#and this was his golden opportunity

[lazycranberrydoodles]

you’d think after 800 years he’d learn his lesson about taking afternoon naps. / prev comic / follow for more sleepy xie lian

[milder-manners]

Majority of players on dsmp: I don’t want to be the villain, I want to play a character the audience could root for, also I don’t want to deal with the hate that’d come with being a bad guy

ccDream, zero-fucks-given avid villain-protag lover who’s fascinated with what pushes people to commit extreme acts and drama queen:

[epiclad]

"Miquella the Kind… is a monster. Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the hearts of men. There is nothing more terrifying." [Process vid]

[emry-stars-art]

(Op of the text post is no longer in the fandom/no longer wishes to be so I didn’t tag, and I’m hesitant to say to flood their notifs! Let’s be respectful but I wanted to give this its dues lol)

I literally have been thinking about this text post for a full year and it’s FINALLY TIME. Happy Halloween 🎃

[theborgqueen2]

"I was wondering... just how close do we get."

"Let's just say there are some barriers we never cross."

That wasn't the answer she wanted him to give.

And it wasn't the answer he wanted to give her.

This is INSANE.

[canisalbus]

*fixed version* why doesn’t machete show as much affection as Vasco?

He's just a lot more reserved and cautious person in general. The environments he grew up in were strict and religious, he was raised by monks and started his priest training at a young age. Expressing and receiving endearment doesn't come naturally to him because he doesn't have much previous experience on it. He understands approval and respect and knows how to seek those, but affection might be something he never even considered as a thing he should want or that could perhaps be available for him.

Vasco's primary love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation, which are very direct, active and visible ways to communicate fondness. I think Machete veers more towards acts of service and quality time (as well as sharing interests/infodumping). Most of the time he tries to show Vasco that he cares by being thoughtful, attentive, loyal and helpful. He's used to needing to feel useful so that people think he's worthy of keeping around. Over time he does open up a lot, their wavelengths even out and he gets more confidently touchy-feely.

[daily-hanamura]

[better-call-mau1]

[queenbeedarling]

Listen, I know Xiaobao has negative braincells, but if he doesn't use that poison stuff on Huaien and immediately ask, "tell me the truth, do you love me or was everything you told me a lie?" Or something similar...

I will be of the opinion that there is no hope for his survival in the human race.

[skeletalheartattack]

hi I like gelato a lot

[hexjulia]

am i having a 'brat summer'? oh no you misheard. it's a bratprince summer.

[neildylandy]

took a nice ~2.5 hour nap this evening from which i woke to the distinct and unmistakeable feeling of beetleborg doing a four-paw killing strike on my left forearm #mywarrior

[purp1eashes]

Since DC doesn't want this man anymore I'm taking him.

Edit: I just realized he appeared in issue 69... I love him even more now.

[raddestrose]

YALL i just saw a Till cosplay on campus

[hawkinasock]

Wait if Yunli is there with Yanqing with he’s chimerified is anyone else (outside the Luofu) there too? Or was she just on like vacation?

Yunli is really just there because I like the potential interactions between her and a chimerafied Yanqing. Canonically, Yunli and Yanqing both occasionally visit each other on their respective ships to spar (and hang out, but they won't admit that). It was during one of Yunli's visits that the emanator appeared. Besides her, no other characters from outside the Xianzhou are present to witness Yanqing's death, unless I change this later on for plot reasons.

[daily-hanamura]