#and to wrap back around lol.. going deaf while we’re at it apparently

[adriancatrin]

unrelated but since i’m talking about work. it astounds me how often ppl try to get their money back thru returns by, say, putting an old computer mouse in the box of the new computer mouse they just bought and then taping it shut again like we won’t notice. or filling a four foot tall air conditioner box with rocks. that you make US lift out of your cart and lug around. LIKE WE WONT NOTICE. i always get a lil bit excited when i grab my box cutter and make towards opening a box to check inside and the person immediately starts over-insisting ‘i didn’t open it, don’t worry it’s unopened, haha you don’t have to do that i pwomise i didn’t oepn teh box ehhehehggghfrrr’ — god fuckin knows what i’m about to find inside there as they beg me not to check. and then they double down. ‘it must’ve been like that when i left the store. stupid worthless grunt. get a manager over here right now.’ sure, let’s make more people privy to your wacko air conditioner rock scheme

every couple days at work a tiny child screams near me at such a high volume and pitch that it blows out my left ear for ~20 minutes. always fearful that next time the hearing just won’t come back

[prettyboykatsuki]

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sober thoughts | e. kirishima 

➳ tags ;; alcohol mention, pro!hero kirishima, insecurity, fluff, hurt/comfort, use of the petname babyboy lol 

➳ wc ;; 768

➳ plot ;; kirishima comes home very drunk with a lot on his mind 

➳  a/n ;; sorry to my prof who im ignoring the fuck out of rn.. 

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Kirishima is so big. Too big to try and carry inside your shared apartment. 

You’re trying anyway. It’s not especially easy given the fact he’s resigned to leaning his weight onto you almost completely - his arm around your shoulder. He presses his cheek to the top of your head. He’s always been so much bigger than you, comically tall but at times like this - it becomes more obvious to you. 

He reeks of alcohol. Bakugou explains to you it became something of a competition between him and Kaminari at the reunion dinner. He won, apparently. The blonde gave you an empathetic chuckle before helping you into the taxi, in which Kirishima promptly dropped his head onto your lap and groaned about his aching head. 

“C’mon big guy, we’re almost home,” 

Kirishima hums something incomprehensible as he leans on you. You shift your body - reaching for the keys and unlocking the door before pushing it open. You manage to shut the door behind you, locking as you haul Kirishima to the living room and drop him on the couch. He lands on it with a thud, immediately groaning. 

You huff and puff before kneeling. You take the sneakers carefully off his feet, picking them up before he tugs at your wrist 

“Babe? Where ya goin?” 

He looks so sad you can barely hold back a laugh. You reach over to the hand tugging at your sleeve, placing yours on top with a gentle laugh. 

“Just to put your shoes away, Ei - one sec” 

He whines, closing his eyes and you have to keep yourself from laughing aloud. You put his shoes on the rack in the hallway before returning swiftly. 

“That was so long,” Kirishima whines as you come back to the living room. He lays his head back on the couch as you go the kitchen to grab him a glass of water. This time you can’t help but giggle. His red eyes watch you, blinking slowly until you come back. 

“Drink up,” 

Kirishima sighs. 

“Don’t wanna. Wanna.. wanna cuddle,” 

Your brow quirks up with amusement. He crosses his arms weakly and you hum, pretending to think about the proposition. With a hand on your hip, you hold the glas back out to him again with a grin. 

“Hmm.. okay. After you finish this glass of wa -” 

Without hesitation, Kirishima takes the glass out of your hand and drinks all of it down in one go. Your eyes go wide, telling him to slow down but it falls onto deaf ears. He promptly places the cup on coffee table before pulling you down into his lap. 

You let out a yelp as he wraps his strong arms around your middle. 

“Eijirou, can you take your shirt off for me?” 

He blushes, eyes going wide at your request. 

“Woah, babe - right now? I mean ‘m not against it but wow, I’m a little -” 

You double over, shoulders shaking with a laugh. 

“You smell like beer Eiji, that’s all,” 

You grin at his disappointment. He follows your request anyways though, throwing his shirt haphazardly on the floor. He pulls you back again, now onto bare torso. Your legs are propped over his, arms around his neck for support as he nuzzles his face into your neck with a sigh. 

“Missed you..”  he slurrs. You hum. 

“Yeah?” 

“Yeah.. soo much” 

His voice sounds unusally somber. Frowning, you lean back to get a better look at his face. Tears pool in the corners of your lashes. 

“Hey, wait - why’re you cryin’ tough guy?” 

He sniffles at you, lower lip trembling. 

“You know I love you so much right.. you’re not gonna get tired of me? Cause ‘m not good enough for you?” 

Your brows knit together tightly. You know how Kirishima can get when he’s drunk sometimes, but you’re caught off-guard by the whole thing anyways. Your heart aches for how distraught he seems but you can’t help find it a little endearing. You reach your hand up to swipe stray tears from his cheek and face, kissing the puffy corners of his eyes. 

“I’ll never get tired of you babyboy, promise” your voice is assuring, enough that his hands relax as you cradle his face. You press kisses all over his face with a soft sigh “You’re my whole world, you know? Wouldn’t trade you for anything,” 

“Promise?” 

You nod. 

“Promise,” 

Kirishima nods, holding you iron tight in his grip. You pet his hair while he buries his face in your neck and stays there. 

“I love you,” 

“I love you too, baby” 

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[wakaoujisenhime]

Read your Kirishima post ‘I promise’ loved it! 🥰 So if you are up to it I got a NSFW request! For Tetsutetsu and Kirishima who share a fem s/o. So poly if that’s ok. In the midst of getting it on, they arouse and tease her relentlessly while holding her down until she is desperately begging for release. They love seeing how lovely she looks flushed and desperate, and she loves how arousing it is, and so they finally give it to her and do it lol. The wait making release all the more satisfying!

A/N: My first NSFW request and I have to say that I’m quite nervous, but I still hope you’ll like it! Actually, after I read your request I immediately thought of a scenario I could use and I have to say that I’m quite satisfied with it and I hope that you will be as well! (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄

Tags: Kirishima x reader ✅  Tetsutetsu x reader ✅  smut (18+) ✅  poly ✅  threesome ✅  orgasm denial ✅  teasing ✅  punishment ✅  slight bondage ✅

image/art source: Pinterest (if you know the original artist, please let me know!)

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How dare you? - Kirishima x reader x Tetsutetsu  

You were bored and frustrated, sitting in front of your TV with a fluffy blanket wrapped around your body, waiting for your two boyfriends to come home.

The lovers you were so desperately waiting for were none other than Kirishima and Tetsutetsu the most popular pro hero duo as of right now.

While you were watching your favorite movie for the hundredth time, they were all suited up and had gone to a party during which they celebrated their last mission’s success. You sadly couldn’t send them off personally and that’s what frustrated you the most!

The two of them had bought new suits especially for this occasion and all you wished for was to see them all dressed up, but as lucky as you were you had to do paperwork and by the time you had finished, they were gone.  

You sighed and proceeded to turn your TV off and that’s when you heard the front door opening.

“(Y/N)! We’re back.”

“And we even sneaked out some snacks for you!”

They were finally back!

Before you could even get up from the couch, Kirishima threw himself next to you wrapping his arms around your covered body, as he began to softly rub his cheeks against yours. It was quite a pleasant feeling that instantly caused you to melt on the spot, the earlier frustration slowly leaving your body.

Sadly the feeling didn’t last for long, because Tetsutetsu pulled the redhead away from you.

“Don’t mind him (Y/N), he’s slightly drunk. I’m going to go and sober him up a little.”

After that short statement, he came up to you and quickly kissed your lips proceeding to literally drag Kirishima away from you, bringing him to the kitchen counter and finally giving him a big glass of water.

That was the first time you actually appreciated having a combined living room and kitchen because you had just noticed that they were still in their suits. The way the fabric hugged their muscles and toned bodies made you swallow hard. You felt your face growing hotter and watching them fool around in that attire only fueled your lust for the two men and that lust was about to become your downfall.

You slowly moved your hand down to your leggings and pulled them alongside your wet panties down a bit, freeing your wet and throbbing core from its confines. While you slowly began to circle your fingers around your clit, you began fantasizing what it would be like for the two heroes to pin you down to the couch, use their ties to stop you from using your arms or even blindfold you, having Kirishima whisper sweet and encouraging lines close to your ear while Tetsutetsu teases you and all of that while they still had their new suits on.

“(Y/N), what are you doing?”

Tetsutetsu’s low and raspy whisper startled you so much, that you almost came right then and there. 

“N-Nothing...why are you asking?”

If you thought that your trembling voice, red cheeks, and labored breathing helped to back your obvious lie up, then you were terribly mistaken.

“Oh really?”

The amusement in his voice was indicating that he didn’t believe any word you’ve just said. Suddenly the blanket was pulled away from your body, revealing how you were pleasuring yourself underneath it. 

Your silver-haired boyfriend clicked his tongue.

“I fucking knew it.“

Before you could even react Kirishima took your hand and pulled it away from your wetness which resulted in you moaning at the sudden loss of contact.

“K-Kiri, what was that for..?“

As soon as you two locked eyes with each other, you knew that you won’t get out of this without proper punishment. His eyes - or better said his whole gaze was filled with immense lust and him licking his lips just fueled your imagination further.

“How dare you pleasure yourself even though we are right next to you? Are we leaving you unsatisfied?“

If alcohol was responsible for that attitude change in Kirishima, you found yourself thinking that his drunk version might be something you’d like to see more often.

Meanwhile, Tetsutetsu kissed your neck and began undressing your lower body, leaving you with just your favorite shirt. The redhead followed the other boy’s lead and bend down to your thighs showering them with light kisses. You gasped as Kirishima directed his kisses to your wet core, intentionally kissing around it, grinning at your desperate attempt by moving your hips to get him to kiss your clit. 

“Eijiro...p-please”

He looked up at your flushed face and seeing you like that alongside your needy way of calling out his name he just couldn’t keep his teasing up any longer so he didn’t waste any more time and began lapping his tongue against your already sensitive bud. You had no idea just how much the boys got turned on by the way you arched your back and gasped, but you noticed that something was poking your sides. As you turned to the man behind you it was obvious what he wanted, so without saying anything you just began unfastening his pants’ buttons not even bothering in pulling them or his underwear down. His cock sprang free, softly slapping against your cheek and staining it slightly with his precum. You began licking up and down his shaft while messaging his tip with your finger, earning a low moan from him as he placed his big hand on your head. After a short while, the boys began heating things up.

Kirishima spread your lips apart, sliding two fingers inside of your wet hole while Tetsutetsu began rocking his hips back and forth, keeping up a quick and relentless pace. 

The silver-haired boy felt you gag as his tip touched the very back of your throat and that only fired him up, even more, going even quicker than before. Kirishima, on the other hand, had begun to bend his fingers upward, constantly touching and teasing your g-spot while his tongue worked wonders on your clit as well as on your folds, your trembling legs signalized him that you were very close to reaching your orgasm so he slowed his tongue and fingers down until he stopped completely. The cock that was seated-deep down your throat was also pulled out of your mouth and all you could do was whine silently while your hands tried to pull either of them back to yourself.

“Don’t stop, p-please“

Your plea apparently fell onto deaf ears, since both of them just looked at each other and stood up from the couch. The first thing that came to your mind was that they were going to leave you behind just like that as punishment, but you were glad to see that all they did was switch their places. Now Tetsutetsu was the one spreading your legs apart as he licked his lips while Kirishima began unbuttoning his pants and immediately let his hard cock plop down onto your face. You immediately opened up your mouth as wide as you could and spread your legs apart, showing both of them that you were ready to take them on.

“You’ve become quite greedy, you know that?”, said the red-haired boy who was softly moving his precum covered tip along your lips, covering them with his juices. Before you could begin pleasuring him, you felt your hips being lifted upwards. You glanced down to a grinning Tetsutetsu who was holding onto your thighs while your ass was resting on his chest as his fingers were gently running along your already wet folds. His sharp teeth began nibbling on your already sensitive clit causing you to wrap your arms around Kirishima’s hips. Before you could even moan, Kirishima’s throbbing cock slowly entered your mouth, muffling any sound coming from you. He began a slow and gentle pace which was quite the contrast from Tetsu’s treatment some minutes ago, but you loved it that way. Kirishima rocked his hips back and forth, stopping a few times as his tip had reached the very back of your throat. Meanwhile, you were once again close to reaching your breaking point, but you wanted to keep yourself as calm as possible in order to cum without them stopping you from your release, but sadly they knew your body better than you thought they did. 

As soon as you were preparing yourself to finally release the knot that was forming inside of you since long ago, Tetsu just gave your twitching pussy a soft slap and stopped preventing you from reaching your orgasm once again. 

“N-No! Wait please don’t stop...!”

Full of frustration that you were stopped even though you were so close, you attempted to touch yourself and finally cum, but Kirishima was quicker. 

He grabbed your hands and pushed them down above your head, while your other boyfriend took his tie and tied them up, preventing any further attempt to pleasure yourself. You began moving your hips against Tetsu’s knee desperate for some friction, but he noticed that and immediately moved it, now pinning your lower body down as well, further restricting your movements.

Your lust was slowly becoming unbearable and the fact that your boyfriends were punishing you by not allowing you to cum was getting to you, small tears forming at the corner of your eyes.

“Eijiro...Tetsu, please let me cum! I can’t bear this anymore, please! I’m sorry if I’ve upset you with my attempt to pleasure myself, but you guys were looking so sexy in these new suits that I just couldn’t help myself! Please forgive me...”

You were on the verge of crying at this point, but luckily your message got through them. 

Kirishima softly kissed your small tears away while gently massaging your breasts and whispering silent apologies and promises on making you feel good while Tetsu kissed your hands, licking and gently biting your fingers while slowly removing his tie that bound them together. 

The silver-haired boy sat back and pulled you on top of his lap, kissing your face while his hands spread your asscheeks apart. Kirishima leaned onto you from behind and slowly shoved his shaft inside of your back. A relieved sigh escaped your mouth resulting in a soft chuckle from both of them.

“Sorry sweetie, but you are always so cute when we tease you so we couldn’t help ourselves.”

While the redhead behind you whispered next to your ear, licked and nibbled it the man in front of you used the moment and entered you from the front savoring the tight and wet feeling around his throbbing shaft. They intended on waiting for you to give them a heads up, but they weren’t expecting you to start moving on your own.

“Fuck...you two stop with the teasing and make a mess out of me already!”

“You don’t have to ask me twice, love.”

After his statement, Tetsutetsu began thrusting himself up and down and it didn’t take Kirishima too long to join in. 

Having both of them thrust relentlessly inside of your tight holes was making you see stars, especially after being denied from your orgasm twice today. Needless to say, it didn’t take you too long to approach another release, causing both of them to grunt, feeling your insides tightening around their hard cocks.

“You gonna cum, love?”

Not managing to form any coherent sentence anymore you just continue moaning and nod multiple times. 

“Then don’t hold back and cum all over us. You deserve it.”

Your lovers began thrusting even faster trying to finally give you your much longed-for release and it didn’t take them remotely as long as they thought it would to give it to you.

Finally being able to cum after such a long time you felt like you had reached heaven. Your back arched towards Tetsu who eagerly began biting and licking your nipples and Kirishima held your hips down with one hand while the other held onto one of your trembling legs.

It took you some time to come down from your high, but that didn’t stop them from chasing their own release which had you screaming and clawing at their hands, begging them to let you go. Of course, they didn’t listen and just continued thrusting into you and marking you as their own until they finally released their warm cum deep inside of you.

The boys slowed down their thrusts and finally stopped, wrapping their arms around you and kissing you all over.

“How was that?”

You scoffed at Tetsu’s question and gently bit the tip of his nose while Kirishima chuckled behind you, enjoying the scene play out in front of him.

“I loved it. I wouldn’t mind doing it all again.“

The boys who were literally sandwiching you, looked at each other with wide eyes, realizing what you meant with your wish to repeat everything and finally answered in unison.

“We dare you to.“

[crqstalite]

crisis.

so! i got tagged for wip weekend, which if you’ve tagged me before, i rarely have one to give lol. except this was already a wip i’d started a long while ago that i never got around to properly finishing. then i read it over before submitting and decided it needed some editing -- and then it got finished at some point in the last half an hour or so. 

so everyone gets some post!alchera feelings for the shep sisters of mine.

tagged by @ljandersen (ty!) and tagging @ripley95things + @actualanxiousswampwitch + @that-wasnt-so-bad + @purple-hawke :D

cw for a major character death.

2183.

It starts like any other day. Wake up, eat something in the mess quick, check in with the nurse to make sure her implant wasn't trying to kill her, get to work. It was never odd, never shifting into something else. Sure maybe she threw in a late wake up, or no breakfast at all, or an absence or two to fool around somewhere, but it always loosely adhered to it. She could predict every single day, and just how much she could press buttons before something broke.

It comforted her, being so far away from home -- though she'd never admit that, lest someone take advantage of her comfort. L2s didn't exactly have it easy, and those like her (the ones that were 'special' and 'hand picked for their willpower' as children for what she'd refer to as experiments, were all young when they received their implants) rarely had it easy. The schedule at least gave her some semblance of purpose.

That's what she does. It's Tuesday afternoon, just after lunch. Her omni-tool had been buzzing with unanswered texts for ages now -- maybe about the party that was supposed to be after lights out tonight. She doesn't check, it doesn't matter. Lounging around the classroom until the instructor got there, with her feet up on the desk. There's a hearty laugh spilling out of her mouth, other students around her enjoying the quips she throws out like fishing lines. A hand running through her hair, her sides sore as she pulls it back. The door clicks open behind her as she rushes to pull her feet down, clattering the datapad back on the desk. The room falls silent, a stylus falling to the ground but no one daring to pick it up.

The usual instructor. Grey hair in a tight bun. Cleanly pressed uniform, buttons shiny unlike her own that was missing two. She holds her breath, she's about to get that biting tone for her boots not being clean enough to eat off of. Or maybe something that they'd cackle about in the dormitory a few hours from now. Except she has an ashen look on her usually steeled face, searching the students until piercing grey eyes land on her. A cold sweat starts, a bead running her forehead. That, did not look like she was going to get on with the class period, "Miss Velasquez? You're, needed in the front office."

The woman's voice cracks. Her anxiety only grows in the pit of her stomach -- what had she done now? Had her parents finally found out that she'd been skipping the biotic advisory courses? Or the failing tech class she'd needed to pull up before the next break? This woman had done nothing but cause her problems since she enrolled here, why did she look so nervous? Would she be that sad that she'd be leaving her class, or stars forbid, the school?

How often did Grissom expel students? Being one of the only places that even took biotic students, much less someone like her, could they even afford to expel them and then deal with the rogue biotics that resulted?

(Not that she would go rogue -- she didn't have enough control over her biotics to even think about it without getting a bloody nose and one hell of a headache)

Citlali chooses her next words very carefully, her tongue feeling like sandpaper against the dry leather of the roof of her mouth, "Did Principal Sanders say why she needed to see me?"

The older woman bites her lip, trying not to avert her gaze, "Only that she needed you, now. Bring your bag, your dormitory will be cleared out in the next few days."

Her heart drops, ears filling with static. Clearing out her dormitory? Had she finally flunked the algebra class? Were they expelling her for being late so many times? Leaving the school, now? When she was so close to getting certification to serve on a cruiser with the Alliance? She drops her gaze to her desk, flopping her head into her hands and trying to process all the thoughts bouncing around in her head. A moment later, she picks up her bag by the strap, throwing it over her shoulder. Oliver mouths a goodbye.

"Do you know why I'm leaving, ma'am?" Her voice is small, throat tight, "Not that I don't love the early vacation, but not sure I want to be gone so quickly." A rough chuckle to keep her emotions in check.

"It's..." A steel glance around the room before she sighs, "It's about your sister. Your parents want you home. Principal Sanders has told me not to expect you back for the rest of the semester, or the next."

Home?

Sister?

Shit.

Something had happened to Kodelyn.

No, wait. Don't panic, it made her nauseous and her parents had drilled it into her as a child. It was okay, all of it was. There was nothing to worry about, nothing to make herself sick over. She had none of the facts and all of the possible answers.

It was okay.

Maybe she was finally settling down, with that not-so-bad-looking lieutenant from the SR-1. Wedding maybe? That'd make sense, right? It would be a little odd that it would be right in the middle of their cruise around the Terminus for leftover Geth, but it made sense. It totally made sense. Even though Kodee was rarely spontaneous.

Citlali doesn't want to consider the alternative. If there even is an alternative. Right. Keeping her chin up. No reason in being doomsday-ish. Military life was dangerous, but no more dangerous than being alive was.

Right. Her parents were only pulling her out of school because maybe they're going to be moving somewhere else, and her complaints about Grissom (and the focus on her biotics) had finally hit decidedly not-deaf ears. Yeah, of course. She was probably getting enrolled in a normal school, a flight school if she's lucky.

Except, when she glances at the secretary just outside Sanders' office after the much too short of a walk to the administrative section, the man's face falls, hurrying to let the Principal know she was there while almost tripping over himself. He looks as if he wants to say something, but then reconsiders immediately afterwards. She gives him a rough nod, before stepping into the office.

Don't panic.

Her heart sinks as soon as she enters. Her mother's face is one without emotion, eyes glued to the wall behind the desk, her father with his head in his hands. Sanders is the only one to look at her proper, a sad smile on her face.

There's a vid playing in the background. If she knows any better on first glance, it's the Captain (Councilor, apparently) that Kodelyn had served with just before the investigation with Saren began. Though, the reason he's giving a speech on the extranet is...odd. And worrying.

Don't panic.

"Mom..." She starts before her mother stands from her chair, "What's going on? If it's because I'm flunking algebra, I just need a couple weeks to get it back up to a passing grade. It's fine. I-I can study here."

"Mi princesa," Her father's voice is just as rough as her's, she recognizes it as the one he had when she'd been injured that one time, the way he'd been when she been hospitalized all those times ago. Sad...scared, "We could not care less about your grades."

"A-And the Advisory Course! I can start attending those again, the nurse says I'm good to go, and I won't skip them anymore, I promise!" She says earnestly, heart rate rising as her mother nears her. She's in her uniform, which rarely happened if she didn't visit Grissom immediately after a posting. Her mother wasn't on a posting this week, she was home. She should've been.

Why was she in her uniform then?

Don't panic.

"No..no..no, Mom what happened? Mrs. O'Brian said this was about Kodee. What's going on?" Her heart is racing, thumping like a drum beneath her chest, the feeling of nausea climbing up her throat, "She's home? Right? And we're going back to Earth, right?"

Citlali can't stop talking the more and more she panics, words tumbling out to cover up her own pessimistic thoughts. She doesn't even want to glance at the screen when her mother wraps her arms around her tightly, allowing Citlali to bury her head in her chest. The words catch in her chest when her father does the same to both of them. She can't even voice what she's truly thinking.

She doesn't want to. She doesn't want to hear her mother say anything. Nothing at all.

"Your sister isn't coming home, Citlali." A whisper by her mother as Citlali is sure her heart stops upon hearing the words cross her mother's lips with a shaky breath following, "She..."

"No! No, she can't be! She's not gone, she promised to introduce me to..to Kaidan when she came back! She promised to take me around the Citadel after the cruise was over! She-she promised to show me the Normandy!" Tears are spilling out of her eyes, clutching onto the back of her mother's uniform like her life depended on it, her own disbelief pressing down on her lungs as if to suffocate her, "Don't say it! Please don't say it!"

"An attack over Alchera, somewhere out in the Terminus. From what we know...she gave her life for everyone else on the Normandy." Her father's voice is nearly drowned out by the sound of blood rushing in her ears, sobs pushing their way out before she can clamp down on them. Her legs weaken beneath her while her eyes burn, "We're going home, princesa. There are...preparations we need to make."

"No! She can't be! She can't, mom please, someone must have seen her, right? Must've known she was...was in an escape pod or something, mom!"

"There's nothing I can say, love. I wasn't overseeing that operation, and the Normandy was destroyed in the attack. All we have to go on is Lieutenant Alenko's report. She wasn't with them for the days they spent on the planet afterwards and no one just...survives that." Her father pulls away so that her mother can lift her head to look at her.

Citlali doesn't want to. Her sister, Kodelyn, is a carbon copy of their mother. All she sees is her sister in her face, and she only cries harder. Her mother wipes away what tears she can, her calloused hands holding her face by her cheeks while her sobs wrack her body.

"We'll be clearing out your dorm before we leave, love. You can stay home as long as like, as long as you need." Her deep brown eyes are only radiating love, comfort, but a line of liquid is beginning to form at the corners of her own eyes, "Mrs. Sanders, surely you'll be able to handle the students knowing? I wouldn't want Citlali harassed for information."

"Of course, Admiral Shepard. I will do my very best if that is what you wish," She responds, "I am so, so very sorry. She was a remarkable woman, and she will be missed."

"She's not dead!" The word is a hurdle to get over, trying to tie it to Kodee, her sister so very full of life the last time she'd seen her. To imagine some Geth, some stupid AI had ripped her out the galaxy destroys a part of her, "She can't be!"

"Love...please. I know it's hard to accept, but it's what we know. And that is simply what it is. There is nothing we can do now but simply remember her as she was. Your sister, our daughter, and an inspiration to a galaxy," Her father comes back into a view with his own bag slung across his shoulder while her mother bites her bottom lip, a rogue tear slipping down her scarred cheek, "Denying it will do nothing."

Citlali has no words anymore.

"You and your mother go ahead to the shuttle. I'll get the things from your dorm." Her father whispers, gently squeezing her shoulder, his own eyes rimmed red. Dry from his own crying, she's sure.

The headline scrolls across the vid when she pulls away from her mother, it scrolls across her datapad, it scrolls across her own mind, burned into her memory. Her brother has a similar reaction, though is stuck in shock for weeks afterwards. The family is never quite the same afterwards, she doesn't remember her mother ever being home this often -- she doesn't remember ever being home this long, ever being in one spot, ever being on Earth so long.

Citlali doesn't ever remember a day that she was home and didn't receive a call from her sister, Citlali doesn't remember going months without having her sister home. Unlike her brother and father and mother, she sits in the middle of Kodelyn's old room, terrified that she'll lose her scent and start forgetting things about her. Just what her favorite color was, or how she used to speak, how she used to comfort her after something bad had happened or after a discharge from the hospital when she was younger. How it felt to be hugged by her, how it felt just to be with her.

She's scared she'll start forgetting about her older sister.

Citlali remembers crying for ages, wrapped in Kodelyn's old N7 sweatshirt until she can't. Then it's simply dry heaving, dry sobs.

The crew's names are like leaves in the wind to her during the funeral. She remembers little more than the fact there'd been a Quarian, a Turian, a Krogan and an Asari among them. She remembers Kaidan a little better, but moreso how his dark eyes only reminded her of her own. After that, she doesn't remember seeing him again.

Citlali remembers once saying the galaxy didn't revolve around Kodelyn Shepard.

She realizes that Kodelyn Shepard was her galaxy. And her galaxy had just fallen apart.

[chococustard]

((I’m really sorry if I’m becoming too annoying with asks and all that!!! U don’t have to respond!!)) Kind of random, but out of curiosity, do you have any A/B/O AU family headcanons?? I honestly would LOVE to know more about all of them!! Thank you sm!!

!!! NOT AT ALL I ACTUALLY GET SUPER HAPPY WITH YOU LIKING THEM SO HUSH YOU’RE NEVER A BOTHER ASK WHATEVER YOU WANT

legit i have a shit ton of notes in my notebook with my horrible hand writing and basically nonsense notes and while writing the edited ver a) like the dingus i am i accidentally clicked a thing and lost all the answers b) the internet dies haaah

SO YEAH THERE’S A SHIT TON UNDER THE CUT

MIDORIYAs

mido worries about his mom getting overwhelmed by paparazzi so as a pro hero he doesn’t really give off his name to the public and the name midoriya kinda just fades over time

i’m guessing heroes give birth in secluded hospitals who won’t give off their info yeah? but mido’s location got leaked somehow and yu got kidnapped by villains which then todo fucks shit up and got her back so since then they’ve been kinda worried about safety and shit

inko stands in as guardian for school related stuff most often since todo and deku are mostly busy

idk why i kinda hc todo’s mom as an ice dancer or something (look at how that boy works with ice that does not come from endeavor) she used to take the kids to the ice rink and teaches them to skate. todo still holds that place as a safe space and goes to the one a few train stations away from campus after he gets his shit together. he took deku there for their date and ends up also taking the girls there too.

rei gets out at some point, as she gets used to being in society again she stays with inko (and all might//SHOT) at deku’s old room when he got a place with todo. she gets along with them and also mitsuki. they have tea together and share embarrassing stories about their kids it’s great

yu and tsumu plays mostly at tsumu’s house which was closer to the school, they hit it off super well and they even talk about each other to their families, todo and deku are super relieved to know their girl has another friend. yu actually met mirio and tamaki already but are not aware they know her parents

so tsumu one day just “hey you wanna come over for dinner we’re having bbq you should bring your family over!” and they do come over cause why not i guess and then the 2 families meet and damn

their balcony is filled with potted plants courtesy of inko. there’s also a small bottle with a single morning glory flower, wrapped in a blue ribbon and a duck cutout stuck into the dirt

no one uses watashi in the house, yu uses boku, chi uses ore, yu calls them oka-sama and otou-sama and generally uses more formal speech while chi uses the more common -san honorific, not sure if this is relevant of anything but yeah. also todo calls deku bunny from when they started courting (2nd year)

they have a thing with nicknames. obviously deku uses -chan, but also

BAKUGOUs

baku and kiri works as partners tho sometimes kiri helps out with the fatgum office, they have an office at home and basically a small gym

meat. so much meat. there’s always meat in the fridge

baku and kyou both eat with so much fucking spice and chilli kiri’s basically kinda used to it to a point. but if they have the girls over (like when deku’s in heat//SHOT) they have to have extra of the low impact portion. one time chi took the spicy portion by accident, apparently she’s immune

they’re an outdoor family basically. whenver they can they go mountain climbing when kyou is old enough. baku’s chili peppers kept getting stolen by animals, he tries every time to blow them up

baku and kiri dated and courted first, but deku and todo mated first cause of a quirk related accident. but then they got engaged and married first because baku is fucking petty.

baku’s parents fucking love kiri he’s a good boy he’s glad baku somehow ended up with someone so great. baku however have to holds himself back to be a good boy™ to kiri’s more traditional family. he managed somehow

when baku’s parents meet kiri’s they’re shocked to find how they find baku as a charming and wonderful young alpha and they’re glad their eijiro found someone who accepted him. SO MITSUKI OUT OF SPITE INVITES THEM A LOT AND BAKU HAS TO ENDURE SO MUCH SHIT

BAD NEWS FOR HIM CAUSE THEY GET ALONG

“MRS KIRISHIMA WOULD YOU LIKE TOO SEE KATSUKI’S BABY PICTURES?” BAKU, INTERNALLY DETONATES

baku ended up basically deaf so he has to learn sign language, kiri the ever supportive bf learns too, as well as their families, and they also thought it to kyou

friday nights are mario kart nights, no holds bar

the rest of the baku squad (and camie) often visits but since they converted the extra room to baku’s office and their couch isn’t all that big they have to sleep at mido’s place, or borrow their extra futon

kiri, when asked if he wants another kid, “holy shit no it was so hard to get my body back into shape ok and also how the heck do you even hold yourself as a hero not to save people IZUKU SOMEHOW DID IT MORE THAN ONCE IM STILL SHOCKED”

when kyou got his quirk he accidentally burned his bed, then screamed to dad and pop hOLY SHIT I GOT MY QUIRK

he was so proud of it at first and shows it off at schooltho when it's found out that he has little control with it, as lava often seeps through his skin and out of his mouth at random times, almost hurting the other kids, the at first popular kyou was feared by his peers, until yu got her quirk late in the year and was able to put out his lava whenever

"you're not scared of me? even before you got your quirk?" "why would i it's not like you did it on purpose" also like she's used to baku. that goes along for years until kyou presented. yu comes over after school with meds and stuff, but kyou, out of his mind and his body out of his control, attacked her, trapping her in a cascade of hot burning lava. she managed to escape with some mild burn and they kinda got awkward for a while. they're cool eventually

however when yu presented the fear of that happening again got way fucking worse

YAOYOROZUs

momo and kyouka wants to be independant yeah, so they got their own apartment (more of a penthouse if anything) with their own money

a note, dams are gender neutral pronouns for moms, sires for dads

itsu calls momo dad, kyouka mom

since he’s mute since birth, in addittion to sign language, as his interest with music grows they make a system for basic stuff he can make with notes and sequenses as answers where he’s unable to use signs

momo however also makes a list of codes for specific teas

he carries around at least a whistle or kazoo, mostly he uses a harmonica

momo’s parents worries at first about enrolling him into a normal school but momo and kyouka themselves are convident their kid can get along with the other kids

they right, even without his connection as their kid

is he a goth? not really, he just really likes the color black

he also like birds, he has a bunch of photos and encyclopedias of birds in his room

kyouka often holds charity concerts, momo and itsu always comes to support her

IIDAs

it surprised everyone when iida, the rule abiding iida, had ochako pregnant before they got married, so with the power of the iida family they got engaged and married so fucking quick

tho really it was an accident, ocha misscounted her birthcontrol pills during her heat and they’re already courting anyway and their familes are already aware of each other and get along well so whatever

HE WAS ALSO LATE FOR HIS BIRTH BECAUSE HE HAD TO FUCKING OBEY THE GODDAMN TRAFFIC LAW

also i need someone to get me like, you see iida and ura, they cute right, pure and soft. but holy shit when ocha’s in heat she takes no shit and is basically a goddamn dominatrix

they, deku and todo shares a hero agency, so basically when tenma was born they made a baby space for him in their shared office with toys and shit and the sidekicks can play with him, they’re putty in his chubby hands. same thing happened with the tododeku kids. the sidekicks are all okay with this

there’s not many support and rescue heroes, so ocha often gets called in as an instructor at ua, she brings tenma for lessons for her students to safe

tenma likes to hang around the future heroes, he likes to play hero

“senpai senpai do you need help!” “ooh ye see i think i accidentally blew my shoe way up that tree can you get it for me?” “YES!!”

he takes martial arts lessons as early as from 3 years old, as a teenager he’s able to fight midair

TOGATAs

so like not sure yet, tamaki’s either an omega or beta so tsumu is either theirs biologically or adopted so

either way if she’s their biological kid, during his heat tamaki used his quirk when doing the dirty so the genes stick and mutates and shit

aNYWAY

tamaki doesn’t really like making appearances on tv and in public, he even rarely sign for merch deals, tsumugi often finds knock off merch of him and she likes to get it as a kind of joke cause the design was actually kinda funny, mainly this actually

she also likes to find show cameos of him, that too was hilarious

she loves hanging out with aunt nejire they often go shopping, she’s the one who bought her the knock off suneater shirt

“lol you wanna know why your dad’s hero name is suneater?” “what?=D” “tha-” tamaki: NEJIRE I SWEAR TO GOD

also like mirio totally acts like the protective big bro to eri when someone likes her

she likes buff/big bodies, mostly to sleep on, she sleeps on mirio and mr fatgum

she has a bunch of miruko merch cause she’s a rabbit and has strong ass legs and she may or may not have a gay awakening cause of that

here is, in fact, said bootleg shirt

she likes the giant gaping mount

SHINSOUs

SHINSOU’S AN UNDERGROUND HERO FIGHT ME

he teaches the hero course and LIKE HIS DAMN DAD IS A LITTLE SHIT TO HIS CLASS

so he’s the one who changed the entrance exam to make it more fair for kids with quirks that are not flashy his, so the robots are then deligated to the recomendation exam kids while the regular ones gets a basically game of hide and seek with his hero buddies and the older students

i actually have this for his hero costume back from goddamn january i dont even know

i, i have nothing for fuyusei they met at the hospital and they hit it off and that’s….. it

i have even lESS SHIT FOR OJITOORU

ALSO LIKE I FUCKING LOVE THE IDEA THAT ALL MIGHT RUNS A VILLAIN REHAB FACILITY OR SOMETHING WITH ALL HIS MONEY, YOU KNOW, FROM BEATING VILLAINS TO SAVING VILLAINS, AND LIKE INKO HELPS WITH TALKING TO THEM IM WEAK

[whereintheworldiskaibobai]

Gay Games:A Story pt1

Now that my friends have left, and the streets are nearly empty of all the STD’s and STI’s, I’m sitting in this bougie French cafe Résistance drinking Absinthe and a croissant thinking about this experience. So here it goes:

My roomate and new DUFF/BFFL (ask if you don’t know what that is) Matt Fiore wakes me as I’m spooning a pillow on the couch, drool hanging off my face like a Saint Bernard. Why you may be wondering, well, because my friend Will McAneny took me out the night before.

Scene: coming off the high of the opening ceremonies of the Gay Games and the worlds nations taking their place in the stadium, Will and I decide that more of an adventure is needed. We head to Montmartre. We go the wrong direction initially, but then we make friends with the Thai delegation and I am quickly married off. We part ways, it’s a short marriage. Will is hell bent on an experience only the like of which he and I can ever have. We eat at Le refuge des fondus, where we have a cheese fondue mixed w white wine (amazing). You also, only drink wine from a baby Bottle...legit though. And yes, Will and I tried to steal the baby bottles, before we learned it was only 8 euros. Fuck it, add it to the bill. Enter Helen: an atomic blonde Parisian, long and skinny and wearing stripes horizontally...bitch. Will, with his sleuth like abilities, sniffs out home girl is bat shit crazy.

Helen: Helen, as it turns out is from Nebraska! She married a drummer she met after only 3 months while backpacking through France a handful of years ago. She and her beau are currently not on speaking terms, but her visa is up, and in a desperate need of a French anchor baby, may be finding herself going back to Piedmont North Dakota or wherever crazy is from. We also owe her a Trip advisor review. Anyways, Will and I also make friends with these two girls who are studying abroad in Prague, but are weekending in Montmartre...they’re from Jersey it turns out. These bougie bitchs, who’s neighbor is Sting, opt out of the rest of our adventures, after they interrogate a new mom carrying her days old cherubic gerber baby (umbilical cord still attached). This Gay Hobbits story is not in their stars. Byeee. We all shut the place down and Helen gives us a list of bars we need to see that night. 5 different bars in order of distance in fact. Will and I only make it to 1.5. (I have the list if you want it). The first club is a sex club Métro place Pigalle ...it’s maybe 10pm, way to early for that noise. The next place is right around the corner...Helen knows her shit. It also makes us question how the rest of the evening may go at this rate. Que @DirtyDick.

Dirty Dicks is place No.2 Helen suggested. Will McAneny and I decide that maybe a bar that sounds like a place the gays commune, may need a minute before we bless them with our presence. We go directly next door to @luluWhitedrinkingClub. I’m going to be a little vague about what happens here. We grab a seat at the bar. If you know me, my favorite spirit is Gin. I, at the very least, can remember how my day begins and ends with Gin. They have a Gin Ramos (holy ever loving fuck if this isn’t my second favorite drink). Will and I get two rounds and we’re kind of wrapping it up for Dirty Dicks (pun intended). When we are offered a free shot of absinthe...yeah, like we’re going to pass that up. Will, goes to the loo and comes back with a beautiful Londoner named Harry (Harry says, “Like Prince Harry”...I’m American Harry, not dumb deaf or blind. You’re no Prince Harry, but you’ll do for the evening.) Well, Harry...you done fucked up. You made two friends from the US who might put a monkey wrench in your evening cap. We leave the bar area, sit w Harry and his best mate Mattius (from Brussels). Vague, vague vague...let’s just assume I may have tried a lot of firsts that’s night and none of it revolves around sex. Harry and Matthias won’t be the same either. I wholly enjoyed my encounter with them. In conversation we covered politics, sex, sexual orientation, labels, drugs, America, drinks, again and a slew of other things. We were the epitome of philosophical conversations.

It’s now 5:30 am. Will and I Uber home. And I’m rudely awoken by Matthew who wants to go yard sale shopping at some bazaar at 7:30am.

Let me know if you want to know more. I’ve got nothing but time, and stories, and alcohol, and the Oxford comma apparently lol. Comment with #more or #stfu below.