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y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.
#stanley isn’t perfect but the fact that he made tangible efforts to be a better guardian just makes me ache so much#he has so much love inside him and it had nowhere to go until the twins came#man. The show hits harder as an adult methinks#gravity falls#gf#stanley pines#grunkle stan#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#stan pines#dipper pines#mabel pines
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It's him, Johnny. Logan himself is the source. He tried to get out of the Void that way and failed.
#everyone in the void knows about wade and logan#the merc and his fiery kitty cat#they're so perfect together#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#johnny storm#the human torch#poolverine#deadclaws#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp writing prompts#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#chris evans#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#peanutbub
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kane fox
#kane fox#male beauty#hot male#male model#pretty men#gay#male bum#handsome male#handsome#male butt#malefeet#sexy male#male perfection#gay men#gay man#hot muscle
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#gay#gay guy#gayboy#gayguy#gayhot#gay jock#gay men#gayman#gay bulge#gay hot#gay life#gay stud#gay pride#gay male#gay man#male perfection#gayrotic#male beauty#guys#gays
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Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy
State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.
........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.
There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.
And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.
And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.
Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.
Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.
Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"
The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.
The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.
#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood#fma:b#literally anything about the dynamic between edward and the amestrian government is so so so funny to me#im begging you to come pick up your alchemist he keeps committing treason#Roy: absolute perfect ass-kisser and career-man playing the part 24/7 to disguise his treasonous ambitions and still#not flying under the radar#Edward on his public Twitter: bored. might tear down the Amestrian government for fun.
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...like antennas to heaven
link to the full image
#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#ultrakill earthmover#creations of raptor#tumblr compression made the raw file of the whole comic look like ass so i had to meticulously split it into multiple images#the little gaps are mildly annoying but i promise it is better than seeing this in like 140p#the full image is linked though if you wanna experience it as fully intended#anyways#this is the most insane project i've done in a while#the book in 7-4 man . it just Hit#you were beautiful .#perfect closure .#the pages of the book are blank .#THE PAGES OF THE BOOK ARE BLANK .
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Matpat will always be welcomed into the FNAF universe
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#matpat#ness fnaf#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#dj music man#music man#fnaf#fnaf movie#game theory#security breach#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#Today is matpat’s last theory!!#I drew this in celebration for the occasion!#Matpat’s character Ness meeting his beloved Music man#people asked if I’d ever draw this and obviously today felt like the perfect time to#I hope he enjoys his retirement#Tysm to Matpat for everything!!
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it#and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute#sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist#sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it#and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event#he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking#every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together#their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat#absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them#this is perfection#anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday#see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans
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THE KING OF PIRATES
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Added this as a print to buy if anyone would like to grab one as well
#one piece#monkey d luffy#one piece fanart#made this one for luffy's birthday but i went a bit crazy a bit silly with it#been in an art slump for a while so i loved being able to put some crazy work without proper render and whatever into it#just having FUN for once!! with loof the perfect lil man to have fun with!!
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Tyler Posey
#tyler posey#gay hot#gay men#gay sexy#gayboy#gay#gay handsome#gayhot#gay man#gay tattoo#gay twitter#gay tumblr#gay twunk#gay butt#male perfection#gay male
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
#one piece#drawing#fanart#corazon#cora san#op rosinante#donquixote rosinante#this man has too many names#trafalgar law#op law#donquixote doflamingo#I love cora#he wants to be a good person but is lowkey mediocre at it#he eats like a freak#he looks like a freak#he chose not to speak just bc he's petty#he gave up his life's mission after getting stabbed by a 12 year old#he lied to and betrayed every person that he loved#two out of the three gave him a pass because he was funny one time#he aggresively changed law's life for the better#and he spontaneously catches fire and loses all motor functions#he's literally perfect#anyways law is here because he is simply a good character#can i really put all of this in the tags?#insane
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thank u dungeon meshi for the dwarves
#anyways best characters i hope namari appears more#i just caugh up with the anime and thinking of reading the manga#dunmeshi is the only new medieval fantasy thing giving me main dwarves...#senshi is just the perfect man.....#senshi#namari#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#tragones y mazmorras#dwarves
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When you just want to save your universe and end up finding your soulmate
#they were meant to be together#they're freaks and just perfect for each other#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#poolverine#deadclaws#loganpool#wade wilson#logan james howlett#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#old man yaoi#mcu avengers#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#ao3 fanfiction#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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#Jace#gay#gay guy#gay hot#gay tumblr#gayboy#gayhot#gay jock#gay male#gay man#gayrotic#gay pride#gayman#gay stud#gayguy#gay twink#male perfection#male beauty
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#cody xxv#gay#guys#gay men#gay guy#gayboy#gayguy#gayhot#gay jock#gayman#gay bulge#gay hot#gays#male perfection#male beauty#gay man#gay boys#gay stud#gay twink#gay underwear#gay tumblr#gaytwink#gayrotic
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#Buck doesn't even need a clipboard to be a menace anymore
#911edit#911#911 abc#oliver stark#byaurore#alivedean#userveronika#useraudrey2#usersaoirse#usereena#userrlaura#jddryder#mialook#userriel#useralien#userjoie#tuseronny#useraish#userisaiah#usertiny#usersonny#ajlook#alielook#evan buckley#tuserpris#he's sassy and bi. the perfect man
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