#and uhhh i wanted to say smth else too but forgot

[whumpshaped]

i realised i never rly said anything abt going on a Real Break lol sorry- but yea im not on tumblr for rn if i dont respond to anything thats why !

[oceisastar]

surprise, it's kaveh,,,

,,, again!

a/n reader has some typa vision loll

the existence of mehrak makes me think so hard,,, like what else is kaveh capable of,,, i know he likely found her in the desert, and she's some ancient tech, but he's not an idiot... surely he has studied mehrak, knows what makes her tick,,,

just like how you know the best spots to touch him at and the right words to make him melt<33

nngh but kaveh is so smart!!,,, i know he could make himself his own toy!! maybe it's even almost it's own entity, kind of like mehrak but minus the sentience, where he can control if it vibrates or if it fucks him with only a flick of his wrist,,,

but ofc he can't make himself cum as well as you do!! no artifical object can call him your good boy like you do, or hold him hand as you fuck him, or kiss him as tenderly as you move your hips...

and oh imagine kaveh teaching you how to use the toy. he teaches you how to use your vision to make it float, to make it vibrate at different speeds and intensities, to even teleport from hand to hand,,,

but eventually he almost regrets teaching you,,,

keyword: almost.

you have learned to use kaveh's toy and you've learned to use it well. he melts beneath you, shivering and moaning and reaching out for you—hugs that you always, always return—when you run the vibe along his dick... the obscene sounds of the vibe fade away to the background as all kaveh can hear is you whispering sweet, loving things in his ear between each hickey you tenderly suck into his neck!! as you coax him to his orgasm, he pleads you to do the trick he showed you—one where you rhythmically tap the toy as it vibrates—,,,

except your beloved forgot to consider how your voice alone, often paired with love declarations and always tender love, could make him cum on the spot<33 so when you begin tapping the vibe between each syllable of "c'mon, come for me, songbird, my kaveh," he comes immediately and so intensely and beautifully<333

and if he looks at you after, a gorgeous wreck still shivering from aftershocks, and begs you, "one more?," one more time to say "my kaveh?," who are you to say no?;]

kaveh one chance pls

also out of morbid curiosity, are there any kinks beyond like praise or smth that ur into? thirst-wise. like uhhh tentacles. a/b/o stuff. bondage!! overstim. sensory deprivation. so on. it's rlly not that hard to make so many of these soft and tender lmao so it does upset me sometimes that there's so little like loving bandage or wtv 🤧

MDNI

I’m picturing reader w an anemo vision for this. like making the toy float in the air

I love this 😭😭 him needing u bc it’s u that makes him feel good. your presence and words and just you. not just the toy

hugging him 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I’m crying. I love this so much

cumming from someone’s voice alone 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥵

so much delightful softness. I enjoy this dynamic a lot. it’s refreshing. I love how loving it is. fills my heart with adoration.

~

tw ??? discussion of some intense kinks

I’m gonna be so straight w u I don’t really understand a/b/o but I do enjoy the concept of heat. I think it’s very sexy. (don’t explain a/b/o to me further I don’t want to know lmao) just the idea of not being in control of yourself and needing so badly is so hot to me. abt the desperation and need (and usually yearning) that ensues in the fics I’ve read w/ it. I don’t care much for the alpha/omega aspect of it tho. it’s more abt the need and desire than that power dynamic.

I’m into other stuff too but I won’t give too much away. bondage and tentacles etc aren’t my thing — I’m not a fan of restrictive stuff. I can see what u mean abt there not being enough tender stuff w it! it’s usually really centered around degradation etc which is not great.

I really have a strong fixation on tiddies tbh I want to suck on them soooooo bad (esp women <3). not bite them but suck on them bc didkskskal

this one is pretty specific but smth abt sniffing undies is so <3 it’s sooooo sexy and naughty to me. like the character just burying their face in a pair of mc’s underwear and getting off is soooooo hot to me.

I also (depending on my mood) like somnophilia. again, back to the desperation piece — just needing ur partner so bad u can’t wait to eat them out and they wake up moaning and grinding in ur face. even better if they cum while asleep 🤤

[staysuki]

☕️ ice cold | johnny suh

pairing: johnny x y/n

genre: fluff

word count: 1.4k

warnings: uhhh college stuff?

synopsis: it's johnny.

dedication: @suhnnyskiess. this is a bit late but i appreciate your donation!! thanks for being a champ. here's a lil smth smth for you ☕️🤍

🤍 johnny as the campus' bad boy

“is this just how you kill time or are you really speedrunning death?” you plop your school bag down on the ratty couch of your modest apartment as you watch johnny smoke in the middle of your living room as if he's paying rent.

“is this just how you kill time or are you really speedrunning death?” you plop your school bag down on the ratty couch of your modest apartment as you watch johnny smoke in the middle of your living room as if he's paying rent.

johnny lazily looks your way as he puffs a billow of smoke from his lips, making you scrunch your nose at him. “welcome home,” he nods at you.

you don’t even hesitate to roll your eyes anymore as you grumble a quick “yes, my home.”

you’re used to johnny’s spontaneity—the campus bad boy lone wolf (and you wish you were joking when you said that)—he’s always appearing in your apartment so frequently that he gave you the honor of giving him a duplicate key (yes, he said that).

despite his cold exterior towards everybody else, you managed to break down his walls and meet the real him.

the him that always steals your leftovers—though you weren’t gonna lie, you appreciated the company.

“notes?” he outstretched his hands over the arm of the couch, making you want to snap it in half.

“you crash on my couch and steal my homework huh, what a bully,” you snub him, making him do mocking faces at you.

despite your spiteful comment, you do throw your papers at his face, which he catches with ease even when you tried to splay it all over his face.

“feisty today huh,” he comments as he puts out his cigarette on the ashtray—one that you specifically bought for him because he knows you don’t smoke. “and don’t even tell me it’s because of your period because i’m keeping track.”

you didn’t know whether to feel creeped out, flattered, or downright just shocked by his comment so you can’t even utter a reply. instead, you just give in to his observation as you slump on the space beside him, “just a rough day in general.”

“dude tell me about it,” he quips. it was just a phrase—an expression—but when johnny says it, you know that he sincerely wants to hear about your day, especially because it’s you.

but you just shrug it off, not really wanting to go into too much detail. instead, you wanted to just sit in companionable silence as you inhale the remainder of the cigarette’s scent.

as much as he tells you to stop sniffing his smoke, you somehow managed to not only get used to his smoking—but get addicted to the smell too.

taking your silence as an answer, johnny just gives you a pat on the back before picking himself off the couch, “k cool, well i’m gonna head to see haechan and the boys so imma dip.”

you just hum in response, his sluggishness rubbing off on you. having johnny as a friend is like accidentally adopting a cat—you do one nice thing for them and they come back occasionally for days then just disappear suddenly. at least now, he actually tells you where he’s going.

it’s actually quite funny how you became close to him.

during some senior’s frat party, he became so wasted that his friends couldn’t find him anywhere. enter: you, who barely had a sip of alcohol—not because you don’t drink, but you just stupidly brought your car with you and forgot that you wouldn’t have a place to crash so you needed to drive home.

you saw johnny lying in some nearby shrubbery, thinking he was dead or something, so you immediately came to his aid.

you brought him to his place and even helped him sober up. there were no pleasantries exchanged, just a person lending out a hand to someone who needed it.

the day after the party, johnny scoured the campus for you, not knowing that you left your other earring after it got caught in his sweater when you were assisting him back in.

despite being absolutely hammered, johnny remembers the blurry silhouette of an angel helping him get home safely. and if he had to corner every person on campus to see whose earring matches the one in his hand—so be it.

thankfully, he didn’t have to look any further because after the 6th person he harassed, he saw haechan and you eating together at the cafeteria.

who is this person? he wondered. he never saw you hanging out with one of his best buds before yet there you were, joking around with him.

he didn’t even need to check your ears—he just knew.

funnily enough, despite the fact that it was his initial motive; he didn’t say thank you when he gave you your earrings back. just a quick acknowledgement that you were indeed his savior.

however, ever since then, he started becoming attached to your hip. walking you home when you get held up on campus a little too late at night. getting you your favorite coffee order when you don’t buy one. even running back to your dorm to retrieve forgotten papers.

he’s just always been there.

you end up dozing on the couch, only awoken by the buzzing of your phone which you immediately answer.

“hey can you come to so and so place,” you hear johnny’s voice say before he immediately hung up. yup, he doesn’t take no for an answer. doesn’t even take a yes, he just assumes you’d follow his beck and call. if he weren’t so nice, you would’ve taken offense.

without even bothering to freshen up, you just walk out the apartment before walking straight to the place—the abandoned park near a cliff’s edge.

“i always wonder what made them think building a park near a hundred foot drop was a good idea,” johnny spoke up as he felt your presence beside him.

the two of you stand side by side, overlooking the bright city skyline over your elevated view.

“ah, i always look forward to the prospect of death during my morning jogs,” you snarkily reply which makes him chuckle.

“nice view though right?” he asks, a bit awkwardly.

“yup.”

“you feel better yet?” he asks, which makes you raise your eyebrows at him.

“yes? thank you..? what happened to your plans?” you make conversation.

“this is my plans,” he shrugs. although you’re confused, you just let it be.

“hey y’all making out yet??” you hear haechan’s voice a mere distance behind you, making johnny choke on air.

when he gets near, you immediately put him on a chokehold, “what the hell are you saying, pipsqueak.”

as if saying something he shouldn’t have, haechan froze in your arms before taking himself off your arms and looking at johnny with wide eyes, “what?” haechan asks.

“what?” johnny says.

confused, you join the conversation, “what???”

haechan points between the two of you, “aren’t you guys dati—”

johnny knees haechan on the stomach, lightly, but it was enough to shut him up.

“were you about to say dating?” you continue for him so johnny glares at the smaller boy further.

“what! it’s not my fault!!” he shouts at johnny before running away.

“is he like, okay,” you laugh a bit confused but you turn serious as you ask johnny for context.

he scratches the back of his head, “well i might have.. misunderstood some things..”

“and that is..?”

“ithoughtyouweremygirlfriend,” he quickly mutters under his breath but you weren’t able to catch that.

“pardon?” you ask him to reiterate himself.

“i tHOUGHT—” he coughs a bit, “i thought we were dating—until recently you said that we were just good friends.”

your eyebrows shoot up in surprise, “is that why you’ve been appearing and disappearing more frequently lately?”

he shrugs so you just burst out laughing, making him rub his face roughly with his hands out of embarrassment.

“i mean, we can always just start now,” you shrug, now it was his turn to be surprised.

“wait really??” he asks and you just nudge him with your elbow.

“well i think you already told people that we were. wouldn’t that be so embarrassing for you if you had to take it back.” you tease. if you were heartless, you’d make him do that before dating him for real.

but this is johnny we’re talking about.

johnny who just groans at your teasing before smacking you in the head, “you’re paying for our first date then weirdo,”

you gasp, “wow! really? from the guy who mooches off me??”

you both just laugh it off, not even paying much attention to the birth of your new relationship. because perhaps, before you even noticed it, it already started long before now.

all that remains is the giddy laughs from an ice cold boy who’s nothing but warm smiles toward you.

[fallindomino]

how i would have changed s2 of hsmtmts

obvious disclaimer but im not a screenwriter or anyth so im not claiming what i want is best, this is just for fun lololol

okay so first of all nini would still have dropped out of yac but she wouldn’t have gone back to east, she would have transferred to north bc she was too ashamed to tell anyone she left at first and maybe she still wants to explore who she is away from ricky and the others

nini could join north’s batb and this way maybe we could have some playful rivalry with lily and nini and more scenes with antoine shdhdjdj also it could have been a great opportunity to flesh out lily’s character so those scenes where she reaches out to ricky and her confession at the end of the season actually make sense lol

speaking of ricky ,,, i think he should have left the play at some point hear me out. he only joined in the first place because of nini and barely wanted to do it at all once he realized he wasn’t gonna be able to perform with her. he could have joined crew and been a manager with natalie or smth considering he rlly does see the theater gang as a second family. also this would leave so much room for ej and ricky development and bants since ej joined the av club and began to pursue film. they could have some convos where idk ricky asks ej how he figured out what he wanted to do after duke didn’t work out and ricky could actually develop some interests that arent the play or nini ,,, maybe fucking art club i mean he did p good on that centerpiece for carlos’ quinceañera.

with ricky not being the beast anymore i think seb should take his place that would be soooo good. and since seb isn’t chip anymore carlos won’t make those snide comments about chip being a small unimportant role and we can just cut that whole fight bc it was dumb and bad. we could still have seb being insecure that carlos is only dating him bc there aren’t really any other gay guys at school. in a heartbeat is great and i did like ricky being supportive in the background it was kinda funny too idk dhdjdjfj

ooh i almost forgot abt rini ahshdj okay so i still think they should break up. but in my version there’s no ricky pulling an ej 1.0 and deleting comments off of nini’s insta, cause with ricky in art club and nini at north trying to figure out what she wants i think one of them would realize that they’re going in different directions and only got back tgt because they made each other feel safe cause what they had was familiar. this could be triggered by ricky mentioning smth abt nini at yac and then nini breaks down and tells him that she dropped out and is at north and doesn’t know where she’s going. and then they can both realize they aren’t good for each other rn and have a less tragic mutual break up.

honestly i really liked the scene of nini taking charge after miss jenn freaked out cause with the character detail of nini giving every person in the cast of productions she’s in a thank you note she just seems really like someone who is suited to lifting others up. this could still be explored at north, maybe she could help lily through her issues that were briefly implied in ep 11 and nini realizes she wants to be a drama teacher and encourage kids to go off book and put themselves into their acting, something she couldn’t have at yac.

okay now ej ,,, so like i said in ricky’s section, more bants between them cause i feel like friendships kinda fell by the wayside due to all the relationships so more friendship !!!! also the scene where ej tells his dad he’s not going to duke shouldn’t have been an ending scene, it should have been fleshed out with his dad pushing back saying how he pulled all these strings to get him in and ej saying he doesn’t wanna go if his own hard work couldn’t get him there. and also more scenes of ej doing av club things !!! and realizing he rlly likes film and wants to do it OMG IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF HE BROKE THE FOURTH WALL AND ASKED THE DOCUMENTARY CREW ABT THE FILM INDUSTRY god i would love that. the only scene we rlly got of ej doing film things was at the quinceañera which made me kinda sad. uhhh also i just wanted to specifically mention how ej got mr mazzara that job at cal tech bc it really showed how he wanted to be there for people not just for gina, who he had a crush on, but for mr mazzara who supported him outside of romance, so i wanna keep that for sure.

gina !!! okay so i mostly liked her arc in this season, the only changes i would make would be to flesh it out a teeny bit (god this hypothetical s2 would have to be like 22 eps at least shdjdjdjfj) anyways besides ashlyn singing home to get gina to stay i think there should be a scene where they actually talk in her room abt how gina feels safer when shes on the run (second chance reference ilysm) hhhh and also a scene of her and carlos actually working out compromises for their choreo cause i liked that bit of development too and fleshing that out would make gina an even better foil for lily, who felt a need to hog the spotlight like gina used to. with gina’s own arc fleshed out her character would feel more whole independently from romance and portwell would be even more rewarding than it is in the current s2. the only thing i would really change abt portwell is that they would kiss !!! in the finale but thats bc im biased.

ashlyn should have gotten a more fleshed out storyline about being insecure about not being a good enough belle or the typical belle. there were some throwaway lines when north did their typical dramatics but the only two real scenes that showed it were when ash talked to big red about it and when she was telling nini she wanted to do a run in “home” bc lily did it. ashlyn should get more screen time where she has to grapple with the reasons she doesn’t feel good enough and big red can still support her but also gina too bc i would like more roommate besties interaction.

kourtney could still date howie, that harry potter shit was cute but there needs to be smth else for kourtney’s arc. idk she’s still into fashion so maybe she could be out here trying to create her own line or smth? this doesn’t have to be resolved in s2 like making a wholeass line takes time and she could work on it into a potential s3. kourtney just didnt get much outside of howie and the stuff at the beginning of the season where she said nini inspired her to be independent and that's why she got a job was just dropped?? so i think that fashion could fill that for her if she’s still dating howie cause like having her whole arc just be the pizza place kinda overlaps w big red’s mini arc abt how he wasn’t settling for hospitality, its what he wants to do with his life.

ik what ur thinking. anna, even if you added more episodes, where would u find the room to add all these plotlines?? well first we cut (most of) the seblos fight, so thats some time saved. honestly most of the time that we r going to gain is going to be from cutting ms jenn’s time. things like ms jenn’s and nini’s car ride would get cut, but mostly all of ms jenn’s romances would get cut down. considering she’s the teacher and isn’t actually a character with an arc how does she have THREE love interests this season?? like all of the weird tension between her and zack can be cut, like just some short scenes of them being competitive can stay. all of the stuff with ricky’s dad can go bye bye we don’t need it. i did like her w mr mazzara so most of that can stay i just didn’t like how he said he would give up cal tech for her, ew no that would be gone.

the MENKIES !!!! this is the last thing im gonna address cause in a perfect world every character would get a long fleshed out arc but then the season would be waaay too long and also im mostly trying to work within material the show gave so this is mostly made up of “realistic” deviations from what actually happened. lol idk what that even means it just makes sense to me. but anyways!! uhhh bro idk i thought them dropping the menkies was funny but it also made the finale really BAD lmao. in this finale, seb is the beast, east still had to deal w the fact that they’re underfunded compared to north but no one is injured, lily is less of a poorly written character and maybe ppl are even rooting for her, and wow i just realized i never actually said what role i think nini should have in north’s show. OOH she could be student director instead of lily cause lily both being in the play while also directing was weird considering omg i just checked and according to her wiki page shes a FRESHMAN?? and they let her be student director? lol hell nah. okay so with all that in mind ,,, the menkies should have been the season cliffhanger instead of portwell. east and north should both be nominated, both schools perform at the menkies, and then the award winner is about to be announced and THATS when it cuts to natalie and the end of the season.

one, this actually gives more tension for a summer s3 as we would be waiting to see the consequences of whichever school won. also i bet people would be wondering if nini’s gonna be transferring back to east or staying at north. people would also prob wonder if ej would be getting the scholarship if east won and what that would mean for his interest in film.

lmao that got longggg and idk if anyone’s even gonna read this but it was fun to do :D

[the-family-fortune]

So last night I asked my server for suggestions on the Galochio fic I’m working on. They were very helpful.

DaisyYesterday at 11:38 PM

how do u get rid of the main villain of a story............ without actually getting rid of them in any effective way?? like i dont want to be "and then he walked away and was never a problem again" because. thats dumb. but i need something to that effect.

Theo || teddy assigned mormonYesterday at 11:38 PM

u could kill him off

Sabrina || chasergirlYesterday at 11:40 PM

I need a little bit more information regarding plot before I can be of any help I think

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:42 PM

distract him with something else entirely?

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:42 PM

family emergency

turtleYesterday at 11:42 PM

Had a doctor’s appointment

SJ || gay theatre kidYesterday at 11:42 PM

eat him

sorry

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:42 PM

he gets sick and has to take a break

turtleYesterday at 11:42 PM

His magic fucked up and went to another dimension

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:43 PM

job pulls him to the complete opposite side of the world

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:43 PM

he took a cruise

turtleYesterday at 11:43 PM

He wanted a vacation

SJ || gay theatre kidYesterday at 11:43 PM

send him to brazil

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:43 PM

got a new phone and lost the protag's cell number

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:43 PM

he broke his teeth and needs to get that shit fixed cuz goddamn

DaisyYesterday at 11:44 PM

im SO glad i didnt give enough context in the first one these are all SUPERB. i did think abt killing him off in the final confrontation but i really dont want this 9 year old murdering her grandpa gjkfds. it COULD be an accident because his powers are big and unstable. 

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:44 PM

mild heart attack puts him out of commission for a while

Theo || teddy assigned mormonYesterday at 11:44 PM

goes to antarctica

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:44 PM

coma

DaisyYesterday at 11:44 PM

FUCK

GOES TO ANTARCTICA WINS. I HATE THAT, THANK YOU.

Theo || teddy assigned mormonYesterday at 11:45 PM

electrocution fucks up

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:45 PM

fjsjfjjs

Theo || teddy assigned mormonYesterday at 11:45 PM

he gets killed

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:45 PM

but he gets better

Theo || teddy assigned mormonYesterday at 11:45 PM

no?

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:45 PM

maybe the electrocution backfires and makes him bedridden for the rest of his life

Theo || teddy assigned mormonYesterday at 11:45 PM

yeah

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:45 PM

if he wants

DaisyYesterday at 11:45 PM

he gets killed, but he gets better.........

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:45 PM

it happens

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:45 PM

"better" means "more haunted"

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:46 PM

thank you

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:46 PM

ye I gotchu

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:46 PM

grandpa piss ghost

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:46 PM

send him to the moon

DaisyYesterday at 11:46 PM

he IS Like. ancient. he's ALREADY missing one leg. it would not take much to put him out of commission, but also he's a cockroach.

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:47 PM

dont send him to the moon....

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:47 PM

honestly the first thing that came to mind was despicable me

when they sent fucking vector to the moon

DaisyYesterday at 11:47 PM

portal 2 for me

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:47 PM

moons getting crowded

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:47 PM

how many antagonists have gotten stuck on the moon? holy shit?

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:48 PM

Usagi the moon bunny has a prison for antagonists

SmolMuffinYesterday at 11:48 PM

Alright gonna write a massive crossover of villains on the moon/j

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:48 PM

maybe just... make him cry and have a breakdown or something idk

he cant do shit if he's in bed all day like me

SmolMuffinYesterday at 11:49 PM

Also for a idea im not too sure

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:49 PM

he can cry on moontarctica

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:49 PM

Daisy if this is your psy oc I think you can get pretty absurd with it

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:49 PM

the moon: now with snow

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:49 PM

cold moon.....

that's how they keep the cheese fresh

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:50 PM

maybe just smack him with a newspaper

or pour concrete on him just leave his head above the surface or smth

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:50 PM

y'all are on the moon, meanwhile I've got him forever bedridden like Charlie Bucket's grandparents

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:50 PM

mood

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:51 PM

except grandpa Joe I mean

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:51 PM

dude what if like some sort of freak accident happens that just fucking snipes him and makes him useless

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:51 PM

that bed? It's on the moon now

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:51 PM

oh to be an old lady and sleep on the moon...

DaisyYesterday at 11:51 PM

it is the psy OC!!! her grandpa SUCKS and he's genuinely the worst person ive ever written and he wont!! DIE!!!

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:52 PM

oh.... oh my god..... to be Wallace from the Wallace and gromit go to the moon and have cheese and crackers.

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:52 PM

ghagfdka;gh

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:53 PM

maybe you can send him on a wild goose chase

for forever

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:53 PM

daisy heres what you do ok. you uhhhhh wait for him to die of old age naturally and see what his will says in an exciting will-reading scene

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:53 PM

just continuously give him red herrings

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:53 PM

imagine I put quotes around exciting

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:53 PM

give this man a macguffin, slap him on the back and say "go get em"

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:53 PM

red herrings? Why not a very fun destination???

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:54 PM

dude sell his soul to whatever sort of dark power there is for a single corn chip

bonk him on the head so hard he becomes a toddler again

uhhh

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:54 PM

what's that app that sends you on adventures based on what you wanna find?

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:54 PM

geocache?

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:54 PM

bonk him on the head in general

aye i've done those before those are fun

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:55 PM

Pokemon go??

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:55 PM

not geocache but close

hang on I saw a vid of it recently

Randonautica

Sabrina || chasergirlYesterday at 11:55 PM

I mean... if you just have them be fidgety about it for a while... there doesn’t necessarily need to be an explanation now that I think about it

A lot of things could happen to him once he’s out of their sight that they might not end up hearing about

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:56 PM

send him to the mariana trench

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:56 PM

he steps away and gets hit by a bus a la Mean Girls

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:56 PM

all of the above

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:57 PM

theres a bus in  the mariana trench?

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:57 PM

theres about to be

Sabrina || chasergirlYesterday at 11:57 PM

Pfft... he starts to walk away and quartermaster shows up, hitting him with the bus, and just turns to the kids and goes “bus is here”

DaisyYesterday at 11:57 PM

the most ambitious crossover of all time....

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:57 PM

snipe him so fucking hard that theres a crossover

dude just take his knees

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:57 PM

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:57 PM

like just take them off

un-velcro his knees

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:58 PM

FUCK

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:58 PM

GOD

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:58 PM

bus in the trench

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:58 PM

THERES THE FUCKING BUS

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:58 PM

DAMMIT

BUS IN THE TRENCH

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:58 PM

TRENCHBUS GOTTEM

DaisyYesterday at 11:58 PM

well "bus in the mariana trench'' has clearly already been done >:T

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:58 PM

damn yeah

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:58 PM

make it a mack truck

DaisyYesterday at 11:58 PM

nothings original these days

Lays || trenchbus driverYesterday at 11:59 PM

original trench vehicle do not steal

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaYesterday at 11:59 PM

give him a "mid-life" crisis and make him go soul searching or something

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Yesterday at 11:59 PM

exactly! you can use mariana trench bus

Sabrina || chasergirlYesterday at 11:59 PM

Ok, but back to serious answers: they could possibly read in the newspaper about him being arrested for something seemingly unrelated but that they and the readers may be able to connect the dots to some sinister thing he was attempting to do to them somehow?

Theo || teddy assigned mormonYesterday at 11:59 PM

he gets sniped byh miss frizzle eastAugust 17, 2020

DaisyToday at 12:00 AM

OH WAIT FUCK UR RIGHT

THE WHOLE 

yall.

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Today at 12:00 AM

let him realize that the most important lesson here is friendship

DaisyToday at 12:00 AM

im so fucking stupid

the WHOLE STORY. IS ABOUT HOW HES BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE PSYCHIC FBI

Lays || trenchbus driverToday at 12:00 AM

friendship saves the day....

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaToday at 12:00 AM

theres only one braincell in this server its okay we're all just taking turns with it

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Today at 12:00 AM

GHHGHAHG;GHRR

Sabrina || chasergirlToday at 12:00 AM

LMFAO

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Today at 12:00 AM

THEY GOTTEM

Lays || trenchbus driverToday at 12:01 AM

FBI stands for Friendship Bureau of Investigation

DaisyToday at 12:01 AM

i was SO FOCUSED ON THE END SCENE I FORGOT IT WAS CONNECTED TO A STORY........

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Today at 12:01 AM

LAYS IS THE TRENCHBUS DRIVER

Lays || trenchbus driverToday at 12:01 AM

uwu

Sabrina || chasergirlToday at 12:01 AM

“How do I eliminate this character being pursued by the fbi?” “My first option is to have him be murdered by children but I’d prefer not to have to resort to that”

I love it

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Today at 12:01 AM

ngfdk;sgkfag;f

we all out here trying to play cabin in the woods with this old man

DaisyToday at 12:02 AM

never once did i claim to be clever

Lays || trenchbus driverToday at 12:02 AM

and he would've gotten away with it too if it wasnt for this meddling government agency

Lays || trenchbus driverToday at 12:03 AM

thus ends the saga of grandpa piss

DaisyToday at 12:03 AM

i am going to CRY this has been an adventure holy SHIT

Lays || trenchbus driverToday at 12:04 AM

he sure did go a lot of places

spry old fucker

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Today at 12:04 AM

I wonder how many trench buses he had to wait for

DaisyToday at 12:04 AM

you'd think at like 89 with one good leg he wouldn't get around as much but here we are

Laamb || campkeeper 👻Today at 12:05 AM

he was probably rolling around in that bed 8T

Lays || trenchbus driverToday at 12:05 AM

you can go anywhere with a bus pass and a sense of adventure

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaToday at 12:05 AM

can we make that zero good legs? i have a nice crowbar right here i can use

DaisyToday at 12:05 AM

BE MY GUEST

Blaze || not-quite-cocoaToday at 12:05 AM

im gonna put this man in a walmart scooter

kiss your knees goodbye

Lays || trenchbus driverToday at 12:06 AM

(dont stop tho he has more trenchbuses to get hit by)

Theo || teddy assigned mormonToday at 12:08 AM

[trcnquils-archive]

hihi everyone !! lily here with my favourite son , raffy !!! but like .. if you call him that he’ll definitely get booty tickled :/ anymeme , i’m just gonna warn you guys now that this intro’s gonna be pure garbage . like i know people joke but srsly ... anyways i have a stats page for raf here and a wc tag here but no bio bc i ... don’t have the emotional energy for that SO here’s the run down !

* raul esparza , forty five , cismale — hey , have you seen rafael romero anywhere ? i’m hearing beyond the sea by bobby darin so he must be around here somewhere . hm , maybe they’re at home in commercial drive or at work . they’re a high school teacher , y’know . people also call them the academic ‘cause they can be pretty reserved & stubborn . but others say they’re also benevolent & empathetic , so i guess it balances out .

okay not to be dramatic but .. raf had a pretty rough childhood idk why but ... all of my muses did .. maybe i’m projecting or maybe i like 2 suffer but uk.. its wtvr ig :/ 

background

death tw / cancer tw

— born in dawson creek , british columbia , raf’s family had to move to the small city of grande prairie when he was around eight years old . his dad was laid off from his job at the oil patch and they moved to alberta for the supposedly better jop opportunities but with only a high school diploma and his lack of ambition , there really wasn’t much there for him . 

— with 5 kids in the family and an unemployed dad , raf always kinda knew the #struggle . and when he thought things couldn’t get any harder ! raf’s mom was diagnosed with stage three breast cancer his freshman year of high school , it kinda ran in her side of the family . then by the time sophomore year rolled around , raf was helping his dad plan her funeral .

— after that , things really started going downhill fast . his dad still couldn’t find a job and started pretty much flaking on them , disappearing multiple nights in a row , drinking heavily . raf’s dad was a good man , respectful , and care about his kids but just not enough . it came to a point when raf reached his eighteenth birthday that he just left them , with nothing more than a note apologizing , saying they’d do better without him . 

— throughout high school and up until his college years you better believe that raf was on that work grind™ . his mom left him and his siblings the house plus a decent amount of money but he wanted to save that money for their schooling so he was working multiple jobs at a time , some full time , just to support himself and his siblings . raf missed so much school one year that he almost failed his junior year of high school . but grande prairie was a small place and all of his teachers pretty much knew what was going on so they cut him some slack .

— really , they pitied the kid . they tried really hard to help him in whatever way they could his senior year since they knew raf actually had potential . they got him to focus more on his education and work just that much harder and it all paid off ! because raf got a full-ride scholarship to the university of british columbia . things really started looking up after this .

— since he refused to leave his siblings behind , raf sold their house in grande prairie and used the money from that with the money their mom left them to move himself and his siblings to the tiniest , cheapest apartment he could find in vancouver . while still working , in ubc he completed his bachelor’s in english and afterwards he got accepted into their law school .

— after law school , raf flitted around the city between different jobs at smaller firms for a couple of years until landing a decent one at one of the city’s top corporate law firms . there , he worked his way up and up through the years , earning a name for himself in the city until he reached the title of senior partner . throughout this , he supported his siblings , helping put them through college , etc .

— it was some time around this point in his life that raf fell in love , got married , and had a kid of his own . but he was so focused on work , not wanting his family to go through the same financial struggles he did , that he completely forgot about spending time with his wife and son . this was the main reason his wife divorced him and moved out of their condo and this kinda .. what led raf to ~reinvent~ himself and have a reverse mid-life crisis jfdijfing

— so he dropped his HIGH-PAYING JOB AT A TOP NOTCH CORPORATE LAW FIRM smh ,,, and picked up a teaching job at his sons high school :/ can u say .. embarrasing .. but he a smort binch and worked smth out money wise so that they’re not broke .... like a savings ? im a dum binch so idk but like ... yeah ....

— so like right now , raf just wants to spend time with his son , inspire kids , help them the way his old teachers helped them in high school . even tho ... he kinda fucked emotionally , doesn’t think his feelings are valid ... #relatable #toxic masculinity ,, but like hes TRYING ok 

connections

— coworkers !! pls ! maybe they get along , maybe raf hates them , maybe they hate raf , gimme all of it !

— friends ! casual or more the ride or die , “i won’t let you go through this alone” type , whatever works !!

— former students . again , maybe they hated each other , or maybe ! raf changed someone’s life , a gal can only dream right ...

— neighbours . if ur muse lives in commercial drive in a maybe nicer condo , cause y’know , he spoils his son , then ! maybe they cld be neighbours !!

— uhhh people who are friends w his son ? idk that’s kinda weird but he’s like 17/18 sooo uk , go off

— someone that knew him from his #lawyerdays would be cool too ! so if your muse is in tht typa scene .. they cld meet him now n be like ... wow u rlly downgraded :/

— idk being a dad is natural to him , he’s been a dad since he was like 15 so if ur muse needs guidance ... the light ... a father figure ... big brother .... let a heaux know cause i think raf lowkey thrives off of being needed ....

— anything else ! if you have any other ideas or maybe we shld just surprise ourselves and completely do it chem based , that’s cool too ! i’m literally down for anything !!

there’s a bunch of personality stuff on  his stats page i don’t wanna make this any longer than it already is SO THATS IT IM DONE IM GOING TO STOP TYPING NOW BUT PLS !! give my sad boi some life

[tr-u-ce]

All of the get in my businesses!!!

YASSSSS

The meaning behind my url: Uh I was a 21p blog ages ago and truce is a v meaningful song so I haven’t really thought to change it to anything else to be honest

A picture of me: :^)

How many tattoos i have and what they are: I have none bc I’m both poor and a little bitch

Last time i cried and why: I think it was probably yesterday because I’m stressed about EVERYTHING

Piercings i have: I sorta have my ears pierced but I haven’t put earrings in them for over 10 years so they’ve p much closed up lmao rip

Favorite band: UHHH idk I haven’t listened to music properly in so long because I’ve had exams but I’m always going to be stanning The 1975 and Bastille until I die and I’m so in love w/ the Lumineers so?

Biggest turn offs: people that r just a bit too silly n stupid, being hurt and stuff, um idk 

Top 5 (Polish words): (in no particular order lmao omg I don’t have an awful lot to choose from) Chleb, Nie, miłość, jajko, żaba

Tattoos i want: I wan’t a little yin yang or mb like just a yin idk, um also I want all the lyrics to Eat Pierogi written on my forehead

Biggest turn ons: IDK I’m a baby lmao but um being nice to me lol idk um being dominant I need to be told what to do 24/7 lmao

Age: 18 but mentally about 5

Ideas of a perfect date: Walking a lot somewhere pretty like a forest or something and then going home and ordering chinese food

Life goal: To live in Poland and be able to speak the language well enough to be able to work as a nurse there

Piercings i want: Definitely my ears again, other than that I don’t think I can be bothered to get any more

Relationship status: Very much in a relationship

Favorite movie: I DON’T KNOW every time I watch a new film it becomes my favourite

A fact about my life: Uhh idk it’s not very interesting at the minute but hopefully I should be moving out soon and by hopefully I mean very very hopefully

Phobia: Flying, also like creepy crawlies walking all over me

Middle name: Leigh I guess

Height: Like 5′5 pretty much

Are you a virgin? Nop

What’s your shoe size? 5 I’m a baby

What’s your sexual orientation? I guess I’m graysexual but I just say I’m ace it’s easier

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? I drink sometimes that’s about it

Someone you miss: Josh lol what’s new also my BAB

What’s one thing you regret? Taking Biology and Chemistry at A Level and wasting two years of my life

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Alex Lawther, 

Favorite ice cream? EEE cookie dough

One insecurity: My stomach I hate it I want to cut it off

What my last text message says: ahhh okay xxxx

Have you ever taken a picture naked? lol yeah

Have you ever painted your room? No :(

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Like at parties

Have you ever slept naked? Yeah like twice

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? Way too many times

Have you ever had a crush? Way too many times

Have you ever been dumped? twice

Have you ever stole money from a friend? No erm

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? I mean I have taken several taxis in my life but other than that I don’t think so no

Have you ever been in a fist fight? Not that I remember

Have you ever snuck out of your house? Yeah to play pokemon go 

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? yes lol

Have you ever been arrested? uhhh no I am a very law abiding citizen

Have you ever made out with a stranger? no :/

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Does this literally mean have you ever met up with a male somewhere because yes?

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? Yes to play pokemon go

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? …no

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? Once me and Imogen were really late to school so we thought go big or go home and just got breakfast from the coop and ate it in the common room before signing in lmao

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yeah plenty?

Have you ever seen someone die? I don’t think so as far as I can remember

Have you ever been on a plane? Twice and they were traumatic experiences 

Have you ever kissed a picture? uhhh I don’t recall doing so but I’m sure I probably have like as a little kid

Have you ever slept in until 3? uhhh I don’t think so (?) I might have done after a really late night w/ Luke

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? What the fuck does this mean like either way yes but ??

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yeah once I did it at primary school and I thought that that was how fast the world was spinning and I got really really like disoriented and threw up or smth

Have you ever made a snow angel? no :(

Have you ever played dress up? yes lmao wtf I was a little girl ofc i did

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? I play a lot of monopoly so it’s far to say….. yes

Have you ever been lonely? NOOOOOO

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? I think like I’ve only fallen asleep once and that was in a German lesson watching a film after I’d done my first ever all-nighter

Have you ever been to a club? no:(

Have you ever felt an earthquake? yess twice they were p anticlimactic because both times I didn’t realise it was an earthquake until after

Have you ever touched a snake? I don’t think (?) so, not unless I was really young

Have you ever ran a red light? Not personally but I’ve been in plenty of vehicles that have bc we just don’t give a fuck around here

Have you ever been suspended from school? nope, almost though

Have you ever had detention? Never actually had a proper detention in my entire school career how sad is that

Have you ever been in a car accident? Not really I’ve been in one where we broke down and somebody hit the back of us really slowly

Have you ever hated the way you look? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Have you ever witnessed a crime? I mean probably, I think I’ve seen a lot of people stealing shit

Have you ever pole danced? No but a girl can dream

Have you ever been lost? Probably yeah

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? Many times

Have you ever felt like dying? Many times

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Lmao many times

Have you ever sang karaoke? nope!

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Definitely I can’t think of a specific example though bc my entire life is just ‘hannah no’ ‘hannah yes’

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Not that I can recall but probably

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? nope

Have you ever kissed in the rain? yess

Have you ever sang in the shower? nope:/

Have you ever made out in a park? I think I probably have

Have you ever dream that you married someone? I don’t think I have as far as like I can remember

Have you ever glued your hand to something? uh no

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? ….no?

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? I mean once I went in a very short dress my legs were v naked

Have you ever been a cheerleader? noooo

Have you ever sat on a roof top? Kinda I’ve sat on like a shed lmao

Have you ever brush your teeth? no, not once in 18 years

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? I’m v often too scared to watch scary movies alone

Have you ever played chicken? no because I’m not stupid

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No I’ve literally never met anybody that owns a pool

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Yeah bc men r weird

Have you ever broken a bone? No my bones may be bad but they ain’t snakes

Have you ever been easily amused? I’m always way too easily amused tbh

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Definitely 

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? I mean my boyfriend yes

Have you ever cheated on a test? Yes and that’s why I won’t pass Biology

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? Yeah I forgot my patient’s name and called them smth else and felt rly shit

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? I’ve met many people who are too stupid to actually be real

Give us one thing about you that no one knows. I’m so oversharing I acc can’t think of something nobody in the world knows um mb that I’m ace? I mean I didn’t piece that one together myself for like 18 years lol

[seigyokus]

1.3 - The Two Great Empires

Idolish Seven - Part 3, Chapter 1.3 For more Part 3 translations, click here!

Translation below the cut!

Man in a Suit: Wow, everyone is matching. Congratulations on tonight. Well, do you mind chatting with me for a bit, Nikaidou-kun....... Nikaidou Yamato: Ah, I'll be with you in a moment. ......Sorry, I'm gonna step out for a bit. Izumi Mitsuki: Sure thing. Yaotome Gaku: ...I feel like I've seen that man before. Isn't he the director of some organization? Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: Yamato-kun sure knows some amazing people.... Yuki: ....... Yuki: All because he wouldn’t just say it....... (2) Okazaki Rinto: Ah! My apologies, I forgot to tell you that Hoshikage Entertainment's Hoshino-san was looking for you, Yuki-kun. Yuki: Understood. Okazaki Rinto: And someone named Tsukumo wanted to speak with you, Momo-kun. It wasn't the President, it was the younger son....... Momo: Ah, so he's here. Got it, I'll go talk to him for a bit. Momo: Sorry, let's chat later! Izumi Iori: Hoshikage Entertainment and Tsukumo Productions.... As expected of Re:vale.... Nanase Riku: What's so amazing about those agencies? Yaotome Gaku: Hoshikage and Tsukumo are the two leading agencies in the Japanese entertainment world, and have been ever since the era of movies. Tsukumo Productions used to be Tsukumo Motion Pictures. (3) Yaotome Gaku: You know Chiba Shizuo? He's part of Hoshikage Entertainment. Mister Shimooka's from Tsukumo, though. Nanase Riku: They're both full of famous people.... You sure know a lot about this, Yaotome-san! Yaotome Gaku: It's because that old man drilled it into my head. Yaotome Gaku: Back in the day, they had so much power that it was impossible to get on TV unless you were part of Hoshikage or Tsukumo. They used to be called the entertainment world's Two Great Empires, if I recall correctly. Yaotome Gaku: Their power has waned a lot since then. That's why we can promote as flashily as we want nowadays. Izumi Mitsuki: Re:vale sure is amazing.... They're on good terms with such massive agencies.... Okazaki Rinto: If anything, it's the opposite. We only cause trouble for those two companies since we’re such a tiny agency. Izumi Mitsuki: What do you mean? Okazaki Rinto: Haha.... It's kind of pathetic, but our agency is so small and there is so little to our name, that even the tiniest of things could blow us out of the waters. (4) Okazaki Rinto: As such, bigger agencies look at us with contempt because we’re home to top idols. They've tried to scout them from us countless times. Okazaki Rinto: However, even if Hoshikage tries to recruit Yuki-kun and even if Momo-kun is close to the Tsukumo people, they can't force anything on us. Okazaki Rinto: The reverse is true as well. We have to maintain a delicate balance with them, but somehow stay at the forefront. Rokuya Nagi: Excellent! What a prudent strategy. It's just like engaging in diplomatic negotiations with smaller countries. Nanase Riku: It sounds really hard....... Your talent and motivation aren't the only things that can affect your activities, there's a bunch of other stuff too. Okazaki Rinto: That's why agencies exist. We're also aiming to make it big like you guys, and become a major company that has influence and power. Okazaki Rinto: The harder we work, the more places our idols can promote! Anesagi Kaoru: Exactly! Now, all of you. Go out there and talk to some important people. Politely, of course. Yaotome Gaku: I know, I know. Later guys. Kujou Ten: If you’ll excuse me. Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: I hope you enjoy the party. Izumi Mitsuki: We should go get food. Yotsuba Tamaki: Hell yeah! Is there pudding? Nanase Riku: Manager, we're gonna go too. Okay? Takanashi Tsumugi: Of course! Good luck out there! .........

Okazaki Rinto: Even so, Yaotome Productions manages their stars quite strictly. Maybe it’s because they’re confident in the marketing strategy they’ve laid out…. Takanashi Tsumugi: There's a lot to be learned from them....... We're currently in the middle of shoring up our agency in preparation for their first anniversary tour. Okazaki Rinto: There's seven members in IDOLiSH7, and each one is starting their solo activities. Isn't the workload too much for you to handle by yourself, Takanashi-san? Takanashi Tsumugi: We've increased the number of staff members at our office, and Ogami-san is also a manager now. But, I'm sure we ought to hire more people. Takanashi Tsumugi: I'll only cause trouble for everyone if I try to shoulder too much-- and that's something I cannot do. That's what I thought, but.... Takanashi Tsumugi: To be honest, I don't want to let go of everyone and entrust them to somebody else.... Okazaki Rinto: Ah.... I see. Takanashi Tsumugi: I understand that I have to divide up the workload. But.... I've watched IDOLiSH7 grow to where they are today, and I’ve seen everything since the beginning. Takanashi Tsumugi: ‘What if they get hurt on site? What if they make them take on a job they don't want? Is it really okay to leave this to someone new to the team?’ It’s things like that....... Takanashi Tsumugi: Even though my head understands, my heart isn't on the same page. I know this is just me being selfish, but....... Okazaki Rinto: I understand how you feel. We also have one manager for each member, who follows them on site. Okazaki Rinto: I used to do everything myself. It was quite an ordeal and oftentimes, it made my head spin. And yet.... Okazaki Rinto: I was proud of the fact that I knew those two the best out of everyone. Okazaki Rinto: Haha.... I know this sounds a little strange, but it was kind of like how a parent or relative would've felt. Okazaki Rinto: That's why it was hard when I heard about the things Momo-kun and Yuki-kun did with the other managers. Okazaki Rinto: I had all sorts of gloomy thoughts, like 'I feel so lonely,' or 'I would've never done that,' or 'I could've handled that better'....... Takanashi Tsumugi: ...It was like that for you too, Okazaki-san? Okazaki Rinto: I was really, really lonely. The more you love something, the harder it is to let go. I'm sure it's the same for any agency. Okazaki Rinto: There are times when managers will step into an idol's personal life. When they're feeling down, you cheer them up. When problems arise, you go and apologize in their stead. Okazaki Rinto: If you're careless, you may end up thinking about your idol more than they do themselves. Being a manager is a job that cannot be done without love and trust. Okazaki Rinto: That's why there are times when things may go awry.... Takanashi Tsumugi: ...Awry? Okazaki Rinto: There are managers and agencies that obsess over their stars and try to control them in every aspect. Takanashi Tsumugi: ....... Okazaki Rinto: Hoshikage Entertainment and Tsukumo Productions are the prime examples of that-- it’s how they ended up being called the Two Great Empires. Takanashi Tsumugi: ...What were their methods? Okazaki Rinto: Hoshikage Entertainment forges strong bonds with their stars, and operates much like a family business would. But on the other hand, they have a tendency to bind their stars with that love, with obligation. Okazaki Rinto: Tsukumo Productions is the polar opposite. They do not obsess over their stars at all-- instead, they treat them like merchandise. Stars under Tsukumo have seen both heaven and hell. Okazaki Rinto: The industry has sarcastically nicknamed the two agencies as such: Okazaki Rinto: Once you're indebted to them, they'll never let you go: the Hoshikage Family. They treat their entertainers just like consumer products: Talent Factory Tsukumo. (1)

Tsukumo Ryou: Hello, Momo! Just the man I wanted to see! 

To be continued....

TL Notes/comments:

(1) translating the 'nicknames' was difficult af, but here is an explanation of sorts: 一座 refers to a (family) theatre troupe, kind of how you see family lines in the traditional performing arts. Putting just 'troupe' or 'company' are misleading in a way, and I think that 'family' fits the nature of the agency more. Just know that there's that additional connotation there! As for Tsukumo, i've been translating タレント as either idol, entertainer, or star up to this point depending on who's being talked about,etc. BUT for this instance, I feel like Talent Factory fits really well. Star Factory sounds like some cute sanrio thing, Entertainer factory sounds weird too so. Yeah. exposition heavy chapters are always tiring to translate

(2) oops out of order but yes, this is supposed to be vague. who knows wtf yuki is referring to???? def not me rn!!! def not okazaki either bc i think his line after is him misconstruing yuki's LOL

(3) Tsukumo went from being in kanji (月雲, lit. moon cloud) to katakana (ツクモ) lmao. That’s the distinction.

(4) the original metaphoric/idiomatic phrase was smth like, ‘even the faintest of winds would blow it away’. Uhhh i switched elements but same idea!

As usual, if you see any mistakes/mistranslations/etc, please message me!

Thank you for reading!!

[shadowlink720]

FE: Birthright Randomised Chapter 21

(aka ‘Hello naughty children, it’s time to get mURDERED BY STONEBORN AND LAVA’)

hoo man let’s see if I can actually fight the Stoneborn in this chapter

also, I’ve finally got a lv 3 Rod Shop and all that, so I’ll end up promoting other units (albeit eventually idk)

right, well let’s not keep them waiting much longer off to Demon’s Falls :’’’’’D

man he’s always going to fail

oh don’t worry man, I’ll gladly do it in your stead HAH hah c:

ah yes, more vanilla characters and such ... basically all i have to do is randomise the revelation file, recompress it and then give it the right file name and then i’d be good to go but I’m holding off because I know once I do that then I won’t be able to stop myself--

yeah yeah ok, garon and all that xander being an idiotic asshole, nothing unusual :V

and you know it went smoothly because there wasn’t a chapter about it :’D

boi, Corrin was basically locked up there for like all their life personally, I’d be ok with that, but that’s me being weird and disliking change lol

oh yeah, Ryoma ... we STILL haven’t gotten him yet lol

oh OF COURSE they have =3=

well it’s ‘only a matter of time’ until I whoop Hans’, Iago’s, Xander’s AND Garon’s asses with a daikon .... or at least to the best of my ability I am Determined™

well isn’t that just a terrible shame :V we’re going right to Garon and u can’t stop me >:y

wait when did he give anyone a map?? never siahduahdiuigfa--

I honestly don’t really think it’s actually possible but then again at the same time; nature’s really weird

ok, I know that Shigure exists now, but he’s hanging out in the Astral Plane, Azura-

go on; humour us

still not really buying it b/c the oil would run out eventually but ok man, sure

I would assume so, yeah the fumes coming from that wouldn’t be Good in the least

... i wonder if that’s Anankos kinda looks like it o<o;;;;

hhhhhh

I do not like this chapter tho that’s mainly b/c my first time doing it I was forced to restart because I picked the wrong Dragon Vein in the second set of them idk if it would have worn off over time but like I was getting my ass handed to me ahahahhhhh;;;;;;;;;

so let’s have a look at the enemies literally none of the enemies have any skills, but there are a lot of bow users so I need to be careful where I place Felicia I also want to avoid the Stoneborn ranges as much as possible until I can get someone strong enough to take them on :V

ooooook let’s see how this goes then :’’’’’D

oh yeah it’s defeat commander Fun -.-

this feels like a good place to start she didn’t quite get the kill, BUT

we do have Takumi >:3c

hoo boi Takumi does love overkill-

gonna chip away at ya

hmmmMMMMMmmmm

geh- oh well we can probably jump in w/ Saizo or something

but before I do anything else

I need to get rid of this Stoneborn before it messes me up

hoooo boi yeah Azura’s gonna be my go to for killing Stoneborn hahah

there we goooo

oh yikes I just noticed a Swordmaster with a Venge Katana noooo th a n k y o u

hah, a Stoneborn attacked Hana and she proced Icy Blood

right, i’m gonna get that other stoneborn before it tries to attack anyone else >:V

oh yikes, they hit

....... this is why I gave Setsuna a Physic-- wait shit i gave her a Silence; not a physic hhahsdidahsuhdaiugda can i get to the convoy w/ corrin at all-

yes I can ok good

uhhh, you can take the Silence for now, Corrin

I can JUST reach her that’s some luck right there ahahahahh;;;;;

I should probably heal Hana as well

how about THIS, huh? >:V ... of course he missed of course at least he got a weapon rank

all right then, how about this

yaaAAAAAS SAIZO

so if I do this then I can get someone else in or smth

how about some CALAMITY GATE get weapon triangle’d, son

ok I think the order was left, then right, then left??? let’s try it o<o;;;;

yyyeeEEEEEAAAAAH BOI

ok good-

ok if I pair Hana up with Azura, then Azura can reach the Stoneborn

like so :V

idk it just looks really cool hahah;;;

yeeeeaaaah son

.... hopefully that guy with the Venge Katana will go for Azura; since she’s in his range

Corrin’s Kodachi is just short of killing him so let’s go with this instead

I also want to get rid of this guy with the Levin Sword

well I mean it’s a start :V

welp he went for Azura (and missed) now he gon’ die IT WAS A CRIT TOO;;;;;

ohhhh man Azura’s just way too good hahah

HEH

ohhhhh my Farore

lmao goodbYE

aaaand you’re gone too

Azura you never have chill-

right, I’m gonna fight this Stoneborn and hopefully not get hit by the guy with the Killer Axe hahah;;;;

she dodged and got another Sol-crit :’’’’’D

right ok it should be the right Dragon Vein now

yeeeeeeees

ah heck, Azura got hit by another Stoneborn-

right I gotta kill this one Adventurer so I can get Azura to the Stoneborn

hey, that works hahah

how about you just not >:Y

rest in peace? more like rest in pieces--

hhhhhhnngngnkdhak there are so many bow userrrrssss

yeah I’m just gonna wait, and then have Azura tank most of them--

it’s what you GET for hitting her with a 17% hit rate >:V

oh man I should let other units get exp but like Azura’s just so good

literally a 0% chance to hit wow

ya know what? let’s give this one to Felicia

oh man

all right, last Dragon Vein yeaaaaah boiiiiii

yep let’s go with that

aww man, now I gotta heal Felicia again b/c they hit her-

so how about I seal your speed

ayyyyyy

oh yikes, I should heal Sakura; she got doubled :’’’’D

mmeeeeehhhh I wanna be done with this chapter already

oh, the Stoneborn talk I forgot about that

oh shit, they hit her

AH SHIT THERE’S LAVA

JAHSDYAGYSDGAYW this is why I hate this chapterrrrrrr

fuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu

nah, not really

Thank the Sages that’s over-- I really do not like that chapter ahahahah;;;

no it wasn’t, Corrin, good on you for noticing :V

yes, do tell

how convenient for us

Corrin, what did I just say? we were planning on storming Krakenburg anyway

who knows, man he just likes his secrets

that we are, Corrin that we are

‘I’ll kick Xander’s ass with this daikon right here’

oooooookay we’re finally done with that chapter at least it’s out of the way but hey! i think we get ‘Shura’ in the next chapter, finally! yeah it’s definitely Orochi, since she hasn’t shown up at all hahah;;;;

[damn-agi]

THIS  IS  YOUR LOVESTORY  WITH  RAP MONSTER!!! <3

You are a really cute and smart girl, and you have straight blue hair. You are part of almost all the school clubs, but you especially love <3 the book club. The reason why you love that club so much is, because in there you spend time with your best friend KIM NAMJOON. At first you  hadn’t thought of Namjoon as ur boyfriend, but than things got complicated so.. :D you gotta read this! <3

It was a usual day in your school and you were staying near your locker when you suddenly feel a hand covering your eyes! <3 Rap Mon: Guess who!! Y/N: How can I not know that voice?! J Namjoon!! He took off his hands of your face and now you two were looking at each other smiling. ^^ Rap Mon: Hey Y/N!! What’s up! ^^ Y/N: Hey Moonie!! :* you are finally here, i was waiting for you!! -_- Rap Mon: Ehh, i’m not quiet sure u were waiting me! :D I think you were waiting for Park. (Park is one of the most handsome guys in ur school and u really like him. Actually u have never talk to him, but you think of Park everytime and Namjoon love to tease you about that <3). Rap Monster started singing with a loud voice: Y/N and Park were sitting down the tree nananana, he kissed her on the cheek… :D Y/N: Namjoon stoop!!! He can hear you, and if that happens i’m gonna kill you! >,< RM: Ok ok! I care about you, so i don’t want to make u sad! :* ( You have been really close with Kim Namjoon since in kindergarden! You are neighbourhoods so you always went to school together, and you still do. He is like ur best friend!^^ You have told every secret to RM and he has told u his. <3 Even he is part of BTS you don’t care that your friend is famous now. RM was ur friend even when he wasn’t famous, so you care about the personality and character of RM more than his fame, and you love him more than everything else in the world! <3 But never never never, you hadn’t thought of him as ur future boyfriend! You two have the same style, you are like hipsters ^^, you have same tattoos on legs, and you two love to read and than comment books together, oh and you also loove anime cartoons!! <3 So you two are kinda the same person. :P) RM: So Y/N, we have already finished school for today, why don’t we go to the bar next school? Pleasee!! Y/N: Ok, let’s go! ^^ …

You two left school and went to the bar next ur school. It was a really nice place and you love to spent time together in there… The bar was full of people but the owner of that place always keeps an empty table, especially for you two. Oh, and the owner always put this sign on the table: This is the place for my angels, so yea, it’s always taken!! J. So you two were walking straight your place, and Rap Mon had grabbed your hand. You set on your chairs and started to talk with eachother. <3 RM had some glasses on his face, and you were making fun of his face. Y/N: Haha you look silly with those glasses!! :D At least, why didn’t you tell me to put some glasses too, so we could be silly together. RM: :P Firstly, i thought these glasses fits me :D and secondly I think you look cuter without glasses. RM told you that while he was smiling and his cute dimples came out. ^^ Y/N: Hihihi thank you!! Aaah, have I told you i love your dimples!! <3 RM: ^^ Yep, this is like the 1432 time you say me that!! I have been this cute like always! :P The waiter: ^^ Sorry for interrupting ur chat, but would you cuties like to drink or eat smth? <3 Y/N: You don’t have to say sorry <3 , and you can give some vanilla ice-creams to your sweet angels!! :D The waiter: Oki, right away!! ^^ RM: Uuuh, Y/N look over there!! The “EGO KING” is in the house! :D -_- Y/N: Oh, nooo!! Park is here! Hide me, fast!! You hide yourself under the table, and ur heart was going crazy!! <3 You whispering: Pss, Rap Mon is he still in there? RM: Nope, he is gone!! You finally get up and sit back on your chair, but *o* you see that Park was still in there and was hanging with some other boys. Y/N: Namjoon!!! >.< Why did you lie me? There he is!! >.< RM: Haha, well you were not going to stay under the table forever so.. :D Y/N: Uhh, I feel awkard right now!! T.T Do I look good? Is my hair ok? Do I have smth in my teeth? Is my face red or not? Come on, RM!!! >.< Answer me!! RM: Oh Y/N you are overdoing this situation! :P And btw, your face is great, like always!! ;) Anyway, even after all these years, I still don’t get why you like that guy this much!! -_- Y/N: Well I don’t have to say this for like the hundred time!! I just love him, ok!! Haven’t you ever liked someone in ur life? RM: Actually, yes I have liked someone. Someone really special!! But I noticed that she wasn’t really interested in me so, I let her go!! And this is exactly what you should do too, with that guy!! ;) Y/N: Noo L i can’t stop liking him!! Do you mind if we leave this place because I’m not feeling really good right now! L RM: Of course, I was thinking the same too. Just wait a sec, I will go to pay the bill!! J  Rap Monster was walking toward the paying system when he heard some people talking about him! Park: Ouu, look the nerd is here!! Haha look at his glasses guys, he looks like a ... Rap Monster didn’t show his feelings right away, but he was feeling just like a monster that moment!! >.< A monster who would like to eat the Park’s stupid head! >.< RM anyway didn’t say anything, but he payed the bill and than grabbed your arm and now you two were outside the bar. Y/N: Umm, are you ok Namjoon? I told you to take off those glasses, didn’t I? RM: Whaat?? You are on the idiot’s side, again!!! >.< Y/N: Well, I think he’s right.. I mean only for the glasses part, of course! RM: Uhhh >.< (he hit the road), I think I should go now! I will see you tomorrow, for school, right? J Y/N: What!! You will leave, L umm, oki of course I will come tomorrow, for school! ….

You arrived a bit late infront of Rap Monster house and you see that he had surprisely changed the colour of his hair <3. His hair was blue now, like yours! Y/N: Oh my, Namjoon!! Your hair!!! *o* I loove them!! But when…when did u change them? RM: Good morning btw :D, and i colored my hair blue yesterday, because BTS is going to have a comeback so, you know Big Hit!! ^^ I gotta change my hair for a new photoshoot. Y/N: Oh really?!!! ^^ I can’t wait for ur new comeback. I bet u are going to look perfect!! :* RM: Haha, :D thanks!! Well we better go now, because Ms Suziky is going to get furious!!! Remember the last time we got late!! :D She was so angry and her face was colourful!! :P Y/N:  How can i forget that day? LOL!! :D Ok, let’s go!! J..

You and Rap Mon finished the first class, and went together to ur locker because you needed to take a book for the other class. You opened ur locker and wooow *.* !!!! You see a big bouquet of blue flowers. You were speechless!! *.* Y/N: Oh my holy God, someone has never gave me smth like this!! T.T It’s soooo beautiful!!!  Rap Mon, do u have any idea who could it be? J RM: Woow I’m really impressed too!! *o* But I don’t have not a single idea for this! :P Well, Y/N who do u think it is? Y/N: Ummm..well ^^..u know who I think of!! RM: Really!! ^^ Y/N: I think Park has finally noticed how precious I really am!! ^^ <3 RM: Ooh -_-‘ yea right!! Park! It can be him, but still I’m not really sure!! While you and Rap Mon were talking to eachother, Park passed near ur locker. Park: Oh hey!! What’s up, Y/N!! ^^ Nice flowers…see ya later! <3 You started to giggle after you heard Park saying those sweet words to you!! ^^ It was like the first time he talked to you, and you were feeling so happy!!! :D But Namjoon didn’t seem so happy about this, lol!! :D Y/N: Rap Mon L aren’t u happy for me?!! I mean, I have waited for this moment all my life, and now it looks like a cat ate ur tounge!! >.< RM: No no Sorry Y/N!!! It’s just..I don’t know! Don’t u think it’s a bit weird that he just changed his mind about the relantionship between you two, I mean the thing that u have always dreamed of!! :P Y/N: Why do u think it’s weird!! He just…needed some time to make up his mind!! Ahh, and he definitely knows my flowers favour ^^, I am impressed!!! RM: Well, I’m glad you’re happy!! ^^ Y/N, do u mind if I go because I gotta go in home to take my laptop, for the book club today!! J Y/N: Oh yea, I forgot about that for a sec!! :P Of course, see ya in the book club!! Love you Namjoon!!! <3 :** RM: Byee, love uuu too Y/N!! :** …

Rap Monster left the school and he was walking alone on the way to his  house. He was feeling really akward and not really good!! Rap Mon finally arrived in his house, and his parents had gone to work. He was walking slowly through the hall, and he entered his room. RM put his laptop on his bag, but he decided to relax for a sec and think about all it happened. Since he didn’t have anyone to talk to, he was talking with himself. :D RM: Ahh, Rap Monster Rap Monster, why did u do that? (He was touching his hair) Now Y/N thinks that, that stupid guy did the flower present to her!! >.< Uhh, why didn’t she thought of me? Why didn’t she say: I think it can be u Namjoon. T.T How could she think, that a pathetic guy like Park could buy her such a sweet present. He doesn’t even know her favourite flowers. I’m the only one who knows that, I’m the only boy who really cares about her, I’m the only boy who really loves her!!!!! >.< >.< Ahhhh!!!(He throught a vase near him, to the door, and it unfortunately broke!) Oh noo, sh*t!! >.< My mom is gonna kill me, I broke her favourite vase!! T.T Well anyway, I’m dead inside so what’s the point!! L Ahh, I would be so happy if Y/N was going to like me!! Oh no no no, I’m so late for the book club!!!.... Rap Monster took his school bag and he took a quick look of himself to the mirror. :P RM: Ehh, lol :D I’m such a geek!! ….

Rap Monster finally arrived in time, and he was running through the school hall!! :P RM: Run Rap Mon, Run!!! I said run run run…!!! :D He opened the book club’s door really fast and you were laughing at him. ^^ Y/N: Finally  Namjoon!! We were waiting for u! RM: Ahh yea ^^ sorry Y/N and everyone else, I just…had.. to do smth in my house!!...I took my laptop, so are u ready guys, to finally watch the movie and than find the parts that have been deleted from the book!! ;) Everyone: Ready ^^….

The book club finished well like always, and now you were walking to the way home with Rap Mon, close you!!!<3 He had grabbed ur hand, and everytime he does that, u feel much more secure and happier!! ^^ Y/N: soo, Rap Mon, u didn’t really like Park’s present for me today right?!! L RM: Look, Y/N, it’s not that I didn’t like the present! It’s just, I wasn’t expecting Park to give u smth like that!! Y/N: Namjoon, I feel like u are going to be cold with me if I be happy with that present! L So, I can even burn or throw them on trash, if u don’t like that present!! You know I care a lot about ur feelings, so I don’t want to ruin our friendship just because of a bunch of flowers!! <3 RM: What, noo Y/N don’t u even think of that! <3 Do u know what? J Love is one of the purest feelings that a person can feel and that feeling can cause happy or sad memories, so if u really like Park I shouldn’t be the one who won’t let u to be in love. :* I am ur friend so, u don’t have to say sorry and than not even burn or throw smth LOL :D, I just want u to be happy!! If u are happy than I will be happy too!! ^^ But if he or someone else breaks ur heart, than I don’t know how many bad things can I cause to that person!! And by that, I don’t mean to have a fight with those guys!! I would just feel so so sorry for them, because they had broken a really special girl’s heart, and that is smth they would never win back, so yea that’s the suffer!! ;* Y/N: Ooh, Namjoonie!!! Those words just made my day!! <3 You are just like a philosopher!!! Aand, you should know that ur words are much more precious than a bunch of flowers! ^^ This is why u are my best friend Moonie <3!!! I love you! :* <3 RM: I love you too Y/N, a lot!! <3 Well, we better say bye now because it’s getting a bit late! Y/N: Yea, good idea!! Your words made me so happy Namjoon! :* Bye, tomorrow at the same time, for school? ^^ RM: Of course, like always!! <3 ;* I will always be with u Y/N, always!! ;) Byee!! ^^ <3….

You were getting ready for school and you always watch TV during getting ready. ^^ And what u see!!! *o* You see BTS on your screen. The news was showing the new fansign of BTS and they were skiping a bit at each member. And when it showed Rap Mon you almost faint, woow he was so beautiful!! *o* And, but not surprisly, he had changed his hair color again! :D And he looked sooo nice with that color, it was like pink! <3 He was talking with a fan and he was looking and listening at her really carefully, and he looked so cute! You can’t believe that Rap Monster is ur bestfriend. It’s a bit unbelievable to have a famous friend, but still it’s the greatest thing ever!! ^^ Well, the news about BTS finished, you get down to go to school. You opened the outside door, and whaaat!! It was another big bouquet of flowers in front of your door. But they were red roses now, and omggg they smelled perfectly! But anyway it hadn’t any note, so u weren’t really sure who made you that, again! You decided to let the bouquet in ur home, because u didn’t want to show them to Namjoon. You don’t know why, but you weren’t feeling really exciting, as the last time, that you take another bunch of flowers. -_- So you just walked through the neighbourhood to get Rap Mon. <3 He was waiting for u again, and he was so cute and tall. And, his hair was pink, like in the video you watched!! ^^ Y/N: Hey Namjoonie!! ^^ Good Morning! RM: Hey Y/N!! Good morning to you as well! So, do u like this ? Y/N: Sorry for not getting surprised for ur new hair, but I already saw them. I watched u on TV today Rap Mon!!! ^^ RM: Really!! ^^ For what? Y/N: For the new BTS fansign. RM: AAAh, yea right!! I had so much fun during that! I love my ARMYs so much, you and them make my life happier. <3 Y/N: ooh, thnx!! :* RM: I thought today was going to be a good weather, but the sky seems a bit angry. :P Y/N: Yea, lol!! :D So let’s run to school, before a rain starts.

You two entered the school, and you had a same class together today. ^^ So you and Rap Mon took ur books, and entered the class. Your seats, were near each other, because you like to have Namjoon near you. The lesson started and you were focused at ur teacher, as always, when suddenly one of ur friends give u a small piece of paper. It wrote: “Come today after school, behind the bar because it’s going to be only you and me.- Park” You were so shocked after reading that paper, and you look at Park just to be sure that he isn’t kidding. And he also looked at you smiling. What does that mean?!! Does that mean that he finally likes you!! After all these years of suffering!! Ehh, you weren’t really sure, but still, that made you happy and you were definitely going behind the bar after school. ^^ When the bell rings, Rap Mon comes near you. RM: Umm, Y/N why are you so happy! :D I mean, that history lesson wasn’t that interesting!! :P Y/N: All I can say for now, it’s that my dream can finally come true, and that I need u to wait for me after school. RM: Um, ok! :P I hope it comes true. And I will wait for you. ;)….

School finished earlier today, or maybe it just seemed to u, since you are really happy! ^^  You let ur bag to your locker and get ready to go behind the bar. You were so happy until…oh nooo!!! T.T T.T You see…Park ki..ssing with another girl. T.T Your soul just broke down. You can’t believe it!! He was such a jerk!! >.< You were full of nerves, when suddenly a rain start too. Y/N: Oh nooo **ck!!! What have I done to all of you pieces of … Even the God isn’t in my side?!!!!! UUUUuuuuuh, I hate my life!! >.< T.T You were sobbing and crying more than every other time, and you decided to leave that place and run, as fast as you can! You weren’t looking where you were stepping, you just wanted to run and leave that place! But Rap Monster notices you, and he run straight you. RM: Y/N, omgg what’s wrong? You look terrible!! O.O Y/N:  Can we just go home Rap Mon? T-T I don’t feel really well! RM: Of course, we are going home, but you need to tell me what happened? Where were u anyway!! And I don’t think that any of ur dreams came true. Y/N: Ok ok, (you were shouting!) Park send me a letter in which he wrote, meet me after school behind the bar so we can be alone, and I thought that he finally started to like me but I’m soooo stupid!! >.< I saw him kissing with another girl! And he didn’t even look at my way, it was like he just wanted to joke with me!! He is such a …. *** !!! >,< RM: Oh my, seriously, :P you are sad because of that jerk?!! I thought smth bad happened to you! Y/N: It is smth bad Rap Mon! -_-  RM: Oh come on… you can’t let him destroy ur life. Have I ever got sad, after all the bad words that he has told me? That’s right, no! Because I don’t care for people like him. Their hobby is to make other  feel bad, but that is not going to affect me, neither you!!! So come on, smile! J Y/N: I guess you’re right! I’m not going to let “the monkey face” destroy my life! :P Thanks Namjoon!! I’m so happy that you are here with me! You can’t be compared with anyone!! <3 RM: Thanks for the sweet words  Y/N, but can we stay under that place, because if you may have noticed it’s raining!! :P Y/N: Ok lol!! ;D You two were staying under a place, so you won’t get wet. <3 Rap Mon was hugging you and he gave you his jacket so you could stay warm! <3 He could feel ur heart beats. RM: Ah, here you will feel better now! ;)…Oh Y/N I need to tell you smth! Y/N: Really? ^^ What, tell me?! <3 RM: Phew ok! :) I was the one who bought those bouquets of flowers for you. I mean, I felt kinda sad, when you thought that it was Park who bought u those, and I even broke another expensive vase of my mom! :P I thought you would know that it was me who bought you those! If you remind a bit, the first bouqet of flowers was blue, like I colored my hair and than the second bouqet of flowers were pink and red, like I colored my hair again. I know that you can’t believe me, but I needed to tell u this Y/N.  Y/N: Oh my god, I am shocked! *o* Of course I believe you Namjoon, more than everything else in the world! After all, I didn’t tell you that I received a second bouqet of flowers, so since you know this, it’s obvious that it was you. ^^ And OMGG, I feel so so so so freaking sorry! ToT You might have been so sad and furious with me! L I just…I didn’t imagine that a beautiful day, my best friend would buy a bouqet of flowers for me!! I mean, it was unexpected!!  *o* But anyway I can’t get one thing. Why  did you buy me a bouqet of flowers? I mean, you have never bought me smth like that, it is weird.. Rap Monster didn’t let you to finish ur word, but grabb you next him and he started kissing you!!! ^^ You two were staying like that for a moment, and than Rap Monster stopped. His lips was so squishy and red now, because of the hot kiss that he gave you! RM: Do you get it now! J I lo..love you Y/N!!! I know you probably don’t feel the same, but I can’t even believe it myself that I love you! I haven’t felt this all the time long, don’t worry!  It’s such a weird feeling to love ur friend, believe me!! Y/N: Shhhh, Rap Mon!!! I know that feeling too, because I have been li..king you for some time too!! And I’m so happy, that I’m not the weird one! :P <3 So just come here and kiss me, again!! :*** You two started to kiss again, and Rap Monster seemed really really happy!! ^^ RM: You know what’s tomorrow right? It’s prom! And I know that we hipsters don’t really enjoy that, but I’m just thinking…would you like to be my date to the prom? <3 Y/N: Are you kidding me? Of course I want!! ^^ And btw, I hadn’t forgot for the prom, I have even bought my dress for the prom! :P So in which hour would you come, tomorrow?(shy) RM: Haha I’m so happy!!! ^^ I would come at 7! And I think I should go now, I’m so sorry I will not take you home! L Y/N: 7 is perfect… and don’t worry, I can go by myself!!! Bye, love youuu more than every other time!!! :P :* RM: Oooh, loooove you too!!! :** <3 …

The next day come!!! ^^ It was such a sunny day, because you were feeling like shining inside of you too. You were getting done your blue hair <3, and than you were trying your marvelous dress. It was such a magic dress, and you looked like a princess with that! <3 You were putting some make-up and fixing ur hair again, when you hear your door bell ring. ^^ Your Mom: Y/N come sweety, because Moonie is here! Y/N: I’m coming mom!! ^^ You paint your fluffy little lips with red, and than you were running downstairs. The first thing that you notice was, a good man, the best rapper, the coolest guy but the most important one, it was your best friend!! ^^ Y/N: Rap Mooon!!! Oh my…. You look so handsome!!! You are like a real prince!! *o* RM: Thanks cutie!! And you are my princess, for today for tomorrow and for forever! ^^ Here, take this, I thought to give you another bouqet of flowers, and this time not in a secret way! :P Y/N: Oooh, so kind of you! Thanks!! :* And omg, I can’t believe it,ur hair and the color of flowers, they are the same, again lol!! ^^ RM: Well, it can’t always be a considence right? :P <3 I think this color fits me, but I also think I will get bald almost next week because of Big Hit! :D Y/N: Haha, yep !! ;D Ur mom: Stop with chats, come close each other now, I want to take you a pic! And Rap Monster, you look so smoking today : FIREEE!!! :D RM: haha thank you Ms… . Your Mom: oK now, say prom!! You two: PROOOM!!! ^^ Your Mom: Ah, I’m going to put this photo on my facebook cover. So I have work now, and you two will need to go too. But first, come here sweety! Give mommy a kiss. :** Have fun you two! Y/N: Byee mom!! We love you too, and we won’t stay late! ;) <3 RM: Bye!! <3 ^^…. You two had so much fun during the prom, and you were Rap Monster’s girlfriend now. Yaaay!!! ^^

So that’s the story guys! ^^ I hope you enjoyed this as well, and this is kinda different from all my lovestorys! <3 The next one will be with J-Hope, and I will try to post it a bit more earlier! ;D See ya!! ^^ <3