this scene in the 1986 Journey to the West adaptation particularly interesting because it was one of the few if not the only time in this series where Tang Sanzang sounds genuinely upset with Zhu Bajie.
And yeah given what happened to the monk's dad and especially to his mom you can understand why :(
#jttw retellings#jttw 1986#tang sanzang#zhu bajie#spoiler alert#but tang sanzang's dad was killed before he was even born#and his mom was forced to be the 'wife' of a bandit chief for nearly two decades#and committed suicide after tang sanzang had tried so hard to save her & succeeded in doing so#so yes you can understand why he would have some less than serene emotions when the subject of his parents is brought up#especially in this context where it sounds like zhu bajie is mocking him for not having any...#do love how sha wujing and sun wukong look appropriately horrified here though
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lbr, johann would be fascinated with barton’s mask and compliment him on how well preserved it is.
❝ holy shit. i almost gave up hope with this stupid card, but it seems like someone is just my type, ❞ barton let out a loud incredulous laugh upon seeing that ALL of the boxes for this card were ticked. he was almost tempted to ask if johann was lying about some of them, but what would he really have to gain from that besides... his favor, i guess you could say? and the other didn't really seem like the type to try to manipulate him. at least, in this way. barton honestly was kind of speechless — he hadn't really planned for someone to be perfectly compatible with him, so what the hell was he supposed to do now?
marriage. that was the only solution.
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#THE CAT. i'm sorry but i have had that meme saved for a while and i've been waiting for just the right moment to use it... so why not now-#am i right? LMAO 💀 i mean it certainly seems kind of appropriate but OFC i'm just joking about them actually getting married#if johann would want to go a date with him though... or a few dates.... and possibly be his bf (WOAH there barton calm down JSJSJ LOL) then#feel free to let me know because. man's might or might not feel like he may explode if he doesn't at least TRY to see if he'd be interested#lolll so yeah. you can definitely say that barton got heart eyes whenever he saw that he got all of his boxes ticked tehe. we LOVE that for#johann though <33 (please run away while you still can johann bc you're NEVER going to be able to get rid of him if you invite him into#your life... kind of like a vampire JSJSJ nah i'm kidding. well partially 💀 )#BUT fr. he's never had someone be fascinated with his mask before? man's usually just gets horrified reactions and for good reason OFC LOL#but i imagine barton would be happy to answer any questions he has about it bc like i said... everyone usually wants to get away from him#bc of it hahahhh
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Everyone seems to be simping for your Narrator or wanting to beat him up. But I think he looks like an old dad. I want to go yard sale-ing with him. Find some uranium glassware or smth
this is hilarious. hell yeah anon, go hunting for some neat vintage objects with him!! maybe if you dug around you could find some old video game consoles and he'll end up rambling about the progress being made in The Field of Video Gaming (as if he actually knows all that much about it... he's a dork lmaoo.)
#ney's chatter (ask answers)#this is so wholesome but also it makes me laugh trying to imagine him at a yard sale#either he dresses down for the occasion or he absolutely horrifies the normal people just trying to grill#narry! giant floating glowing ribbon arms are not yard sale appropriate!#... yes wearing them like a shawl is less intimidating.
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