#and tord now i guess

[actualredleader]

If I can't find any decent goth button downs/office goth looks these next two weeks I may become insane. Why the fuck is it so hard to find decent professional looking masc goth clothes that don't make you look like a lost time traveler

[ryemackerel]

eddsworld in 2024 baby LETS GO!!!!!

i used to have a massive eddsworld phase in like. 2016-2018. i will never forget the eddsworld animation memes and roleplays i used to have back then.

and FUN FACT i used to hate tomtord so vehemently back then but i think its really silly now ☺️ embrace cringe i guess 🥰🥰🥰 ty star

first time i drew tom and tord again in?? 2 years? wanted to pull somewhat of a 2000s aesthetic. thought the gorillaz music fit them so well, esp their first album reminds me of eddsworld :)

[evelynismahnameboi]

Now you should do future tord ;]

Ugh, I guess! But I’m NOT happy about it >:(

[balloooonn]

GRAVITY FALLS X EDDSWORLD !! ★

HEYA GUYS GIRLS NON BINARY NO GENDER ALL OF YOU HOW ARE YOU!!! (Long text aheadd!) (Plus grammatic isn't that good I think, apologizes for that)

So I can't stop combining my fixations together. I had to mix Eddsworld with Gravity Falls, since this last one revived haha. Sorry not sorry! As I said on Instagram, this is TOTALLY NOT an excuse for making eduarjon/jonuardo... Yeah, yeah totally not... Anyways, look at these guys, Eduardo as stanford, Jon as mcgucket!!

I have to say these are just my own, personal interpretations for the characters. It's totally OK if you don't think the same as me!! I made this for fun, and oh boy It was so fun while making it and deciding which characters could fit in each other's papers.

Let me show you some more!! :D

To my surprise (not really LOL), I searched if anyone made the same in the past, and I found out they thought exactly the same as me! Tom is dipper, Matilda is Mabel, Stanley is Edd and Stanford is Eduardo. Makes sense to me.

And I thought it would be funnier (and better!) if instead of normal Edd, it was Future Edd. Thinking about an old man like Future Edd, who just wants to die but has to maintain a work for 30 years just to re-meet his brother... That makes me laugh, for some reason. XDD Look at his face. Poor guy!

And for Bill, well, guess who is it here? Tord, because I couldn't think about anyone else! And it wouldn't make sense if he had a human design, because you know what kind of interdimensional, two-dimensional triangle without real physical form he is. Mm, maybe I'm wrong and he could actually have a human form. Should I try making a design for Tord Cipher later?

That one looks silly! He's just Bill, technically red, has a weird hat and Tord's typical band-aid at the right. Didn't know how to draw this one haha

That's all for now! I'm thinking about the other characters. For now, in my mind, Laurel is Wendy, but mmmmm I don't agree too much, idk. Diwi could be Soos, and I'd LOVE seeing Bing and Larry as the stupid police xD

And MAAAAAYBE an unpopular opinion and somewhat obvious?, But I'd love mixing Eddsworld and Gravity Falls characters personalities together and other things that make them unique, not just switching them fully. What I try to say is, for example, I imagine Edd having his obsession with cola as always, Eduardo with diet cola as well. Edd could have his lucky can, somewhere, and he's just as pathetic as Stanley, despite he's usually more pessimistic, dark and irritable than him sometimes. Tom still haves that sarcastic, rude? essence, but is fascinated with mistery and you know, the weird things that happens in town! And he still conservates liking ska bands. You know, some ideas like that!

Just sharing my silly ideas here. Hope you like it :3 ! Thanks for watching.

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

Drop the Tord headcannons I beg I beg

lmao i had this up for maybe 2 minutes before deciding i had already done the majority of these and picking a different ask game. i underestimated yall. AND YET. I SHALL DO IT!

Sexuality Headcanon: pansexual

Gender Headcanon: agender and intersex. he doesnt really give a shit though

A ship I have with said character: wow take a wild guess! its polyworld babey!

A BROTP I have with said character: tordmatt <3

A NOTP I have with said character: there isn't a ship i really hate with Tord, but if i had to pick something it'd be tord + jon.

A random headcanon: tord got a pentagram tattoo in secondary.

General Opinion over said character: i used to hate him. now hes pretty alright! very useful for Angst purposes :)))))))

[bluespacestarssssss]

Click for (slightly) better quality- In case it's still too hard to read here's what it says: Matt: Hey Tord um... I know how that blind eye of yours- has been bugging you.... So I made you this eye patch- I thought it might help!

Tord: Oh wow, thanks Matt- Hey wait is that a star?

Matt: Yeah. I remember you used to have a star shirt back in high school! You wore it all the time back then! So I just thought-

Tord: Wait you remembered that!? Matt this is great! You still have at least some access to your memories!

Matt: Oh yeah- I guess so! (Wait how'd you put that on so fast-) Back / Next

Context: For my Memories Eddsworld Au. In it, Tord is kindaaa homeless right now and Matt's memories are still lost (Because of the memory eraser gun) When Matt's memories were first erased, Tom and Edd worked really hard to get some of his memories back, but since Tom broke the gun and Tord was the one who made it (and was gone at the time) all they could do was show them things and hope it would work. It didn't work very well obviously- At the point in time of this little sketch, Matt and Tord are secretly meeting to fix the memory eraser gun so Matt can get his memories back. (Tom and Edd still completely hate him right now so they don't know about this.) Matt doesn't hate Tord because he didn't have the strong emotional connection to him that Tom and Edd had back during The End Part 1 & 2, so he had no full on personal grudge when they met back up. Tord and Matt ended up meeting again by accident (for reasons to be revealed later) and Tord gave Matt his number after claiming he could help get Matt's memory back. Tord's surprise is from the fact that Matt shouldn't be able to remember that because it happened before the memory erase.

[mokkagren]

SILLY GUYS !!!!!

i had a sudden strong urge to draw catified eddsworld designs of the main 4 and i had to do it SO HERE !! [they're not free to use !! please ask for permission first, thank you :3]

i actually had catified designs for them before but i didn't really bother to refresh them properly until now lmaoo unfortunately i'm not into eddsworld as i used to be but it's nice to revisit it sometimes <3

extra little eddsworld x warrior cats doodle below the cut :3 !!! burn scars warning !!!

a little doodle of catified post-the end tord and oots hollyleaf :3 i drew this before i made the designs so tord's design isn't mine, it belongs to @cedars-glen!!! i just added the scars (and removed his leg i guess lmaooo what a loser) i'm eating this design so hard apollo omggg

[frango-maconheiro]

wow, wow, interaction.

also, there's a stupid meaningless ramble i made out of this incredible petpeeve of mine with EW x reader stuff and it's just down the cut sggkjdfjkk (it's fr just me being extremely salty)

Anyway, hello!

Haha, my curious and lonely ass really thought it was a clever idea to read 'eddsworld x reader' content because it spawned in my timeline.... thinking that maaaybe they actually got good at it and made not too ooc stuff (this is heeeeaavily on matt content)

Now, i am profoundly remorseful of that choice because when i wrote this hours ago woth no wifi, i was arguing with the air.

Like, i won't lie on this. EW x reader.. They have evolved, a loooot since those 2017 fanfics (why were the x yn fics from eddsworld all copy-paste back then???) actually, it really surprised me because i definitely don't have the most cool memories of such fanfics,, Buuuuut, they still have that STUPID FAVORITISM. IT'S SO DAMN APPARENT. YOU THINK WE CAN'T SEE IT???

i get madder from down this line, especially since i was veery hungry when writing this. That's why you should always stay fed, keeps you slightly happier.

nhamnhamnhamm, writes aaall cool stuff for edd, tom 'n tord... maybe with an ooc here and there, but enough to ignore,, but matt? Matt gets so ooc, he can be mistaken for an oc if no name is given.

like,,, did.. did we watch the same dude on screen? i know he was pretty neglected in content, but cmon, what is that?? He's practically a romance repellent with his stupidity (said affectionately)

it's the same 'pipipipopopo just a sweet mama's boy' and 'ooo, he's sooo romantic, look at how much of gentleman he is compared to otheeeers' and 'whaao he so silly ::3 *treats him as if he weren't an adult character' and so much more, all in this weird stereotype

I guess i'm just disappointed,,, all because he just, idk, still feels downright boring compared to how the other 3 are written in these kind of fanfics even thought it's 2024 already and not still 2017-2020 (don't even get me started on the weird fixation on making yn extremely specific which fr also makes me crawl away like a wet cat from EW reader interactive content, they don't even put tags of the gender, aaaaaargh).

y'all definitely have more content of him to write than just the saturation of him painting your nails, or going shopping, or acting like he's the center of the world 24/7, or making him the pure lil' angel, or having his memory issues being downplayed as him acting 'so silly lil' silly', i assure you.

When i tell you i got so invested in this useless anger i mean that i got compelled into writing down a bunch of matt x reader to try and give that man a cooler image,,, and i don't even see him that way (nor any of the characters.) , but GOD ARGHHHV I NEED JUSTICE FOR HIM.

i might be just a lil' hot headed while writing this whole stuff, but this bro got stripped out of BOTH his classic and his modern funky personality in 99% of these fanfics and nobody bats an eye, like, ever, unless they're another fan of the character. Free my ginger rat, pleeeeaaaaseee.

I need any weirdo, edgy, funky, unusual, vampire, zombie(heavily on you zombie matt my beloved), slasher, funny, whack matt written content that is not only interactive BUT friendly to all readers...

i don't even care what Matt is written, modern, or classic. Both types have their own weirdo charm, and i am willing to analyze them for a nice oneshot or spitball post.... where you don't get to a restaurant/picnic and receives flowers and it ends like that, without any more depth of such cute cliche fluff it is, and leaving you like you just licked off the scraps of a dessert from a plate given to you, so damn hungry 'n wishing you had eaten an actual dessert instead of whatever that was.

[anything-that-isnt-nails]

Uhhh Kryptonite AU? I guess?

Never really expected to actually have enough (non self-insert) AU ideas to actually write any of them down but I’m actually lowkey kind of proud of this. So uh here it is!! This entire thing is inspired by the song Kryptonite by 3 doors down which I heard and went ‘oh I remember this song. I wonder if I could PowerEdd AU this song’. And OH BOY CAN I!! It’s 3AM when I’m writing this in my notes app and apparently I have a lot of ideas.

This sat in my notes app for weeks until I mentioned it on @minkshame ‘s post (as they also had it on the love square playlist) and she said they wanted to see it! So thanks for giving me the push to actually put it out there! (Side note omg cool eddsworld person noticed me? Be cool, be cool. Uhhhhhh Spare Changes is really really good I love it). AU ideas under the cut because it’s kind of long! Featuring cliche lyric inserts because I can! I think this could be viewed as romantic or platonic EddTord. Had romance more in mind but sometimes you do have that absolutely insane bond with a best friend yknow? Attraction is weird. Anyway here goes!

So Future AU with Tord as Red Leader. Edd, as PowerEdd, has been the figurehead of the rebellion against the Red Army ever since he made his first appearance. No one watching him knows that this hero-villain rivalry is a lot more… personal.

After all, I knew it had to be something to do with you

When the Red Army was first making moves, Edd knew that Tord was behind it, and despite the giant robot incident still felt fairly conflicted about facing his ‘old friend’. He was tentatively okay with just pretending that Tord hadn’t existed after the robot incident, and his resurfacing led to the resurfacing of …feelings that Edd didn’t really know what to do with. Edd is able to put his feelings aside when fighting against Tord’s army mainly because he knows everyone else is suffering (and he needs his cola).

PowerEdd succeeds in defeating Red Leader… or at least in taking him down. The regime collapses when its leader suddenly goes missing after the destruction of Red Leader’s flagship combat robot. PowerEdd is largely viewed as responsible for this, and is even more of a hero than he already was to the rebellion. But what no one saw was PowerEdd pulling Tord from the wreckage of his robot, dragging him down to the one resistance base only he knew the location of, and trying to patch him up as best as he can.

Tord, of course, is baffled. Why is Edd, who he has been fighting against for the past however long, nursing him back to health? He’s don’t all this shit to him, to them, and Edd is at his side?! The radiation must have driven him crazy, because he certainly doesn’t deserve this. But he had to admit that it was nice being able to talk to Edd again. He hadn’t had someone talk to him as an equal since he became Red Leader, and certainly no one had taken care of him before. Of course, Tord tries to figure out a way to get back into power, but keeps getting distracted by Edd and his constant worrying.

Edd… Edd doesn’t know what he’s doing. Tord has tried to kill him and his friends multiple times, and may have succeeded, since Matt and Tom, originally serving under Tord, vanished some time before Tord was defeated (I’ll be honest I don’t know what to do with Matt and Tom here, but I think having them absent in some way would explain Edd’s mental state. Does Tord know what happened to them? Maybe, but he’s not telling). By all logic Edd should have blasted Tord away along with his robot. But some bizarre part of him is holding onto the hope that if he could just talk to Tord, just get through to him, they could reconcile and find Tom and Matt and things would be like old times. The past few months of battle had almost felt familiar to him, and if Tord felt that too, then maybe they could stay together this time. Maybe the radiation did make him nuts.

I really don’t mind what happens, now and then/As long as you’ll be my friend at the end

After the initial celebration after the downfall of the Red Army, the public realizes that Red Leader himself is still at large. Practical minds are alarmed at a dictator roaming free, while the rest of the public is angrier. To them, the regime only truly ends with Red Leader dead. PowerEdd, as the last person to see Red Leader alive, comes under a bit of scrutiny, but is mostly able to keep it under control. That is, until he’s spotted with Tord in civilian form after a badly-planned attempt to get him to a real doctor. Faced with the leftover weapons of the Red Army in the hands of new governments, Edd has no choice but to use his powers to get Tord (and himself, he supposes) back to safety.

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?

The public is outraged. Betrayed. Their hero, harboring the Red Leader? What had PowerEdd been fighting for? Hadn’t he saved lives? Had he been working for the Red Army the whole time? PowerEdd goes from beloved to hated in a very short time. Any appearances he makes, even doing the most stock-standard heroic things like saving people from a burning building, are met with scorn. Edd isn’t sure anymore if he’s the hero they need, but he’s certainly not the one they want.

Edd and Tord have run-ins with the law and the public more than once after this initial incident. Each time, Edd is fiercely protective of Tord, even as Tord regains his strength and is capable of defending himself. Tord has to admit that it’s nice having someone protect him of their own volition rather than because they’re following orders. Edd still doesn’t know why he’s doing this. Isn’t he supposed to be the hero? Surely this goes against everything he’s been doing up until this point? Tord is Edd’s personal Kryptonite, and the rest of the world is just going to have to deal with it.

I keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite

And that’s about it!! I have no idea what I’d ever do with this AU considering I like cannot draw and haven’t written a fanfic since middle school but I felt like this was an actually cool idea that I wanted to put out in the world in some form!! At the very least maybe now you have something to think about if you ever listen to Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down. Great song btw.

[rozpustaa]

Edd joins the team

Part 5

TEXT:

- Yes,you did Tord. You two were being loud until three in the morning.

- I know i told you to get closer to each other, but not that much. The walls are very thin.

- Who do i live with? Bunch of kids…

- I’m so sorry Edd. I didn’t want to cause a problem. I drank a lot yesterday and to be honest, i don’t really remember what happened. I have no idea how i ended up in bed with Tom. I have a terrible headache and moral hangover. I guess i’m just now realizing what happened.

- How on earth did Tom agree to this? How did i agree?

[thepolysworldau]

Oh fuck

So...long time no see-?

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO "GETTING AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE" FROM THIS PLACE?! YOU LITERALLY WENT BACK TO THE SAME HOUSE WE FOUND YOU AT YOU MORON!

Well I was pretty sure no one would even think twice about me..

CLEARLY YOU WERE WRONG!

So, what is the plan now?

We have no reason to save your ass twice, Tord-

True, but you don't seem like you are about to kill me-

Look, we will help you here but if it doesn't work, you know full well neither of us can risk loosing our jobs.

...I understand-

"We need it to look like an accident. Luckily we have a conveniently placed unhinged lady to use-"

Hey, you two done with him already?

No, Patryk is handling it. It is a shame, though, keeping Tord alive would probably be good bait to get the others here.

I mean they don't even know WHERE Tord is, they probably won't jump to come here. Guess we aren't getting any of them anytime soon-

WHAT?! WAIT!

"Hopefully, she will then barge in to stop us."

WAIT! DON'T KILL THAT ASSHOLE YET!

I need you to hold up a sign that says our location so Tommy will come and get you-

What-?? No?!

Mrs.Grills, please stop-

"While we are arguing, you need to slip out. There aren't any cameras in here, but to my and Fawn's accounts, it will look like she distracted me while you got away."

"Paul will meet you with a coat, and he should be able to take you out the backway. I don't think Red Leader has handed out your face to any of the guards, he tends to be secretive when his plans fail. So, most will probably just think you work here."

I actually can't believe that worked-

Lucky for us, Fawn is pretty predictable..

Here, snagged some stuff I think you'd like. Now, just go out there and make a left, should be able to leave scott free.

Thanks, again-

Eh, as much as a pain in the ass you are, I would rather not have to kill ya in cold blood. Especially not over some cash..

( Comic by @crybaby-casey )

[totally-a-different-person]

Could you do future tomxtordxedd?

Sure why not, also I'm only just realizing this now that I've finished it but I should stop writing smuts that take place in red leader's office, I don't know why it's like my brain's go to every time he's mentioned (nsft past this point proceed at your own risk)

Edd scoffed, leaning back "you're kidding." It was an accusation, not a guess. "Why in the world would I ever want to stay with you?" "Because it's that or prison, Edd."

He sounded frustrated, and desperate "I just- I don't understand why we even have to have this debate" the norsk opened his hands, but Edd just rolled his eyes "You're too dangerous to let go, you know that, but please don't make me lock you up. You could rule with me, by my side, imagine the power you'd have, don't you want that?"

"No, Tord... I don't" He looked away, crossing his arms tight over his chest. He didn't even want to make eye contact with Tom. Edd thought he had been killed when he was captured, but he was just like his secretary or something?? Is that what Tord wanted him to do too?

He just didn't understand why Tom wouldn't try to find a way to contact him, or escape, just anything. Tord sighed, putting his hands together again and sitting back in his seat. "Please don't be like this, what can I do to convince you? You can have all the cola you want, you don't have to participate in any of the army stuff if you don't want to"

Edd glared at the ground, no longer really crossing his arms but hugging himself now. Tord was obviously beginning to get frustrated looking at Tom as if asking if he knew what to do. So finally, the tallest of the three did speak up "Ringo can come, and she'll be kept completely safe" "of course! I would never let anything happen to her-"

"I don't want her anywhere near you! She's not coming, and neither am I." Tord threw his arms up "you would rather go to prison than have to work with me!? Even if it meant you could live like a king, you don't care??" Edd felt tears starting to well up in his eyes, quickly squeezing them shut and shaking his head.

Tom seemed to wilt slightly at this, frowning softly and taking a few steps toward Edd and gently putting a hand on his shoulder "hey-" "I just- I don't understand how you can expect me to after everything" his voice cracked slightly. Even after all this time it still felt the exact same to be comforted by Tom as it always had, and for a moment Edd totally forgot he was upset with him too.

"I know it's a lot, and I'm really sorry it has to be like this, Tord's been trying to keep you from getting hurt since he started all of this though, and you keep almost dying because you won't stop fighting back. I told him I wouldn't let him lock you up- but if it's between that or you getting killed I don't have much of a choice" he spoke softly, his voice was a little more horse than it used to be but it was always a bit raspy.

Edd huffed and leaned away from him "You never should have joined him in the first place, I wouldn't be in so much danger all the time if I wasn't alone" he retorted, sort of snapping, but he still just looked sad, and Tom couldn't bring himself to be angry.

"Edd I'm so sorry" he hugged him, which was sort of a surprise, Edd had known the other since sixth grade and could count the number of proper willing hugs from him on one hand. That could have been part of why he was so quick to melt into it, hugging back and burying his face in Tom's shoulder as he sniffled. That or the fact that it was one the first actual conversations they'd had since he left.

Tord watched in silence for another few seconds while Tom squeezed the little brit, letting him cry. "You understand that we just don't want anything bad to happen to you, will you please come with us?" He went out of his way to include Tom that time, since Edd seemed to want him back so bad.

The demon moved away from the hug only by a step so he could speak "I... I don't know..." He seemed very hesitant, but that was still much better than before, and now Tord had an idea.

He got up and came around the desk and Tom took another step back from him so he was just looking at Tord.

"Come here, how about this, ok?" He sort of guided him to stand next to his desk. Edd seemed confused, and even slightly hesitant to let Tord touch him when the man gently grabbed his arm.

At least he used his human one, Edd couldn't help but be relieved. He still wasn't used to the robot one. While he was in thought about that though, Tord simply leaned down to kiss him like it was totally normal and something they had done a million times before. It wasn't though, so obviously Edd was startled and quickly leaned back, but effectively pinned himself between Tord and the desk when the leader just took a step closer as well.

The artist's face was bright red, staring up at him confused and considerably shaken up "what are you doing??" He asked, voice cracking slightly. "Ah, perhaps I should have been more clear"

He said that, but in truth his actions were all very intentional. "If you stayed with us, you could act as our husband, and you wouldn't have to worry about anything else. That would be your job, and I'd do everything in my power, which is just about everything" there was a sort of sick twist to his grin as he said that part "to make you happy here and get you whatever you want"

He leaned in again, not kissing him but getting very close. Edd seemed very very taken back by this. He looked from Tord to Tom, who didn't seem phased. His whole face was bright red and he looked away from them. This was weird... Wrong. He shouldn't be actually considering this, not after everything.

He was just tired, that had to be it. He was so exhausted, the idea of giving in was starting to appeal to him. "You wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore, we'd take care of everything. Wouldn't it be nice to relax?" It was as if Tord had read his mind, gently taking Edd's chin and making him look into his eyes. The shorter blushed deeper, playing with his hands a bit.

"I-I mean... Of course, but I'm not sure..." He mumbled, averting his eyes. Tord smirked a bit "that's fine Edd, how about I show you what it'll be like, and then you can decide?" He placed the robot hand on Edd's hip and glanced back at Tom who nodded.

The brunette seemed a little surprised, cheeks burning deep scarlet "ah... I guess" he spoke softly and Tord grinned "fantastic" he kissed Edd again, moving his hand to cup the boys cheek which was slightly more affectionate than holding his chin.

Edd still seemed sort of hesitant, at first he did at least, though soon slowly melted into it. His lips were so soft, they tasted like cola and cherry chapstick, it was adorable and honestly Tord already wanted to bite and bruise them, but he had to be very careful with how he went about this. So he would wait.

The kiss slowly became heated, Tord pushing his tongue into the boy's mouth and tilting his head slightly as Edd grabbed the desk behind him with one hand, the other holding onto Red Leader's jacket. He was admittedly a little taken back, having thought it would be a simple kiss. He wasn't surprised though, it was Tord after all, he shouldn't have expected anything less. He was more surprised by how good he was, really, the sweet kiss almost left him light headed.

After just another moment Edd would have to pull away, taking a few shaking breaths as he looked away, face bright red. It was embarrassing how much he enjoyed that, the metal hand holding him only slightly tighter as Tord looked to Tom, nodding to the other side of the desk then turned his attention back to Edd, mumbling "come here" as he scooped him up, much to his surprise.

"Hey!-" "Relax." He set him on the desk "Just thought this would be easier if you were a little closer in height, you haven't exactly grown much since I last saw you" the norsk teased with a dark chuckle, pushing some of the papers off of his desk.

Edd blushed a bit and glared at him "well you haven't either, you just started wearing platform boots" he spat back and it actually seemed to strike a bit of a nerve, Tom trying to stifle his own laughter as he gently helped Edd slip his overcoat off.

Tord sighed, his expression of mild annoyance fading as ran his hands up under Edd's sweater, the boy flinching at the cold metal against his soft warm flesh, causing him to shiver a bit, getting goosebumps. Tom leaned in to gently kiss his neck, letting his teeth graze the skin as Edd gasped softly. He hadn't expected it but seemed absolutely fine with it, leaning back slightly to press against him a little better.

Tord watched with a little smirk, the brunette helping a bit as Tord took his sweater off as well as his shirt, just letting them fall to the floor with a soft thud. As Edd was focused on the fact that Tord was letting the robot hand fall lower, down to between his legs. But Tom took advantage of his guard being down and bit into his neck with his abnormally sharp teeth, earning a gorgeous noise that was somewhere between a squeal and a moan.

He was quick to cover his mouth, whole face bright red. Tord laughed and gently moved his hand away, Edd whining a bit. "no no" the taller spoke softly, smirking as he switched the vibrating function in his hand on, which honestly seemed to startle both the other two. He grinned proudly.

"Pretty cool yeah?" Chuckling as he rubbed and palmed Edd's number through his pants, watching him fall apart so quickly, desperately grabbing onto Tom's arms while the man continued kissing and nibbling his neck, licking the fresh bite marks as the sub gave a high pitched moan.

"Wha-what is-" he choked, looking at Tord in confusion and the man just hummed, using his other hand to unzip the boy's pants so he didn't have to stop rubbing him "yeah, made this thing myself and thought it might come in handy" he said it like it was the most simple thing in the world, slipping it into his pants to stroke his member directly, as well as turning the vibrating higher.

Edd gave a loud, broken moan and hid his face in Tord's shoulder. Tom rubbed his sides in a comforting manner as he completely slipped his bottoms off, letting them fall as well leaving the brunette naked. He seemed to be thoroughly enjoying himself though, spreading his legs some and trying to rock his hips into Tord's hand as he panted and moaned.

"That's a good boy~" the younger coed as he continued to pleasure his friend, looking down at him lovingly before his eye flicked up to Tom as the man opened up his drawer, getting one of the small bottles of lube the leader kept.

Tord hummed softly and looked back to Edd "hey, I need you to tilt your hips up a bit for me kjæreste" he whispered, watching as the artist took his face from his shoulder, clearly trying to not make as much noise as he had been but Tord wasn't exactly giving him a break. He did as he was told, making it much easier for Tom to access his hole, said man opening the bottle of lubricant as they spoke. "Like that...?"

Tord nodded and kissed his head "yes that's perfect, such a good boy for me" he purred giving his member a little squeeze and turning the intensity of the vibrating up again for a good few seconds as he rubbed the tip with his thumb as a reward for being so obedient.

Edd moaned out loudly as he did, leaning back into Tom and nuzzling into his neck with a whine. He was starting to get close to his first orgasm.

Tom chuckled softly, his eye lights mostly focused on the sweet little brunette's face as it contorted in bliss while he gently pushed two of his now lubed up fingers inside of him, pressing against his walls as he slowly pumped them in and out. The cola lover gave a light gasp before biting his lip to muffle a sweet moan.

Edd was making nonstop noises, slowly increasing in volume and pitch as he continued receiving so much attention, his hips occasionally bucking or twitching, Tom adding another finger. Tord realized he was getting close, and honestly part of him was very very tempted to stop, make him beg for the right to cum, but he had to be patient. Play the long game.

This was about giving Edd exactly what he wanted and making him want to stay. So once he was more comfortable, he could indulge the part of Edd that loved being controlled and dominated, but so much had changed and even if he knew that was still what Edd wanted deep down, he didn't want to try too soon and scare him off.

So he settled for something safer and just as effective in terms of melting the sub's brain. He leaned in to kiss his cheek before nibbling his on his ear a bit, electing a soft shaking breath from Edd, then whispered "go on vakker, I know your close, be a good boy and cum for me~" the leader spoke very sweetly.

He wondered briefly in the back of his mind how many orgasms Edd could take, as well as how many it would take for him to break and want to stay. Hopefully he could find the answers to both very soon.

His words had the exact effect on Edd that he hoped they would, the boy giving a broken whine, shutting his eyes tight and melting into Tom. Tom let him, rubbing his hip sweetly while his other hand pressed into the brit's prostate with three fingers causing him to jolt and cry out as he came on Tord's hand, panting and mewling softly before being kissed again by red.

This time there was no hesitation in kissing back, holding onto his shit tighter he did, feeling the metal hand switch off and let him go. Edd panted softly as the kiss broke, again leaning back against Tom. "You ready dove?" Tom asked softly, eye lights gazing down at him as he nodded pretty quickly.

He kissed the brunette's cheek as he took his fingers back, having him spread his legs as Tord took his belt off. He dropped it and slipped his own jacket off before unzipping his black jeans and taking his already hard dick into his hand, pressing it gently against Edd's hole, watching the sub flush bright red. "Let me know if you need me to stop or slow down, ok?" He whispered softly, Edd nodding in response.

It was sort of embarrassing how quickly he'd fallen victim to their advances, he hadn't meant to at all. It had just... Been a long time since someone else had touched him, he was... Sensitive. It felt so nice, he was ashamed thinking about it, but he couldn't deny that he really really wanted this.

Tord was honestly a little bigger than Edd would've guessed, having to bite his lip a little as it was pushed inside of him, wincing quietly and trying his best to relax. It felt so good to be filled through, even with the slight stretch, he was panting and whining as it pushed deeper.

Tord didn't waste a second, he did initially push inside pretty slow but didn't even slip the whole thing in before pulling back and starting to thrust in and out of Edd, who was now moaning loudly. He would give sweet, very content sounding moans every time it was shoved back inside of him.

Tord wasn't going too fast, but was still thrusting hard, setting a nice rhythm and giving a breathy chuckle as he watched the brunette. "Awe, you like that?~" he punctuated his words with an especially hard thrust causing Edd's voice to break as he quickly nodded, tears starting to well up in his eyes.

"I told you you would," Tord grinned, going faster now as he pounded the shorter "and just look at you, such a good boy, taking it so well~" Edd gasped feeling the leader's human hand take and gently started stroking his weeping cock. He gave a broken moan, cute little dick twitching at the attention, he could feel a second climax building.

"Do you want more baby?~" the norsk purred, glancing at Tom as he did. Edd followed his look and quickly nodded, giving the soldier a pleading look. He seems hesitant though, not sure it was a good idea "I... Don't know, are you sure he can take that much?" His eye lights flicked from Tord down to Edd as he spoke.

Said man huffed softly "I can take it, please Tom?" He begged softly, and Tord was ecstatic.

This was perfect, it literally possibly couldn't be going better. He kept his overwhelming joy to himself, but was very proud of himself and his plan. Tom's face went pink as Edd spoke, the man giving him puppy dog eyes as he leaned into him a bit more. "I guess it'll be alright" he spoke sort of softly, the lights now looking to the side.

"Fantastic" Tord smiled and started thrust again without any kind of warning, making Edd nearly jump out of his skin, surprised moan getting caught in his throat.

Edd could feel his climax rapidly approaching a second time, moaning and whimpering loudly as he was fucked. He could hear Tom fiddling with his jeans behind him as he got his dick out. "I-I'm-" was all he managed to mumble before he came, whining and squeezing his eyes shut tight. Tord didn't give him a break to catch his breath, if anything it felt like he was purposely pushing it deeper.

That wasn't going to be allowed at all once Edd agreed to stay, cumming without permission, but there was time for that later. You have to earn something before you can be in charge of it after all.

Now lubed up Tom grabbed Edd by the hips and positioned himself to start slowly pushing in. Tord did stop to let him, the shortest of the three panting heavily. Tom was even bigger than Tord was, both of them at once left him dizzy as it slowly pressed inside.

It honestly hurt a lot, Edd sort of wiggled as he tried to adjust. Tom very sweetly and gently kissed their sub's neck as he pushed deeper, he whispered "stay still for me Eddie..." The way the brunette squeezed around him was so fantastic.

Finally they were both completely inside of him and it felt so fantastic, it was by far the most he had ever taken at once and it definitely kind of hurt, but he felt so unbelievably stuffed and Tom was pressed right into his prostate. He couldn't even think, just whimpering and panting, giving quiet moans.

Once he was adjusted enough Tord started moving and Tom followed. It was a really weird sensation at first because it was almost impossible to get used to, Tord went right back to plowing him, even harder than before even. Tom on the other hand started fairly slowly, giving long thrusts to give Edd lots of time to adjust to his length.

The artist let his head fall back as he cried out, moaning loudly and arching his back slightly. Tord pushed his legs a bit further, holding the underside of his thighs as he pounded the shorter man who was sobbing at this point just giving little strings of incoherent nonsense and please for more. Tord had been close before but had to stop to let Tom in safely, it only took moments for his climax to build back up, panting as he thrusted, watching Edd melt for them.

It was perfect, he leaned a bit with a wide smirk on his face "you could... feel this good whenever you want," it was a little hard for him to keep a steady voice as he spoke "We'd take such good care of you, just say you wanna stay~" he instructed sweetly, Edd giving a desperate little whine.

"That's a good boy, go ahead and say it. You wanna stay here and be our cute little husband to fuck and use?~" Edd nodded quickly, mumbling "m-mhm!~ I do!~" he moaned sweetly, it was all he could muster.

"Good boy~" Tord grinned, pushing as deep as he could before cumming inside of him, Edd screaming as he was filled, Tom getting hard and faster all the while, he was getting closer to another orgasm himself by the second.

Tom felt a little weird about Tord getting Edd to agree to stay like this, he very obviously wasn't thinking clearly, but he didn't say anything. They could talk about it later.

Edd came again, starting to feel the overstimulation as they continued, starting to feel the dull pain in his hips. They pumped a few more rounds into him, just going until he said he couldn't take any more.

So, Tord had Tom help clean him up, being very gentle with him before calling somebody to come clean up the office. In the meantime they took Edd to their room. Tord has his own bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen that was connected to his office. Tom had his own room that was much nicer than the other soldiers' rooms but it was only a bedroom, and he spent most of his time in Tord's anyway.

They all got comfortable and cuddled up in the large comfortable bed in Tord's room, Edd passing out almost immediately in the warm comfortable embrace of his wonderful lovers, the other two soon to follow.

[merwynpersonalhub]

I gots a random question for Mace/May May about what happens in WTFuture since the lores changedd

no reason at all totally not gonna make angst art

-A Mootie

Im guessing your lynn/silly

ANYWAYSSSS.

Mace was pretty much forced to work for the red army due to tord promising she will be safe in their care, if mace didnt join then.. yk, a big old bullet in the head!

Mace worked there for around a year at least and got into a big accident where it sorta paralyzed him. My hc for red leader/tord is like, he does care for his friends he just sorta nuts, so i imagine him being able to fix mace up!

He still works in the army but ever since the accident, he wanted to leave due to him worrying about not coming back to base to see his sweet sister.

Mayline is actually sorta a chaotic lil shit now! Ofc shes still sweet but tord sortaaa spoils her when she sneaks into his room.

Its pretty different ik but it fits better i think...

Mace is also stressing over matt and tom and edd like a hell ton.

[anormaleddaskblog]

Tom, dreaming about Tord like that might be less about being romantically interested in him particularly and more about feelings of jealousy or being left out? Edd and Tord getting together has probably changed the dynamic between you and Edd right? You're best friends, but now he's all caught up in a new relationship. Maybe you feel like you aren't as important to Edd anymore? Maybe you see them happy and in love and want to know what that's like too? The meds just manifested it all weird.

Honestly...

I think you might be right, I really like Edd. No idea if just platonically or romantically.. I guess I'm just trying to get used to this new thing going on

I'm not used to living with so many people, the stress of Matt's situation, plus the medication.. I'm just overthinking this all is my guess

I'm not telling Tord, I don't think that's necessary.. Thanks.

[darkshinesbringingmedoooown]

-Spare Me- (Edit: Now titled ‘House of Cards’ and continued on ao3 ^_^ )

Based off of the Eddisode "Spares". Tord tricks Tom into thinking he's a nicer clone of himself to imprison him in his lab. Part 1 of ?? - Smutty smutty chapter ;) Enjoy!

“I think we made the right choice”, Edd said.

“Oh yes, definitely”, Tord replied, mirroring the gang’s playful relief that they replaced Tom with another shiny new Matt. In the back of his mind, he hoped his discarded roommate didn’t wander off from the bin before he could come and have his way with him…

Luckily he didn’t have to wait too long, Larry kind of killed the mood when he snapped and called everybody morons. 

“You’ll have to excuse him, he gets cranky from constantly being shadowed by my brilliance”, the Evil Director apologized as he ushered his grumbling associate out the front door. 

“I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pooped”, Edd declared, getting up to throw away his Coke can. 

“Let’s call it a night, we’ll worry about cleaning this mess up tomorrow”, Edd waved them goodnight and stepped over dead bodies of themselves on the way to his room. 

Matt and Matt and Tord followed suit, sluggishly getting up from the couch as well, sore from the evening’s ass-whooping they inflicted on their clones. 

“Well, Matt, since you’re going by ‘Tom’ now, why don’t I show you to his/your room?”, Matt offered to his other self.

“Do I have to? Your room has all the mirrors. I don’t want to sleep in that smelly den! Isn’t wearing the blue hoodie enough?” New Tom whined.

Matt felt conflicted, not wanting to subject the handsome creature to the punishment of having to fully adopt the role of New Tom. But if he conceded, he’d have to share his room…His mirrors…His bed…..It didn’t sound very conducive to getting the restorative beauty sleep he was used to. The look of concern fell from his face and turned into indifference.

“Know your place, New Tom”

“N’awww”, New Tom frowned and shuffled to his new bedroom. 

Matt happily strolled to his room of sanctuary.

Tord stood there, watching the scene finish playing out, and waited for their doors to shut. 

“Freaks”

He padded to the living room window and looked out at the recycling bin. Tom was still there, unmoving. He didn’t look dead- just….defeated. Tord didn’t want to risk his other roommates catching him with what he was about to do. 

Clearly, Tom wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon, and Tord wasn’t worried he’d disappear if he were to wait in his room while he gave the others time to settle in and get to sleep. But still, he stood there, reveling in the feeling of anticipation and the sensations it brought. Tord’s breath grew excited as he fantasized how his ruse would play out. 

One would think that spending the evening killing clones of one another in all sorts of creative fashions would’ve helped alleviate the aggression they felt towards one another. But it wasn’t enough for Tord. There was something else he needed to do while he had the opportunity..

…..

Tom sighed, uncomfortable in his crumpled-up position. His limbs had fallen asleep after being contorted into the tiny rubbish bin for over an hour. He stared up at the sky, the surrounding city lights drowned the stars out and left it looking like an endless void. A perfect mirror to the black eyes looking up and feeling vast and empty inside. What did he do to even deserve this? How could they pick a second Matt over him? One Matt was annoying enough….But I guess he had no room to talk, given the overwhelming consensus. He didn’t even want to try and get out of there and come back inside. Surely the other Matt had taken his room. The thought of his roommates looking disappointed to see him on the couch the next morning was enough for Tom to stay out in the cold. He closed his eyes, accepting his resting place for the night.

Footsteps softly made their way close to Tom. He figured it was probably a raccoon coming to dine on whatever was freshly left out. Whatever. He didn’t care if it came to nibble on the banana peel stuck to his head. It’s not like the day could get any worse-

“Hey”, a hushed voice spoke above him. An arm gently poked his shoulder. Tom recognized the accent and groaned.

“Go away.” He kept his eyes closed, not wanting to entertain however the Norski was about to rub his face in the situation.

“Now, now”, Tord said with a smile in his voice, “I know you’re a pretty weird guy, but I don’t think this is anybody’s idea of relaxation, being squashed into the trash like that.”

“Fuck off, Turd”

“I just wanted to see if you were okay, I swear! It’s freezing out here, you should come inside, Tom”, Tord’s hand was back on Tom’s shoulder, it felt oddly….reassuring. Maybe that was just from the bar being set so low from the day’s treatment towards him. Tom was looking up at him now, his neutral gaze trying to assess what was going on behind Tord’s uncharacteristically pleasant stare. 

“Why are you , of all people, being nice to me right now?” Tom squinted. Hand still on him, Tord crouched down next to him to meet his eyes at his level. 

“Can I tell you a secret, Tom?”

“I feel like you will even if I say no, so, whatever. Go ahead.”

“In the middle of the excitement earlier, I took it upon myself to take out the real Tord”, he giggled.

 “As you might have noticed earlier”, he continued, “not all the clones turned out exactly like their originals. Same memories, sure, but not the exact same personality. Don’t get me wrong, both of us have the same penchant for violence, so it was easy to get the job done. But basically, I didn’t approve of the way he handled a lot of things. The world would be better off with a more reasonable version of myself. When reflecting upon our shared memories, I feel that, you, especially, fell into the category of Things He Never Handled Right”. 

Tom didn’t know how to process this information. Was he being serious? It seemed too good to be true. But then again, there was no way in a million years the real Tord would be acting this…Kind? Kind to Tom?? Yeah, the real Tord would’ve called him stupid for believing something like that for even a second. The real Tord would’ve kicked the trashcan over and left him to flail about while he laughed his ass back into the house. Maybe it was because he was just so tired and uncomfortable, but he decided to believe him. 

“I…..Fine. If you’re telling the truth, then you really did do all of us a favor. The real Tord absolutely sucks. It sure would save Matt and Edd a lot of headaches not having to hear us fighting all the time.” 

Tord restrained himself from responding how he would normally and sighed, standing up now. He held his hand out to Tom, offering him some stability while he wiggled his way out of the bin. 

Tom just stared at his hand, hesitating to speak. He was embarrassed to ask for more help than what was being given.

“What is it?”, Tord said.

“My….Um- my…… Ugghh .. shit… .My limbs kind of fell asleep a while ago in here. I can’t move them”. Tom blushed in anger. He didn’t care if this was a nicer version of the roommate he constantly feuded with. He was sure this version would still take joy from seeing Tom in such a pathetic predicament. 

“That’s fine. Don’t worry about it”, Tord reassured and stepped closer, hooking his right arm under Tom’s knees, his left arm wrapping under his arms. With surprising ease, Tom was lifted out of the trash and placed carefully onto his feet. Tord tried keeping him propped up with his left arm under Tom’s right arm, but his deadened weight took him by surprise as Tom crumbled in on his jello legs.

“Ahhh!!”

“Shit, sorry”, Tord lifted him back up, wrapping both arms around him this time. Tom didn’t know how to feel about this. He’d rather not be on the ground, but, this was ... .Weird. So weird. 

“Just let me know when the blood comes back into those legs. I know it takes a while for the TV static stage to pass. Then we can walk back inside”, Tord wrapped his arms around Tom a little tighter, “I’ll kill two birds with one stone and keep you warm in the meantime”, he breathed into his neck.

“Ummm…”, Tom hated the feeling blossoming in the pit of his stomach. His warm breath felt so good against his skin. This was the first time he had ever seen this side of Tord. Underneath all their bickering, Tom had always felt an undeniable attraction to his roommate. But there was no way for their heated arguments to have had the chance to ever turn into anything hot and heavy. This new Tord….Maybe things could be different. Maybe this new Tord was just less afraid of showing what the original also felt deep down….No. Tom was just thinking crazy now. He was reading way too much into this. Regardless, he was going to enjoy the moment just a little longer. His arms were back to normal, but he kept them at his side, not wanting to give away that he was stretching out the time spent in his embrace.

“Tord”, he said finally after a while.

Tord lifted his face from the crook of his neck, his eyes darted above his head, and released one of his arms momentarily to brush some trash out of Tom’s hair before wrapping it around his back again. His face was just an inch from Tom’s. His eyes were soft. The electricity Tom felt from their lip’s proximity to each other made his legs weak all over again.

Get it together, man.

“Yes, Thomas?” 

Oh my god.

“I-I think I can walk now”, he pulled away from Tord’s embrace. Stumbling back, he brushed himself off from any remaining debris on his clothes. 

“....Thanks.” Tom managed to get out, not looking at him.

“Of course, what are friends for?”, Tord smiled, looking pleased to see his roommate back on his feet. “Just one thing, the other Matt is sleeping in your room. You’re welcome to sleep in mine. The couch simply won’t do after the day we’ve had, after all.”

“Yeah, fine”, Tom relented. 

They walked back inside, quietly opening and closing doors, careful not to wake the others. Inside, Tom kicked off his shoes and was about spring into the bed and pass out, when a hand pulled onto his sweater mid-leap.

“You can’t be serious. You’ve been stewing in filth, go take a shower.” Tord threw a towel at him.

Tom snorted and ripped the towel off his head. “Whatever”, he shuffled into the bathroom. This shade of Tord felt more familiar than the one who held him outside. 

…

A shower was everything Tom needed right now. He stood there for a bit, letting the hot water wash the day off of him, enjoying how nice it felt. His eyes scanned the selection of products, surprised at Tord’s expensive taste. He helped himself to his lavish soaps, and steam wrapped the air around him with scents of sandalwood and clove. The door creaked a little as it opened and Tom froze mid-shampoo, his hands stuck still on top of his head and foam running down his face. He didn’t even realize his mouth was open in shock until the shampoo made its way down. He spit the shampoo out frantically and tried regaining his composure. Tord was already naked, resting his own towel onto the rack before hopping in beside Tom. 

“You couldn’t wait until I was finished?” Tom complained, crossing his arms. 

“This version of me is quite the environmentalist, I don’t like wasting water if I can help it. We can share, no?”

“Why didn’t you get in sooner then?”

“I had to give you a head start. You reeked.”

Tom glared at him, unamused.

“C’mon Tom, it’s no big deal, I’m already in here. However”- he leaned over Tom, reaching over to the knobs behind him, turning one further clockwise. He took his sweet time doing so, pressing against Tom in the small space. -“There we go. Had to turn the heat up a little,” he said low in his ear.

Shit. Tom’s body flushed with excitement, trying to calm himself down only made him more excited, it was a losing battle, a game of tug of war he could barely hold onto. He couldn’t let Tord see him getting hard. Before Tord could fully pull away and see his effect on him, Tom panicked and quickly squeezed way too much from the open shampoo bottle over his head and lathered a helmet of bubbles onto Tord’s head.

“Tom, what are you doing? ”, he wasn’t expecting this, but he indulged Tom’s silly little antics. He closed his eyes so the shampoo wouldn’t run down and make them sting. 

“Just …Wanted to repay you a little for helping me out earlier”, Tom lied, hoping he could will his boner away by the time he rinsed off.

Tord had known Tom long enough to recognize when he was hiding something. The way his voice pitched up, his frantic mannerisms. He found it amusing. He didn’t need his eyes to know that Tom was feeling flustered. Hearing him try to hide the fact only made Tord want to rile him up even more. 

“Well, that’s very nice of you, Tom. But if I recollect, you were in the middle of your own lather”- he reached up and ran his hands to briefly cup the base of his neck, moving up to glide his fingers through his hair and caress his scalp. 

Tom tried his best to keep calm. If he freaked out, Tord would for sure know he was having an effect on him. What if this new Tord was just a genuinely nicer, more affectionate genre of his former self? Would he think Tom was just some pervert if he caught him aroused at something as mundane as a shampoo? His eyes were still closed, so Tom decided to follow suit and shut his as well. Instead of the whole “Try not to think of an elephant” route (the elephant being his hard-on), he figured the next best move would be to try genuinely relaxing into the activity they partook in. 

The sound of running water filled their silence, as the two continued massaging their fingertips through each other’s heads. Neither didn’t want to admit just how nice it felt. Tom pushed down the hum of content trying to escape from his throat. Tord had stepped back in closer, and Tom’s eyes popped open. He could feel his hard cock poking against his thigh. Tord looked right back at him with a playful smirk. The product had washed away from their hair by now, but their hands remained cupping each other’s heads. The erection Tom had finally settled down was coming back in full force, batting against Tord’s fullness as his rose. 

“Thomas, you don’t have to worry. I’m not the same as the Tord you knew. You can just…Let it happen”, he leaned in and pressed his lips into Tom’s. 

Tom’s heart raced as he sighed and reciprocated the kiss. He brought one arm down to wrap around his lower back. There was no hiding or stopping it now. They sunk deeper into their kisses. Tord sucked on Tom’s bottom lip and moaned, grabbing his neck and slowly grinded their cocks together. Tom whimpered, needing more, quickly, but Red continued setting the pace, sliding his wet mouth over his and slipping his tongue in to greet Tom’s. Fuck. He could barely catch his breath, his heart was doing a little Irish jig in his chest. Something had to give.

“Get on your knees.”

It was Tom who spoke. Tord pulled his head away, raising an eyebrow in surprise at the firm tone in his desperate command.

“Oh?”

“You heard me, Commie. Kneel for me. Show me how sorry you are for how the other Tord treated me.” 

Before Tom could see him grimace in response, Tord gripped his hair and pulled his head back, kissing and sucking hard on his neck.  Masking his anger with passion was the only outlet he had for being bossed around without blowing his cover.

Fine, he reasoned with himself, It’ll be worth it when I finally get Tom where I want him. I need to be convincing if I want to lull him into enough of a sense of security to carry out my plan. 

He eased up on his roughness and lightly brushed his lips along to Tom’s ear, now kissing it gently as he held him close. 

“As you wish”, he breathed, sucking his earlobe. His lips pecked their way along his jawline and back to his lips, giving him another passionate kiss. 

“I truly am sorry, Tom. I regret the time we wasted hating each other for no good reason”, he murmured against his mouth.

“I  want to take-”, he kissed-

“every instance I’ve hurt you-”, he bit Tom’s lip, ran his tongue over it, and suckled, making Tom moan-

 “-and replace it with a new memory-”, he bit his jaw and grabbed his cock, giving it several pumps as he spoke-

“-of me making you feel good.” 

The convincing earnestness in his voice rang through Tom’s ears like warm honey that enveloped his thoughts and doubts, slowing time itself to a standstill.

Tom trembled as he failed to maintain his composure. Holy Bazooka on a Beagle. 

He lacked the capacity to respond with anything particularly clever. The only thing he could manage was rare sincerity.

“Thank you, Tord”, he sighed. His vulnerable state was driving Tord wild. Under the cover of this falsehood, he easily managed to break down Tom’s walls. His cocked ached imagining how heavy his impending betrayal would hit Tom. Fuck. His hips squirmed in delicious frustration as he smiled and hummed and kissed his way down the other man’s chest. My perfect little plaything. He laved his tongue over his right nipple, lapping at the sensitive nub and gently running his hand up and down the length of his cock. 

“Oh- Tord ”, Tom whined and panted unabashedly as Tord glided his mouth across Tom’s chest, nuzzling his chest hair and planting soft, audible pecks en route to the other side of this chest. Tord’s wet mouth latched on to swirl his tongue and tenderly bite down on Tom’s other hard nipple. His thumb was able to circle the head of Tom’s penis with ease from the increasing presence of precum. Tom was fully under his spell, eyes closed and head back, hands still grabbing onto Tord’s shoulders.

Tord kissed his way down, Tom's erection twitching as the other man held onto his sides to then slide his hands down to cup the back of his thighs. He knelt now before him. Tord’s heavy eyelids looked entranced as he planted more soft kisses on his hips and stomach, his breath teasing his cock and he passed it to alternate sides. Tom’s hips writhed in agony, wishing he would just get on with it. 

“Tord, pleaaase ” he moaned. 

Tord felt better regaining a little sense of control in this position. He was so hard seeing how needy Tom was for him. Tord, please, the begging was enough to make his own cock begin to drip.

“Please, what?” He exhaled against his swollen head, smirking up at him playfully. 

“Please, please,  suck my cock. I need your mouth around me. Blow me, god, please”, his brows furrowed in frustration as he looked down at his object of desire. Of course, any version of Tord wasn’t going to acquiesce so easily without a little teasing. 

Tord smirked and relented.

“Good boy”, his accent made Tom throb, his hypnotic gaze erased any ability to think coherently. Tord lifted his cock with one hand and swept his flat, wet tongue side to side, licking up from the base of his erection to the tip, taking his head into his mouth and swirling his tongue around deliberately, flicking at his frenulum and never breaking his gaze. His lips curled up as he tasted his salty precum dribbling out. Tom’s frantic expression and shaky breathing was quite a sight, his hips squirmed with increasing fervor and his chest heaved, craving more. Tord slid the rest of his length into his mouth, closing his eyes in concentration as he moaned and hummed in delight, bobbing his head at a moderate pace, every suck allowing Tom’s head to thrust against the back of Tord’s throat. Tom’s hips rocked to match their rhythm. His balls were taut, nearing climax, overwhelmed by the inviting wetness of Tord’s mouth that was slobbering up and down his length so dutifully. He ached in fear that this Tord would pull something like denying him at the last second, edge him for a maddening amount of time until he begged just right. He really fucking hoped not. 

The bathroom tile was making Tord’s knees sore. He kept his hands wrapped around Tom’s thighs for stability and sensed him close to ejaculating. The hot water was running out and he preferred not to stay uncomfortable and lukewarm longer than he had to. He always knew Tom had feelings for him deep down, and knew exactly what button to push to send him over the edge. 

Tord slowly slid his cock out of his mouth, maneuvering it to stay propped up against his chin. His half-lidded eyes softly looked up into Tom’s delirious voids and breathed his next words against the tip of his leaking head.

“I love you”

Immediately he sunk back to take all of Tom’s length, sucking and slurping the hot cum shooting down his throat. He freed one hand from Tom’s thigh to fondle his balls and pressed a finger against his perineum. 

“Fuck , Tord. Oh, fuck ooooohhh fuck ahhhh, god ” shock-waves coursed through his body and his string of helpless moans filled the night. Tord’s words sent pleasure from his groin and sent the feeling rushing out to his whole body. His heart and stomach fluttered with tingling ecstasy. His mind looped it over and over again. I love you. Each replay of the moment continued sending sweet voltage through this skin. 

Tord took him out from his mouth and stood, pulling him in to place some kisses on his burning neck. God, he’s so stupid, he smirked against his skin. He grabbed the top of Tom’s hand and placed it on his dick, guiding him as they both held on and stroked his length. Tord bit onto Tom’s trap muscle, huffing and moaning and they pumped his cock faster now. He’s such a gullible fuck. The rhythm of his bucking hips struggled to maintain their tempo as he mentally worked himself up. So easy to fool. His cock throbbed harder and Tord whined. Tom was obligingly stroking Tord’s with his fist around his, resting his head against Tord’s temple, panting and intermittently kissing his head.

Tord envisioned the look of horror and betrayal that would soon paint Tom’s face tomorrow morning, chained up in his laboratory. This lovesick idiot has no clue.

Classic, stupid Tom.

“Oh, fuck ”, Tord’s vision went white as he mewled into Tom’s neck, frenetically thrusting into Tom’s hand as they milked him to completion. 

“Aauuunnnnh ”, The tepid shower water brought contrast to Tord’s hot cum spurting against their stomach and thighs. His head swam in ecstasy as the warm glaze of his seed slowly washed down the drain. Tord, still breathless, lifted his face to rest his forehead against Tom's. He opened his eyes to see Tom softly looking back at him with a drowsy smile. Red felt an unfamiliar twang in his chest. Useless brain chemicals.

He delivered one final disingenuous peck on Tom’s mouth before hopping out of the shower to towel off.

“It’s late.....Let's get to bed”

Tom stood dazed, staring after Tord as he retreated to his bedroom.

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To be continued :)

[the-joyfriend]

okay yall my tomtord brain rot is way too fucking strong i watch a hockey game last night and all i could think of was "omg tomtord hockey au??? i could write this out omg" and now i have the beginnings of a tomtord hockey au i guess T^T

they are literally all i think about. anyway my idea for the au kinda goes like this

• the gang is on the team, im talking edd, matt, tom, tord, paul, patryk, edwardo, mark and jon

( im still learning abt hockey so pls if yr a hockey fan have mercy on me )

• im thinking edwardo is the goalie

• tom and tord r the best players on the ice, i mean like they are unstoppable

•they work together like gears in a well oiled machine but also are so fucking competitive with each other

•like they keep trying to one up each other but just end up assisting each other

• their competitiveness is only really affecting them, it doesnt affect the team at all

• most people don't even expect or even remember the rivalry bc they are always on the same wavelength and score so many goals together

• but in the interviews they are always shitting on each other

•like think of that one the rock and kevin hart interview where the person interviewing them is like "dwayne, if you could spend a day in kevins body what would you do" and hes immediately like "k¡ll myself" and kevin is like >:OOO

•thats literally them

thats kinda where ive thought up to for now- hope yall enjoyed!!!!