#and those shoes bro....

[grilde1chesse]

resident evil damnation leon is actually so bad im going insane

[doctorsiren]

I call this piece: “Dad Tax”

WIPs under cut :3

[luck-of-the-drawings]

so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

his drippiest majesty

[puhpandas]

here’s all of the gregory cooper kids

[simsgoodwill]

you and llazyneiph (author of this beauty) should collab

bro has ideas that they want to share

[t4tails]

fast food job update. theyve been very rude to me not knowing things despite them not training me + have posted the next couple weeks schedules with me not on it + are now making me spend $100 on new shoes so im not going back lol

[todayisafridaynight]

laugh with me while i make my own posts real

tha fuckin outfits under the cut

[worthlessprotoplasam]

Im trying so so hard to be happy for mother 3 plushes which I very much am the other 3 plushes are absolutely perfect and I love them and the fact there's even a Claus...

but how can I not be upset when I spend 2 years hoping for a Lucas plush to exist and then he finally comes and looks so wonky compared the other plushes💔

[gen4grl]

i believe in super tall red supremacy im sorry! … like i’m talking 6’4 … blue is like 5’9 MAYBE 5’10 depending how much gel he puts in his hair and leaf is 5’7-8. ANYONE that tries to tell me blue is taller than red is spreading straight up propaganda - obviously being fuelled and pushed by blue himself lol

[lumilamp]

Collection of sigma's shoes if you're as confused as I am

[maximura]

San doing performance practices in uncomfortable blue jeans reminds me of Beyonce practicing her vocals on the treadmill. These people are just cut differently and prepare for The Worst. That's why they are so elite.

[jakeabel]

also someone stole my package from the mailroom and they told me they don’t have cameras so basically nothing i can do 😐

[nectardaddy]

HIHIHI sooo asking moots random questions!!! so this is like a basic one (coming back w better if u dont mind heehehe) but what’s something that gives you the ICK like annoys you and (trying to relate it to hq to make it less basic 😭😭) what character/characters do u think would do that thing!!!

hello again! (sorry I'm trying to get through an ass load of asks)

my biggest ick is NOT WEARING SOCKS WITH SHOES OR JUST HAVING THEIR DOGS OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE BRO- sorry just bruh... please let me get up

noya would be the biggest culprit of this TELL ME IM WRONG!!! GOD he'd be one of those dudes to wear the toe shoes jfc... no socks just raw dogging his shoes

[xheksprostate]

getting sloppy drunk for the first time on accident: woo! i am going to luxuriate in the todays decadent win of the montreal canadiens, mes habs, over the florida panthers and the fact that our baby rookie baby goalie shut out said defending stanley cup champs! and also think salacious things about sam monty montembeault. olé

[apheliia]

i know this probably isn't something to think too deeply about, buuuut i can't help but wonder about the specific harbingers that attended arle's trial for killing the previous knave? scaramouche, signora, and capitano. why them specifically. they have NOTHINGGGG in common--no closeness in rank (unless capitano is 10th but we don't know for sure what rank he is yet) and like... they probably don't even like each other thay much. we know that's true for signora and scara, anyway. So like. why those three ❓️❗️❓️❗️