#and volunteer at a lab

[velarisdusk]

bottled remedies, whispered spells, and a touch of fate—what will you brew? thank you all so so much for 1k!!! to show my gratitude, i'd like to welcome all mutuals and followers to my apothecary! send in as many requests as you like, all i ask is that they're sent to my inbox! i check that more often than replies to posts :) <3

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊. ࣪☾⭑ Enchanted Elixir Menu ┊ ┊ ┊ .⋆ ۫ velarisdusk's 1k celebration ! ┊ ┊ . ★.˚ ┊ . ˚☆ ⊹

Signature Elixirs ✧ Midnight Essence - Rhysand ✧ Warrior’s Draught - Cassian ✧ Shadowed Elixir - Azriel ✧ Foxfire Tonic - Lucien ✧ Ember Potion - Eris ✧ Golden Brew - Tamlin

Potion Effects ✧ A Drop of Heartstring - For moments of warmth and sweetness ✧ A Dash of Blaze - For a heated, passionate encounter ✧ A Hint of Stormcloud - For darker, melancholic undertones ✧ A Veil of Dreammist - For comfort and gentle healing ✧ A Touch of Serenity - For lighthearted, carefree moments ✧ A Splash of Venom - For tension and biting banter

Potion Enhancements ✧ Glimmer Dust - Forbidden romance ✧ Nightshade Petals - Forced proximity ✧ Lover’s Knot - Friends to lovers ✧ Echo Leaves - Enemies to lovers ✧ Starlight Crystals - Discovery of hidden feelings ✧ Sage Smoke - Miscommunication/misunderstandings

Preparation Styles ✧ Shaken - Quick and intense ✧ Stirred - Slow and gentle ✧ Whirled - Plot twist

[botanyshitposts]

how crazy would it be if i became a biology lab instructor. would that be crazy or what

[cataclysmcrows]

the mad scientist in me is often disappointed that im not going into the sort of field where i can really run experiments in the traditional sense. yeah im going to the bone lab to categorize bones and maybe even observe something new and special about them. pathetic.

[anonymolly]

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[attractthecrows]

Actually no let's set the da2 crew aside for a second. I want to take Solas and Dorian to Soldier's Peak to talk to Avernus the 220-some year old Grey Warden Blood Mage. I want to see HOW BITCHY Solas can get. I want to hear Dorian's commentary on how exactly fucking stereotypical it is that the blood mage with unnatural long life is Tevene. I want the Warden Commander to look the Inquisitor's team full in the face and tell them to lose their biases *immediately* because the *only* goal of the Wardens is to end the Blights by whatever means necessary, and then walk into Avernus's lab and start bleeding into bottles for him. I want Solas to lose his fucking composure in that fucked up laboratory. I want it so badly. So So badly.

[triptychofvoids]

bites your Medic's arm and scurries away like a little rat<33

ah-ah-ah, not so fast anon! this isnt the first time nor will it be the last that someone has thought they could get away from me so easily. oh well!! one of these days youll learn

[siliconcat]

Splatoon stuff from fall 22 and spring semester ft. The first time I ever drew deep cut

[merverelli]

dangly earring :)

[irhabiya]

gonna crash so hard today lolololol (<- not laughing)

[starbuck]

you know, i think my real issue is that i always have to be professional. gotta be professional at work, gotta create professional-level school work, gotta be professional as a volunteer…

what if i broke everything in my house and screamed until i lost my voice?

[tinyowlthoughts]

THE BIRBS ARE HERE

Find someone who looks at you like this feral rock pigeon looks at her beau (his beau? How does one sex a feral rock pigeon?)

Hat.

"You do this every time! If you want some, order it yourself, stop eating off my plate!"

MOTHER. FUCKING. CASSOWARY.

Humanity is lucky the emu's didn't call for back up. If they'd gotten the cassowary special forces involved, Australia would belong to the birds.

Fun fact: owls can't roll their eyes in exasperation. Their eyes are mostly fixed in place in the orbital socket, that's why their heads turn so far! Also why so many get hit by cars - see a mouse, swoop down for mouse, can't see the vehicle coming at them because their focus is totally on the food.

When volunteering at the wildlife rehab center, I got to help weigh a Great Horned Owl. He was wrapped up in a towel, and then we put him in a Quaker Oats tube to keep him still on the scale. Big motherfucker - HUGE talons. He survived and was released a couple months later, I'm pretty sure.

(Plug: donate to your local wildlife rehab centers! They're almost always non-profit and do great work, and if you don't mind scooping poop or scrubbing cages, they usually have volunteer opportunities!!!)

Mom. Mom. MOM. MOM! MOMMA! MOMMA! MOMMY!

NGL, thought the snow was a cloud and we were finally getting a proper kaiju event.

(I don't know why I did this - I just saw birds and got excited and had to share. BIRBS!)

(Photos belong to Macaulay Library Archive & respective photographers!)

[wickedhawtwexler]

guys i legitimately think i have found my ideal job

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[hollywoodsargeant]

logan pics i’m a bit crazy for (shame edition)

so i love logan sargeant. yes? and of course some pictures of him are… better than others. but sometimes i look at photos that are objectively terrible and once would’ve given me some type of ick but now in my current state of florida boy psychosis make me a bit looney. make me go a bit “holy fuck i’m in love with him.” make me need a couple bullet lobotomies.

it might get worse as it goes idk the order isn’t really thought out. but be warned: all of it is bad

we will start pretty normal. i mostly just think this is a stupid fucking pose. what are you doing. why are you like this. what is your deal with posting black and white gym selfies and can you stop

golf cart selfie … i hate you. soz for cropping out the other guys idk who they are. not the point. this picture is dumb and he looks DUMB fuck you and your backwards cap and your stupid little smile and your. fuck you. i can’t believe i’m this crazy about a man who GOLFS for FUN.

i’m like. 1. i cropped out SO MANY fish 2. what the fuck are those flip flops 3. i hate you. but hi kyle! idk who the other guy is. anyways. this i stole from a tweet that says something like “this has been logan sargeant and kyle kirkwood catching big ass fish” and that says a lot about society. and me. mostly me. i have no real explanation for this one i think i just find him cute

look me in my eyes. Look Me In My Eyes. this is a horrible photo. one, i can’t see his face at all, and also he’s like actively fishing on a boat, which is a whole thing, and i need to die. I NEED TO DIE! blinded by a.) logan sargeant and b.) the little bit of his stomach showing where his shirt is riding up. so disgustingly weak for him, actually. i need to be put to rest

i am still neglecting to post the full image this is from for reasons (there’s blood in it) but he is so dumb and i love him. hi kyle (again) for some reason i frequently just Stare at the full of this picture like a freak. consider that logan is wearing WHITE SNEAKERS on a boat with BLOOD ON THE FLOOR. horrible. that thing next to logan’s head? the sword part of the swordfish. Yeah we slay

nice fish dude. no further comment on this matter.

and i know i’ve posted this one about 7 times but that’s because i MEAN IT. and i’m STILL MAD. him and his untied white shoes and the shirt riding up and the big fucking sunglasses and the. he is so loserboy. so florida. sooo i’m in love with him and every day it gets worse. the logan sargeant psychosis has reached completely untreatable levels! get shorter shorts

[quemirabobo]

I just realized that I've been putting too much on my plate lately and instead of getting some of that shit done all I end up with is feeling sick every week and things keep accumulating and I stress myself ten times more and I end up doing nothing, reading something to distract myself of the fucking titanic quest I put my ass on

[rootbeerfloats]

trying to get a job when ur a stem major is so evil... im sorry sir ill only be available for like 3 hours every day... forgive me