#and to be an eivwhore

[freyastrider]

Is the Eivwhores server still open?

Yes it is but just not as active but if you still want to join you have to send me a message 🙂

[cavvaje]

I impulse bought sims medieval (2011) even though I really shouldn’t be spending and wasted all my free time on it so idk if I’ll be able to finish my gif in time to post today oops

P.s today is 1 month + 1 week from when I started using my acc I think! Put way too much in the tags so don’t press see all lmao (tldr I love y’all)

[birdwives]

Some ultra-rare Randivor dialogue (not clickbait?? lol)

My second playthrough I purposefully went for an unusual ending combination (Sigurd stays in Norway + Eivor waits till Gunnar and Brigid's wedding to romance Randvi), and I unlocked some "rare" dialogue between Eivor and Randvi that I'd never seen anywhere before (even after scouring several dozen Youtube playthroughs because like what else do I have to do with my time I guess)

Eivor's awkward side shines through a little more in this iteration of the confession scene and it's sweet 🥺

[itseivwhore]

YOU FUCKING BRUOHT ME BACK FROM THE DEAD GIRL 💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗

I shall join you in the BASIMP CULT 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

As a whore, that's my job.

I think that thanks to the trailer and for the informations Ubisoft gave us so far, it woke up pretty much every AC fans who were silent/dead/hopeless. And I wouldn't want it in any other way.

NOW! On more important stuff, who wants to join the Basimps? We can whore, giggle, blush and kick our feet while simping over him

[obsessivesstuff]

My Eivor:

..... I would DIE for Sigurd

Tap for better quality

[connorkenwaystomahawk]

Eivor: What the fuck is that puppy dog eyes emoji? Use your words, I don't speak bottom

[iridescentmemoria]

Beefcake Eivor Photoshoot Part 3

[hysterialevi]

Hi, yeah, can we just talk about how thicc Eivor is for a moment

[hucowboyification]

If u have any questions about the fics for the snippets i just posted. Pls ask meeeeeeee

[ezioauditore-s]

so so far ive seen

basimps

eivwhores

hythamhoes

[freyastrider]

@valhalla-s made a masterpiece for the server today and it needs to be shared

featuring @asscreeds screenshots

[cavvaje]

an only half serious attempt at mustache eivor — what if i end up liking one of these crack eivors more than normal eivor what then? do i get cast out of the eivwhores LOL (as if I haven’t already lmfao but shoutout to that anon amirite this is for you)

[birdwives]

AC:V + some text posts I guess??

thanks especially to @theunsinkablesappho and @asscreeds for loaning me some of their screencaps for this, and to the rest of eivwhores server for the moral support! 

bonus:

[itseivwhore]

Okay okay, but can we talk about how, since literally last year, NO ONE mentioned the Assassin's Creed TV serie on Netflix EVER AGAIN ?? Like???

All they gave us was this logo and the mini ass teaser trailer???? They completely disappeared in THIN AIR without giving us any other news I TELL YOU???

Like: "goodbye there you go do you mind if I just randomly throw this there adios ciao arriverderci"??

And to be honest, sometimes I just would stop everything I am doing to just think: "Oh my god that's right, the AC Netflix serie"

It's as if like it DOES actually exists but at the same time it DOESN'T exist at all?

[erzsebetrosztoczy]

The topic for today is Eivor's biceps.

That's it. That's the post.

[obsessivesstuff]

Part of a little project I’m working on ❤