#and to hang out ofc

[mildarka]

Big fan of immortals finding joy in very mortal things... like mcdonalds

[arcane-gold]

hello rookanis nation. can i present rel and lucanis’s dynamic. sun and moon trope, one with boundless energy and one who gets 2 hours of sleep a night, guy i pulled by being an idiot, etc. they’re special to me

[ryllen]

tbh i agree with this one

[solardriftx]

hi im not dead and i also had to upload the lower quality version so tumblr wouldnt take a dump on me BOOOOO THUMBS DOWN anyways. pokemon :)

[littlecrittereli]

Hey there! I read both Reprogrammed and Decoded and was blown away. Unfortunately (sorta), my odd little brain had one little question that was burning from the end of Reprogrammed till the end of the story: what about the Wild Kratts Kids? How did they react to Chris's disappearance/return? I know if I were 8 and my teacher (i guess thats an okay metaphor? maybe?) randomly disappeared for 3 months and came back 10 pounds lighter with dozens of new scars and white hair in their early twenties, I'd be a little torn up/curious. How would Chris feel about showing up on screen in front of a bunch of kids in his state? Would he...wear a...hat...or something...? I don't know, just thoughts lol

They never told the public that Chris was missing (Didn't wanna scare the kids or give the Villains the knowledge that they were vulnerable)

And being out in the most rural parts of the world, it's not uncommon for them to go months without any sort of public appearance. For now, Martin is handling any sort of press alone until Chris is ready to be back in the public eye.

But of course they still run into a wild kratts kid every once and a while.

He's still working on his alibi.....

[bookwyrminspiration]

been thinking recently about the control of information in kotlc. it's only mentioned in passing, but the elves ban books (p. 287). several classes--advanced history, on the other intelligent species--are restricted to the elite levels only. lumenaria has a secret database of records. the oldest records are largely illegible to the modern population w/o significant time/effort/resources. councillors keep memories in caches and erase them from their minds. we're starting to really get into the flaws of caches, but the rest has been like this subtle, lurking menace beneath the whole story. but it's simultaneously overt in how desperately Sophie is always searching for answers. and yes, some of that is because the Neverseen are actively working against her, but she's just as often running up against information control by the council and black swan. about pyrokinetics, the plague, vespera, nightfall, stellarlune, elysian. it's not the story's only message, but it feels like we're building to an explicit condemnation of censorship and revisionism. the story's starting to say louder and louder you cannot decide who is allowed to know what, you are not arbitrator of what's right, of what's important, of what's dangerous. and trying does nothing but harm the people you claim to protect. kotlc is, among other things, a story against information control. and i'm just really curious to see where it all goes.

[fizzytoo]

candy 🤯 !!

Andrew: Yuki, put some pants on. We have company.

Yuki: Company? Please, it’s just Candy.

Candy: Hello to you, too, little sister. Shitty dye job, by the way.

[bruciemilf]

Bruce’s kids detest Valentine’s day because no matter where they are he finds a way to get them their valentines gift (usually new weapons or a better suit because he’s emotionally constipated)

As for Bruce he’s too busy scheming to wonder why all his old flames, current flames, and best friends are fighting. (They want to be his Valentine)

WITH THIS OCCASION—

What Bruce gets for Valentine’s Day:

Dick: Promises not to prank him for a full week and/or reignes from the police force

Jason: A formal handshake followed by a moderate cuddling session, except it lasts way longer, because Jason falls asleep. Sleep has been damn near extinct without Bruce holding him, so, no one’s in any hurry to wake him.

Tim: Hacks LexCorp’s finance department. Surprise surprise, the owner of a mega conglomerate doesn’t pay his employees properly.

It’s just bad enough that Lex can be threatened. Bruce gets half of Lex’s workers livable wages and healthcare.

Stephawnie: A comically tiny collection of batarangs

Alfred: A week long supply of Sufganiyot; Martha’s recipe.

Damian: He and Talia handcraft Bruce a list of his enemies and tell him to take his pick! Bruce just nods and frames it somewhere. (He does pick Ra’s)

In addition to that, Talia buys his favorite perfume and hypothetically wears it over lingerie, but shhh—

Clark: Learns Bruce’s favorite planet/galaxial body and makes jewelry out of it. Law physics mean nothing to romance, and to a country boy in love.

Harvey: Very classic? Big ass bouquet of flowers. Like, Bruce disappears behind it, kind. More chocolate than he could eat. Also, lots of martial arts equipment.

Plus some nerdy Gray Ghost merchandise that, “I love you like a sin, but I will kill you if you wear this outside.”

[mustangphobia]

transfem mob dump :-) she's so pretty . .

[strangerstilinski]

thinking about him

[astral-catastrophe]

Anyway people of tumblr I got a cat and her name is maple and she is awful and I love her

She loves to sleep outside my bedroom door, then wake up to my alarm , then sit and meow until I let her in, and she likes to just generally lurk in my doorway when I have the door open. She also tries to get me any time I’m in the bathroom. She hides under my roommates beds. She likes to take up a whole entire cushion of our couch. She eats most but not all of her wet food and gets annoyed with me because of it. I love her

[multiheadcanons]

AS OF WRITING THIS POST; I’M GOING ON HOLIDAY!! THE MERCS GOING ON A ROAD TRIP IN ONE COMPANY BUS

scout: driver number one. responsible, gets them out of the tiny towns with the overly aggressive cops quickly. everyone takes turns on the aux. he does like to munch on something come hour four, but he tries not to go through drive thrus, and only stops for bathroom breaks if a majority of the team needs a break from the road. likes to get small trinkets on his travels. takes heavy’s seat when it’s his turn to drive, then takes sniper’s seat when heavy returns for his spot. thanks for keeping his seat warm, scout.

soldier: he’s the human energy drink that forcibly keeps everyone awake on the bus until he himself falls asleep. this isn’t until 9PM, generally. everyone has had to learn to bring something to drown him out. one time they tried to duct tape his mouth shut and he ate the tape. so they just let him yap until he’s satisfied. he also found that if he can shut the fuck up for like ten minutes, the drive will put him to sleep. needs semi-frequent breaks to stretch his legs or he starts popping like bubble wrap. likes to go through drive thrus. sits directly behind the driver.

pyro: permanently asleep unless the bus stops. the second the bus stops they are up and asking what’s going on, stretching their legs, shaking out what jitters they have from being cooped up in their seat for so long. they like to pull over and look at the sights sometimes, but they’re never the one driving to get to make that choice, but if they happen to be awake and speak up in time, the drivers will normally oblige for them. trinket and gift shop knick knack hoarder. situates themselves in one of the back rows, but not the very back.

demo: generally by the emergency window. if he prods soldier enough, he can get the man to sit next to him and he puts himself on the soldier distraction squad. he is more than happy to not be a designated driver, because now he just brings a flask, and as long as they don’t get pulled over he is not worried at all about whether they’re getting ticketed for that. immensely humorous, and equally loud as the american, he likes to play a lot of road games to keep his mind busy. falls asleep about halfway through the trip, but is awake for the final stretch.

heavy: driver number two, and inclement weather driver. heavy is seated in the very back, and is reading until he falls asleep along the back row. he is not to be bothered until it is his turn to drive, or if a random severe storm just blew in and it’s time for him to take the helm and get them out of there unscathed. very quiet the entire time, unless asking for directions or answering questions. most likely to stop through a drive through, and in general a very courteous driver as long as you ask nicely. the most time is added to the trip when heavy is the driver.

engineer: usually located behind demo to sneak sips off whatever demo brought. engineer is designated emergency driver. engie only touches the wheel if scout, heavy, or sniper died under sudden and mysterious circumstances. this has never happened, and by god it fuckin’ better not. he is also the only merc who is awake the entire trip. he doesn’t sleep well on any mode of transportation. it gives him weird and disturbing dreams. so he’s just up the whole time.

medic: seated across from demo unless heavy is driving. then he gets to partake in his ultimate privilege of being the Designated Passenger Princess. that is his favorite part. he moves to the very front, and gives heavy directions and slowly manipulates him into adding an entire two hours to the drive from the sheer amount of stops. he doesn’t even want anything, he’s just wanting to add more time to the clock. though, when he’s not being a vehicular and navigational menace, he’s just reading a book he brought with him, annotating shakily with a pencil. he also doesn’t sleep, but he will never be allowed to drive unless everyone else is dead.

sniper: driver number three, and night driver, normally. snipes sleeps until about halfway through heavy’s shift at the wheel. he just stands on the bus and stretches and walks back and forth in the aisle. nobody really cares, and this has only backfired on him once. and him busting his ass after heavy came to a hard brake wasn’t enough for him to think twice about doing that in the future. because he’s taking the night shift on the wheel, most of the team is asleep, and he is speeding like a bat out of hell to get them back on time. but his handling is so smooth nobody actually realizes what’s happening.

spy: emergency driver for when they commit a crime. if the bus gets pulled over, spy takes the driver’s seat and gets them the fuck out of dodge. spy has what can only be called a supernatural ability to outrun the police. you could drop him in a location completely unknown to him and tell him “the police are ten meters away from your location and rapidly approaching” and he’s immediately found the airport and booked his ticket. it is insane how quickly this man can avoid the steel grip of the law. otherwise, he is also reading a book, annotating, and occasionally dozing off in his seat. located near the back, across from pyro if the seat is available.

[ysaefinn]

Damn I love the concept of musicians Stsg with their assistant. Imagine if assistant takes their job pretty seriously, but also is still a petty pretty princess (GN). They are phenomenal at their job but run a very tight ship. They are lovely to the staff but are a taskmaster ~lovingly~ to their boyfriends who are working towards husband status. They want it their way and they want it NOW. The assistant threatens to put a collar on their misbehaving lovers and tug them on a leash if the don't quit messing with management one time. Satoru gets fancy matching collars the next day with a little tag "belongs to Y/N".

Assistant is shall we say a brat. But the Stsg couple are not brat tamers, oh no, they are brat appreciators, brat officionatos, brat fans. Stsg can't comprehend trying to put their baby in their called "place" because their place is wherever baby wants to be. The boys want to spoil and dote and give them their way. It's how the world should work after all. Suguru in particular gets very pissed if any one tries to imply otherwise ( the very thought makes his womb cry).

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A liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit suggestive (French kissing mentioned very briefly)

Hey....don't be mad......but i just nutted..

GALAXYNON OMFGGGGGGG PLEEEAASEEEEE TATATATATATATATATAT i get the vibes i get them i get them i get them i feel them in my blood stream even.........................this was the direction i was heading with royal bratty reader actually!!! I couldn't expand much since it wasn't exactly about them but rather suguru was explored the most BUT ANYWAY!!!!! BEFORE WE DERAIL!!!!!!

I just absolutely adore THIS reader in particular and so do they!!!!!!!! Aside from the overwhelming need to spoil and dote on you there's just so much admiration and fondness for you and the way you carry yourself, satoru in particular is VERY attracted to charisma while suguru has thhhheeee softest spot for brats ?brat fan as youve put it) , they both shake hands and make out in agreement that the princess attitude also makes them weak in the knees TvT they love when you boss them around, they love with you flick their foreheads occasionally, they love when you glare at them or look their way unimpressed when they say something stupid or make a joke out of something you said while you go over the agenda of the day....dreamy siiiiiighhh you are their treasure truly...........

But reader ALONE aside FUUUUCKKK i love this SOOO MUCH TAT reading it made me really really giddy i had to put my cellular telephone down and take a few laps around my property. "Boyfriends who are working towards husband status" SENT ME OVER THE EEDGGGEEE ANON OMFGGGG TATATATATATATATAT, i really do believe that in any universe they fantasize about being your husbands, even if you don't ever want to be married they want you to call them your husbands every now and then since you...........kinda are their spouse already!??!?!?!?!? Again,, they don't do casual you have LONG unlocked husband privileges TAT they are very strange.... a very very odd pair.......

So, despite them being general sweethearts to the people that work for them, come on now would they really be stsg without SOME level of banter???? They mess around every now and then TAT ESPECIALLY satoru he seems to be the spearhead of the operation most of the time they're just so boyish sometimes its SOO ADORABLE to me big cats.....big dogs tho..hmmm TAT THEY ARE DEFINITELY INTO BEING PUT IN COLLARS OMFGG!!!!! TATATAT It really haunts suguru and keeps him up all night TvT he wants it CARNALLY!!!! and knows he'll have to ask you to make it a reality. Meanwhile satoru's cheesing the whole time up until the moment he whips out the collars with a happy grin on his face TOT they wear them under their shirts to "tease you" <- lying fucks who are 10000000000000% into this and desperately need you to kiss and bite them on the lips while pulling and tracing on the collars to feel like YOUR boys. FUUCKK THEY'RE JUST SO PRECIOUS!! THEY MUST BE EATEN TAT

Literally SO real on the no brat taming policy they won't even entertain the idea,,,,,THE END GOAL was always to turn you into a spoiled little princess brat anyway lmaooo its what defines them as good boyfriends!!! "Honeybun orders me around= I've been a good husband" <-they have this written over their bed and salute it every morning TOT. They are absolutely willing to have you lead the way while they follow close by like a pair of excited puppies with their tails wagging in the air so..WTF DO YOU MEEEANNNNN "put them in their place" they actually get REALLY pissed when anyone does try planting this seed in their head. Talking about you in general has everyone on thin ice as is TAT let alone SHIT TALK!??!!?? and for suguru in particular QUESTIONING HIS CARE GIVING METHODS??? somebody's losing their job and getting black listed to oblivion, they get soooo nasty and mean about it too omfg one mean guard dog husband is enough BUT TWO!?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW!!!!!!!!!

I would say that while they both respect and admire SOOOO MUCH, suguru feels as if you are a piece of him lol,, so a Huge part of his anger is out of maternal mama wolf protective instinct "you're talking badly about MY baby, they are MINE watch your mouth" ect ect yk? While for satoru its protectiveness as well ofc but also him being mostly offended on your behalf "why are you trying to destroy and contain something so beautiful" is the vibe with him. The common ground for them both would be that they're mad somebody is essentially trying to humble you, and they find that to be very humiliating and act out of respect for YOU. So the point is they must be wed immediately.

[contacthigh520]

after this event, dante and garu are an adventure duo, right? this is the second intense crime(?) they'll have dealt with. lowkey, they've got the perfect groundwork for an adventure serial first adventure like: first adventure (solaria history) --> beach episode --> second adventure (yokai circus)

they really fit the mold of a hardboiled guy and his bright eyed companion. plus, out of all of the clan members, dante actually likes garu and respects his skills. garu can keep up with dante's rigorous standards and he's a cute puppy. perfect synergy. (technically, they're an adventure trio with eiden, but eiden is kind of a given lmao)

[poptartcat]

Steve and Dally and Soda and Johnny and Two-Bit just causing mischief because they’re all near the same age and then Ponyboy and Darry playing go fish or Monopoly at home because they’re the two extremes- oldest and youngest. So they end up with each other a lot and their thing is just board games and small talk and just relaxing in each other’s presence

[soniclion92]

"Jonathan hasn't been spotted at the bar that must mean he's dead!!!!" Are we forgetting that this is Jonathan Byers, the guy who famously hates partying and shit like ofc he's not at a damn bar 😭