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curse of the black pearl is an incredible theater experience i cannot believe anyone saw this in 2003 and walked out of the viewing normal. like the lighting and action look amazing at home but in the darkness of a theater. good god brother
#bolt watches potc#there was no advertisement or even a poster to take a pic with!!!!! but i had a bandana and a single earring for will#my main takeaways are like#1) that music hits like nothing else#when the surround sound hits i feel no pain at all#and this one is completely on brand but#2) james norrington really is not a talker huh#i guess the film IS 2.5 hours of his heart getting skewered but he speaks very little!#and then nothing good happens to him for the rest of the franchise and he dies ❤️#does anyone wanna go see it with me again on saturday x
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Genuinely amused when people who don't know anything about Christianity try to draw on it as a source for their fantasy -- "Oh this is my half-demon OC who takes damage from holy things and is stuck in a church, better hope that communion wine in the back doesn't spill anywhere!" You mean the regular. wine in the back? The very normal alcohol that is completely indistinguishable from any other alcohol to anyone at all until the actual communion ceremony? The Mogen David? That wine? Okay. Sure. *is imagining your OC screaming and running from a liquor store*
#horror movies are comedies actually#some people are offended and i mean it is rude#but mostly its funny?#its like if you wanted a computer in your story#but you didnt know how cd drives work so instead of looking it up you invented a little beast that lives in the computer case#when you insert a cd it gobbles it up and when you eject it it poops out a brand new one with the copy of the data on it#the story is completely serious and you expect readers to take all of it seriously. including the cd gobbling beast#like this information is a 20 second google search away but instead you made something up that is objectively hilarious#this isnt about horror movies its about a post i saw#but horror movies do it a lot
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i truly believe the ao3 filter should be the basis for every filtering system online the exclude option should be obvious but apparently seems unheard of
#i need to get a new laptop and i’m trying to search for ones but it’s bluescreening and not restarting so i’m concerned#anyways idea: website with every laptop sold in your current radius able to filter stores and their distance brand name types any other#options you want eg i want touchscreen and 360 like my current one and exclude options if i don’t want them#this is so frustrating i’ve been waiting for my laptop for 20 minutes and it’s still on 0% complete for restarting i’m just gonna shut down#and turn it on and hope for the best#me :)
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AAAAAAAA OMG only 193 eggs for this one!!
#I haven’t done Masuda in a WHILE bc I don’t like the hassle of hatching#But in this case I couldn’t really avoid it :’D#BUT YEAH I’m doing a shiny charm run (basically I have the entire living dex completed which I’ll use home to put into a brand new game#of Scarlet so I’ll have the shiny charm at the beginning of the game. Gonna do an all shinies run)#And I needed a shiny starter so of COURSE I picked Fuecoco#It was so under odds…I was strapped in and ready for the long haul on this one#Look at my baby 🤧#Pokemon#Shima speaks#Video#Pokemon SV#Pokemon Scarlet and Violet#Fuecoco#Shiny Fuecoco
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Can we like. Stop projecting modern day western class discussions into mdzs. Or better yet stop talking about class altogether since so many of you are clearly ill prepared for it.
I love mdzs for how complicated and different it is from what I'm used to and seeing all of that get whittled down into the same old tired money/power = bad when it is so much more than that. It's a completely different system and culture. Western capitalist critiques isn't going to cut it people.
#jiang cheng#mdzs#This applies to many more character but I am the most familiar with his brand of discourse#I am completely in wei wuxian's side regarding saving the wens#Although I think he could have handled that way better#But if jiang cheng chose to save the wens at the risk of yunmeng jiang. I would not have been at his side#Jiang cheng's decision doesn't just affect him#it affects a whole sect#People depending on him#Why is this so hard to understand? Why is jiang cheng selfish for choosing to protect the people under him?#Shockers. Being responsible for a large group of people means there are thing you just can't do even if it is the right thing#Reputation is in fact important. Isn't mdzs partly about that? Isn't that one of the things that killed wei wuxian?#Anyways I love you characters straining under the weight of their duties and responsibilities#They can never make me hate you#meta analysis
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—a tangcheong reincarnation ficlet set during the shaolin tournament arc 👍
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Part 1 2 3
baek cheon didn't think much of the loud commotion being made in the audience stands as a large family entered the arena.
"huh? what's all that noise over there?" yoon jong voiced out.
the rest of the mount hua disciples turned their heads in the direction yoon jong was pointing at and they watched as people unabashedly stared at the person in the center of the group.
"you missing a cousin or something, samae?" one of the disciples joked.
the man in question looked closer to a tang than he did his own family members who walked beside him. whereas their hair were varying shades of light brown, his was dark and closer to tang soso's own color.
tang soso frowned, narrowing her eyes as she tried to peer at his features which were slightly too far to distinguish properly.
"I don't recall having any cousins in shaolin..." she mutters as yu iseol also tilted her head in question.
the man's gaze sweeped lazily across the arena. even from afar, baek cheon could tell that the man's gaze was contemptuous.
he didn't need to use his qi to enhance his eyesight to know that the gaze that was thrown towards the sect leaders' stand was absolutely scathing.
jo gul scratched his cheek. "he must be the rumored son of the zheng merchant family. see the crest on his robes?"
"what do you know of him?" baek cheon asked. he doesn't really understand why but a part of him felt like he had to be on-guard towards the strange man.
"not much," jo gul winced, "just that he's a bit older than us and that he...mildly poisoned one of the daughters of another family in sichuan."
"..."
they all turned towards tang soso.
"are you sure he's not part-tang or something?" yoon jong asked.
their conversation is abruptly interrupted by loud shouts cheering for shaolin.
the disciples of mount hua shared resolute nods as they began marching forward, letting the praises pouring out from the audience straighten their spines and walk more resolutely.
chung myung seamlessly slipped back into their fold, the money pouches he brought with him noticably emptier than when he had arrived.
it felt as if the cheers for them rang louder than those for shaolin. it was a very ovewhelming feeling and all of them could feel the pressure on their shoulders.
once again, they watch the reliable back of their sajil as chung myung finally sets foot on the stage, gazing up.
the current head of the zheng family was not influenced by the excitement that seemed to radiate from his fellow tournament-goers. rather, his eyes were locked on the face of his elder brother who he had never seen look as emotional as he did now.
there was disbelief on his face. he wore a strange expression which wavered between hope and doubt. unfathomable emotions swam in his eyes.
"ge, is everything alright?" he worriedly asked. "if you wish to leave, we don't have to—"
"no." zheng bo cut him off. "we're staying."
he shared concerned looks with his other siblings, but they silently agreed to let it be.
their eldest brother had always been distant, but he was never unkind to them.
they could never understand where the weight zheng bo seemed to always carry on his shoulders came from, but he never lashed at them.
they had never known zheng bo to be anything other than melancholic, so seeing the way the beginnings of a lively spark enter his eyes...
it was as if they were watching him transform into someone else for a moment.
"hyung...?" zheng bo murmured as he practically threw himself over the railing to get a closer look.
luckily, their youngest sibling, about the same age as the youngest second class disciple of mount hua, managed to pull their eldest brother back by the robe.
"zheng bo, what's gotten into you?" their mother worriedly clutched at him.
a string of incomprehensible muttering escaped zheng bo's lips. "...a descendant? no, he—a wife? no, as if..."
questioning stares were thrown their way from other audience members, but they were quickly distracted by the start of the deciding battle between the two finalists.
it was a battle that no one could have ever expected.
it felt too one-sided and the zheng family, as with the rest of the spectators, found themselves at a complete loss over the practically one-sided battle between shaolin's hye yeon and mount hua's chung myung.
there was heavy and glooming feeling charging the atmosphere. the previous racuous and excited cheers turned into silent feelings of apprehension and confusion.
“this is nothing compared to what mount hua has been through.”
zheng bo let out a pained, heartaching noise.
"ge," the second zheng son started, still lost. "do you know what he's talking about?"
it seemed to him that chung myung was talking about something beyond the prior slow decline of their sect.
zheng bo seemed to be too overcome with his own emotions to answer.
they all turned back their heads to the stage and were graced with the sight of a soft curve of a blade that arched beautifully, tearing apart all the golden winds thrown towards its weilder's way by hye yeon.
"beautiful..." someone in the audience behind them mumbled.
and it truly was a mesmerizing sight to see.
and it became all the more so when plum blossoms pink, an unstoppable multitude, bloomed from chung myung's sword.
tang bo crumpled where he had was standing.
happiness, guilt, and, most of all, /relief/ wrapped themselves around his heart—his heart which, for the longest time, for over three decades, had been hollowed and emptied out of any possible feelings.
"you're here too."
tang bo didn't have to be alone anymore.
#last part will be part 3 hahahahsdlj#real this time!!!! HAHAHA#tangcheong#tang bo#chung myung#rotmhs#rotbb#return of mount hua sect#return of the blossoming blade#return of the blossoming blade fanfiction#dumb rotmhs fanfic ideas#staying true to my og branding with prev tag#tin writes#also i wrote this in one go on twt so sorry for any errors HAHASDLKJSD#once this is completed i'm thinking of cleaning it up and posting it on ao3
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Gabriel: Find anything good?
Theo: Nah, a lot of the newer stuff is kinda blegh.
Gabriel: We could always look at those cool picture books with birds. I like those.
Theo: Of course you would like the picture books.
Gabriel: No shame.
Theo: He likes to drink milk with his bedtime stories.
Gabriel: Oh so you got jokes?
Theo: Plenty. Hilarious ones too.
Gabriel: [ snickers ] Maybe you should be a comedian.
Theo: If dancing doesn’t work out, I just might.
Gabriel: I mean, hypothetically, what would happen if things didn’t work out?
Theo: Oh I’d simply be devastated. No, things have to work out.
Gabriel: I mean, you always got family to fall back on, no?
Theo: Well, that would be my last option.
Gabriel: Huh.
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Gabriel: You cool with your family, Theo?
Theo: Hm? Oh yeah. Everything’s normal.
Gabriel: Normal’s such a unique concept because what’s normal to me, might be the complete opposite for you.
Theo: I dunno. A lot of concepts don’t make sense, you know?
Gabriel: So it’s better to not ask questions.
Theo: You might not like the answer.
Gabriel: Try me.
Theo: I- [ sighs ] Things were fine, then they weren’t. It always starts that way. My parents are close-minded folk and they couldn’t stand the idea that their kid didn’t want to conform. I’m good now.
Gabriel: I see.
Theo: Things need to work out for me here, Gabriel.
Gabriel: So let’s make sure of it, yeah?
Theo: Deal.
#this is one of those scenes that i've had written for a while but completely scrapped the original#little analysis:#i find that gabriel while he can be a bit of a goober he really is one of the most emotionally intelligent out of everyone#and as for theo they're truly in this state of life where everything is brand new to them#and there's this journey of self discovery of who they authentically are and idk i find that gabriel is a really nice anchor#and the fact that gabriel is gonna make sure his friend is gonna have a better experience is so GAH he's such a good man#idk i really admire their friendship sm#tessellate#sims 4#show us your story#sims 4 story#tessellate: theo#tessellate: gabriel
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taking a DEEP BREATH yeah but have you considered that taylor broke the cycle in the exact way than his friends did, through love, and his character development might have been more subtle yeah but it was still extremely there and taylors ending was SUCH a good addition to the message at the core of season 2 because it says "hey your parents fucked up and YOU DONT HAVE TO FORGIVE THEM"
taylors character development was realizing that his dad FUCKED UP massively. and maybe he had justified reasons for it, even. just like the other dads, he had reasons for why he did what he did. but that doesnt erase the fact that it was fucked up, and that nicky hurt taylor, and that the damage is irreversible. and taylor doesnt have to forgive that, he doesnt have to put up with it.
i think its so good and important that linc and norm for example forgave their dads and love them at the end of all of s2. they chose their fucked up dads and they broke the cycle of fucking up, but its equally as important that taylor did that too by choosing to NOT forgive his dad. and at the end of the day he broke it by choosing love, by seeing who his dad really is and choosing to love his mom who was always there for him instead of the deadbeat with good intentions
"this is as good as it gets." and for taylor, that wasnt good enough
#DEEP EXHALE#there we go another dramatic close boy analysis!!!!#i feel like these are my brand now#and now ive done one for each of the close boys! the cicle continues and all lmao#but ya as someone with parents who have shit parents#(like full on extremely abusive ones#and my own parents completely broke the cycle which is why s2 REAALLY hits for me i love it a lot)#i think taylors message is also SO important#sometimes your fucked up parents dont actually deserve second chances. and sometimes they do#and whether or not they do depends entirely on the person it affects#ANYWAY#i loved the finale a lot#dndads#dungeons and daddies#shitpost#lgbt#glenn close#dndads spoilers#dndads s2#dndads season 2#taylor swift#taylor swift (not that one)#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#scary marlow#scary marlowe#grant wilson#ron stampler#henry oak#dungeons and daddies s2
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man rodeoh hasnt added my not so good review and now im starting to wonder if theres some suspicious reason they dont have any reviews under 4 stars
#its an underwear brand i tried out awhile ago#they felt really cheap and thin and unstretchy when they arrived and within a year completely fell apart at the seams#like i ripped the waistband right off from just putting them on.#the croctches wore right out to nothing and im not even active! i hardly do anything!#and like maybe a year is too much to ask for clothing nowadays but idk i feel like they should last longer than that#i cant afford to replace all my underwear every year#also for tboy oriented underwear i was sorely disappointed that they didnt have pad functionality#idk man#rodeoh#maybe they just arent made for big fat guys idk#the inseam was awkwardly proportioned so it crumpled a lot under my belly but wasnt long enough to go over it#i tried to record a video of how easy it was to pull em apart but it just made me look really strong and also like the start of an OF#i need some validation that im not the only one that experienced this iim dying squirtle
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I got these shoes from someone recently but thought they were way too plain looking, so I set out on a quest to customize them with some sharpies and charms and miscellaneous ribbon I had in my craft drawers. Mostly sky themed (clouds, rainbows, rain, stars, etc.) because that's my favorite aesthetic, but I had to include some cat imagery as well, of course lol.
#also honestly had NO IDEA that real converse have that star logo on the INSIDE not the outer part??? why the hell would you want it on the#inner portion where nobody can see it?? my entire life I always would have sworn it was on the outer facing portion..#I think these would be perfect IF they were just slightly taller (top part higher above ankles instead of just weird hard material digging#right into your ankle whenever you walk) and if they were actual good platforms. they're so short. It's good that 'chunky' shoes are gettin#more popular as they've always been my favorite Look ever since I had these shoes with roller skates that pop out of thebottom (not heelys.#but like. before those. it was two whole entire roller skate wheels like a normal pair of roller skates) and the bottoms were so tall and#clunky and it made my feet look giant (because it had.. entire wheels in the bottom pockets lol). so#I've alwatys been into the aesthetic but . still I find a lot of the 'brands jumping on trend' are too short of platforms#OR they're plafrorms with a raised back/heel/wedge which to me is not aesthetically good and also makes them exceptionally uncomfortable to#wear compared to just plain completely flat chunky platform bottoms. ANYWAY.. if these shoes had a 3 or 4 inch platform I think they'd be#cooler. however for what they are it's still fine! and I like them more now that they actually have some sort of anything to them and#aren't just plain white. The weird thing is that the material it's made out of (maybe some sort of leather or something) absorbs sharpie?#the color changes over time. You draw a mark and then leave it for a few days and it either fades into being barely there or has changed#colors. so I had to go back in and redo parts. ALSO the shoe chains are so funny because I did NOT have the right tools for them#I don't have the stuff to make bracelets or open and close the little rings. they're held onto the shoe with just safety pins and the actua#little rung things that hold the charms on half of them are like broken or the metal is just jam smushed together bent and warped hhbjhjhb#I actually like the back a lot where there's the irridecent star thing hot glued on there. it's cool and shiny. and the clouds#are sparkly on the main parts of the shoe though I'm not sure how well it shows up in pictures#ANYWAY... shoegs..... If I were rich this is one of the things I would definitely custom order from craftsman#why would I spend like thousands of dollars on plain ass shoes that are just expensive because they're a Luxury Brand when I could literall#like pay people to create me custom shoes to my exact specifications?? I could have like 5 inch flat platform boots with fur andclouds#and cat shaped holes in the bottom with LEDs in them with pom pom and charms and etc. etc. etc. Like as gaudy and excessively over#decorated as I want lol.. AND they could have skates in the bottom somehow!! ghjgbhjb#this on top of all the custom wizard costumes and period clothing I would order.. Like i LOVE customizing things. I love everything in my l#life being as particualr as possible and cultivating every experience I have to meticulously meet my own specific criteria as much#as is possible. If I had the money to I would never buy something from a store again. EVERYTHING I owned from furniture to clothing#would be either made by me - or mostly - comissioned from craftsmen. custom tiles for my floors. custom bed. custom table.#even like. custom toilet. custom sinks. etc. etc. ouGGH... but yeah.. anyway... shoes..
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reuploading a handful of clips to replenish my Daffy Doodles tag since the quality of prior videos makes my skin crawl; it almost feels like a cop out to call this my favorite Bob McKimson short because it’s his first! doesn’t that accidentally imply it’s all downhill from there?? that’s furthest from the truth!
either way, it is true his shorts don’t often boast such ambitious directorial maneuvers such as this one, which is why it’s one of my favorite parts of one of my favorite cartoons ever made. Porky crawling into frame could not be executed more perfectly, the momentum of the camera and animation swaying back and forth is genuinely hypnotic… it’s perfect. animated by one of animation’s many unsung heroes, Dick Bickenbach (with Tolly Kirsanoff doing the establishing wide shot)
#there are some shorts i would rank a little higher than this one just BARELY. but. BUT#this is the short i resonate with most emotionally/empathetic ally behind The Great Piggy Bank Robbery. which is of course why my art blog#is themed accordingly. i’m not completely insane! there’s a very real causation behind my cartoon branding#one reason why i love this short so much is because it’s sympathetic to both Daffy AND Porky in different ways#lt#daffy doodles#mckimson#vid
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Reference sheet for my helsknight design :] (slight nudity warning he's only wearing boxers)
Featuring lore on how pants work for those with tails (most of them probably only have the one snap at the top but whatever it was like 1am when I drew that part)
#art#artists on tumblr#jaloparker art#hermitblr#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#helsknight#helsknight fanart#slight nudity#hes only wearing his underwear#its so you can see his scales ok#i swear#also the one sword “tattoo” is actually a scar#something something lore he got branded by the colosseum something#theres not that much actual helsknight lore and im already ignoring most of canon so like yeah#i want to use him as a pillow#helsknight hold me gently and tell me you care about me please i think it would fix me#also the tattoo ref was made specifically for moss mossfeathers since they asked for it once#i still need to make loke 5 more refs for him btw#he has his dragon form and his more scaley but still humanoid form#and then the ref for his armor..#hhhhhhhhhhhhhh the things i do for my bbg#also we're going to ignore the fact that i gave him a ring on his ring finger 😁😁😁#i am.. completely sane and normal definitely#oc art#hes basically just my oc at this point..
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The day people stop comparing Aegon/Rhaenys/Visenya to Jon/Arya/Sansa is the day I'll know peace. People hate Daenerys (and house Targaryen by extension) but then always want to steal from her story to uplift their faves. It's past the point of being pathetic 🙄
#daenerys targaryen#pro daenerys targaryen#house targaryen#anti sansa stans#jonsas too#cause they're the main ones who do this#I hate how Arya and Jon are brought into this nonsense when the majority of the people saying this don't give a fuck about them#the obsession with hating Targaryens and then stealing from them is crazy#I get it they have more/cooler history but that doesn't mean your fave from a completely different house has anything to do with them#the targs are evil nasty colonizers...but also look at these parallels they have with my fave lol#this also applies to that specific brand of reddit Jon stan who acts like Jon is the /good/ targaryen and Dany is just a placeholder#I saw this most when the show was airing but I'm seeing a resurgence now#Just another case of people thinking something is evil when it's associated with Dany but good if it's with anybody else#saw someone say that the /direwolf has three heads/ give me a break#the same for people who do this with Stannis and Renly too!!!!!
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Got my computer all magical girl-ified to watch Cosmos tomorrow! It might look a little uneven 'cause I got the Masha sticker as an Etsy gift from @calpicoboys and I couldn't resist putting it on, lol!
#magical girl stuff#heartcatch precure#revolutionary girl utena#the owl house#sailor moon#neopets#warrior cats#full moon wo sagashite#pmmm#lowkey want a ccs sticker to complete the look now#my post#alexandria rambles#before y'all ask i'm counting illusen and jhudora as magical girls cause they're faeries and luz as one cause she's a witch lol#brightcloud are just there because they're my brand at this point
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ads are evil, but sponsors are ok. do you understand
#''this video was sponsored by'' i nod understandingly while i skip to the next chapter#but show me an ad and i swear to god i will hate your brand until the end of time#completely unrelated but i just ate a banger sandwich. and bc it was such a simple small one and i havent eaten much today i think i will#make another one#it was a really good sandwich#it seems wrong that the qord sandwich doesnt have a t in it. it should be sandwitch#the witch of the sand...
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A couple of boyfriends nerds to match these nerds hehe 👓✨✨
#genshin impact#cyno#tighnari#fan art#illustrations#the glasses meme is now complete#so afew random thoughts in the tags:#tighnari's and alhaitham's glasses were the most fun to design for me#i might do a special mock up when i have the time and energy later to show it?#their fashion designer brands are moncler and louis vuitton#tighnari's was more of a match up of various ones than the others bc i wanted specific frames style#cyno was the same but i was looking more at moncler sunglasses models#also tighnari is so pretty wtf???#also also fun fact#i got to talk to alejandro saab and nazeeh tarsha at sacanime ;w;#and i gave them mini prints as presents#i'm so awkward around celebreties but they're so sweet#nazeeh gave me a print to help convince a friend to play genshin and i'm forever dying over that#in a good way#HARENO IF YOU SEE THIS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO eye emoji#i also got to meet josey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#honestly real highlight of the trip was another friend who helped me out with tabling and was my emotion support#thanks to them i'm able to accomplish so much and it was so much fun#i hope they had an extra good time ;33333;#man writing in the tags is nice#hope y'all have a great week!
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